25 great dr evil quotes

[@PimpDragon108]

I swear, Dr. Evil telling his history during the therapy session is one of the single funniest things I've ever seen in a film! Brilliant delivery of an utterly insane monologue!

[@brianrunyon266]

Yup.

[@Whocareswins17]

The part about the meat helmets and his father getting loaded and claiming he invented the question mark are solid gold. I would really like to ask Mike Myers where he came up with this shit. Honestly, I bet he was toking up and writing this script.

[@devonc3948]

"The sort of general malaise that only the genius posses and the insane lament" fantastic lol

[@tommerker8063]

@@devonc3948 "he would accuse chest nuts of being lazy...." why? xD

[@dr.bright6272]

He was placed in a burlap sack and beaten with reeds, received a scribe and had his testicles ritualistically shaved. His child hood seems pretty standard for evil geniuses.

[@willtimbo1]

“He would make outrageous claims that he invented the question mark,” That one got me.

[@memeicusgaming2197]

I don't get it

[@nejiman12]

Memeicus Gaming what are the odds that Dr Evil’s father invented the “?” mark? Slim to none lol that was the joke

[@Danielo197]

Sometimes he would accuse chestnuts of being lazy

[@Squirrelnut77]

I laughed out loud on that one. Very Steven Wright-esque.

[@vhampyre01]

"There really is nothing quite like a shorn scrotum. It's breath-taking...I suggest you...try it..." - changed my life.

[@thomasbello6590]

“My cycloptic colleague “ kills me every time

[@veronicaschoemer]

SAAAAAAAAAAAAAME

[@RedTV8888]

Dr. Evil is seriously one of the funniest characters ever written

[@guitarguy2053]

It's the laugh that does it, I think

[@joeleoni5273]

Definitely and it's what he says not really his "laugh".

[@williamhays9232]

+GuitarGuy fat bastard makes it for me.

[@NikanDragosysSerpenDra]

THANK YOU!!!!!

[@Chrismasfish]

Mike Myers based Dr. Evil on Lorne Michaels

[@lonestar6709]

_"I have a better idea... I'm going to place him in an easily escapable situation, involving an overly elaborate and exotic death."_ Every James Bond movie ever.

[@chaoscoordinator5263]

and he is more credible than Blofeld in Spectre

[@benjaminr8229]

The entire franchise is making fun of the bond movies 🤦🏻‍♂️

[@Mr_Cognito]

That's kinda the point of Austin powers to make fun of movies like that

[@nazzeem_4388]

@@benjaminr8229 ReAlLy I cOuLd NeVeR tElL

[@eprimeify2090]

Benjamin R It actually makes fun of Bond parodies. It’s a parody of parodies.

[@matthewrzeszutko5601]

I can't put into words how much I loved these movies as a teen. Decades later, still up there in my favorites.

[@jshepard152]

Same. But then I had an unfortunate smelting accident...

[@MasterArchfiend]

I love how he's an evil scientist whose doctorate is in evil medicine.

[@averongodoffire8098]

It was his parents idea but his passion laid in engineering rather then medicine

[@MasterArchfiend]

@@averongodoffire8098 Good for him. Not only getting the degree, but still having it in him to follow his passions after all that work.

[@sunnybaudelaire7702]

Indeed

[@chrisweidner4768]

Like Fraudci.

[@Makarosc]

@@chrisweidner4768 not to be confused with Fauci who frequently has nonsensical bullshit made up about him

[@Birdyflu03]

"Sometimes he would make outrageous claims like he 'Invented the Question mark' " I lose it at this everytime haha

[@jacknewsome2981]

You sir are not alone

[@nextgengamerjc]

Ryan Taylor my favorite quote he ever said was "Sharks with freaking Lazer beems attached to there heads"

[@davidross2975]

Pretty standard really.

