Teaching Arena Zoomers About Turbo Fog | Magic: the Gathering | MTG Arena

When you really think about it the most hyped card from Lord of the Rings: Tales of Middle-Earth - The One Ring - is actually just the best Fog of all time, which means it's time to teach a new generation of Magic players what it's like to not be able to deal combat damage with Turbo Fog!
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[@Netro1992]

Reading so many people talking about amonkhet turbofog rather than the original makes me realize I have been playing magic for a whole generation at this point.

[@seleenshadowpaw3012]

In response to the nostalgia, i'd like to flash back moments peace Q_Q

[@guilhermedasilva1795]

Same here! haha

[@davestier6247]

Same

[@rpuffs95mtg89]

i started p;laying magic in ahmonket so i never got to see the original lol

[@jackl8025]

which standard format was the original turbo fog deck from then, eh?

[@Sey318]

"Make it look like we're desperate, oh no, did we draw into an answer?" This is evil... and I love it

[@themoderatelysadpanda461]

Out of all your official and unofficial series "teaching zoomers about X" has to be my favorite

[@MTGGoldfish]

Thanks!

[@SANT14GO]

@@MTGGoldfish It should be an official series at this point!

[@mattm7798]

It's the MTG equivalent of your grandparents saying they had to walk up hill to school in a blizzard every day. Newer MTG players today don't know how good they have it :) Can you imagine playing thru combo winter, or affinity standard, or really early MTG where hoser cards were just brutal

[@starmanda88]

Same it’s amazing

[@shmerelize]

​@@mattm7798you forgot to add that it was uphill in both directions

[@towelociraptor]

The "Fog you" adaptation at 36:50 is way funnier than it should be 😂

[@deadded5793]

We need a full version!

[@turnipy88]

Remy?

[@deadded5793]

@@turnipy88 Ha-ha-ha

[@user-jv4ll5og7j]

Reminds me of Modern Family's Jay exclamation of "this is all one big fog cue!"

[@timcoberley16]

Seriously, so wholesome 😂

[@ziziorens348]

Bruh, the timing on that Questing Beast showing up was perfect!

[@AaronRotenberg]

I'm gonna be keeping my Bonecrusher Giants on speed dial for the next few days on the ladder now that this video is out.

[@TMidander]

@@AaronRotenberg Good old Crusher Crusherton

[@Duskraven377]

You think Crim is the troll of the group, then Seth plays this deck.

[@nikhilchhagan7371]

Meanwhile, Seth and his affinity for blood moon and prison was the real villain the whole time

[@bluedog4248]

This isn't the first time hes done zoomer lock decks. Gideon stasis lock comes to mind

[@jakysnaky7]

he commandeered tomers mana crypt then strip mined tomers land on his turn 1 lol

[@SANT14GO]

Crim is mostly cringe, Seth has more of the "old man yells at cloud" vibe, which is awesome.

[@thegreatestblood]

@@SANT14GO big agree

[@therealjesus6464]

So hyped for Crim's Video tomorrow: "Teaching Arena Boomers about Bonecrusher Giant"

[@FinetalPies]

Questing Beast does it too

[@andrewscherzinger6585]

​@@FinetalPieswhat doesn't questing beast do?

[@ICantThinkOfAFunnyHandle]

​@@andrewscherzinger6585it doesn't have toxic... I think.

[@Hh-oj3bx]

@@ICantThinkOfAFunnyHandle I mean you can give it toxic with fynn the fang bearer

[@silversylvis]

Gotta say, I love the hollow, incredibly unthreatening "thunk" sound things make on Arena when they hit you and you prevent their damage. That alone is enough of a reason to make me play turbo fog. xp

[@natejablonski]

51:35 a lot of people forget that Creeping Chill reads damage, not simply loss of life

[@CptManboobs]

Looking forward to the inevitable modern TurboFog deck video

[@mikemoyer8162]

Agreed!

[@mattm7798]

Modern def has more prison/fog effects but is there just too much value in modern for it to be good?

[@mikemoyer8162]

@@mattm7798 probably, but it would make a good "against the odds" for sure.

