Conan & Jordan Schlansky Plan Their Trip To Italy | CONAN on TBS

[@angeldoemer8263]

Can you imagine what Jordans wife is like? Jordan " I am going to Italy.." Wife "OK enjoy the various activities."

[@mrblaoblao6981]

"...and don't forget to pack your Norelco Body Groomer"

[@Liam-jy7yi]

Enjoy that romantic moment alone

[@marianoyuba3736]

Do not forget to prepare your body in various ways

[@baldwinivofjerusalem47]

His wife is Emma aka Conan 😂

[@shapes9495]

Mariano Yuba damn you beat me to it

[@chesh1re_cat]

Jordan telling Conan that romance is a diverse concept while Conan is pretending to be an inflatable sex doll is just everything beautiful about their relationship in a nutshell

[@pietandersen6120]

CheshireCat Its gotta be a character that he is playin, he cant actually be like that.

[@hamiltonatthedisco8823]

@@pietandersen6120 I do think Jordan is mostly like that. I think he smiles a little more than this, but he could definitely be this "character" as a person.

[@joshuafoley7014]

CheshireCat these are facts wi wi

[@joshuafoley7014]

Hamilton! At The Disco if he wants to be. Very little amount of people have this ability

[@IamGibby]

I thought the same thing. Really showcased what I would assume their relationship most likely is day to day.

[@positronicreflex.]

Conan: I paid that guy to kill you Jordan: I see

[@greatgodpan5001]

BaKu wiTSaUcE god isnt real so no

[@lillyanne7277]

*gentle head nod*

[@Agent-jp2hm]

I always thought Jordon was an assassin before joining the Conan team

[@aeuihatlilordofthevoid7879]

@@Agent-jp2hm Jordan*

[@TriStar44]

It’s been 5 years and I’m your 5,000th like. How apropos

[@MrDrSnoop]

As a fake Italian myself, he’s pretty good at his craft.

[@158-i6z]

Hahaha I'm gonna take that "fake" label and use that from now on to describe people that try to emulate a culture from the outside.

[@exzardoz2851]

@@158-i6z what's the problem if they like a specific culture

[@isiahaf1359]

@@158-i6z are you just finding out about the word fake or something?

[@JaxLittles]

@@158-i6z uhhhh yeah. That's what people call people who do that. Lmao. Who is this kid

[@aididdat1749]

@@JaxLittles a fake kid

[@mightymorphingmemory6178]

Jordan's wife: Are you cheating on me??? Jordan: My life consists of various activities and pleasures.

[@tristan7844]

Mighty Morphing Memory lolllll

[@yojirex6374]

I care for my body in a variety ways

[@christianpina7709]

“I’ve been in various entanglements”

[@POTUS495]

Ohoh

[@travelfoodielove]

Lmfao

[@QRSC-fh2ob]

I love it when Jordan gets interrupted by Conan and then resumes his train of thought totally ignoring Conan's shenanigans 😂😂😂

[@celia-ov6rm]

True :)

[@Sarah_Gravydog316]

that's nice. so, like I was saying, Conan & Jordan should have their own reality show.

[@tristan7844]

QRS3C273 lolll me too!!!! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@AleksandarIvanov69]

That's the proper response to children

[@roguesheep3083]

Any real friend does this.

[@ColinStachowski]

In case you're wondering, here are all places Conan visited in Italy: Dande Losicio Gabiando Lobodidi Savieradanda Montescendo Sitalita Gando Seciendo Silventendi Rondondandi Scontecunda Sanchatito Portava Sanchutti Baharanda Srototototo Rapudi Pota Chapatubidu Santantapata Rapacopa Shanda Pundo Panda Panta Pinda Pande Pu

[@majoraxx2427]

Ty was in Sanchatito and Panda last week. Dope places

[@ColinStachowski]

@@majoraxx2427 You gotta see Rapudi and Srotototo! You'll fall in love!

[@enzyme6649]

This needs to have more likes

[@Sundanceonthemoon619]

Pinda pande pu is an amazing place

[@mrfolgers4585]

Ha you said pu

[@rajatmitra2661]

Doesn't laugh at Conan's jokes, Laughs at his silence. LEGEND

[@arduous222]

But please, imagine: one day Conan just run into you, proceeds to stare at you with little facial expression for 5 mins. Can you not laugh?

[@dragonsdynamite6403]

His childish, annoying attempts at humour aren’t jokes.

[@ljavalera818]

those beady eyes 😂

[@jackinthebox1817]

After inhaling that lithium

[@berimbolo2947]

Ive never seen him break character until now. Jordan is quite the character.. And conan is just a comic genius.

[@shaiknawazofficial4185]

He did break once during the conversation about not buying a more expensive espresso machine as far as I can remember.

[@Alisha-pv1kb]

lactose even in the remote episode where they were with the couple therapist

[@Kokoism]

Tj Hewitt why is that sad?

[@lozzylane31]

Time stamp pls.

