Bill Burr's Solution To Environmental Problems | CONAN on TBS

[@jacewhite8540]

Guy was ahead of the time, looking at the reaction to the UHC CEO

[@AddyA-hc6rk]

He just reacted and called the dude a mobster in a dirty game

[@peachout6227]

Bill Burr must have the biggest "i told ya" After all the population controls gigs he did over the years 😂😂😂

[@YouthEnergy]

I love it when Bill calls out the crowd for their cowardice

[@theworm8764]

Their... crowardice... I’ll leave

[@SvenTviking]

He’s telling them that the American dream is dead, bunkum. You can’t endlessly have success, promotion better car, two cars, better house, holiday home on the beach, and your wealth aint going to protect you if global warming gets bad. Christ knows when your average republican will understand that we need to ditch oil. A bad hurricane season with a bad Tornado season and drought? I dunno.

[@nubbiewubbie7285]

Cowardice...?

[@LeadersOfAFreeMind]

He’s fearless. He’ll go right at anyone. Even the whole audience. That philly incident unlocked him.

[@allsmilesguy]

SvenTviking I understand your fears but the science behind the climatechange is very often muddled with politics as well as not very accurate. We also have to consider the cost to more poverty stricken areas of The west and especially poor countries. If we suddenly stopped using oil, the cost of other means of energy are much higher. I forget where I learned it but there was a study that showed that feeding starving areas and.raising them further out of poverty allows the people within them to be more concerned with the environment. It makes sense, why tf would you care about climate change if you’re starving? That’s a luxury we have. So if your goal is to help with the climate you should support the poverty stricken everywhere.

[@PatrickWDunne]

This aged well

[@guyton3399]

Like a fine wine

[@BRO77TX]

Andy’s laugh is just as maniacal as Bill’s statement.

[@adamsarrazin3102]

It adds to the sinister supervillain aura when BB rubs his hands like that

[@adityamathur6938]

0:42 Andy laughing like a maniac xD

[@remnant24]

He has that Michael Jackson Thriller laugh.

[@Nergal_Slayer]

It's just as truthful

[@spiffykun]

"You can't, they own all the politicians" *Room Silent*

[@hotpotadoe3381]

spiffy fr, no one even dared comment on that subject

[@williamkrause5831]

Dropped Hotpotadoe either that or they just weren’t in the mood for politics lol

[@Kirisapostle12]

I didn't laughed either... It wasn't a laugh out loud joke.. It was a "put a smile on your face" kind of joke.. You don't have to continuesly laugh at every joke... Stop trying to sound smart in a youtube comments section

[@starwarfan8342]

Well we all already know that. It's not shocking or provocative at all to say.

[@vinnregi4882]

why laugh about the truth?

[@MikeEM1]

Bill Burr is too real and brilliant for that audience.

[@ulmo5536]

MikeEM1 which is really sad

[@joshuacoleman8000]

+Tim Dev Make sure its got a good spread! XD

[@johnnorfolk]

Nah. the 'real' people are the ones who got through blind panic and despair years ago and are working on the deep solutions we need to evolve and survive

[@weaponizedmemes3461]

True. But of all the talk show audiences, Conan's is probably the most down-to-earth.

[@rent2242]

They all laugh but he’s way too deep for them to understand.

[@RudolphCookie]

I live for the moments where Conan uploads a Bill Burr interview

[@TwiSteDx0x]

It's old though watched it before :(

[@MadnessTVGames]

Never clicked a video so fast

[@DatingForRealYoutubeChannel]

ImperialBiscuit - He is hilarious. :-D

[@jelly.bean19]

That's basically all I care about from Conan.

[@Sunnydelight77]

i live for them too. i wansomore.

[@levigutierrez7812]

Bill Burr and Thanos think alike 😂

[@ghaidahesham3644]

The fisrt thing i thought about 😂😂😂

[@0biRonKenobi]

Lol

[@OMGtheykilledKenny42]

Bill Burr's more hardcore.. he suggests 85% vs 50%

[@jasondashney]

Bill came so hard when Thanos explained his plan.

