Wedding Photographers Share The Worst Thing They've Caught On Camera

[@GLGC688]

That last one deserved to be called off. That poor bride deserves better.

[@stopandlisten6070]

Do you know her? For all you know she's a horrible person.

[@Alphae21]

@@stopandlisten6070 their most important day doesn't deserve to be ruined and if they're getting married they probably aren't horrible people you weirdo

[@Alphae21]

@@stopandlisten6070 you know, this is why no one likes you. You are so judgmental and argumentative.

[@ayandragon2727]

Mr mc E He has a point, you don’t know the circumstances.

[@stopandlisten6070]

@@ayandragon2727 Exactly, you don't know the circumstances. This is why you can't say someone "deserves" anything:)

[@WolframKKM]

If you're obliterated at your own wedding you're either an alcoholic and should seek help or you don't really want to be there (whether it's because you're not ready or you don't care enough for your partner).

[@ashildrtheswift3028]

Ikr? I would never say my vows to someone who is completely obliterated

[@juukyuchan]

As the bride id just walk away

[@karalindstrom7729]

oh yeah. If it were me, that groom would have left single

[@GeoffrytheButler]

I went to a wedding where the groom got smashed out of his mind, and then full on grabbed my ass. It took all of me to remind myself that I was at a wedding and not to knock him out.

[@gnislia]

I wonder if they’re still married

[@NathanBlackberry]

I remember going to a wedding and there was a random drone that ran into the cake

[@francescafrancesca3554]

That's sounds like a good story.

[@kuronoroux8864]

Lol

[@TrelliessRose]

😀 Tell me this whole story from the beginning!

[@madarthivanki]

Niiiccce.

[@visjex7498]

felt that

[@joshuadoll9000]

4:04 It really sucks he never ended up sending that photo to them. It sounds like it was a really nice shot and showed their intimacy well. It might have been something to cheer up their horrible wedding night.

[@leirawhitehart1236]

Yeah, I agree, but I understand why he didn't send it. Simply put, you really just don't know how people could react to those sorts of things. They could have considered it an invasion of privacy or something along those lines, and not really care how beautiful of a picture it was. From his brief description of the couple though, they didn't really seem like the unreasonable type, (that seems more like the groom's mother...) But, still, you never know, and I suppose he would've rather been safe than sorry, and I get that. Would've loved to see a lot of these pictures though. Some of them just sound too good to be true.

[@Starmadien2019]

Should send it to them anyways.

[@MB-rn6gh]

id send them the pic.. im sure they would love to have it...

[@naromi18]

I think he should've sent the photo with a note so it would be up to the couple if they wanted to take a look at it. But what's done is done.

[@HehHehHehYea]

Leira Whitehart it’s not an invasion of privacy when it’s literally what you’re hired to do tbh.

[@musicformed]

What's with woman not wearing underwear at weddings?

[@MRJTD99]

A lot of people go to weddings with the intention to meet someone to fuck. No underwear just saves time.

[@Floriapenguin]

I usually can't even stand not wearing shorts under a dress

[@facennapper8582]

I didn't wear underwear at the three weddings I went to so whats the problem

[@shawn.spencer]

Erik Bickerstaff yes but why did you do it?

[@shawn.spencer]

Erik Bickerstaff and don't say because you felt like it, we're looking for am actual reason here. No one said it is something bad

[@HoneyballLP]

I once shoot a wedding with a very bizarre family. Everyone was smoking. Even the pregnant women... It was a photo shooting in the fog.... My old camera smelled like cigarettes for month.

[@plederfagella9774]

Feel bad for the unborn child.

[@romanblecha1102]

@@plederfagella9774 and the camera

[@HoneyballLP]

@MalevolentFiber After a month in therapy, the camera was okay again. :D

[@HoneyballLP]

@@plederfagella9774 My lungs were screaming at me... I can't imagine what it must be for a kid in this family... it was such a horror day.

[@averyrose4021]

Honigball secondary smoke is just as bad as first hand smoking. Hope u got out of there soon enough.

