Conan Throws Jordan Schlansky A Bachelor Party | CONAN on TBS

Jordan's getting married soon, so Conan decides to throw him a surprise stag party. Bring on the Jäger and strippers!
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[@zipgow]

When Jordan replied, "You," my heart broke.

[@aab695]

+Brian C ikr i wish conan stopped being a jackass for that one moment

[@unterbawr]

I thought he said "Hugh"

[@natmaka]

Then (from 0:52 on) Conan facial expressions are Kennedy's!

[@Paul-di6md]

+Mouse Trap no it isn't watch the video showing him showing up late

[@pearl3042]

theyre actually really good friends outside of the show. this is all a skit and the jordan character is slightly embellished for the clips

[@sleepyazathoth5238]

This is why Conan is so great, he actually does comedy instead of stupid lip sync battles.

[@roblena7977]

The Wilfred I am sick and tired of Jimmy kimmel did this and jimmy kimmel did that, I would take Conan over every other host any day of the week.

[@KidCooties]

The Wilfred Wilfred firing shots!!! The end is near..

[@RobertJohnson-nz3xm]

KidCooties *claps and fake laughs* You are funny.

[@MikhailKalashnikovMiG]

While I certainly prefer Conan to Fallon, I don't see the need for the incessant bashing of Fallon. Conan and Fallon aren't even rivals or anything like that, so what's that all about?

[@MilkywaysMostWanted]

The Wilfred Lol@comparing Conan to Failon. Conan is on another level of awesomeness. Failon is just a product of Jay Leno's assholery.

[@reubsdude]

I bumped into Jordan Schlansky just a few years ago in Texas and he really is just the nicest guy. I had asked if I could take a picture with him since my wife and I are such big fans of his segments with Conan. He was in the middle of something but he was so nice that he actually came back and found us after he was done and we all took a picture together. Thank you for always making us smile Jordan! Hope we get to see you in Texas again sometime!

[@GLMusic12]

He was clearly in the middle of finalizing various tasks.

[@ted__ryan]

I'm sure you took various pictures with Jordan.

[@nukeninmgt1504]

He needed to go to the restroom and prepare his body in various ways before being photographed.

[@shahrozulhaq834]

Only in Texas

[@LilithGrey...FromHell]

You lucky duck!

[@TheBeefTrain]

Jordan's face while his entire body is vibrating as she violently bounces on him is one of the funniest things I've ever seen.

[@round105]

He visually looks so uncomfortable

[@Skyruss24]

@@round105 yeah duh thats the bit

[@clorozweepvmundosalazar5153]

He looks so physically and spiritually disturbed., I feel sorry for him lol

[@docchicken245]

So much violence there

[@lordmfitzgerald3rd754]

She can bounce on me.

[@BarokaiRein]

Conans reaction to the stripper being an actual stripper was hilarious

[@cal593]

I think he had a mini heart attack

[@neubianx]

I agree. I don't think he knew that was going to happen.

[@Sevenfold120]

Part 2: Who hired actual strippers.

[@burntzapato8446]

You get what you pay for in LA, they don't play around.

[@williamc.6168]

the reaction on the guy with the checkered shirt was hilarious too...hahaha , i don't think he was expecting that either. He looked over at Conan.

[@shmavster4209]

When The stripper took her shirt off Conan was just like “I’m getting sued arent I?”

[@alexpollock6932]

KATHERINE TIPTON his or Jordan’s

[@troykruse5161]

What the hell? A split second of the stripper in a thong??!! Thanks for leaving me hangin!😡

[@shmavster4209]

Ridiculed Victor A cite? More like an entire GENRE of websites

[@spyder2390]

Ridiculed Victor what is this site

[@badrluai]

By who tho

[@fathergabrielstokes4706]

When the male stripper accidentally kicked Jordan's head, I felt that.

[@user-ov8li2mq5b]

poor him, I'd be so freakin' annoyed.

[@owensmit3637]

You were kicked in the head by a male stripper once?

[@bad_writer]

Accidentally? 100% Conan paid him to

[@NeoTechni]

same.

[@user-hv9xc4wu6j]

ikr？poor stripper

[@villalba874]

Of course Jordan knows these things, he has been studying us humans for several millenia.