[@NotLavorre05]

Pauper turbo fogwould also be fun to see

[@mattm7798]

@@NotLavorre05 Ugh please no, although would like to see more Pauper content from MTGGoldfish

[@subtleknife1]

That game 1 against elves they had 169 hasty trampling power and toughness. Amazing.

[@oreosnarfer]

Nice*

[@davestier6247]

​@@oreosnarfer1nice

[@0Whitelottus0]

Did you mean 0 hasty trampling damage?

[@garageink74]

I never get that start when I play elves. But every time I play against it the opponent gets the god start.

[@lcg3092]

why didn't they kill him the turn after playing the one ring?

[@ullrich]

At least it actually mills relatively quickly, opposed to the Nexus of Fate/Teferi turbo fog decks from the earlier arena days. God that was brutal.

[@MTGGoldfish]

Yeah, we are nice enough for having a plan for closing out the game quickly at least.

[@TheArkhamjester]

Speaking as someone who started the game around that time. Thanks for the flashback

[@ullrich]

@TheArkhamjester I'm so sorry for what they did to you. To us. Stay strong, together we heal.

[@vladdracula2643]

Teferi is straight up the most evil card in the whole game, and the lore pretends he's the good guy.

[@MistaHoward]

Those decks aren't meant to be brutal, they're built assuming players have the basic game knowledge required to know when to concede.

[@kainking9123]

would love to see a part 2 where it is upgraded. This episode was absolutely hilarious how nobody(except for sheoldred) could do absolutely nothing

[@antony4067]

It is definitely a fun deck to play and you can easily upgrade to bant colours but you will have bad matchups like control, discard/graveyard decks.

[@Lorddacenshadowind]

Ulamog squashed it too

[@patrickb8134]

I tried it in Bo3. Having a deck full of fogs means you just scoop to every deck with a planeswalker. Which so far has been every match. Except for the ones that ramp into eldrazi titans which also don't care how many fogs we have.

[@MasterCrvo]

"If we're gonna hand out some life lessons, we've gotta be able to beat people where they're at." 😂😂🤣🤣🤣

[@brettlaplante6180]

Seth giggling to himself the entire time is amazing!

[@wldnrkls]

47:30 you can activate the one ring on their upkeep and because of APNAP get to mill them before Sheoldred kills you, but they'd still have to draw a card somehow 🤷‍♂️

[@sharkman-arcanum]

That fog on crater hoof was so satisfying. I had the same reaction he did when they played it 😂

[@hero_kage]

Was taking a hiatus from Arena until now because after watching how fun this deck is I also wanna go and teach some lessons. Let's hope I have enough wild cards left.

[@MTGGoldfish]

It doesn't take too many!

[@hero_kage]

@@MTGGoldfish i actually had enough. Time to do some teaching!

[@BobertJoe]

That 32:51 felt like the classic story of "Loot. Discard Force of Will" to prove just how much the game was over. And following that classic story, if that had been your only remaining fog, they would have scooped too easily

[@matthewowlett2792]

Ulamog is really making an effort to turn its life around as a legitimate businessperson. Respect.

[@TheOverpow3red]

Turbofog was my first deck around Amonketh standard, seeing the thumbnail brought back so many memories. I think that you might've convinced me to reinstall Arena.

[@kairinrose]

I really appreciate how much narration you include in your videos. I listen to them on my hour-long drives to college.

[@petersan9633]

I swear questing beast has more text each time I read it, as I did not remember the combat damage prevention, I wonder what will be added next time I read it?

[@FartRainbows]

"when this card is exiled, u win the game"

[@51gunner]

Got a good solid laugh out of "Legitimate Business-Eldrazi", great video!

[@jakebswenka]

Horizon Chimera from Theros gives life per card draw so youd be offsetting the damage from the ring, it also has flash as well so you could side board it if you want.

[@poiri]

That card isn’t on arena yet and so isn’t historic legal.

[@Aphidae]

Personally would rather splash sheoldred or Crypt incursion.

[@jakebswenka]

Now that you mention Crypt Incursion, Profane Memento will gain him life since hes milling, its also colorless so no splash needed.

[@Aphidae]

@@jakebswenka the problem is that card is terrible.