[@elvebean4766]

Honestly if I was the bride in the last story I would've just left. I wouldn't wanna get married to someone who doesn't even take their own wedding seriously

[@tiahnagrace6325]

Seriously though. I'm surprised the bride didn't go off on everyone. I would've walked out of the church, boxed-up a whole tier of the wedding cake to take home, and gotten out of there.

[@angelinadubois4842]

Exactly

[@kateg9302]

Same!

[@elvebean4766]

@@amyrose4ever157 ? What do you even mean by that

[@daubeny6796]

Amy Rodriguez please re-write your comment cause you wrote it in a way that it is impossible to understand

[@TailsIsDisappointed]

The worst thing I captured was my own wedding. No-one showed up so I took every role.

[@oofbekistan8469]

*Modern day problems require modern day solutions*

[@fergusmurray1828]

Even the bride/groom?

[@TailsIsDisappointed]

@@fergusmurray1828 It was a weird wedding.

[@AlexFlockhart]

How was the honeymoon?

[@domagario6910]

Tails is disappointed in your recent decisions why?

[@dergluckliche4973]

Since my husband and I had a city hall wedding with no guests, we asked the officiant to snap a couple of pics and that's all we have as wedding photos. It was perfect. We didn't tell anyone we were getting married and disguised the "reception" as a cocktail-housewarming-sip 'n see a week later, and sprung the news there. We just walked down the city hall steps and looked at each other with "I can't believe we _did_ that!" expressions.

[@francescafrancesca3554]

Woo, that's sounds super cute!

[@ryanrenn4815]

what a goal

[@Ninetails2000]

That's some modern day Romeo and Juliet stuff right there.

[@dergluckliche4973]

@@Ninetails2000 Romeo & Romeo if anything.

[@brucewayne-cn4vd]

What was the reason why your wedding was in private?

[@PeterBarnesandjelly]

Full-time wedding photographer here. This one is pretty tame compared to the video: I was shooting an outdoor ceremony at a park where the ground was somewhat uneven. The event company decided to lay a sort of carpet/tarp thing to signify the aisle. As you can imagine, tarp, uneven ground & bridesmaids in heels do not mix well. Somehow, none of the bridesmaids had any issues. Then came the flower girl & ring bearer. Both were like 4 years old. These two wonderful little people were all lined up and ready to go, arms locked and looking super stoked to be doing this! They take one step and immediately eat shit. I felt so bad for laughing (to be fair, the flower girl was the bride's daughter and she lost it too, as did most of the guests) but it was genuinely the funniest thing I have every seen at a ceremony. I was shooting in burst mode so I have this wonderful 4 shot sequence of them hitting the ground and it's just so great.

[@nightsgrow6575]

Peter Barnes thank god other people laughed! How awkward had it been if people were all concerned and stuff and the photographer was howling in the corner? 😂

[@krixkhaos]

I laughed so hard at this one that I startled my partner

[@-4subscriberswithahammerad521]

I shoved a fistful of cheese in my mouth and right at that moment the photographer took a picture of me

[@DJ-xd3dt]

Power move

[@MichaelKelleher-dl6ye]

Yeah, no.

[@krazyfan1489]

was it at least good cheese?

[@scooterbrando9203]

*hehe, me*

[@dayalasingh5853]

Good man

[@ariellau9170]

if i was the bride from the last story i would have just broken it off with the guy and left the ceremony.

[@annabourbon]

Yep. Basically I would do the same

[@R.M.MacFru]

Yep. I'd have told him off and left.

[@icedmocha5264]

Same. I would have walked out.

[@hawkpaul8735]

Why on earth did the last bride go through with the ceremony? If a guy has to be drunk to marry you he really doesn't love you.

[@saammmy7]

Probably for the same reason she kept dating him. If he acts like that at their wedding he's probably even more of a douche bag on a regular day.

[@craigh5236]

Seems to me that the more money and time is spent on the wedding the faster the marriage falls apart, like they are over obsessed with getting marriage but never thought about *being* married.