[@franz6859]

Yup and also makes human soil

[@johnindigo5477]

Various human behaviors overs numerous millennia

[@vincentpross7497]

you mean he has been studying us in various ways

[@grrgoyljones8793]

I love that Beer Guy is equally down with both strippers

[@lagartijamuerta]

bi icon

[@brendalees10]

Apple Justice bicon

[@JaimeVillacis]

LOL

[@toysoldierfrost]

A true professional

[@darknes2742]

🥃 here's to you supportive bachelor party guy!

[@freddypedraza2066]

Conan was more scared of his wife than the network

[@hgff69]

Catholic

[@gornes2403]

@@hgff69 lol if he is a real Catholic I am an alien from the Andromeda Galaxy

[@hugostiglitz491]

@@gornes2403 You are an alien from the Andromeda Galaxy

[@user-mj8gv8pl7v]

Orthodox

[@CainP]

@@gornes2403 i just think the person is referring to his lineage which is Irish Catholic but as far as I know Conan doesn’t practice it.

[@rhetiq9989]

4:58 Best part. Just the shot of Conan standing there regretting his decision while the stripper bounces up and down on Jordan’s lap who’s not even fazed by any of it is such a beautiful sight to behold

[@EveForbiddenFruit]

Accidental Renaissance

[@Pendragon981]

Truly spectacular

[@victorwilson1096]

Plot twist, Jordan’s best friend is named You. He wasn’t talking about Conan at all.

[@cesarsoria423]

He’s buddies with Cubs pitcher, Yu Darvish ?!

[@gunha8288]

@@cesarsoria423 Hahahah that's impressive you came up with a japanese guy lol

[@mikebazinga982]

or he actually said Hugh lol

[@NikhilMathew122333]

Yu Wuhan

[@kpham632]

His friend's name is Joe Goldberg

[@westcoastfire2061]

Conan - "I'm not gonna humiliate you" 4 minutes later - Jordan has a dudes ball sack in his face

[@apollo180]

Wes 76 damm... no chill from you sir.

[@tonyroca279]

But did he humiliate him?

[@ladynoluck]

It’s only humiliating if you get embarrassed by what other people do in your presence lol

[@aziremperorofthesands6369]

The man was named "boner" in front of how many people?

[@trickytreyperfected1482]

@@aziremperorofthesands6369 Oh. I thought he said "boater." That could still have a sexual conotation.

[@jettycomlego]

Am I the only one who intently listens to what Jordan has to say?

[@erinbrady5420]

Nope. 😆

[@vkilamk]

I thought I was the only one! Haha

[@MicrosoftCPU3]

yes

[@jackthompson864]

I do lol

[@marycarla6245]

Yes, he's actually interesting but it's his attitude that makes him funny. I like how he doesn't kow tow to Conan.

[@dannayy8052]

5:32 Nick's finger is bleeding. can we just appreciate his dedication to this.

[@Commander_Cat]

yikes I knew something was off when he hesitated to chug the beer.

[@goodmorningfrommt]

Saw that.. bright red

[@nimegajayarathna4142]

I wonder why his mouth isn't bleeding.

[@MultiRay7]

I wonder how it happened. It's not the same hand he used to bite the beer can.

[@pedrokozlakowski6440]

and then the next shot he has a bandage and still is vibing to the music. that's dedication

[@TonyTones123]

When she lifted her top up, Conan knew his wife was gonna kill him lol

[@criptik5208]

What is soy boyish

[@user-nn8no8pw1o]

@@criptik5208 huh

[@sillypotato53]

@@criptik5208 stfu incel, he's a married man and knows how to respect his wife

[@sophearithsaing6941]

i thought he was lying but it's actually goes back to ancient sparta.

[@jsdeathmarch]

Jordan is a very smart man, he's a computer

[@N-e-o1]

@Mr.Anchovy His CPU is a neural net processor; a learning computer. Yaahhr

[@williamsuailua6136]

Jordan is a computer, I've never seen him smile or laugh.

[@user-wo8px8tz9n]

could be a vulkan!

[@KBlade1]

That explains the women in God Of War games. ;)

[@billybobjohnadamjoe]

It’s just quite literally a Spongebob and Squidward dynamic.

[@Sunny-rf9gc]

That makes so much sense

[@SundaySkye]

Omg, YES! You hit the nail on the head.

