Gary Gulman On How The States Got Their Abbreviations | CONAN on TBS

[@bretparent2120]

I appreciate him referring to the invention of "o'clock" as timeless.

[@RobertPenner]

O'snap, I've watched this over five times and never noticed.

[@StanfordChiou]

@@RobertPenner "Of the snap".

[@HarryNicNicholas]

he manages to keep a straight face, and he's so off-hand.

[@Edyth_Hedd]

@Sam Raffield Seriously, I've never seen a bit with so much detail.

[@ArcAngelWeldingNC]

I never noticed that I was so fixed on the “sky comma”

[@JasonBennettisoCivics]

A well-organized bit that must've taken a good deal of time to refine. He isn't afraid to let it build and develop at a natural pace; the funny isn't forced. Bravo.

[@93Jubilee]

He left me wanting more! Great stuff.

[@justincastillogayray]

@@PotatoeSnow He did Conan last week to explain how this bit came about. Very surprising.

[@trudyandgeorge]

It took him ten years to develop this bit.

[@benhutman9635]

@@93Jubilee There are longer versions of it.

[@FatalChaz33]

Well said. This type of humor is brilliant.

[@sarahcoletti6946]

I'm lucky enough to have been one of "Mr. Gulman's" students in high school! He was a substitute teacher and whenever we were lucky enough to have him for a class we learned more from his humor than we ever would've learned under normal circumstances! All around wonderful, truly hilarious guy!!!

[@RobertPenner]

And he's still wearing the outfit!

[@michaeluhler3474]

Nice use of the first person of the holy trinity of regret. The contractor would be so proud.

[@sarahcoletti6946]

@@michaeluhler3474 ?

[@sarahcoletti6946]

@@rickrose5377?

[@HarryNicNicholas]

i learned so much from monty python sketches - an argument is a connected series of statements intended to establish a proposition - it's not just saying 'no it isn't'

[@Allagi22]

Great comedians often make up fake situations to tell a funny joke see: "Guy walked into a bar" etc. Gulman made up an entire documentary WITH INTRICATE details and side bits. Dude is a genius. SO FUNNY!

[@cupfulofeathers]

I was hoping he would name the documentary at the end!

[@njp548]

Listen to the Patton Oswalt episode from the podcast 'Good One' (Season 3 - Episode 5) where Patton explains further how good this joke was. He explains it towards the end of the podcast.

[@jondoe9534]

Genius? No, he isn’t.

[@LukePalmer]

I have never heard any professional comedian use "guy walked into a bar"

[@unclecreepy7025]

As a comedian, people always come up to me and ask, “do people really come up to you?”

[@jplmedley]

This is one of the best 6 minutes of comedy, period. I've watched thousands of hours, and the density of creativity, unexpected ideas, memorable characters is at such a high level - I'd put it up against any 6 minutes by anybody.

[@hermanmunster7672]

The whole bit is genius but Gary’s set up using the omelette station story in between abbreviating Alabama and Alaska is fantastic. The “everyone cool with AL?” joke doesn’t happen if it comes right after Alabama. The story interruption creates the buffer where that joke can happen and the audience gets the humor instantly.

[@reidflemingworldstoughestm1394]

You noticed that did you

[@blakeledyard3036]

@@reidflemingworldstoughestm1394 i think he did

[@888kish]

00⁰⁰

[@onebird_oakradish]

The John Madden of comedy analysis.

[@seventhsonmedia]

@@onebird_oakradish If the quarterback throws the ball to the receiver, and the receiver catches the ball and then he runs into the end zone, then that's, uh, that's a touchdown.

[@johnsullivan1899]

Wow, terrific and so innovative. I can't believe how patient and comfortable he is in the first couple of minutes of setup. He gets what are honestly a couple of charity giggles, but his mild early meandering is all intentional. It's part of the journey he's taking the audience on from mildly amused to completely bought in and laughing. I couldn't be more impressed.

[@ttpdintern]

"We don't need the ffpthhh." 😂SO funny. All of it = a work o' art. 😊😉

[@greydawgjr]

I see you've met the contractor, wait, I mean the conTRACTor.

[@davidadame9948]

"ffpthhh" is perhaps my favorite punchline ever.

[@akb3536]

Sky comma. 😅​@@davidadame9948

[@RacetasClub]

And there it was, indeed as one could've, should've would've guessed, it was a work of the art.

