Jordan Schlansky's Long-Winded Tour Of Italy | CONAN on TBS

In this outtake from #ConanItaly, Conan asks Jordan about the rain and then Jordan doesn't stop talking for eight minutes.‬
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[@timothy5092]

"Does it bother you that it's raining?" 7 words that Conan regrets ever saying.

[@Bayer04lev]

8

[@meinname5788]

Rainer's Tabaktuch was machst du denn hier ?🙈

[@squidfromwish]

So true😂

[@fakeskeet1762]

@@Bayer04lev 7

[@preciouspickaxe8023]

@@fakeskeet1762 so "it's" is one word now, THAT IS cute

[@JlandelMoncada1]

Therapist: I’m sorry. What did you ask him? Conan: I just asked him if the rain bothered him.

[@brdon2099]

therapist can also be spelled as THE RAPIST

[@akhrormuminov7180]

Ahahhaha. I am done

[@denzelmorales8823]

JlandelMoncada1 only real conan fans know where this reference is from

[@pj101]

@@brdon2099 the one that rapped him in the cellar?

[@brdon2099]

@@pj101 yes. One of Jordan's Various purposes and responsibilities was fulfilled that day.

[@blueoceanvalley45465]

This is the sweetest thing Conan ever did. Just let him talk about his passion

[@eedoamitay3341]

I think this has to be the point of this video, but we ll never know

[@pablot-r9402]

Keep in mind, it is edited. There's no telling what happened between cuts.

[@whoareyouyouareclearlylost323]

​@@pablot-r9402Well I think I am gonna sleep just fine.

[@fruchu]

@@pablot-r9402 Ah, welcome Captain Obvious

[@acativ9]

right? it just shows how respectful he is by letting him talk and never interrupting jordan

[@siegjong759]

I love how Jordan speaks so lovingly about Italy's beauty yet when he walks through the city he just looks at the floor

[@cowslaw]

Introvert on camera :)

[@fazalnajam]

he answered it at 5:11

[@cassius3745]

*at the ground. When you're outdoors it's the ground, indoors it's called the floor.

[@siegjong759]

@@cassius3745 hahaha it doesnt really add to the convo but thanks

[@LEONARDO_DAVINCI_2.0]

😂

[@shmookins]

I have finished watching this video. I am now ready for my Italian citizenship test.

[@kamilletyson7760]

Shadow Heart lol😂😂😂😂😂 dido

[@Judopa44]

Then you will have no problem with the just made up Italian Citizenship Test given by Joe Pesci

[@kornstargaming7245]

The test was watching the video, you passed haha

[@jacquir8331]

😂😂😂😂😂

[@tetsuyahayami7519]

Me too!

[@hophophiphophopho]

I've never seen Conan this quiet

[@mclaren3722]

I think he zoned out

[@bobyee2401]

mclaren3722 he went to the cone zone

[@ianmci]

That’s the whole bit.

[@williandemello1138]

pretty boring

[@surperdurper]

@Alvin Ritter your on something

[@knopflerfan9069]

The way Conan turns his head in confusion when Jordan says "sauce" in a thick NY accent at 5:41 lol, like it just slipped out from nowhere

[@Niberspace]

but I think Jordan was making a point, mocking the American ways of making pizza by a cliche NY pizzeria accent

[@solbutton1611]

Ah yes, giving what the people want. 8 minutes of Jordan Schlansky’s knowledge uninterrupted

[@pontus3018]

UnInterrupted For Us But Conan Actually Talks In Every Single Clip But You Just Can't Hear Him.

[@poltronafrau]

Knowledge? The guy is so full of crap. Which is what makes it funny but he doesn't know jack about Italian Wine🤓

[@jimreily7538]

Not long enough

[@benpdr10]

@@poltronafrau🤓 always some sensitive viewers like you lmfao

[@jaythomaso9311]

I just got to the 4 min mark and I don't know how much more I can take, I'm about to have to play a new video 😂😵

[@clinthenryespiritu8308]

If Jordan dies, I'm pretty sure Conan would cry a river. He loves the man.

[@laraarellano5096]

Clint Henry Espiritu *if* jordan dies

[@KanalDerGutenSache]

Couldn't he just repair the malfunctioning parts and reboot him?

[@sherlockholmes2497]

Conan would prepare Jordan's body in different ways.

[@joanlynch5271]

The are frenemies!

[@flipgunderson1946]

Conan would bask in the long awaited silence!

[@heelturnsface]

He really just lectured Conan on eating a sandwich. This is gold.

[@rebeccahicks4949]

I like the part where he felt the need to say that different people cut pizza different ways.

[@jekbanzam1347]

that's because he's a fool.

