In case you're wondering, here are all places Conan visited in Italy: Dande Losicio Gabiando Lobodidi Savieradanda Montescendo Sitalita Gando Seciendo Silventendi Rondondandi Scontecunda Sanchatito Portava Sanchutti Baharanda Srototototo Rapudi Pota Chapatubidu Santantapata Rapacopa Shanda Pundo Panda Panta Pinda Pande Pu
@majoraxx24275 жыл бұрын
Ty was in Sanchatito and Panda last week. Dope places
@ColinStachowski5 жыл бұрын
@@majoraxx2427 You gotta see Rapudi and Srotototo! You'll fall in love!
@enzyme66495 жыл бұрын
This needs to have more likes
@adarshrai58275 жыл бұрын
Pinda pande pu is an amazing place
@mrfolgers45855 жыл бұрын
Ha you said pu
@chesh1re_cat6 жыл бұрын
Jordan telling Conan that romance is a diverse concept while Conan is pretending to be an inflatable sex doll is just everything beautiful about their relationship in a nutshell
@pietandersen61205 жыл бұрын
CheshireCat Its gotta be a character that he is playin, he cant actually be like that.
@hamiltonatthedisco88235 жыл бұрын
@@pietandersen6120 I do think Jordan is mostly like that. I think he smiles a little more than this, but he could definitely be this "character" as a person.
@joshuafoley70145 жыл бұрын
CheshireCat these are facts wi wi
@joshuafoley70145 жыл бұрын
Hamilton! At The Disco if he wants to be. Very little amount of people have this ability
@IamGibby5 жыл бұрын
I thought the same thing. Really showcased what I would assume their relationship most likely is day to day.
@berimbolo29475 жыл бұрын
Ive never seen him break character until now. Jordan is quite the character.. And conan is just a comic genius.
@shaiknawazofficial41855 жыл бұрын
He did break once during the conversation about not buying a more expensive espresso machine as far as I can remember.
@Alisha-pv1kb5 жыл бұрын
lactose even in the remote episode where they were with the couple therapist
@Kokoism4 жыл бұрын
Tj Hewitt why is that sad?
@lozzylane314 жыл бұрын
Time stamp pls.
@diegobrando16004 жыл бұрын
@@lozzylane31 6:28
@MrDrSnoop3 жыл бұрын
As a fake Italian myself, he’s pretty good at his craft.
@158-i6z3 жыл бұрын
Hahaha I'm gonna take that "fake" label and use that from now on to describe people that try to emulate a culture from the outside.
@exzardoz28512 жыл бұрын
@@158-i6z what's the problem if they like a specific culture
@isiahaf13592 жыл бұрын
@@158-i6z are you just finding out about the word fake or something?
@JaxLittles2 жыл бұрын
@@158-i6z uhhhh yeah. That's what people call people who do that. Lmao. Who is this kid
@aididdat1749 Жыл бұрын
@@JaxLittles a fake kid
@angeldoemer82635 жыл бұрын
Can you imagine what Jordans wife is like? Jordan " I am going to Italy.." Wife "OK enjoy the various activities."
@mrblaoblao69815 жыл бұрын
"...and don't forget to pack your Norelco Body Groomer"
@Liam-jy7yi5 жыл бұрын
Enjoy that romantic moment alone
@marianoyuba37365 жыл бұрын
Do not forget to prepare your body in various ways
@baldwinivofjerusalem475 жыл бұрын
His wife is Emma aka Conan 😂
@shapes94955 жыл бұрын
Mariano Yuba damn you beat me to it
@QRSC-fh2ob5 жыл бұрын
I love it when Jordan gets interrupted by Conan and then resumes his train of thought totally ignoring Conan's shenanigans 😂😂😂
@celia-ov6rm4 жыл бұрын
True :)
@Gravydog3164 жыл бұрын
that's nice. so, like I was saying, Conan & Jordan should have their own reality show.
@tristan78444 жыл бұрын
QRS3C273 lolll me too!!!! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
@AleksandarIvanov694 жыл бұрын
That's the proper response to children
@roguesheep30834 жыл бұрын
Any real friend does this.
@jojodeguzman10935 жыл бұрын
"It's a quick conversation".Now that's a good marriage 😁
@fastica5 жыл бұрын
Also known as couple without kids.
@zeeblue12205 жыл бұрын
She’s probably used to it given how many times he’s been to Italy.
@glo10055 жыл бұрын
If only a lot of marriages where like that, but yea you know.
@911shan5 жыл бұрын
Well it's a quick conversation on this occasion because it's going to be filmed with Jordan showing his favorite places in Italy to Conan with a camera crew and everything. I bet not all conversations of his travels are "quick". No one lives in a fantasy land like that, it's marriage after all lol
@saeta5 жыл бұрын
Is either a really good one, or a really bad one where none actually care about the other
@jcarlovitch Жыл бұрын
The greatest part of Jodan always saying he completes various tasks is the fact that that is literally the Google definition of associate producer.
@apeters1285 Жыл бұрын
In one of those remotes explaining his job title he’s actually wearing a Google Tshirt 😂
@gemgem24able6 жыл бұрын
wow. they upgraded jordan's system. he can laugh now!
@andreafranco55516 жыл бұрын
gemmy2492 new update. But it's beta tester because that smile is so strange
@terry-zZ6 жыл бұрын
but he does not know the right moment to use it
@Filipe10206 жыл бұрын
It's the new Jordan Schlansky 2.0 - 2018 Edition.
@whitehuayra6 жыл бұрын
AI's come along way
@lichtishlogistics6 жыл бұрын
I thought it was just malfunctioning.
@Longshot_NYC4 жыл бұрын
"That's not where speech is controlled." The ultimate comeback.
@RobinBarr12 күн бұрын
LOLOLOLOL!!!!!! This is hilarioius!
