In Conan’s defense, I also get a chuckle out of saying “hey check this out” and then doing something really mundane and simple. Always cracks me up
@chosenArchitec Жыл бұрын
I'm going to start doing that 😆
@falxonPSN Жыл бұрын
Hey check out this reply... "Reply."
@Jackrazorus Жыл бұрын
It reminds some sketch Conan had with Andrés du Bouchet, where he says something like "And here is where the story... maintains the same level of interestingness"
@Atrus233 Жыл бұрын
It's like a new version of Frankenstein Wastes a Minute of Our Time.
@sweebos Жыл бұрын
I got a chuckle out of simply imagining it. 😄
@callamastia Жыл бұрын
i had a similar concern when i was pregnant. it'll go back to normal after you have your baby.
@pj101 Жыл бұрын
Indeed!
@Daergarz Жыл бұрын
I am not sure I want Conan to be pregnant. That might be my own issue though.
@sweebos Жыл бұрын
😆
@maywellbeaghost6364 Жыл бұрын
😂
@Dana-kb5mk Жыл бұрын
I have heard similar things before
@OGDeaux Жыл бұрын
“Do they overlap? Like a Mastercard logo?” Bruh…… Matt was on 100 😂
@matthewjones9237 Жыл бұрын
I'm glad we finally get a chance to talk about this topic. It's about time and it needs to be said
@chosenArchitec Жыл бұрын
Yeah we need a NP&Bs community reddit forum ;D
@kellygervais3440 Жыл бұрын
@@chosenArchitec 😁
@plaws0 Жыл бұрын
The condition needs to be de-stigmatized.
@mdfogarty Жыл бұрын
Check out this comment
@PaperHamburgers Жыл бұрын
If Conan walked up to me and said “check this out” and hit the down button on an elevator I would be telling that story till the day I die. “Gather round children I have a tale to tell”
@piovillanueva3980 Жыл бұрын
I haven't even watched the video I'm laughing from the title alone. 😂
@Sniper9773 Жыл бұрын
Same. I was like, why the fk is Conan talking about his nipples?
@tempsitch5632 Жыл бұрын
You should see a doctor.
@Mike-wo7ve Жыл бұрын
Tittle*
@bogwitchsophie Жыл бұрын
Matt seems like the embodiment of the 'coffee meme'. Matt wakes in the morning and considers murder. But that first cup of coffee throttles him back to contemplating.
@cleverusername9369 Жыл бұрын
I thought you were referring to the image of a cartoon dog in a hat with a coffee mug, surrounded by flames, saying "everything is fine" which would also apply.
@bogwitchsophie Жыл бұрын
@@cleverusername9369 you're thinking of the 'this is fine' dog. I'm referencing a meme where a man's coffee tells him to commit murder. He exclaims the coffee is too dark and then adds creamer. Then the coffee is telling him to contemplate murder.
@JabbatheMatt Жыл бұрын
@@bogwitchsophie I like that joke, never heard it before
@kadelu1137 Жыл бұрын
Sonas laugh just continues to cure my depression
@PoiluCul Жыл бұрын
Damn that's masochism because she has no sense of humor
@iGaveLiaHIV Жыл бұрын
yes hse does@@PoiluCul
@obiwankenobi6613 ай бұрын
@@PoiluCul sorry bro, you wont find much support for your sona-hatred here. there all kinds of fans of conan but we are all pretty much united in our appreciation of sona.
@benzaiten933 Жыл бұрын
"MONEY!" - I love Sona!
@EattheApple666 Жыл бұрын
when my wife got hearing aids she was amazed how much she was not hearing. example it was raining out and she's like what is that hissing noise. She was shocked it was the rain, she said I have not heard that in years.
@illumascotti Жыл бұрын
"Nephew of Sam" LOLOLOL
@RSRye Жыл бұрын
love how it all just unravels towards the end! 😂
@MrSuperJAD Жыл бұрын
“Couple of freaks.” 😂 That made me laugh so hard.
@leora_in_london Жыл бұрын
This podcast makes me laugh on daily basis no matter how many times I relisten to an episode
@EdwardD-q5p Жыл бұрын
This segment was even better than the title
@r.p.mcmurphy6623 Жыл бұрын
I would hope they all are...
@flyingchong Жыл бұрын
3:52 I always love whenever Conan's voice just escalates out of nowhere. From the most chill to purely psychotic XD Also, we all know his left areola is much bigger than the right one.
