Conan Downsizes Jordan Schlansky’s Office | CONAN on TBS

[@joelsmith5938]

the Conan/Jordan saga is like an entire missing season of The Office.

[@ryouma1717]

its what season 8 shoulda been

[@balthazarmayrena600]

Add in a little Sonja, and you have a full season!

[@arshawitoelar7675]

But aren't they.. Michael Scott and Toby?

[@roddybaba]

Theyre like michael and toby

[@SH19922x]

Conan used to write with the simpsons crew, he knows how to pull off jokes and subtlety like a master.

[@kingrudy95]

Jordan is one joke away from killing everyone in the office

[@RSID]

If a mass shooting at Team Coco actually happens, it would be the first mass shooting that I will say "I understand.".

[@timcampbell4132]

Comments like these are always ignored until the cnn report.

[@Shak2k11]

all it takes is one bad day

[@SlowBluesInc]

Conan took a big risk leaving that hatchet on Jordan's desk.

[@AllanElMelon1043]

Dont come to the studio tomorrow.

[@Logai74]

The feeling you get when you find a Jordan Schlansky clip you haven’t seen!!!

[@Deep_Dish]

This one somehow slipped thru my grasp, that's never happened

[@aryamansingh08]

#TeamCoco10mSubs

[@SaifShakur]

Spot on!!

[@vinaybhatt2472]

Actually there isn't one

[@ericdashitson2142]

Yesss

[@penguininabox7946]

How can Jordan clean his office when he has various responsibilities and duties

[@CoolPandaTheMovieNerd]

And do tell, what are some of his responsibilities and duties?

[@rowzeeistyra]

Pandas are cool just various responsibilities and duties.

[@GREGGFOWL]

@@CoolPandaTheMovieNerd he deals with "micro things"

[@brucewayne2184]

@@GREGGFOWL Apparently so does his wife.

[@thejournalist8091]

박혜원 how is that an "r/woooosh"?

[@kakashine1]

His office is full but his eyes are empty

[@rustomgumja2612]

LMFAO.

[@tsogobauggi8721]

That is funny :)

[@arvindshastry1178]

He is a deeply emotional guy

[@jessijesse1783]

Good one 😂

[@newsrapper]

Nope I see murder

[@aaronliu9945]

Their first mistake was leaving the axe on Jordan's desk. It would also prove to be their last mistake.

[@thomasgooden]

lol

[@bumperroan8211]

Sort of like leaving Norman Bates alone with the cutlery.

[@leoyoung2513]

Classic plot of a classic film

[@cynthiaahern9081]

Good one!

[@MrMaxer13]

It seems to me that he looked at it in the very end.

[@hlbkm2610]

Not gonna lie, Jordan has a perfect "i hate my life" face lmfao

[@roberkraft1982]

Its because he does

[@Elhardt]

Maybe it's a "i hate my boss" face.

[@Curiousnessify]

why would you lie about that

[@collegerebel]

He's like the real-life Squidward.😂

[@erickortiz7964]

It won’t be long until we see Jordan turn into the Joker.

[@KevinP32270]

HAAAA LOLOL

[@syeds.1273]

What do you get when you cross an Italy obsessed staffer with a boss that humiliates him, and treats him like trash?

[@adrianmartinez5155]

Erick Ortiz “Conan can you introduce me as Joker ?”

[@obiwankenobi4461]

Ahahahahahahahahaha! Best comment on KZbin for this day.

[@amackclassic6737]

I was thinking the same thing, this guy is gonna take his revenge!

[@alvinenglund]

I love how the sign outside Jordan’s office says ”One Cranky Fake Italian” 2:34

[@TheMulToyVerse]

I’ve seen this twice now and yeah... never spotted that before 😂

[@areki3852]

Missed that, thanks.

[@phuonganhnguyen8657]

actually, that sign is from another video! The episode about the expresso machine! It's freaking hilarious!

