Pete Holmes - The Perks of Having a Deaf Dad

[@thatsmypurseidontknowyou4797]

" If this doesnt shred......... ill read it " Genuinely belly-laughed at that

[@Randomynous01]

Man its so good seeing Pete Holmes back in the game again and just as good as the old days.. he’s underrated today for some reason

[@la.princesa]

this is from 2015

[@mightywizard7475]

The cat thing is so true. I have a friend with cats and every time I go over to his house and see one of the cats I'm like "oh yeah I forgot you have cats"

[@Lollita23]

The dog cell phone bit had me rolling

[@kinsmed]

Pete has the verve and fresh material as new comedians do. His three-season series Crashing is endearing and time well-spent.

[@maryrosekent8223]

He’s not new-I first saw him about seven years ago on _@Midnight_

[@kinsmed]

@@maryrosekent8223 Might want to re=read the post. Maybe a couple times.

[@maryrosekent8223]

@@kinsmed “Pete has the verve and fresh material *as* new comedians do.” Perhaps you meant to say “Pete has the verve and fresh material *that* new comedians do.” That would convey the message that he’s not a new comedian but you wouldn’t know it from his approach; the wording you used implies with the as is that he’s a new comedian and that’s why he’s excited to be up on stage.

[@JPREEDY77]

Is it me or is John Ritter possessing this man? I swear I can hear him!

[@DonSultanable]

I missed his stand-ups, so cool to see him again!

[@benlikebike]

2021? Here's comedy from 6 years ago, wow thanks!

[@kendellmonrose3288]

That shredder joke is A+

[@stinwav222]

More Pete Holmes clips

[@mahmodsyr2449]

I'm here for the free laughs

[@papagrounds]

Me too! 😃

[@gravellane150]

I came for the laughs and stayed for the blue plastic mannequin woman in the audience.

[@andrewjohnson6716]

Hilarious! Love all his material.

[@neutronpixie6106]

2:49 Absolutely stunning!

[@HeatherSpoonheim]

It's only been a year but I can't get over seeing a theatre full of people all so close together.

[@chrisg4253]

Maybe you should lock yourself up in your closet and never come out again.

[@kathrynblair8845]

@@chrisg4253 have fun getting Covid With having that dumb thought

[@jorgepadilla9945]

@@kathrynblair8845 and recover with a 99.9 chance? Oh man... i’ll take my chances

[@cholecystectomydaddy]

I’ve infected you all through the comment section

[@JohnSmith-pe6wo]

@@kathrynblair8845 covid and got nothing to do with this

[@bluebee29]

2:49 I think the camera man got distracted for a minute and forgot where to focus the cam on lol.. can't blame him tho, she's very pretty

[@Diamondraw4Real]

Nah its just fun to see cute audience members enjoying a laugh too. It's not the first time a camera paused on somebody in the rows

[@wideawake5630]

There is none better than Pete. Congrats on the veganism. I am vegan 18 years. Was vegetarian for 10 years before that.

[@Protectobot]

My kitty was VERY affectionate though. I miss her but at least she made it to almost 15. 🐱

[@FinallyAFreeUsername]

2:49 wow

[@kathrynblair8845]

My hearing aids Bluetooth to everything, and they have this feature where you can either hear only from in front of you, only to the left of you, only to the right of you, or only behind you so you could spy on people

[@smoggyboy6365]

they've got bluetooth? you can just stream jams straight into yer ears?

[@Ssjcloud3]

Vagan, sounds like a star lord warrior.

[@mariaarias1703]

It's true tho bout the dog i have a schnauzer i go to pick up my son from school not even leave for 10 min cuz school right block come back she's jumping and all crazy like i wasn't just here 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@irishandirie]

That's so great. I've been vegan for a better part of 20 years. My mother, who is a wonderful, accommodating cook, still says, (and maybe hears the word as?), "vagan." 😆 When my dear kitties were alive they loved to follow me in the bathroom; they probably knew it was annoyed me. Maybe Pete's blowin' up the bathroom too much for them.

[@Diamondraw4Real]

I read manuals at least enuff to know what i need. I love my shredder too 😁

[@Diamondraw4Real]

What does an old Bostonian do when he needs new teeth? Old Bostinian: aah what am I gonna chew anyway?

[@peterDcontact]

I miss this guy

[@FinallyAFreeUsername]

RIP

[@christopherhinchliffe3952]

@@FinallyAFreeUsername He's.... not dead.. Lmao

[@peterDcontact]

I mean i miss his show lol

[@cecilelpt5808]

i laugh so much, thank you

[@soundmixerporter]

Good, clean humour. 😁

[@msdanascully11]

We vegan, once I was in a bar, I asked for a salad 'with no meat whatsoever please', guy replied, 'Sure, I have this one with chicken. Chicken isnt meat, right?'. He was serious, not taking a p***. Serious.

[@Tasarran]

Had someone who claimed to be vegan tell me fish wasn't meat. He could not be convinced otherwise... "Look, fish swim around. Plants grow in the ground." But he just kept repeating... "But fish aren't meat..."

[@msdanascully11]

@@Tasarran there is a fringe called fisheterians, I guess animals for them are not created equal....

[@Tasarran]

@@msdanascully11 This guy was just a boneheadian... ;)

[@stayhappylittlemermaid]

You control your future, your destiny. What you think about comes about. By recording your dreams and goals on paper, you set in motion the process of becoming the person you most want to be. Put your future in good hands your own.

[@bohemian.k7229]

..And If your goals don’t work out, put them in the paper shredder 😆 I kid I kid. Thank you for the reminder ❤️ 🙏🏼 I’ve been journaling recently and it’s really been helping my figure things out! So I’m right there with you

[@Kirsten_is_cursed10]

Shoot for the stars! Even if you miss, you’ll still freeze to death in the recesses of space!!!

[@R3alC0zy1]

Pretty good 👍

[@rightshoe21]

High five vegan!! 💚💚💚💚💚

[@andrewjohnson6716]

💚💚💚

[@LBJordan1]

I’ve been vegan for 2 years, proud of you Pete :)

[@videonaj]

I was wondering why he looked a bit pale and a bit lifeless. If only he at least ate some eggs in the morning :P

[@JohnSmith-cc3ud]

So you're from the star Vega?

[@undergroundsalmon2815]

This is true for deaf moms 🤣

[@wideawake5630]

If I want to leave the house I have to have my cats surgically removed from my person. If you raised your dog or your child like you raise your cat they would be aloof. You determine your relationship with your critters.

[@Thisisalwaysme]

My dad is also going deaf😂

[@naranpol]

I read The Perks of Having a Dead Dad

[@Protectobot]

There’s soy yogurt 🍦 😝

[@Unknown-gz4hh]

He gives off big John Ritter vibes imo.

[@dougvice8253]

15000 views!

[@johnsnow1749]

1:19 Jesus, that hair. Is that a wig?

[@jmzcolton]

LASER!

[@wideawake5630]

I guess I have toddler cats bc I have to have them surgically removed from my person if I want to walk around.

[@karimbulldogs1435]

Meh, his Batman stuff is funnier

[@madisonwalsh5294]

He looks like an off brand Val Kilmer

[@chrisbennett2005]

WHO'S JOHN STAMOS ??? 😎

[@timothycrystal2623]

I never knew he was pregnant

[@oldcountryman2795]

That is some terrible material.

[@CU.SpaceCowboy]

obviously hes new vegan because he doesn’t look lole hes dying