@michaelkayser41947 күн бұрын
He's right too, it's the temporal gyrus
@positronicreflex.5 жыл бұрын
Conan: I paid that guy to kill you Jordan: I see
@greatgodpan50014 жыл бұрын
BaKu wiTSaUcE god isnt real so no
@lillyanne72774 жыл бұрын
*gentle head nod*
@Agent-jp2hm4 жыл бұрын
I always thought Jordon was an assassin before joining the Conan team
@aeuihatlilordofthevoid78793 жыл бұрын
@@Agent-jp2hm Jordan*
@TriStar4419 күн бұрын
It’s been 5 years and I’m your 5,000th like. How apropos
@richale22353 жыл бұрын
"I prefer experiences rather than materialistic-" "Nice watch, by the way." Conan is the best. 😂
@user-be5qg7mr1s3 жыл бұрын
LMAO
@AS-bp2zr3 жыл бұрын
30k rolex 🤣
@user-be5qg7mr1s3 жыл бұрын
@@AS-bp2zr I like how he taps it
@chajang72923 жыл бұрын
Conan is truly a genius I will miss him
@PureGarbageWithCheese2 жыл бұрын
I prefer pizza than pasta but I will sometimes order pasta ya know?
@johnsmithee66606 жыл бұрын
He's been saying it for years but no one believed him...Jordan Schlansky is a deeply emotional man
@ducheswannabe6 жыл бұрын
he can be moved to tears by a warm sunlight on his face
@johnsmithee66606 жыл бұрын
he can also feel the sunlight penetrating his being
@klausweasley6 жыл бұрын
I bet his being WAS penetrated.
@oliviawinkler66846 жыл бұрын
duchesswannabe no that’s just the sun irritating your eyes
@zarazen81106 жыл бұрын
lol@your pic
@makismakiavelis57184 жыл бұрын
5:16 Notice how as soon as Schlansky say's the word "material" O'Brien's eyes dart around rapidly, scanning his "opponent's" body like a comedic automaton. In less than a second he notices Schlansky's expensive watch and he has already formulated a nice burn. Who is the robot here?
@rajarshibarman3344 жыл бұрын
Man, he has some of the best and quick wit reponses
@cooldebendra4 жыл бұрын
Isnt all this scripted?
@gucciskins3824 жыл бұрын
@@cooldebendra no
@faisal33984 жыл бұрын
@@cooldebendra no, Conan is just that good.
@mathori-1334 жыл бұрын
20+ years of comedic experience
@schec10155 жыл бұрын
"I complete the tasks, assigned to me." That got me
@nickz58495 жыл бұрын
I want to say that to my boss and see what happens lmfao
@jackielynne76exaxtly864 жыл бұрын
schec1015 evidently he does annnnnd he’s a dam good sport about Conan being Conan
@soulpenguin4 жыл бұрын
"Various tasks must be completed in order for the show to operate at it's maximum compasity. If I do my job correctly you'll never know I'm here" JS Heard him say that no joke
@grzyruth92054 жыл бұрын
I mean, in essence that is what work is, of course there is more autonomy involved
@Memorex9964 жыл бұрын
"I have various logistical tasks"
@rajatmitra26612 жыл бұрын
Doesn't laugh at Conan's jokes, Laughs at his silence. LEGEND
@arduous222 Жыл бұрын
But please, imagine: one day Conan just run into you, proceeds to stare at you with little facial expression for 5 mins. Can you not laugh?
@dragonsdynamite64035 ай бұрын
His childish, annoying attempts at humour aren’t jokes.
@ljavalera8183 ай бұрын
those beady eyes 😂
@jackinthebox18172 ай бұрын
After inhaling that lithium
@WatchGeek6 жыл бұрын
Conan is a genius, but Jordan has such perfect timing and tone that I think he is even funnier.but they do look like they were made for each other!!!
@awakenDeepBlue6 жыл бұрын
Jordan is the perfect straight man to Conan.
@josevallejojr26946 жыл бұрын
jordan is funny in bits, but doubt he can carry a comedic show for 25yrs like conan
@drServitis5 жыл бұрын
Conan's father is a medical doctor who also teaches at Harvard Medical School and Conan doesn't even know which part of the brain controls speech???
@nataliexu56245 жыл бұрын
@@drServitis well your father being a doctor doesn't immediately give you the knowledge.
@drServitis5 жыл бұрын
@@nataliexu5624 Conan graduated from HARVARD UNIVERSITY. Every liberal arts degree in the United States requires a basic knowledge of the human brain, and a Harvard liberal arts degree is among the most demanding of any of the schools in America. Not to mention as said that Conan's father taught medicine at Harvard University and his mother was a lawyer.
@stephencodekas37456 жыл бұрын
they need to bring his wife onto a scene one day. im so intrigued by the type of woman that would marry a fake Italian.
@_birdie5 жыл бұрын
Stephen Codekas haha yesssss. and he’s pretty obsessed w all things Japanese as well....😆
@shortaybrown5 жыл бұрын
PRACHI VAKHARIA - how was that European “ warmth and sensibility “ from 1939-1945 ?
@AlbertoGarcia-bx4nq5 жыл бұрын
@@shortaybrown the people who survived and help others in that terrible experience ! Every country can be warm, but she ments the tipe of warm of italian culture, not better not worse but different !
@johnlabute60515 жыл бұрын
Fake Italian and fake Japanese, check out the Conan and Jordan dining at the Japanese restaurant, when Jordan pours Conan some sake' and says it is custom to reciprocate. Conan's reaction is priceless.
@o.a.475 жыл бұрын
John LaBute not to mention “I CAN GET TO MACCHIO”
@Chef_Freddy6954 жыл бұрын
As an italian I am impressed by Jordan's knowledge of all the italian regions and their exact location.