[@ServantofGod07]

Conan need that lecture in a bad way. His eating form was a dire mess

[@omarbutt4867]

You actually listend to what he was are you his twin or what

[@Winteramen]

“it's not difficult to eat a sandwich...yet, you seem to struggle with it...” to his boss

[@leoandlarry3654]

Am I the only one who actually finds Jordan interesting? I'd love the history and cultural info as I'm walking around

[@AJP0987654321]

I was thinking the exact same

[@ajorngjdonaydbr]

I was watching this with my Italian room mate, he was heavily impressed

[@tirvine9102]

I think he says interesting and wise things a lot of the time. But he seems no have little interest in the give and take art of conversation. Brevity is a very powerful tool.

[@jabom99]

@@tirvine9102 It is all setup and edited that way. clueless.

[@user-qk7lh4wl6e]

Right like a walking museum with you

[@behemoth_ix]

We honestly need more people like Jordan in this world

[@jamesbond8348]

We really do

[@tomk.6846]

Yeah but what does he do for a living tho?

[@Enzo-si1it]

@@tomk.6846 he has various duties

[@giulianorivieri2806]

@@tomk.6846 He drinks good italian wine and eats italian dishes while he admires the landscape. Like an ancient italian lord. That's it.

[@colourfaze86]

I really think there's enough.

[@justanothersomeone0121]

Dam... It started with one question, “Does it bother you that it is raining”?

[@smoothogbenjamin3949]

TheLastKnightPrimus 1 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣

[@GoddoDoggo]

@@bones182x Honestly, you seem way more on the spectrum than the OP.

[@hectichive889]

Jason, r/woooosh

[@tatotiteta]

@@bones182x r/Woooooooooooooooooosh

[@thealgerian3285]

Damn, it would've been real funny if Conan said "All I asked was if it bothered you that it was raining" at the end.

[@LetsbeHonestOfficial]

I love how Conan is just walking beside him in pure pain

[@wisdomleader85]

Let's be Honest Official People who don't know them might think it's just one tour guide talking to a rich person.

[@Nobodysurvivesevenonebit]

Let's be Honest Official thats what he wanted

[@wisdomleader85]

nobody survives even one bit Glutton for punishment?

[@expressrobkill]

i was to, also what that waffle about the pigeons, there are ridiculous amounts of pigeons in pretty much every city i've been to.

[@3lttlbrds]

Let's be Honest Official 😂

[@ScottReynolds003]

I just discovered this "pairing" tonight. I can't stop watching now. Jordan's monotone speech and personality sets up Conan's absurd and sometimes immature humor perfect. Plus its the classic back and forth banter with the boss/employee twist

[@94isthenumber]

It's great man, love it

[@sujata15164]

Love these 2 men💞💞

[@nicholasleclerc1583]

And it’s Conan’s manufactured bored expression; genius use of the “oh gosh I regret starting him up so baaaad” trope 😂😂😂

[@kingcobra7183]

Yes Conan And Jordan Schlansky is better than Conan and His Co-Host Andy, I like Jordan better than Andy when it comes to travel and food especially Italian food

[@mmmolin]

"we are not observers, we are participants". Loved it all! Jordan is so damn articulate that it's a joy to here him rant. Balm for my ears!

[@lukesabin691]

This is a meaningless statement, in practical terms. Observing is by definition a form of participation, but that doesn’t mean that watching an NFL game is the same as playing in one. That’s the kind of profound-sounding nonsense that gave Deepak Chopra a career.

[@tryme9914]

@@lukesabin691 We know it doesn't apply to everything. You could never come up with witty thoughts. You are take it this way to literally.

[@lukesabin691]

@@tryme9914 I’m not trying to be witty. Obviously this is a comedy video, and I actually do love it. My comment was in response to this douche who thinks some of this is profound wisdom. We are on the same side here.

[@CreedBrattonTheOffice]

@@lukesabin691 No it isn't. You could watch a sports game on TV and be an "observer" but have no form of participation in that match because you are not there. What you said is nonsense. If anything, it's the other way around. A participant is also an observer but an observer isn't always a participant.

[@connycontainer9459]

@@CreedBrattonTheOffice An observer is always a participant. In quantum physics as well as sports events or theater productions. Everyone acts different when they know they're beeing watched. Teams couldn't pay their players without observers or need to be subsidized like WNBA. And whichever soccerteam has the most vocal crowd usually has a major advantage. And unless it's a Marvel movie you're probably even invested in one or more characters even if you're just laying on your couch, otherwise the whole idea of storytelling falls apart. A concept equally applicable, from the oldest religions to big bang and everyday life. Easy to dismiss as bullshit phrase but true nonetheless.