[@lawbinson]

@@phuonganhnguyen8657 And I see the machine still! haha

[@adrianoadriano7772]

@@phuonganhnguyen8657 and he stole my comment and edited his to myn

[@idontjudge222]

Lmaoooo his nameplate outside says “one cranky fake Italian”

[@andrewspegal8424]

Looked for this comment. It's brilliant

[@fatandugly8112]

It has been there for years lol

[@AndrejNikolov-xw2gi]

It's been there for years... I can see you're new.

[@TheGrumbliestPuppy]

@@AndrejNikolov-xw2gi Woah you're so cool

[@rojhatek]

Andrej Nikolov wowwww ur so amazing real fan omg

[@CoolPandaTheMovieNerd]

Jordan prepared his body in various ways before making this video.

[@NoName-gp8il]

Pandas are cool “I concur”

[@rustomgumja2612]

did he shave his chest? lol

[@VMFYT]

He immediately had a protein shake and experimented with Oats and Whey

[@tsogobauggi8721]

Well, I don't know if he did it before making this video, but I am sure he did that afterwards. :)

[@ComedyClipsX]

Yes

[@colleen6341]

Jordan’s had that bottle of lotion for almost 7 years

[@anthonyisgro7185]

Same with the olive oil.

[@amandajensen3382]

Or... He's replaced it with an identical bottle. Seems like something he would do

[@colleen6341]

Amanda Jensen nah knowing jordan he definitely kept the bottle for that long, if he were committed to using lotion he would buy some fancy italian brand and it would be in his desk drawer

[@zzoinks]

@@colleen6341 i also have a theory. Maybe he makes his own lotion formula from decades of research while he's supposed to be working on the show. Then Jordan refills the same bottle for many years. Also, his house is already filled with various useful items like old star wars toys. So Jordan has to plan out his independent lotion-making business using his office as a warehouse. During work he's been using his stockpile of gift bags and cardboard boxes to package and sell his lotion. His Olive oil is secretly an ingredient for his lotion.

[@colleen6341]

And E that would make sense

[@ArchitechtofAnarchy]

How can Jordan clean his office when he's constantly preparing his body in various ways.

[@largol33t1]

And with Conan ragging on him every minute...

[@Bird76Mojo76]

Yep, don't think we didn't see that Vaseline lotion on the table behind his chair..

[@djones2170]

The serial killer in Silence of the Lambs also prepared his body in various ways, whereas Hannibal would prepare other people's bodies in various ways, it's actually very scientific.

[@zedz4397]

Deeply emotional men usually indulge themselves in the spiritual world in which the contact towards the mortal world is limited

[@Weeklytechfridays]

He is busy looking for new models of the body shaver

[@blackfox51]

I can see it in his cold, dead eyes: He wants to have a romantic evening by himself under the Tuscan sky.

[@weaksignal8009]

under the Queensboro bridge?

[@melissagoeschel9926]

H

[@SuperHornedtoad]

same tbh

[@alljello3880]

I relate to this guy more than anyone on his show

[@CamilaVanilla]

i like how jordan literally NEVER tells anyone what the hell his job is. he never even gives a single example of a task he does/has done

[@Curiousaju]

It's all a part of the bit

[@haseebdar5732]

He's the associate producer of the show.

[@lemongeezer1157]

I'm guessing it's a physical job, since he needs to prepare his body in various ways everyday.

[@bayareaartist999]

I'm pretty sure he does EVERYTHING... And knows what EVERYONE IS doing. Except for Conan. It's theorized that Conan makes 12+-million a year. I am pretty sure Jordan makes a good penny and gets points on everything.

[@kabloom6776]

Regardless of whether this is scripted or not, you can tell he clearly has no tasks whatsoever. It’s not like he’ll hesitate to say one thing if he did. However, he’s on the show because he’s a great actor and knows how to make content out of a character.

[@Georgecostanza7]

jordan talks like he is a professor for a class no one wants to take but its a course requirement

[@ProzacPreacher]

and he has tenure

[@the_illest_villain]

Dont remind me 😒

[@dHolbach77]

Nah, he talks like a pseudo intellectual. No prof I've ever had, no matter how bad, would express themselves in such simplistic terms and platitudes.