[@JustJordanLive]

Levi Gutierrez thanos is the hero we don’t deserve

[@sanghoonlee5171]

1:26 "Is that even a full sentence?" -- Bill Burr says that because usually he is very careful to speak in complete sentences. For all his crass laid-back persona (which is both genuine and an act), his language is always sophisticated--good grammar, EXCELLENT vocabulary, pleasing variations in syntax (how words are arranged in a sentence), full of lively analogies and examples plucked from real life observations that people instantly recognize. In school, he was probably the sort of kid who could write a decent essay all in his head in half a minute, but never on paper because then the process is too slow, too boring for his quick and distracted brain.

[@Ponn3s]

Bill is probably very intelligent but also burdened by some mental diagnosis like ADHD.

[@anthonyjs8048]

this reminds me of the rick and morty copypasta

[@unbearableunspeakablepaina1445]

Dude bill burr isnt some kind of edgy genius chill out lmao

[@Paul-dw2cl]

A lot of people from massachusetts are pretty intelligent, sharp & quick, even if they weren’t good in school.

[@Ibimpjexoxo]

@@unbearableunspeakablepaina1445 he's smarter than you, might not say much but still.

[@VesperShadows]

I can't wait to hear Bill Burr talking about the coronavirus.

[@charliep9342]

He talks about it on his podcast its v funny

[@Mikki44]

Like he does with Ebola, lol. "Why can't people just go into the woods & bleed out like a man."

[@fortunatesambo6523]

I need to see it

[@reinforcedpenisstem]

He takes it fairly seriously and says to wear a mask and stfu

[@TheGeneralDisarray]

I liked his line on Rogan "I'm not gonna sit here with no medical degree, listening to you with no medical degree, and pretend like we know anything"

[@thephoenixxy]

It's impossible not to love Bill Burr. Talks crazy but says the right things, while still being respectful somehow.

[@teeds88]

-somehow- somewhat

[@lonelytraveler541]

He's not crazy

[@Thawhid]

Right

[@joshuagould548]

He almost never says the right things lol, but I think that's the point.

[@Downitbreak]

Bill burr is love..bill burr is life..

[@nathanwilliams4005]

Forever Bill Burr, Bill Burr Forever.

[@DocMajor]

Someone come get this weeb trash and take it out, please.

[@snakepliskin23]

Breakitdown live laugh love.. With bill burr

[@Hutchings02]

please dont ever say live laugh love again. that is the most egotistical motto ever.

[@bobboblawislove3798]

SiDeadde LOL! LIVE LAUGH LOVE😂😂

[@FanaticBro]

Conan loves this guy and I don't blame him!

everyone loves burr

[@FanaticBro]

Glenn Coco you don't!

[@BadDriversOfTheIllawarra]

YOU GO GLENN COCO!

[@chandramohan_sonder]

The way he points at the camera at 1:57 and says "they need to eliminated", I think he's actually upto something.

[@edrueter9]

I wish Jimmy Fallon would watch these videos that Conan uploads to learn how to conduct an interview and to see what legitimate laughing reactions look like.

[@ernestitoe]

When Burr did his rant about gold-digging whores on Fallon's show, Fallon hid his face and giggled like a nervous pre-teen.

[@allthesmallthings1041]

Yes

[@bossman8805]

This is fake as well dumbass

[@asrieldreemurr6209]

@@bossman8805 all laughing is fake

[@andyd6338]

I don't get the fallon hate, conan laughs in a similar way here, i know someone who laughs like fallon and its not fake

[@Hatingmeisconforming]

Bill burr has been on Conan alot lately, I like it!

[@Sloth55Chunk]

Hating me is conforming This is an old one. From early to mid 2016

[@conor8629]

Hating me is conforming My two favorite Irish-Americans other than my own grandma

[@DankMemeTeacher]

Hating me is conforming i hate you

[@Hatingmeisconforming]

ClutchClick why thank you

[@pleasekys28]

@@Hatingmeisconforming Yh two years on, I hate you too.

[@AR-oc2cl]

The audience is too scared to laugh. Bill deserves better, the man is a genius.

[@calebshade4991]

Yeah it’s kinda unfortunate, usually Conan has a really good crowd.

[@Tufarock]

Clearly an audience full of cruise ship enthusiasts.

[@MrCalinorge]

Ya, because he mentioned Trump and didn't put him down. Usually when you mention Trump, it's like Pavlov's dogs, you have to boo.

[@heckingbamboozled8097]

@David Lee Except they laughed at his Trump jokes... Why do you feel the need to make everything us vs them?