[@jasonpetri8013]

Nah, Conan doesn't think of Jordan as a friend, it would be like if Squidward said that SpongeBob was his best friend

[@c.7197]

Except squid ward is void of emotions

[@nofal9628]

Jordan more like Squidward

[@kasmeria]

Jordan: "A man just put his testicles in my face." Conan: "How did it feel to you this time?" LMAO

[@stephanwackman5816]

and the DJ be like 'yeh that one was lit"

[@tatikloe]

A man like Jordan will never cheat. He is a man that his wife can trust!

[@seanfinn1046]

His wife is a lucky lady.

[@TheSMCSS1234]

I agree that's what I was thinking

[@yeah_i_likeCartoons]

a robot*

[@dallinnguyen8025]

but he is no fun

[@KC-oc3zf]

He has various wives

[@ellagunawan]

I'M ON A CONAN MARATHON. CAN'T STOP. SEND HELP

[@dogaro_vids8758]

Been there and enjoyed every moment of it

[@vMufasa]

lol yesterday I spent 5 hours watching Conan-Jordan videos and loved their travels through Italy... came to find out they've been working together for 21 years now... found a couple times Jordan breaking character... but make no mistake these are really good two friends, an no Jordan is not his on camera persona... it's almost more funny to catch him break character now(very rare)

[@robb8569]

ill see you at the end brother

[@sengriksangma7871]

You still need help?

[@glo1005]

HELP IS ON THE... Yeah I can't help ya. I'm on the same boat as you. 😭😂

[@jg5488]

I like the reaction of Conan when the chick took off her top it was like "whoa girl, we didn't discuss going that far lol "

[@Daolmec]

word!!! including Jordans "lets pretend long time friend"

[@coreywilliams1740]

J G i

[@tjhall9377]

Jordan’s expression at 4:53 is like “Conan was not expecting that and now I’m here…”

[@Jimmyboygohome]

Oh my god they definitely weren’t expecting her to go topless

[@9er817]

Yeah how would they know would that a stripper would get undressed

[@NiVi192]

An Irish-American catholic, a human robot and a, well, random 'can chopper' order a stripper... Of course those three didn't think it through! 😆

[@randomguy8228]

@@9er817 maybe because they’re recording for TV

[@cheapkahlol1020]

@@NiVi192 Brolaf is here !

[@matchbox1275]

@@randomguy8228 Yup, she's too bold to do that while the Camera was recording.

[@laurenbarton2643]

I’ve just discovered the Conan and Jordan saga today and I’ve literally spent HOURS watching every crumb of content I can.

[@marcusmoser6911]

I am jeaous that you just got the experience for the first time.

[@Kristoffelsson]

Yeah same.

[@spaghettioverlord3247]

Welcome to the club

[@icydelon]

same watching them is now part of my daily routine

[@christoman3430]

“Did you look that up?” Jordan: “I know these things.”

[@aszter2806]

He existed in ancient Sparta ofc he does

[@kawingchuirua]

Loved it!

[@lmpeters1552]

That information was installed on his last update

[@Freelancer52]

Proof that Jordan is a machine with a computer for his brain

[@vahnn0]

I still can't tell if that dude is the dullest human alive or the amazing keeper of a straight face in history.

[@galept]

vahnn0 I also think he's on the spectrum for Autism, possibly Aspergers. So, not only can he keep a straight face, but his personality can naturally come off cold and awkward, which can provide Conan with almost unlimited material when they're together. It's gold

[@andinodinoo]

+galept it's just acting lol

[@galept]

Andhino Cika Nope, I disagree. Is it hard to believe that someone could be awkward, and that Conan knows how to exploit his awkwardness for the show?

[@andinodinoo]

+galept only for the show right? i believe they have normal conversation in real life.

[@ciyean]

+galept *Can't tell if trolling or just incredibly stupid*

[@WitCola]

I can’t imagine Jordan being married to any other than Siri

[@azivt5115]

Lollllzzz

[@evilazulan]

😂😂😂

[@austins.2495]

Lmao

[@aprilhollow5780]

Don’t be silly. Siri’s too human 😆

[@WitCola]

@@aprilhollow5780 yeah you’re right 😆😂

[@michaelg362]

This is why I love Conan. There's a moment around 3:32 when he asks the frat guy "Remember Jordan's nick name" and the guy responds "Boner". If you look at Conan he was a little taken back by that comment but then just as fast decided to just go with it. Legendary

[@issaphae9659]

This was when I officially realized I loved Jordan

[@koreanese9602]

same

[@williamsuailua6136]

same

[@apricity2994]

same!

