wow they uploaded it officially on their channel! The unofficial KZbin clip was really popular. It's things like these that make Conan content timeless, re-watchable, and also have a certain connect, honesty, and sincerity with the audience.
@mrpk17192 жыл бұрын
"It hurts so much I had a prophecy". One of the greatest quotes of all time.
@DrAbhishekSomkuwar87172 жыл бұрын
Conan's been off Air now but i still think he's the best to ever do it
@ANARABWHOWANTSPEACE2 жыл бұрын
Really ?!! Really...Really
@robprendergast17228 ай бұрын
shut up
@AbsolAhm2 жыл бұрын
I really hope Kumail does more stand up again. His jokes are really different
@sicfxmusic2 жыл бұрын
I don't think what he explained here is a joke 🤣
@ukhawaja2 жыл бұрын
I actually been to Funland in Karachi as a kid when I used to visit there. 😅
@solidsnake585 ай бұрын
I want Kumail to stop working out. I’m happy for the guy but I relate so much more to Big Sick / Silicon Valley / pre-Marvel Kumail
@davisanderson42745 ай бұрын
Its weird that you dont see him and Martin that much. I think they must have really different personalities in real life.
@MuhammadEgypt2 жыл бұрын
Kumail tells the story like a normal American celebrity would tell it with no shame. I'm wondering if Pakistani celebs would tell it openly like this and make fun of it on Pakistani TV.
@dina16482 жыл бұрын
they would not. they SOOOOO would not hahaha
@marks.33032 жыл бұрын
I'm pretty sure Pakistani TV is not this freewheeling.
@muazqamar2 жыл бұрын
@@marks.3303 Yeah it's very PG for the most part. Specially big shows like Conan has
@muhammadaliclay89769 ай бұрын
na dude..they talk in innuendoes ...things are lax in theatres but TV is PG..
@DrAbhishekSomkuwar87172 жыл бұрын
I flipped off when they didn't give Emmy to Conan, i went "Are you blind? Couldn't you see who's actually funny?"
@krauser18x2 жыл бұрын
who cares about those rigged awards? they are like the Oscars
@leoskits59829 ай бұрын
6:21 this aged well since he voiced a character in the mordor game
@idbefamousifiwere32 жыл бұрын
Man, every time Andy throws something in its just pure gold
@snoobins46232 жыл бұрын
And he was right - this is a web extra of sorts
@robprendergast172211 ай бұрын
well this isnt true at all so just shut up
@jerodast9 ай бұрын
I'm kind of mad nobody in the audience went for the web extra joke, I loved it haha
@idbefamousifiwere39 ай бұрын
@@robprendergast1722 lol what's wrong with you
@cbrown65082 жыл бұрын
"at the point of impact" has me screaming 🤣
@shahbazvegeta14542 жыл бұрын
I can hear his stories all day long 😆😆😆😆
@DrAbhishekSomkuwar87172 жыл бұрын
Anyone else here is waiting for Conan's HBOmax show?
@chaberio13358 ай бұрын
The way he wrapped the story up at the end bringing it full circle to Fun Land had me realize he's incredibly funny and clever
@fangofsilver55372 жыл бұрын
Brilliant storytelling 😂
@mahadlodhi2 жыл бұрын
I'd love to hear kumail on inside conan. This single story has to be the funniest ever told by a interviewee on conan
@topisantakivi15122 жыл бұрын
He's been a guest on Conan's podcast podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/kumail-nanjiani/id1438054347?i=1000444471051
@icanseeformiles40192 жыл бұрын
Very common in most third world countries, i also didn’t wear underwear till a certain age.
@13blackcatzzz2 жыл бұрын
I don't wear underwear now. 😂
@DrAbhishekSomkuwar87172 жыл бұрын
We want 4 podcasts/week I desperately wait for new drops of Conan's podcast
@Ziqver2 жыл бұрын
After Conan stopped, I have to get my fix elsewhere. But they don’t hit as good as Conan. He’s shows were and still are, where I need to go to, if I need some cheering up. They makes me laugh like no other shows.
@EmpyreanLightASMR2 жыл бұрын
There's plenty of old Conan if you're into that (he's way more energetic and zany). Like Bobblehead Conan's channel, among others. I think it took me a few years to catch up on every clip I could find lol
@generalfuzzywuzzy2 жыл бұрын
The audience reaction to the word aftershave was perfect
@hannahjordan98332 жыл бұрын
I'm a woman and even I had a viceral reaction to that bit
@paperbagbrown13262 жыл бұрын
This is the greatest story ever told on a talk show.