[@diegobrando1600]

@@lozzylane31 6:28

[@jojodeguzman1093]

"It's a quick conversation".Now that's a good marriage 😁

[@fastica]

Also known as couple without kids.

[@zeeblue1220]

She’s probably used to it given how many times he’s been to Italy.

[@glo1005]

If only a lot of marriages where like that, but yea you know.

[@911shan]

Well it's a quick conversation on this occasion because it's going to be filmed with Jordan showing his favorite places in Italy to Conan with a camera crew and everything. I bet not all conversations of his travels are "quick". No one lives in a fantasy land like that, it's marriage after all lol

[@saeta]

Is either a really good one, or a really bad one where none actually care about the other

[@makismakiavelis5718]

5:16 Notice how as soon as Schlansky say's the word "material" O'Brien's eyes dart around rapidly, scanning his "opponent's" body like a comedic automaton. In less than a second he notices Schlansky's expensive watch and he has already formulated a nice burn. Who is the robot here?

[@rajarshibarman334]

Man, he has some of the best and quick wit reponses

[@cooldebendra]

Isnt all this scripted?

[@gucciskins382]

@@cooldebendra no

[@faisal3398]

@@cooldebendra no, Conan is just that good.

[@mathori-133]

20+ years of comedic experience

[@richale2235]

"I prefer experiences rather than materialistic-" "Nice watch, by the way." Conan is the best. 😂

[@user-be5qg7mr1s]

LMAO

[@AS-bp2zr]

30k rolex 🤣

[@user-be5qg7mr1s]

@@AS-bp2zr I like how he taps it

[@chajang7292]

Conan is truly a genius I will miss him

[@Bepisipeb]

I prefer pizza than pasta but I will sometimes order pasta ya know?

[@gemgem24able]

wow. they upgraded jordan's system. he can laugh now!

[@andreafranco5551]

gemmy2492 new update. But it's beta tester because that smile is so strange

[@terry-zZ]

but he does not know the right moment to use it

[@Filipe1020]

It's the new Jordan Schlansky 2.0 - 2018 Edition.

[@whitehuayra]

AI's come along way

[@lichtishlogistics]

I thought it was just malfunctioning.

[@CommentPoster10]

They're a perfect combo. Conan tells 100 jokes a minute and Jordan reacts to none of them.

[@ThwipThwipBoom]

tru

[@edibleapeman]

He is Conan's foil, almost precisely mirroring a weird inversion of the Batman/Joker dynamic. Papers could be written about these two.

[@pablot-r9402]

Relatable, too. Within all of us are varying degrees of Conan and Schlansky.

[@pablot-r9402]

@@edibleapeman I always like to think there's varying degrees of Conan & Schlansky in all of us that helps make their chemistry so relatable. Many of us can be entertaining, goofy, and downright childish, but as responsible adults, we're also attentive, aware, and trying our best to be educated, knowledgeable and professional when needed. Seems between these guys, we get the whole spectrum, and we literally can't lose when these two are talking to each other.

[@axelorsal9583]

Yet out of all the jokes Conan throws, Jordan broke by Conan's stares.

[@schec1015]

"I complete the tasks, assigned to me." That got me

[@nickz5849]

I want to say that to my boss and see what happens lmfao

[@jackielynne76exaxtly86]

schec1015 evidently he does annnnnd he’s a dam good sport about Conan being Conan

[@soulpenguin]

"Various tasks must be completed in order for the show to operate at it's maximum compasity. If I do my job correctly you'll never know I'm here" JS Heard him say that no joke

[@grzyruth9205]

I mean, in essence that is what work is, of course there is more autonomy involved

[@Memorex996]

"I have various logistical tasks"

[@jcarlovitch]

The greatest part of Jodan always saying he completes various tasks is the fact that that is literally the Google definition of associate producer.

[@apeters1285]

In one of those remotes explaining his job title he’s actually wearing a Google Tshirt 😂

[@hilariousness6644]

More like the Disassociate Producer. 😂

[@Polo-rp9hk]

1:25 when Conan just rambles fake Italian city names like a maniac for 30 whole seconds and Jordon just continues like nothing, I died xD

[@Shane-ju7op]

Jordan all round Comedic ability is on point.

[@Nightowl333]

That’s my favorite part lol

[@12shivansh]

I died xD,I died xD,I died xD,I died xD,I died xD,I died xD,I died xD,I died xD,I died xD,I died xD,I died xD,I died xD,I died xD,I died xD,I died xD,I died xD,I died xD,I died xD.

[@traurigesland4622]

Some of them really sounded like italian towns

[@magnushyenna1574]

You didnt died. When you die you will know. Trust me. You stupid fool

[@Longshot_NYC]

"That's not where speech is controlled." The ultimate comeback.

[@RobinBarr]

LOLOLOLOL!!!!!! This is hilarioius!

[@michaelkayser4194]

He's right too, it's the temporal gyrus

[@stephencodekas3745]

they need to bring his wife onto a scene one day. im so intrigued by the type of woman that would marry a fake Italian.