[@ss-un1ft]

Ryan Taylor coc

[@officialcoleslaw6433]

Ryan Taylor same💀😂

[@CT-mf7ll]

“When I was insolent I was placed in a burlak bag and beaten with reeds, pretty standard, really.” That one had me and my friends dying laughing

[@donaldcornchowder9112]

Burlap

[@NoixNoir-gu4fd]

For 1940s Burma it was standard stuff😏

[@subjectdelta4758]

“Don’t mess with me, I’m one crazy mofo”. ~ Dr. Evil.

[@ericmorang3903]

I had to pop a cop because he wasn't giving me my props in Oak Town.

[@lwzeis]

No? I heard that somewhere...

[@nieznanyx]

also Trump lol

[@orbison]

Scott: You're an idiot.

[@bobgillis1137]

"You will own nothing ! Und you vill be happy !" or else.

[@jimreily7538]

"The sort of general malaise that only the genius possess and the insane lament." One of the greatest lines ever written.

[@puddlel1ama327]

Agreed, I quote that on regular basis

[@Strummie]

The whole monologue is gold.

[@davidoverstreet2875]

I was thinking the same thing. That might be one of the top 10 most memorable lines in movie history. So witty

[@dillonponis598]

Monologue, malaise, lament, sheesh, that's some serious vocab

[@iramkumar78]

Come to think of it, yeah!

[@giggsy42]

Just watched all three with my daughter, she was screaming with laughter. not watched for years, man Dr Evil is absolute genius.

[@shayZero]

"He would accuse chestnuts of being lazy" It's such a quick line but its a screamer

[@SunBunz]

Stoney Wan that’s like, the weirdest most random thing I’ve ever heard. 😂

[@gamleskalle1]

Well, everybody knows whalenuts are the laziest nut.

[@gamleskalle1]

They are lazy compared to peanuts.

[@Palendrome]

In the spring we'd make meat helmets

[@MasterAnakinSkyWalker]

What does that even mean?

[@mojothehelpermonkey1176]

My wife said she'd divorce me if i quoted Dr. Evil one more time. I told her to Shhh

[@jwb2814]

Mojo the Helper Monkey Hope you have a whole bag of them

[@ScarlettDuchess]

This comment is GOLD! 😂

[@Diarmuhnd]

I wonder if he's still married. :)

[@laffytaffy6362]

Shoulda told her to zip it

[@Name-ps9fx]

Shh. SHHHH!

[@zackthebongripper7274]

His family monologue is priceless.

[@morganophelia5963]

pretty standard really lol

[@threesugarssevensugars]

His speech at the counselling session is genuinely one of the best movie monologues to this day

[@NikeAureliusSnow]

"Summer in Ragoon" Rangoon was a Japanese Concentration Camp 😅😅

[@ChrMuslimThor]

And there truly is nothing like a shorn scrotum.

[@randomuser5443]

@@NikeAureliusSnow Makes sense for someone who graduated from evil doctor school

[@luxie8097]

@@NikeAureliusSnow it's more likely referring to the city in Myanmar/Burma

[@NoixNoir-gu4fd]

Rangoon the capital of Burma. Cause he's supposed to be about 60 right? Which means Dr. Evil was a kid in the 1940s.

[@deathbylife3sAnD7s]

"There's nothing more pathetic than an aging hipster." - Dr. Evil

[@Reprodestruxion]

Swinger

[@HeyMyLifeIsLibby]

deathbylife Cheech and Chong are quaking. 😂😂

[@impossiblecrazyrc8299]

This still holds true today

[@normallynimamaamwalkstrong9383]

lmao. Dr. Evil throwing truthbombs!

[@greysky1252]

This hit hard.

[@robd4521]

"My childhood was typical.....summers in Rangoon, luge lessons, we'd make meat helmets..." Absolutely brilliant. Piss myself everytime I watch these. Funniest movies EVER! Thank you Mike Myers .

[@50kZeke]

“Your the Diet Coke of evil, just one calorie not even enough”😂

[@thisguyhere6641]

Just like today's music is quasi-good, semi-good, the margarine of good, and even the Diet Coke of good! Just one calorie! Not even enough! #LOL

[@hoilst]

"WHAT URR YOU - SOME KINDA FREAK?"

