DragonBall Z Abridged: Episode 49 - TeamFourStar (TFS)

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Dragonball Z Abridged Parody follows the adventures of Goku, Gohan, Krillin, Piccolo, Vegeta and the rest of the Z Warriors as they gather Dragonballs and fight intergalactic evil. With the comedic writings of Lanipator, Takahata101, and Kaiserneko this may not be the DBZ you remember but TFS hopes you enjoy it all the same. How high can the Krillin Owned Count get? Who will be the next to go Super Saiyan? Can Vegeta's ego get any bigger? Find out NOW on DBZ Abridged!
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Episode 49: Group Therapy
Cast:
Megami33 - Bulma, Baby Trunks
Takahata101 - Cell
ShudoRanmaru - Android 18
Remix - Android 16
Antfish - Thomas Tankly
KaiserNeko - Korin, Trunks
Lanipator - Vegeta, Piccolo, Master Roshi, Mr. Popo
Ganxingba - Tenshinhan
MasakoX - Goku, Gohan
Featuring:Laura Post as Sally Wilkonson
Marc Swint as Richard Harrison
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Declan Francis
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Brooke Allen
Pedro de Mattos
Michael Böhm
Zack Macklem
Josh Spicer
Jordan Samuels
FoLokinix
Amanda Mckowen
Valent
Michael Huddleston
Robert Glanville
J. L. Schultz
Christopher Ryan Scott
Kyle Morris
Marcus Gonzalez
Dustin Hutcherson
Kristian Markovich
JT Asmussen
Matthew E. Cooper
James Talbot
William Gibbs
John Burke
Kyle Reilly
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Ryan McCully
Ryan Hebert
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Lurasz
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[@TeamFourStar]

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[@unboringu2987]

moustache!

[@robloxgamer9728]

super hero

[@christopherthomasjr9097]

hey tfs why did they take down episode 53? you guys always put the copyright thingy at the beginning of your vids, so what happened?

[@revengetour4575]

Christopher Thomas Jr j

[@slimsinatra1]

TeamFourStar random but the reason trunks and goten was able to achieve super sayian so easily because when they was conceived both their unlocked it

[@SneakyMuffin]

"And then Triclops shows up and decides "I'm just gonna turn triangles into f*ckin' squares!" My vote for Cell's most underrated line.

[@stancedstyfon1234]

YESSSSSSSSSSSS

[@DeadlockDrago]

And all the squares make a circle. It's come full circle.

[@zawonderofyou]

nah the most underrated is "i'll try to make less of a scene as i *LIQUIFY YOUR INSIDES AND PROCEED TO DRINK YOU!"*

[@joeadarsh]

I thought of the same thing 😂

[@ivanmacadangdang2006]

Sounds more of a Tfs Alucard line ngl

[@chadamonkey5641]

Well, in Cell's defence: unlike most guys in anime, at least he's pursuing a girl that's 18.

[@witchBoi_Connor]

Nice

[@bhume7535]

you nailed the joke buddy, perfect tenouttaten.

[@ilikesaying]

+Bhume TM NNNAAAIIILLL!!!

[@bhume7535]

+Kang Wang NAAAAAAAAAIL!!!!! lol, That pun was un-intended.

[@chadamonkey5641]

I... need an adult?

[@BellaStudios]

*"Also, we're going to fight, A LOT"* *"I need an adult"* *"I am an adul-"* *"No, no you are not."* 6:51

[@samsonguy10k]

It's sad that Gohan's right, because it's not so much Goku's fault he is that way. Because he is a Saiyan all he's had is a desire to fight, and nobody in a position of maturity has made the effort to get Goku to grow up. Not even Chichi. But, then again, Gohan has yet to grow up, as well.

[@voltbot1887]

to be fair he has the mind of a child

[@esmooth919]

@@samsonguy10k and the one person could, Goku accidentally killed him

[@waves2378]

Goku hit his head as a baby, and has suffered a ton of punches to the brain. Hard punches. It’s no surprise he got stupid.

[@quifanuwu]

In the new buu bits part Buu asks gohan :- “Do you need an adult?” Gohan tell him :- “ I am an adult”

[@cameronmefford]

I can’t believe it's taken me more than four years to realize that Cell is getting advice from “every Tom, Dick (Richard), and Harry” and “Sally Sob-Story.” This might be the most subtle gag in the series.

[@chaoscontrolASH]

That is amazing! I can't unsee that 😂

[@simonrief1013]

I thought it was about Tom from MySpace. The friend of piccolo. What's the story about Tom, Richard, Harry and Sally?

