Conan & Jordan Schlansky Air Their Grievances To Relationship Psychologists | Conan O'Brien Radio

[@radiofacecomedy]

Jordan doesn't get enough credit for how INTENTIONALLY funny he is. That tuft of hair riff is a good example of him really knowing how to play the room.

[@lulumish8991]

Same. He got me really good with the “tufts of hair” lines, lol.

[@RuthwikRao]

exactly! A lot of his genius has been misattributed to his personality alone that he himself doesn't recognize but he obviously knows and has learned to use it to use it to his advantage over the years lol.

[@avidadolares]

You know very little about comedy if you think he has a comedic mind at all. Conan sets it up. Jordan alone is not even remotely funny.

[@radiofacecomedy]

@@avidadolares sorry, but that's rubbish. Jordan clearly understands timing, emphasis, the importance of a funny word or phrase. And even his on screen 'character' is clearly an exaggerated version of his real persona. He absolutely knows what he's doing, even if Conan knew how to make the most of it.

[@shanustheanus]

​@avidadolares YOU know very little about comedy if you want to discuss your opinion as fact. The universally accepted fact about comedy is that it's subjective.

[@ThatsOnYoutube]

My grievance: Not enough Jordan and Conan material.

[@MetaPixel7]

I couldn't possibly agree more.

[@paarthurnaxshouldlive8962]

I absolutely concur

[@infinitestare]

unanimously

[@MoneyChanger02]

@paarthurnaxshouldlive8962 concur of course comes from the Latin “concurere” meaning to assemble in crowds. I think we all would agree that the “electronic crowd,” if i may use an analogy in this electronic “space” (that itself being an analogy i understand, but i digress), the “electronic crowd” that would form would we get more Jordan and Conan content here on KZbin would rival those gathered to hear the great orator Marcus Tullius Cicero or perhaps even the modern day pseudo-philanthropist, Mr. Beast, to use a more apt comparison as my “electronic crowd” is of course meant to refer to the subscriber count on this fine channel.

[@luiscamino]

This

[@pancakesean6888]

Within 20 seconds Jordan is talking about a word origin and linking it to latin. This man is a national treasure.

[@avidadolares]

Give that tired embarrassingly over used "national treasure" line a break. What a hack thing to say that has been repeated ad nauseum. smh

[@der.Schtefan]

The best thing is that he made a difference between the classical and the ecclesial pronounciation. loool

[@alec57]

​@@avidadolaresYou say that and then use the phrase "smh" which has also been used to death. The irony.

[@kelleygreengrass]

You're rude, mean and boring. ​@avidadolares

[@nl5828]

but “national treasure” of which nation? i am guessing for jordan, he would like that nation to be italy, and not usa! 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@luizalexandre2204]

The funniest thing is the doctor taking it seriously😂😂

[@cb1784]

Like a lot of good comedy - they need to play it straight! I believe Bryan Cranston said something similar about working on Malcolm in the Middle. They might have been told to play it seriously

[@Npolowy]

comedy needs base reality and when you question the premise of a show, it falls apart. They do a great balance of laughter and stopping the behavior and correcting.

[@raukoring]

​@@cb1784you don't even need a conspiracy that they were told to.. those are witty people they catch up and go with the flow. When conan was filming all his stuff outside it was unscripted. He has his magic and people hop on his waves naturally. He is a fantastic comedian :)

[@OArchivesX]

right lmao. The doctors really be out there trying to market their services on Conan by thinking this is serious xD The worst part is she thinks you should never correct anyone

[@der.Schtefan]

Oh, they are all in on the joke ;)

[@LiaKozatch]

“As a scientist” made me cough laugh.

[@solvseus]

Bro understood the assignment.

[@FU7IM7CANADIAN]

He's referring to the scientists in the room.

[@longtallshorty5791]

@@solvseus you should understand originality.

[@milwaukeeskosher]

Jordan always has a mental breakdown when his system tells him he should be laughing

[@Tonyhouse1168]

404 system error

[@FallenSky925]

@@Tonyhouse1168 channeling my inner jordan. The 4xx errors are actually not server side errors but on the client side. The 5xx errors are the server side errors. In this case I believe jordan is suffering a 500 error.

