Team America - Funny scenes

[@Matthew.Wade27]

The "Ohhh...Dirka, dirka, dirka." always got me.

[@nvtnvt9617]

Mohammed Jihad

[@rabbidlobo]

Still one of the funniest movies I've ever seen! Can't believe it's nearing 16 years old.. I was 14 when this movie came out.... I'm getting old 👴

[@dt9913]

Old ha; try 72!

[@goodbyecruelworld8857]

With a title like that, you should have just uploaded the whole film.

[@oblivion4life872]

Exactly. Who you watch it with

[@lisaparis684]

My husband and I were CRYING with laughter in the theater. Several people got up and left (we live in a conservative area). Now I want to watch the whole thing again.

[@adelepattonxxx]

Same! If we can't laugh about the world then .... we have anxiety, fear and anger. So why not just laugh!? There'd be so much woke shit to make a sequal. But unfortunately, people are too sensitive to satire.

[@potter3050]

I'm conservative and this movie is fucking hilarious

[@Blue1479758]

Sounds more like your were in a super religious or communist area

[@The-xp4xj]

​@@Blue1479758 communist? lol

[@Blue1479758]

@The-xp4xj they crap all over communists and there is a ton of places that are very communist. Laugh all you want. It doesn't make it disappear

[@KetwunsGamingPad]

I love how Kim Jong II is just the City Wok restaurant owner voice Tuong Lu Kim lol

[@Minchken]

The best silent comedy of 2004.

[@GarcDi3]

“Jeez, open your fucking ears!” 😂

[@baitedlol6972]

You need the hearing of a bat to hear this

[@markrutter2486]

Bloodu hell i meef to put earing aida to listen

[@ryanlastname3039]

God dammit open your fuckin ears

[@stonedroses45]

Or headphones 😜

[@80sMoviesRule1]

I had no issue… maybe fixed in 4years

[@steve-vx3lx]

bats dont hear

[@5544525]

2:35 do you remember the signal ? Hahahahaha hahahahahaha , man , how this movie made me laugh at the time !

[@JasonJennings-b5u]

You know the bar drunk and his analogy makes perfect fucking sense 😳 and it works 🤣 it actually works

[@tuffyyakim1983]

The Signal!😂😂

[@larrylindsey2833]

I’m dead 😂😂😂😂😂

[@Bzirk]

“Oooooh. Durka durka durka”

[@seane1831]

Hopefully you're all professional lip-readers like I am

[@oscarpineda9308]

😂🤣😂

[@Segwo]

Sorry. Couldn’t hear your comment over how quiet the video was

[@ChiralityPracticality]

Puppet lips...

[@jamesmedina3297]

KZbin commenters are legit NPCs, volume sounds fine, a little crusty is all

[@SheriffAnubis]

Ikr

[@NebulaMXC]

"We're guards! Yeah, we're guarda!"

[@deepzepp4176]

One of the funniest films ever made.

[@josalt]

Can you turn the volume down its too loud

[@ClintOverton1]

Hahahaha

[@kudat5480]

All i have to say is hopefully they will make another one. They have a ton of material to work with. This crazy country's wild ride as of late. Not to mention kim j il son being even crazier than himself. And so much more.

[@omanhaddadtbh]

They’d have to be extremely convinced to do that unfortunately; both Tre and Matt made it well known it was a giant pain in the ass to do the puppet motions for a film length.

[@TheGoldentGamer]

its so quiet

[@lewisr7099]

Bjork is that you?

[@SLqB11]

Sound is so fucking good!

[@oscarpineda9308]

😂🤣😂

[@Boylieboyle]

That was particularly well put together. The last extra bit was a beautiful touch. Lol

[@riverslife2443]

I can hear fuck all even with the volume turned all the way up!

[@thecookj454]

Best movie ever

[@stallion78]

Am i going deaf

[@craigbrown4414]

VOLUME IS VERY LOW.CAN HARDLY HEAR IT

[@oliveman652]

thats right

[@harmo1751]

Christ...open yo fkng ears bwaaaaaha

[@Sagittarius-81]

69 A master of the art of war has said, 'I do not dare to be the host (to commence the war); I prefer to be the guest (to act on the defensive). I do not dare to advance an inch; I prefer to retire a foot.' This is called marshalling the ranks where there are no ranks; baring the arms (to fight) where there are no arms to bare; grasping the weapon where there is no weapon to grasp; advancing against the enemy where there is no enemy. There is no calamity greater than lightly engaging in war. To do that is near losing (the gentleness) which is so precious. Thus it is that when opposing weapons are (actually) crossed, he who deplores (the situation) conquers.

[@Sagittarius-81]

Akathisia spew: PSYCHOTIC ATTACK! I've been butchered with a needle against my will!

[@Sagittarius-81]

12 Colour's five hues from th' eyes their sight will take; Music's five notes the ears as deaf can make; The flavours five deprive the mouth of taste; The chariot course, and the wild hunting waste Make mad the mind; and objects rare and strange, Sought for, men's conduct will to evil change. Therefore the sage seeks to satisfy (the craving of) the belly, and not the (insatiable longing of the) eyes. He puts from him the latter, and prefers to seek the former.