[@thisguyhere6641]

@@hoilst THE WORLD IS MINE! THE WORLD IS MINE! #LOL

[@annescholey6546]

Margarine of evil

[@casedistorted]

Not 😈 evil enough

[@FusRoDah2]

Honestly some of the greatest movies in existence.

[@DarthRushy]

+FusRoDah2 Maybe the first one, but the other two weren't that funny. Goldmember was really bad.

[@FusRoDah2]

DarthRushy I disagree, I thought they were all hilarious.

[@DarthRushy]

FusRoDah2 I guess I found it funnier when they parodied Bond. Later on, it just went crazy.

[@DarthRushy]

***** I guess I just found Myers's riffing on James Bond funnier than his own comedy. Stuff like Fat Bastard, Mini-Me, Goldmember, the time travelling etc. never connected me. The only thing that the sequels did better was adding the musical numbers. And Scott turning evil at the end of Goldmember was awesome. But that's pretty much all.

[@thedude2609]

+DarthRushy You don't see the connection of the sequels still riffing the Bond movies?

[@gotgotgone]

These movies make me so nostalgic for the early 2000s, I really need to go back and rewatch.

[@Allyspill]

“Why make trillions when we can make....billions?” 🤣

[@BOLTHEAD619]

4:45-4:48 😝

[@shirellharrison102]

"A trillion is more than a billion, numbnuts."

[@indigoimp0446]

"Alright, zip it."

[@opticalreality2991]

Why make trillions when we can make….Quintillion’s?

[@monsterislandtales5788]

“You know you can’t even” “Zip it!!”

[@nicknekro666]

"He would make outrageous claims like he invented the question mark" and "hed accuse chestnuts of being lazy" had me on the floor

[@hamzealameddine8268]

care to explain the jokes

[@nicknekro666]

@@hamzealameddine8268 sure if you think you need the help

[@meduseld6610]

@@hamzealameddine8268 It's absurdist, akin to Monty Python

[@alexstewart8662]

Carpet or tiles?

[@andrewprice9431]

5:05 zip it

[@kyleneopperman6186]

That monologue while he vividly describes the details of his childhood, Weill forever be one of the most well written monologues about nonsense

[@Jagdtoq]

Just 1 calorie, not evil enough

[@ricardocancholagutierrez6983]

Just a houndred like's, not evil enough

[@GoneGirl2605]

We’re missing “how bout NO!! You crazy Dutch bastard” 😂😂😂 he’s the best.

[@justinsmolik2834]

That's from the 3rd movie. Maybe a video of his quotes from THHAT movie is coming

[@gilbert8162]

@@justinsmolik2834 it says Dr. Evil quotes, not specifying from one movie. Not to mention it mixed in the sequel too.

[@chas.5009]

Scott, " just gimme your gun and I'll go in there and put one right between his eyes, like right now! right now! Dr evil, " how about no Scott, I've been an evil fricken scientist for 30 fricken years. Throw me a frickin bone here."

[@raerae6422]

The monologue about his childhood is pure genius. One of the best monologues from any movie.

[@rahulshah1408]

And the way he hijacks the therapy session…. It’s like Dave Chapelle and Bob Sagat in half baked…. I’m not an addict.

[@chrishandsome4267]

Michael Myers is one of the most underrated comedic geniuses of our time

[@Lazylasagna123]

Yes he is, and if you do the research, look at an extensive cast list of the 3 movies, he actually plays more characters in the franchise than any other actor.

[@Nuggettha80sguy]

In Haddonfield huh take a seat

[@viscountrainbows6452]

Then The Cat In The Hat happened..

[@viscountrainbows6452]

@@Lazylasagna123 Gotdang he's basically White Eddie Murphy.

[@bobyerickgaming5435]

@@viscountrainbows6452 the cat in the hat made mike myers considered the god of all comedic personalities.... although maybe i just like the chesire scene and thats it

[@Flip-a-dip-dip]

I feel like Dr. Doofenshmirtz was heavily inspired by Dr. evil.