[@7thecheryl]

Its like Conan knew there was SOMETHING he liked in this guy...but he just wasn't quite sure what it was till, he started with the late entry on that one friday...and he was waltzing into work around noon...1.....that was when I sure knew Jordan was.,.,,FOR ME!

[@jacktree5101]

PIM's a Whovian That would be the best bachelor party i ever had but the fireman has to go

[@AozoraUltra2006]

I'm actually enjoying Jordan's rambling of knowledge.

[@NikorasuChan]

+Aozotra Disagreed on the compressed/uncompressed music tho... LOOOLLL

[@ClaimClam]

+Aozotra Gerolsteiner is great Mineral Water

[@Vladpryde]

+Aozotra He's a deeply emotional man.

[@elvisjimpa100]

+Aozotra Yes he really got a nice,calm voice and seems werry intelligent.Conan just sounds anoying and loud as always.

[@the_question]

+Orion Jimmy its a script dude chill

[@prankedxd3937]

i like how conan genuinely seems impressed that beer guy bit the beer open

[@mark9294]

More like shocked

[@monicagrorud2225]

Who isn’t impressed?

[@malloryb8821]

Jordans face when the dude bit into the beer can 😂😂😂😂

[@madhatt3r93]

Like these crying cat memes

[@DLSacks]

I've seen Jordan break in a few clips, but that was one of the few times you can see him trying not to.

[@mako4874]

I'm convinced now that jordan is a brilliant actor

[@leiligutierrez626]

qui ero de visente fernandes

[@leiligutierrez626]

qui ero de visente fernandes

[@leiligutierrez626]

qui ero de visente fernandes

[@FutureAbe]

+Loop Set he's a producer on the show

[@Decatron2]

+Abe Grimm Really? What does he do as a producer?

[@MrC464646]

5:01 "I think Abigail is an attractive woman, however I don't think this situation is conducive to sexual arousal." I love Jordan XD

[@Radiowias]

Translation: "I AM FLACCID."

[@a.k.salazr]

Now that’s a real man.

[@tonyroca279]

TBH, its true, that situation is fun, tho not necessarily arousing

[@wetogang1368]

It’s crazy that he can keep the act because I would have been all over that

[@Gabrosoft]

Weto Gang maybe bc it’s not an act

[@Bitterswheat]

jordan’s dead pan “i know these things” killed me, it insinuates he in fact did not look this up and knew it from birth

[@WestOfEarth]

I have a friend who's like this...we call him the font of useless information. He's got an eidetic memory, and literally doesn't forget anything.

[@oldnite3414]

@@WestOfEarth Just say photographic

[@Oldmanhenderson12]

Conan was truly not ready for the stripper to take her top off

[@fidorover]

FUN FACT: Jordan Schlansky has never felt the need to use an exclamation mark.

[@TheFriendlyTroll]

***** And no one's ever told him to calm down.

[@kasnitch]

***** fun pseudo fact - the Stig tried to teach him to drive .. left infuriated and proceeded to set the ring record to de-stress

[@JH-nr9pw]

***** is he a real dude lol

[@Brastius]

+fidorover He once got drunk and stated that domestic water tasted just as good as the more expensive Veen.

[@tubehax]

+fidorover Wanted to upvote but didn't want to be the douche who broke that perfect 200.

[@madarashi7097]

if we had a world of just jordans we would find world peace because we would be too occupied with correcting eachother

[@styson670]

They would correct each other to death

[@manictiger]

Actually, according to quantum theory, the chances of that happening are likely well below one out of one vigintillion. While it's technically possible, it's unlikely to occur before the heat-death of the universe. By the time the heat-death does occur, the chance will reach exactly zero percent. This is because all energy exchanges in the universe will have stopped, thus making the chance of anything happening reach exactly zero. The temperature of the universe will also reach absolute zero. This is why it's called heat death. This is all hypothetical, of course. There are many variables and unknowns involved in such quantum models of the universe.

