Pete Holmes Is Grateful He Isn't A Magician | CONAN on TBS

[@jeremybarsness7271]

I love and respect Pete. Not many comedians can pull off clean comedy.

[@Fredwitrave]

What is clean comedy?

[@MrSkme]

@@Fredwitrave I'd guess its comedy that have been scrubbed for dirty things

[@Christian_counsel]

How is he clean he curses

[@pledgestarrinspire2728]

I'm guessing you haven't seen a lot of his stuff then.

[@alexruggiero70]

Jerry Seinfeld is the master at it

[@Yaktopan]

i got so excited seeing petes name!! what a funny guy. wish his show was still on. i miss him.

[@josremery]

His podcast is just as funny, and 5 times as long.

[@theordinarygal8155]

Omg yes, on HBO? that was soo good

[@snaggle_tooth6829]

yeah hes great

[@Yaktopan]

@@josremery his podcast is great! my favorite episode is that jake and amir one from 2012

[@greenbeagle13]

His show was hilarious. Gonna' watch it again....

[@moosedawgatlantaproductions]

I love Pete and his friendly open face 😂

[@roymizrachi7360]

I'm a magician and I can confirm pretty much everything

[@nabinchapagain7311]

Oh, you are a magician? How many cards am I holding right now?

[@roymizrachi7360]

@@nabinchapagain7311 you're a month late, I'm a magician I already disappeared

[@Protectobot]

😝

[@DustyAxelsen]

@@nabinchapagain7311 He's a magician, not a psychic.

[@swaydam]

@TorinKillian What are you, sidekick?

[@amberimmel1887]

"I don't get magnets, and I don't get this...... This is magnets" was what really broke me😂

[@rosema7909]

Thanks for letting us know,

[@amberimmel1887]

@@rosema7909 no problem 😉

[@eacomedy]

"MIRROR! Some sort of mirror!" THE GESTURE. THE ACCENT. Mr. Holmes has absolutely paid his comedy dues.

[@MsGrapeNehi]

He reminds me of a happy Mormon version of Adam Driver.

[@robertmac7833]

As a magician myself, I think this is HILARIOUS!!

[@YosefASelim]

Never even got Pete's show in New Zealand, yet he's become quite possibly my all time favourite just via clips and stuff.

[@jeanettejeanette1199]

That phone book comes in handy when you run out of toilet paper LOL

[@ollysombrero8427]

I miss Pete's The Pete Holmes Show monologues and his stand-up a lot. Crashing is over as well Come on Pete time for a new special.

[@toaster400_]

Its a different vibe for sure, but I really recommend his podcast!!! It's called You Made it Weird

[@ollysombrero8427]

@@toaster400_ I'm a huge fan of his podcast. but I crave his stand up. I need new material.

[@LivesInLibertyCity]

Why did it stop?

[@thomasupton2664]

New one on Netflix now

[@Legendary_sartorian]

4:12 - 4:25 pete is just channeling his inner Bobcat Goldthwait

[@chriskeck3689]

That's what I was gonna say, almost exactly. Nice

[@mattmays9063]

I think spent a good 10 years after police academy to learn that Bobcat made that character/voice up. It was like hearing there was no Santa Clause for first time all over again. lol

[@mightywizard7475]

I feel like the knee jerk response to a magic show would be "whoa!"

[@Protectobot]

Pete Holmes’ Batman and Professor X sketches are MAGIC! 😆

[@UldisZalcmanis]

One of my favourite comedians. Wish Pete released more of his stuff on KZbin. At some point, I think it stopped.

[@Rgl-z2q]

* Telekinesis ! ! * Yahetah' Heyyh' P e t e !

[@chrisarcher1146]

I love how his “insecure kill-joy” voice is very close to Clone High JFK

[@fluffeh7562]

One time I had two pieces of metal, they wouldn't touch, then I flipped one, that's how he flys 😂😂😂

[@bcm3938]

Now I wish he integrated a magic trick and had the audience react that way.

[@caro1ns]

100% agree with him about people who act like at jerks at magic shows.

[@simretsekhon586]

The way the mic looks like it's hovering over his hand is MAGIC

[@simretsekhon586]

@Arvin Buenaagua 😂 I'm so dead, you're a genius

[@dojusticelovemercy1]

"Magnets, how do they work?"

[@scurus11scurus]

here it is, thank you for that 🤣

[@drawnfunny]

The Pete Holmes show was great. Hopefully he's making a comeback. I keep seeing more of his comedy.