@QYXP4 жыл бұрын
Well, he been there at least 25 times after all haha
@fvnt0miix9534 жыл бұрын
I don’t understand why you’re impressed by that robot. He is programmed to know Italy better than Italians 😂😂
@jewlz914 жыл бұрын
The one on the Right is Conan Not Jordan
@Andarovin4 жыл бұрын
How about the way Conan perfectly lists off all the fake Italian locations??? Did you know they were fake?
@davec36514 жыл бұрын
I really wanna visit Suppa Nintendi.
@comfortable.and.furious Жыл бұрын
The way Jordan waits for Conan to finish making fun of his "qualifying himself" then immediately takes the pointer back and continues like nothing happened is legendary
@terriz.2981 Жыл бұрын
My favorite part
@CommentPoster104 жыл бұрын
They're a perfect combo. Conan tells 100 jokes a minute and Jordan reacts to none of them.
@ThwipThwipBoom Жыл бұрын
tru
@edibleapeman Жыл бұрын
He is Conan's foil, almost precisely mirroring a weird inversion of the Batman/Joker dynamic. Papers could be written about these two.
@pablot-r9402 Жыл бұрын
Relatable, too. Within all of us are varying degrees of Conan and Schlansky.
@pablot-r9402 Жыл бұрын
@@edibleapeman I always like to think there's varying degrees of Conan & Schlansky in all of us that helps make their chemistry so relatable. Many of us can be entertaining, goofy, and downright childish, but as responsible adults, we're also attentive, aware, and trying our best to be educated, knowledgeable and professional when needed. Seems between these guys, we get the whole spectrum, and we literally can't lose when these two are talking to each other.
@axelorsal95838 ай бұрын
Yet out of all the jokes Conan throws, Jordan broke by Conan's stares.
@mightymorphingmemory61784 жыл бұрын
Jordan's wife: Are you cheating on me??? Jordan: My life consists of various activities and pleasures.
@tristan78444 жыл бұрын
Mighty Morphing Memory lolllll
@yojirex63744 жыл бұрын
I care for my body in a variety ways
@christianpina77094 жыл бұрын
“I’ve been in various entanglements”
@POTUS4954 жыл бұрын
Ohoh
@travelfoodielove4 жыл бұрын
Lmfao
@Polo-rp9hk6 жыл бұрын
1:25 when Conan just rambles fake Italian city names like a maniac for 30 whole seconds and Jordon just continues like nothing, I died xD
@Shane-ju7op5 жыл бұрын
Jordan all round Comedic ability is on point.
@Nightowl3335 жыл бұрын
That’s my favorite part lol
@12shivansh5 жыл бұрын
I died xD,I died xD,I died xD,I died xD,I died xD,I died xD,I died xD,I died xD,I died xD,I died xD,I died xD,I died xD,I died xD,I died xD,I died xD,I died xD,I died xD,I died xD.
@traurigesland46225 жыл бұрын
Some of them really sounded like italian towns
@magnushyenna15745 жыл бұрын
You didnt died. When you die you will know. Trust me. You stupid fool
@doctorsuave3 жыл бұрын
Jordan’s such a good dude that the only thing he criticized about Conan’s face is an easily fixable skin care thing, as opposed to actually criticizing his appearance.
@AD-eg9cw2 жыл бұрын
Confident people like to raise the confidence of others.
@doctorsuave2 жыл бұрын
@@AD-eg9cw well put
@AD-eg9cw2 жыл бұрын
@@doctorsuave Thank you
@beastinthesky67742 жыл бұрын
Watch their dinner at Jordan's favorite restaurant, he tells Conan he looked disgusting in 2002, lol.
@mediocreman22 жыл бұрын
Good dude? Guy looks like he's ready to break out into a serial killer at the drop of a hat.
@MEMEcloud5 жыл бұрын
*New Update from TeamCoco* JordanSchlansky v2.0 *size- 1.4GB* *New Features* 1. Can laugh now 2. More human-like interaction
@snxdes95355 жыл бұрын
MEMEcloud INSERTED FEATURE 3. Can roast
@marianoyuba37365 жыл бұрын
Joker skin available
@couragedy895 жыл бұрын
Bonus activities added to : various activities
@emmanuellramos7774 жыл бұрын
The features are actually a bug
@timtams_64 жыл бұрын
@@emmanuellramos777 its the other way around. *The bugs are features* .
@Doitallgp4 жыл бұрын
“My picture is hanging on the wall in the restaurant“ “is it for passing bad checks?“
@poopace4 жыл бұрын
bag checks
@zachs6524 жыл бұрын
Rerin YL A bounced check is a check thats revoked because there’s insufficient funds in the bank account
@d.s.parentsr65024 жыл бұрын
@Rerin YL - It is a small paper document with instruction, relevant information and authorization for a merchant's bank to draw funds in payment for product(s) and or service(s) from an account at a customer's bank wherein funds are insufficient to honor the amount owed. [Now read it again in Jordan's voice]
@Gobbbbb4 жыл бұрын
Why can no one spell cheque?
@jennibudde83584 жыл бұрын
@Cassus Belli and "bounce" back from your bank to the business
@annelisejr6 жыл бұрын
My first time seeing Jordan smile!!! My life is complete
@singularity420696 жыл бұрын
Annelise Jr you haven't watched enough conan yet
@dkyk006 жыл бұрын
Why does Jordan's laughter make me so uncomfortable? It kinda freaked me out
@kiribundi6 жыл бұрын
Kristian Channel a lot of remotes are not even available outside of the US... It sucks being Canadian. Sorry for my language. Well, it just sucks for that part, but you guys got other fish to fry.
@shashisingh-og8hy6 жыл бұрын
first time he broke character more like
@michaeldemorit95996 жыл бұрын
Look at the "sketch" where they are at couples therapy, Jordan really struggles there...