[@acatnamedbeef]

mild resting bee face

[@facennapper8582]

I agree

[@thegayestgoth]

🐝🗿

[@GippyHappy]

If your future spouse shows up drunk to your wedding, _do not marry them._

[@Samukuai]

4:04. That one made me sad.

[@megasmileyable]

Broke my heart.

[@dr.absurd]

Me too. But at least the couple seemed to love each other. It would have been worse if they didn't love each other. Even if the wedding was a mess for them, they still love and got each other.

[@Samukuai]

@@megasmileyable Same here.

[@yellowishgreendragon.-.]

I think the story is sad but some parts were nice too. Like how they're in love.

[@marcopohl4875]

that moment when you're legally required to both, keep and delete a photo...

[@jacobschweiger5897]

Marco Pohl actually that doesn’t count as porn. Porn is only counted as images that display sexuality or are meant to cause arousal. Because the girl was just showing her boobs and not doing anything inherently sexual the pics don’t count as porn and the guy was in the clear.

[@rkhound247]

It's child porn. Now because of the circumstances the company may be able to get off the hook but an irate parent could push the issue. I'd have deleted the picture and taken the heat.

[@jacobschweiger5897]

rkhound247 ya but porn has to be made to be intentionally arousing, not all nudity is porn, otherwise high school biology classes would be banned for showing porn to children. Pictures Nudity, even child nudity, surprisingly aren’t actually illegal.

[@tylerslagel5485]

@@jacobschweiger5897 That's different. That's for educational purposes. And besides, it's mostly crude drawings shown in the least arousing way possible.

[@jacobschweiger5897]

Tyler Slagel sometimes they aren’t drawings. Also the girl flashing probably didn’t do it in a very suggestive way so it’s equally unarousing and thus isn’t porn. Pictures of naked children are technically legal and are probably online.

[@idislikemints]

I had forgotten about the photographers at my brother's wedding and all the shoots with me are me stuffing my face or looking ready to leave at any point.

[@trashcan_clikkie6225]

Same with me. I've been to quite a few weddings and the only pictures I'm in I either have a double chin or I'm stuffing my face

[@pb5291]

why does text to speech always say co-worker as cow-orker?

[@igi1225]

Cow orc

[@lilaod92]

What about make up as "makyoop"

[@amanda-jj7kw]

Cuz they're cows

[@onlydiditforthevideos2731]

They dont use the line to separate co and worker so the auto voice assumes that it is pieced together as cow-worker.

[@dmaria2240]

My favourite is ho-meow-ner (homeowner) 😂

[@andrewputnam2717]

I really hope the guy who got flashed by the 14 year old turned out alright.

[@aiman2163]

same... i hope he wasn't caught by us

[@alecmueller3299]

@@aiman2163 I can't imagine he'd get in trouble for that if he told his bosses about it and promptly deleted the photos

[@jackhanssen8657]

Its the same thing like if a random 13 year old girl out of nowhere dm’s nudes you cant really get charged like that wasn’t your fault. I mean if you held onto them and busted your fetuccini sauce to them that’s a whole ass different story

[@Gamesfan34260]

@@jackhanssen8657 Right but at the same time, I don't think you're allowed to delete those pictures without permission if you're a photographer so it's like "I could delete it and get in trouble for violating my contract or I could keep it and get in trouble for child pornography", although I suppose they'd probably make an exception for deleting it if it were illegal. What I wanna know is why that 14 year old even did that, am I the ONLY one who'd be very embarrassed to have people I don't know see my dangly parts?

[@jacobschweiger5897]

actually that doesn’t count as porn. Porn is only counted as images that display sexuality or are meant to cause arousal. Because the girl was just showing her boobs and not doing anything inherently sexual the pics don’t count as porn and the guy was in the clear.

[@ethanquirk28]

Feel like I should chime in with a “haven’t you people ever heard of closing the god damn door”

[@chuckecheese2230]

😁😁 a fellow emo! Yisss!!

