Final Fantasy 7: Machinabridged (FF7MA) - Ep. 21 - TeamFourStar (TFS)

TeamFourStar (TFS) presents Ep. 21 of Final Fantasy 7: Machinabridged (FF7MA).
Final Fantasy VII (FF7) came out in 1997 on the Sony Playstation and has since been a main stay to the series for fans all over the world. Join Cloud, Tifa, Aerith, Barret, Red XIII, Yuffie, Cait Sith, Vincent, and Cid in this new TFS abridged series!
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Cast:
Materia Keeper - Kellen Goff
Cloud - Justin Briner
Vincent - Faulerro
Yuffie - Courtney "Mystic Pyro Freak" Williams
Barret- Anthony “Antfish” Sardinha
Red XIII - Curtis “Takahata101” Arnott
Tifa - Sarah Ann Williams
Cait Sith - Nick “Lanipator” Landis
Aerith - Kira Buckland
Old Man - Marc Swint
Cid - Brienne Olvera
Shera - Elsie Lovelock
Mission Control - Josh Tomar
Palmer - Ben "HBI2K" Creighton
Rufus - Xander Mobus
Misc:
Lawrence "MasakoX" Simpson, Corinne "Megamii33" Sudberg, Morgan Berry
Written - Anthony “Antfish” Sardinha & Ben “HBI2K” Creighton
Directed - Anthony “Antfish” Sardinha
Editor and Motion Graphics Artist - Lawrence “MasakoX” Simpson
Music Production - Cliff “AinTunez” Weinstein
Intro Music - TheLivingTombstone
Character Art - Stephan Krosecz
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[@Lanipator]

I did once. I was falling and losing all my teeth in math class and didn't have any pants on. It was neat.

[@dr.cheeks8958]

Finally

[@excitedcat9517]

I'm real horngry For that fear turkey tomorrow!

[@TheShadow1347]

My dreams are always filled with darkness.

[@CasualFox12495]

I dreamt that the Cid oglop reference was a callback to a slightly different FF7 abridged series.

[@TheGreyParse]

"Never meet your heroes, because heroes are people, and people are shit." I want that on a t-shirt, make it happen TFS.

[@christhexenomorphking9251]

That would make my day

[@kentheengineer592]

you know there are websites where you can make your own meme/quote and get it on a mug or shirt

[@NateIsCorrupt]

Yes, this statement holds so true! Made the mistake of looking up all my heroes, never again.

[@nightmarebb7987]

0:44

[@michaeliv284]

I'd settle for ne that references how Vincent says "*HOJO!!*"

[@cellperfecto421]

"Never meet your heroes because heroes are people and people are shit" - Cid 1997

[@FamousWolfe]

Still true in 2018! 😁😂

[@nickfarace9339]

This show has been more quotable than anything I have seen in my entire life. But I think that one takes the cake. It is an all encompassing line or pure excellence and truth

[@gmaster2647]

That's the truest statement I've ever heard this year.

[@raymondyongho5757]

Truer words have never been spoken.

[@crimsonsea3447]

except for Sephiroth isn't a human While Zack never disappointed anyone and died a hero *cries a little*

[@yamatotsu]

*Cid:* "Never meet your heroes boy, because heroes are people, and people are shit." Best advice I've ever been told

[@nathanpozos3118]

Exactly

[@SilverHairedFreak25]

2020 has proven that for a lot of people the hard way.

[@LevelUp_ErikJ]

Tell me about it.