[@storyteller2285]

He’s like a G-rated Dr. Evil lol

[@DgardsGaming]

Maybe a little bit but I wouldn’t say 100%

[@TTeuio6969420]

@Milos Petrovic close

[@Noirenoe]

@Milos Petrovic a cartoon character

[@nojorooney]

Either way both are hilarious and arguably the best villains ever

[@React2Quick]

"He would make outrageous claims like he invented the question mark. Sometimes he would accuse chestnuts of being lazy." XD

[@davegaeng6861]

You missed the funniest one of all ,,, "Welcome to me nuclear submarine ,,,, it's long and hard and full of seamen." LMAO !

[@maxwellsope3629]

lmao!

[@TheDemonicJuggalette]

+Dave Gaeng He said "Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to my submarine lair. It's long, hard and full of seamen!"

[@hansesa4586]

Dr. Evil. You look very toight. Yesh, toight like a toiger. Yesh, Yesh! Yesh. Yesh. You look like a macho man. **VILLAGE PEOPOL**

[@michaelknight1018]

@@hansesa4586 Yea Goldmember, I don't speak FREAKY DEAKEY Dutch. And also that's one thing a man doesn't say to another man now a days, yea a little wrong😄

[@Nominay]

LOL

[@bryanbokser0821]

I love the way he says "testicles" in the therapy scene

[@lukeskywalker2566]

The banter between Dr. Evil and Scotty are the best😂

[@Auryanne]

I love Scotty haha

[@KeithJackson-ux7eh]

Shhh

[@CannibalWHORE22]

“I didn’t spend 6 years in evil medical school to be addressed as Mister!”😂

[@eltoncdb]

Marvel reuse this joke in Dr. Strange

[@EndlessSummer888]

@@eltoncdb And a real woman used it and whined about it on Twitter after a flight attendant called her "Miss O'Dwyer" instead of "Dr. O'Dwyer." "I did not spend 8 years in university to be called Miss."

[@larshofler8298]

@@eltoncdb Marvel has no innovation or idea. They just recycle stuff and pile CGI on it

[@BrickwallStudios0]

"Why make trillions when we could make... billions" and that inner laugh

[@DrEvil-wx2hm]

Stop stealing my quotes you a holes!

[@juliabailey9685]

"A trillion is more than a billion, numbnuts"

[@TheDarkwingj]

@@juliabailey9685 all right zip it!

[@jordan9164]

That close up and the music makes it better 😂

[@Drummafolife]

A trillion is more than a billion numbnuts

[@MDK22420]

For some reason the line that pops into my head the most in regular situations is "How Bout No, Scott, Ok?"

[@Cuzjudd]

Me too

[@thebigd6249]

I like, "How 'bout NO, ya crazy Dutch bastard!" better!

[@scratchers7916]

" I didn't spend six years in evil medical school to be called Mr, thankyou very much" lol Then his run down of his family history. "Testickkles."

[@gamerheart8148]

scratcher s it seems like a waste of time if he ends up being good in the end.

[@burpostockings]

Nothing like a shorn scrotum

[@mikecabral2420]

I love Austin's reaction to Dr. Evil not being his father. Like even he realizes how dumb it was for him to believe it. It's even funnier when in Goldmember you realize he knows his father so he doesn't even have the excuse of not knowing him.

[@raven4k998]

did you ever make meat helmets in the spring?🤣

[@slewone4905]

well, they are related. DOn't you see the family resemblance.

[@alessandromulas2713]

I was hoping for a Luke Skywalker style line like Noo its not true it s impossibleeeee

[@davidoverstreet2875]

I had a poster on my wall for years with the picture of him with his pinky at the edge of his lip, with the quote in front of the group of people about his childhood printed over the image. Great stuff. Mike was at his greatest at that time as far as comedic creativity. All those quotes were classic, great, really funny Dr. Evil quotes! I saw every movie in the theater

[@amandal1488]

"My cycloptic colleague" lmao how did I miss that

[@strongman4451]

I just now got it myself after all these years

[@casedistorted]

That line used to always get me. Still does.