@JITCompilation Жыл бұрын
I feel like the Chill Chums were channeling Conan this episode. Sona’s continuing bit about not loving Conan/Matt and Matt calling himself a podcast _artist_ strike me as things Conan would usually say 😂
@andrewgrove1691 Жыл бұрын
That was a funny episode
@hydrarue3725 Жыл бұрын
It will never not make me happy to see Gorley killing it with Conan
@GoggledAgog Жыл бұрын
In the Tolkien mythology Areolas was an Elven smith who specialised in exquisitely detailed breastplates.
@angelpipessd Жыл бұрын
LOLOL this made me spit soda out my nose. Ouch…but also thank you, mellon 😂
@MM-ud1xf Жыл бұрын
And Legolas never, ever skipped leg day.
@EnochBP5 ай бұрын
And anti semitism.
@ftuT Жыл бұрын
I'm just worried about how much work I have left to do and so little time for today and then "Oh, Conan Is Concerned About His Enlarged Areolas" and immediately check it out, no question at all. PS: I love how he is incapable of sustaining a positive story for more than 3 seconds before turning it into something dark or creepy. He can't handle tender.
@flyingchong Жыл бұрын
And apparently neither can his areolas.
@treetopjones737 Жыл бұрын
"Conan O'Brien Can't Stop"
@burkhardiagaming5675 Жыл бұрын
I am so worried about Conan's crazily enlarged hub cap areolas. Hope he is well 🙏
@burkhardiagaming5675 Жыл бұрын
@Brett Smith pretty unfortunate
@SirQuantization Жыл бұрын
Matt gets funnier every week lmao
@kevinc5771 Жыл бұрын
"The areola is the pepperoni, the nipple is the little piece of kibble" - Matt Gourley
@greghicks5960 Жыл бұрын
I lost it at "like a Mastercard logo".
@myhatmygandhi6217 Жыл бұрын
He had the best lines by far in this clip. "Nips, pits and bits"
@lgfaud1811 ай бұрын
My dog died earlier this week and I tuned into Conan for a laugh and this episode did not disappoint 😂
@richardgreene4688 Жыл бұрын
Though not a Doctor, it’s plainly obvious to me what is happening with Conan’s enlarged areolas. His body is simply trying to compensate for his aforementioned hearing loss. Like a blind man may develop a more keen sense of touch or smell, Conan’s areolas are becoming larger forming a natural set of parabolas on his chest to assist his hearing. This is similar to parabolic microphones seen on the sidelines of football games to capture sounds on the field. As his hearing loss increases, well, you get the picture.
@imallfordabulls Жыл бұрын
I’m glad to hear NPBs getting a shoutout. Although they’re hard to find because NPB is also the pro Japanese baseball league.
@jordandowell1272 Жыл бұрын
Nipples Pits and Bits was my nickname in highschool
@Tonyhouse1168 Жыл бұрын
Tell us more
@RF-iv9vw4 ай бұрын
Schlansky?
@saxmidiman Жыл бұрын
Matt was earnin' his keep on this one!🤣😎
@AirDwindler402 Жыл бұрын
Going to need to see these puppies, to even begin to think about a treatment.
@paulmrjohnson Жыл бұрын
Show out or shut up.
@DemocracyFirst2025 Жыл бұрын
I wanna see Sona’s 🥛🥛’s too 👀
@treetopjones737 Жыл бұрын
Porn is free on the internet ( not YT ).
@florete23109 ай бұрын
Somehow I always knew, that intersecting set of misery and happiness equals bliss for Conan. Still: Nice, to hear him say it aloud.
@rakeshsingh-jm4nu Жыл бұрын
If these are thoughts that Conan shares with the world, I’m really curious about his inner dialogue!! 😂😂 On a separate note - NPB specialist is hilarious!!
@mnchls Жыл бұрын
Gourley's such a pal "oh I'll take care of it" edit: oh jeez all three of this beautiful people are all pals!!! feel the love, you can tell they all care about each other a great deal :)
@Chalepastel Жыл бұрын
OH GOD LIKE A MASTERCARD LOGO 2:49
@Brian28021 Жыл бұрын
Gotcha covered on the areola problem, Coney. Circular sander, course-grain paper. Don't forget to wet the area first to avoid overheating.