[@amrit44b]

the "o' clock" joke KILLED

[@felixzardan7127]

Ikr "we don't need the fffff thhhh" hahaha

[@jinsubkim330]

Sky comma!!

[@skepticalbaby6912]

Amrit Because then, the apostrophe had no name. It was merely a comma without gravity.

[@V0r4xiz]

All the jokes killed.

[@COMALiteJ]

@@skepticalbaby6912 In the other, less “clean” (as in more profanity, but not a whole lot) version available here on KZbin (no video - just a still of the album cover), he does say pretty much that: “That’s how long ago this was - the apostrophe hadn’t even been _named_ yet!”

[@davidsthubbins176]

I love how Dottie goes from being a Randy Minx, to a Vulgar Lush.

[@ThunderPants13]

She's all four. That's part of her innate Dottie-ness.

[@taylorcruise440]

@@ThunderPants13 she's a pistol. a real hot ticket.

[@prennt57g99]

How Dottie is that?

[@K-A5]

@@prennt57g99 so Dottie 💁‍♀️

[@davidadame9948]

I hear Dottie lives in Florida now.

[@missoctober8859]

I kind of wish the documentary was real.

[@RealJaydenBruns]

Maybe someday it will be

[@fanuchman]

It can't ever be real if it never happened...

[@darkking222]

+Ari Fanuch one day

[@DWQJVB]

You are not real

[@barbarajoseph-adam8337]

miss october I so stooppeedd, I went looking for it.

[@rabbitscooter]

Truly, one of THE great standup routines, ever. Beautifully written, and Gary Gulman's delivery is genius. If there was a Nobel Prize for the comedy, this was a winner.

[@jwhomeez9393]

You mean his constant rocking left and right? I was getting seasick - even the cameraman had to keep pulling back to let us steady a bit. However, the routine was brilliant!

[@rabbitscooter]

@jwhomeez9393 I hadn't even noticed until you mentioned it, and now that's all I can see! LOL

[@theonkanyiso_]

This is definitely one of the best written jokes I've ever seen. It's been 8 years and still

[@DarkestofTimes]

Instantly one of my favorite sets. This was fantastic and witty.

[@dmbkersh]

Yes, totally agree. He's so good. Look up his bit about Donald Trump and Bill Gates.

[@DarkestofTimes]

dmbkersh lol okay

[@MusgoHBA]

This got progressively funnier as it went along.

[@justherefortheviolence]

He has a special on Netflix, hilarious

[@MusgoHBA]

John Rutherford I might check it out now

[@SalemElectro7]

He has 2 specials actually. He was a bit nervous here, but when he's really in his element he's even better. "In this economy" I'd recommend to watch first of the 2.

[@areghovsepyan718]

I noticed that too. I've seen this bit on the special and it's way funnier there. He's sort of nervous here in the beginning then he gets in the zone. But even then he's hurrying it up and it's not as funny without his nonchalant theatrical delivery on the netflix special.

[@skepticalbaby6912]

MusgoHBA I actually enjoy this delivery more. His delivery in the special was fantastic, but here it feels more conversational, like a guy at a party telling his friends about a movie he enjoyed. It's wonderful.

[@toddchap]

When he said "Not a CONtractor, a conTRACTor", I put my phone down and clapped.

[@fchrisgrimm]

4:50 of set-up for that perfect line!

[@msjulie5harrison]

Yeah - that was drop dead funny!!!!

[@commentor93]

Could someone please explain that part to me? English is not my first language, so I'm probably not that familiar with the small differences.

[@nikhilramanathan9901]

@@commentor93 A "CONtractor" is someone that you hire to complete a specific task (i.e. you give them a contract to do something specific). A "conTRACTed word" is a word that's made by combining two other words (i.e. do not = don't, would not = won't). In this case, it's a play on words because they hire a guy (which would make him a CONtractor) who's job is to make up contracted words (making him a "conTRACTer", which is not a real occupation obviously).

[@godofgamingnos]

Only got it the second time I watched this. Perfect setup.

[@ericshepard6596]

I've been saying 'woulda, coulda, shoulda' my whole life but never had the imagination available to refer to it as 'the holy trinity of regret' that was epic.