[@carlogaytan7010]

@@dHolbach77 You would be surprised. Even when it's a STEM class...

[@carlogaytan7010]

What they both have in common is that they seem more interesting once you get to know them. The issue is that few people try to get to know them due to how they come off.

[@tsunax1400]

It's been too long since we last had Schlansky

[@XplicitStory]

Tsuna X Netflix pays comedians millions for one stand up special but could pay them half that and have them travel together for way better content

[@therandom58]

Cassie Lowe ur opinion

[@vaahtobileet]

@@therandom58 everything people type here are their opinions

[@Christian-rn1ur]

Schlansky sounds like a euphemism. Just gonna whip out the ol' schlansky and take a wizz.

[@ToastbrotRaver]

No Name I‘m gonna tell my wife it’s been to long since we last had Schlansky when I come home tonight

[@corrupteddata8087]

4 years ago Jordan had a full head of hair . Now he looks like he just got done with 2 terms as president

[@jackallen6884]

Jacob Wilson conan will do that to you

[@corrupteddata8087]

DamageIncM yeah look at videos from 4 years ago he has noticeably more hair and it isn’t gray .

[@Atyl1990]

Still far better looking than the current one

[@belart7152]

I ve noticed that also..../:

[@ButtFucker3000-w7o]

Ikr

[@BlackOdin27]

There’s no way Jordan isn’t plotting Conans “accidental death” lol

[@tsogobauggi8721]

Yeah, I would leave that axe 4:53 so close to him. Conan might "accidentally fell on a axe" ;)

[@KevinP32270]

HAAA LOLOL

[@AWatts420]

If he killed Conan he'd be out of a job, so Jordan is likely stuck in this special hell for eternity

[@KevinP32270]

@@AWatts420 HAAAA LOLOL

[@vince1000]

suicide by three gunshots to the back of the head

[@negasonicteenagewarhead3064]

One day jordan is gonna ask conan: "You wanna hear another joke conan? "

[@radityoperwianto1339]

I knew it

[@Wheeeeeitsgoingon]

Oh no

[@danielmartin7873]

I don't get it.

[@Wheeeeeitsgoingon]

@@danielmartin7873 it's a reference from the movie Joker

[@sagnikbiswas8922]

But Conan won't get it....

[@shaniazimmerman3922]

Even though he has a messy office, I still imagine him going home to the cleanest LA loft in the world. Idk how he does it

[@funkahontas]

Idk, there are crazier cleaner LA lofts in Texas

[@yourmomsbox7455]

A cleaning lady.

[@definitelynosebreather]

You were right.

[@IceDragon-fj4vx]

@@funkahontas ah yes clean LA lots in Texas...makes sense

[@austins.2495]

Read American Psycho by Bret Easton Ellis

[@ahmedsherief]

I swear someday Jordon is going to snap and turn Conan into a toaster

[@mastaw]

But one only usable for fish and broccoli

[@xXPurpleLoliTranceXx]

That's a day to come!

[@tsogobauggi8721]

Well, he does have the body language of Lee Harvey Oswald. ;)

[@DannyDevitooo]

Or shoot up the studio

[@SGxShadow]

@@DannyDevitooo Sounds about right...

[@forbiddencolor]

Jordan is the last person I would ever expect to have a messy office.

[@FFFFFFF-FFFFFFFUUUUCCCC]

Eccentric people tend to have messy rooms. Psychopaths have super clean rooms. Jordan is more eccentric than crazy.

[@LCrivel]

Clearly you’re new here.

[@nougan_tanker]

@@FFFFFFF-FFFFFFFUUUUCCCC Glad to hear that, guess I'm more eccentric than psychopathic... :)

[@FFFFFFF-FFFFFFFUUUUCCCC]

@@nougan_tanker Or maybe you're just a normal guy that doesn't clean your room. Messy room does not guarantee eccentricity :)

[@nougan_tanker]

@@FFFFFFF-FFFFFFFUUUUCCCC I guess that's... good? LOL!