[@cameronmefford]

@@simonrief1013 It’s older slang. Those were prevalent names about 80-40 years ago. I don't know how common the last one was but in The Incredibles Bob’s boss says he can’t keep revealing company secrets to “every Tom, Dick, and, Harry and Sally Sob-Story who gives [him] phone call.”

[@simonrief1013]

@@cameronmefford ah interesting. Thank you very much ^^

[@RockySamson]

Unbelievable! I love discovering new stuff in the comments section every time I rewatch this series! Just when you think you got every joke! This series truly is one of the best ever made! 😂

[@JDubs1464]

“You think it’s inadequacies in the bedroom?” “-and we’re done here”

[@trhall614]

She ruined it😒

[@kshitij99951]

@@trhall614 She definetly fckng did

[@wesleyoldham4222]

Yeah, Sally was out of line with that one.

[@lidge1994]

@@trhall614 Not just that, she's literally to blame for the death of everyone on the islands, if they kept talking, Vegeta would've gotten there and no islands would blow up.

[@bugbear5794]

When Piccolo finds out Cell killed his only MySpace friend. He's fucked.

[@cedkira]

He switched to space book awhile ago

[@dioaxial6668]

Didn't Piccolo also replace Tom with Goku when Raditz was there?

[@Burning_B]

+Dioaxial hey guess what raditz is not a full blooded saiyan his hair grew

[@bluhmer1990]

jimpartyboy11 You know this how?

[@Burning_B]

because in the bardock episode he has short hair but when he comes to earth look at his hair

[@c3p6]

I love how the fact that Tien making a triangle to shoot a circle to create a square; is a perfect representation of his character description: "I can never read that guy"

[@chrisc9526]

A l l t h e s e s q u a r e s m a k e a c i r c l e

[@mcmarkmarkson7115]

I love how Bulma casually flies up to God's palace like it's nothing.

[@redgeoblaze3752]

Yeah, when Goku extended his Nyoi-bo up there, he had to deal with all kinds of hostile winds and spirits (I think that's what they were. It's been a while since I read the manga.)

[@zygia]

@@redgeoblaze3752 The manga also clearly stated that "no ship or rocket can get there" and yet here we are. Maybe if Kami is not there the spirits just don't care anymore?

[@Astrothunder_]

@@zygia I’m gonna take that explanation over none at all

[@leobastian_]

@@zygia korin said himself "if you tried using a plane hed shoot you down(refering to kami). so since hes not there anymore obviously you can fly up

[@e.johnson5649]

What is a god...to a non-believer?!

[@Jam-og1km]

It’s my head cannon that this “Tom” is the same one that was with piccolo on minespace in ep 1

[@LucianUchiha]

It was, it was also MySpace Tom at the same time.

[@babywolf4238]

TFS actually confirmed it during their reaction to the episode, I think?

[@benjaminaraya8073]

Well now he’s no long apart of his minespace

[@jayswrld4926]

This is extremely smart

[@beeftacho]

TFS confirmed that in the director's commentary and the behind the scenes.

[@The177Hunter]

It’s funny how piccolo can literally make new clothes whenever he wants yet he still wears the shirt with a hole blown in it.

[@jpebrz]

Tbh clothes beam is stupid as hell

[@edvinkaziunas5847]

@@jpebrz why? I think it's an alright justification for how he gets clothes

[@user-nx1wv2ws6r]

@@jpebrz well he is namekian, and they known for thier ability to transform energy into whatever they need (dragon balls), so I whould say it makes some sense

[@jpebrz]

@@user-nx1wv2ws6r i guess

[@Turt777]

@@jpebrz you’ll suspend your disbelief for a wish granting dragon but not a clothes beam

[@opbeast6458]

Cell talking to the island randos is so beautiful

[@patrickn.4113]

"No need to be hostile maaan." :D

[@nikolasmokalis3425]

Can we take a second to acknowledge Masako’s nuance in how his Goku and Gohan are similar in certain qualities but different enough in tambor and delivery that you can easily tell them apart even if you had your eyes closed?

[@Merennulli]

No, sorry. We can only take 5 days, no shorter.

[@jamaaldagreatest2748]

And then I just recently heard how he would've voiced actual teen (grown) Gohan, in that new video "Gohan's new form" and I couldn't even tell it was him, he did such an amazing job

[@AndrewAce.]

He does an excellent job...

[@rebelfriend5172]

This comment works for both masakos

[@aronsurakh1747]

tbh I didn't realise it was the same

[@erttheking]

"If you want another broken arm you can always help me find Android 18." "...How did you know about the parts you weren't there for?"

[@1krani]

17 was there. Cell knows _everything._

[@devinnall2284]

That's a story for another time

[@Daruno]

For another Time line?