[@videosextra9434]

Very nice and funny Pete ....Loved it..Thanks ❤❤😂😂🎉🎉🎉

[@ianrastall]

Pete is awesome. His show was terrific.

[@aidanmj1927]

Can we have pete holmes replace conan when conan retires

[@GodLikesSnacks]

Pete is my all time fav comedian and the only replacement for Conan whom I'd accept.

[@shmavster4209]

@Arvin Buenaagua he’s actually retiring from late night next year

[@jessetorres8738]

Pete Holmes: Best Batman Ever!

[@StewChicken42]

4:12 BOBCAT? IS THAT YOU?!

[@MarquisdeGeek]

As a magician, I approve of this routine! (And Pete can volunteer in my shows, any time!)

[@grantgazi4864]

I love Pete Holmes

[@djsimonshow3682]

Merry Christmas 🎄

[@RighteousWeevil]

I bet Penn Gillette loves this bit

[@frankmyrand]

4:12 Just time travel back to the Dark Ages and it should get you this reaction (and the stake) 😂

[@justincastillogayray]

#173 "A Man for All Flu Seasons" The other guests were Kristen Stewart and Jimmy Pardo.

[@crocswsocks]

Word is, this set is why The Pete Holmes Show happened

[@lukenath6983]

He’s friggin hilarious!

[@freeman7079]

“You’re damn right I volunteer!”

[@jrpgwow]

I just discovered Crashing and Pete Holmes!

[@SylarMagic]

This guy gets it more than most magicians

[@zero11010]

2:47 that’s a pretty great explanation for religion!

[@charleswettish8701]

All hail the great magnet in the sky!

[@mystic7525]

As a magician, when I see the jaws drop and the mouths gape wide open and the eyes open widely, that's my affirmation of doing a great show. The audible oohs and aahs and applause will come during the show also.

[@idontwantahandlethough]

Lol I was going to doubt the legitimacy of your claims but if anyone is going to be a magician, it's the guy with that name and that face.

[@loxho217]

This set may seem desultory at first but buy the impregnated with wonder album, it flows all together

[@eddiecheaz8565]

Lemongrab must appreciate magic tricks all the time

[@sujitwarrier4857]

this guy is amazing

[@aljanssen7748]

I wonder if that was an intentional Penn & Teller reference.

[@MajorHotlips]

MAGNETS! HOW DO THEY WORK?

[@onlinebaas]

Suddenly I miss Bobcat Goldtwhait

[@MagicofKeelanWendorf]

This is so true haha 😂

[@CameronBrtnik]

*"MAGNET!!!"*

[@DeA2875]

This dude reminds me of the musical director of an all white church

[@flowerkisses4833]

🎄Merry Christmas to everyone🎅

[@musiclaboratory9694]

I save all my phone books for the zombie eventuality.

[@angelotro]

Isn't using a phone book to soften a blow to the head and not leave a mark a thing? Like, for cops?

[@musiclaboratory9694]

@@angelotro it's so that when a zombie bites me they have to bite through an entire phone book to get to my skin.

[@Theateroi]

Him using 3 of clubs makes me think he knows more about magic than he lets us know…

[@siolux8]

John Ritter the 2nd ?

[@abcdopetv]

this is a very pete holmes joke

[@Fourestgump]

I found out how funny he was after his show was over unfortunately . That’s kinda funny in itself. Thanks 2020

[@professorhoodoo]

Nice!!!!

[@javajimmy1090]

4:12 Earl of Lemongrab

[@thebenforever]

"Magician's thumb falls off? I didn't see nothin!" Well done. Lotta people try to ruin the entertainment for themselves so they can look smarter than everybody else. Nobody paid good money to hear random audience member critique of the entertainment.

[@theplanetruth]

Love Pete. Hate laugh tracks

[@madisonrose1893]

he's hilarious

[@--....---]

There's no noise to make when you see a magic trick? What about applause?

[@jonathanromero3765]

he said involuntary like laughter

[@eacomedy]

When in future i am higher up enough to go to the Magic Castle i am ABSOLUTELY making that noise after magic tricks even tho i will be escorted out & permanently banned. I will just be stuttering "but Pete Holmes!!! I'm doing that THING from PETE HOLMES" while like a 71 year old magician is just in the corner shaking his head at me sadly...

[@rhaegartargaryen9315]

Pete reminds me so much of Marshall Erickson from HIMYM, it's uncanny.