@kisubags4373 жыл бұрын
“That’s not where speech is controlled”. Conan looked like he wanted to kill him. I love them.
@timothypark56614 жыл бұрын
ive watched this video like 5 times already and it is clear that jordan is the happiest in this video and in the entire italy series than in any other video recorded. you can see the obvious excitement and a small spark of fire in his cold lifeless eyes
@definitelynosebreather2 жыл бұрын
yeah, especially comparing with how pissed off he was in the coffee episode 😂
@shravan10052 жыл бұрын
His programing can't comprehend this immense stimulation and he's wires are frying making his facial "tissues" act weird
@Jazzygirl5 Жыл бұрын
@@shravan1005lmao that's what made him smile like the joker. Honestly it's obvious jordan is a super nervous unconfident person and is just hiding it and overcompensating
@stevemuzak8526 Жыл бұрын
It's like when a shark notice his pray. It's same spark of fire in his cold black lifeless eyes.
@alpur2148 ай бұрын
You do know it's an act, right? He broke character toward the end
@joeys42896 жыл бұрын
Conan really shines in these segments, comic genius.
@thathandleistakentrythisone6 жыл бұрын
Dodo Bird he shines coz hes so white. They have to powder him up pretty good before a taping
@robertdavis41926 жыл бұрын
Jordan's a great stone faced partner though too
@Bitshitter6 жыл бұрын
Dodo Bird - he's a comedian who went to Harvard University, so he would have to be....
@donaldchump50246 жыл бұрын
Because it's not scripted (I think). Conan is wonderful when he is being spontaneous. Sadly, most of his show isn't.
@cthomas0256 жыл бұрын
Conan is, without question, the best of the late night hosts when it comes to improv.
@joselopez81166 жыл бұрын
These two together are comedy gold!! 😂😂😂😂😂😂
@holdtrue20215 жыл бұрын
😂
@JosephDeLosSantos-t3m5 жыл бұрын
They’re like bevis and butthead 😂
@Nati4Truth Жыл бұрын
I hope that they will get together again for another trip !! Miss it a lot
@mjn245 Жыл бұрын
Straight guy plus ridiculous guy is a timeless and epic combination. These two do it better than almost anyone.
@AuthenTech6 жыл бұрын
That was the best blow-up-doll imitation I've ever seen, well done, Conan!
@blitzipanik47066 жыл бұрын
AuthenTech - Ben Schmanke and ive seen many!
@JITCompilation6 жыл бұрын
he's had much experience
@lawrencefisherward36 жыл бұрын
At first I didn't get it. That was funny as hell.
@annala29566 жыл бұрын
I was watching this while eating lunch. I almost choked to death.
@verslalchimie58246 жыл бұрын
Just had an idea - Sleep Number blow-up dolls!
@Adi-fw5xz6 жыл бұрын
Seeing jordan cracking up in this video has to be the Highlight of 2018!
@lukewalker48136 жыл бұрын
Aditya I was like omg another emotion!
@Stoney-Jacksman6 жыл бұрын
I feel bad for you. And im in prison..plus suffer from depression.
@anneyeong3336 жыл бұрын
Aditya YYAAASSSSSSS
@ch3no2freak6 жыл бұрын
Aditya there is hope for man kind once again
@Ninjer896 жыл бұрын
Conan was saying the best lines and what finally got him? When he shut up.
@TheRubberStudiosASMR6 жыл бұрын
I really understand Jordan. Travelling alone is one of the best ways to appreciate a location.
@lukew21946 жыл бұрын
Yeah, they got hookers all over the world.
@jacasforever6 жыл бұрын
Italian escorts are the best lol
@Raza_mcgaza6 жыл бұрын
Luke W i like the way you think
@alicen26106 жыл бұрын
The only thing good about going with someone else is having someone to talk to and take photos with but I am sure if you plan ahead enough, you can find someone or service locally who offers some sort of daily travel buddy or something like that. If you go enough to the same areas like Jordan, you can also potentially develop some friends who can meet up with you. A potential downside to going with a gf/bf is they may want to be in a lot of the photos with you and think it is rude if you are not including them, but if you ever break up, you then have a bunch of photos where you are in the photo with your ex.
@TheToneBender6 жыл бұрын
Yeah, but a great location is the best way to appreciate the people you're with
@MusicMike512 Жыл бұрын
5:21 watched this clip a million times and just noticed Jordan actually says thank you when Conan sarcastically compliments his watch
@bryantinobalingit71724 жыл бұрын
I love jordan when he broke out his character. Laughing out with Conan. This defines he's a real human.
@LeonardeMarco4 жыл бұрын
or that he had a recent Software Update.
@tentardigrades9682 жыл бұрын
So he can't laugh? Everyone always references him laughing occasionally as evidence that he's doing some character. Like, how is that proof of anything?
@DiaNne31 Жыл бұрын
@@tentardigrades968 i really cant figure u being a real human being, someone that sad and unhumourous cant possibly exist but apparently im very wrong
@lewisham Жыл бұрын
How is that breaking character?
@MrJellyfishGuy10 ай бұрын
He has studied the normal human behaviors for a long time now.
@Lunr-rd7ob5 жыл бұрын
Jordan: "I prefer to spend my money on experiences instead of material possessions..." Conan: "Nice watch btw" LMFAO 😂
@pj1014 жыл бұрын
With the stitch
@mattihanhineva88414 жыл бұрын
rolex daytona 116500ln in case anyone is wondering
@shivensankalia39674 жыл бұрын
@@mattihanhineva8841 At which point can you see it clearly ??
@jayb____4 жыл бұрын
@@shivensankalia3967 It's easier to see in other segments.
@posrendelkan47114 жыл бұрын
I love it when Jordan gets interrupted by Conan and then resumes his train of thought totally ignoring Conan's shenanigans 😂😂😂
@Rico-wp7dg6 жыл бұрын
6:29 he cracks! HE FINALLY CRACKS!