@Tonyhouse1168 Жыл бұрын
I’m thinking an 80-grit then moving to a 120 for that smooth, but textured look
@RAIN-AGAIN5 ай бұрын
@@Tonyhouse1168 Ace Hardware has a sale on all sandpaper used ABOVE the navel 👀 But…. can’t use your membership card since it’s not “ originally priced 😮 that’s how they get you 🤬
@RAIN-AGAIN5 ай бұрын
@@Tonyhouse1168 Ace Hardware has a sale on all sandpaper used ABOVE the navel 👀 But…. can’t use your membership card since it’s not “ originally priced 😮 that’s how they get you 🤬
@cakeisavegatable4 ай бұрын
Conan can make jokes ask questions that might be creepy coming from anyone else. But with him he’s truly just funny, making his silly question the butt of the joke
@florianadolf2256 Жыл бұрын
Saw the title of that clip in my yt feed and I instantaneously wanted to know more. So glad I watched through it to learn more about the old Venn diagram, lol 😂😂😂
@ninaairheart7371 Жыл бұрын
I'm so worried about Conan's crazily enlarged hubcap areolas!
@augusthavince8909 Жыл бұрын
Gorley: "I'll take care of that." lol Where would that have gone?
@dparks3784 Жыл бұрын
niiples, pits and bits, LOL.
@briefcasefullofbacon7291 Жыл бұрын
Hey Conan as I've gotten older I've noticed my areolas have gotten larger and larger to the point I no longer take my shirt off at pools because when they hit that icy water it's shocking.... have you ever seen a person's entire front tighten up? It looks really frightening. Anyways you convinced me to go see a doctor.
@tempsitch5632 Жыл бұрын
@6:34 Sona nails the response.
@zaceno155611 ай бұрын
Gourley deserves a raise for that Mastercard quip
@JFromLA99 Жыл бұрын
😂😂 title alone told me this was a classic banger
@ibperson7765 Жыл бұрын
3:07 “I’ll take care of it” 😂😅
@jdou6752 Жыл бұрын
Who else is disappointed Conan didn't show us the goods? I still love you Conan!
@treetopjones737 Жыл бұрын
There's free porn on the internet ( not on YT ).
@ethernet7644 ай бұрын
❌ Mastercard ✅ Nipplecard
@salsal435 Жыл бұрын
After working for 20 years for a light fixtures production company and just being around regular power tools my hearing was at a little below average for my age, the doctor said that no matter what you do at work your hearing will be less than when you were younger. If you work in noisy areas you'll have higherr hearing loss so have it checked before it is too late.
"Conan's Areolas" sounds like a metal song title. Like a System of a Down song.
@ConanThreepwood Жыл бұрын
About time we talk about Conan's moobs
@SidPhoenix2211 Жыл бұрын
NBP doctor aka a dermatologist lol
@DoubleJ-o1989 Жыл бұрын
"he peaked in 98" 😂
@florete23109 ай бұрын
"But it's you saying it" - I am LMAO😂
@matingilardi Жыл бұрын
"Nipples, pits, and bits" lol
@lacefacelia Жыл бұрын
1:58 is the best reaction hahahaha they put up with so much Edit 2:20 topped the impossible Hahahahahahhahaha
@MehOMy Жыл бұрын
0:47 Conan possessed by Mr. Mackey.
@TheCJD89 Жыл бұрын
There definitely needs to be a follow-up segment talking about the weird suggestions of areolas doctors they will get...! :)
@bfgivmfith9 ай бұрын
"I'm an NPB." LOL! I can't find enough of these! Where was I last year? :)
@Lanhoj Жыл бұрын
*Great analogy...* @2:36
@epbmetal429 Жыл бұрын
Man, the Venn diagram comment killed me xD
@brianmorton9419 Жыл бұрын
8 friends reached out to Conan - he only heard three
@nickkieper7574 Жыл бұрын
5:28 a little like Son of Sam? It's more likely than you think!
@FXPirate10 ай бұрын
Matt is the Pistol Shrimps Radio guy! Sona and Conan are in the presence of podcast royalty!
@lachauntiswashington231 Жыл бұрын
I already knew this will get weird before I watch this😂😂😂
@tr1co0 Жыл бұрын
The fact that no one referenced nip tuck is upsetting
@BrianTCarter9 ай бұрын
That color looks amazing on Sona.
@philpeterson7182 Жыл бұрын
Keep us abreast of your NPB doctor search
@gabriellfieldss9443 Жыл бұрын
The title itself should be a new podcast series
@Neellssoonn1 Жыл бұрын
I consider Conan with his Talk Show is the Best.
@Neellssoonn1 Жыл бұрын
It is like Eminem in a Talk Show version. It reminds me sharing in a Good Party about my life. Not gossip!
