Daniel Sloss: Sneezing Is Just Like Having An Orgasm | CONAN on TBS

[@greatsea]

"how am i ever going to be an artist if you keep supporting me?"

[@blaustein_autor]

Right? I can so very much relate to this...

[@akhilarora6022]

TOUCH ME

[@GiGi-fi9ir]

NEGLECT ME!!! 🤣

[@royalzak2670]

Best opening line ever.

[@KingLoki95]

can you explain the joke plz, i didnt get it

[@ellisamarieisme]

VichuViVek Hitler viewed white, blonde haired and blue eyed people better than others, and valued the above everyone else.

[@TheWriterWalker]

Royal Zak, I agree. He's self-aware and can laugh at himself.

[@Kristamust]

Royal Zak is that Richard Ramirez on your profile photo?

[@lenjar9424]

Exactly what i thought😂

[@HaidebugCreates]

**video starts** Dan: This is what Hitler wanted Me: oof this is gonna be good

[@cjakastar]

My exact reaction

[@rarahurley2894]

Exactly, that’s what I was thinking. I had to go back and replay it.

[@DuBziDriFT]

Daniel Sloss is easily the greatest stand up act Conan has had on TBS

[@aotulapongen8382]

Teddy Westside Three years later.... Hands down! random reply on youtube agrees!

[@sarcasmxkate]

Grey Mane Hahaha, same. Also probably why he has the record for appearances.

[@Guitaristscreamer]

Have you seen his 2 specials on Netflix? Never heard of him before and now hes one of my favorite comedians

[@Asist0ne]

Netflix brought me here.

[@rommeljefferson6829]

Bo Burnham

[@flameboy13]

This guy is awesome. Every time he's on the show I can't stop laughing.

[@MrElionor]

"This... is what Hitler wanted" well that's one way to start a video

[@agracefulfox6252]

Heheh.

[@somewhereinthedesertshreya]

...

[@xavierjones4574]

*neglect me!!*

[@GAZOFNAZ]

He censored that joke for Conan's audience.

[@gandangamberify]

TOUCH ME

[@alexlee8493]

Slossness monster didn’t get the laugh it deserved

[@DexM47]

I think half of the audience had forgotten his name by the time he got to that joke

[@jamesmcinnis208]

What a peculiar thing to care about.

[@cheeseball4421]

@@jamesmcinnis208 oh my god you've owned him. you found this year old comment with three responses and you owned him. he will never recover, absolutely destroyed

[@jamesmcinnis208]

@@cheeseball4421 LOL - smug gratification is all mine!

[@alexandruv.3390]

I prefer the Slossage

[@RupluttajaGames]

A third time he is on Conan, Conan must like him.

[@Whispie]

Fourth time actually.

[@AshKetchup123]

He is Conan's child(illegitimate)

[@lewistownsend8868]

Asheek Khan He did say one of them probably cheated.

[@Calib29]

RupluttajaGames Conan is Hitler. Only logical explanation.

[@giavandewesteringh1841]

he was probably an intern at one point

[@jameswills5298]

Glad that Daniel's doing 'proper' stand-up rather than appearing on every British panel show repeating the same old material like a lot of the others have done; to be respected I think. Not quite sure how him and Conan got to know each other though, can't imagine they're in the same circles.

[@GeorgiaOverdrive]

6 years have passed. Conan has a talent scout traveling around the world. Mostly to the Edinburgh Fringe Comedy Festival to look for acts to book, also scouting all the comedy clubs on the east and west coast.

[@cejayidc]

I have seen him do the same material on several shows, but he's good!

[@siofrarafferty3821]

love how he had to change “you guys have never tried to touch me. TOUCH ME” to ‘neglect’

[@calisongbird]

"Please don't give my penis the clap" Dead. 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@rockerseven]

Seems like a lot of people missed that lol

[@RobbieCargilly]

THIS GUY WENT TO MY HIGH SCHOOL!! Proud of him to get this far!

[@papabon1622]

Robbie Cargill how was he in high school?