[@atklm1]

The constant suffering in Conan's face is comedy gold

[@patrickn8355]

His eye roll at like 2:30 had me dead

[@zorrozorro8886]

👍🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@swandonn]

“In florence, we are in the painting.” I adore him

[@houljourneyofficial5748]

As we all should you :) - are you an art student abroad

[@badrluai]

Knowledge is attractive, and what an attractive man he is.

[@swandonn]

hitjack64 even if he is semi-bullshitting

[@badrluai]

@@GCCG76 I don't care what people think about me, it's the false assumptions about my personality that I hate the most. And when they behave towards me based on those false assumptions.

[@lex4422]

@@swandonn Jordan is engrossed in history. He should be on a travel show with Conan.

[@AbduCola]

This was probably the best day of Jordans life. Walking around his favorite place in the world and finally found a person who will listen to his endless rambling

[@claiminglight]

What I love about this is how it shows that Conan is actually being patient with him most of the time, and his outbursts only come after ten minutes of bloviating.

[@justcause7521]

This guy could make a fortune as an Italian tour guide.

[@502gaming4]

Not now.

[@klutz3955]

Maybe but those don't pay much on average do they

[@MartiniPinball]

If you like your tours pretentious and overblown...

[@pietropodesta1303]

No

[@pakalupapito1500]

I'd beat the crap out of him, if he were my tour guide

[@lazzyJames]

"Too often in life, we only enjoy something when it's a memory" This may be a comedic bit but that line is touching and rings true for me. I could listen to Jordan talk all day.

[@barbarae.9129]

me too

[@themistoklestheodosopoulos6253]

That was a nice line lol

[@YashpalKrishna]

I thought so too

[@avruvimtu2204]

That's correct.

[@humoki4518]

Zzz....

[@renj81]

Conan made me laugh out loud without saying a single word for several minutes. Comedy genius.

[@CptSaveAH03]

I like how this video starts with Conan asking if it bothers Jordan if it’s raining and for the next 8 mins it’s non stop Jordan 🤣

[@ethanmantanona2122]

“Too often in life, we only enjoy something when it’s a memory” Felt that 🥺

[@whalesaries7130]

Ethan's Vids at which part he says tht again hehehe

[@blanquito8999]

Whales Aries 4:10

[@mura0]

hit hard. Was watching this remembering trips with my Ex. Would give my life to have her back in my arms.

[@badrluai]

I would love to hang out with Jordan. Sometimes he says the wisest things and these things hit hard.

[@drewnayr1188]

You know watching this edit without Conan talking, you realize he actually listened very closely to what Jordan had to say about Italian culture.

[@jakob7230]

his human abilities only unlock in italy

[@Otakucrema]

Jakob 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@naillik4701]

Jakob lollololollo

[@christobanistan8887]

LOL he's region locked.

[@terezopez]

😂🤣

[@EmpireRamzes]

I noticed that too his whole persona changed including confidence. I often wonder if its like that for everyone certain places unlock more of yourself

[@Ad_Astra2023]

Conan always pretend to belittle and mock Jordan, but deep down we know he loves this man by taking Jordan to his favourite country he raves about. And he listens to him (happily) for days. lol

[@renemies78]

I could listen to Jordan speak about Italy for hours! Whoever edited this deserves an award! Incredibly funny as hell.

[@TechShowdown]

Jordan should be the Minister of Tourism for Italy

[@valeriab-6126]

Tech Showdown agree😂😂

[@imranhq13]

hey i know u like ur videos

[@giacomobonomelli8904]

I agree and I'm Italian by the way haha

[@wtficantgetausername]

Pretty sure he was paid by the minister of tourism

[@afisemenaborevlaka48]

Mr. Shlansky seems to love Italy more than most Italians.

[@alphyy3107]

I love how in Italy their personality kinda flip. Jordan becomes the talkative one and conan becomes the dead-inside-looking one

[@SpecialInMyOwnWay]

Lmao never thought of it that way.

[@tanishqsinghbajwa4542]

It's because it's a dead place

[@francesca_415]

@@tanishqsinghbajwa4542 italy is an artistic place, and only acculturated people can appreciate its magic and its beauty. And it’s one of the most objectively gorgeous countries in Europe, it has more UNESCO heritage sites than every other country and the beaches, the islands, the luxury clothing, the food, the mountains ecc. Ignorant

[@tanishqsinghbajwa4542]

@@francesca_415 not ignorant 😅 just... It's neighbours.... I am talking about Slovenia... Hate it

[@francesca_415]

@@tanishqsinghbajwa4542 you weren’t talking about Italy?