[@johnchausow4857]

I shot a wedding where in the contract, which the bride and groom took time to read then signed, stated I was to be the only photographer. This prevents other photographers from getting in my way or being competitive. It allows me to give the bride and groom the best photos possible. Come wedding day, they brought not one but two additional photographers who were constantly in my way and ruined most of my prepared angles. I had to improvise a lot, but it became more like shooting action sports where I had to dodge and weave between spectators or whoever was on the sidelines. Several really good shots were ruined by the other photographers because I couldn’t relocate fast enough in a tiny and cramped church. To top it off, they never paid me for 13 hours of work, and cut off contact with me so I was never able to get them their pictures. Their mailing address was bad because they moved, phone numbers weren’t the same. I think they moved to Puerto Rico temporarily or something. I’m assuming they were sufficiently happy with someone else’s photos. They finally messaged me back on Facebook like two and a half years later, but I had changed computers twice and moved across country, so I couldn’t find the original flash drive or the folder with all the pics. I had a corrupted hard drive that they may have been lost on. I still hadn’t been paid so I didn’t feel too bad saying yeah, I can’t find the pics. If I find them, I guess I’ll send them....

[@TrelliessRose]

Wow. Were you okay?

[@DeathnoteBB]

Did you tell them about the breach in contract?

[@novaexplorer2397]

Lowly Meme Farmer you should have left for the breach in contact

[@johnchausow4857]

I mentioned the other photographers, I don’t remember their response, something like, oh we just wanted as many angles or the same moment as possible. Also, I really needed the money at the time, so I wasn’t gonna just walk out. I didn’t see the other photographers till the ceremony started because they were initially sitting in the pews (wtf), so I didn’t get the chance to confront them till the reception, at which point the damage was done. Funny thing was, I had another gig on the same day I turned down because this one was going to be higher paying lol. Whoops.

[@wolfiegamble847]

Speaking of weddings, my brother has a friend that he plays hockey with. Now this friend is a cheeky little thing, and this story doesn't surprise me in the slightest. He was dressed up for a fancy party he had to go to with his parents(he was a little kid at this point), in a tux and dress shoes, the whole nine yards. The venue had multiple things going on though- they also had a wedding. This kid decided the adult party he was at was boring, so he snuck his way into the wedding next door and managed to get cake without knowing literally anyone there.

[@chloeunderwood4597]

Illusion 100

[@noviammapping8226]

Sneak 100

[@Draganox25]

I'm surprised I didnt hear any cheating stories

[@user-io4ps9bi9y]

Hearing the story about the lonesome couple made me really, really sad. I don't like weddings that much- I don't have a lot of great memories involved with them, but no one deserves that kind of situation. It should be special and involve people you love and trust. :( I hope they're doing ok

[@Brievel]

I would've straight-up refused to go.

[@gianna6319]

I’m not a wedding photographer but one time I took a picture of me and my mum and someone behind was proposing. It was super cute.

[@lucaskincanyon7393]

Ouch, that last one. That was painful to listen to.

[@z31l]

I’m a bridesmaid for my sister, the weddings next year, and I can already tell it’s gonna be a LOT like that last story 😬

[@tiahnagrace6325]

Oof Good luck.

[@ashharkausar413]

Fingers crossed lady.

[@R.M.MacFru]

No hope for an intervention to prevent a tragedy? 😕 Sometimes, you just can't help people who are determined to make bad decisions.

[@carlfromtheoc1788]

So you will be taking bets on various events and happenings at the weeding?

[@ImLexiRomero]

Oof! Make sure to edit the comment when the wedding happens to update us on what happened 🤪

[@Morfalath]

dark background is 100000000 times better than white please keep this

[@stopandlisten6070]

Racist!

[@wigglebot2368]

Laurens Projects

[@CalypsoRaven618]

8:07 Cow-orker. A cow who orcs. Imagine Lord of the Rings if all the Orcs were played by cows.

[@TheLugiaSong]

What is it with women not wearing underwear?? Is it tradition I haven't heard of or something???

[@flying-magpie]

Even I'm a girl and I have no idea what that's about.

[@TheLugiaSong]

@@flying-magpie yeah me too. I haven't attended a wedding since I was a wee girl though, so I don't know much about them.

