Final Fantasy 7: Machinabridged (FF7MA) - Ep. 28 - TeamFourStar (TFS)

[@TeamFourStar]

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[@baconvideo8413]

TeamFourStar Season 3 episode 7.

[@rueblie2627]

I know everyone says it had jumped the shark but season 6, episode 22 “Tyrannocruise liner Returns” is still really good. Recapturing that spirit from the early seasons.

[@kenpoarniceguy1]

Not until you tell us what the Tankceratops said at the end

[@WarsunGames]

This was the worst part of the story. Why? Barret an how they treated him in the story. Hes not a leader. hes get pickon an abused. An then he never pilots the ship. An that is why we hated this game. Cid. The guy who just joined is a better leader than Barret? No. Bad game design Square USA.

[@DeadRobit29]

The best episode for me is the season 2 2-parter, when Megalojet-liner sacrificed herself for Tankceritops. That just really just hit me in the feels.

[@B-rex395]

Barrett may be Tifaless, Cloudless, and Aerithless, but he is not talking dog best friendless.

[@Nosretep]

He's not Captainless,Shapeshifterles,Spyless or Ninjaless. Thankfully.

[@truindividual]

Do u know what time it is sucka

[@ianbarr44]

Avalanche Time Mother******!!

[@coltondodger]

merely useless.

[@竜きん]

Don't forget dom he gone fam...he gone for sure

[@TinkatonOCorviknightBodies]

So, ironically, Barrett and Red becomes the new Clouds when Cloud isn’t around, doing things that test the patience of their leader. And Cid becomes Barrett in response, trying to keep his sanity.

[@doctorwho3708]

Yep. Barret and Red is basically Cloud and Tifa If they were better friends from the start.

[@Cure_Hana]

Glad I’m not the only one who noticed. 😅

[@leeman27534]

tbh not even just taking the cloud role, just kinda what happens with a leader and the lackeys. especially in humorous things

[@turinmormegil7715]

Funny how Red is the voice of reasom, though

[@NthDoctorWho]

Red: "That was some fast thinking, taking out the only guy who knows how to control this train." Cid: *unhealthily internalizing all of his unadulterated fury*

[@turinmormegil7715]

Red and Barret's interaction sealed it for me this time

[@cyberpunk5490]

That implies there is a healthy way to do it

[@Dres2000]

Kills me everytime lol

[@danielbrant6740]

*Cid in FFVII:* I don't wanna be a leader. It's too much of a pain in the ass. *Cid in FF7MA:* @#$% you, Barret! I'm in charge now because this is _my_ airship!

[@swinuyasha]

Tfs done it better!

[@zzz43344]

@@swinuyasha Agreed!

[@shis1988]

Not even that. He just says "pain in the ass. Forget it."

[@dnmstarsi]

@@shis1988 You're missing the point.

[@kittykatjagirl]

I am enjoying the increase in Cid content.

[@scottb235]

I was sad he couldn't have his "goddamn tea!"

[@TheKrossRoads]

Sadly, we're just finished the part of the game where Cid is the party leader.

[@largo778]

don't you mean the increase in goddamn Cid content?

[@thedestinyholder8819]

too bad we cant say the same for Vincent content

[@MartinX192]

He was my favorite

[@karenbonds264]

"WHO VOMITED ON THE POOP DECK?!?" "If he's mad now, wait till he sees what I did to the Vomit deck!" Red is the goodest of bois...

[@skinnydude9118]

Crewman: But we don't have a vomit deck.

[@TheGameMage_]

skinnydude911 Well there’s a lot of crap somewhere

[@JK-lz8xn]

TheGameMage yeah, Cids bed

[@SamAx57]

OMG, THERES SHIT EVERYWHERE ON THE VOMIT DECK!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[@angryretailbanker5103]

@@SamAx57 $5 says Cloud will say those exact words within two episodes.

[@De2street2]

Red: "AND THAT GIANT BIRD THAT TOTALLY ENDED UP NOT BEING POINTLESS!" Lmfao preach, Red!