@Irraptured6 жыл бұрын
He's cracked before, in the counseling video
@TheTommy98986 жыл бұрын
Pop tarts man
@ayayron32786 жыл бұрын
I promise 6:29 made my YEAR!!!!!
@Unz3606 жыл бұрын
He also cracked a smile at 4:47, when Conan said 'suckin at my teet'
@Rico-wp7dg6 жыл бұрын
Same here A arron lol
@RobotMetalhead2 жыл бұрын
I died when Conan tried to rib Jordan about breaking and laughing, and Jordan turned it into ribbing Conan about his face and dry skin. That's a top-tier deflection lmao.
@MrMiD.Life.Crisis4 жыл бұрын
"You're not going to tell your wife?" "im all set". Jordan is such a legend.
@skoomawizard3 жыл бұрын
It’s a quick conversation
@bellamarley94553 жыл бұрын
True
@MrMiD.Life.Crisis3 жыл бұрын
@john templeplatein reality I would agree with you. But this is for laughs! I'm sure no wives, nor blow up dolls were affected in the making of this video. It just makes me laugh how they've developed Jordans character. Especially when you see this compared to the outtakes. My girlfriend is definitely used to and I guess must like how random and spontaneous I am. Or maybe tolerates it until I grow up? Hope you're good.
@garysandhu91623 жыл бұрын
@john templeplate 0
@gigid96063 жыл бұрын
its a quick conversation, lol.
@hammadali5946 жыл бұрын
Wow, it looks like Conan's team programmed the robot, Jordan Schlansky, to exhibit emotions such as laughter at 6:34 It's amazing how far technology has come.
@mirza63996 жыл бұрын
Hammad Ali wah bhai 2 top comments 😂 laga rai !
@shyko856 жыл бұрын
Elon Musk warned us abut this...
@rksmehul6 жыл бұрын
Yo Archimedes , what's up?
@alexxx9806 жыл бұрын
Hammad Ali nice one dude😂
@acmills3475 жыл бұрын
"TELL ME, WHATS WRONG WITH MY FACE, OR NO ITALY"
@BeachBumm4U5 жыл бұрын
Ash Mills 😂😂😂 I can’t stop laughing at this.
@wolverineiscool71615 жыл бұрын
and Jordan immediately proceeds to tell him LOL That's how much he loves Italy
@happymichieworriah88814 жыл бұрын
Didhe say dryy
@PajamCam4 жыл бұрын
"GO ON! FRECKLES!"
@amitbenhur37224 жыл бұрын
I like that part so much
@perfectbreakfast3 жыл бұрын
"that's not where speech is controlled" most glorious Jordan moment of all time
@drunkensailor112 Жыл бұрын
Yes. It's 5-0 right there
@pablot-r9402 Жыл бұрын
Jordan is always actively listening and isn't simply waiting for his turn to talk.
@deanmacey355411 ай бұрын
Amazing moment 😂
@CatatonicImperfect4 ай бұрын
a quick Google search suggests "Brocca's Area" in the left prefrontal cortex, kinda at the temple, is associated with speech production and articulation. there's additional areas responsible for motor control and cognitive functions. it seems like conans stick would indeed miss most of these. then again, jordan schlansky's brain might be put together differently than a normal human's brain.
@joeboxerrr4 жыл бұрын
watching this back, it really makes me happy because you know that Jordan's "breaking character" was because he's so excited to get to go to Italy and to show Conan and everyone how cool it is to him
@longebane Жыл бұрын
It's not even a character, that's just him. He does sometimes focus more on his antagonizing side, but it's not an act
@KingOfMadCows6 жыл бұрын
Jordan laughed because he inhaled all that toxic gas from the destroyed tablet.
@GuidelineSalt6 жыл бұрын
KingOfMadCows That's how robots get high.
@finalmasquerade6 жыл бұрын
Maybe it was filled with laughing gas 🤔🤔🤔 lol
@AV-gz1bu6 жыл бұрын
I was wondering how that happened, good explanation.
@ngultrum16 жыл бұрын
He did laugh in the councelling show
@alicialaili6 жыл бұрын
KingOfMadCows a-l
@Salam99-16 жыл бұрын
This is the most alive I've seen Jordan - he's beginning to smile occasionally. Give it thirty more years with Conan and he'll be almost human.
@ln79296 жыл бұрын
The new jodern model is still built with a slow learning A.I
@dylanzukosky86563 жыл бұрын
I’m just here rewatching all the old videos after his final episode 😢
@romangeneral233 жыл бұрын
Same, I just hope these videos are not taken down once he moves to HBO!
@rckandeggroll3 жыл бұрын
Me too
@namaloompakistani17683 жыл бұрын
@@romangeneral23 What do you mean?
@romangeneral233 жыл бұрын
@@namaloompakistani1768 Conan left TBS. He is going to HBO
@namaloompakistani17683 жыл бұрын
@@romangeneral23 Will the show continue?
@luwado6 жыл бұрын
HE LAUGHED HE LAUGHED HE LAUGHED HE LAUGHED HE LAUGHED
@hoaxlayer6 жыл бұрын
He didn't laugh. Turns out the smoke from that burning tablet affected his circuitry and made his facial structure show something similar to a human emotion.
@raburto89846 жыл бұрын
Luqman Wadood lul
@daslynnter98416 жыл бұрын
First time he broke character!
@thecoolclonedude26 жыл бұрын
Daslynnter nah, he did it often in the older ones
@KarinaCastilloPurple6 жыл бұрын
+Daslynnter In the episode of Couples Conselling they hug at the end and he laugh XD
@mr.chipwhitley87706 жыл бұрын
" *Thousands* and *thousands* of hours of entertainment watched my *hundreds* and *hundreds* of people" LMAO!!! Conan's self-deprecating humor is just something else! 😂 😂 😂 😂
@088mojo6 жыл бұрын
5:09
@SundaraRamanR6 жыл бұрын
Stop praising your own stage persona, Mr Chip Whitley.