[@Silver_Unseelie]

probably to not see tge underwear trough the dress... idk just somethibg i heard once

[@vallev3104]

Tight dresses. Panties would cause a panty line to be visible. They're not pretty!

[@TheLugiaSong]

Ah I see... Wow that takes bravery to go out with no underwear though!

[@pigeonite]

yes but what a shame, what a shame the poor bride's groom is a drunk

[@JTT1010]

Shoutout to the pianist going HAM throughout this entire video

[@Rose-my6dc]

I’m going to a wedding next year. Thanks for making me even more nervous

[@TrelliessRose]

Just let the photographer and staff do their jobs, let the couple get married, avoid the crazy aunts and drunk uncles and groomsmen, and do exactly what the bride tells you and you'll be fine.

[@tiahnagrace6325]

I'd like to add, don't forget to wear underwear.

[@andybuscus383]

I shot a wedding once, but she came back, killed my friends, made my heart explode, and took her daughter back.

[@asnekboi7232]

andybuscus383 really

[@masterof4elements826]

my bff's mom didn't realize until they got their wedding album back from the photographer, but her new sister-in-law had worn all white.

[@Alias_Anybody]

3:35 11/10 would recommend.

[@Hawlo]

I know these videos don't have pictures, but this one really could've used some pictures.

[@miles2565]

I love your neko atsume profile pic

[@andybuscus383]

Chonky boi

[@miles2565]

Oh Shit you have ~100000 subs

[@clownchild2397]

Those birds snatched the bride's weave!!!! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@vivibohmer6837]

no one: actually no one: the weird siri voice: *mAckoOp*

[@francescafrancesca3554]

I like it but some stories where just so sad ):

[@dontworryy.]

I fell into my uncles wedding cake as a small child, the other kids and I were running up and down the stairs and I tripped to the right and smashed into it.. lol.. nobody was mad.

[@AbsoluteMongoloid]

Did the cake taste good?

[@chrash2012]

@@AbsoluteMongoloid the better question is did it taste better with him on it

[@AbsoluteMongoloid]

@@chrash2012 Lol. Oh, and that's a she by the way.

[@liamn2368]

People who are rich People who are poor People who understand this meme without the pictures

[@TrelliessRose]

Wedding photographers who survived the wedding.

[@jacobschweiger5897]

Ya, I’m getting the good coffin

[@liamn2368]

Thanks for all the likes guys

[@OmniMitch]

Good thing I don't drink; I'll make a wonderful groom

[@blastvortex]

101 Reasons why alcohol should not be present at weddings. Seriously, why? It's just plain stupid. (actually, 1001 would probably work better)

[@jonquilgemstone]

blastvortex More like "Why Alcoholics Shouldn't Be Invited"

[@blastvortex]

There's that too. Unfortunately, alcoholics and people who simply drink/party enough to be annoying are two different things. There may be thousands of the former, but there are hundreds of millions of the latter. So many events can be made more civil without the inclusion of booze. It just lets people turn into a-holes. (ofc, some people might say it lets them become their "true self". a disinhibitor. i might occasionally agree.)

[@shawn.spencer]

Is it some kind of etiquette to not wear underwear at wedding? Like they do not let you in or something?

[@floof_hair3857]

Certain dresses that are made of thinner materials or are tight- fitting show underwear lines, which can look sloppy. There are certain types of seamless underwear, but they can be uncomfortable in some body types so some women choose to forgo wearing underwear completely.

[@PokemarioThe2nd]

Lina Some ladies choose to go commando because they don’t want party lines to show in pictures

[@freshoceanwaters7947]

Lina Because some women are disgusting and they think it’s okay to not wear underwear to a wedding

[@slaughteringgg]

@@freshoceanwaters7947 it's not disgusting as long as you don't flash anyone lmao refer to the replies above.

[@sakuraogami6885]

e l f t e a r s and most of the stories are about getting flashed. Stop wearing slutty dresses and you won't have to worry about uncomfortable underwear. I'll def make it a rule if I have a wedding: WEAR FUCKING UNDERWEAR

[@Bigfoot_With_Internet_Access]

5:18 that's how mom-fia works.