[@PhoenixFires]

Having conversations with Jordan and Conan for hours would actually be quite pleasant, I presume. Out of their exaggerated natures, they're both intellectual and extremely well-versed in specific categories. Conan knows tons about 1800s American history and most explicitly the Civil War while Jordan knows plenty about upper class Italian culture and more broadly contemporary health/food knowledge. Their discussions when off-screen when they just have some time to talk casually must be full of random tidbits and nerd-outs on random topics back and forth.

[@JNMKlover]

Like at the beach with feet in sand? Or lounging in the backyard with a Cerveza and quiet? Yes. Yes that would be amazing.

[@landochabod7]

I can't say I'm sure what "upper class Italian culture" would be. I love these remotes for the personality clash between Conan and Jordan, but it seems to me like the latter's insights about Italy are mostly about gastronomy and things you pick up having a stroll down the city center, like the name of a piazza or the fact that pigeons aren't only in Venice. Maybe I haven't seen all the videos, but I don't recall Jordan displaying a particular knowledge of, let's say, Italian opera, Futurism or the Divine Comedy...

[@Brave_Sir_Robin]

I actually enjoy listening to Jordan’s knowledge.

[@lexi7749]

I really admire that he enjoys life the way he wants to and doesn’t care how others view him, he’s unabashedly himself

[@micheleeeable]

He's boring as hell

[@frizzttymto]

michele wu you’re boring because you’re like everyone else. try to look things his way, he makes exploration out of everything and sees things differently than everyone else.

[@lexi7749]

yu - vi yea, he’s definitely an individual and I respect that about him! He gets joy out of things that most people don’t and doesn’t care, that’s how we all should live life tbh

[@jamesimparato2327]

Lady, he's totally crazy! Seriously?

[@lexi7749]

James Imparato crazy, maybe, he’s a definite odd ball. But like I said, I admire that he does and likes what he wants and doesn’t care about being cool or liked. That’s not crazy in of itself.

[@bwstar12]

This is the LONGEST I have ever heard Conan NOT talk. 😂😂😂

[@lambsauce9892]

They edited it

[@AMollJ]

This is an extremely underrated comment

[@Allthatwethink]

They edited Conan’s dialogue out. If you watch the full Italy trip he's responding to Jordan in all these instances

[@kutter_ttl6786]

You should see the episode of Jordan giving a monologue dressed up as Spock. That's probably the longest I've seen Conan keep quiet (even though he was supposed to interrupt).

[@khalidbarakat41]

Absolutely right

[@Smokes__Lets__Go]

Does anyone else just want to listen to Jordan talk on end and display his in depth knowledge on various subjects? It's like ASMR for me.

[@jimreily7538]

Yes, absolutely ! We need like 8 hours of something like this.

[@zt8763]

I could see the pain in Conan‘s face but I really liked listening to this you could feel that he was passionate about what he was talking about and it’s really interesting when you listen

[@Tobyee]

*"You put the sandwich up to your mouth, you bite. And everything you bite off goes in your mouth."* *Jordan Schlansky, 2018*

[@J0k3r4U]

LMAO!!!!!!!!

[@R4ndomGuy]

When Jordan runs out of things to lecture about

[@cgolden3621]

best part!

[@Otakucrema]

Toby Creation 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@sicboi]

Jordan is the John Madden of Italian. It's obvious but he just wants to make sure you know he knows.

[@MarcRebillet]

It's great because you know a weird friendship has developed at this point and it's endearing to watch them get on each other's nerves.

[@shaurya6601]

Marc Rebillet they've known each other for 20+ years. They're close friends. They just used this aspect of Jordan in remotes recently

[@shaurya6601]

Since Conan started

[@retroElo]

M A R C R E B I L L E T

[@yetnotdead9135]

loop daddy!

[@LoneShot95]

it´s an act, it has always been

[@555reaper]

I actually admire and understand Jordan’s mindset. He doesn’t like the little fake social dynamics we have to do with each other so he’d rather be alone or avoidant and if he truly expressed himself most people can’t hold a conversation on par with him so he keeps this fascinating Inner-world to himself. It’s actually really telling that he lets Conan and the audience into this world of his.

[@julianw1010]

I like the confidence he radiates

[@Sishel]

“In Florence we are IN the painting” well, Jordan, that was actually very profound!

[@AM-ry8is]

I actually quite enjoyed Jordan's knowledge and appreciation of Italy.