@TheOldHippiebilly2 жыл бұрын
Kumail, that's one of the best stories I've ever heard-- and very well told! Thank you.
@Selfemployedmildautisticperfor Жыл бұрын
u should hear the 1 about the hostess n the twinkies lol jk
@JasonWindsor882 жыл бұрын
“It felt like if fire had teeth”
@HectorTWE2 жыл бұрын
He's always hilarious on the Harmontown podcast
@JonnyDIY2 жыл бұрын
I forgot how funny Kumail is 😂💕👍
@TheStringBreaker2 жыл бұрын
*This video is so underrated!*
@Yorviing2 жыл бұрын
This is one of the funniest things I have ever heard
@prescriptionpete8662 жыл бұрын
This was and still is mad funny 😆
@pieceaisa50462 жыл бұрын
at no point in this story did i know where it was going
@AV-db5fb2 жыл бұрын
This is such a gem of a clip!
@ReginaPhalangee2 жыл бұрын
"Howd you get the beans above the franks?"
@Shahzada8 ай бұрын
Alot of us had that prophecy as kids
@MerrillHartman2 жыл бұрын
Is this what we would have heard when he had to cancel and Sona had to be the stand-in? 😄
@CamilaVanilla2 жыл бұрын
Oh my god I am so glad I clicked this video
@armangeddongaming92372 жыл бұрын
It's so strange to see how Kumail looked like compared to now.
@VNavale4 ай бұрын
It's not the most painful thing I've heard. Years ago, as a doctor, I saw a patient who had zipped through the skin of his testis😬😱
@DrAbhishekSomkuwar87172 жыл бұрын
True story I watched like 6-8 hrs of Conan today
@modest_mind25262 жыл бұрын
Love that he told a real story based on his upbringing. Way to go Kumail, we're not so different. Although I never zipped up on my own junk by the odds are many men have...I mean c'mon.
@troylowe8142 жыл бұрын
What a charming story
@jirehpsalmpaule60772 жыл бұрын
man, Kumail must be on the conan podcast.
@mylittlepitbull31432 жыл бұрын
I'm going to start wearing underwear.
@papasmurf19042 жыл бұрын
Hilarious!!! 😂 😃 😄 😁
@elishmuel19762 жыл бұрын
LMAo, what a difference! He looks fantastic now.
@Ladioz2 жыл бұрын
I only know him from the Obi Wan Kenobi tv series
@rajatbhat77992 жыл бұрын
Watch "The Big Sick" film, and also the TV show- Silicon Valley. He's a very very good comedian
@fangofsilver55372 жыл бұрын
@@rajatbhat7799 He was great in Murderville. Small but good role in Community as well. But he´s in so many movies and shows that I can´t name them all here. (Eternals, Portlandia etc) Very funny and a really good actor:)
@SniperSnD2 жыл бұрын
Was this a reupload? Looks familiar
@AV-db5fb2 жыл бұрын
Damn this is a set!
@dabraka6818 ай бұрын
Like 🔥 had 🦷 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 i almost pissed myself..
@zohaib_a2 жыл бұрын
This story is priceless. Kumail is frikan hilarious. Pakistan 🙌
@alex05892 жыл бұрын
"Kumail Nonshowyupi"
@MRakshay-fb2mu2 жыл бұрын
Importance of Underwear should be preach for Pakistan brothers.
@mikechoi15772 жыл бұрын
You maybe the best but Santino is coming for you😡👹👺💋💯👙🩱🩱
@Sandje19762 жыл бұрын
whahhaha that guy is so funny
@jenniferlindquist76489 ай бұрын
Well that story was a roller coaster ride which I'm assuming they had at Fun Land
@AinzWoolGown2 жыл бұрын
Men... 03:54
@Dubs220052 жыл бұрын
all that time he was telling his pre-sex disclosure
@pieceaisa50462 жыл бұрын
never let them know your next move
@HobbitSizedJedi5oO2 жыл бұрын
This was the best 😂😂😂
@AbhimanWriter2 жыл бұрын
Happen to every Indian and Pakistani. Not kidding 1% .