[@reynoldszelaya4559]

I once attended a gay wedding (both women) at the invitation of one of the bridesmaids. I didn't know the bride or groom (other bride?) personally, but I figured why not? To my surprise, it turns out that both of the women getting married were pregnant. Like, both were nine months along by the looks of it. As it turns out, they both had IVF done and then decided to get married because they had a shared fantasy to get married while both pregnant. I gotta say, it was a lovely wedding all things considered.

[@CherryGumdrops707]

What a very specific fantasy...

[@scottvelez3154]

Sounds electric

[@PatrickCervantez]

8:39 i feel bad for the photographer. That's terrible. I would've just quit after that. I'd call my boss, then what happened, and then quit on the spot.

[@ohpetraful]

i love how the automated voice said "cow-worker" instead of "co-worker" lmfao.

[@Mysteri0usChannel]

About the one with "child porn": For that reason we have laws in Germany which cover that exact case and would make the photographer innocent.

[@robertdegroot8302]

All countries have these laws

[@S.K.R.E.Inc.]

Tell that to the REEEEEEs, see how they react

[@natalie9641]

did that guy who deleted the files lose his job though? :(

[@larryprice1168]

I would assume that many of these photographers are self employed.

[@ichosetobehappy5408]

I worst thing I photographed was my own face

[@cylasbreakdown6140]

I totally understand wanting to get wasted before a wedding. That’s what the bachelor party is for.

[@trashcan_clikkie6225]

Yeah but you're never supposed to be wasted DURING the wedding

[@sakuraogami6885]

Why? Because you feel like you're gonna be trapped and tied down? How about not get married then, since you think that's what weddings are.

[@angelinadubois4842]

Nah the last one couldn't be me. You best believe I wouldn't have been getting married to him

[@Krebzonide]

Would be funny if a photographer saved every nsfw photo and released them when they retired.

[@batbebebe]

...no

[@MaxArt2501]

F- company policies - if you end up with something illegal, delete that photo immediately. Better lose the job (and probably won't, anyway) than end up in jail.

[@LS-jv9hp]

I'm pretty sure in the US, UK and most Western countries if he got fired for that he would be able to sue for a shit ton of money. It would be what i would called malicious contractually compliance. You can't fire someone for not doing something if it would break the law. It would go along the lines of laws and clauses protecting workers from being fired if they are hurt and cannot work for a short to mid period of time.

[@patlogin]

I love it when the bot is doing perfectly well and springs up out the blue cow-orker

[@balmain-i3e]

I remember the photographer accidentally zoomed into the bridegroom crotch and you could see a visible bulge in his pants. What's worse is that whenever his kids asked what the bulge was in his pants, he'd always say it was their Transformer Action Figure he hid in there

[@daleyhuard3675]

D:

[@TrelliessRose]

It's like these people can't edit.

[@chrash2012]

PFFFT OMG

[@stopandlisten6070]

I don't know if that maybe makes it worse.

[@spicy6349]

well if you think about it he's kinda right-

[@robertphillips6296]

It is said to have at least one thing go wrong at your wedding is a blessing and if everything is perfect then something is wrong.

[@FabiAraujok]

Not a photographer, nor have I ever been married. I was actually the client. It was my 10th birthday party and since mom paid a lot of money for this party, she decided to hire a photographer as well. It started well, I was feeling like I was on a photoshoot to a magazine. The thing is, I was a 10 year old child who just wanted to have fun with my friends in my birthday party, but everytime I was doing something, the photographer approached me to take pics. I started getting angry bc she was stalking me, what has resulted in some nasty pictures. I know she was doing her job, but I cant help but feeling a little angry whenever I see her

[@chrash2012]

Eesh, that's understandable dude kids just wanna do their own thing

[@userofusername4981]

7:05 I think the bride knew that was coming..

[@RosieSquall]

The whole deal with the doves in the first story legit made me lol.