[@Elias-dx9og]

Yeah this is really admirable, but I find that he does it badly because he is not a good speaker, a good speaker would create an interaction with the other, he doesn’t have rethoric

[@knight_rider4209]

He is a fool talking about espresso means quick drink like express and in reality its about pressure of the water...etc he thinks he knows everything but only knows the half or tells stories. If he would be asked what kind of historical events happened in Florenz which you are thinking of he wouldnt get five correct events with dates and reason. My opinon, no dialogue just monolog because questions are not comfortable and walking through cities talkibg about a potato masher and multifunctinal kitchen tools is not like culture recognizing streets from 16 century.

[@groupvucic2235]

@@knight_rider4209 do you realize this is a scripted comedy and he is playing a role of a boring dude?

[@0ldCat]

@@groupvucic2235 nah, he's a self-important douche that inflates his self worth at the expense of vague references to things he knows nothing about.

[@dukethotness]

Really shows his passion for knowledge

[@BloodBunn]

4:10 "Too often in life we only enjoy something when it is a memory" we appreciate your wisdom and knowledge, Jordan. Your friends are lucky to have known you

[@user-qn8ld4yd2t]

After hearing that I literally said "Wow!" then I reflect on my past 😂

[@Vendrix86]

...before he murdered them yes

[@famerhacker]

@@Vendrix86 not before explaining the origin and the way his killing tools are made

[@jorgeloorocampo1249]

Wow, a tear actually ran through my face 😢

[@BloodBunn]

@@jorgeloorocampo1249 Such is the power of the Legend Jordan Schlansky

[@janetoh8211]

He would be a great guide in a tour, I would listen to him and learn so much

[@user-fy7vl5bn8h]

Finally!!! Finally conan shuts up and lets jordan talk lmaooo

[@CLuvTravels]

This is like the beginning of a Tarantino movie

[@karanjoshi2662]

Footmasage all the way

[@Seantendo]

You know what they call about quarter pounder with cheese in Italy?

[@CLuvTravels]

Bobby Peru what do they call it?

[@FireProductionz]

@@Seantendo they dont call it quarter pound with cheese ??

[@CLuvTravels]

Bobby Peru what do they call it

[@TheRealBeatMaster]

I was waiting for Conan to snap but lowkey those monologues were pretty interesting

[@GMen_3D]

..until he got to whatever garlic turned into

[@4ofse7en]

are those monologues??

[@jennacook2505]

+

[@MisterPotter]

he did, read the title..it's a montage

[@joeboxerrr]

I love Jordan but sometimes you need Conan to intervene just to keep it fresh hahah

[@ChronoKatie]

I love how they of course keep this part in without interruption so that the culture of Italy can be displayed in the episode like all the other Travel episodes they do. They ensure that even though Conan jokes the most in this one, they still respect everything. Conan knows what he's doing.

[@dodoubleg69]

Conan: "so how's your day" Jordan: *recites the whole dictionary

[@georgeschafer3705]

I know Jordan is often the butt of the joke, but I really enjoy his insight. He always takes a moment to enjoy the beauty of the life he is living, that's the sign of a happy person to me.

[@alexm7627]

Jesus teaches me to enjoy the moment

[@graceannemorgan1035]

@@alexm7627 same my friend

[@oncesavedalwayssaved240]

Hello, do you know 100% sure you're going to Heaven? The Bible says you can know. It's not about being a good person or living a good life. kzbin.info/www/bejne/eX23cqSAltuMkLc 'For all have sinned and come short of the glory of God.' (Romans 3:23) 'And whosoever was not found written in the book of life was cast into the lake of fire.' (Revelation 20:15) 'And they said, Believe on the Lord Jesus Christ, and thou shalt be saved, and thy house.' (Acts 16:31) 'He that believeth on him is not condemned: but he that believeth not is condemned already, because he hath not believed in the name of the only begotten Son of God.' (John 3:18)

[@PRubin-rh4sr]

Yeah, money allows you to do that

[@bundung123]

Nice try Jordan

[@Chilla001]

I really admire how Jordan is so passionate about his love for Italy that he could spend hours talking about his vast knowledge of Italian culture. It's just nice hearing someone talk about something they truely love. Keep being you Jordan!

[@anaysayersyes]

Is he Italian?

[@jeremyc9593]

@@anaysayersyes Technically, no. Spiritually? There may never be a bigger Italian than Jordan.

[@kyleweaver1930]

Only complaint is that sometimes I think he doesn't realize he can come off as condescending. He has his picture of Italy in his head and it feels like he has a very set standard he wants people to follow if they are there with him which is partially fair. I don't think he ever means it in a rude way as much as if he wants you to experience something with him he wants it to be done "properly"

[@lynxlynx8191]

So in a way, he is a weeb

[@bluceree7312]

I especially enjoyed his comments about the garlic peeler and potato masher and the california garlic. Some day I want to go to -Italy- California to have a whiff of garlic from the freeway like Jordan describes it. He is so romantic.