[@ShiraFuyu2022]

Maybe Gero's Mini Drone caught that

[@svens3722]

he absorbed 17 and got maybe his thoughts on that

[@GenericName0042]

I love how completely self aware Vegeta is about the Goku Button. He's perfectly aware that someone mentioning Goku and that he's stronger than Vegeta will set him off without fail. I just find it wonderful

[@thechickenman5757]

"Ya shouldn'a did that" then the smirk on his face Just pure a-hole, LOL.

[@BigmanHagfish]

If beerus or Jiren would’ve set off the goku button he probably would’ve clapped them

[@theemeraldninja5038]

@@BigmanHagfish Top pushed the Goku button and he got what he had coming soon after

[@frostyguy1989]

And then Perfect Cell smashed it into a million pieces.

[@danielbar5646]

In oddly toxic way it's kinda hella healthy

[@Dyneamaeus]

Looking back, it's funny how well they managed to write Cell's evolution. Imperfect was creepy and off putting, but laser focused on his goal. He eats 17 and Semi-Perfect Cell is far more easily distracted and caught up in his own ideas of how to act, but also far more personable, much like 17 himself was.

[@alfalldoot6715]

And Perfect Cell likes to sing

[@BruhitsViktor]

I like that baby trunks said the beginning and Bulma was teaching him

[@voided7570]

fr

[@natalielock5489]

I know, right? That was the cutest thing ever!

[@BruhitsViktor]

@@natalielock5489 yea

[@vgngolley341]

Same it was so cute

[@AndrewAce.]

That was precious...

[@ryutheslayer123]

Cell's therapy session lasted longer than I thought

[@ArztMerkwurdigliebe]

ryutheslayer123 Yeah, I gotta give him props. He was relatively patient, considering...

[@brockrivera9823]

***** The problems he's having with his Girl

[@StealthTheFoxz]

vegeta7771 Either that or he has supersonic hearing.

[@StealthTheFoxz]

vegeta7771 I dunno then. Just a guess.

[@TheCinemaniac]

vegeta7771 Could he really? I don't remember Piccolo ever hearing things from the other side of the planet. Best I remember him using his hearing was when he overheard Goku and Trunks but they were still at distance where he and others could see them. And I always assumed that Piccolo seeing/hearing things from the lookout was just something to do with the lookout itself or being the Kami of Earth

[@JohnSmith-rg1hc]

So wait. Tom. And relationship talk. Is that Piccolo's MySpace friend!!??

[@ryansullivan6712]

Yep. R.I.P Tom. *sniff*

[@portalMaster299]

John Smith Oh... My... GOD. Or Kame, or King Kai, Or Lord of Lords, I guess Grand Kai, maybe Pie? Yeah lets go with pie.

[@raditzace]

portalMaster299 oh my gomikai....

[@MoirTJ]

Griffin kirkpatrick It was. Since Tom was added to your MySpace friends when you created an account, indicating that Piccolo had no friends. I'm well and truly old.

[@zorrinnomber837]

John Smith confirmation has been confirmed in episode break down

[@xxdrsomexx]

Say what you want atleast cell was respectful enough to carry on a conversation with the island people

[@ghostl3]

Til he got pissed at em' lol

[@shinami3758]

5:12 And after that, Piccolo didn't see any status updates from Tom until the dragon brought back everyone Cell killed.

[@seog1829]

Actually he switched to spacebook a looong time ago lol😂

[@numericcloth4877]

Goku: boy, now I can't stop thinking about Vegeta with a moustache. Me: *laughs in GT*

[@zacharydeluca2890]

there it is. i was looking for the gt reference

[@irony_inc]

*M O U S T A A A A A A C H E*

[@s.i_xo]

*M O U A T A C H E INTESIFIES*

[@petermakoumbou317]

Super says hi

[@Mattmustdiee]

Also... *Laughs in SUPER*

[@theo9832]

Imagine if cell had a subconcsious voice like picollo when he absorbed people

[@dylandeosingh02]

That's gonna be a noisy head

[@thatblaze0061]

Bruh cell would probably just blow himself up

[@Melmeltheclown]

Even better, if it was 17 and 18 just roasting him

[@mithmoonwalker]

3670 people: *screaming* cell: kill...me...

[@redvariable4941]

Haunted by his sins, seems appropriate

[@chiyodinplays5753]

Fun fact: the pronunciation of moostache was the only original thing Chris Sabat brought to dragon ball gt. He insisted that was the way pronounce it. I love that T4S kept the joke. So educated in the show and actors.

[@smellyfriend3553]

Team Four Star’s “distant yelling” bits are classic

[@sebastiancaris]

Naiiiiiil! What is it Lord Guru? I would like to grow a Moustache We... We don't grow Moustaches sir Naiiiiiil, gather the dragon balls.