[@thetiktokpenguin4343]

Not a photographer, but recently attended a cousin’s wedding. A lot of our family members attended, but when we got to the seats, we weren’t sure where to sit, since everyone was just kinda scattered. Pretty sure the groom’s family was supposed to sit on the right, but where would we go? In the reserve seating, but was it for all of us, since there were a lot of us? No one was there to refer us where to go, so a majority of us sat in the back with my cousin’s college frat buddies, while a few of us sat right behind the reserve seats. Sure enough, the wedding starts, and my uncle, aunt, and other cousin (groom/cousin’s parents and younger sister) sit in the first row of the reserved seats on the right, and we instantly knew we messed up. While the left/bride’s side was full in her reserves, my cousin’s was practically empty except for his small, immediate family, making it look like none of the rest of his family came to anyone who didn’t know us. The one perk was that it gave the photographer’s space and perfect angles to shoot the ceremony.

[@P-Artsypants]

I had a roommate in college in a similar situation to the bride and groom that knew no one at the wedding. She was not on good terms with her family, likewise the groom wasn’t close to his either, so they just wanted a courthouse wedding. Mommy didn’t like that, and forced them into having a big ceremony and inviting mom’s friends and family. (The bride was not allowed to be walked down the aisle by her father because mom and dad were divorced and hated each other.) Worst of all, the bride was not allowed to invite her friends because it was too expensive, apparently. So, what were we, her best friends to do? Crash the wedding of course. I filled my car with college friends (some in the trunk) and we drove two hours to see our friend get married. The ceremony was only ten minutes long, and the reception was a shit show, but she was elated that we came.

[@sophiajune546]

Screen: coworker Robot: COW orker

[@Leomorg731]

I was very young (6), it was my aunts wedding. I was in a very bad mood and didn't want to be bothered by anyone so I wandered off in the middle of the ceremony somewhere into an isolated area in the courtyard. After a bit of moping my mother soon found me and worriedly asked what was wrong and why I was alone, I refused to look at her or respond, as if she could read my mind (my parents had recently got a divorce and thats why I was in a bad mood) she told me not to worry about the situation and that everything will be fine and to enjoy the ceremony, I still wouldn't budge and stayed put so she just decided stay with me until I felt better, sat on the ground and hug me from behind followed by a kiss on the cheek and an "I love you, my son." At that very moment the photographer (I presume had noticed me wander off and followed for a possible shot) snapped a photo and gave us a copy, It moves me to tears almost whenever I look at the photo and recall every moment again in my mind and am happy the photographer shot the photo (am now 20 years old).

[@xemirahobbyless]

I don‘t know if I can read „coworker“ normally ever again, after he said „cow-orker“ so many times 😂

[@donaldtrumpwithasmallloano8666]

Nobody showed up to my wedding because I never got married.

[@chrash2012]

Very presidential Mr president

[@scottvelez3154]

Tremendous

[@rydo728]

When he saw me in the photo, he instantly died.

[@oofbekistan8469]

I accidentally caught some kid doing the Okay Hand...

[@court6865]

👌🏻

[@dougmartin2007]

A friend of mine used to officiate weddings, and it was always surprising how many people wanted to be drunk or stoned during the ceremony. When he talks to the couple during planning he expresses that one of his rules is that the couple be sober while entering into a marriage contract. Lot of times people will argue with him about that.

[@AlyLARockstar]

Listening to these reminded me of my best friend's first wedding. She didn't smile in any of the photos (she doesn't smile in pictures anyways) and essentially looked miserable in all her wedding photos. We all teased her asking if she didn't really want to marry him and poking fun. Turns out she didn't, left him for his best friend 3 months later. She did however smile in her wedding photos when she married the best friend this past December. I still think it's hilarious

[@NiaNook]

6:15 My vote's on sending the picture. Maybe with a little explanation behind you taking it. I'm sure they'll understand, and maybe even really love that they got a good picture out of a lame wedding

[@profoundprocrastinator]

12:10 I would've ended that relationship right there. Why you be with someone for the rest of your life who is so blatantly disrespectful.