[@Gar96229]

Am I the only one who actually genuinely enjoys listening to what Jordan has to say?

[@ZehoOriginality]

Conan in Italy is a God tier level of comedy. It's silliness and intelligence is sculpted to perfection...like the #3 special at Olive garden.

[@Amblin80s]

Olive Garden doesn't have a numbered menu

[@ZehoOriginality]

@@Amblin80s That was me 2 years ago. I've seen the errors of my ways...When I was there...I was family!

[@Amblin80s]

@@ZehoOriginality Thanks for making me chuckle

[@angelofino14]

You can see Conan slowly dying inside

[@pixelbyte09]

You know that this is made by cutting different parts 💁

[@HazeGreyAndUnderway]

I bet Conan actually enjoyed it.

[@greenrobot5]

it was kinda boring not seeing Conan say anything

[@wuyunhao4728354]

Fino10 relatable enough

[@kymmzej9173]

To be honest, I was actually listening to Jordan for around five minutes and then my ears went numb.

[@annelisejr]

I kept waiting for Conan to snap! Lol

[@fangirl903]

Annelise Jr Same

[@meowzy99]

And he didn't! How? I can't believe his quietness.

[@naegleriafowleri1715]

Lester Andres they cut out those parts lol

[@Thejoshter444]

LMAO IKR

[@magnushyenna1574]

get help you dumb abomination

[@connorgedwill8021]

my favorite part is when jordan is explaining the dishes to conan and saying, "I feel like you will like this" shows that their relationship is real and pure

[@kennyvelez]

I saw a video with Jordan and maybe the producers and he elaborated on that. Mostly talking how Conan doesn’t have a refined palette and he had to had to help Conan eat sushi in Japan.

[@Bergen98]

Watch one of the podcasts where they discuss behind the scenes and Jordan was in one of the episodes. He talks there that Conan has a "taste of a child" and Jordan is basically his parent/taster who knows what Conon will like and helps him order

[@obroni]

This is 8 minutes long, but you know that it could have just as easily been 80 minutes long!

[@tongzhao7578]

8 billion minutes long based on how long the two have known and worked together

[@xxbuzzxx9308]

Honestly, he is incredibly well spoken. Enjoyed this more than I thought.

[@Alex_1729]

I wouldn't say "incredibly" well. He just talks constantly

[@aneeshramaswamy6283]

Yeah, most of it's pseudo-intellectual babble and honestly I don't think most of us could handle being around someone who constantly talks so much about themselves or their opinions. It's emphasis on style rather than substance, impressions rather than deliberating. Well he's playing a role as a foil to Conan's straight man so there is a fair bit of hyperbole there. But for a guy who talks so much about the romantic qualities of the things around him- there's no metaphor or rhythm in his monologues- no tilts and inclines in speech as if a speaker is trying to take you down his journey with his speech in analogy to his experiences.

[@Mawble]

well they edit it to be more constant than it is.

[@hwajeongjeong8761]

me too. so much interesting information

[@wibblers562]

if i didn't know who conan was i'd just assume this was a man quietly listening to his husband ramble on while they're on vacation

[@drunkensailor112]

This comment is just fantastic

[@dinolandra]

I'd assume they were on a first date and hitting it off

[@randomdude8904]

I mean it could just be a single guy on a trip to italy and an italian tour guide.

[@pumpkinbear3738]

Or sherlock and watson

[@fatraccoon1229]

@Mr. Ditkovitch it's called being in love you might not understand it since no one has loved you before

[@oweeman_tib8256]

Respect to Conan, dude is one of the funniest talk show hosts in the world and he didn’t say a word he just allowed Jordan to talk. Obviously it’s kind of funny but he also seems to genuinely respect Jordan’s passion toward Italy.

[@massacrene1]

its called editing bro

[@oweeman_tib8256]

@@massacrene1 I mean yeah but if Conan didn’t allow jordan to also go on long exposition about Italy then he would eventually lose his enthusiasm abojt it. Conan butts in plenty but he also lets him talk which is nice of him

[@SamWeberComedy]

There is something so exceptionally sweet about pieces like this and Jordan's monologue about Star Wars where you can see, just subtly glinting through the cracked veneer of Conan's constant bits, that he does revere and appreciate his friend and his friend's depth of understanding so much that he chooses to stifle his own urge to interject and let people see Jordan shine. It's really nice.

[@jayzamora8016]

7:06 "I know what you like, and i feel you'll gonna like this." Jordan is a good friend

[@danimalmx3]

Many years ago I thought jordans dialogue was scripted. After all this time I've finally concluded that no other human being could possibly write this dialogue.