[@mariostarfan20]

barret: and if they want to f*ck with my home town and red's unexplained fascination with that GIANT BIRD AT FORT CONDOR-

[@davidcaldwell4916]

@@mariostarfan20 Red: I just think it's hot.

[@FlyingDwarfman]

@@davidcaldwell4916 Also Red: And de-lick-ious-lookin'

[@typoking]

"You go, I'll stay behind..and go down with the ship.." "Uhh, Isn't that what ship captains do?" "Now you know why I'm such a terrible doctor."

[@27Bayleefs]

See ya in hell landlubbers

[@rinorkoca7270]

That was hilarious looooool

[@lightyearpig12]

SEE YOU IN HELL, LANDLUBBERS!

[@jessicest]

"See you in hell, landlubbers!"

[@madcow1089]

"I MADE YOU COOKIES!" "THANK YOU!!!" "YOU'RE SUCH A GOOD FRIEND!!" "RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!" I'm ded

[@jjplayseverything6322]

Tankceratops is the gift that keeps giving. Seriously, I want him to have his own series

[@imveryangryitsnotbutter]

@@jjplayseverything6322 Oh sure, you say that now. But as soon as Tankceratops gets an actual series, you'll be bitching about how TFS is blatantly pandering to the memers, and how they haven't made anything legitimately good since the end of the DBZA Cell arc/Freeza arc/Vegeta arc.

[@elijahechicagobearsboyd5734]

@@imveryangryitsnotbutter I wouldn't

[@jjplayseverything6322]

@@imveryangryitsnotbutter Nope. You're talking to an all content fan right here!

[@danieloceansmith3156]

Desperate Steer IT WAS THE WRONG NUMBERRRR!!!!

[@flintyoungblood]

"Cloud, I know you're scared, but I'm gonna do you a solid..." Tifa... all is forgiven.

[@Darth_Bateman]

SEE YOU IN HELL, LAND LUBBERS!!!

[@yoursonisold8743]

Goddamn it, did you have to use the Aerith quote man?

[@flintyoungblood]

@@yoursonisold8743 absolutely, because she was the one to point out that nothing is unforgivable.

[@wallacewisdom]

@@flintyoungblood Except for using Black Materia to summon a giant Meteor to smash the planet, and releasing 5 giant monsters to ravage that same planet, and then using the remaining bits you have of an ancient aliens corpse to try and kill the people trying to stop you, before becoming a God and getting your ass kicked.

[@flintyoungblood]

@@wallacewisdom Jenova seems unlikely to ask for forgiveness.

[@BrendaQuez734]

Barret: It's larger than average! Red: hehehehehehehehe I love these guys 😆

[@nightterror3923]

Devil Artemis zarbon: oh my.

[@aridontou7544]

"We're not going to conquer the world, we are going to save it!" *LITERALLY EVERYONE*: What?

[@ark7204]

"Wait what?!"

[@Salnax]

The thing about being an evil overlord is that if you want to keep on being one, you have to protect the land from doom.

[@tr4gl0dyte]

Can't conquer the world if there's no world to conquer - Lawful Evil

[@neogokiMK00]

seems like fear and mortal peril is able to increase IQ in Rufus, good to know. Next time he does something stupid, let scare him to near-death

[@scaleofjudgment]

Can't rule a land if there's no land.

[@devinsiner5489]

It's a Barret and Red 13 Episode.

[@mattmanguy]

And Cid

[@zoloko1850]

HECK YEAH!

[@josephperez2004]

Ain't no train like an Avalanche Train, cause an Avalanche Train don't stop.

[@involuntaryanalysis]

It IS. *grabs popcorn and stares intently at the screen.*

[@rainbowdash4898]

And yet CID stole it from right under the seat of their pants(And Reds Not-pants).

[@OathKeeperRiku07]

Bahmut hearts III Remind I love you and hate you for that mostly love

[@sarafontanini7051]

I'm not sure I get it please explain

[@tai-imyr849]

Sara Fontanini 95% sure it’s a jab at Kingdom Hearts.