[@langyd4518]

but the 500 systems error encompass the whole system error, so hypothetically Jordan could be suffering from a 400 system error followed closely by a 500 systems error cumulating in a total comprehensive 6xx error that manifests whenever he can’t stop laughing at Conan

[@ropeboyo-fullstreamsandass2569]

Jordan, as far as we know, is a human, not a web application

[@milwaukeeskosher]

@@ropeboyo-fullstreamsandass2569 that's debatable

[@Bibyyb]

Just finished the hot ones conan episode and saw this next. Today is a good day 💚

[@ramyatn1953]

Same, buddy. Same.

[@davidt.5744]

Same 😊

[@ali-wk3hy]

Same here, it's an auspicious day

[@fredadams2297]

That is about to happen in reverse for me.

[@ZakFierce]

Wait what?

[@mrbeans2425]

Jordan "as a scientist " lmfaoooo

[@MrSinjoy]

Least condescending Jordan Schlansky quote.

[@madcoda]

“I’m something of a scientist myself”

[@SimBol1216]

​@@madcoda Impressive; your parents must be very proud!

[@Dr_Jim57]

@@SimBol1216 its a quote hence the quotation marks useless tool

[@nerovondoom6298]

He does do various tasks.

[@Rubberneck1965]

I will never grow tired of this content. Anything with Jordan is an automatic watch. Even when I'm on here searching for something else completely different, I pause that search, watch Jordan Schlansky, then resume.

[@rocketreindeer]

Me too. I've always liked Conan, but if I see a Conan and Jordan video, suddenly I have to watch it.

[@Rubberneck1965]

@@rocketreindeer Today was great. This and then Conan on Hot Ones, that was crazy fun.

[@keylimegween]

ive never seen jordan smile this much

[@sburneys]

Jordan breaking character is the most wonderful thing in the world

[@RuthwikRao]

go watch the episode on the train, you'll think he's having an actual mental breakdown lol

[@sburneys]

@@RuthwikRao That episode is funny as human soil

[@Uarehere]

And laugh!

[@tangocat73]

Check out “Conan and Jordan Wine tasting in Italy” too!

[@geisaune793]

It’s always crazy how fast a conversation can go off the rails with these two

[@rocketreindeer]

I am literally crying through this. Seeing Jordan trying earnestly not to laugh and losing it just added to it, especially with Conan starting to lose it in response. Jordan and Conan together is on my top shelf laugh level and weirdly, never gets played out for some reason.

[@boxmike87]

"When you correct him, that's contempt" lol that sums up Conan and Jordan

[@DustinHorvath1987]

"I see."

[@akash.akbarabadi]

The 'Tonight Show' return, the 'Hot Ones' season finale and now another Jordan offering - Conan has been spoiling us rotten this week ! 💘

[@gurudogg123]

Couples therapist here: Most people viewing this don’t realize, but these two, especially John, are a couple of the most influential people ever in the world of couples therapy. These two are legends in the mental health treatment community.

[@The0vum]

That's good to know. I had no idea (and I bet most others didn't either). Thanks!

[@yohei72]

My girlfriend and I recently started couples therapy with a therapist who uses the Gottman methods. Very interesting stuff and seems useful so far.

[@Niberspace]

but they are probably swooned by being in the same room with a legendary scientist too

[@infinitestare]

do you think neuroscience, biochemistry and psychopharmacology will eventually fully displace psychology and talk therapy?

[@thomasdemoor874]

Jordan, is that you?

[@jbanders2358]

It's a crime to cut this video short. Please release the entire video soon. So good.

[@mypal1990]

Jordan flowering words never cease to amaze me.

[@Merthalophor]

fr, you can say he's an annoying smartass, but some of the sentences sound like they've been lifted of a carefully written and revised textbook

[@JDH_MUSIC]

OMG Schlansky: "I'm not trying to insult you, but as a scientist I was wondering..." 😂😂😂😂😂

[@Niberspace]

this will become the new way of calling someone fat, mark my words

[@nerovondoom6298]

The best way to insult and sound respectful.

[@MichaelFranklinCODPROS]

During 07:55 Jordan said "You tell me what you know and I tell you what I know" Jordan laughed. He's implying Conan don't have actual information LOL

[@emu_warrior]

exactly, I laughed so hard at that

[@tiredhands1]

While also dripping with contempt. Don't ever change Jordan. Could you imagine the dynamic between Conan and Jordan if they took all the advice on board?