[@Jelloitsme]

manictiger What are you doing here Jordan?

[@WrigleyAndAiden]

CaptainAlligatah there would be nothing to correct if we were all Jordan's

[@selfishstockton6123]

that would only lead to more war though

[@Knight14649]

Jordan has a natural talent that cannot be taught or learned in a classroom.. He and Conan, whether they are aware of it or not, have an amazing comedy chemistry.. I could watch them do anything and the results world be satisfying.. They are like the new Martin and Lewis .. so funny. There needs to be a Conan and Jordan Movie….

[@kit2770]

"Whether they're aware of it or not..." Oh they're aware of it. Or Conan is anyways.

[@kian8550]

i love how it started with Jordan minding his business and quickly ended with a party happening in his office

[@konahjalter5941]

There are fossils more alive than Jordan Schlansky

[@rohanmehta8148]

It's a character

[@ChairmanMeow1]

@@rohanmehta8148 Its not. Hes really this weird.

[@SOlsen-ly8jt]

@chairman meow it’s actually a character

[@jeromejoz5935]

this is topnotch commentry right here 🤣🤣

[@mrmystery9496]

steve crawford damn dude

[@sumrandumguy7177]

Conan > every other host

[@virtruyamean8920]

+Lorenzo RR too bad craig never been funny

[@puregaminggod]

ellens better but hes okay

[@sumrandumguy7177]

Pure Gamer God get out

[@xXxTr0nxXx]

+Pure Gamer God Ellen isn't funny at all.

[@kaymuldoon3575]

Lorenzo RR agreed.

[@klash85]

Conan:🤪😂 Friend:😁 DJ:😎🎧 Jordan:😐

[@frankieseymour3324]

As an audio engineer, I have to agree with him that WAV and AIFF is superior to MP3.

[@NeoTechni]

I lost all faith that this is his real attitude since he didn't say FLAC

[@TheTuubster]

Put pointy ears on him and he is a Vulcan.

[@sleddogrunner]

that explains everything

[@onemanshow4116]

TheTuubster After he went to all that plastic surgery to lop them off??

[@moppetmaker]

TheTuubster Wasn't Jordan the one that would dress as Spock and flip everyone off on the old Late Night show??

[@Juppah4u]

TheTuubster I dunno if Jordan could pull it off though, he's programing may conflict with something.

[@joshryan1973]

TheTuubster *It's amazing, guys!!!! Get an Apple iPhone 6 PLUS for free right now* plus.google.com/u/0/communities/109348931073204003570

[@petarjangelovski5320]

Jordan "Boner" Schlansky

[@leeroyjenkins1649]

Petar Jangelovski *“GET IT HARD BUDDY“!*

[@aen2767]

😂😂😂😂😂

[@samyuktha.]

Jordan Schlongsky

[@esmestiel]

@@samyuktha. this deserves more attention

[@samyuktha.]

@@esmestiel someone else commented it on some other Jordan video but I thought this was relevant here hehe

[@adrianmedina5188]

I honestly dont question Jordan's choice to not have a typical bachelor party. I just hung out with my dad, a few friends, ordered pluckers and watched the longhorn game. Awsome night no regrets.

[@UfrankTube]

Did your wife had a stripper on her bachelorette?

[@toby0617]

5:32 seems like our best friend Ｎick had hurt himself during his dramatic performances..

[@hannahmuncie6599]

That was so cute when he said you were his friend

[@kramermack]

That was so cute when you commented here

[@myman8336]

@@Limpuls That not a little girl.. If so, she shouldn't be here.. This is for the work man..

[@Limpuls]

@@myman8336 all I see in profile pic is 11 yrs old girl

[@taylordrn3871]

i really think jordan doesnt have friends 🤣

[@collinbrill1540]

Jordan like I hate my boss 😂 But he's buying me Bentley

[@conorwallace776]

Am I the only one who felt sorry for him when he said Conan was his friend

[@yourunclejohn984]

No

[@GoldenO]

Yes 😭

[@ronitbal7924]

yaa😥😥😭

[@zilontay4022]

Yeah me too

[@architecturedraft5559]

not really if he wanted friends he would have some. not everyone cares to have friends

[@dc1397]

I always appreciate how Schlansky, when asked a question, always answers very sincerely.