[@hardrockyodeling2629]

2:31 The door sign says "One cranky fake Italian".

[@CoolPandaTheMovieNerd]

The "one cranky fake Italian" sign is still there LOL

[@kittyman7015]

Where? I cant spot it!!! Edit: never mind...found it...2:31

[@Zeemas]

Which remote did they change it?

[@marctouss1862]

nah he just embraced the chracter...

[@ToyJesusLovesTequilla]

I'm not sure if it's the one from their cowboy makeover remote but you can see a cowboy hat on top of a pile in the corner by Jordan

[@okkcomputer]

he’s american

[@ricardobjj24]

Jordan is like the Joker waiting to happen

[@Speculaas]

He used to think that his work was a tragedy But now he realised it's a comedy

[@mdougf]

LOL TRUE ASF

[@ferevon]

At least people laugh at him

[@wellesradio]

After he kills Conan, Conan at his zaniest and most wicked starts to appear to him, tormenting him in nightmares and vision until like Two-Face or The Ventriloquist/Mr. Scarface, the Conan-Joker just takes over his whole personality and he becomes him. Imagine the seething psychotic-intensity of Jordan doing a crazy Conan impression and believing he is Conan day and night.

[@holdtrue2021]

@@mdougf IKR😂

[@hanscombe72]

It’s pleasing to see Jordan’s office being prepared in various ways.

[@jschnitz8302]

"That was a few years ago, and new things came in." Jordan's office is either a magnet or a pilgrimage site for homeless junk.

[@fatgoose1509]

#teamtrees

[@phj223]

I'm happy they addressed the fact that they already cleaned up his office one time several years ago

[@NandiCollector]

That is a classic by today's standards.

[@vGREENARROWv]

phj223 why wouldn’t they?

[@s.w.5349]

There was a couch under all that?

[@sharpendesign6604]

"U deal with the macro, i deal with the micro" "So does your wife" lmao

[@zakbdz]

Haha yeah i remember that part of the video as well

[@Badranltd]

Wow what a good video we just watched

[@wulfenacht666]

The Fact That He Has Red Wine By His Side At All Times Is Amazing.

[@stevenkies802]

Jordan knows how to live it up. He's a deeply expressive person.

[@monkeytheo]

He runs an italian restaurant supply shop.

[@shantiajones8042]

Working there he needs it.....😂😂😂😂😂🍷🍷🍾🍾

[@thekub32]

The fact that you capitalize every word is amazing.

[@BevertonRayan]

Don't forget the olive oil

[@ronaldinho4eva1]

He's a legit hoarder. Look at all those paper bags he's got behind him.

[@NeonLeonNoel]

If you asked him about it he'd say probably go on a long rant about the memories they remind him of.

[@thanhquanky]

you know when he touches the bag, it reminds him of memories

[@Louieman]

Are you saying Dr. Robin Zasio will come visit Jordan Shlansky? I'm 100% ready for that crossover

[@mirrortoyourweakness9769]

That's!! what it is... he's a hoarder.

[@ThisHandleFeatureIsStupid]

Those aren't "paper bags", OK? That's barbaric. No. Those are authentic Italian "sacchetti di carta".

[@LycanLink]

When the video started, I was like, "Oh, I remember this - it was great," only to realize it was a new video, and that Jordan had made his office a mess again.

[@sofiesummerbradley]

Exactly my thought! I had to look at the original air date just to confirm lol

[@raafmaat]

im sure i talk for 90% of the people when i say : DO MORE jordan remotes!

[@chelseaboo1577]

and the way

[@selfishstockton6123]

raafmaat why do they call them remotes?

[@causeitso]

@@selfishstockton6123 because they are not shot in the studio where the live audience is. They were recorded pre-show.

[@raafmaat]

@@causeitso remotes can also be live sometimes, where they show it to the audience on a screen live ;)

[@causeitso]

@@raafmaat That's correct, they can also be live. I seem to vaguely remember seeing a live remote on Conan.