@Jelly-ij2pw5 жыл бұрын
He just drilled a lithium Ion battery and almost set the building on fire
@danepotmo25135 жыл бұрын
That's how babies are made
@iggsGH4 жыл бұрын
Like wow! I think they probably stopped filming to take it out after they realised
@andrewt63384 жыл бұрын
Thank you! I thought I was the only occurred to me.
@simple_networks4 жыл бұрын
D&Darkrai as dangerous as that was, I laughed through the whole thing
@shobhit19974 жыл бұрын
I was shocked when he started drilling the iPad. Lithium ion batteries are very dangerous if punctured
@raccoon32713 жыл бұрын
Jordan is the most, “I go to Italy during the summer”, American I’ve ever seen.
@CezaMVO6 жыл бұрын
Jordan finally snapped. He railed into Conan towards the end. “You have dry skin”. That was brutal.
@victorhuertas46856 жыл бұрын
no one can push Conan's buttons like Jordan
@CezaMVO6 жыл бұрын
Victor Huertas without even trying ha
@strangewayfaringstranger6 жыл бұрын
I think they both clearly push each other's buttons haha. But Jordan is the master of letting things slide off of him.
@9robz6 жыл бұрын
That's not Jordan. I think Jordan died in the Vespa accident. This is an imposter. Jordan doesn't laugh. It's impossible cause he wasn't human.
@strangewayfaringstranger6 жыл бұрын
Haha this is clearly an error in his programming. *Initiate maniacal laughter. ERROR ERROR DEFLECT DEFLECT*
@Filiolus5 жыл бұрын
"Nice watch, by the way. *tap tap tap*" Man, conan is quick.
@iamcurious17615 жыл бұрын
I couldn't understand this part tho😂
@huohization5 жыл бұрын
@@iamcurious1761 Jordan says he's not into material stuff and Conan points out he's wearing a Rolex watch.
@jubihi77855 жыл бұрын
That actually might be a Rolex daytona, i have noticed jordan wearing that a few times. Conan must pay him a lot lol.
@maurob85864 жыл бұрын
Filiolus Rolex Daytona white dial. Worth at this time around 14k
@mura04 жыл бұрын
@@maurob8586 14K used. New is close to 30K
@stephenj11186 жыл бұрын
Omg Jordan finally cracked
@Trackrace295826 жыл бұрын
stephen jang he cracked a little when bought the coffee machine
@recca76 жыл бұрын
of all things to do it, i didn't find a drill to his ipad all that funny, but everything else i was just dying...how did he not crack at that blowup impersonation
@dingle_burry6 жыл бұрын
much like conans dry skin
@macetenchu6 жыл бұрын
stephen jang ikr!
@wisdomleader856 жыл бұрын
That probably happens once a year like his birthday though.
@gerk72383 жыл бұрын
They need to do more segments with these two. It’s comedy gold.
@weston4074 жыл бұрын
conan's self-deprecating style of humor is on another level and is extremely appealing - being able to laugh at himself makes him so incredibly relateable
@definitelynosebreather2 жыл бұрын
thousands and thousands of hours of entertainment watched by hundreds and hundreds of people
@joeyblogsy2 жыл бұрын
Well yeah he is a world class professional entertainer with a degree from Harvard, not that surprising 🤷♂️
@kevinfromsales68426 жыл бұрын
I love it when Jordan smiles
@schlacko6 жыл бұрын
Really? You love BOTH of the times he's smiled in his entire life?
@kevinfromsales68426 жыл бұрын
schlacko absolutely lol
@scottyboy35656 жыл бұрын
Obviously he broke character
@oldhollywoodangels6 жыл бұрын
it scared me
@kevinfromsales68426 жыл бұрын
Lana Del Slay its such a rare sight! Lol
@minutemuse6 жыл бұрын
6:28 _An error has occurred. Unable to stay in character. System will now restart._
@elyongabriel6 жыл бұрын
😂😂😂
@pervZAGGert6 жыл бұрын
He's not a character. Listen to what Conan said afterwards, it's actually true.
Z zz Of course he's in character...how else is he supposed to maintain his cover among the human meat sacks?
@deuceswild1176 жыл бұрын
Bravo, sir!
@kaisebastianwunder39183 жыл бұрын
You see Jordan sometimes boiling inside, because of Conans destructive and mad behaviour, but he still behaves well and stays calm. I have very much respect for Jordan.
@astrovenus83456 жыл бұрын
3:45 best burn ever by Jordan! 😂😂😂 "That's not where speech is controlled" @jaredmc
@themanwithnoname31455 жыл бұрын
though it is where speech is controlled, just googled it
@yathatschris27065 жыл бұрын
@@themanwithnoname3145 nah he is right handed it seems (his watch is on his left wrist) so his broca's area would likely be in the left hemisphere of the brain. not the right
@themanwithnoname31455 жыл бұрын
@@yathatschris2706 bruhhhhhhhhh it is still controlled over there, i get what you are saying that, but the study wasnt stuided by left hand people it was by right so it is still where it is controlled i understand where you are coming from
@flawlessduck52445 жыл бұрын
Technically, speech is controlled everywhere in the brain
@gn011676615 жыл бұрын
The best part is where Jordan ignored Conan's murder imagination and simply replied "That's not where speech is controlled"
@jasonsmith-lv5my6 жыл бұрын
Those fumes from the iPad really messed up Jordan's circuits. He started laughing.