[@statisticaltriage2506]

LOL, missed opportunity!

[@spikethompson2000]

but nail is part of piccolo, and super kami guru died at the end of the freiza saga

[@Sondaze]

spikethompson2000 fuck outta here little timmy

[@lilprincekilla]

Old Man From Scene 24 Let me guess, because every party needs a pooper?

[@sebastiancaris]

***** It should've been a line of the show xd

[@joshuascarborough5275]

then triclops shows ups and decides IM JUST GONNA TURN 🔺 INTO FUCKING ⬜

[@whydotheseexistnow]

Y'know, I always used to get annoyed by people using phone-only "emojis" in KZbin comments sections. But this? This is fucking hilarious. Squares into fucking squares.

[@joshuascarborough5275]

Kiri no Kuragari thanks bro

[@whydotheseexistnow]

Joshua Scarborough I was still essentially insulting you for the mistake that could easily have been avoided by not being lazy as fuck.

[@joshuascarborough5275]

Kiri no Kuragari thanks man

[@shadowincvides]

chill as fuck

[@PriestOfFilm]

Just an aside ... with a moustache super-imposed on Vegeta ... Is anyone else getting strong Omni-Man from Invincible vibes?

[@allsmilesguy]

The scene where Omni man is standing a few yards away from Mark’s little league game with his arms crossed reminded me so much of vegeta

[@satisacro]

I mean Omni-Man race is basically a mixture between Sayans and Kryptonians.

[@coryames1170]

Cell talking/arguing with the civilians and actually using their names is the best part of this episode 🤣. Rip Tom, Harry and Sally.

[@fomewo9071]

My favorite DBZ character is Tom. No question about it.

[@Jesus-hw8jd]

Lol

[@ctl4547]

My favorite is the Jamaican spirit crab

[@stryderlordofweird.6108]

+I don't know Anymore lol

[@hellpwnage6665]

yeah he was also in Ep. 1

[@sethkirchner8930]

Mine is nail

[@delayedundisplayed]

Remember when it was impossible to get to Kami's lookout by vehicle?

[@deathxanamon7211]

nope

[@androidinblack5291]

What the fuck is a kami?

[@delayedundisplayed]

"It means god, now bow."

[@kylemarsh8971]

"BUT I'M STILL HERE!"

[@thewanderingcreative7173]

+Kyle Marsh do you really believe your own hype THAT much?!

[@thekingofmoncow2268]

R.i.p Toriyama

[@PhillipOnTakos]

Cell in "couple counselling" is one of my favourite bits in the whole series. I just wish it could last longer.

[@piccolojunior9820]

Tom you will be missed...

[@dnmstarsi]

Piccolo Junior Until they wish him back in the end.

[@kevinsj99]

RIP Tom, Piccolo's Myspace buddy

[@jeremiahhill7715]

Nooooo! Tom is dead.

[@kyleshea384]

Madara Uchiha I thought he switched to Spacebook

[@narustory]

"Tom, you've been replaced"

[@StormVegitto]

Vegeta: "this is easily the best thing you've ever produced Baby Trunks: "wa wa" Vegeta: "yes even you"

[@aaronkincade8835]

I legit cried 😂😂

[@TheChaoticLaw]

I read this exactly when it happened

[@daughter-of-loki1062]

STFU Vegetable.

[@jorgehoyos8468]

Baby trunks said goaaa goah

[@Abobnis]

baby trunks in the beggining: pls support the official releayaa

[@oliverwayne7170]

"I need an adult" "I am an adult" "No you're not"

[@mchanc]

honestly vegeta with a mustache be looking kinda fire

[@MegaLabano]

I demand a full Vegeta "Moustache" song.

[@kirmer13]

I agree!

[@husseinalmaeli8799]

YES!!!!!!

[@Sonickeyblade00]

Antiphilosopher Only after we get a "DODGE bitch! Get out the way!" song first.

[@nastudragneel7973]

I agree. I want it on iTunes NOW!

[@Sokaku5]

Sonickeyblade00 I'm still waiting for that one...

[@Blaedin1337]

I like how the civilians can not only hear him screaming from that distance, but can shout loud enough that people from other cities can hear them and respond with correct sentences. This world ability to scream really loud is just a common trait shared by everyone.

[@grubius4120]

They aint even yelling, they just talking in uppercase

[@Abdega]

It explains how even humans can still become powerful if they all have the capacity to yell like that

[@etheriousnatsudragneel5835]

@@Abdega breath in... SCREAM OUT!!!

[@BierBart12]

To think that, in this world, we needed to invent yodeling and use mountains to reflect the sound to even reach a fraction of that power

[@mexicanbboy1993]

I'm sure he's just on super hearing. My guess.