[@hotpocketoverlord7800]

And the look the dude got was hilarious

[@butter_akbar2688]

300th like

[@diabloson7372]

"When a problem comes along, you must zip it"

[@scottbowlden2476]

Wa-chow

[@MyKirby88]

diablo son zip it good lol 😂

[@Noirenoe]

Zip it good

[@roxanneweichinger9318]

😀Ex-zip-it!😂

[@jacksdad23]

Wa-cah zip it good

[@mikeywest4922]

“Oww. You shot me you a hole.” I quote that all the time 🤣

[@HeyItsKaylee333]

"Now, Mr. Evil-" "DOCTOR Evil. I didn't spend six years in evil medical school to be called Mr., thank you very much." 😂😂😂

[@Leader7353]

The creators of phineas and ferb used this line

[@racketman2u]

I suspect that joke has more than one level; up until very recently, a "Dr" became a "Mr" when he was accepted into the Royal College Of Surgeons.

[@yidy1]

"Doctor Jill" Biden...

[@ajarofpickles2826]

Gotta respect the degree he didn’t spend a decade in evil medical school to be called Mr for god sake

[@Chrismasfish]

"Remember when I told we're not so different, you and I?" (cue scene from first movie) "We're not so different, you and I!" "See? I did say that!"

[@BL-mf3jp]

Very clever now WHERE’S GOLDMEMBER?!

[@KenChanNoodleDAI]

“My cycloptic colleague” is the funniest thing I’ve ever heard.

[@AceLM92]

"evidently my cycloptic colleague" makes me laugh

[@forcebreak-k7y]

HeadBangerAust at that part numbers 2's face is like what the fuck did you call

[@raykazmi8521]

"You're the diet coke of evil" - Dr Evil

[@ericmorang3903]

Just one calorie, not evil enough!

[@michaelbale9067]

One cal, not enough

[@dianekeane7740]

Seriously love the: "Just one calorie ; not evil enough" scene.

[@keithbellew4101]

I want chicken, I want liver, meow-mix, meow-mix please deliver

[@fairlyfeminine8630]

Keith Bellew I was about to comment it myself- but I saw you

[@BashisWrestling]

Keith Bellew meow mix really missed the chance to have him be the spokesperson

[@husseinmarquez673]

I really sing this when I'm feeding my cats hahahahaha

[@melissasaint3283]

As a teen, one of my friends had a clip of that, which he tried playing at half speed. We laughed like fools. "it's breath taking, I suggest you try it"

[@rikosaikawa9024]

i wants not i want for the first one

[@okrajoe]

All Dr. Evil quotes are best.

[@joet8862]

pretty standard really

[@acek8834]

+Joe T Riiight...

[@joet8862]

Ace K throw me a frickin' bone here!

[@ZenoFromTheElea]

Joe T, shh! Just know I have a whole bag of "shh" with your name on it.

[@ZenoFromTheElea]

Joe T Let me tell you a story about man named Shh.

[@gretacarter3498]

“So I have one simple request and that is to have sharks with frieken laser beems attached to their heads” !!! 🤣🤣 - one of my family’s favorite Austin Powers quotes !

[@ericander2108]

I dedicate this video to my friend Dan who passed away yesterday, he had the greatest sense of humor and we used to watch this video together and laugh our asses off. Rest in peace bro

[@JoshSonic]

Sorry for your loss.

[@chasingmypinnacle]

COVID-19?

[@sebastianinakiastorgafranc5651]

F :(

[@InFamXYT]

Sorry man

[@crazyredhead4968]

Let's pore one out for the bro

[@BradJonesPSN]

why have one million views when you could have.... one hundred thousand views.😃

[@connor_walker]

this comment deserves a trillion likes

[@diedonthevine]

+Connor Walker Yes, but why have a trillion likes when you could have.....a billion likes, huh?

[@Chrismasfish]

+Panos Im - "a trillion is more than a billion, numb nuts."

[@Centoriun]

+Chris Mike you obviously don't get the joke numb nuts

[@Chrismasfish]

+Red Hood - my comment was in quotes for a reason, numb nuts. I was posting what Scott said.