[@sourbar41]

David Lee glad you know the agenda ... back in the day all the soilders had to boo at Jesus while he died .. they weren’t thinking boo

[@johnsmithee6660]

After watching Infinity War... Thanos = Purple Bill Burr

[@jtheman4678]

Damn now everytime i watch that movie and just imagine bill burr as thanos lmfao

[@abhimanyukhadwal]

Bill Burr = Red Thanos

[@BM-zp5ec]

“It’s a simple calculus” -bill burr probably lol

[@GangeHrolfr]

Bill Purp

[@bplup6419]

Perfectly balanced... as all things- I don't know.

[@jakelund2143]

"If only you could get them all on a cruise." Look up who was all on the Titanic. It's been done.

[@timlee7038]

Very interesting

[@xx4rch4xx]

And it made for a great movie. Creating jobs!

[@colonelbostwick9847]

Bingo. FED

[@AD-eg9cw]

There were a lot of heroic people on the Titanic.

[@DavidArriola]

The poor died. The rich lived. So it has not been done.

[@volcryndarkstar]

"They need to be eliminated." The delivery of that line was so cold 🤣

[@rain8222]

I really could spend hours watching this guy he is awesome

[@tommyguy9677]

He does a weekly podcast, Monday Morning Podcast, at billburr.com and also iTunes

[@ArmandoSanchez-tl1rc]

he has a podcast

[@vapcdoc]

I wish Bill Burr had his own late night show Edit: This got a lot of replies so in case Conan see's this he's awesome too. Conan you should use this as proof people watch your videos on youtube. Also help!

he has a podcast, and goes on joe rogans podcast pretty often

[@aridpheonix]

look up cellar crowd on youtube

[@omgJules]

Kev Crick He has a podcast that he does every week, I recommend listening to it if you're a fan of his.

[@TomSNC]

iJx I do too, uploads twice a week monday and Thursday and they are great. My fave comedian

[@oB19o]

go listen to his podcast then...

[@deltaop1reload]

*Bill Burr should get his own show, where he just rants about stuff. I would pay to watch it.*

[@travis5250]

I just looked up his podcast and every episode begins the description with "Bill rambles about..."

[@MuellerRPhilip]

he has a podcast

[@danehales2021]

His podcast

[@spencerantoniomarlen-starr3069]

The Monday Morning Podcast

[@Culperrr]

You know he does comedy, right? It doesn't matter which one you watch... Tis a rant to be heard.

[@professional_tool_user]

Aged like fine wine

[@jmorales09]

This guy needs to be on here a lot more.

[@THEJIGGADREWSHOW]

Bill Burr is incredible...Somewhere in between Gandhi and O.J. Simpson....

[@KungFuFarting]

THEJIGGADREWSHOW that's the perfect balance

[@THEJIGGADREWSHOW]

Vincent DeFiore Thanks... Bill Burr and Kevin Hart need to make a movie(rated nc-17) together asap... :))

[@Hussein-vy9dv]

Isn't everyone in between OJ and Gandhi, unless youre some serial killer

[@THEJIGGADREWSHOW]

Hussein An eye for an eye will only make the whole world blind...

[@Hussein-vy9dv]

Not sure what you're trying to say. All I said was that OJ and Ghandi are almost at 2 ends of a spectrum, which most people fall in between

[@conantribe]

'it'd probably be a good thing if most of us died'

[@uzairkhokhar4918]

Sakshi dammit...this the second time I'm seeing your comment on a bill burr video...sakshi ek mauqa dedey...we have something in common I swear...

[@summushieremiasclarkson4700]

Thirsty.

[@RineYFD]

Is it wrong that I actually agree with that sentence?

[@darkkiwi6312]

Anyone who agrees with bill should do us a favour and kill themselves already

[@nuux1560]

You're cute

[@philip_roa]

Bill Burr (when talking about environmentalism): “It would be a good thing if most of us died.” He’s not exactly wrong.

[@KarlSchoenefeld4]

He's 100% right. I've been saying there's too many people before I even heard Bill Burr. When he said it, as if he already wasn't hilarious enough, went straight to my favorite comedian of all time.