[@chaosscott5682]

Hearing cell get sassed by ordinary people made my day

[@kidd2264]

Bulma teaching baby Trunks the beginning verse is so cute

[@controllerfreak78]

I love how polite cell gets with the people on the islands, calling them “m’aam” and saying he’s happy to hear about their couples therapy. Before blowing them up of course I think it’s his inner Goku coming out

[@brianvalero6272]

No it has to be his inner gohan.

[@bree1332]

Yeah it's more likely his inner Gohan.

[@zenderbender1960]

Well he had 10.78% Goku cells, so that explains lot of things.

[@simpleways2506]

goku doesn't have any manners tho

[@MV96_]

@@simpleways2506 But he's nice.

[@MizzMDN11]

Let's take a moment to recognize that the entire running gag of Gohan saying "I need an adult" was just so that he could deny Goku when he claimed to be an adult. :'D

[@arthurchallat8530]

1:36 At least Cell is trying to be polite XD

[@arthurchallat8530]

3:24 YES !! XD ♥

[@MirandaJ157]

4:12 Trunks saying "Farther" when goku was talking to him 🥺 bless

[@imagiking69420]

No he says "Father"

[@stuffandthings834]

Going to turn triangles into squares. All these squares make a circle. All these circles make Vegeta's mustache.

[@Kilaknux]

Make Vegeta's MOOOSTAAAAAACHE

[@joshuafrench4527]

:D heeee!

[@bfgjrofficial5030]

Holy fuck!!!

[@johngervais230]

MOUSTACHE!!

[@jonahphillips8055]

mind blown

[@aayanahmed1605]

Tien:shoots a triangle Tien:beam is a circle Tien:makes a square Me:that makes sense

[@alamaxout]

Triangle, circle, square....the 3 primary colors....makes sense

[@aayanahmed1605]

@@alamaxout 😂😂

[@H3rry118]

All these triangles make a square, all these triangles make a square, all these triangles make a square

[@kwesifedee4983]

Tbh it does makes squares

[@kurtbertoni8644]

Yeah fuck geometry

[@yaboirealm]

I’m glad that Tom finally made an appearance after being mentioned by Piccolo in the first episode.

[@NurseRekka]

Lani’s growl after having the Goku button pressed is low key 🔥

[@elchirpo3016]

*RIP TOM* Episode 1-49

[@hive2444]

now piccolo's got no friends on myspace

[@ImBasicLee]

@@hive2444 he switched to SpaceBook awhile ago

[@pointbreak4410]

he came back in 60

[@KrazyKyle-ij9vb]

Mustaaaaache He

[@alyssadeangelo7817]

Tom will be missed

[@4-CQL]

Can we acknowledge how powerful Tom, Richard, Sally, Harry, that other lady, and the baby’s voices are that they’re able to talk up to cell all the way in the sky without screaming

[@subwaysurfer5378]

Cell may have super hearing.In DBZ people scream for an entire episode and causes a hurricane

[@lucas.baladi]

Cell arguing with citizens is wholesome and I don't know why

[@MovieMan1710]

Seen this like at least a dozen times and just now notice Bulma's "yeah he does" and realized she topped him. Brilliant 10/10 writing. No notes. As perfect as Cell will be when he absorbs 18.

[@snicker12]

Or she just has a screaming kink and gets massively turned on and aroused when strong men scream back at her.

[@haiguys21]

That polite conversation between Cell, Tom and the mother ahahahaha I'M CRYING

[@Techhunter_Talon]

Appoes Too bad he killed them all.

[@haiguys21]

***** Tom will forever live on in our hearts as a hero, a legend, a pretty nice guy.

[@tehdeityoffuckingurbichass6013]

Appoes wasn't Tom piccolos first friend?

[@MasterAssassino1]

Mr.One Piece Are they the same Tom? O.O

[@Kharmitas]

PlayOPTC Honestly doubtful that the Tom on the island is the founder of Myspace.

[@axelsanchez5849]

The conversation between Cell and the island’s inhabitants is pure gold

[@SHQ09Xtreme]

I SAID THIS DOESN'T INCLUDE YOU JOHNNNN

[@patricklawler173]

Anyone else think TFS missed an opportunity with having the androids talking in Cell's head like Piccolo had Kami and Nail?

[@samsonguy10k]

Nope, because it would be horrifying. It's fun with Nail and Kami because they are in Piccolo's mind voluntarily. I'd rather not hear 17 and 18's cries of the damned.

[@CherryHavoc]

​@@samsonguy10k Also you'd lose the "yo shiggy diggy what's up my sizzle?" bit with 17 if Cell actually knew 17 because he was inside Cell's head.