@Prometheus08046 жыл бұрын
jason smith He was driven mad from witnessing the murder of a fellow machine right in front of him
@fetchmeastorm36706 жыл бұрын
Jordan: "Romance is a diverse concept..." Conan: :O
@1rickopotamus3 жыл бұрын
Jordan knows how to live life to the fullest nd it's beautifull to hear him talk so passionately about what he loves
@mattm65804 жыл бұрын
Conan is the greatest late night host ever. So underappreciated.
@premier_leaks4 жыл бұрын
he is NOT underappreciated.. he would have maybe more quantity of viewers and fans if he would STOP being political and Trump (republicans) hater as every other hollywood personality..
@BlueEyes-WhiteDrag0n4 жыл бұрын
@@premier_leaks He doesn't comment on political issues, because he doesn't want negativity around his show. There's literally EVERY other Host already talking about trump and hates him..so conan has no need to talk about that, He does comedy not spread hate
@ramonmarte85763 жыл бұрын
@@BlueEyes-WhiteDrag0n i agree Conan just cares about comedy. That guy doesnt know what he's talking about.
@sleppyjoe49223 жыл бұрын
Not true Coco wins easly
@JT-hs3pe3 жыл бұрын
I think most ppl with comedic sense would agree that he's the best
@hashi_tang6 жыл бұрын
firstly, dang he actually drilled into the tablet. second, holy crap, Jordan finally broke his character in these skits!!! :D amazing
@liamanderson87896 жыл бұрын
Hashii Tang it's not a character, that's just how he is.
@TimeAndDateAndName6 жыл бұрын
Pretty sure it was a prop - too much smoke shooting out comically...
@harrier3316 жыл бұрын
No, that is what happens when moisture enters into a LiPo battery.
@wooza59196 жыл бұрын
hes done it before
@LT16 жыл бұрын
Nah those things will straight shoot out fire.
@merica72914 жыл бұрын
Jordan: “My picture is hanging on the wall there” Conan: “Is it for passing bad checks?” 😂😂😂
@serendipity67202 жыл бұрын
Mr. Moseby did you marry Robin sherbatsky?
@merica72912 жыл бұрын
@@serendipity6720 why don’t you go marry some bitches
@ethanporto17452 жыл бұрын
“You’re not going to tell your wife?” “I’m all set” As a married man, I’d say Jordan is a legend for that. 😂😂
@Anthony-zt1zs Жыл бұрын
😂 😂
@ratlakmin Жыл бұрын
He ain't nobody's bit*ch. Need to get things straight before you put that ring on.
@ethanporto1745 Жыл бұрын
@@ratlakmin Communicating with your spouse is not being a bitch.
@ratlakmin Жыл бұрын
@@ethanporto1745 yeah for sure. All I m saying is that even if she whines over your spontaneous decision to travel. Just you do you.
@ahmed.abdelaleem Жыл бұрын
@@ratlakminincel giving relationship advices lol
@TheBlack1066 жыл бұрын
6:30 been watching these two for years and this is such a lovely moment between them
@Abidur_6 жыл бұрын
It makes me so happy to see Jordan break character
@Lucca_not_Lucas5 жыл бұрын
4:46 HE LAUGHED! HE ACTUALLY LAUGHED!!!! 6:26 HE did it agaain!!!
@punkrockdavid4 жыл бұрын
His deadpan know it allism is half him and half an act. It’s awesome to see when he breaks it and reminds us he’s still a human lol
@user-vc5rp7nf8f3 жыл бұрын
it's funnier when he doesn't laugh though, like in the couples counselling he did with conan
@JohnDoe-vr3ey3 жыл бұрын
Italy brings life to him
@Anabeausoleil Жыл бұрын
I like that as soon as Jordan laughed Conan started cracking up too. You can tell they’re good friends and respect each other
@yoloswaggins21614 жыл бұрын
I imagine jordans wife is exactly like him but with long hair
@TP-zj2qr3 жыл бұрын
Maybe she's talkative.
@paulallen5793 жыл бұрын
@D K Conan: ”You’re all set to be alone for a week or two?” Jordan’s wife: ”I have various things to keep me occupied for the time being. I could also travel alone.”
@namaloompakistani17683 жыл бұрын
@@TP-zj2qr Two same people can't be the successful couple.
@user-qk7lh4wl6e3 жыл бұрын
Yesss
@user-qk7lh4wl6e3 жыл бұрын
@D K 😂😂😂😂💀💀💀💀💀💀💀
@elizathefixer6746 жыл бұрын
Conan: “I paid that guy to kill you” looks into the camera super disappointed. 😂😂😂
@CaptainHamsters6 жыл бұрын
Elizathefixer marry me
@ATRization6 жыл бұрын
Jordan: “ I prefer to spend my money on experiences rather than material possessions.” Conan: “Nice watch by the way.” 😂😂😂😂😂😂
@baderaldhaian55203 жыл бұрын
“Remember when this was on the cover of douche weekly?!” That was impossible 🤣
@Abidur_6 жыл бұрын
When Conan asked Jordan why is he laughing, then Jordan acted like he kid and reversed it by asking him the same question 😂
@Elliott13145 жыл бұрын
Yes!!!! Lmao it was Jordan's version of "no u"
@neiv106 жыл бұрын
The description: "Conan surprises fake Italian" 😂😂
@elementonium6 жыл бұрын
6:38 First time I saw him laughing.... Now I can't unsee it.
@THEVIEW-tx5yd6 жыл бұрын
He broke during Couples Therapy with Conan aswell, check it out.
@loonylovesgood6 жыл бұрын
I think a lot of his personality is an exaggeration, lol.
@purifyx81146 жыл бұрын
Of course it is. It's played up for humor.
@punke107916 жыл бұрын
There are older videos where Jordan acts ‘normal’, meaning without his caricature of himself.
@shivavision82236 жыл бұрын
THE VIEW5652 And also once or twice in Italy (Instagram Stories)
@c.wdervin59872 жыл бұрын
These guys together can never ever get old soooo good!! Please Conan u don’t need a tv show to do more of these remote vids…. Do it with Jordan!! 😂
@eihcirarobmas35546 жыл бұрын
OK I am totally gonna rewatch this so many more times in the future.