[@tonistaak]

We haven't reached peak yet, birth rate is already falling, 9 or 10 billion people is inevitable, u can't drastically lower birth rate. Once population reaches peak, it will start decreasing

[@philip_roa]

@@tonistaak How and why will it start decreasing?

[@ycampos]

It would solve two problems: world hunger and overpopulation

[@tonistaak]

@@philip_roa because Number of people who will die will be more than born

[@Mark-sk6om]

Comrade Bill

[@thunderdrake13]

Conan reuploads so many bill Burr interviews that I can't tell which is new and which is old

[@irfantastic9344]

thunderdrake13 conan doesn't upload anything

[@millsykooksy4863]

Marius Doi 😂😂😂😂🥂

[@gayerest]

Try looking at the upload date.

[@Degenerate999]

What good would that do? This is a reupload. looking at the upload date doesnt tell him when it was first uploaded, if it was uploaded before.....

[@gayerest]

My bad. I read that original comment wrong.

[@bannedtalks2030]

Bill Burr is a genius, how he plays with the audience, he is always connected with the audience, if he doesn't feel some kind of feedback from the audience he will react instinctively and make them laugh

[@borismuller86]

Burr for President 2020.

[@whipcreammm3125]

Boris Müller I'm down with that

[@neuroflare]

He can't get any balder from stress, so....

[@jovanleon7]

And his first move after being elected is eliminating a third of the world's population, starting from America

[@cosmosofinfinity]

Feel the Burrn

[@nonoriginalproduct]

Idk man. I think he is hilarious, but those random angry murderous thoughts?

[@Ronaldo92379]

I love how Bill is lowkey serious about all he says and Conan knows it but turns it into banter/jokes..

[@riverpascual7592]

heard you loud and clear, thanos. loud and clear.

[@oldham42]

if andy richter ever leaves the show, i want bill burr to replace him

[@mehdiizermine873]

Jordan O Bill could never be as great a sidekick as andy because Bill Burr is way smart and funny and would steal Conan's thunder for sure.

[@kennytee6882]

Jordan O Bill Burr could be the host instead and Conan can downgrade to sidekick level

[@BiggestRedditor]

Mehdi Izermine No. There's more to the job than going off on long random rants. Bill is funny but he wouldn't make a good host. Conan lets his guests shine, bill is such a talker he'd probably just take over every conversation

[@f22shift]

If you ever see andy off camera dude it crude and hilarious. I wish they unleash him on tv.

[@Hutchings02]

you dont understand what andy is there for, and you have no clue what bill is about

[@ChibsterofNurgy]

Bill Burr and Conan, always a classic, always a classic

[@Tommyr]

I can listen to Bill all day, every day!

[@Juber777]

He has a podcast. fyi

[@Reijainrobo]

Tommyr only on Mondays

[@Hi.Im.Levi.]

Reijanrobo he also checks in on ya

[@allamericandude15]

It's sad that none of the 2020 candidates are discussing sinking cruise ships.

[@brandondowdy4220]

Wish both of them were shipped off to a retirement home

[@tapiocamango]

The way Bill looks at the camera and says: "And they need to be eliminated" @1:56 😂😂😂

[@joedesalvo3316]

the problem with common sense is its not that common.. unless you are Bill Burr

[@MegaAwesomeguys]

Bring back Timothy Olyphant.

[@VenomHernandez]

Meetings under the mountains, dressed like Yaks having those eyes wide shut parties

[@Twice_Marvel]

MrBlueKnight classic

[@VenomHernandez]

ERIC GIBSON Lol I still watch that clip

[@WOLFGANG634]

I could literally listen to him talk all day, you never have to guess what he's thinking, because he tells you. Everything he says is both thought-provoking and hilarious XXD

[@RaulieGonzo97]

Andy’s laugh is what makes this video for me 😂😂😂

[@OLGMC]

Bill: "I would be good if most of us died" Corona: Say no more fam

[@martinprior2565]

But it wont kill anywhere near most of us coz its basically the flu...

[@mrbillfeng]

haha, corona’s death rate is super low tho

[@robertf6344]

Naw, you have to send infected people into nursing homes to get any kind of death rate out of that overblown BS.

[@jfs1246]

Bill speaking the truth at 2:05 once again LOL "They own all the politicians" TRUTH!!!