[@_birdie]

Stephen Codekas haha yesssss. and he’s pretty obsessed w all things Japanese as well....😆

[@shortaybrown]

PRACHI VAKHARIA - how was that European “ warmth and sensibility “ from 1939-1945 ?

[@AlbertoGarcia-bx4nq]

@@shortaybrown the people who survived and help others in that terrible experience ! Every country can be warm, but she ments the tipe of warm of italian culture, not better not worse but different !

[@johnlabute6051]

Fake Italian and fake Japanese, check out the Conan and Jordan dining at the Japanese restaurant, when Jordan pours Conan some sake' and says it is custom to reciprocate. Conan's reaction is priceless.

[@o.a.47]

John LaBute not to mention “I CAN GET TO MACCHIO”

[@comfortable.and.furious]

The way Jordan waits for Conan to finish making fun of his "qualifying himself" then immediately takes the pointer back and continues like nothing happened is legendary

[@terriz.2981]

My favorite part

[@Doitallgp]

“My picture is hanging on the wall in the restaurant“ “is it for passing bad checks?“

[@poopace]

bag checks

[@zachs652]

Rerin YL A bounced check is a check thats revoked because there’s insufficient funds in the bank account

[@d.s.parentsr6502]

@Rerin YL - It is a small paper document with instruction, relevant information and authorization for a merchant's bank to draw funds in payment for product(s) and or service(s) from an account at a customer's bank wherein funds are insufficient to honor the amount owed. [Now read it again in Jordan's voice]

[@Gobbbbb]

Why can no one spell cheque?

[@jennibudde8358]

@Cassus Belli and "bounce" back from your bank to the business

[@johnsmithee6660]

He's been saying it for years but no one believed him...Jordan Schlansky is a deeply emotional man

[@ducheswannabe]

he can be moved to tears by a warm sunlight on his face

[@johnsmithee6660]

he can also feel the sunlight penetrating his being

[@klausweasley]

I bet his being WAS penetrated.

[@oliviawinkler6684]

duchesswannabe no that’s just the sun irritating your eyes

[@zarazen8110]

lol@your pic

[@annelisejr]

My first time seeing Jordan smile!!! My life is complete

[@singularity42069]

Annelise Jr you haven't watched enough conan yet

[@dkyk00]

Why does Jordan's laughter make me so uncomfortable? It kinda freaked me out

[@kiribundi]

Kristian Channel a lot of remotes are not even available outside of the US... It sucks being Canadian. Sorry for my language. Well, it just sucks for that part, but you guys got other fish to fry.

[@shashisingh-og8hy]

first time he broke character more like

[@michaeldemorit9599]

Look at the "sketch" where they are at couples therapy, Jordan really struggles there...

[@MusicMike512]

5:21 watched this clip a million times and just noticed Jordan actually says thank you when Conan sarcastically compliments his watch

[@WatchGeek]

Conan is a genius, but Jordan has such perfect timing and tone that I think he is even funnier.but they do look like they were made for each other!!!

[@awakenDeepBlue]

Jordan is the perfect straight man to Conan.

[@josevallejojr2694]

jordan is funny in bits, but doubt he can carry a comedic show for 25yrs like conan

[@drServitis]

Conan's father is a medical doctor who also teaches at Harvard Medical School and Conan doesn't even know which part of the brain controls speech???

[@nataliexu5624]

@@drServitis well your father being a doctor doesn't immediately give you the knowledge.

[@drServitis]

@@nataliexu5624 Conan graduated from HARVARD UNIVERSITY. Every liberal arts degree in the United States requires a basic knowledge of the human brain, and a Harvard liberal arts degree is among the most demanding of any of the schools in America. Not to mention as said that Conan's father taught medicine at Harvard University and his mother was a lawyer.

[@Chef_Freddy695]

As an italian I am impressed by Jordan's knowledge of all the italian regions and their exact location.

[@QYXP]

Well, he been there at least 25 times after all haha

[@fvnt0miix953]

I don’t understand why you’re impressed by that robot. He is programmed to know Italy better than Italians 😂😂

[@jewlz91]

The one on the Right is Conan Not Jordan

[@Andarovin]

How about the way Conan perfectly lists off all the fake Italian locations??? Did you know they were fake?

[@davec3651]

I really wanna visit Suppa Nintendi.

[@luwado]

HE LAUGHED HE LAUGHED HE LAUGHED HE LAUGHED HE LAUGHED

[@hoaxlayer]

He didn't laugh. Turns out the smoke from that burning tablet affected his circuitry and made his facial structure show something similar to a human emotion.

[@raburto8984]

Luqman Wadood lul

[@daslynnter9841]

First time he broke character!

[@thecoolclonedude2]

Daslynnter nah, he did it often in the older ones

[@KarinaCastilloPurple]

+Daslynnter In the episode of Couples Conselling they hug at the end and he laugh XD

[@doctorsuave]

Jordan’s such a good dude that the only thing he criticized about Conan’s face is an easily fixable skin care thing, as opposed to actually criticizing his appearance.