@pieceaisa50462 жыл бұрын
kumail is so funny oh my god
@stormrevenant2 жыл бұрын
This is a reupload, because I remember the original video was years ago
@Elusive_Pete2 жыл бұрын
He's from Pakistan?? Nooo wayyy 😑
@FinBrennan2 жыл бұрын
This was a lovely time :P
@johnnn55922 жыл бұрын
Oh Kumail Non showy upy showed up
@kzmOP2 жыл бұрын
Damn. Give india more credit.. Most of these actor earned everything portraying brown india guy! Stop being so blind West.
@leisureclub_2 жыл бұрын
and most of Indians in Hollywood portrayed Pakistanis in Hollywood movies....
@CLuvTV2 жыл бұрын
More like Kumail Nonshowyupy
@williamthibeau11222 жыл бұрын
Something about his jaw looks a lot less chiselled here 🤔
@Selfemployedmildautisticperfor Жыл бұрын
guess he found other ways to self pleasure etc
@amonrodriguez35185 ай бұрын
Back when he was actually funny!
@fydamara2 жыл бұрын
Relatable
@Adrian-wh3mk2 жыл бұрын
That’s a good bit.
@TigerGreene2 жыл бұрын
At first I was like, OH NO!! All this muscle gains!! Kumail is getting chubby again! Then I realized this was on Conan's old show. Then I saw the airdate.
@polyticks84538 ай бұрын
My dumbass thought his mute, red faced cousin shot out a literal crow from the bb gun he picked up. 😂
@exas479110 ай бұрын
LOL. Why did his cousin shoot a crow, after doing himself ?
@jenscrunchyvacs78372 жыл бұрын
🤣🤣🤣❤️
@wev71962 жыл бұрын
welp
@nndo69532 жыл бұрын
lol
@xploration14372 жыл бұрын
Conebone69
@janelawson84832 жыл бұрын
🤣💛
@odradekk2 жыл бұрын
This guy was so special. Ahh well. Money.
@LorenzoDoesntExist2 жыл бұрын
Right, he "moneyed" himself to fitness without doing any work and then was proud of himself like a jackass. Rich people are the worst.
@odradekk2 жыл бұрын
@@LorenzoDoesntExist I said nothing about the work. He was hilarious. He was a great stand-up. No more. He chose another road way more rewarding in terms of money. Nothing wrong with that and good for him. But i loved him as a comedian. That's my point.
@LorenzoDoesntExist2 жыл бұрын
@@odradekk And he suddenly can't do any if that anymore as a movie star. He can't be funny. His personality is totally different. His stand up shows have been erased. You can't even watch them anymore. Lol you're just a gatekeeper.
@odradekk2 жыл бұрын
@@LorenzoDoesntExist I hope he returns to it. I hope he is still as funny or more. But he doesn't and i'm not so sure. P. S. I don't own showbuisness, so no gatekeeping here.
@user-Natsu20012 жыл бұрын
He literally looks like Dinesh Chutgai and acts like him
@xploration14372 жыл бұрын
As opposed to figuratively?
@mariarahelvarnhagen27292 жыл бұрын
Frederick Translated Korean Seo Into The 5 At The End Of A Bunch Of Urdu Words And Then The Khmer Rouge Invented Thousands Of Ways To Say Goodbye
@marks.33032 жыл бұрын
I couldn't agree more.
@EPS50002 жыл бұрын
This guy shouldn’t have been allowed to be in Obi-Wan Kenobi. A few years ago he said Star Trek is better than Star Wars.
@wallyjackson95432 жыл бұрын
Go talk to a girl bro
@EPS50002 жыл бұрын
@@wallyjackson9543 You shouldn’t be allowed to act in the things you’re criticizing. Being in Eternals was fine, he didn’t talk bad about Marvel. But he shouldn’t have been in Obi-Wan Kenobi because he talked bad about Star Wars. It makes perfect sense what I said.
@fangofsilver55372 жыл бұрын
Did he talk trash about Star Wars or just that he liked Star Trek more? Not that it matter to me. Like sportsmen, as long as u do a good job u don´t have to like the club growing up;)
@EPS50002 жыл бұрын
@@fangofsilver5537 Rather than offer an opinion, he worded it as a statement, that Star Trek was in fact better. And he gave false facts as to why it's better.
@marks.33032 жыл бұрын
It is.
@tleeg745 ай бұрын
This guy is sooooooo NOT funny. Never has been.
@lalo38th412 жыл бұрын
He's not funny at all.
@andy2906 Жыл бұрын
Look all dudes do it except for liars, he is a good story teeller even if I didn't need to know that.