[@lkultra2248]

Well Piccolo didn't absorb them, he merged with them whereas Cell straight up ate them

[@douglasnewdell]

Month late but if we heard 18 and 17 because Cell absorbed them we'd probably also hear the numerous people he absorbed as well screaming in ceaseless and eternal agony.

[@john-olivierlukama1548]

What if he could listen to all the souls he absorbed.

[@talobsta]

Tom is such an underrated dbza character

[@ALJ9000]

*was

[@andrewsebree4333]

Cell: "Then Tien just shows up and decides, I'm just gonna turn triangles into f**kin squares!!" My favorite quote in the whole series

[@harbinger_9152]

Andrew Sebree it’s been bothering me for years

[@randomasgray]

That scene literally broke Cell and made him OCD later into the series. He brings it up when he is making his arena and is the sole reason he hates Tien so much.

[@spencercarlton4006]

All these squares make a circle. All these squares make a circle.

[@andrewsebree4333]

@@spencercarlton4006 "How did all these squares make a circle? AND THAT ONE'S STILL GREEN!!!" Classic

[@masterfarr8265]

randomasgray cell: aw shit that was meant for Tien

[@rigelpleyz3780]

Goku: paragon til death Vegeta: renegade for life

[@charleswest782]

Ass Effect for the win!

[@akshatnagarkar256]

You ruined it. You ruined it and I'm leaving

[@snapclub8751]

@@akshatnagarkar256 You want I should teleport you best buddy?

[@akshatnagarkar256]

@@snapclub8751 I hate you. (Flies away)

[@aryankala7858]

explain please

[@abundanceofsomething729]

Vegita : our hair doesn’t change unlike halfbreads Kid vegitas hairline:👁👄👁

[@everysinglenamesused]

Vegeta: "Also, you're ugly.' Cell: "Riveting." Such a fantastic line!

[@genildomiranda1690]

I love how everyone is so easily distracted, cell spent years in stasis, travels through time, killed about 500.000 people and then stopped to argue with Tom and babs

[@sp4zt4zt1c2]

It's funny that in TFS'S version the characters have a more detailed personality

[@Shermanpuppy]

Dbza is literally Superior in every way possible

[@logaf94]

To be fair they don't have deadlines and also the benefit of hindsight

[@Kino_Cartoon]

Yeah but how would a totally unique abridged show look like? I mean most of the fun is knowing the original show and how they improved all the missing things, added more character and are able to make the scenes shorter without the audience feeling like:"this is too fast. " and instead feeling like :"oh thank God that they made this part shorter.".

[@LOLAP95]

More exaggerated. Not more detailed

[@manicedawnfire8688]

@@Kino_Cartoon "oh thank God that they made this part shorter." Frieza vs Goku. We're all looking at you.

[@daniellaw4200]

Actually, thats a very valid question from cell about how the kikoho makes squares instead of triangles

[@beefkeef6856]

9:10 *holy balls* Omniman Vegeta 😂

[@punkzx2608]

Omni-vegeta

[@robertpaulson5095]

Omg yes

[@NomnomJawsnomnom]

"I'm just going to turn triangles into fucking squares!" Best line of the whole episode.

[@connla]

I love how in this episode Cell points out Goku's teleporting and say's he needs to look into that and much later in the series he actually stops a fight later to demand an explanation. I love that sort of continuity in the DBZA

[@FR3AKuency]

Same with him testing the "How durable am I?" question from the prior episode when he challenges Vegeta to punch him as hard as he can after becoming perfect.

[@lookinggr8in2013]

@@FR3AKuency i don't this that was from that I think it was a refrence to when vegeta told cell to do that when he was semi perfect

[@FR3AKuency]

@@lookinggr8in2013 I mean he does throw the "either you're perfect or you're not me" thing back in his face, and the whole idea was to crush his spirit by playing with his pride. I'm just saying it might've been that he wanted to see how strong he became once he achieved perfection

[@Bakadono7525]

"It won't be easy because Krillin isn't here to die for you"

[@cesarvictoriano8072]

I love how this implies in the abridged version Trunks and Vegeta actually somewhat trained together compared to the original. But from what Trunks said last episode all it was was screaming, probably including but not limited to calling him worthless, boy, weak, fuck up, and how Trunks shames his race.

[@shadoweddragonfilms4424]

Wait a second... Tom? Tom from Piccolo's Myspace?

[@LeviathanRX]

Tom from everybody's Myspace

[@namelessecho6527]

LeviathanRX the f*ck is MySpace

[@tixtulla9921]

+Neroless Echo you're obviously 12

[@tixtulla9921]

+Neroless Echo you're obviously 12

[@namelessecho6527]

mlg hank propane I'm 16

[@shaneoconnor3112]

I can't stop thinking of vegeta with a mustach

[@gongawoo]

He has one in gt

[@grayhue9846]

pokeballzblader But then Bulla says it looks dumb as shit on him.