[@patchworkundead4787]

K

[@thedumbd5693]

K

[@siddharthchoudhary4278]

K

[@xanthe4547]

wait how come he went to high school???

[@nitaDings]

If you pause the video, then jump to a random part (video still paused) and repeat until the end of the video. It looks like a photo collection of Daniel Sloss complaining.

[@elsiepointe6978]

Omg!! That's so true (and yes I did what you said cause I have no life! Sue me!)

[@miguelcosta9767]

Omfg! It’s fcking trruee

[@mamamiia]

He's Scottish We're always complaining

[@Beeba10]

Idk why, but the visual of his dad coming home drunk in the middle of the night with a baby, saying "This is yours" and his mum just going "Yeah, I believe that" had me literally crying with laughter 😂🤣

[@daveez]

omg he's literally male kate mckinnon

[@マシュードーラン]

David Zhao She sucks, he doesn’t

[@christinamathew1836]

@@マシュードーラン How could you possibly hate her??!?!🙄

[@biratghimire97]

Neglect me just doesn’t do justice to the touch me one 😂

[@SingingSuperstar28]

Him screaming touch me is one of the funniest things I've seen

[@erinc132]

First 5 seconds and I've already died "This is what Hitler wantedddd"

[@Billie4Mozzarella]

Oh man this guy has the greatest jokes. "Please don't give my dick the clap" Gold.

[@airachica]

"You guys have never neglected me!" He had to censor that one, huh 😂 originally it's "touch me" 😂

[@BrightCrystalRB]

Daniel is baaaaack!!!!! I've waited for it for so long!! I've seen all his other videos multiple times already, till the replay button broke! Ahah! Finally a new one

[@clairehutchison1984]

So weird to think I met daniel sloss drunk in the hive 3 years ago. Hes doing well for himself!

[@foghornleghorns3244]

The Hive takes lives

[@gustavfrankecinematography]

He made this more PG for Americans. The part at 3:05 I heard before was much funnier, where he goes, "You've never even touched me!"

[@drnova82]

I'm glad I attended one of his gigs in Edinburgh 2012! He's hilarious. I have never laughed as hard as I had that day. I'm glad as well to see him on CONNAN. At least, they will get the sense of what a true stand up comedian is! Wouldn't be surprised to see him getting his special 1 hr soon!

[@Gallusinsky]

A Fife boy done good! Glad Daniel is living the dream, can't believe I used to be in the same school with him as well. Wish him but the very best for his future, he always makes me crease!

[@charlieappel5015]

Are you his parents?

[@Gallusinsky]

Charlie Appel Yeah i have both male and female reproductive organs and managed to give birth to a guy who is 2 years older than i am. Hilarious.

[@MrKohlenstoff]

scotlandr Well you should be on the show then, that's impressive!

[@samjohnstone1335]

scotlandr whereabouts in fife you from mate?

[@Colorella13]

"I love sneezing..." This aged well, I guess.

[@StarShopChannel]

I wish his first name was Cole.

[@bgriffininsd]

hehe very punny

[@vilnes.2335]

Why?

[@kileypuckett9396]

Why

[@natalieferguson6879]

@@vilnes.2335 Cole Sloss = coleslaw

[@BrightCrystalRB]

Still one of my favorites, I have to come here back once in a while and laugh over and over again!

[@Vip3rC4in0022]

The best start to a stand up routine

[@alejandrobarragan5820]

This guy is the best comedian on Conan! Hope to see him more

[@ishitagambhir6610]

imagine watching this video in 2020 "i love sneezing" lmao

[@realjclar]

Love this guys stuff! Glad to see him making another appearance on Conan!

[@bananaear]

I love the image of his mom asking for high-fives after that Sloss Ness monster joke

[@blinkatreyu]

Finally some new Daniel Sloss! This guy does some clever comedy. His tedtalk was way too good for his age, very insightful. This guy needs a special on Comedy Central or Netflix asap!