[@Keeejtch]

This is one of his best sketches. Just can not stop laughing throughout. I want Beer Guy in my life.

[@TheWonderfulBlake]

"The bachelor party goes back to ancient Sparta." It seems like Jordan got sucked into a Wikipedia rabbit hole and ended up on the history of the bachelor party

[@trickytreyperfected1482]

He didn't look it up; he just knows these things.

[@TheWonderfulBlake]

Trey Atkins I bet when Jordan was a baby instead of crying he'd just start shouting random facts no normal person knows off the top of their head. He just came out of his moms womb shouting "THE BACHELOR PARTY GOES BACK TO ANCIENT SPARTA!!"

[@MasouShizuka]

@403 Forbidden Which is surprising considering he looks so bloody dead in his eyes and soul that he might as well be a computer with a blank dark screen. For eternity.

[@shreyasshankar4109]

@@TheWonderfulBlake No he came out saying if the doctor pulled him out at the right time, he'd be more intelligent.

[@nadifenggar943]

He's programmed with every knowledges in the world.

[@themeatballmann]

*Sparkling water with a high mineral content*

[@themeatballmann]

@Sandor Clegane Possibly.

[@thomasthemenace]

Geroldsteiner really is a damn good water.

[@capslockabc3872]

*Voss water*

[@gregghorner9107]

@#BDS probbably off the cuff. Jordan is genius!

[@polarbearal]

@@thomasthemenace It's pretty damn good. Though Jordan likes Geroldsteiner after he's had espresso, I gotta say, I truly enjoy it as a general drinking water too. ;)

[@DutchFurnace]

As someone who worked in a liquor wholesaler, when Conan threw the Jägermeister on the floor at @03:02, I felt sorry for Jordan because of the stench he has had to sit in for the last 5 years.

[@Shinku101]

When the fireman stripper kneed Jordan on the head, I freaking lost it lmaooo

[@Theforeveraloneguy]

I googled it, turns out Jordan was right. Bachelor parties were indeed invented by the Spartans.

[@tawandamaddox5756]

belthazormn1 I believe he's 100% right that he says

[@Distroshawn]

I don’t what’s more funny that you googled it or Jordan said it 😂😂😂

[@sublimechimp]

He knows these things

[@Shaunsters1975]

I just watched a man get abused by a ginger.

[@sauliusltcool6902]

Whats wrong with that?

[@jokhi6959]

@Victoria ...

[@jobansand]

Did you like it?

[@69nadyacole69]

So if a black guy abused a white man it is okay

[@venusfoo9667]

Putang Ina wtf are these comments

[@SarcasticPossum]

I love how Conan goes from Party Bro to Shy School Boy in a second lol

[@Kiddomike]

When Jordan said ‘I prefer uncompressed digital music’, I realized I am like Jordan Schlansky.

[@xdonvito]

Omg conan is the only talk show host that actually makes me laugh. Everyone else is typical bs humor.

[@TheWonderfulBlake]

xdonvito exactly

[@randyhiga6]

Totally agree

[@gerromecampbell9223]

Colbert does it for me aswell, also John Stewart

[@swa406]

Agree

[@fullcontrol4179]

I enjoy Kimmel and Fallon, too. The clip of Kimmel and Damon in couples therapy is awesome, but I think my favorite of his is when he scared workers with a fake Kimmel statue.

[@flux.9638]

Jordan is the son of Dwight and Angela from the office.

[@mtgreveal1864]

Omg so true

[@cl-kb7xy]

@@mtgreveal1864Dwight just raised him. His biological father is Sylar from Heroes.

[@Anne-kj2wo]

She always wanted a pair of well behaved boys

[@Mihayan1]

then Conan is a son of Pam and Jim

[@wolffrenzy2778]

OMFG YES 😂😂😂

[@michaelleonardsetyawijaya2311]

When the class clown play with the quiet kid

[@rutvikpatil94]

if jorden is playing character he ia the greatest actor of all time .

[@tjperette5304]

"I'm indifferent. I don't know what's in store." I kinda love that answer. Very honest.

[@bma8488]

I never feel bad for Jordan, and i know these are scripted, but when he said Conan was his friend and then Conan just laughed, I actually felt a bit bad lol...