[@gabiluch87]

The “lets get rid off most of on-the-way people” bit has really evolved thru the years. The cruise ship idea is the pinnacle of years of complaining and it’s awesome... it’s all beautifully performed in his last special

[@Mark_Slams]

GOOD IDEA, BILL

[@darktagmaster1861]

I've been saying that about bankers AND CEO''s for yrs

[@nikhilekbote7422]

Give this man the infinity stones.

[@coenpat]

Ahh yes, the Thanos solution

[@sizzlechestmcmurphy4365]

You know how truly funny a guest is by the laughter from Andy.

[@anthonyreynoso7275]

Conan's reactions to the stuff Bill says is priceless

[@devinosceola6241]

1:50 Bill Burr speakin truth bout bankers😭😭 they needa be eliminated

[@Heidegaff]

I've always said we should listen to Burr more often

[@TetFeMal]

The best part about Bill is you never know when he's serious. We know he's nuts we just don't know when.

[@junebug9594]

“Let’s hear him out” Bill Burr should hire someone to follow him around and ONLY say this when Bill starts to say something wild

[@sideshowbob]

"You gotta figure out a way to thin out the herd" Covid-19: "Hold my Beer"

[@gorginhanson]

Population is still up from 3 years ago

[@tedunguent156]

It's (almost) amazing that the average audience just doesn't get it until the sign lights up that says, "applaud". Bill is a realist and they are children waiting to be told what to do and what to think.

[@MeMyselfand8888]

On a Bill Burr marathon. Love it ! 😍😍

[@xxagonzxx]

I understand the chances of this is near 0 but hear me out, can't we pass a law to create a Maximum wage for politicians and other government officials, that way if they have more money than they're supposed to then they can go under investigation to see if they are conducting corrupt deals. I don't think politicians should be millionaires, that makes no sense at all.

[@zissou6928]

Imagine him and Flula going at it

[@MinGamingKanal]

Haha, yes!

[@saip_9544]

9enius completely two different types of comedy. while both funny i doubt they would work together.

[@zissou6928]

saip _ Think about it. They would both just be trying to understand each other until it just becomes bizzarely abstract

[@CJ-gy8ie]

I wanna see him and Jordan Schlansky go at it, debate style, moderated by Flula.

[@zissou6928]

You believe in Santa too?

[@BryonLetterman]

Bill Burr is hilarious, but there's usually a pretty good point somewhere in what he's saying

[@GodsSon987]

Nestle CEO be like 😳

[@se9f282]

I'm on a Bill Burr binge, I can't help myself.

[@arinkulshi]

Wish he would just post the entire interview.

[@Brocious4]

Bill Burr is Thanos!!

[@KidPersepolis]

Is this old?

[@kasperw5597]

Yeah, it is

[@4tech404]

yes

[@RossPitSharkHunter]

No... I mean yes.

[@4tech404]

idk ? I was so disappointed.

[@4tech404]

porcupotomus nah, it's old video. I've seen it before.

[@abc456f]

Love how he'll confront the audience. No fear.

[@ninaa4192]

Bill Burr: "we gotra start thinning the herd." 2020: "we got you fam."

[@snicklesnockle7263]

Not really. The cdc says only 6% of reported corona deaths are definitively from corona. The rest had co-morbidities, like kidney disease and such, and were only listed as from corona because the CARES act pays hospitals for every "listed" corona death.

[@shamrock141]

@@snicklesnockle7263 do you have a link to that CDC report

[@alexp.4270]

Nothin makes me smile like Ol' Billy blush balls!

[@Boomabanga]

Arent a lot of enviromental scientists now saying its too late to really do anything? We fucked up.

[@SomethingSeemsOff]

we can slow down the warming drastically if the world prioritized that enough. But that won't ever happen lol

[@thevoxdeus]

Well, you know, treat it like being on a roller coaster. I mean, once that sucker starts going down the track, it's too late to get off anyway. If it goes off the tracks it goes off the tracks, it's out of your control, so just enjoy the ride. The ice caps are going to melt. Weather patterns are going to shift. The earth will probably have a harder time sustaining all the people on it. Oh well, we're on that track now, we committed to it long before we realized what we were truly getting into, and if we all die, then we all die. Just enjoy the ride.

[@SomethingSeemsOff]

but yeah no matter what we do, we already killed off over 50% of the world's animal species, and a good amount more are expected to go extinct in the next 50 years too.