[@mobubabe]

Pretty talented kid , his 3rd time on Conan I believe.

[@cordelia5360]

The way he pronounces "Ich leibe dich" was just 👏👏

[@JeanMarie16]

his accent.. so sexy

[@na9640]

Lmfao he is just absolutely freaking hilarious with those witty jokes and brilliant presentations. I especially lost it at that last ".....it's yeers"

[@mobubabe]

I still can't decide - he is beautiful or ugly? :)

[@Jzscrstsprstr]

Well, if you can't decide, then what's the problem, go with beautiful!

[@ruispuuro]

Ever heard of average looking?

[@cookiesaywhat]

What would happen if you didn't chain him in either category?

[@EddieRainbowVWFC]

you do realize that there is an expression for a look between beautiful and ugly...it's called "average", but some people also use the word "normal", tho i'm leaning towards the "average"...you're not ment to sort everyone into only "best" and "worst"...i mean, don't be THAT person

[@jasondomstrand112]

If you can't decide, then the tie breaker is whether the kid from Home Alone is ugly or not

[@hiryuimajin]

1:16 Okay I'm binge watching Daniel on Team Coco channel and I was just thinking this on the previous video haha. I usually pause the video and laugh out loud but the live audience really does that lol.

[@raymonddisler3789]

I cannot recall a time in which I laughed this hard. This man is absolutely hilarious.

[@dm8797]

The baby joke had me dying laughing 😂😂😂

[@lelmdrWHO]

i cannot breath! i am laughing so hard XD he is fabulous!!

[@lexigrimhaive]

I’ve only just recently discovered Daniel and he is HYSTERICAL!!!

[@pinkcloudsnightlightbell]

Love this guy! Clearly a thoughtful guy as well as a great comedian.

[@clumzyolivia]

The Sloss'ness x))) I'm sorry I laughed way too hard at this joke !!

[@ShubhThakkar]

1:50 that single laugh from the audience.. XD

[@bhav2671]

That is literally my parents with drinking 😂

[@mentafe8764]

“with who? look at his face“ that made me laugh harder than it should, it hit too close to home too

[@ashleighprice2364]

This man is beautiful and HILARIOUS! I laughed so hard I cried. I love this man.

[@xs732]

"Was it like a sneeze, only better?" - Chandler Bing

[@PaigeeEmily]

loved Daniel Sloss since he started appearing in the comedy business... Still love him!

[@Footfloatercom]

*You have 2 choices:* *1. Thumbs up for Daniel Sloss.* *2. Thumbs up for Conan.*

[@soulseek2]

i'm usually not really into standup but i've seen this guy on conan before and he is just awsome :D

[@AdamPersson]

Daniel Sloss and Ricky Gervais are the best Comedians i know of haha :P

[@AlexiPeartree]

" *scoff* Okay *scoff* Okay ... you let us how it goes" lol

[@yaxinishungry]

I love him! Caught his show last Thursday.. it was amazing! :D

[@louvie1066]

Love the description. xD

[@rosemaryokosun402]

after listening to a recent podcast were he said that he doesn't like it when people yell 'wooow' because it puts off his comedic timing, i can't help but notice it everytime someone does it and it's become almost more entertaining than the jokes themselves.

[@kaetescr]

I can't wait to see him tomorrow in Newcastle

[@CEEEEEEEEENA]

.. LOL ACTUALLY SURPRISED TO SEE A FUNNY COMEDIAN ON CONAN .. THERE HAVE BEEN A LONGG LIST OF UNFUNNY FUCKS !! .. THIS ONE DEFFINATELY MADE ME LAUGH ..

[@cubert13]

ACTUALLY SURPRISED THAT I AM NOT THE ONLY ONE THAT DOES NOT KNOW WHERE THE CAPS LOCK KEY IS! Oh, there it is right next to the attention-seeking toggle switch. XD

[@RazielBR]

Timothy Rempel Guy has been on the show like, three times now...

[@CEEEEEEEEENA]

Timothy Rempel OH GLAD U FOUND IT !!