[@Hobbes1025]

Better than would of, should of and could of. LOL

[@ace41785]

Such great writing! This joke gives me Norm Macdonald vibes. I bet he loved this one if he heard it…Also I love how the joke took about 6 minutes, the same amount of time you said it’d take to abbreviate the states at the start.

[@gmh471]

Patton Oswalt has cited this bit as the one he wishes he had written.

[@dennisstuder4164]

This really is one of the greatest jokes and delivery ever. Every component is flawless Also love the slow catching up from the audience on the "sky comma"

[@XMetalChefX]

I'm sorry but his timing is pure mastery. He is literally WAITING for them to "get it".

[@Observ45er]

It takes a while to learn and be comfortable with that. It can seem like minutes at first...

[@idontwantahandlethough]

@@Observ45er oh god it's miserable. Especially when you're just figuring it out and you wait for the laugh _and sometimes it just never comes_

[@snakedoktor6020]

@@Observ45er *like

[@soth1sol]

"such TIMELESS classics as o'clock..."

[@vuuvovuuv]

@@soth1sol omg i have watched this may time and i have never once caught the "timeless" in there, amazing

[@shaunmason3243]

This piece of genius is a master class on how to write a tight 6-minutes. Never gets old.

[@mohommadkhan4951]

To this day, I consider this to be the best comedy routine I have ever seen.

[@strigen]

Agree. It's so intricate and well thought out

[@dj3114]

You need to check out John Pinette

[@atheismgaming17]

This is tied with The One Thing by John Mulaney

[@gheller2261]

Um, no.

[@barbaracataldo566]

I'm a little older. Try Victor Borge and his punctuation routine.

[@mich8261]

I have watched this so many times. It’s like playing a favourite song on the stereo

[@RacetasClub]

Indeed you were, still am and will be a man of culture. I often come back to this piece of art, it is in fact eternal

[@SpareSimian]

I was shocked when he stopped. I wanted to hear about the rest of the states!

[@stevencooke6451]

Separating Mississippi and Missouri must have been murder.

[@patrickmchugh4616]

I have watched tons of stand up comedy. This is one of the most well thought out and genius bits of comedy I have ever seen. Props to Gary for an intellectual ride on the hilarity train.

[@HoyaSaxaSD]

Clearly you’re, somehow, unfamiliar with Gallagher

[@mpcoleman]

With the right cast, writing, and direction, a full 90 minute mocumentary about this exact topic would be a true artistic accomplishment.

[@minnesotajack1]

Many movies have been made on ideas far less refined than this.

[@gregorymorales1]

12 angry men style and this would be perfect

[@Heather-fx7sr]

Christopher Guest

[@AnimeAftermath]

​@@Heather-fx7srCatherine O'Hara has to play Dottie.

[@stevencooke6451]

I wish we could crowd compose this. Who would play the Holiday Sauce guy?

[@ochocabra1542]

"how Dotty is this?"

[@littleghostfilms3012]

I know!!!😆I'm going to appropriate and redeploy that phrase in future situations

[@ochocabra1542]

@@littleghostfilms3012 --been doing it for years

[@Hairmetallurgist]

"How often do well? Ne'er. They ne'er did well."

[@chefpaddy]

For some reason that was my favorite part..lol. so well crafted.

[@davidsthubbins176]

E'er? No, ne'er. 😆

[@Funkopedia]

I love that it tied into the greater theme of contractions

[@darkshadow31415]

@@Funkopedia You could say he foreshadowed it.

[@prennt57g99]

Can you believe this contractor apostrophized “never do well”?

[@IIMetalMaskII]

this level of comedy is too advanced for me

[@Ast31203]

lol

[@koesliftsingles9069]

Same

[@anonharingenamn]

Is that a joke?

[@Heavenzvoice]

XXX69,420commanderlolipussyslayer69,420XXX lol

[@jaymohr2670]

Disagree. Just enjoy the ride.

[@audiotango]

One of the most genius bits ever. So well-written. To me, this is on the same level as Bob Newhart's "The Driving Instructor."

[@BdR76]

Now that's a solid bit of comedy right there :D

[@JaBarge303]

Yea gulman is the man! Way better than that mainstream trash Iglesias hart and Jim jefferues

[@oledevo]

That it is.

[@onetuliptree]

★★★★★

[@Joker-ou1ns]

"He wrote such TIMEless classics as o'clock."

[@sarah_b_555]

Ohhh...