[@wallacewisdom]

Remind is the upcoming DLC for Kingdom Hearts 3

[@zander7x7]

@@wallacewisdom Oh that isn't out yet? Can't wait for the spoiler memes then~

[@2097xl]

Next month we'll have something new from bahamut hearts 3 remind

[@Cyclonestorm8]

Wow, Tankceratops really *did* go downhill in the later seasons.

[@SaiyanGamer95]

I thought it had some merit. Sure, Velocicopter's personality did a total 180, there were some pretty good episodes.

[@hoki0624]

TANKCERATOPS hasn't had a good season since season 4, in my opinion.

[@thefishking7582]

I still can't believe they killed off Tractorsaurus Rex.

[@SaiyanGamer95]

@@thefishking7582 But you can't deny Oviracer was a pretty cool. Too bad his hatred towards Tractorsaurus was incredibly dumb.

[@paradoxless5596]

I don't mind. The Tankceratops cereal is still fu**ing amazing.

[@Doctor4077]

Whomever did the design for Trankceratops and his pose deserves a raise

[@patrickdees5256]

It's the most 90s thing ever. AND I LOVE IT!

[@jatabo1574]

Ironically, Uncle Palmer has never been more eloquent.

[@DragoSonicMile]

Kind of sad it took so long for him to get this character development.

[@yoursonisold8743]

People just didn't understand his profound spirit. He was always *ahead* of the curve.

[@ericolsen3193]

@@yoursonisold8743 he truly was a CUT above the rest

[@maskedbadass6802]

I don't remember him getting his head cut off, and I can't tell if it's because I somehow missed an episode or if I simply don't remember because of the delay between episodes.

[@yoursonisold8743]

@@maskedbadass6802 During his fight with the gang he got hit by a truck and then a helicopter blade decapitated him. Red took his head with them on the plane as a snack, but dropped it.

[@petertilton7004]

Awwww.... Tifa's serious. Now next time we won't hear this: Tifa: What happened? Where am... oh no. Clouds: Wheeeeeeee!

[@codysonic1]

Zach: Who the **** was that?

[@Legless_12]

"Bahamut Hearts 3 Re:Mind... great now i'm even more confused!" xD

[@JohnSmith-bn5mi]

I'm re:minded of something...

[@mathiasthewise]

I think everyone who played Kingdom Hearts was confused at one point or another. I know I was.

[@christianlopez707]

Meh should have given him Bahamut Quest 11 or Bahamut Automata.

[@DaFro3713]

Christian Lopez they need Bahamut Quest 11 S, there’s more to it.

[@christianlopez707]

@@DaFro3713 True.

[@TheHumbleFellow]

"There ain't no getting this train off!"

[@GurahkWeavile]

You get points for trying

[@suuppeerrrbakanky]

"Ya get points for tryin'!"

[@TheKpa11]

You know I never understood why that was a thing they said all at once like that, it seems like it was a localization moment only, but it became meme worthy cause everyone likes these characters

[@TheKpa11]

Johntail Bain Good point

[@EditDeath]

I mean, it's not INaccurate.

[@mesektet5776]

I better see some Tanceratops and The Vehicularsaurs toys for the next TFS merch sale.

[@Nero_Eclipse]

IT'S FUN FOR THE WHOLE FAMILY!

[@Mike16192]

MARKETING!!!

[@tylerroodt9030]

I SHOULD BE AN ACTION FIGURRRRRRRREEEEEEE

[@Ed-the-big-lug]

IT WAS THE WRONG NUMBER!!!

[@B3nKen0bi]

YEAH!!! GONDOLODON!!!! GREATEST CHARACTER!! E-VRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!!!

[@Mars_over_seer]

The only time where something that isn’t rocket science is harder.

[@mremblem9687]

I'm sure I can find something harder. Hehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehe

[@WilyGryphon]

I had the strategy guide, and I still couldn't make sense of what to do in that scene.

[@shis1988]

@@WilyGryphon all you had to do is... Believe.

[@WilyGryphon]

@THE DRAGON KNIGHT SLAYER64 That didn't age well...