[@indoorkite9957]

CEEEEEEEEENA MAYBE YOU SHOULD TOO, Please.

[@CEEEEEEEEENA]

Indoor Kite TOO WHAT ?

[@moonfandra4117]

this gig is daniels best ones

[@DAmojako]

Those who say they are surprised to see a funny comic on the show before Daniel Slosh are pretty much new to watching Conan,

[@jonnathan927]

He's hilarious. So glad to he has new material

[@madisonm.4535]

It is cool to see how his jokes were different and how they have changed.

[@tobi6177]

The last part killed me😂😂

[@revenantrising7190]

1:51 the best laugh ever

[@Genshari]

Ughh Funny as always!

[@Gal2100]

1:51 that laugh tho dayyymnnn

[@axelmalone2001]

Funny as usual !

[@Vytautas4Xfiles]

Really funny, a good stand-up!

[@benjaminstephens7524]

I love his jokes, his delivery and timing are great, but I feel like for me, his accent makes him even funnier. Is that weird?

[@AllanOstermann]

Great job! I'm a Jew, and I still like him and his Aryan face :)

[@Luckyyshot]

Okay... But why would you ever hate a guy with a Aryan face? Like really...

[@AllanOstermann]

Sarcasm.

[@Luckyyshot]

Allan Ostermann Fair enough :P

[@RideMyBMW]

Allan Ostermann uh, whats an "Aryan" face?

[@AllanOstermann]

RideMyTruck Maybe you should watch the video.

[@thewindspirit]

I took a sip of water after I pressed play, and litterally spat it out 2 seconds later, on my homework

[@xortek333]

Not a bad stuff with that Hitler's bit. Home alone kid, haha :) He should extend that joke in the future as a reccurring thing.

[@sin8800]

If Daniel Sloss tours near San Francisco, he's guaranteed my ticket.

[@unclenephew7535]

This guy's funny! I might just have to check out more of his stuff!

[@Will140f]

Of the three times Sloss has been on Conan, this is the one I found funniest.

[@katrinelien6459]

He is genuinely my favourite stand up comedian. Michael Mcintyre is after him, he is just that good

[@ShawdiR]

So funny! I especially cracked up and the American laugh bit :p so true! I want to hear about different laughs too even, for a point of reference.

[@ClaytonDerby]

Now this was HILARIOUS!

[@mji245]

This was purely fantastic and intelligent comedy, and that seems very rare

[@axelmalone2001]

Hitler's batcave?

[@audreydurham7637]

The drinking part is so my mum 😂😂

[@hoskeivom]

Armie hammer's lil bro

[@lhpkazuha]

Best opening line ever 😂😂😂

[@nataliecole9664]

this is amazing!!!

[@BhumitheSiberian]

Okay his hair is beyond perfect

[@lexigrimhaive]

“You let us know how that goes!” 🤣

[@clivechiam]

I can actually relate in the alcohol bit like my parents let me drink at 14 under their supervision and I'm like wtf let me rebel

[@ordinary.artistry]

Daniel Sloss is great. Love this dude.

[@brandondavidson4085]

Oh man, what Daniel said about how American audiences laugh is completely true, and I can't even fault him for it.

[@johnnywhite58]

I love intelligent comedians like this

[@luckyillusions2960]

he is so good!

[@mmichelangelotartanella667]

He wasn't that bad. I liked his background material, it usually helps to use what you got. The only thing I noticed he should do is watch his tone of voice. mid way through his act I couldn't hear him that well so it may have been the same for the audience.

[@hughcopson1799]

mmichelangelo Tartanella Well he is Scottish :/

[@euphoricunicorn5798]

CRACKING AT THE FIRST JOKE😂😂😂😂

[@amandashatto1777]

He's brilliant 😅

[@jerryncouch3965]

1:15 killed me

[@xeniosm4549]

Lived in Scotland for almost 4 years. Funniest people around.

[@annacanova7060]

The intro is epic lmao