[@whyyeseyec]

Guy 1: How are you going to shorten 'of clock' Guy 2: Watch me....

[@geraldineconrad9258]

I just listened to him on the Oct 29 episode of the Hilarious World of Depression podcast. He performed Abbreviations at a low point of his recent bout with depression, a disease he has had since a teen. He was candid and impressive. He moved back to MA a few months ago because he wasn't up to renewing a lease in Manhattan. His meds worked for about seven years and they stopped so he is on a new regimen. Someone commented on his math affinity. He majored in accounting in college. Listen to this podcast if you want to understand the long-term fight with depression. I wanted to reach through the earbuds and give him a big hug.

[@MrOrgeston]

Depression is not a disease. It is a loose collection of symptoms.

[@jb888888888]

MA as in Maine, Maryland, or Massachusetts?

[@BramHepburn]

Symptoms of...a disease?​@@MrOrgeston

[@YouTubeKnight]

The "Bohemian Rhapsody" of stand-up acts.

[@big10inrecord]

Should've Would've Could've Very very frightening me! Gary Gulman (Gary Gulman)

[@Keithustus]

Death penalty for anyone who writes “would of”, “could of”, or “should of”.

[@wampuskitty8264]

@@big10inrecord Underrated comment

[@sjenkins8468]

Apt equivocation that.

[@emmanuelanthony8149]

Your comment was brought up in an interview with Gary Gulman haha. He appreciated the compliment

[@RatSitnov]

The Holy Trinity of regrets. Awesome.

[@tjmctube]

Perfect

[@rceval]

Other than the “contractor” thing, the holy trinity is my fave

[@creepypastaanecdotes8183]

I use this line in conversation to this day. It's genius

[@jb888888888]

As an "old person" I can attest that in school we had to learn all the states' official postal abbreviations, and then a year or two later we had to learn the new two letter ones. ETA: We also had a whole section on the metric system since it would be "replacing" the imperial system in a few years. Funny how that didn't work out.

[@cbcsmithers]

It's a lovely blend of laughing at the actual joke and laughing at him and the delivery. Prime.

[@oregondani]

I've seen him in concert twice, and he is one of the most intelligent comedians out there. His jokes are well thought out and never rely on vulgarity or cheap shots. Probably the best comedian of our time!

[@narch45]

Gary's comedy is like music. You can listen to it over and over. It's just a pleasure to hear/watch

[@soth1sol]

TOOL is the gary gullman of music

[@MyLife3636]

Gary Gulman is amazing. We saw him recently. His show was all about his depression but he made it funny and interesting. Before and after the show, he greeted everyone and hugged whoever wanted it.

[@richardveltri4845]

I think I listened to this special on Spotify. Killed me when he was in the hospital watching the Office and tells the guy he auditioned to be Jim and, while watching the show, the guy asks, "Did you get it?"

[@PhillyFrank1]

No matter how many times I watch this bit, it makes me laugh. Genuinely inventive and clever stuff, perfectly delivered.

[@Mollybad]

Former copyeditor here so I'm a word nerd, and this is one of the funniest things I have EVER seen. Brilliant.

[@stuwindupbird]

For years now I'm coming back to this, I recommend it to people all the time and to me, this is his Mona Lisa: this is such perfect work and his delivery and his joy that it's actually working makes me so happy every time.

[@stevencooke6451]

If the Mona Lisa were a lot larger.

[@zakorkaz]

I got to meet him after his show in Buffalo and he's the most friendly person on the planet

[@WindyCityBassin]

BowHunter77 Agreed, i met him about 3-4 years ago after a show in IL. Super down to earth and his entire show was hilarious and very clean. Really good sense of humor and timing.

[@LatinaFey]

Me too. I was at the season/series finale of Tourgasm in 2006. Just a genuinely good, down-to-earth guy who loves his fans. ❤️

[@Remerdre]

I interviewed him back in my freelance journalism days, and I can confirm this. Friendly, easygoing, and a fun interview. After everything he's been through since, I was so happy to see his recent HBO special. He deserves the new recognition and success.

[@hellolovely2]

I love this guy SO MUCH. and I'm very interested in a Dottie spin-off movie.

[@Unqualifiedtake]

I see it as a series

[@stephenlackey5852]

Spin-off docudrama... Dottie can’t play herself whole she’s in and out of rehab.