[@AD-eg9cw]

Confident people like to raise the confidence of others.

[@doctorsuave]

@@AD-eg9cw well put

[@AD-eg9cw]

@@doctorsuave Thank you

[@beastinthesky6774]

Watch their dinner at Jordan's favorite restaurant, he tells Conan he looked disgusting in 2002, lol.

[@mediocreman2]

Good dude? Guy looks like he's ready to break out into a serial killer at the drop of a hat.

[@MrMiD.Life.Crisis]

"You're not going to tell your wife?" "im all set". Jordan is such a legend.

[@skoomawizard]

It’s a quick conversation

[@bellamarley9455]

True

[@MrMiD.Life.Crisis]

@john templeplatein reality I would agree with you. But this is for laughs! I'm sure no wives, nor blow up dolls were affected in the making of this video. It just makes me laugh how they've developed Jordans character. Especially when you see this compared to the outtakes. My girlfriend is definitely used to and I guess must like how random and spontaneous I am. Or maybe tolerates it until I grow up? Hope you're good.

[@garysandhu9162]

@john templeplate 0

[@gigid9606]

its a quick conversation, lol.

[@acmills347]

"TELL ME, WHATS WRONG WITH MY FACE, OR NO ITALY"

[@BeachBumm4U]

Ash Mills 😂😂😂 I can’t stop laughing at this.

[@wolverineiscool7161]

and Jordan immediately proceeds to tell him LOL That's how much he loves Italy

[@happymichieworriah8881]

Didhe say dryy

[@PajamCam]

"GO ON! FRECKLES!"

[@amitbenhur3722]

I like that part so much

[@AuthenTech]

That was the best blow-up-doll imitation I've ever seen, well done, Conan!

[@blitzipanik4706]

AuthenTech - Ben Schmanke and ive seen many!

[@JITCompilation]

he's had much experience

[@lawrencefisherward3]

At first I didn't get it. That was funny as hell.

[@annala2956]

I was watching this while eating lunch. I almost choked to death.

[@verslalchimie5824]

Just had an idea - Sleep Number blow-up dolls!

[@RobotMetalhead]

I died when Conan tried to rib Jordan about breaking and laughing, and Jordan turned it into ribbing Conan about his face and dry skin. That's a top-tier deflection lmao.

[@KingOfMadCows]

Jordan laughed because he inhaled all that toxic gas from the destroyed tablet.

[@GuidelineSalt]

KingOfMadCows That's how robots get high.

[@finalmasquerade]

Maybe it was filled with laughing gas 🤔🤔🤔 lol

[@AV-gz1bu]

I was wondering how that happened, good explanation.

[@ngultrum1]

He did laugh in the councelling show

[@alicialaili]

KingOfMadCows a-l

[@joeys4289]

Conan really shines in these segments, comic genius.

[@thathandleistakentrythisone]

Dodo Bird he shines coz hes so white. They have to powder him up pretty good before a taping

[@robertdavis4192]

Jordan's a great stone faced partner though too

[@Bitshitter]

Dodo Bird - he's a comedian who went to Harvard University, so he would have to be....

[@donaldchump5024]

Because it's not scripted (I think). Conan is wonderful when he is being spontaneous. Sadly, most of his show isn't.

[@cthomas025]

Conan is, without question, the best of the late night hosts when it comes to improv.

[@Lunr-rd7ob]

Jordan: "I prefer to spend my money on experiences instead of material possessions..." Conan: "Nice watch btw" LMFAO 😂

[@pj101]

With the stitch

[@mattihanhineva8841]

rolex daytona 116500ln in case anyone is wondering

[@shivensankalia3967]

@@mattihanhineva8841 At which point can you see it clearly ??

[@jayb____]

@@shivensankalia3967 It's easier to see in other segments.

[@posrendelkan4711]

I love it when Jordan gets interrupted by Conan and then resumes his train of thought totally ignoring Conan's shenanigans 😂😂😂

[@perfectbreakfast]

"that's not where speech is controlled" most glorious Jordan moment of all time

[@drunkensailor112]

Yes. It's 5-0 right there

[@pablot-r9402]

Jordan is always actively listening and isn't simply waiting for his turn to talk.

[@deanmacey3554]

Amazing moment 😂

[@CatatonicImperfect]

a quick Google search suggests "Brocca's Area" in the left prefrontal cortex, kinda at the temple, is associated with speech production and articulation. there's additional areas responsible for motor control and cognitive functions. it seems like conans stick would indeed miss most of these. then again, jordan schlansky's brain might be put together differently than a normal human's brain.