[@tsyumamatsuthehavenofguard32]

Um... the trains are tougher

[@shadeknight6537]

Okay, so for people who have never played the game and who were inspired to experience it thanks to TFS, there are some things to take into consideration. For the train mission, as you probably guessed, there's an incentive for successfully stopping the train before it crashes into North Corel. You get the Ultima Materia for free. If you fail, you can still get the Materia later, but it is ridiculously expensive. For the Fort Condor mission, this is the only time in the whole game where you absolutely have to play the Fort Condor game to progress the story. However, if you're not interested in playing a clunky, slow-ass RTS, you can fail the minigame on purpose and the only penalty is having to fight a pretty easy miniboss that you're likely to steamroll. Beating the boss still counts as having successfully defended the fort. You also get the Phoenix Materia as a reward. Now for story content that was skipped, when you return to Mideel, the town gets attacked by Ultima Weapon (mistranslated as Ultimate Weapon), the black-colored Weapon that nearly knocked Tifa off the Highwind in Part 26. However, the boss fight is very short - it's really just an interactive cutscene, as Ultima will run away after a couple of turns - and Ultima's presence in this scene is completely nonsensical when you think about it. Mideel is a very remote town and is one of the few places in the world to not have a Mako Reactor, so there's no reason for him to even consider the townsfolk a threat. You can see why TFS removed Ultima Weapon from this scene altogether.

[@Nero_Eclipse]

What if it sensed a large pool of Mako under the town?

[@shadeknight6537]

@@Nero_Eclipse I think that's what the game implies, but the Weapons were created to eliminate threats to the planet's life. An NPC in Mideel also explains that Mideel is quite close to one of the Lifestream's "veins" if you will, hence why some of it has a tendencies to overflow to the surface. So it's more akin to a natural phenomenon like an earthquake, which by the logic, the Weapon wouldn't really be bothered about. The Weapons aren't elaborated on very much in this game. They were even less significant in the Japanese release.

[@pan1c974]

@@Nero_Eclipse It shouldn't care. They're supposed to target threats to the planet, usually Mako reactors. A natural pool of the stff shouldn't be a threat

[@ggmasterguiltygear6315]

Wow, u know yer stuff👍

[@shadeknight6537]

@@ggmasterguiltygear6315 It's almost like I played the game before and know the plot.

[@wolfgod6443]

Vincent is that one party member in an RPG the player *wants* to use, but every other character gets unique dialogue in scenes so he's relegated to the back. Don't worry Turkish vampire, I'm sure you'll shine against the Weapons and Hojo.

[@JamesJohnson-sl6zc]

I know TFS was talking new projects. I can only hope it is Tankceratops and Vehicularsaurs.

[@ariajohnson8107]

I. Need. More. GONDOLASAUR!!!

[@blueturtlekhun]

Nah. It really went downhill on season 6.

[@jasonvernish7366]

I'm game

[@tencents6]

I'd watch it. I *_NEED_* to watch it.

[@jfast8256]

@@tencents6 Dinosaur Office, go watch it. You're welcome.

[@kevins.4185]

"See you in hell land lubbers!" Says the land doctor captain being swallowed by the land

[@natejohnson9738]

I heard grandma

[@johnspartan317]

I mean technically they fell into liquid Mako energy but that splitting hairs lol.

[@theblackcoatedman6794]

Looking forward to TFS' version of fixing Cloud!

[@merrittanimation7721]

@@TeryJones *Day of Fate intensifies*

[@codysonic1]

@@merrittanimation7721 Seeing who voices this cloud you say run would be more appropriate don't you

[@kraevorn7483]

Never understood why Corel hated Barret. They all agreed to the Reactor in the first place. It was Shinra’s fault

[@TheKpa11]

Looking for someone to blame on top of leaving the survivors behind to go to Midgar, and since they don’t have TV they probably wouldn’t think Barrett was doing much of anything besides living trying to forget everyone

[@LnPPersonified]

Didn't they also think he was a murderer?

[@TheKpa11]

Pokerface Well they might have thought he should have done more for Dyne, Dyne basically went mad, but even as I say this there’s always room to refine the story, maybe the remake can add some things to the dialogue or whatever

[@ultimate-classhikkineet7809]

Don't question FF VII's plot too much or you'll start seeing the holes, m8.