[@JeremyAu]

Absolutely 100% hilarious

[@yashpathak8929]

I see Conan and Jordan - i click

[@TheBanhagel]

Me too... Comedy Duo

[@rickrush]

Jordan and Conan are actually my favorite all-time talk show duo.

[@freshraven3043]

WE NEED THE WHOLE VIDEO

[@PAKULYA]

We all needed this one episode where Jordan is cracking up the most! GOLD

[@MustbeTheBassest]

"why are you such a mess?!" "I'm type A..." 😂

[@keeyawn5390]

I was a massive Conan fan when I was a kid through young adult, and I fell off after the typical busy adult life stuff. I was reminded after watching Hot Ones today, and I totally forgot about the hilarity of Conan and Jordan together. The upside is I have hours of Conan content I can watch that I have not seen already. Lots of catching up to do.

[@avidadolares]

Jordan's pomposity is next level. I honestly think if Jordan could ever meet himself, the two clones would die of old age correcting each other and expounding on the derivation and Latin roots of every word spoken. In fact, an actual finished thought would never even be completed because each word would be disected by both Jordans all the way to the origins of mankind and possibly time itself.

[@sentientbeans]

Yes

[@YowzaBowzaWowza]

Verbal perpetual motion

[@Astern-ry2kp]

Conan and Jordan need to video themselves watching the 6 Star wars movies together!!! Instant Gold!!!

[@jkap34]

Conan ruined the premiere of Episode 1 for Jordan because Conan was sitting behind him doing bits in his ear.

[@fntm182]

thats just jordan telling conan to shut up

[@yohei72]

@@jkap34Episode 1 ruined the premiere of Episode 1.

[@jimmydishkawnt]

Arent there 9 starwars movies?

[@Niberspace]

YES! I've never watched those snore fest movies but I'd be willing to watch it with that audio commentary

[@wyskass861]

One of Jordan's many various roles, includes "scientist"

[@Niberspace]

his scientific instruments are his grooming appliances

[@arkadiuszsmorag6145]

I get that reference 😅

[@jeffreyquartier3071]

"Unlike you signore" 😂😂😂😂

[@englishforcanada]

I’m recovering from surgery at home and I’m so grateful to have an abundance of Conan and Jordan clips to help me laugh. Only problem is they make my stitches hurt 😂 Please make more!

[@Lemeow_7]

You’ve no idea how RIDICULOUSLY happy I get when its this duo. Jordan and Conan, oh you guys are fantastic 😌🧡

[@jonathanjoestar9730]

Conan and Jordan, this has quickly become my favorite podcast of all time. I’ve never belly laughed so hard from a podcast. PLEASE record more of these. I even downloaded the sirius XM app and signed up to listen to this. I’m begging you guys. I love you both!!1!1!

[@mikecronis]

Jordan is like Midas; pure gold! Seriously awesome! Like Abbott and Costello, Laurel and Hardy, and David Spade and Chris Farley. Amazingly good. ROAD TRIP!

[@deusexmachina2222]

As a red head... Bathroom lighting can make our hairs invisible lol it’s almost the entire reason I just grew my beard out because I got so damn tired of thinking I got everything and then as soon as I stepped into natural lighting suddenly have a beard showed up on my face

[@ZakFierce]

Well I'm glad you did, you look much better with the beard

[@MrSinjoy]

I'm brown-haired and have the same issue to a lesser degree. My eyesight's fine, it's just the unnatural light that's the issue.

[@deanakalova3063]

As a fellow redhead, same, except leg hair, and maybe a little blond mustache 😞 can't see at all until natural sunlight.

[@berserker2.0]

@deusexmachina2222 dude did you just copied the other guy's comment in this comment section and pasted?

[@deusexmachina2222]

@@berserker2.0 Legitimately I didn’t… No I’m gonna have to see where that comment is Honestly this is kind of exciting… I’ve tried looking online for tips for redheads to handle facial hair but found nothing so I wasn’t sure if I was some kind of weirdo

[@wingflex5367]

When a new Jordan video is uploaded, I feel happy in various ways, variously.