[@SqwidsCity]

Kakka carrot Cake virginia*

[@Dr.Yakub22]

Kakka carrot Cake it's called a moustasshh

[@Krukmeister]

oh hi mark 'Moustache'...

[@rasahnjames2005]

Rip Akira

[@Jumpman_01]

"And who knows what a trusty cell is committing while we speak"😂😂😂-Cell being chilled n caught up in a therapy talk

[@lunari64_]

TOM?!? LIKE FIRST EPISODE TOM?!? FROM MYSPACE?!?!?!?!?

[@dreamjourneyli4022]

OMG I JUST REMEMBERED HOLY SHIT TOM

[@Chaos89P]

And Cell just blew him up.

[@quackmcduck6646]

Piccolo is not gonna be happy about cell killing Tom

[@nathanielivanbacanto2614]

Hory shet! throwback to the past!

[@andrewthefanboy1640]

IKR?!

[@zozma38]

So I'm a hair's breath from perfection and then Tri-Clops shows up and decides "I'm just gonna turn triangles into FUCKING squares!". Then Goku shows up, apparently he can TELEPORT! Gonna look into that later! Best line in this episode.

[@VraxysVideoGame]

Yes it is

[@Spkill246]

Burst_II They said triangles?!? illuminati comfirmed!

[@OmegaSteel429]

Burst_II agreed

[@Gevito236]

Burst_II "I'm just going to turn triangles into fucking squares!" I'm impressed with how they got me to laugh that hard within a few seconds.

[@noxaragon3265]

I HAVE SO MANY QUESTIONS

[@chrispage5535]

That intro was the fricken cutest hilarioust thing!!! So smart and epic!

[@Say_King77]

50 dollars is crazy

[@TrashHeapCustodian]

Gohan's "WHY?" after "avoid" echoed was beautiful

[@ShelbyGT500-]

So who's having a tfs marathon right now after the comeback

[@aosama06]

Yep me

[@dfreeman368]

You already know

[@oldfriendsny]

It's like you birthed me.

[@kennyswennen4419]

Belaid Manar yup

[@Peptuck]

You're goddamn right.

[@sebastiancaris]

I want Nappa singing the Mustache song RIGHT NOW!!!

[@joshualupyan519]

Sebastián Caris YUUUUUUSSSSS Hehe, and then Vegeta interrupts him by saying "G-d da**it, Nappa." X-D

[@communityEsc]

Joshua Lupyan lets avoid that

[@enemies4745]

Joshua Lupyan why did you censore god?

[@enemies4745]

***** Thanks man! I was like ? But thanks :)

[@MysticFlusio]

It's not "piss be upon him" it's peace be upon him

[@93xr]

*Oh cmon gohan whats half an hour?* *7.6 days..* *But thats half a fortnight* Im dying🤣

[@shivam7156]

Alright moustache Vegita is badass 😂😂😂

[@shawnnaidu2431]

It’s Vegeta smart ass 😂

[@shivam7156]

@@shawnnaidu2431 its Vegetable

[@shawnnaidu2431]

@Shivam Oh god 😂😂

[@LonePhantom756]

I think it's hilarious that Semi-Perfect Cell actually took the time to try and talk about his issues with the islanders before going straight to murder mode. And, of course, there's his memetic quote about Tien: 0:24 "I'M GONNA TURN TRIANGLES INTO F---ing SQUARES!!"

[@malachiatkinson7245]

"I don't need your help, Tom! But, *thank you?!"*

[@delinkwent7375]

@@malachiatkinson7245 *baby starts crying* well now you've done it

[@M_ZS19]

“OK MA’AM FIRST IF ALL-.”

[@mrgladiator2642]

And then squares into a circle XD

[@ohmeohmicah]

TFS Earthlings help a mysterious deep voice in the sky with problems they assume to be dating issues. Canon Earthlings refuse to help the hero that has saved Planet Earth countless times.

[@Two-for-One_half-off]

Things that are now canon in the DBZ Universe: 1. Muffin Button 2. Crapbaskets 3. Mustache Button 4. Goku Button 5. "ALL OF THEM?!" 6. Kicks in the Dick 7. Semi-Perfect Cell is Ugly 8. That bird has spiky hair 9. Bean Daddy 10. Goku is not an adult Any I missed?

[@dnmstarsi]

Darkwireman The void effect in the Hyperbolic Time Chamber.

[@Arthur2light]

Darkwireman Vegita isTHE HYPE.