[@TheKpa11]

Ultimate-Class HikkiNEET Pokémon, Yugioh, Star Wars, Naruto, DBZ, Harry Potter, Kingdom Hearts, Metal Gear Solid, Mortal Kombat, etc

[@dragonstormx]

You gotta love how devoted to evil Shinra has been that Rufus's suggestion of saving the world rather than conquering it in the face of giant monsters and an extinction level meteor actually surprises the other executives.

[@rustkarl]

“If he’s mad now wait till he sees what I left on the vomit deck.” We love you Red.

[@zzz43344]

Lol

[@kosarugaraboshi9337]

We all do.

[@alexiebmw]

Cid is definitely my favorite character ever in this Abridged series, Barret and Red XIII are a very close second but Cid takes the cake of being my favorite character.

[@flamingodevelopment9501]

The ever so silent rage exhale from Cid is pure perfection.

[@TheRyantherenegade]

Just heard someone muttering "WE'RE 36 BILLION GIL IN DEBT" at the Shinra board meeting on the 2nd watch LMFAO Update: rewatched it and yep it is indeed TRILLION I conclude that I need better speakers

[@TheKpa11]

Hojo: No worries, I’ll just glitch my inventory and sell 98 of everything and repeat

[@onemuststand7353]

Yeah, that was Reeve of course.

[@infernousgaming1393]

*TRILLION (Oh, that's 1000 times worse, RIP Shinra).

[@kraevorn7483]

Bigghair 36 trillion actually

[@glazeuniversagladis2499]

How is the only company in the world, which also happens to be the word government, in debt?

[@metaloverlord7465]

I distinctly remember getting every single person on Mount Condor killed during that freaking minigame...

[@Nero_Eclipse]

It was hard not to kill everyone on our side, only one man has kept them all alive.... cause he didn't use troops and fought them head on! His name is Tankcerotops!

[@lapine.mp4lapine.mp350]

I am starting to think that today was not that day

[@onemuststand7353]

It wasn't that difficult for me... but then again I was cheating because I had my cousin's FF7 game guide book.

[@matohibiki]

I just filled every possible path with those boulder roller things. I turned the mountainside into the Temple of Doom, and Shinra troops? They ain't no Indiana Jones. Yes, I know, the boulder was from Raiders of the Lost Ark.

[@julesmcgrules3860]

I'm looking forward to the remake's take on the minigame. Fort Condor was always a highlight for me.

[@kattphive]

"I'm a rocket scientist, not a train scientist" So, I'm an engineer, not an engineer.....

[@troopcaptain]

I mean the two are completely different thing, so yeah.

[@TheRealAlpha2]

Accurate.

[@AuraArondight]

Train science is a whole other beast, man.

[@kenpoarniceguy1]

I'm a doctor, not a youtuber

[@TinkatonOCorviknightBodies]

PM_Ghost Hey look buddy

[@robbiegarber898]

Everyone: Tankceratops and the Vehiculasaurs needs to be a real thing now! Taka, several weeks ago: CRAP WE NEED A SHIRT FOR BLACK FRIDAY GUYS HELP.

[@ultimaboi2950]

Someone: bahamut Barrett: *NUT*

[@pcachu]

Looks like Barret just lost No Nut November.

[@metaroxas21]

Bahumnut?

[@ultimaboi2950]

@@metaroxas21 god damit thats good

[@KyanbuXM]

@@pcachu he almost made it too.

[@TheRagingfang]

@@ultimaboi2950 YOUR PICTURE MAKES ME NUT!!!

[@Sakaki98]

Square Enix should pay you guys for keeping the FF7 hype alive while they took seven generations to get an even remotely presentable build of the remake available for the masses.

[@brainflash1]

You can be gods AND heroes at the same time.

[@TheKpa11]

Saitama: I don’t get it

[@skullythekidd0175]

@@TheKpa11 Krillin: don't worry, me neither

[@brainflash1]

@@ShadowWolfRising Or Hercules. Or Thor. Or Monkey.