[@timothypark5661]

ive watched this video like 5 times already and it is clear that jordan is the happiest in this video and in the entire italy series than in any other video recorded. you can see the obvious excitement and a small spark of fire in his cold lifeless eyes

[@definitelynosebreather]

yeah, especially comparing with how pissed off he was in the coffee episode 😂

[@shravan1005]

His programing can't comprehend this immense stimulation and he's wires are frying making his facial "tissues" act weird

[@Jazzygirl5]

​@@shravan1005lmao that's what made him smile like the joker. Honestly it's obvious jordan is a super nervous unconfident person and is just hiding it and overcompensating

[@stevemuzak8526]

It's like when a shark notice his pray. It's same spark of fire in his cold black lifeless eyes.

[@alpur214]

You do know it's an act, right? He broke character toward the end

[@Adi-fw5xz]

Seeing jordan cracking up in this video has to be the Highlight of 2018!

[@lukewalker4813]

Aditya I was like omg another emotion!

[@Stoney-Jacksman]

I feel bad for you. And im in prison..plus suffer from depression.

[@anneyeong333]

Aditya YYAAASSSSSSS

[@ch3no2freak]

Aditya there is hope for man kind once again

[@Ninjer89]

Conan was saying the best lines and what finally got him? When he shut up.

[@joselopez8116]

These two together are comedy gold!! 😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@holdtrue2021]

😂

[@JosephDeLosSantos-t3m]

They’re like bevis and butthead 😂

[@Nati4Truth]

I hope that they will get together again for another trip !! Miss it a lot

[@kisubags437]

“That’s not where speech is controlled”. Conan looked like he wanted to kill him. I love them.

[@hammadali594]

Wow, it looks like Conan's team programmed the robot, Jordan Schlansky, to exhibit emotions such as laughter at 6:34 It's amazing how far technology has come.

[@mirza6399]

Hammad Ali wah bhai 2 top comments 😂 laga rai !

[@shyko85]

Elon Musk warned us abut this...

[@rksmehul]

Yo Archimedes , what's up?

[@alexxx980]

Hammad Ali nice one dude😂

[@Jelly-ij2pw]

He just drilled a lithium Ion battery and almost set the building on fire

[@danepotmo2513]

That's how babies are made

[@iggsGH]

Like wow! I think they probably stopped filming to take it out after they realised

[@andrewt6338]

Thank you! I thought I was the only occurred to me.

[@simple_networks]

D&Darkrai as dangerous as that was, I laughed through the whole thing

[@shobhit1997]

I was shocked when he started drilling the iPad. Lithium ion batteries are very dangerous if punctured

[@TheRubberStudiosASMR]

I really understand Jordan. Travelling alone is one of the best ways to appreciate a location.

[@lukew2194]

Yeah, they got hookers all over the world.

[@jacasforever]

Italian escorts are the best lol

[@Raza_mcgaza]

Luke W i like the way you think

[@alicen2610]

The only thing good about going with someone else is having someone to talk to and take photos with but I am sure if you plan ahead enough, you can find someone or service locally who offers some sort of daily travel buddy or something like that. If you go enough to the same areas like Jordan, you can also potentially develop some friends who can meet up with you. A potential downside to going with a gf/bf is they may want to be in a lot of the photos with you and think it is rude if you are not including them, but if you ever break up, you then have a bunch of photos where you are in the photo with your ex.

[@TheToneBender]

Yeah, but a great location is the best way to appreciate the people you're with

[@mjn245]

Straight guy plus ridiculous guy is a timeless and epic combination. These two do it better than almost anyone.

[@mr.chipwhitley8770]

" *Thousands* and *thousands* of hours of entertainment watched my *hundreds* and *hundreds* of people" LMAO!!! Conan's self-deprecating humor is just something else! 😂 😂 😂 😂

[@088mojo]

5:09

[@SundaraRamanR]

Stop praising your own stage persona, Mr Chip Whitley.

[@Salam99-1]

This is the most alive I've seen Jordan - he's beginning to smile occasionally. Give it thirty more years with Conan and he'll be almost human.

[@ln7929]

The new jodern model is still built with a slow learning A.I

[@Filiolus]

"Nice watch, by the way. *tap tap tap*" Man, conan is quick.

[@iamcurious1761]

I couldn't understand this part tho😂

[@huohization]

@@iamcurious1761 Jordan says he's not into material stuff and Conan points out he's wearing a Rolex watch.

[@jubihi7785]

That actually might be a Rolex daytona, i have noticed jordan wearing that a few times. Conan must pay him a lot lol.

[@maurob8586]

Filiolus Rolex Daytona white dial. Worth at this time around 14k

[@mura0]

@@maurob8586 14K used. New is close to 30K

[@raccoon3271]

Jordan is the most, “I go to Italy during the summer”, American I’ve ever seen.

[@CezaMVO]

Jordan finally snapped. He railed into Conan towards the end. “You have dry skin”. That was brutal.

[@victorhuertas4685]

no one can push Conan's buttons like Jordan

[@CezaMVO]

Victor Huertas without even trying ha

[@strangewayfaringstranger]

I think they both clearly push each other's buttons haha. But Jordan is the master of letting things slide off of him.