[@ryanbradt929]

"Italian isn't your first language" lmao Jordan is a comic genius. The subtle comedy behind that sentence is brilliant

[@krisfinley6706]

Seeing Jordan crack up this much is fantastic 😄

[@jopo6876]

Female psychologist: STOP. Stop describing him. Just describe you. * continues to allow Jordan to describe Conan’s body hair *

[@pppexplorer]

Refreshingly, this is the first time I've seen experts brought in to intervene between Conan and Jordan actually challenge Conan as well. Over the years, they usually side with or go easy on Conan because his show is paying them. Examples are when the show brought in an HR professional, a therapist, and an officer organizer to see Conan and Jordan at different times, years ago. 😄😁

[@emppyrean]

this is grievously interesting. more with these experts please

[@Stingray000]

I agree with most other comments. We need more Jordan and Conan. I could watch these guys for hours. Always crack me up

[@dgs.creates]

After watching the Hot Ones interview my view of Conebone has forever been changed. I'm slightly traumatized & a little scared, but I love it.

[@user82938]

I am dying to see this full interview.

[@decisive-dolphin]

how do you watch this whole episode?

[@miserycord0666]

He brought on a doctor to Hot ones lmaooo he’s a comedy legend

[@jjhaya]

I also came from that legend of an episode 😂. Although I believe that 'Doctor' was one of the writers of the late-night show before 😅.

[@Tonyhouse1168]

Jose Arroyo, great writer and cartoonist. “Dr, can you feel my pulse? I think it’s racing.” “Yes, it’s….there.”

[@jkap34]

​@@jjhaya he was, so funny.

[@mediocreman2]

"doctor" 😅

[@zela0017]

Conan is the boss we all wish we have

[@goodlookingcorpse]

And, unfortunately, the boss that the boss thinks they are.

[@ct6852]

For everyone except Jordan.

[@mediocreman2]

I don't know, the put downs everyday would get old.

[@zela0017]

@@mediocreman2 you're not fun at parties are u

[@sawdustandiamonds]

@@zela0017not wanting to be put down as a joke at work can get old lol what?

[@Tackleqb]

Lmfao when the doctors begin to turn on Conan at the end because they like when Jordan said the pronounciation of ‘doctor’ is when I totally lost it. 😂😂

[@r.c8756]

These episodes are comedy gold. After 5 episodes in the row, my jaw is starting to ache from laughing too much...

[@Chris-kc6nv]

Keep the material coming Coney!! (In Sandlers voice) Love from the U.K 🤘🏻🫡

[@fendel_]

The Conan & Jordan Show should be every week!

[@shellbacksclub]

Could watch these 2 forever!

[@thecrazyhobo]

Watching Jordan crack up always gets me. 🤣

[@GannaLavrova]

I love this therapy session so much

[@talim889]

Please upload the full shows, this is too short!

[@surfgator8294]

This is WONDERFUL!!

[@Affi_Shergill]

Conan and Jordan should start their own show🎉

[@Uarehere]

Conan Needs an Enemy

[@Lurdiak]

There's a big sign in the back of the room that reads "The Conan & Jordan Show"

[@Niberspace]

I think this couples therapy might be as a warmup for that, as in its current state Conan knows he wouldn't survive doing a fulltime show with him

[@culwin]

Yeah those guys should have a podcast

[@pho3nix-]

Such a genuine smile at 7:05

[@cbwavy]

1:55 Lol how the therapist caught Conan about to criticize Jordan. He had to shut up for a minute

[@ramyatn1953]

I want to hear every Jordan - Conan therapy session :)

[@CVR-2023]

I could watch these two for hours upon end, it’s just brilliant to watch, I don’t stop smiling when these two are together 😊😂

[@marval9119]

I've got a fever, and the only prescription is more Conan and Jordan together!

[@jornheinemeier3509]

I cannot get enough of this. I actually shed a tear when the video stopped.

[@meintingles4396]

One of the greatest clips.

[@Tackleqb]

Please please do more Conan+Jordan please!!!! 🙏🙏

[@ldyb1712]

We really need to have a podcast with Ralph Macchio and Jordan. They would spend the entire time debating about the pronounciation of his name, hahaha.

[@sarahxDjiggzz]

Whenever I feel anxious or sad I come back to watch this clip and it cheers me up.