[@prennt57g99]

I like how we’re picturing spinoffs of a documentary that doesn’t exist

[@WorkFromYourLaptop]

This is delivered perfectly. For him to draw the audience in enough to be laughing at fictional documentary characters is genius. Perfect timing and delivery throughout.

[@barakokanteromasahista3247]

Anyone who thinks up a way of defining would've, could've and should've as "the holy trinity of regret" is just brilliant!

[@JohnLee-ue6gy]

This bit should be in textbooks to demonstrate the difference between writing jokes and being naturally funny. Gulman could tell you about ordering lunch yesterday, on any given day, and make rip roaring funny.

[@chmick50]

Gary is so brilliant - "This is so Dottie..."

[@luciwaves]

Every now and then I come back to this bit and it's the most genius wordsmith I've ever seen, the contractor tops it but wow there's so much great stuff in all of it. Perfect from start to finish =) they should make that spoof doc into a movie.

[@___wij]

Notice how there are no "hills" in the most watched KZbin indicator. Everyone starts at the beginning and watches all the way through. Each joke is set up by the previous one. Funny contextually. Brilliant.

[@emmetLshavinski]

This might be one of the greatest stand up sets, I have ever seen.

[@tylerclavin6452]

one of the most under appreciated comedians. I saw him live once and i cried laughing the whole time. His word play is second to none.

[@applesaucesailor]

one of my favorite stand up comedians. great stage presence and with the perfect brand of humor to match!

[@doslover]

Holy crap, "sky comma" got me. Busted out laughing and caught the attention of nearby co-workers

[@cannae216]

Heard about this set on The Hilarious World of Depression Podcast. Hope 2018 is better for you, Gary. The waves come, but they always break. That helps me get through the rounds of depression.

[@honnichka]

cannae216 me too! My favorite podcast. And this set KILLED! May 2018 bring the success 13 year old Gary wanted.

[@ereristark425]

"Would've, could've, should've the holy Trinity of regrets"😂

[@SirForwyn]

I thought this guy was bad at first, but man did he prove me wrong!

[@teekay9718]

Same, man. Same.

[@treetrain]

check out his other stuff, he has such fun doing comedy, and shows it, which is part of what makes him stand out. I love his sets!!

[@bkbj8282]

I thought you were a dipshit on youtube at first, but boy did you prove me right!

[@pitbullvicious2505]

I still think he's bad.. And I'm watching this the third time, laughing my ass off. Paradoxical.

[@JesusHComedy]

Check out his special on Netflix, It has this joke in it.

[@tiotito31]

He can make anything funny. Gary Gulman should be a legend. In my eyes, he is.

[@galenpowell7230]

As an amateur comedian, this is maybe the best 6 minutes I've ever seen.

[@calisongbird]

The audience didn’t get the Shakespeare joke “et tu, Dottie” 😂

[@stephenlackey5852]

One of the little gem asides that some crowds get but this one didn’t.

[@randythompson5154]

Yes, you’re smarter than the entire audience...and probably everyone else in the world.

[@mr.flintstone694]

​@@randythompson5154 . . . except you!

[@changwoochoi6735]

One of my all-time favorite stand-up bits. So genius. Should be listed in hall of fame

[@markdavis1358]

This is just so brilliant and original - I feel like I could just watch it endlessly on repeat and it would never get old.

[@tom_something]

"Not a CONtractor, a conTRACtor." Brilliant.

[@leah77]

Masterclass writing and deliver. 👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻

[@bakon321]

video starts at 0:00 if you were wondering

[@VisualFeast7557]

No, at 00:01

[@bkbj8282]

Your comedy career starts at infinity:00. It won't ever start. You are humorless trash.

[@OfficialJabberwocky]

+bkbj8282 easy killer

[@andrew.0625]

+bkbj8282 that is a very appropriate response

[@SuperFastEddies]

thanks

[@erinn2101]

Really glad to have stumbled across his comedy. :) "DOTTY, YOU RANDY MINX!"

[@b-rabs1806]

"Not now Dottie you vulgar lush!"

[@AslanW]

"This visionary said 'We don't need the fffthhh, I can do that with a sky comma' " lmao

[@AlmostaFlipinSkater]

It took me to read the joke to understand it lol

[@brettenator]

I don't get it, had the word for an apostrophe not been invented at that point?