[@9robz]

That's not Jordan. I think Jordan died in the Vespa accident. This is an imposter. Jordan doesn't laugh. It's impossible cause he wasn't human.

[@strangewayfaringstranger]

Haha this is clearly an error in his programming. *Initiate maniacal laughter. ERROR ERROR DEFLECT DEFLECT*

[@bryantinobalingit7172]

I love jordan when he broke out his character. Laughing out with Conan. This defines he's a real human.

[@LeonardeMarco]

or that he had a recent Software Update.

[@tentardigrades968]

So he can't laugh? Everyone always references him laughing occasionally as evidence that he's doing some character. Like, how is that proof of anything?

[@DiaNne31]

@@tentardigrades968 i really cant figure u being a real human being, someone that sad and unhumourous cant possibly exist but apparently im very wrong

[@lewisham]

How is that breaking character?

[@MrJellyfishGuy]

He has studied the normal human behaviors for a long time now.

[@joeboxerrr]

watching this back, it really makes me happy because you know that Jordan's "breaking character" was because he's so excited to get to go to Italy and to show Conan and everyone how cool it is to him

[@longebane]

It's not even a character, that's just him. He does sometimes focus more on his antagonizing side, but it's not an act

[@RedBuffaloBull]

Conan saying “Now, I paid that guy to kill you.” Is the funniest thing I’ve ever heard him say. Goddamn, Conan is just the best ever

[@Rico-wp7dg]

6:29 he cracks! HE FINALLY CRACKS!

[@Irraptured]

He's cracked before, in the counseling video

[@TheTommy9898]

Pop tarts man

[@ayayron3278]

I promise 6:29 made my YEAR!!!!!

[@Unz360]

He also cracked a smile at 4:47, when Conan said 'suckin at my teet'

[@Rico-wp7dg]

Same here A arron lol

[@ATRization]

Jordan: “ I prefer to spend my money on experiences rather than material possessions.” Conan: “Nice watch by the way.” 😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@fetchmeastorm3670]

Jordan: "Romance is a diverse concept..." Conan: :O

[@ethanporto1745]

“You’re not going to tell your wife?” “I’m all set” As a married man, I’d say Jordan is a legend for that. 😂😂

[@Anthony-zt1zs]

😂 😂

[@ratlakmin]

He ain't nobody's bit*ch. Need to get things straight before you put that ring on.

[@ethanporto1745]

@@ratlakmin Communicating with your spouse is not being a bitch.

[@ratlakmin]

@@ethanporto1745 yeah for sure. All I m saying is that even if she whines over your spontaneous decision to travel. Just you do you.

[@ahmed.abdelaleem]

​@@ratlakminincel giving relationship advices lol

[@stephenj1118]

Omg Jordan finally cracked

[@Trackrace29582]

stephen jang he cracked a little when bought the coffee machine

[@recca7]

of all things to do it, i didn't find a drill to his ipad all that funny, but everything else i was just dying...how did he not crack at that blowup impersonation

[@dingle_burry]

much like conans dry skin

[@macetenchu]

stephen jang ikr!

[@wisdomleader85]

That probably happens once a year like his birthday though.

[@Abidur_]

When Conan asked Jordan why is he laughing, then Jordan acted like he kid and reversed it by asking him the same question 😂

[@GeologicFM]

Yes!!!! Lmao it was Jordan's version of "no u"

[@Lucca_not_Lucas]

4:46 HE LAUGHED! HE ACTUALLY LAUGHED!!!! 6:26 HE did it agaain!!!

[@punkrockdavid]

His deadpan know it allism is half him and half an act. It’s awesome to see when he breaks it and reminds us he’s still a human lol

[@user-vc5rp7nf8f]

it's funnier when he doesn't laugh though, like in the couples counselling he did with conan

[@JohnDoe-vr3ey]

Italy brings life to him

[@Anabeausoleil]

I like that as soon as Jordan laughed Conan started cracking up too. You can tell they’re good friends and respect each other

[@weston407]

conan's self-deprecating style of humor is on another level and is extremely appealing - being able to laugh at himself makes him so incredibly relateable

[@definitelynosebreather]

thousands and thousands of hours of entertainment watched by hundreds and hundreds of people

[@Wibgloria]

Well yeah he is a world class professional entertainer with a degree from Harvard, not that surprising 🤷‍♂️

[@DD-ol5tp]

Jordan's voice sounds good enough to be a male version of siri

[@merica7291]

Jordan: “My picture is hanging on the wall there” Conan: “Is it for passing bad checks?” 😂😂😂

[@serendipity6720]

Mr. Moseby did you marry Robin sherbatsky?

[@merica7291]

@@serendipity6720 why don’t you go marry some bitches

[@kaisebastianwunder3918]

You see Jordan sometimes boiling inside, because of Conans destructive and mad behaviour, but he still behaves well and stays calm. I have very much respect for Jordan.