[@eliasattara]

This is by far The Best episode of this podcast from every aspect!!! Wow😂

[@UPB78]

These never fail to entertain, and i love the fact that they bring other guests to the table so they can join in on the conversation

[@mycollegeshirt]

This is so good. I didnt know I needed

[@soonsims]

it's the first time i see jordan laugh in the 10 years i watch the various conan shows and it's hilarious . he makes a fair point

[@Richard-me6eq]

Pure gold😅😅😅😅 love the humor bouncing on and off with the psycholgists😂😂. More pls🙏

[@adjustableisland8806]

This lesson on contempt is very much appreciated, because I think my life is full of it -- Getting it and giving it.

[@Cyfa48]

Please, more of all of this.

[@Tonyhouse1168]

CONAN WAS ON HOT ONES TODAY! It was instantly the best episode ever. Long live Conan “Good Times” O’Brien, our 🐐 for ever.

[@rhysioeren3203]

Looking forward for the rest of this 🤓.

[@fritzfelole]

It is always good to have Jordan and Conan in the same room...Hahahahaha

[@wafong75]

Omg... Just got from a fucked day at work.. and now I am crying with laughter ....this gold I am telling u ... Gold !!!!! .... 😂😂😅

[@Tone2K]

Where is the rest of this!? I need to catch this rest.

[@julioa5930]

This is the best thing online!!!!

[@_clorp]

she's so wise. theyve been needing this forever

[@madsolar480]

Bro the elephant in the room got me so good😅😅😂 good one Jordan!!

[@Desolate1]

MORE PLEASE🙏

[@NoName-fp2nd]

This made me happy!

[@arvydussibonus1712]

I listened to the whole thing on SiriusXM and it’s one of the best things they’ve ever done.

[@jenymaryjane]

Never clicked a video so fast. Does anyone know which episode of the podcast this is from?

[@Mowmauf]

I believe it’s only on Sirius xm.

[@emu_warrior]

I don't see it on Spotify :(

[@der.Schtefan]

That he explains not only the Latin root, but the difference between classical and ecclesial pronounciation is just pure gold! :)

[@jaywilldoit]

What a couple of fun loving doctors: full of life, humor, light, and success - said no one ever.

[@srishabelur1186]

This segment is so hilarious, sure it’s a combination of a skit and realism but I bet you everyone had a fantastic time shooting/recording this podcast!!!

[@Greenman1991]

Jordan not only imagines a world in wich he can share "information", but one where he is right all the time and other people should feel inferior about it 🤣

[@emu_warrior]

Like another famous Italian who liked the trains to run on time (in Conans voice)

[@sherrybirchall8677]

No, maybe that's how you would feel if you had knowledge to share. You'd feel superior.

[@CinSicko1]

MORE CONAN AND JORDAN NEVER STOP WE BEG YOU ❤

[@VexylObby]

Jordan exemplifies perfectly the internet armchair critic/troll. He makes observations that are clearly about his own preferences and labels them as "objective", or "facts". When really, he is making assumptions, showing his concern of a topic that is preferred, and trying to find moments to satisfy his own satisfaction.

[@jonirischx8925]

I 100% seriously believe that Jordan is the first ever constructed humanoid robot, but they ran out of funds during the construction, so they just downloaded reddit onto its brain and called it quits.

[@anneturner8439]

These two can talk about anything and it’s hilarious !! ❤️

[@wlcoston]

Need a full series of this with Drs. John and Julie Gottman. This is gold.

[@lstir24]

We ALWAYS Need more Jordan & Conan!!!

[@abc_xyz_123]

Omg I love the Gottmans!

[@DanielRodriguez-ny3zj]

I would have never thought that after the show was over we would get one of the best Conan and Jordan moments

[@seangsithorng]

Wow.. Conan and Jordan having couple therapy! I'm all for it.

[@agiantpear7744]

OMG, another new Jordan on Conan clip! My day is going to be OK now.

[@judd442009]

This is hysterical. Comic relief at its very best. Let's get braiding Conan's hair to please Jordan.

[@SoarkologyXC]

This is the first bit of his podcast I watched and I could not possibly be more entertained

[@stevemuzak8526]

I see Jordan I press like.

[@whateverimake9350]

Love it so much. Want to see full