[@DarkFuma]

11. DUMPLING!

[@GamingMasterAnthony]

Darkwireman squares making a circle

[@kheartblue]

Darkwireman KaioWhat?

[@xenowreborn]

5:07 Yes Gohan...you CAN be convicted of Kidnapping your own kid

[@mihneadragu1116]

Semi's conversation with everyone made my day

[@dotapazappy]

I was not prepared for the fucking mustache song

[@esmooth919]

Neither was i.

I don't think any of us were.

[@kentucky3692]

It was perfect for me.

[@NathanUpliftpk]

Tam Anon watch?v=Ixr4NZE6870

[@SauloPMB]

Tam Anon 9:00 Put the song to speed 0.5 You're welcome

[@goth9ever]

Goku - 'Pull ups, crunches & plenty of milk' Vegeta - push ups, sits ups & plenty of juice'

[@ordenax]

Exactly. Just noticed the contrast for the first time.

[@julidiamondlover]

Is he insinuating steroid with the juice part? Cause that would be clever if so

[@stephaniepotts8256]

how do you think 18 broke his arms if he followed goku's training plan she wouldn't be able break them.

[@lordcypher5889]

Goku’s methods are better. (Pull ups are better than push ups, and crunches are better than full sit ups)

[@axeldiaz7960]

Jake Hammaker nah he literally means juice

[@devanshgarg.]

Therapist: White Popo isn't real, he can't hurt you. White popo: 5:44

[@reesedabeast2617]

Rip to the GREAT Toriyama WE LOVE U

[@tipsy_hog]

ok so screw the series, I need the entire "Cell's Girl Troubles" thing as a standalone episode

[@Rabbit-uc5kg]

I liked for your profile pic.

[@rabinstephen6444]

Lol not gonna happen

[@user-pv7cq9bp5j]

“Paragon till death” one of the best call backs of the whole series.

[@musiccovers7544]

chris bashaw “You ruined it. You ruined it and I’m leaving.”.

[@alexisvargas4485]

@@musiccovers7544 you want i should teleport you buddy

[@musiccovers7544]

trigerx “I hate you.”.

[@thenarrator8378]

Trunks: I should follow him...

[@GamingSurge07]

Sorry I don’t get it :(

[@justin.1104]

Love coming back to these brings back so many memories

[@elayattiwalid1829]

5:36 but that half a fortnite That got me good XD

[@Djinsin]

I love how the entire archipelago has the ability to be that audible

[@armitx9]

dbza doesn't do sponsors

[@Djinsin]

that has nothing to do with what I posted,

[@LeviathanRX]

Audible- a company that sells audio books A lot of KZbinrs have sponsorships with them He was making a far-fetched joke.

[@waywardson5092]

still dont get it

[@gavinhicks546]

LeviathanRX he meant them being really loud

[@kadindarklord]

is it me or does Cell say "You have until the count of Five." Then proceeds to count DOWN from five?

[@SiegeTF]

kadindarklord I think a bit of dyslexia is probably the least of Cell's worries. Just ask Tom.

[@fireball1249]

***** Yet!

[@AllknowingUnknown]

+Eduardo Cuevas lmao I saw what you did there 👍

[@MadSpace]

***** This comment right here. is brilliant

[@koomc]

+Eduardo Cuevas not yet anyway...

[@parisrowland7274]

Even the Head Cha La and out to songs are silenced?! To Hell with the KZbin committee! Also… How did Cell know about 18 breaking Vegeta’s arm? 😂

[@ThePokefrantic]

"I need an adult" "I am an adu-" "No. No you're not."

[@cjchamp789]

That was beautiful.

[@MJsPepsihair]

definitely one of my favorite lines now

[@JustinWahlne]

Reshriham Best line in the whole episode and a hilarious spin on that running gag. I laughed the hardest I have all day.

[@user-lj2cb2pj8j]

Reshriham the joke just hit SSJ 2

[@sketchcomedy5047]

Justin Wahlne right :D

[@Medevildragonman]

I want the mustache song for a ring tone

[@ShadowThexHog]

Search teamfourstar in the itunes store

[@SonGoku-ef3ck]

Captain Kerbal Download it and make it a ringtone file it's simple

[@jengidie6671]

+Captain Kerbal Moostache song*

[@mattc2653]

I have summund the dragon balls and created a song

[@SaigaTenshi]

Captain Kerbal TFS already released the 3 minute of Moustache song

[@TanteiGH]

“And who knows what atrocities Cell is committing as we speak?” the transition to the therapy session is so perfect 😂😂😂😂😂

[@pain17ification_Ray_Smith]

I love how everyone else was trying to help Cell with his "relationship issues" 😂