[@jakebswenka]

@Aphidae How? its a 1 drop, gains him life for milling that offsets the Ring and makes him more survivable vs the opponent. Especially in creature heavy decks he might gain 20 plus life over all the milling. How is that bad in this scenario? and thats with only 1 out.

[@aaronfreeman8252]

These new intro styles (at least new from what Im used to) are the perfect combo of explaining the deck + gameplay. I love it and feel no need to skip anymore

[@moonlight_scribe]

Respect to that dredge deck for the stop on upkeep almost win with the alms.

[@McDodgerMan]

I think the funniest thing about turbofog isn’t the frustration of playing against it, it’s that so often the win condition is mill, in an archetype that really wants consistent card draw. It really says “I need to draw three cards a turn, but also opponent will lose MORE”

[@anannoyedpanda]

if you think frustrating your opponent is a funny thing to do, you need to uninstall. You are not welcome in the mtg community.

[@McDodgerMan]

​@@anannoyedpanda Hey, while I'm here laughing it up with Seth, mind telling me how to uninstall paper?

[@B-Randall]

@@anannoyedpanda You can be frustrated that you can’t figure a way out of a loss, but you shouldn’t be frustrated at the player for building a deck that beat another deck in a way you don’t agree with. That’s not fair to the game, and more importantly the community itself. When I find myself frustrated at MtG, I take a step back and remind myself that I enjoy the challenge of Magic. If you’re not having fun with the game, then take a break from it. Come back in a couple months when the meta has changed!

[@jacobvanoosterhout5281]

I ran a Turbofog whose wincon was Teferi Hero of Dominaria ult, with some manlands to actually seal it. Never actually killed someone with a manland, though.

[@HCMORGI]

I had a quasi turbo fog tatyova deck in standard that I ranked mythic with. I Tried it in historic after Rotation and was crushed by questing beasts and stomps :)

[@jeffe2267]

Your Avatar and Pet are so perfect for this deck. 9:45 might be the happiest I've ever seen someone when playing Magic.

[@gurizuri5116]

This was awesome. Reminds me of a turbofog mill deck that I believe is decent in pauper that I always wanted to build!

[@andrewneben7949]

Ruuuuhhhhhuuthlesss. Loved every second Seth. The joy in your eyes as you turned the game around made me smile

[@LoonerFlight]

I'm 100% onboard with Seth singing more in videos

[@kill3stdayz910]

Brings back memories! I used to have a 5 color EDH deck that featured all of the prisons, most of the fogs, a cascade subtheme, and a ton of card draw. I loved playing that deck!

[@Sey318]

Ya damn kids get off my combat phase! I really wanna see lich's mastery with the one ring now

[@caleb7882]

I love turbo fog SO MUCh, it’s my favorite deck since Amonkhet, thank you Seth!

[@MTGGoldfish]

Glad you enjoy it!

[@jonb1966]

This is by far my favorite series on the channel

[@localcrow]

I remember playing against a Turbo Fog deck in a standard tournament at my LGS....I was playing W/U exalted, as soon as I saw what was going on, I just kept swinging until he ran out of answers. one of the longest and most annoying games I had to suffer through.

[@freeejazzz]

Need a full-on Goldfish version of Fog You.

[@JulioDRai]

50:21 you could have kept the old One Ring since it had 2 counters on it already and you still get the protection from everything from the one that goes to the graveyard and the oppenent was dead on your next turn to Teferi's Tutelage + One Ring (3 counters) activation + Growth Spiral.

[@glitch23882]

Wow, the word "opponent" must be your favorite word in the entire world. You say it's so many times in all of your videos.

[@charmandenator5686]

Yes! The return of Turbo Fog. I remember seeing Mazes End decks trying that went I first started playing

[@leaguesbelowthesea]

I'm gonna need Seth to do a full cover of Fog You

[@MTGGoldfish]

Maybe as a short ;)

[@Lastbornschwab7]

This video legitimately made me want to play mtg arena again. Turbo fog was my go to like 10 years ago. I loved the archetype.

[@Dragiceoriginal]

I’m still waiting for TurboFrog. One day.

[@StevenDrawsLive]

My boy singing some Ceelo Green. Lol big ups to you my guy!