[@mr.s2005]

I swore to go down with the ship" "Isn't that for captains?" Now You know why I'm a such a bad doctor"

[@mariostarfan20]

SEE YOU IN HELL LANDLUBBERS

[@Zarkonem]

We need a whole episode of Tankceratops and the Vehiculasaurs now. Just one, something that is like a solid 2-3 mins is all we need.

[@edparadis4371]

I THINK THAT IS A GOOD IDEA!!!!!!

[@DemetriusPrime]

Tankceraptops and the Vehicularsaurs Me: I WILL BUY ALL YOUR MERCHANDIIIIISE!

[@IamJGCD]

Rufus' slow decent to madness

[@TheKpa11]

I mean he tried to get huge materia to destroy the meteor on top of getting the junon cannon to destroy the apparently indestructible barrier at the crater, WE’RE the ones messing his plans up it was at least something. That’s not total madness in my eyes, besides you know who is the truest mad one anyway

[@Nero_Eclipse]

@@TheKpa11 Hojo?

[@onemuststand7353]

Rufus was actually genuinely trying to stop the disasters. They weren't very humane but he did try.

[@codysonic1]

@@Nero_Eclipse Yes because I'm sure he's getting off of all this chaos that is happening as a result of his experiments which would require MORE experiments

[@squirejamesii]

Madness? No, this is Spar... ahem! Actually, Rufus seems to get saner as the game moves along. He starts out thinking that killing off 1/8 of Midgar and blaming it on terrorists is a good idea, proceeds through the whole Promised Land hunt (which is only slightly insane), and finally arrives at the completely rational opinions that (1) Meteor threatens the world, and (2) that would probably put a crimp in his plans to rule the world.

[@Xippih]

I need Tankceratops and Vehiculasaurs to be a real show. NOW.

[@mariostarfan20]

third

[@Cat.Gaming]

4th vote!!

[@elijahfranklin6843]

Seventh

[@Nero_Eclipse]

8th vote! Let's make it happen!

[@A-man1998]

And it needs to jump the shark at season 6!

[@resetbutton7982]

“We’re 36 trillion Gil in debt” man I’m dying 😂

[@dstevensart2261]

"I was enthroooled by yer swears!" And it's lines like this that are why Red is my favorite xD

[@OmegaStardustRiku11]

I'm so excited for the next episode, been waiting to see how they handle the Tifa & Cloud scene since the beginning

[@WilfulAphid]

Me too. I seriously can't wait to see how to depict it.

[@randomtrainerx.3424]

Did that baby Phoenix make a somewhat Yu-Gi-Oh abridged reference?

[@thatguyintherain3168]

Wah! Wah! Baby Pharaoh wants milk! Someone fetch me a nipple!

[@Eaglesoars8891]

Mind crush Yugi Mind Crush

[@cashordeals3672]

The thumbnail reminds me when they were fighting that giant spirit but killed by giving it a healing item

[@saiprimal98]

"IT WAS THE WRONG NUMBER!!!!"

[@michaelatanasio223]

With each passing day, my hope grows that the official release has Barrett and Red XIII's friendship included. And Tankceratops.

[@DarkArtistKaiser]

I love that the Vehicalsaurs have 0 volumn control.

[@FarBeyondStrange]

IT WAS THE WRONG NUMBER!!!

[@danieljackson4577]

Coming soon to Netflix... TANKCERATOPS AND THE VEHICULARSAURS!

[@kingsora7977]

Best way to kick the night is with an episode of ff7

[@Forever_Zero]

Whenever two friends are having a good time while fighting an evil corporation is.... Avalanche Time!

[@archienyaa]

“Bahamut Hearts III: ReMind” “WE’LL TAKE IT.”

[@chazwick89]

Best line for this episode “Frustrated cid noises”

[@kraevorn7483]

TANKCERATOPS AND THE VEHICULARSAURS!! I’d watch it.

[@tailedgates9]

They don't even have to fight crime or anything. I'd just watch them living their day to day lives. XD

[@thegreyjedi2372]

Thanks for the awesome birthday present, TFS!