[@SirAlexOfTheGuitar]

I'm really upset that dating apps don't allow enough characters to write the whole Dr. Evil monologue. That's a guaranteed match IMHO.

[@lewisallen3232]

'Why make trillions when we can make....billions.' 😂

[@dibbidydoo4318]

+Lewis Allen Why make billions when we can make millions...

[@redeemedrevan1164]

+Nikeimizhong why make thousands when we can make hundreds?

[@dibbidydoo4318]

Wrath of Dawn Can't get any higher than that.

[@pizzaruby5140]

+Damien Green Why make hundreds when we can make....tens.

[@bunniesandbutteflies2013]

Why make tens when you can make units? (That's what they are called right?)

[@ScarlettDuchess]

Dr Evil: I am your father. Austin: Really? Dr Evil: No, not really. I can't back that up. 😂😂😂😂

[@michaelmckinnon1591]

Dr. Evil trying to impersonate Darth Vader.

[@yunidai16]

Ironically, they are both brothers, explaining their similar faces.

[@odysseusrex5908]

@@yunidai16 And then James Bond ripped off that plot device from Austin Powers!

[@SharneseH]

@@odysseusrex5908 shit it was the last sequel so he was just like fuck it lmaoooo

[@jim2245]

Austin: Right...idiot😆

[@roxanneweichinger9318]

“It’s friggin’ freezing in here Mr. Bigglesworth!”😂

[@seanhartnett79]

Austin I am your father. Really? No not really. I can’t back that up. Lol!

[@raccoonnerd405]

Come next movie, surprise you're actually brothers.

[@profkuro]

Sean Hartnett right, idiot

[@jonathonrossebo1783]

@@raccoonnerd405 I know. That's the ironic twist🤨🤔.

[@fivenightsatgoldenfreddys4912]

Right idiot yes

[@seanhartnett79]

That one was classic.

[@redruneer2010]

"Austin Powers...He's the snake to my mongoose...or the mongoose to my snake, either way, it's bad. I don't know animals." LMAO watching his eyes as he thinks about if he messed up is great. This is an all-time favorite quote.

[@SBaby]

0:40 - When Dr. Evil mentions that his father was a womanizer, that was actually very subtle foreshadowing to the fact that he and Austin are related.

[@wyattszakacs3457]

“The sort of general malaise that only the genius possess and the insane lament” is by far one of the best quotes I’ve ever heard

[@katarinalove8649]

I thought the same thing

[@Frankincensedjb123]

His speech at the family counseling session slays me every time

[@dundog]

“Zip it, zipp it zippi, zippi zippi” lmaoo just the way it goes on kills me

[@redrangertv4416]

“I want chicken, I want liver.. miaw mix, miaw mix please deliver” 😂

[@nicolesnow1761]

We dont can , we spam Mice! At the gourmet chef pick-eting city office foods.

[@madockjones5129]

"HOW BOUT NOO!"

[@asheisbored_]

lol I read this just as the part came on

[@AmariFukui]

Just discovered this, literally the best villain ever.

[@DrEvil-wx2hm]

Barney Collington thanks

[@obi501]

Jeff Vader?

[@OfficialYondoth]

Barney Collington You, my friend, need to watch Austin powers when you gate the chance.

[@starbeast1.090]

shh

[@jordansmith630]

The laser sharks are fortnite

[@sk8element1919]

One of my favorites wasn't on here. When the chair keeps spinning on its own and he screams "I NEED AN OLD PRIEST AND A YOUNG PRIEST"

[@Cuzjudd]

🤣

[@robbase5235]

THE POWER OF CHRIST COMPELLS YOU

[@horaciolorenzo4464]

If there’s one thing I learned here it’s to call him DR. Evil.. he’s earned it!

[@EmGBlackout]

LIQUID HOT MAGMAHHHH

[@chuckcalkins5546]

Maximus Argentus Hilarious as hell! Liquid Hot Magma!

[@goldprime118]

We will heat it up with the *TRACKTER BEAM*

[@Dontmess550]

Lol

[@brockbracken318]

Why did it take me years to realize that Austin and Dr. Evil are played by the same guy?