[@thetruth4654]

Fogs are my guilty pleasure in MTG, it is so fun watching people attempt to attack me and then you never die

[@ShinjiSixteen]

15:30 OMG what a race, and well done!

[@TheHandsomestMale]

That final self-mill deck was absolutely nutty, was genuinely amazed at how good it was. Opponent would have won if it weren't exactly The One Ring protecting you too. A great deck and pilot, was a fun game to watch. Really could have gone either way.

[@FutureOverYou]

This was actually amazing. I remember playing G/W TurboFog during the Time Spiral Standard. My finisher was either Sacred Mesa or Akroma, Angel of Wrath. The funnest ever tho was Jorael, Empress of Beasts to animate their lands and then Wrath of God'ding their whole field, lol. It was a lot of fun.

[@B-Randall]

29:45 A “Legitimate BusinessEldrazi” 😂😂 idk why but that really made me laugh

[@jurassicjuror]

Kinda new to your channel, and LOVE your accent! Also, love turbo fog! i remember when i first saw it.... was super frustrating! but always love to see cool stuff

[@marginis]

I do love me some "teaching arena zoomers with control decks" videos. Always good stuff.

[@EnigmaticTwister]

This reminds me of when I was a teen, and one of my friends let me borrow their turbo fog + Approach of the Second Sun deck. So much fun.

[@BlasphemieFisch]

Reading the combination of "when I was a teen" and "Approach of the Second Sun" makes me really sad. To me that feels just like yesterday 😅

[@kjlavez]

Absolutely love turbo fog! Currently have a fog deck for pauper and commander.

[@Crunchatize_Me_Senpai]

Man you’ve always brought a great shirt game but Days n Daze?! I love everything Jesse Sendejas touches, but especially the folk stuff. Glad he’s doing better.

[@blueeyedenvy9715]

I’ve been VERY excited about this video

[@AndresSanchez-jl8zv]

I really love this type of decks ❤

[@ben_clifford]

Wow. This deck was so cool, and the games were amazing!

[@ben_clifford]

I wish I could like this twice

[@kheliaal]

47:00 - I'm sorry, maybe I'm missing something but, in that match, couldn't you activate the One Ring in their upkeep to mill them out and have the Sheoldred trigger resolve after your Tutelages’?

[@samuelfaucett7861]

That is how APNAP works, so yes

[@kheliaal]

@@samuelfaucett7861 Oh well, that’s a lesson for next time.

[@kirillm2517]

An empty library is not enough to lose the game, you need to try to draw from it. So the mill resolves first, but before the opponent goes to their draw step, the Sheoldred triggers would resolve and kill Seth.

[@zealiskander]

Drawing a card is a turn-based action that does not use the stack. You can only activate the one ring during the upkeep phase (i think), which puts the mill & the sheoldred damage on the stack... these resolve, you're still in the upkeep phase, the opponent never gets to draw, and you have 0 hp at that point, so you lose. Even if it did use the stack, though, you still couldn't manage to make the sheoldred triggers go below the draw on the stack -- they're always gonna be between your own draw and the opponent's draw (which is needed to win the game), so no way at all even if the rules were different.

[@kheliaal]

@@kirillm2517 I see, that makes sense! I was so focused on the Active player side of things that I forgot the opponent actually had to draw from an empty library XD

[@QuasselQuokka]

Built the deck, im having a BLAST! thank you sir

[@nitiratp]

I love how much you love this deck ^_^

[@robthehood1765]

First time I ever got to mythic was a turbo mill grixis control deck, looping your hand with Valakut Awakening and Channeled Force. Cool to see the tutelage make it back to decent relevancy~!

[@RohanDeMark]

Damn it Seth. You are the reason I keep running into these turbofog decks. I just wanna rosie combo in peace lol

[@La_Lente_Oscura]

haha my first game with this deck was just against a rosie combo might have been you.

[@RohanDeMark]

@user-yp8zl2sz3q Maybe? I was on ealier doing my dailies lol.

[@wazzledog1007]

That dredge deck alms of the vein tech is sick.

[@souocesar]

Love fogs so much. I played a deck of yours, some years ago with Bounty of the Luxa (Standard). It was miserable to play against. But i loved every minute playing against some salty opponents

[@danielbeesley1326]

The phrase “Legitimate Business Eldrazi” really got me.