[@KaneneProductions]

danimalmx3 He makes me revisit my ability to overtalk people and talk too much.

[@rebeccahicks4949]

As someone with Aspergers, I'm now convinced that Jordan has it. (At least I don't talk much.).

[@reallydontthinkso9958]

this was produced and edited so well. Perfect comedy, the build, the irritation, the lack of response, and more build of irritation, milking it forever.

[@lenaindukremlin]

Excellent description of the feeling while wandering in these amazingly beautiful cities. And the food, nothing compares.

[@pedterson]

I like how he talks about all this beauty without ever looking up from the ground.

[@thunderhawkjeff]

He already knows the city by heart

[@Derpster2493]

He watched a travel show beforehand, so he's already been there.

[@cherukuramakrishna9357]

5.12 is your answer

[@Seattlefan77]

He memorized the pamphlet

[@happydayz7857]

pedterson cause everything is.... up here (points to the head).

[@merinachai813]

Jordan talks like he’s writing an essay

[@vivianestevez360]

Chai Time he’s trying to reach that word count.

[@fauzanaziz6365]

@@vivianestevez360 as if that's a problem for him XD

[@gizellesmith8763]

....and further more....

[@Shak2k11]

yea and that is full of vfap

[@CJStew06]

Watching all the people react to Conan and the cameras combined with Jordan's uninterrupted monologue is like a moving art piece.

[@mikesgroi21]

This is fantastic!

[@johnsmithee6660]

Word count was never a problem for Jordan

[@cairoalexanderchandrakiran5348]

John Smithee z

[@mv1991]

Why? Usually there's a word limit.

[@xooperz]

@@mv1991 In essays? Nah.

[@Kirinketsu_]

I really enjoyed listen to this, glad they didn't have audience laughter in the background.

[@TheGodYouWishYouKnew]

Because this was all edited out.

[@user-qi2kt8ow5r]

I love how they deliberately subvert our expectations in this bit

[@AbbyTheAbinator]

Amazing video. I was always curious if there would be a video like this.

[@rockgirlhappy4776]

This is the most quiet I’ve ever seen Conan! It’s so weird and hilarious.😂😂

[@Shezmen88]

I actually learned stuff about my country now. :D I love how Jordan tends to romanticize everything while we Italians actually just do stuff randomly without thinking too much

[@sup9542]

I like Jordan's passion but he's attributing things to Italy that can be found all over the world. He even romanticizes the pigeons. It seems he only ever travels to Italy. Nature is everywhere and you can enjoy the fruits of it anywhere. At least he acknowledged there's no need to get garlic from Italy when Gilroy California grows so much of it. But you could say the same about Napa wine or anything else. It's all good.

[@bibisaboow]

man, he is acting...

[@rocksaltzwidaz3411]

Damn I forgot you made that sick animation and I was really confused why I was subbed to you

[@ryanbennett8981]

Almost forgot that you are Italian lol

[@ziomele89]

Dude.... you gotta get out more often from that room :D

[@antonburger01]

This Jordan Schlansky guy seems indeed to be a strange, strange man. And yet, every time I hear him speak, I am amazed at his ability to clearly formulate a thought or sentence, always having the right words immediately available to describe a thought or idea. Take the sentence at 4:09 for instance: "Too often in life we only enjoy something when it is a memory. Now there are a lot of reasons for that, maybe in that moment you are distracted, maybe you're restrained to some social activity." BOOM! An entire life philosophy can develop from those words! Learn to enjoy the very moment, not just the memory afterwards.

[@ServantofGod07]

that's Eckhart Tolle's philosophy. he got it from Jordan

[@bogdagt]

It's called education, you should try it sometimes. It does that to people you know, making more thoughtful, meaningful sentences.

[@kipamisjihonojuajaugana5948]

He's actually a very smart guy. Just have strange personality quirks

[@jeremynewcombe3422]

boOya Education creates worker, the opposite of fostering critical and creative thought.

[@MamaSymphonia]

Not to burst the philosophy or anything, but technically you can only enjoy memories because you can only reflect on an experience once it has been stored as a memory, even if the experience just happened.

[@brendonallen490]

The edit is brilliant 🤣.. there both awesome

[@Malandro218porvida]

1:17 a kid gets in the shot but even funnier he later is trying to walk just like conan 🤣

[@OliviaLovesMusic96]

Jordan explaining to Conan how to eat a sandwich had me on the floor. I can't get enough of these two.

[@carolinescott1319]

Can u believe that whole speech was inspired from the question “does this weather bother you?”

[@Metosh123]

Caroline Scott HHAHAHAHH

[@Gabbo695]

No. And it wasn't

[@stf092]

no. you can clearly see they are from different cuts.