[@Aguiar412]

I like how he just continues to sit in that chair without any expression or movement no matter what Conan does. It’s like how parents tell their kids to not react when their siblings bother them, because they want a reaction but Conan is relentless and does not care if he gets a reaction or not

[@jacobrengen]

I love at the end where Jordan is just looking at the hatchet like he’s contemplating murdering everybody in the office it is hilarious

[@rvgog247]

Other office* 😂

[@Feriach]

Leaving the axe with him was probably not the best idea.

[@manictiger]

Technically, it's a hatchet. It's a really nice one, too, with the polished hickory handle, high carbon 440 stainless steel and full tang construction. I think it's a great way to boost the productivity of Jordan Schlansky. It is said that the barbarians single-handedly finished off the Roman Empire with just wooden shields and axes and I believe it. You see, when kinetic force is focused in such a small surface area, it creates such inertia that it can make the axe head shatter bone and tear through organs. It makes one wonder why butcher knives were ever invented. The axe can shape wood to create structures, or it can gut an animal. It's truly a timeless instrument of human ingenuity and an artistic display of the duality of man, that is, we can create or destroy with extreme efficiency.

[@farhadnejjad9947]

manictiger that was not necessary at all

[@KatianaHoang]

2014: brings a professional organizer to help Jordan clean his office 2019: cuts his office in half

[@abdallababikir9154]

yep ahahha

[@Alex-jz5yw]

“You’re awful, Jimmy. You cut my office in half to make fun of me.”

[@conservativeliberal]

Alex Beamer I’m awful you don’t know the first thing about me pal

[@eddhanks]

He’s conan

[@Captianmex1C0]

Not jimmy it's conan

[@MckaysProductions]

@@Captianmex1C0 Someone hasn't seen Joker yet sigh...

[@syedmahiaan252]

@@MckaysProductions Murray Franklin isn't Jimmy either

[@aharmon8577]

3:51 Awww, Jordan still has the cowboy hat that Conan dressed him up in in that sketch from a few years back

[@LeoNguyenex]

it's for those bullwhip session

[@frequentsee3815]

Jordan Schlansky is like if Jeopardy was a person

[@cynthiaahern9081]

Oh what a great comparison. That just puts it in a nutshell

[@frequentsee3815]

@Jeffrey Scott lol I'm not sure how I came up with it. Just one of those things ya know

[@marvismoody8900]

I wish they had him on the show more. I love this guy. He is hilarious to me.

[@SmugSuspenders]

But if they had him on more, maybe he'd lose his magic? 🙂

[@Allagi22]

I mean they do quite a bit Conan even went to Italy with him.

[@DDPK]

hes hilarious to alot of people. thats why he gets his own bits

[@Thisispants]

I think Conan may have pushed Jordan too far during the Italy trip. He's barely been on since then.....can't help but think Jordan has had enough.

[@SmugSuspenders]

@@Thisispants Well, "Jordan" is a character, but it seems the whole dynamic between them may have become a bit played out. This skit was great, though. I wonder if that's his real stuff all around the office though, or if they just threw in extra garbage :p

[@CZECH-lo2gy]

Jordan is like a real life Sheldon but Depressed and Dead inside.

[@joeracer302]

You remember when he used to be so health conscious and taking care of his wellness... the show is killing him one day at a time for a fat paycheck

[@fart7505]

and funny

[@timeforce80]

I'm the 100th like

[@AhmedTaha-fh9si]

Tbh it’s more like Conan is a real life Micheal Scott

[@SheldonBeldon]

I'm depressed and dead inside

[@bendakstarkiller1270]

I love it how Jordan answers every question like he was trying to fool a lie detector test xD

[@kellyb4]

Conan’s hair is especially high in this clip.

[@selfishstockton6123]

Kellyn Barnes it’s all the steam from the fish and broccoli

[@jasonmason6910]

Kellyn Barnes haha

[@troymcclure9088]

He hasn't reached his final form yet

[@m_gwb]

it gets excited whenever it sees Jordan

[@fridamarias]

well, he says that it rises with excitment

[@Teamo86]

They should call this segment "Conan crossing lines without borders".