[@jeffshillcutt6818]

I wish these clips included "And Frau, you look so.........riiiiiiiiggght"

[@luiszelaya8698]

Yeaaaa

[@nick56677]

I really loved how she looked the exact same 30 years in the past 😂

[@annescholey6546]

Ja

[@anonmous7204]

my father would womanise, he would drink, he would make outrageous claims like he invented the Question mark RONTFL cant stop

[@anonmous7204]

+Anon Mous The details of my life are quite inconsequential ... Very well, where do I begin? My father was a relentlessly self-improving boulangerie owner from Belgium with low-grade narcolepsy and a penchant for buggery. My mother was a 15-year-old French prostitute named Chloé with webbed feet. My father would womanize; he would drink; he would make outrageous claims like he invented the question mark. Sometimes, he would accuse chestnuts of being lazy. The sort of general malaise that only the genius possess and the insane lament ... My childhood was typical: summers in Rangoon ... luge lessons ... In the spring, we'd make meat helmets ... When I was insolent I was placed in a burlap bag and beaten with reeds - pretty standard, really. At the age of 12, I received my first scribe. At the age of 14, aZoroastrian named Vilmer ritualistically shaved my testicles. There really is nothing like a shorn scrotum - it's breathtaking ... I suggest you try it.[2]

[@EpicWingmanXIII]

+Anon Mous Sometimes he would accuse chestnuts of being lazy.

[@anonmous7204]

Cyril Figgis I haven't laughed like that since i was a little girl, thank you.

[@TheMisterblubb]

help me! explain a nonn-ative no noob that joke, please! :')

[@fenwar9060]

@@anonmous7204 Possibly the best bit of comedic monologue since since Christopher Walken's watch piece from Pulp Fiction.

[@natalie8518]

How can people just not find this hilarious...when I tell people this is favorite film...

[@jediskunk67]

RIP Verne Troyer A.K.A. Mini Me 1969-2018.

[@skyofthelivingdead]

“You know Scott. I've been a frickin evil doctor for 30 frickin years ok. Cut me some frickin slack”

[@jeremiahwallace2275]

I’ve just suddenly realised how much I miss Dr Evil, undoubtedly more evil than Bloafield and Goldfinger, yet more relatable to the audience than anyone cares to admit. I mean, how many of us want to threaten the world with nuclear weapons, and extort billions of dollars from the world governments for us not to press that big shiny red button?

[@SH00T_TH3PUMP]

"Oh hell, let's just do what we always do. Hijack some nuclear weapons, and hold the world hostage" 😂😂😂

[@APAMVs]

1:11 Carrie Fisher!? No way. Apparently she was uncredited for this role

[@hjoermungand]

my god it's her

[@larrymcjones]

RIP she seemed pretty cool

[@burge117]

Yeah my friend pointed it out, I did not realise and I have seen this scene....a lot. Nice cameo.

[@johnychrist2559]

@@larrymcjones she was the queen of cool ):

[@aleksandarvil5718]

*May the Force Be With Her!*

[@dannydelcerro]

I listen to this every morning on the way to work.

[@J.TiberiusKirk]

You forgot several good lines, a couple of the best: "When Dr. Evil gets angry, Mr. Bigglesworth gets upset...And when Mr. Bigglesworth gets upset, people DIE!! SILENCE!! I WILL NOT TOLERATE YOUR INSOLENCE!!

[@jasondyrkacz8270]

"Why must I be surrounded by frickin idiots?"

[@eliotero9335]

How about no?

[@lauragraves4342]

It is not logical to anger Mr. Bigglesworth.

[@eliotero9335]

We hold the world ransom for... $1,000,000.

[@Paper_council]

@@eliotero9335 sir we make 7 billon dollars a year 1 million dollars is not actually a lot of money these days

[@TBoneTony]

Perhaps one of the most funniest villain made.

[@a.skywalker4882]

Dr.Evil and Shooter McGavin are top tier.

[@einundsiebenziger5488]

... "most funny*" or just "*funniest" ...