[@Chickenlegs145]

“I MADE YOU COOKIES!!!” That is way funnier than it should be and I love it. Thank god for Tankceratops.

[@burntruffles1556]

“THE TANKCERA-PHONE!!!” got me on the floor

[@noblesseoblige319]

"Bahmut hearts III Remind " Took me way too long to get that

[@ben2741]

9:43 That doctor went out like a king

[@DannyDeee]

Yes!!! you did'nt skip the Cloud-less moments!!! Thanxxx!

[@murderc27]

Scarlet has the same laugh as the Great Fairy from Zelda, just with a tinge of evil.

[@roadlifeproductions4905]

“We ain’t getting offa this train.” Not only worked into the show, but became an excellent running joke. Love it!

[@TheRealGuywithoutaMustache]

TeamFourStar video: (Premieres) KZbin’s comments section: *IT’S AVALANCHE TIME*

[@TheJacobG]

If someone told me Tankceratops And The Vehicularsaurs was a real, obscure cartoon from the 80s, I wouldn't question it. That name is so good, I'm shocked no one thought of it until now.

[@Merennulli]

I can't believe they're cancelling Tankceratops and the Vehicularsaurs. I was so emotionally invested in that series. :(

[@blueturtlekhun]

Now Cid knows how much shit Tifa goes through with Avalanche. I love how he sounds done with their shit every time. Next week: feels train

[@rafaynoman1180]

Red XIII: If he's mad now wait until he see's what i left on the vomit deck. Me: Oh.......... shit. Uncle Nappa: BINGO.

[@Cobra-yo7fx]

Nice to see the premiere for the first time

[@DouglasStewart99]

Same. I'm always gone to an anime club at this time.

[@mikecabral2420]

Tifa: I'll protect you, Cloud. No matter what. Seconds later..... Cloud and Tifa fall into the energy stream. Well guess Tifa done just f***** up!

[@reyonXIII]

Thankfully, this f*** up will actually end up undoing both of their monumental f*** ups

[@mikecabral2420]

@@reyonXIII so it's the legendary anti-f*** up f*** up. I thought that was only a myth like bahamut 3 remind

[@ImmaLittlePip]

SEE YOU IN HELL LAND LUBBEEEEEERRRRRRR

[@mikecabral2420]

@@ImmaLittlePip k?

[@furiousfinch1587]

Yuffie's constant high energy clashing with Cait Sith's pent-up management urges, with Vincent quietly making it worse for his own fascination. Beautiful.

[@lumpcrittergravy]

There ain't no getting this train off. Red XIII-2019

[@OrtexofWill]

RedXIII: oh, yeah they dead, like totally dead. Barrett: how dead are they? RedXIII: CADAVERIFIC!!! Barrett: .....

[@binkyboy448]

7:00 I know it's only been a week, and I'd really hate to spoil the KH3 Re Mind trailer that just leaked...but this joke has aged _remarkably_ well.

[@anothergamer112]

This episode made me realize that Palmer just...vanishes after the board room scene.

[@shadowbat2095]

I demand more Tankcerarops and the Vehicularsaurs. Give them their own legit show, video game, movie, or whatever. I *need* more.

[@johnnynorrisjr.39]

I just realized that if Tankceratops has been running for 6 seasons, then that means it began airing the year after Cloud left Nibelheim, and Tifa would have been 15.

[@GreyBeard993]

Avalanche time Come on grab your friends We’ll hear so many different screams With Red the dog and Barrett the human The fun will never end It’s Avalanche Time

[@GreyBeard993]

@@ruintheday13 honestly I’m surprised no one else came up with this after hearing avalanche time

[@3ngag3]

All aboard THE AVALANCHE TRAIN!

[@TheKpa11]

What why would I want to do that? It’s literally collapsing as we’re speaking

[@Nero_Eclipse]

@@TheKpa11 you lost Snuggle Time privileges

[@kravenraven3986]

Cloud: Cid! Barret! Syd Barrett: Yes? Cloud: Not you! How'd you even get here!? Syd Barrett: Good question, I only took 12 hits of acid; how many did you take? Cloud: Oh, none. I fell into the planet's lifestream & my brain got drenched in thousands of years worth of knowledge. Syd Barrett: Dude...... That's fucking heavy man.