[@hashi_tang]

firstly, dang he actually drilled into the tablet. second, holy crap, Jordan finally broke his character in these skits!!! :D amazing

[@liamanderson8789]

Hashii Tang it's not a character, that's just how he is.

[@TimeAndDateAndName]

Pretty sure it was a prop - too much smoke shooting out comically...

[@harrier331]

No, that is what happens when moisture enters into a LiPo battery.

[@wooza5919]

hes done it before

[@LT1]

Nah those things will straight shoot out fire.

[@neiv10]

The description: "Conan surprises fake Italian" 😂😂

[@jasonsmith-lv5my]

Those fumes from the iPad really messed up Jordan's circuits. He started laughing.

[@Prometheus0804]

jason smith He was driven mad from witnessing the murder of a fellow machine right in front of him

[@johnepants]

I love when Jordan breaks at around 6:50. I feel like that’s their actual dynamic for 20 years.

[@TheBlack106]

6:30 been watching these two for years and this is such a lovely moment between them

[@mattm6580]

Conan is the greatest late night host ever. So underappreciated.

[@premier_leaks]

he is NOT underappreciated.. he would have maybe more quantity of viewers and fans if he would STOP being political and Trump (republicans) hater as every other hollywood personality..

[@BlueEyes-WhiteDrag0n]

@@premier_leaks He doesn't comment on political issues, because he doesn't want negativity around his show. There's literally EVERY other Host already talking about trump and hates him..so conan has no need to talk about that, He does comedy not spread hate

[@ramonmarte8576]

@@BlueEyes-WhiteDrag0n i agree Conan just cares about comedy. That guy doesnt know what he's talking about.

[@sleppyjoe4922]

Not true Coco wins easly

[@JT-hs3pe]

I think most ppl with comedic sense would agree that he's the best

[@ugh.idontwanna]

It took the fumes of a punctured lithium ion battery to make Jordan finally laugh.

[@arcon97]

Yea, Conan didn't think that one through before he drilled through the battery.

[@johnquintmatt1986]

Must have fried Jordan's circuitry

[@nomisukeindustries]

Calling Jordan out on the Rolex when he claims he would rather spend money on "experiences" rather than "personal possessions" was brilliant.

[@moondog7694]

hOW DO YOU KNOW IT'S A ROLEX AND NOT SOMETHING ELSE?

[@nomisukeindustries]

Because I can tell.

[@heavymetalboi]

@@moondog7694 most Watch enthusiast can spot that that is a Rolex daytona

[@Abidur_]

It makes me so happy to see Jordan break character

[@travisbaker8607]

They're like Michael Scott and Toby from the office

[@zerjiozerjio]

OMG! I thought the exact same thing!!

[@LifeOfFox]

Dead on comparison lol

[@Sam-jm1nn]

Jordan has a quite a quiet confidence to him though

[@popeye697]

@@Sam-jm1nn Toby, on the other hand, seems depressed and borderline suicidal throughout The Offices run

[@DRACATI-1984]

Hells yes! Except Jordan isn’t such a pushover

[@kevinfromsales6842]

I love it when Jordan smiles

[@schlacko]

Really? You love BOTH of the times he's smiled in his entire life?

[@kevinfromsales6842]

schlacko absolutely lol

[@scottyboy3565]

Obviously he broke character

[@oldhollywoodangels]

it scared me

[@kevinfromsales6842]

Lana Del Slay its such a rare sight! Lol

[@Catinkontti]

1:53 is the best part I think when Jordan just casually graps the stick after Conan has made his long and sarcastic statement.

[@Rio-gf3ez]

The rare moment where Jordan Schlatsky's shows his true smile and their true love relationship appears 6:30

[@kxena2913]

also at 4:46

[@AG-en5y]

I wish they edited that out. I’ve imagined him to be a robot for 15 years and that broke the immersion

[@01nagni]

@@AG-en5y Obviously, they added a smile program into Jordan's mainframe to make us, the audience, believe that he is a bonafide human. But he will not fool an intellectual like me!

[@MEMEcloud]

*New Update from TeamCoco* JordanSchlansky v2.0 *size- 1.4GB* *New Features* 1. Can laugh now 2. More human-like interaction

[@snxdes9535]

MEMEcloud INSERTED FEATURE 3. Can roast

[@marianoyuba3736]

Joker skin available

[@couragedy89]

Bonus activities added to : various activities

[@emmanuellramos777]

The features are actually a bug

[@timtams_6]

@@emmanuellramos777 its the other way around. *The bugs are features* .

[@DenderFriend]

I love this dynamic they have- Conan describes how he is thinking of straight-up murdering Jordan to his face and then Jordan's only response is to correct him for his brain anatomy

[@1rickopotamus]

Jordan knows how to live life to the fullest nd it's beautifull to hear him talk so passionately about what he loves

[@minutemuse]

6:28 _An error has occurred. Unable to stay in character. System will now restart._

[@elyongabriel]

😂😂😂

[@pervZAGGert]

He's not a character. Listen to what Conan said afterwards, it's actually true.