[@SomethingSeemsOff]

hmmm let me clarify, i'm solely referring to the animal species that have been around since when the industrial revolution started(around 1850) So i'm not including all the previous animals/lifeforms that existed before the earth's 5 extinction events. (I'm currently really stoned so sorry if my thought process is difficult to follow)

[@Vendrix86]

it's ok, everyone reading your comment will die long before it starts affecting us on a daily basis. When our grandkids are seniors they may start to see the beginnings of it but not now. This is also the same reason why oil execs don't care what they're doing to the planet. They know they'll die wealthy and they won't have to deal with mother nature gone wrong years down the road so they have no desire to change their destructive ways.

[@ThisGuyDrives]

I saw him last year in Tucson doing the cruise ship bit. The part he left out was that he was the one sinking them. He's out in ocean in the distance and you can hear the techno music coming from the ships club. He starts mimicking the dance music beat as he gets behind a minigun. Not many people can talk about committing mass murder and make it as hilarious as him.

[@teeds88]

that's one hell of a minigun if you want to sink a cruise ship with it!

[@JonCollinsMedia]

He said the difference between him and a psychopath is he doesn't act on his feelings of wanting to commit mass murder 😂

[@ryder1757]

Wait what let's hear him out lol. And I love the fact that bill burr sits around and thinks of these stuff lol

[@DekkarJr]

Bill Burr Current Day: There are SOME STATEMENTS I WOULD LIKE TO ADDRESS...

[@howcansheslapcentral]

Perfectly balanced, as all things should be *Snaps his fingers* Half the cruise ships in the world turn to grey dust

[@flala2261]

"Being quiet like what I'm saying is insane" 😄

[@ThugByChoice]

He's just the greatest

[@wiselichosen6366]

I love bill burr😍😍he just keeps me laughing. Its like everything he says is funny. Even the way he talks is hilarious

[@clutchtastic_]

This is my eighth video in a row. I can't stop watching these because they're both so funny!

[@kevin-zv7dg]

i would love to see bill burr getting these interviews in his late 60s

[@nsh1772]

1:56 This should be memed

[@Karynthian]

Bill is the original Thanos

[@IPIay01]

I love Bill's thoughts. I could listen to these segments all day.

[@themiserykid]

Some of the things he says would normally offend me (not in this interview in particular), but he's funny enough that I like him. It's a very fine line.

[@muhammaDEsmustafa]

They should make an avengers satirical movie, bull burr should play Thanos and just go open-mic/freestyle comedy when someone asks him about his motives. Make it happen

[@eljaroebeukes5118]

The hardest choices require the strongest wills.

[@RealHexJoker]

people dont want to come to terms with the fact that our way of life is coming to an end

[@ThisGuyDrives]

john quackers please, we have a long, long way to go before that happens.

[@Xx3l]

You're obviously one of those people.

[@shakir1998]

Probably not us, our great great grand kids probably.

[@MrKaje72]

Idk why, but when he says, "they're killers-and they are(pauses) and they need to be eliminated." I die

[@MadMax78526]

I can honestly say I understand and relate to everything Bill Burr says...brilliant man with some good old American common sense...thanks for speaking truth Bill...

[@yashbajpai4312]

Bill burr is amazing, I can relate to everything he says

[@pipetman4645]

0:32 Holy cow the prophecy has been achieved... Randomly sinkin’ cruise ships (via COVID-19) 😂😂

[@VeraDeHavilland]

pfffft i thought of the exact same thing LMFAOOOO he's this generation's prophet

[@Creator-saml]

It sank the profitable of Cruise ship.

[@MooseCode]

Stares straight into the camera “they need to be eliminated”

[@francissinatra8774]

Bill Burr: I would randomly sink cruise ships Coronavirus: Heeheh

[@fastpace101]

Every Conan audience underappreciates his greatness..

[@ehawk7921]

He's got a point there, if you'd ask me.

[@naimakka1949]

0:11 bat soup: say no more fam

[@rain.enthusiast]

well. if any cruise ships come back to harbor with no people or staff, at least we'll know what happened to them.

[@mohammedumar6593]

After watching the Patriot Act episode on cruises, I agree with Bill Burr!

[@irfanlateef4939]

I want an one hour loop of just Conan laughing to bill burr.