[@cherryberry9468]

2:31 “ ONE CRANKY FAKE ITALIAN” 🤣🤣 Love the little details.

[@fnclncnnc]

I heard Joker is based on Jordan life , except he didn't laugh.

[@josephan6953]

Conan: what happened? we cleaned your office for you!! Jordan: i know.. i know...

[@llewtree3013]

He didn’t but we did

[@J78Kio]

Want to hear a joke conan?

[@alchewy3293]

lol jordan genuinely looks seriously pissed during this

[@Zetsuke4]

alex marchewka wtf you mean? I saw a smile slip even

[@Zetsuke4]

@American Freedom World Peace he doesnt look pissed, you're bad at reading body language and facial expression I see. Unless you havent watched enough jordan to familiarize yourself with his style of communicationm. Here, he is amused.

[@ThisHandleFeatureIsStupid]

Nah. He's just good at his part.

[@gfel9468]

Jordan’s nameplate outside of his door reads “One Cranky Fake Italian” 😂😂😂

[@dreammfyre]

Plot twist: Conan was always the villain.

[@Derpster2493]

He has always been the school bully.

[@hbn2798]

Brilliant!

[@chrisk1212]

Yes 😂😂😂

[@philippinevlogsandgamingpl7671]

@@Derpster2493 no, he was the school nerd but because of all the bulllying, turned him into an adult bully. This is the origin story of Conan the Corporate Barbarian

[@pengensehat6934]

Shadowrun thats not a plot twist...

[@TheSysifos]

Just like Slim Shady he is back and he is back again! The Man, The Myth The Schlansky !

[@astrodax2753]

He wasn't playing a character in here he was genuinely pissed off

[@grrayfox2300]

"Do you want to be dirty?" "Not in the way you're referring to" 😂😂😂

[@johannesaskehov]

There’s no such thing as too much Jordan Schlansky.

[@axl102]

That moment you realise outside Jordan’s office, they put a plate that says “one cranky fake Italian”🤣

[@tropictom5996]

This looks like a setup for the origin story for Conan’s next comic villain: Deadpan. Jordan should knock this outta the park. Eat your heart out Joaquin!

[@dr.Ali.Aburas]

"you'd like some natural light, wouldn't you?" "I do appreciate an airflow and sunlight sure" "That's a simple YES" I love that

[@ImpulseGenerator]

The mental gymnastics this man performs are amazing. Especially to avoid answering that one question.

[@MrAppie9090]

In all seriousness, Jordan seems like he either is going to be, or already is a hoarder. I'd love to see his house. It's probably filled with panini presses, water purifiers and espresso machines.

[@tsfbaf303]

This is a sketch, you moron, it’s not real. Why are so many people so gullible these days??

[@Michael-zi2qg]

@@tsfbaf303 You seem to think these segments are scripted. They are not scripted :)

[@brandonsutton3714]

@@Michael-zi2qg just because they may (or may not) adhere to a script, doesn't mean that they don't have a premise, or even some sort of rehearsal before actually shooting. it's definitely not "real" and that's not at all how Jordan is in real life. but, I'd say that they've successfully done their job if people are questioning whether it's "real" or not. it's a comedy skit, but shot in a particular fashion that obviously works. there are a few things that give it away, if you know what to look for. but I'm not gonna ruin it for people. bottom line, is that Conan is an AMAZING writer, and master of comedy.

[@Michael-zi2qg]

@@brandonsutton3714 you are wrong

[@brandonsutton3714]

@@Michael-zi2qg whatever you wanna think buddro, no worries.

[@boomboom6577]

That office is next level messy, like that’s a legitimate fire hazard

that's nothing

[@SporkyMcFly]

It's a bit, they most likely put a lot of that in there for this.