[@Roy-G-Biv]

hysterical!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[@minutemuse]

Z zz Of course he's in character...how else is he supposed to maintain his cover among the human meat sacks?

[@deuceswild117]

Bravo, sir!

[@LifeOfBurhan]

At 4:34 i expected jordan to say: "various duties" 🤣

[@PejicVladimir]

YES, me too

[@TheRealConcertKing]

quabity assuance!

[@hammadali594]

6:38 Jordan is so excited about Italy that he can't contain his excitement.

[@pradeepgurung4783]

Or he was imagining Conan being shredded by lions in the Roman colosseum!

[@crystaltan6471]

Hammad Ali He just can’t wait to try Italian espresso.

[@John_C_J]

He just pictured the tablet exploded in Conan's face sending glass sharpnels through his brain and completely disfiguring his face.

[@lepetitchat123]

Conan's poker face is hilarious

[@c.wdervin5987]

These guys together can never ever get old soooo good!! Please Conan u don’t need a tv show to do more of these remote vids…. Do it with Jordan!! 😂

[@AntumDeluge]

"Suckin' at my teet" got him.

[@MrMedude77]

yes. for the first time I have seen him break the character

[@TheWonderfulBlake]

I love when Conan interrupts Jordan and goes on a funny rant and then after Jordan just continues what he was saying like nothing happened.

[@SmaZeMusic]

6:27 Aww he breaks his character there lol

[@hjacob92]

We must protect that smile!

[@aaphyss1636]

It's an necessary laugh. When someone just destroy your ipad an nothing you can do about it. Conan should be worry about his mental health..

[@sunshine3914]

@@aaphyss1636 He’s laughing because they just survived a very stupid stunt preformed by a Harvard grad.

[@boanstvanov1057]

This is one of the funniest improvs ever. I mean it's amazing how they can produce that much funny bits without a rehearsal or a script. I had tears coming out of my face by the end of it.😂

[@sliceserve234]

All these clips make me wish I had watched Conan's show more. There is comedy gold in Conan's jokes.

[@DaddyKratosOfTheShire]

He smiled 3 times in this video, that's the most I've ever seen him smile in my life

[@yoloswaggins2161]

I imagine jordans wife is exactly like him but with long hair

[@TP-zj2qr]

Maybe she's talkative.

[@paulallen579]

@D K Conan: ”You’re all set to be alone for a week or two?” Jordan’s wife: ”I have various things to keep me occupied for the time being. I could also travel alone.”

[@namaloompakistani1768]

@@TP-zj2qr Two same people can't be the successful couple.

[@user-qk7lh4wl6e]

Yesss

[@user-qk7lh4wl6e]

@D K 😂😂😂😂💀💀💀💀💀💀💀

[@eduardochavez82]

I love how Jordan broke character and they both just start roasting each other 😂. And u can still tell Jordan’s not too far off from the personality he portrays

[@joshmontgomery9942]

Conan’s always been the most funny out of all other shows, he always knows how to be funny at the right moments

[@eihcirarobmas3554]

the sex doll imitation killed me

[@user-rh3ie8no9n]

D L how do you know it was realistic?...

[@elizathefixer674]

Conan: “I paid that guy to kill you” looks into the camera super disappointed. 😂😂😂

[@CaptainHamsters]

Elizathefixer marry me

[@JokerXD14]

When Jordan smiles, an angel loses their wings

[@gerk7238]

They need to do more segments with these two. It’s comedy gold.

[@elementonium]

6:38 First time I saw him laughing.... Now I can't unsee it.

[@THEVIEW-tx5yd]

He broke during Couples Therapy with Conan aswell, check it out.

[@loonylovesgood]

I think a lot of his personality is an exaggeration, lol.

[@purifyx8114]

Of course it is. It's played up for humor.

[@punke10791]

There are older videos where Jordan acts ‘normal’, meaning without his caricature of himself.

[@shivavision8223]

THE VIEW5652 And also once or twice in Italy (Instagram Stories)

[@CLuvTV]

Jordan finally fought back, "you have dry skin" lol

[@Kaervek87]

CLuv He’s a class act. He was holding his punches. :)

[@CLuvTV]

honestly it was creepy to see Jordan smiling

[@shishaceo5204]

CLuv Nah it was cute

[@dannyclub09]

All those years of abuse and that's all he fights back with haha

[@tidegoesin_tidegoesout]

"I complete the tasks assigned to me." LOL

[@unknowntriggers_9760]

Whats so funny

[@Albino382]

@@unknowntriggers_9760 cuz he says that everytime and it turned into a joke

[@jeremyc9593]

He gives the greatest non-answers ever.

[@_birdie]

Jeremy C yes!! very rare to get a straight answer from him haha. it’s priceless.

[@bluebrickwall3207]

Liam - Jordan is brilliant the way he answers without answering. ....it's basic 101 legal advice on how to answer the police. lol

[@Goodknowledge4522]

8:03 that “okay” was Jordan getting ready to go in.