[@TeenWithACarrotIDK]

@@einundsiebenziger5488 4:50

[@walterzamalis4846]

I can’t believe Dr Evil majored in Evil Medicine just to leave his job at Johnson and Johnson for the empty promise of sharks with frickin’ “laser beams” attached to their heads

[@rogerthepink2319]

Yes

[@KopperNeoman]

Pfitzer were hiring, it's all right.

[@BPKPhoenix]

"You're the diet coke of evil." _DAMN!_

[@thepeople5589]

“Just one calorie”

[@bigblujay9729]

@@thepeople5589 "Not enough"

[@josephlowry4320]

"Ow you shot me you a hole!" That was hilarious.

[@Armageddon-yt3so]

"So I have 1 simple request. And that's to have SHARKS with FREAKIN LAZERS BEAMS ATTACHED TO THEIR HEAD!" will always be one of my favorite quotes 🤣

[@Lolbama2012]

I've quoted the entirety of his childhood monologue so many times, I even have his enunciation and timing down flawlessly.

[@megamarsonic]

"I had the group liquidated, you little shit. They were insolent."

[@Brommerz-gu9vt]

"Scott, you had your chance. Okay. I already had someone created in my image, he's evil, he wants to take over the world, and he fits easily into most overhead storage binssssz."

[@JimmmmmmmmmmmY]

Sharks with freaking laser beams attached to there heads!!!

[@gabrielgomez1395]

*their

[@bodyshott65]

there or their. moron?

[@mike-id5uu]

not evil enough

[@jerome_david]

*fricken

[@galahad6300]

Well throw me a fricking bone here?

[@wotmyname]

"relax that was just footage from the movie independence day but the real one will be alot like that" OHMYGOD IM SCREEEAAAMMIIMMGGG😭💀

[@davidtoohey783]

In Goldmember, Dr Evil was clearly the #1 character, supplanting Austin Powers. I can't quote screen time, but I can quote the memorable quotes! I just loved the character development of mentoring his son, the alliance in the end with Austin, and the break at the start with Mini Me - which begat the best scene of the movie: the medical in the submarine.

[@FortheTimehasComePeter]

*"That was a pre-emptive shhh.. and I've got a whole bag of shhh.. with your name on it."* (if I had a buck everytime I've used that quote on my kid) 😁😁😁

[@chlobo123]

For the Time has Come; 1Peter 4 :17 if I had a buck for every time my parents used that line on my brother and I. 😂

[@merces47letifer4]

The original Austin Powers is such a genuinely brilliant comedy film

[@harrytyrrell2124]

First we had “Shh” Then we had “Zip It” Finally we had “Scotty Don’t”

[@phoenixfire83]

"Ow! You shot me you a-hole." 😂😂

[@thedude2609]

+Jaime Miles Release the Globe!!! Oh, owe... well congratulations numb nuts you've succeeded in turning me into a freakin Jack in the Box! Get it off get it off...its dark its, I'm ok, I'm ok

[@Cdoodle23]

Zip it

[@arminarlert9974]

+The Guy Named Scream shh.shh.shh

[@DrEvil-wx2hm]

Stop stealing my quotes you a holes!

[@Volbeat696]

If a problem comes along u must zip. Zip it good

[@NoNameAtAll2]

I prefer RAR or 7z more

[@nicholasbuffington5002]

"I'm going to place him in an easily escapable situation involving an overly elaborate and exotic death." ~ Dr. Evil

[@derekbutts2660]

"Begin the unnecessarily slow dipping process"

[@supreme2005]

Actually that was footage from the movie Independence Day, but the real laser will be a lot like that. Yeah, scary. LMAO

[@xAngoryx]

Never realized Dr Evil's voice was an impression of Lorne Michaels

[@MusicBound]

I love it that he just put his pinky up to his lip After he said something evil, In fact even has a button on his desk that makes a "DAAA-DUMM!" sound when he does

[@iluvber247]

So underappreciated. This is seriously as good as a comedy series can get, especially when you look at the material released these days. We'd be so lucky to get a comedy sequel that isn't complete garbage in 2018.