[@Workerbee-zy5nx]

Matt Damon..😂😂😂😂

[@tomservo5347]

Comedic moments aside, this movie had some gorgeous miniature sets and Trey and Matt's underlying moral; granted in their own twisted, fucked up way.

[@rastaman5354]

I watched this when I was 11 I remember me and my friends laughing our asses off to this movie when our parents could actually get us inside 🤣 kids today will never know 😭

[@pharmboy730]

I completely missed that his "turban" was a woman's hair towel!

[@STOLICHNYA]

Quality is beyond human comprehension

[@mememan3447]

I'm surprised you didn't play the full movie

[@TheEddieStilson]

"Matt Damon!" - Matt Damon

[@charleskeefer3043]

Heads aren't, but frozen for a ski trip in Aspen.

[@hazelrah321]

How many Oscars did this win?

[@TheStumafoo]

nice sound!!

[@purelocaldirectory8702]

yes , no volume - nice one uploader.

[@sonicinajarvauntedspeciali7245]

I love how even one of the main puppets looks like Trey Parker 💀💀

[@oceanroad1584]

The sound works in 2024 yipee

[@Destromaths]

i uploaded this a year ago and it was banned, i cant beleive its through today

[@OOZiTen]

Cant hear shit tho lol

[@carhoarder602]

The turban is a bath towel 😂

[@shadowstorm2.099]

AMURICA, F YEAH!!!

[@jackiemehoff8239]

Bakaladka street 😂

[@nooodles939]

I wonder if anyone will make a comment about how low the volume is? I would check myself but I have some things to do, and am very busy. So I hope at least one person will say something, but it would be stupid to think that 30+ other people would make identical and obvious comments.

[@mjweber0313]

Hell yea...so good.

[@muddwhistle7833]

# 1 mo st high quality vhs audio good

[@mz6504]

Genius.

[@Sagittarius-81]

3 Not to value and employ men of superior ability is the way to keep the people from rivalry among themselves; not to prize articles which are difficult to procure is the way to keep them from becoming thieves; not to show them what is likely to excite their desires is the way to keep their minds from disorder. Therefore the sage, in the exercise of his government, empties their minds, fills their bellies, weakens their wills, and strengthens their bones. He constantly (tries to) keep them without knowledge and without desire, and where there are those who have knowledge, to keep them from presuming to act (on it). When there is this abstinence from action, good order is universal.

[@Sagittarius-81]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/roaqh6yVo9mogdE

[@Dmac6969]

Why does the main team America dude always have an AK-47

[@polynikes5631]

aw man! That could have been Trump's campaign song! :(

[@misternolol2876]

AMERICA, F*CK YEAH

[@warreng675]

What happened to the volume, on this

[@xR1no]

Meeeed Deeemmeen!!

[@St3venSmith]

Whats the song at the end?

[@Arvyn992]

Blow Me Away by Bamanjara I think I may have misspelled the bands name

[@whiskaselgato8068]

​@@Arvyn992is Breaking Benjamin xd

[@JScottCee]

Derka derka derka! 🧨

[@sirdev5321]

So quiet

[@HarryVombrack]

Team Trump 😅

[@manniesamuels5547]

KEEEEE-YUHHHHHHHH

[@johnpandolfino8663]

Dirka dirka dirka.....they are amongst us..... it's the Holy Crusades 2023

[@stevefrancis6758]

No volume wtf

[@tomhedley2934]

Sound is too quiet

[@geraldmoniz9601]

The audio is ASS.

[@joeyfrontz1255]

Audio is a joke

[@evkillaweed420]

bacala mohamijihad durqa durqa harpesherpa sherpa ohh durqa durqa durqa hahaha im sorr i ahd to

[@sunset2365]

What a movie.

[@dogchaser520]

What is this, sound for ANTS?

[@mz6504]

The sound on this is terrible……

[@thebipolarbear2639]

Can't hear shit!

[@JC021963]

Can't hear shit, fuck yeah!

[@LSPUcylin]

Whaaaat

[@M9l0maniac]

Ear: Bruh..

[@rhonda837]

no volume

[@pure5000]

Awesome movie! Terrible upload!

[@dh190852]

Audio sucks

[@ReeceyBoy_4]

Merikaass fuck yeeeee

[@pookievision]

Soup

[@oldmanjoe6808]

No sound. 👎👎👎

[@DarthTwilight]

What?

[@AWayOfLiving84]

📜🌏🕵🏻‍♂️

[@WishUponaDarkstar]

China numba one

[@Rhlgull1331]

E

[@ti-fiter]

This movie isn’t funny

[@tranquilspirit506]

That's way racist and Fascist ... How it's supposed to be funny anyway?!

[@AndreS-xq5nk]

TranQuiL Spirit506 In what way is this Fascist? Do you call everything you dislike ''Fascist''. You sound a god damn Bolshevik to me.

[@AndreS-xq5nk]

TranQuiL Spirit506 And racism? Where? I didn't see any racism.

[@worldisfilledb]

This guy is trolling or he is the lamest person ever haha

[@Hockeyboy20]

Who gives a fuck

[@larrylindsey2833]

Yeah, answered the guys question. How in the hell is that fascist and you weren’t even from that time if you were, you have no sense of humor whatsoever what a drag you are.

[@jonnylundholm5478]

Can't hear shit...