[@SneezyKatsALT]

Dear RedFin LAVA LAMPS ARE STILL COOL

[@NachoBran_CandyCabbage]

During my aunt & uncle's outdoor ceremony there were a few birds that were flying around the decorations right above us all and chirping up a storm. It got so annoying that the venue staff came on the scene and used brooms or waving hands to try and shoo them away. The photographer captured the couple's kiss with a perfect mid-jump shot of one of the people working there swatting at a bird in the background. They got the picture printed in a larger size and it proudly hand in their living room.

[@ryanthompson1244]

I love how the computer pronounces coworker as cow-worker.

[@bottlerocket2528]

*_Bold of you to assume im still invited to weddings_*

[@jacobschweiger5897]

8:59 actually that doesn’t count as porn. Porn is only counted as images that display sexuality or are meant to cause arousal. Because the girl was just showing her boobs and not doing anything inherently sexual the pics don’t count as porn and the guy was in the clear.

[@Gametendo6]

8:05 An old Cow Orca. Gotta love speech synthesis.

[@creativelychandra]

How could that woman in the last story go through that wedding? The best men being drunk is one thing but the man you're suppose to marry?!?!? Hell no! I wouldn't stand for that. Being so drunk you can barely stand and slur through your vows is just uncalled for. That's a Lifetime movie waiting to happen.

[@tripsmith8591]

Honestly the last one had me dyin lol. If someone farted during my ceremony I'd definitely be laughing with them lol

[@tripsmith8591]

Even if they were completely obliterated

[@andietheviolist9177]

Now I’m glad that my parents had a normal wedding.

[@mhmyeahtotallynotacowinmen3373]

There are so many occupations on reddit

[@TrelliessRose]

There's so many occupations in the world.

[@knucklesfieryheart20]

I would have left the groom in the last one because if he’s doing this at our WEDDING, Imagine the future. Not worth my time and certainly not worth the money for the wedding.

[@JVLIVSPhotography]

A groomsman ripping a fart at a wedding?!?😳😳😳😳 Ain’t gonna lie, I WISH I coulda been there!😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣

[@LiggyMustard]

COW-WORKER

[@whalesharko4465]

I remember I was near tears and melting down to a random guest at a wedding they knew someone and about big issues in my life so opening up to them was because I was cornered I must've looked so depressed, the photographer decided JUST then to take a photo of us and our fake ass smiles I went for a walk and missed the group photos meaning that was the only picture I was in It was my brother's wedding, I felt horrible

[@cassidymyer5614]

Ring bearer snuck over to the head table during dancing and ate the frosting off of everyone’s cake. Nobody stopped him, we were all to busy laughing and taking pictures, I think I had more pictures of that little kiddo eating frosting than I did pictures of the bride and groom dancing.

[@Creeper_123]

My aunt is (or was, idk) a wedding photographer and a few years ago, there was a wedding for some friends. Both my Mom and Dad and my Aunt and Uncle knew them since they work/worked for a workout place that our families went to and knew for several years (none of us go anymore so i dont know if they still work there or not)... Nothing bad happened at the wedding... I just wanted to tell u my aunt is/was a wedding photographer.

[@DDRDAIKENKAI]

I love how these videos include Kirby music.

[@sirmoriarty8230]

That poor bride on the last one

[@victoriawhitcomb6475]

My friend as his father did my sister's wedding. He came and sat with us, camera on the table, facing me and my other sister. I didn't realize he was recording and he got an almost 10 minute recording of my and my older sister discussing how we would murder and hide the groom's body if he hurt our sister. He also got a pretty good shot of the two kids who got thrown into the chandelier.

[@person9208]

Still love the pic of me getting smacked in the face with the bouquet at the toss. I'm getting married next November there might be some truth to the tradition lol

[@wardedthorn6523]

11:45 What a sad story. 🙁

[@YouOnlyLiveOnceA]

love all the accidental flashing lmaoooo

[@slam5798]

At my wedding our photographer kept hitting on my bridesmaid. He was married with a kid. When I went through the pictures there were A LOT of her and barely any of anybody else.

[@merriamniese8439]

Yea I would've said," Adios, farewell, and good luck editing that cursed file!" XD