[@holdtrue2021]

LC Mason 😱very gross, should be on that show hoarders

[@edmis90]

It's just a matter of time for Conan to announce: _"You all know our production manager Jordan Schlansky. Well, today he lost his mind and..."_

[@willplays7954]

edmis90 lol

[@alexiscreatingthings]

TODAY IS A HISTORIC DAY NEW CONAN AND JORDAN

[@Thron2111]

Jordan: "Hey Conan, when you introduce me, can you introduce me as Jordan"

[@angelc.9470]

Love that reference 👌🏼😂💀

[@Skate2EDM]

Conan: 😳

[@nikolamurdzev4898]

I can totally imagine that happening

[@aamaravel2493]

How about another joke, Conan?

[@Will1324657]

chris hayes vaping weed at the office, i'm dead.

[@Well.BoughtPhotos]

I was looking for a comment like this lmao

[@mvvagner]

too perfect

[@radacious29]

I was starting to think we'd never see him again, the Jordan remotes are the best part of the show

[@g.pblack507]

It’s been too long I love this

[@HelaPainYo]

Jordan’s office plaque: “One cranky fake Italian” I cannot believe I never notice that 😂

[@tamoxigirl78]

The crafty fake Italian‘s office looks even messier than before the last cleanup 😂😂🤣🤣.

[@xXPurpleLoliTranceXx]

lol

[@zaccds]

In these recent ones he seems to get genuinely pissed.

[@ArchieZeroOne]

Nah. If you look at almost any other video other than this one of him recently, he's breaking character and laughing constantly.

[@tsogobauggi8721]

Yeah, he did look quite pissed, especially in the beginning. But he smiled when 3:15 a woman came to his (smaller) office. :)

[@TheAgentAssassin]

02:41 Looks like he was about to lose it over the microwave. Watch Conan's face as he see Jordan lose it off camera then when they pan to Jordan he's covering his mouth buy still smiling with his eyes. It must be an inside joke about fish and broccoli.

[@tylerlerner4808]

Keith Newberry not an inside joke per se, just two foods known to produce awful smells in microwaves.

[@DarthRushy]

He never forgave Conan for being able to get to Macchio

[@towsifony5524]

I can't believe conan didn't do the ,"Here's Johnny" joke while putting his face on the hole...It was an obvious reference.

[@iforgot87872]

Can we all take a moment and thank Jordan for his comedic sacrifice.

[@inkeduchiha851]

He is Drax

[@sacredbanana1683]

comedic sacrifice. very well put words

[@HarrisonBowman]

Conan: "You have a fairly large office" Jordan: "Okay"

[@davidmendez3899]

I honestly laughed at that and thought Conan was gonna laugh to

[@chokoon21]

I wish we get to see the brand new Jordan’s HBO office!

[@DarkGob]

When I saw this in my feed I thought "is this just a reupload? why?" Then I realized...

[@jakoberickson4616]

Realized what

[@visualdosage234]

same

[@PageantNicholas256]

What a missed opportunity. Conan should say "Here's Johnny" through the hole.

[@spider6579]

Vent Wynter no :)

[@slurmmckenzie1513]

exactly!

[@ArmyXXL]

"Hereee's Jordannn"

[@hollismartin]

I was totally hoping someone would say this!

[@samaraisnt]

It was waaaaay too obvious. Conan likes to go against what you'd expect.

[@RobadobaChannel]

2:32 “one cranky fake italian” it’s the first time I’ve noticed that and I’ve watched this clip dozens of times throughout the years

[@abdulahosmanbegovic2479]

Breaking news : Office shooter in Conans show. Seems like he used various weapons in this massacre.

[@topsecret5110]

"Various" 😂

[@charleswright9696]

sometimes "Assorted" lol

[@kiddfrancis6313]

He must have prepared himself in various ways

[@selfishstockton6123]

Kid Franciskus just like American psycho

[@tsogobauggi8721]

I don't think that would be Jordan's style. He probably poisons everyone, and is eating dinner and drinking red vine, when everyone around him is choking. :)

[@2010mceric]

I don't think I've ever clicked on anything so fast when this popped up.

[@SmugSuspenders]

For once, that comment seems justified 😄

[@johnyepthomi892]

The spontaneity of Conan is just amazing. What an artist.