[@Neceros]

White people after a magic trick: oh neat. Black people after a magic trick: NOOOOOOOO WHAAAAAAAAY *many people wild n out* THIS IS CRAZYYY

[@chanfainacorp]

This guy's comedy is clean and clever; not "hilarious", but brilliant.

[@unclecreepy4185]

One of my favorite comments on videos of a magic trick is “this isn’t real magic, it’s slight of hand” (or mirrors, magnets, etc). First off, it’s “sleight”. But as opposed to “real magic”? Are you out there thinking some people are doing real magic and this guy is just faking magic?

[@StewChicken42]

A wInGlEsS mAmMaL! Unbelievable, Petey.

[@miketheyunggod2534]

Pete is still a kid. Lucky him.

[@stillkickin3919]

LOL! MOL!

[@zoperxplex]

Ray Romano's younger brother he didn't want anyone to know about.

[@Phornax7]

Also Val Kilmer's less talented cousin.

[@OptimusGPrime]

I do so love having a video I want to see be released on Christmas Eve, and then blocked in my country and comments turned off so I can't complain about it. Thank god for browser addons that subvert assholery like this.

[@DrSpaceman42]

God bless VPN amirite

[@richardlopez4318]

RIP Pete.

[@toaster400_]

He is still alive??

[@richardlopez4318]

@@toaster400_ No, unfortunately.

[@davidchen8857]

Whats up with the title? Thats clearly Bruce Wayne/ batman.

[@crowflight3988]

An "involuntary response" to something they don't understand? That pretty much describes the Middle Ages. To be fair to the Ages in the Middle, it also pretty much describes what Homo sapiens did before and since the Middle Ages.

[@c016smith52]

🤣🤣

[@RandyJames22]

Nope, nope. He _practiced_ this set. Probably wrote it down and edited. It's probably not all the truth, either. Whatever, comedian.

[@Adoubless]

I want to believe!

[@ianrastall]

Accept my upvote.

[@pratik_shrestha]

Batmannnn

[@Teamo86]

Well I don't know about you but HHRRRRMMM RMHHHRRMMM HAAAAARRRHH, JJEEEEERRGHHHM OOOAAAHHH:

[@Yaktopan]

conan is like god, and pete his baby jesus

[@Tonyhouse1168]

This set is McDonald’s!

[@seanwebb605]

Your entire world view would be changed and you would be terribly shaken if you really for a moment thought that you were a chicken.

[@jyesucevitz]

I'm pretty sure you're not born a magician. you kinda have to learn to become one.

[@Thatgirl_mairin]

Who else trynna grown their channel during COVID ❤️🦄

[@Lamtitude]

I’d be grateful if he wasn’t a comic.

[@greenrobot5]

Criss Angel made me h8te magicians

[@Ambersdf]

No wonder hes religious... lol

[@connor107]

Watching a stand up comedian make fun of a magician feels kinda wrong. it's like making fun of someone eating at a taco bell for breakfast, you're there too

[@footballislove138]

First comment

[@Yaktopan]

false

[@Yaktopan]

it's like ch offline

[@blupunk01]

I'm just grateful when anyone isn't a magician. It's a couple of steps below circus clown in entertainment value.

[@wildersparks9161]

It’s too bad about Pete Holmes.

[@merqury5]

As Bill Burr fan this is like disney stand up.

[@ramyareddy5750]

Bill Burr loves this Disney guy

[@noredine]

Black dudes run around you in circles when you show them magic

[@darshan.sk37]

We're not grateful that he's still a comedian

[@GOML1112]

Yea he needs to retire bro idk what his comedy was like before but this is just sad

[@GOML1112]

@@PARTUM_QUANTICLE Comeon man u know damn well u sat stone face through that video. Maybe even cringing a bit at the delivery of some of the jokes. That fake laugh from the audience was on point though.

[@GOML1112]

@@PARTUM_QUANTICLE Thats great and all but he's not funny so... Idk but he's gotta either try some new material or just retire man cuz its just sad at this point

[@koaladarkblue482]

@@PARTUM_QUANTICLE well considering: Original airdate: 11/17/11, would have been hard to talk about events in 2020..

[@kimchee411]

Who do you think is funny?

[@GOML1112]

@@kimchee411 oh idk there are so many.. dave chappel bill burr kevin hart even louis ck in small doses.

[@davtash69]

I, alongside other Louis C.K fans, am grateful that he isn't a comedian either.

[@williandalsoto806]

He isn't much of a comedian either.