[@noahbodhi8657]

Youre joy makes me happy.

[@koolaiddude7685894]

Always enjoy the universal spy cams magically showing me this video after JUST playing against the deck in Arena 😂

[@NoyzBot]

your face when the first oppo plays the craterhoof is absolutely priceless

[@sireklz1169]

36:50 loving the Celo Green parody! Fog you and uh, Fog her too!

[@theonlymegumegu]

16:31 "aaaahzkanta" ^_^ honestly, i was waiting to hear this from the first moment he said it's in the deck. it's been a minute ^_^

[@thomashearne4670]

Person playing the Ulamog: Today I'm going to teach magic boomers about Fire Design

[@anthonychalmers9296]

Your constant laughing casting fogs warms my heart

[@fromadhdtodndtomtg]

Apparently Seth is teaching lots of zoomers this year, land destruction couple days ago, and today- fog!😂

[@MTGGoldfish]

There are so many things the new generate of Magic players need to learn ;)

[@texhakathisia1712]

actual Fog in Arena from Jumpstart: Historic Horizons

[@yosoyelqueso]

I keep coming back to this video....Honestly, I really think I want to make this deck o.o

[@Spotifist]

That was awful(ly good)! The alms of the vein made my heart skip a beat, intense. Thanks for the video!

[@dracomasters9039]

I like how in best of three, you can switch out to a mill control deck against control decks 😉

[@ThorsShadow]

That last game was beautiful. Really good opponent. Would have absolutely deserved the win (same as you, of course).

[@jonathanmontgomery5178]

That hidden “Counterspell” mode on Jwari Disruption 😂

[@parkerstern1800]

rewatching this video, is seth wearing a Days n Daze shirt in the intro? Hell yeah!

[@jamescrab6887]

I've been using this. It's super fun when it works

[@wormspeaker]

I loved that Dredge game.

[@SAAdams]

It was every bit as fun as I thought it would be. It's the "winning isnt enough, others must not have fun as well," deck.

[@RyanIcey]

Seth, playing against mill: You've activated my trap card, Reverse Uno!

[@DragongodZenos]

I gave this deck a try, i hadn't made a new deck in many sets. Its pretty fun. a small changed i made was i changed some of the spell ratios as well and ignoring teferi for 2 folio of fancies. its both a mill engine on its own as well as a way to force the opponent to draw. as well as a way to have no max hand size. its pretty good in the deck

[@baltosstrupelos302]

I built turbo fog back when we still had search for azcanta, and omniscience in standard. God that was fun! Win con was War for the Spark Jayce.

[@patarfuifui]

I absolutely loved hearing Seth hum to himself. Something so heart warming

[@berryjon]

At least you're not afraid to show your losses, which makes you a lot better than other players.

[@sped13]

So loving turbo fog first match I went against was against a bant version of the deck I think you created a monster and I love it lol

[@StevoM08]

Seth: Fog Yoo-oo Chat: Ooh ooh OOOOOOh

[@doomofthedestiny8065]

my first FNM ages back, I had a turbofog, and one of my matches was a mirror match, and I never managed to draw one of my Iona which was the only thing they couldn't answer, and they only card we didn't have in common, lol...

[@alexleblanc6364]

Would love to see a no budget version on stream some time

[@laytonjr6601]

One Teferi Tutelage is fine. When you have multiple of it, then trouble starts (and The One Ring is pretty strong)

[@djglenn]

I ran into a handful of mill decks, so I added two copies of Gaea's Blessing into my green deck, and it's been an amazing experience.

[@Sauvenil]

I also built a Standard Teferi's Tutelage deck with Song of Creation when Kaldheim came out and offered the Foretell spells. (So you could foretell a spell before you discard your hand, and continue the chaos on the next turn.)

[@SirLukHipolito]

nice deck. Did you consider the bath song from LOR set for it as well?

[@haldane3]

😂this was too much 😂😂 top form sir!

[@TauntedSymbol]

I tried this deck splashing white for union of the third path: it's almost a fog and it lets you keep a ring around thank to gaining a ton of life!