[@banterabc5135]

its natural to every psychopath

[@brendanlittle2498]

There was such an easy The Shining joke just waiting to be told

[@ph3r109]

If ever Conan got murdered, we automatically know who is the prime suspect;

[@capone6941]

1:00 "the circumstances which u perform have dulled your senses" 😂😂😂

[@keepmofo]

It's been years and he's still looks dead inside.

[@CoolPandaTheMovieNerd]

Performing various duties

[@thsuperelite]

Jordan looks rough here... Maybe he hasn't been preparing his body in various ways...

[@mightymorphingmemory6178]

He's married now.

[@alejandroderienosa4828]

@@mightymorphingmemory6178 That explains alot...

[@DannyDevitooo]

Mighty Morphing Memory he body looks great

[@1rickopotamus]

😂😂😂😂😂

[@mekhspace9746]

@@mightymorphingmemory6178 he's been married since his body preparation

[@rmd-4983]

Jordan’s sign outside the door says “One cranky fake Italian”

[@IDK-0402]

I'm a simple man, I see Jordan Schlansky, I click right away

[@davidrivas2679]

Same

[@geo865833]

Same

[@DravenWolfe]

Same

[@ROYCEJR.]

Nobody : Jordan Schlansky :

[@glassfireactual9207]

I fully appreciate this comment.

[@Christian-rn1ur]

Dead memes: Your desire to be validated by fake internet points to fill the void in your life that is human affection:

[@StefanReich]

@@Christian-rn1ur It was a fresh reinterpretation of the meme though

[@lovecheese45]

@@Christian-rn1ur damn someone got salty they didn't think of the joke first.

[@Christian-rn1ur]

@@lovecheese45 Was that person you? Oof, I apologize, did I hit too close to home?

[@PhilIpp88]

Jordan may not cleaned his office but in the morning he prepared his body in various ways

[@erbgorre]

i like that kramer is still there. him and his squeaky chair..

[@nerdock4747]

And good for him for getting in such good shape

[@ThisHandleFeatureIsStupid]

@@nerdock4747 "getting in such good shape" lol Dude had bypass surgery.

[@TheTherapistGamer]

2:31 That's the perfect placard for Jordan's office: "One Cranky Fake Italian"

[@ruprajroy628]

1:15 thank you Conan for the clarification 🕊️

[@ominae1]

And like that he became the Joker.

[@rmarques8156]

I love how his door sign says *"One cranky fake italian"*

[@nonyabusiness4353]

why does this relationship remind me of Michael and Toby from the office

[@SabotSender]

*_”Jordan Schlansky: Play Stupid Games, Win Stupid Prizes”_*

[@carlmarston1687]

Is that the slogan you’re going with, Don?

[@chrisgomez1159]

That's sounds like Tyrone magnus on KZbin.

[@pragmaticcynicism6911]

Microwaving such perfectly grilled salmon is a crime.

[@Sacapuntas69]

True! I always grill my microwaved salmon though.

[@Anthony9580]

Sometimes I like to microwave the finest caviar money can buy.

[@Sacapuntas69]

@@Anthony9580 No no no, you have to fry it!

[@InHumanoXY]

That´s why I grill my microwave then salmon it.

[@Christian-rn1ur]

@@Sacapuntas69 I fry it, but then I microwave it after. What's the point pf caviar if you don't shove it in the face of the proletariat?

[@Kings_Gambit]

This relationship is absolutely gold. These two are so funny!

[@whitesimurgh6363]

How dare Conan not say "It's Johnny" when made a hole in the wall.. 😂

[@fatfriedpie]

Jordan is a real life joker. Conan: “What do you do here?” Jordan: “You wouldn’t understand.”

[@anthonyisgro7185]

Even better.... Coco: Why so serious? Jordan: You wouldn't get it.

[@Johnrox1550]

Anthony Isgro that wasn’t better that was worse. Ur not funny

[@Winteramen]

Oh contraire, Conan is the one creating constant chaos in the life of a quiet, bruting, discipline man who indulges in the finer things in life. Conan is Joker, Jordan is Batman, whom the Joker is trying so hard to break