[@TonkarzOfSolSystem]

This appears to be edited together from events over many days. IIRC they spend two days driving that red car.

[@carolinescott1319]

Wow...cmon it was obviously a joke I knew it was collected over a few days 🙄

[@dirtroadsandwoodstoves]

I would love to travel to another country with a friend who was this passionate and willing to share their knowledge about the country and culture.

[@Rum-Runner]

I love how every time Jordan goes on his longwinded rants, Conan just has this profoundly sad look on his face.

[@EnfantTerrible7]

All Conan wanted to know was if the rain bothered him....

[@TheRafaelBond]

the vid jumps, dummie

[@Dansk55]

This... this is the longest I have seen Conan go w/o talking

[@k9nevienna]

Last record was four seconds.

[@likewhoa1030]

Conan is genuinely listening to his good friend explain all of these things. Conan is smart enough to know that Jordan knows his stuff when it comes to certain things, especially Italy.

[@eli25jk70]

"where not observers we are participants." damn right we are Jordan.

[@tomvanzanten479]

This video is unexpectedly calming...

[@sucemaindex236]

You’re right.

[@edikaramuratful]

Bravo

[@lone17wolf]

I was expecting Conan to say “ok but does it bother you that it’s raining?!” at the end

[@shaffanmumtaz8830]

Vlad Vale it wasn't the same day or time these are different cuts from different times

[@lone17wolf]

Shaffan Mumtaz i know, but they could have done it with the power of editing

[@BryanTS90]

This was the only thing I was waiting for

[@benjaminghazi787]

That would have been perfect. Comment of the day for me

[@msldt9675]

He said no right at the beginning 😂

[@TIH2000]

This is added to my playlist of videos to play when I have trouble falling asleep.

[@celiane2]

Now I want a 10 hour clip of Jordan's random talk upon literally everything to cure my insomnia. Thanks. ❤

[@xenophyte]

*when you didn't pay attention all semester so you try to study everything in one sitting* edit: spelling

[@tessbananaparc3739]

Random Yogscast Crap so true

[@subhashkapur4148]

Omg that is SO true

[@melbatoast667]

*sitting

[@bwohlgemuth]

"Walking is a part of being in Europe..." As they walk around the elevator.

[@Emtrax.]

People in wheelchairs can't use the stairs in italy either.

[@nicholasrausch3739]

Lift

[@PKuei]

Elevator is for people in need

[@TieMaxx]

Its not an elevator. Its a net so you dont fall to the ground I thin

[@matejbednar5772]

@@TieMaxx there is an elevator within that net

[@ilakresfengsel]

Such a killer comeback from Conan at the end

[@chewie1644]

This entire episode might be my favorite thing Conan has ever done.

[@wearesymbiotic]

Jordan Schlansky should become a filibusterer for hire.

[@timtams_6]

Please dont. No one would be able to leave.

[@stefan1924]

Also the talking distracts him.

[@rickysck719]

.

[@Kat-cm9jn]

Ok a lot would find him boring or annoying but I'd actually love to go someplace with someone who can give me facts and make me appreciate my experience more than just being a typically tourist not knowing much

[@turniptheshade4439]

That's called a tour guide 😂

[@angel2901]

Me too

[@potatosupreme4213]

I have a friend who's almost exactly like Jordan. You think that that person is interesting and a good man to have as a friend who can tell you a lot of stuff. But then you're slowly starting to hate him. In 15 years that I know my friend I both love him and want him dead. Kinda like Sheldon and his friends from TBBT.

[@OrderMeetsChaos]

Omg he talks 24/7 would you be able to stand the pressure?

[@danbowes]

@@OrderMeetsChaos it's editing, he's said he likes to just enjoy the sights. Conan asked him questions and they recorded answers lol

[@ryanisthewind]

Bro, I really enjoy this video. lots of information.

[@burghandyb375]

I've never heard Jordan talk for that long without being interrupted by Conan

[@Randomqueen20]

Jordans wife must be a great litsener😂

[@danielcropp8553]

Or deaf.

[@lanne71]

Or dead

[@djjones1065]

@@seemanchithambaram1491 is she really

[@seemanchithambaram1491]

DJ Jones no

[@therubenp88]

or shes deaf

[@norman1925]

A real friend will tell you how to eat a sandwich properly.

[@watermetel5551]

What? And how?

[@myeyesaredrymylove]

@@watermetel5551 vertically.

[@watermetel5551]

@@myeyesaredrymylove noice, 👍

[@owenjohnson7447]

I love coming back to the Jordan videos

[@WoozWoozie]

I suffered from and enjoyed this video at the same time, Jordan does wonders I never thought possible.