[@uzzieb9984]

Brandon Anderson I don’t think these are scripted. Conan has a general outline of what he wants to do, but there’s no writer writing a script. It’s mostly Conan improvising.

[@manah2882]

@@uzzieb9984 Minimally scripted. But this one was way out of the road!

[@AleksandarIvanov69]

Daddy issues coming out

[@doggomcd]

I think conan did that for the sketch, i feel conan cares for him more than actually jordan does.

[@irradiatedice98]

@@doggomcd Yeah they are actually friends

[@karlalden2076]

I know in my heart of hearts that Conan loves Jordan and Jordan loves Conan

[@adibahmed10]

Conan: "I got you a real bachelor party friend! Nick!" Introvert: "That's annoying."

[@shehbleh8931]

conan's face when he knew the stripper went too far

[@cyberhermit1222]

I admire how Jordan is above petty human emotions...I aspire to that level of awakening.

[@ferchango6359]

Train your mind and make it impenetrable

[@mclera8566]

Where is that part of the video? He is full of petty emotions from my kind of view.

[@michelegressel4195]

He's a Vulcan w plastic surgery to his ears.

[@johiarratabigne4974]

Yeah wtff

[@Danovio]

LOOOL Jordan is the embodiment of the meaning "petty"

[@jsharps1000]

The way conan's energy changed when her shirt came off then the looks Jordan was giving Conan that entire time was just crazy.

[@nicopootato2330]

5:04 I do wonder what happened between the cuts “You gotta put your top back on, but you can take your pants off if that make you feel more comfortable.”

[@patrickjones58]

Conan wasnt ready for the next level

[@novaenforcer1563]

Patrick Jones at the very least not when the camera is showinh

[@nurmadihahbintizulkifli1734]

when he was so shocked i cracked up 😂

[@forlornpreponderance2299]

Nova Enforcer15 I’m sure that’s his genuine reaction, as a guy who graduated from Harvard with a literature degree, he’s probably a man of culture like Jordan. The Conan we see is more of a character I think.

[@bakerXderek]

3:38 "GET IT HARD BUDDY!!!"

[@CharlieAUS]

bakerXderek BONER!

[@MrVideosimake]

CHEEAA!!

[@cindyknows9220]

bakerXderek Derek we watch a lot of the same videos. Every time i watch a video, I look at the comments and you are always down here.

[@BEATTHOSE00]

bakerXderek lmfao

[@IchaoticsI]

bakerXderek hahaha i laughed so hard

[@TrevorCopter]

The part of me that I hate is the part that genuinely wanted to hear Jordan’s views on uncompressed audio files 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@pertti.k2937]

This was one of the best Jordan sketches of all time!

[@FrozenEspada4]

I was just thinking we need another Jordan Schlansky remote and one appears. Psychic?

[@DarthVader-ek7nj]

Hispanic Girls Twerking Nah bitch. It's just me.

[@JohnCrichton]

Hispanic Girls Twerking How about this... just yesterday I went through all of them laughing my ass of wondering, "man, why did they stop doing these?".

[@FrozenEspada4]

John Crichton Yeah but mine is cooler. I *felt* it. Plz call the X-Men and tell them I'm on the way...

[@Shinywhite]

No, your fake italian sense was tingling

[@RileyPoll]

tHATS WHAT I WAS THINKING I LITERALLY WATCHED THE PLAYLIST LAST NIGHT

[@natedibbs4476]

How could u stay in character when she’s grinding on u lol

[@Dracattack]

Even Conan was surprised lol

[@user-pv5ms2gr8h]

E

[@hashslanger7524]

That’s how he is. He isn’t acting.

[@sleep2890]

Alit Memeti he has broke character multiple time and started laughing in multiple Remotes

[@user-tz8ze3tp7m]

@@sleep2890 he laughed during the italy trip cause he was happy AF , he is capable of happiness, but the things that make him excited are different of most people

[@menkae6708]

4:52 Love Connan’s and the Jordan’s friend reaction

[@tapooz2243]

Conan: “I’m not gonna humiliate you” 5:18

[@nicoletarentaal8178]

Conan looks like Meryl Streep.

[@unitedjt345]

ROFL

[@azaleamiller2014]

Nicole Tarentaal also catylin jenner

[@JR-dv7wb]

😂😂😂😂

[@tjwash5118]

Jordan is the best actor of our generation. The ability to keep a straight face through all of that is brilliant.