[@moonknightfighter2233]

This completely changed my day for the better

[@koreanelvis]

moonknightfighter Me too; definitely!!!

[@optimaltt6070]

I like the part where Palmer said " *blood squirting sounds* "

[@reloadpsi]

Gotta love that reference to Palmer inexplicably being alive in that eavesdropping scene.

[@alvaxerox4357]

now I'm exited for the next one where Tifa fixes Cloud's mind

[@scottb235]

Was concerned after the open they were going to cram it in this episode... but remembered the thumbnail and was happy to see some Avalanche shenanigans. Glad they're giving that episode it's time, but waiting is going to be tough...

[@alvaxerox4357]

@@scottb235 i just wanna see some forgiveness

[@MrOrcshaman]

Cait sife and yuffie micro managing the troops, pure chaos

[@geardog24]

Barret: There's one thing you can do. You gotta believe! Cid: Believe in what? Barret & Red XIII: *IN AVALANCHE TIME, MOTHER#@$%ERS!!!*

[@zzz43344]

LMAO XD

[@aliliving7774]

Omg you guys are going to do it again right? Finish an abridged series? You maniacs, much love!

[@LordBloodySoul]

Here I was almost going to bed, but that can wait now! :D

[@kamentrainerhorn2073]

(Sees 9:53 for the first time) Me: *TANKCERATOPS! SAVE UUUUUUUUUUSSS!!!!* (Sees 10:03 for the first time) Me: ...You're here?! That actually worked?! True story.

[@raziyatheseeker]

5:12 to 5:35 When it's time for some AVALANCHE SPEEEEEEED

[@raziyatheseeker]

5:28 When AVALANCHE Speed *bzz*ing sucks

[@fat1fared]

So cannot wait for next week's episode. I do also love that they pointed out how pointless stealing the giant materia actually was.

[@randommindz6782]

Oo 10:04 - they remind me of the Dinobots

[@Sabis2365]

"We are not going to conquer the world Scarlet. We are going to save it!" "What?" "What?" "What?"

[@pabloosset2533]

I love y'all and I think you're doing a godly work out here. ...But are we gonna ever hear Vincent again? Edit: Nevermind, I just heard the all too wonderful "Yummy".

[@SonofSethoitae]

He piped up early in the episode

[@Sol-Kage]

Doesn’t help that Vincent has less plot significance than Yuffie despite them both being optional characters. Heck, I didn’t even have Vincent my first play through because I didn’t know he existed

[@Mrryn]

And he's one of the "master tacticians" left on Fort Condor. You can hear him mixed in with Yuffie and Cait Sith's frantic yelling trying to micromanage the RTS gameplay.

[@reyonXIII]

The problem with Vincent is that most of his unique focus content post his recruitment scene is towards the end, and both of them are optional: Lucrecia's cave and having Vincent in your party against Hojo. Yes, Yuffie's quests also are optional, but they entail visiting a completely new island and town, and are major sidequests in scale, complete with bosses. By comparison, we don't REALLY learn anything new with Vincent in the flashback scene, and simply having him in the party against Hojo is a line for him that's just cathartic. It's why he had a whole game to himself and got more expansion to his backstory, for better or worse. But, like it or not, Dirge of Cerberus's very existence owes itself to that very lack of content for Vincent himself in the main game.

[@pabloosset2533]

@@reyonXIII Sad but true. Also, I must be one of the few nutcases that played Dirge of Cerberus before FFVII as a kid. I was really confused, but I enjoyed it. Game was a tad broken tho. Once I ran out of bullets during a boss fight, so I just walked up to the boss and started smacking it. It froze and stood in place as I beat it to death for 5 minutes.

[@KoriKeiji]

Grant as a newborn bird is just...Majestic.

[@Trainlover1995]

I would unironically watch Tankceratops and the Vehicularsaurs.

[@Jazmillenium]

Next ep is the one I've been waiting for since I first saw this series.