@brent954 Жыл бұрын
The Hubcap Areolas…solid band name
@Supermanohman Жыл бұрын
Sona is like Carla from Cheers
@katherinehsu6537 Жыл бұрын
(Disclaimer: I'm not an audiologist, just a observer of these technologies.) Seriously 😂 It seems like neurodivergence effects hearing ability too or like CPD. A lot of people have CPD which is not completely treatable by hearingaids. It can help some though, like for traditional hearing loss form.
@katherinehsu6537 Жыл бұрын
Sending all love and sympathy to Conan🥹🤣🙏 This man deserves everything benefiting from all illness he has claimed 🤭🤭🤭🤭
@tyr409 Жыл бұрын
Oh yeah!
@bacon575 Жыл бұрын
"Nephew of Sam" 😆 🤣 😂 😹 😆
@icedcoffee0962 Жыл бұрын
“I’ll take care of it” 😭
@chloetry206 Жыл бұрын
People over 50 who say they dont have hearing loss...thats the first sign of the hearing loss
@siliconebaby6270 Жыл бұрын
Hmm just innocently scrolling through my sub feed here might watch a quick video before bed CONAN'S ARELOAS
@zoperxplex Жыл бұрын
It's an Irish thing. JFK was very self conscious about his "Fitzgerald breasts".
@karljung5210 Жыл бұрын
this is top tier comedy here, holy fs
@chigginsiii Жыл бұрын
Matt's headed down to Podcrafter's to get Pods Crafted In About An Hour
@MartyD Жыл бұрын
pepperonis 😂
@mauriciodelarosa2449 Жыл бұрын
1 Areola but 2 are Areolae 👍🏽
@scottoneil8618 Жыл бұрын
Gourley is good in this one
@deanadams3099 Жыл бұрын
Sona is lovely and funny.
@gwen7205 Жыл бұрын
I love a good Son of Sam reference
@Davett53 Жыл бұрын
By age 55 to 60,..it is important to have your hearing checked. Especially you former Rock and Rollers,....who like myself, used to stick my head between my stereo speakers and listen to music that was very loud. ( When I was a lot younger) I had mine checked out at age 60,.....they observed I had some hearing loss,....but at the very low end of the spectrum. So, lower sounds,...in the bass level. Not, thankfully in the sounds most of us hear from spoken words.
@Jackrazorus Жыл бұрын
What can they do other than give you hearing aid? its not like there are any pills or operation which can fix that, is it? other than if you have completely blown ear drums or something like that, I would imagine.
@Davett53 Жыл бұрын
@@Jackrazorus True. It would be hearing aids. If it was necessary. Mild hearing loss, can be lived with. Loss of hearing low tones, may only effect hearing quiet conversations, or musical passages. One can always turn up the volume. Ask people to talk louder. You know Conan would resort to using a "1920s Tin Ear",...a metal horn, held in-place, in his ear hole. In my case, I was told my hearing was almost perfect. With only minor loss at the lowest end of the sound spectrum.
@Jackrazorus Жыл бұрын
@@Davett53 Nice, I like the tin ear image.
@DamianReloaded Жыл бұрын
Mastercard logo, he thinks the podcast goes out, it's just something to keep him busy X'D
@mintyfresh4987 Жыл бұрын
I hope he sees an areologist.
@brandonwei2430 Жыл бұрын
Im really worried about Conan's crazy enlarged hubcap areolas
@r.p.mcmurphy6623 Жыл бұрын
Do you always plagiarize the original comments of others? So douchey...
@brandonwei2430 Жыл бұрын
@@r.p.mcmurphy6623 how deep did you get into the comment wall to look for similar posts before you realized conan literally said it in the video?
@americanchippy5 ай бұрын
the constant negative inner chatter 😂😂😂
@JeremyForTheWin9 ай бұрын
dibs on Hubcap Areola as a band name
@hulapineapple Жыл бұрын
If anyone here needs a hearing test, Costco is the best place to go. High quality hearing centers, good service, can get a hot dog, etc.
@salsal435 Жыл бұрын
🤣🤣 You got me at Costco hot dogs!!
@OpheliaDarkling Жыл бұрын
hearing & hot dog shoppe lol
@damarh Жыл бұрын
No man is an island.. except a cayman. *badum tiss*
@Dana-kb5mk Жыл бұрын
Thanks Computer 😘
@aygtets Жыл бұрын
This is the episode where we learn that Sona thinks that only women have nipples
@SirWilliam1986 Жыл бұрын
”Mastercard logo..”😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
@martinpalleiro8135 Жыл бұрын
The only person I can think of that can treat Coco’s areolas problem is an exorcist.
@Dana-kb5mk Жыл бұрын
😂I'm not impressed with talking to myself 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