[@yogeshmehara8135]

Thanx to you both I'm having fun watching all of you'er video in quarantine. LMAO

[@bnuratmaja]

The dude from Screen Junkies!!

[@Ayvee1138]

Because why not? Everyone loves Nick Mundy

[@TheRidRichard]

ain't no thing like Schlansky except Schlansky

[@samuelz7344]

Fancy Hat true true

[@Vilppy]

Bayu Nuratmaja He's actually been apart of a bunch of skits for Conan

[@ender003]

The Honey Badger I've literally been apart of every single skit Conan has ever done.

[@Friday_Trouble]

*Wow, **_Jordan_** would be a good actor*

[@tylito4764]

What do you think hes doing right now.... cmon

[@CalebMcFarland]

Im Tylito I think this is genuinely him. Particularly since people who work with him say so in other videos. I think he just kicks his personality up a notch for the videos.

[@notlondondavis2338]

He is

[@Lambda_Ovine]

He is... You really think all this is real?

[@MsMysticworld]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/kGXQm6FtpdpmrLs

[@salpuma9145]

This is my favorite Conan/Jordan outing...and I think I've seen them all. Conan is truly the king

[@rm3869]

Hands down the best video of the two

[@samkupper]

00:02 his Name plaque thing says..."Jordan Schansky One Cranky fake Itallian"

[@Youoverthere.]

sam kupper lmao!

[@z9ler745]

WTF

[@deadrabbit666666]

sam kupper great catch!

[@mishikagupta3834]

Wtf how did you see it?!

[@Elldorado12]

Conan called him that in one video, and they added it to his plaque

[@saila-5828]

4:40 i love how both conan and nick recoiled in fear

[@Vic-mr3xe]

"Drink, drink, drink!" -Jordan, sip, sip !😂

[@Zanagash]

When the stripper takes off her bra, Conan’s reaction is priceless 😂 He is like “Oh no, my wife is going to kill me if I even take a little glance… MUST.NOT.WATCH” 😂

[@marcsannicolas4074]

That stripper was a trailer park beauty. The chick was alright too.

[@lubotimus1955]

marc sannicolas ahhahahah

[@AllisonChains64]

LMFAO!!!

[@mrmystery9496]

😂😂

[@SightForMemories]

Please stop, that gonad wasn't meant for him, Conan.

[@frxcturd_6153]

Hahahaha.... waitttt--

[@R3fug333]

I don't know if that was a scripted joke, but, when Jordan said "You" and Conan laughed; I died a little inside. That was so sad. I expected Conan to hug him.

[@evango.8874]

I thought he said Beu

[@alec6583]

R3fug33 I felt sad about it too. But yeah, no, they're friends. :) The way Conan treats him is just a bit.

[@R3fug333]

Alec I assumed so. I feel bad for Jordan sometimes, but then I remember it's all a bit. If it weren't he would have been fired long ago. I'm glad they're friends.

[@josuesays]

R3fug33 He said Beu, he laughed because it's not a common name and sounds made up lol

[@D4rkR4ge]

Joshua Zapata No he laughed and shook his head because Jordan said "you".

[@IstvanThree]

I thought that after the lady stripper Conan will bring in a robot for Jordan...

[@matthewwelch9737]

Conan and schlansky’s personalities together make up that of a normal person and I love it.

[@Baxxter101]

love Conan's micro expression of pure joy when the guy improvs the nickname 'Boner' at 3:32!

[@AleksandarIvanov69]

I always loved that moment so much :D

[@cmeflywva]

My favorite!

[@amrmalik642]

"Get it harddddddd buddyyyyyyy!!!" 🤣

[@machomarvel38]

I love how the stripper caught EVERYONE off guard!

[@aksprkl6594]

Yeah, the bachelor friend broke character XD Just reminds you that these are: 1) grown men, 2) on a tv show, 3) probably all married, 4) and they were respectful enough to look away.

[@robertguthrie5310]

Yeah, I really don't think Conan thought she was actually going to strip.

[@craigcode7103]

Even Nick,the beer helmet guy was a little shook when the rockets came out!

[@misse0077]

When they do the fade when Jordan is going on and on just kills me😂

[@kickliquid]

Jordan is like a walking Wikipedia