[@AlmostaFlipinSkater]

@@brettenator Gary says we don't need the "fff" or "phh" sound for "o'clock". Saying apostrophe would require Gary to make a "phh" sound, which was eliminated in the timeless classic of "o'clock". It's a super meta joke.

[@darkshadow31415]

@@AlmostaFlipinSkater omg....boom.

[@bman342a]

@@brettenator No Brett, actually the word "Apostrophe" was derived from the more complex verb form "apostrophyzing". I want to say around 1973...so I will say it.

[@descaro]

man, so simple and so funny

[@joylee78]

look for his cookie hierarchy

[@DMO-DMO-DMO]

NOT NOW, YOU VULGAR LUSH!

[@kwanarchive]

I love how he just lets the "sky comma" bit hang there for a few seconds until the crowd caught up. Not afraid of a bit of silence.

[@mirabai305]

I can't express how badly I want this movie to be real!

[@benhutman9635]

This is perhaps the most brilliant stand up set of all time.

[@MisteMiner]

Very Clever Humor!

[@billyamm]

Jesus christ the 'sky comma' had me choking on my water, literally! One of my all-time favorite Conan standups!

[@butuh1324]

My new stripper name: Randy Minx.

[@badandylaoc]

What was your old stripper name?

[@cdh79]

@@badandylaoc John

[@2HRTS1LOVE]

The correct spelling is Randee Mynxxx. Duh. 😁

[@DWQJVB]

Andrew Moore Pole Smoker

[@trackcoachmac]

Not Youvulgar Lush?

[@wallacerose8663]

I don't know how many times I've watched this. I keep coming back to it every few months. I'm not even from the US; I don't need to know what their state abbreviations are. But this is genius.

[@rodangles382]

Oh Gary Gulman , Your Cookie Bit Was Genius, But This, This Is Beyond .....

[@chefjeff1366]

Rewatching this now, anticipating Gary to be on Conan's podcast aaaany week now

[@savannahjackson8513]

Such a classic. I’ve watched this many times over the years and it still makes me laugh out loud. Gary’s timing and delivery are perfect.

[@ryancoleman3350]

This is one of the best jokes ever written. Period. So smart. So much detail and creativity. Love it love it love it.

[@byhooksorbycrooks7650]

I know I'm late to the party, but this bit is timeless. It's funny, and would work in any decade (after 1973) and is for almost all audiences. Great bit.

[@dannieoliver6894]

Instant classic. This stands toe to toe with "Who's on first"

[@CymSteve]

This guy is amazing, i can't believe i haven't heard of him until now.

[@imnotsumitnagar]

He started this bit in '94. Some things are just worth the time

[@MoviesandPopcornwithDara]

He had a very small part in Joker. I was glad to see him make an appearance

[@papillonvu]

This man is a comedic genius!!

[@SamHusseini]

This is so good, I bet they will make the "documentary" at some point.

[@TheHVermillz]

wow! Gary Gulman's comedy is so quick and tied to word play that it requires a much higher level of attention to understand. But the payoff is worth it

[@taxmanfelix5189]

This recording is hilarious, but the full version on the hour-long special (found on Netflix) is even funnier. The pacing and language just seems so much better,

[@TimBurtonTim]

"Every 1970s office had a wise-cracking secretary"

[@charleymcmullen5626]

60% of them were named Dottie. The other 40%? Carol.

[@brendancurran5893]

I've seen this clip so many times now-it is the closest I've seen any comedian come to the nerdy, wacky brilliance of "Who's on First?"

[@raghav4973]

Conan(sky comma)s guest stand up here was refreshingly good!

[@helkeel]

Watching this again but after "great depresh" selfishly makes me happy he got the help needed to be able to continue his craft

[@spaceo8568]

This is one of the greatest bits ever written/performed.

[@shinesartorius]

I just saw Gary Gulman outside of 30 Rock this week, I told him he was my favorite comedian and then said "holiday sauce? It's hollandaise you moron" to him

[@thelorddrinian]

i love how he's smiling at his own jokes.

[@2024general2]

everyone should see this at least once !! truly unmissable !!

[@andersonash9059]

Have every single album and special. This is my guy.

[@krapnek]

I saw this video for the first time scrolling Facebook when I was 13 and “randy minx” has been a prominent part of my vocabulary ever since.