@catgoesmewow73896 жыл бұрын
Eihcir Arobmas *SAME*
@mariachavez50186 жыл бұрын
Eihcir Arobmas Yeah, me too.
@travisbaker86076 жыл бұрын
They're like Michael Scott and Toby from the office
@zerjiozerjio5 жыл бұрын
OMG! I thought the exact same thing!!
@LifeOfFox5 жыл бұрын
Dead on comparison lol
@Sam-jm1nn5 жыл бұрын
Jordan has a quite a quiet confidence to him though
@popeye6975 жыл бұрын
@@Sam-jm1nn Toby, on the other hand, seems depressed and borderline suicidal throughout The Offices run
@DRACATI-19845 жыл бұрын
Hells yes! Except Jordan isn’t such a pushover
@DaddyKratosOfTheShire5 жыл бұрын
He smiled 3 times in this video, that's the most I've ever seen him smile in my life
@Goodknowledge45223 жыл бұрын
8:03 that “okay” was Jordan getting ready to go in.
@CLuvTravels6 жыл бұрын
Jordan finally fought back, "you have dry skin" lol
@Kaervek876 жыл бұрын
CLuv He’s a class act. He was holding his punches. :)
@CLuvTravels6 жыл бұрын
honestly it was creepy to see Jordan smiling
@shishaceo52046 жыл бұрын
CLuv Nah it was cute
@dannyclub096 жыл бұрын
All those years of abuse and that's all he fights back with haha
@BRsAnimeCorner6 жыл бұрын
At 4:34 i expected jordan to say: "various duties" 🤣
@PejicVladimir6 жыл бұрын
YES, me too
@TheRealConcertKing6 жыл бұрын
quabity assuance!
@SmaZeMusic4 жыл бұрын
6:27 Aww he breaks his character there lol
@hjacob924 жыл бұрын
We must protect that smile!
@aaphyss16363 жыл бұрын
It's an necessary laugh. When someone just destroy your ipad an nothing you can do about it. Conan should be worry about his mental health..
@sunshine39143 жыл бұрын
@@aaphyss1636 He’s laughing because they just survived a very stupid stunt preformed by a Harvard grad.
@boanstvanov1057 Жыл бұрын
This is one of the funniest improvs ever. I mean it's amazing how they can produce that much funny bits without a rehearsal or a script. I had tears coming out of my face by the end of it.😂
@sliceserve234 Жыл бұрын
All these clips make me wish I had watched Conan's show more. There is comedy gold in Conan's jokes.
@hammadali5946 жыл бұрын
6:38 Jordan is so excited about Italy that he can't contain his excitement.
@pradeepgurung47836 жыл бұрын
Or he was imagining Conan being shredded by lions in the Roman colosseum!
@crystaltan64716 жыл бұрын
Hammad Ali He just can’t wait to try Italian espresso.
@John_C_J6 жыл бұрын
He just pictured the tablet exploded in Conan's face sending glass sharpnels through his brain and completely disfiguring his face.
@lepetitchat1236 жыл бұрын
Conan's poker face is hilarious
@sarcasmo576 жыл бұрын
I also enjoy romance by myself.
@cmcg71266 жыл бұрын
As do I...or it might be self abuse actually.
@ant6046 жыл бұрын
Masturbation
@wannabetoto6 жыл бұрын
I do as well. Some candles. Wine, ham and cheese, lotion and pornhub
@biglee38166 жыл бұрын
sarcasmo57 does it have anything to do with masturbating
@IsThisRain6 жыл бұрын
sarcasmo57 I am actually a self-pleasure connoisseur.
@ilangilang71856 жыл бұрын
How can there be such amazing chemistry? They are completely opposite yet completely match. The dynamic is overwhelming.
@RedBuffaloBull3 жыл бұрын
Conan saying “Now, I paid that guy to kill you.” Is the funniest thing I’ve ever heard him say. Goddamn, Conan is just the best ever
@AntumDeluge5 жыл бұрын
"Suckin' at my teet" got him.
@MrMedude774 жыл бұрын
yes. for the first time I have seen him break the character
@eduardochavez826 жыл бұрын
I love how Jordan broke character and they both just start roasting each other 😂. And u can still tell Jordan’s not too far off from the personality he portrays
@TheWonderfulBlake4 жыл бұрын
I love when Conan interrupts Jordan and goes on a funny rant and then after Jordan just continues what he was saying like nothing happened.
@Catinkontti Жыл бұрын
1:53 is the best part I think when Jordan just casually graps the stick after Conan has made his long and sarcastic statement.
@DenderFriend6 жыл бұрын
I love this dynamic they have- Conan describes how he is thinking of straight-up murdering Jordan to his face and then Jordan's only response is to correct him for his brain anatomy
@vojta1236546 жыл бұрын
After watching Conan (And Jordan) videos for years, that laughing scene was the biggest unexpected miracle we didn´t even wish but it was amazing.
@diurmidderggae30076 жыл бұрын
VojtaTube Was like in the killer joke when the joker tells a joke to batman amd they both start laughting and the history ends , a trully epic moment
@LippensEnte6 жыл бұрын
Quite impressive that, even when Schlansky breaks character, Conan keepd up the act and makes a joke out of it and they both riff on it
@Dilly_Dil1y6 жыл бұрын
JackArcher kept* sorry I had too
@sy62826 жыл бұрын
DiLLy DiLLy Had to*
@Dilly_Dil1y6 жыл бұрын
Human Nature well played...
@JALLADz6 жыл бұрын
hes not in a character dude
@joshmontgomery9942 Жыл бұрын
Conan’s always been the most funny out of all other shows, he always knows how to be funny at the right moments