[@rugedas87]

Hey, I've heard something similar in Rick & Morty :D

[@seancondon5572]

"People = Shit" - Corey Taylor, 2001

[@felicia4017]

Cloud: Well becoming a first class soldier was a dream come true. Cid: Well alright, boy. Cloud: Then I got to work beside my long time hero. Cid: That`s awesome. Cloud: Then he destroyed my village... Cid: F*ck that guy. ....That whole segment was gold xD

[@zerlichr426]

that's the lesson "Never meet your heros, boy, because heros are people and people are shit"

[@k.r.jester5406]

"You get up, burn that tie, and EAT THAT HORSE!" -Cid

[@slimchelmi6940]

I WAS SO EXPECTING HIM TO SAY THAT

[@MoonLoonie69]

What the hell are you on about? lol

[@WingMaster562]

NickyVendetta It's a reference on the TFS DBAbridged series where Goku says about "you get back up and eat that horse"

[@jacewalton6677]

Come and eat that horse with me Cloud.

[@MoonLoonie69]

@@WingMaster562 I know that, I was referencing Vegeta.

[@Prich319]

I'm not sure who's more awesome, Vincent, a cosmic horror in human form, or Cid, a man literally too angry to die.

[@Lv99RetroHippy]

you just gave me the most epic idea ever! Vincent Valentine plays BloodBorne! Team Four Star needs to do that shit, right now!!! ...otherwise, I'll have to do it... lmao, that could be my audition to join TFS... maybe?

[@codysonic1]

we met galleon beast we need to see the other transformation and how they act

[@anthonydoll8574]

@@Lv99RetroHippy If you can land the TFS Abridged Vincent voice and can get the character for Bloodborne to look as close to Vincent Valentine as the game allows you can count on me watching the playthrough.

[@micheljavert5923]

At the risk of mixing canons: to be fair, being too angry to die is exactly how the Sith first discovered how to become Force ghosts before the Jedi.

[@Jawesomness16]

No contest, it's Barrett! He has the best lines out of literally anyone and has done an amazingly hilarious job at it throughout this entire series.

[@kraevorn7483]

Cloud and Tifa’s relationship are basically a step away from becoming Shera and Cid’s

[@shakieltaylor9995]

With more or less bdsm

[@AnakinSkywakka]

@@shakieltaylor9995 More... ALOT more.

[@lsmarasigan1320]

@@shakieltaylor9995 Actually Tifa mentioned several episodes ago that she wants to be the one in charge, so they're about to go the same route.

[@abrahammartinez3603]

Who else wants to be taken down to the basement by his girl?

[@reyonXIII]

That's a lot more spot-on than you think, given Cloud's character arc and how the changes in Cid's character and arc make him a "static character who represents a better version of what the flawed main character can strive to be". Remember, the changes have meant Cid no longer has his character arc, but that's honestly for the best.

[@KayKwasa]

Tifa: Dreams don't have an expiration date. Possibly the most heartwarming moment you heard from a fictional character with a pair of gigantic mammary glands that can shatter Cloud's fist.

[@stunpthetunp613]

Life does

[@jon9828]

@@stunpthetunp613 Mog is a GODDAMN savage. That line floored me. There's dark humor then there's whatever Mog does here. Yikes. Yes, I guess necromancy performed on a year old comment is also pretty dark. That's how much I reacted to that line though.

[@bananawal8215]

"Never meet your heroes, because heroes are people, and people are shit"- Words to live by

[@Matt_Matt96]

Read as soon as he said it.

[@DefaultGray]

I love that Reeve uses Cait Sith as his outlet to complain about everything he disagrees with in Shinra.

[@HTFFanOfFlaky]

It's like Cid's BDSM sessions

[@zachmurray101]

@@HTFFanOfFlaky yeah Cait Sith/Reeve and Cid are literally me

[@ProfessorBright]

"E n j o y t h e s l o w c r a w l t o w a r d s d e a t h" "With every drag" Got a chuckle out of me.

[@luigitaco2388]

The fact that it was Cid who said that last part made it even funnier. The first time I watched it, I thought it was Cait who said it.

[@bryandiaz6597]

3:55 “And then I fought a gorilla with a tie” Did this man really just reference smash??

[@Super_Suchi]

I like how that scene implies that he somehow got the story from Kingdom Hearts to Smash.

[@catandotter1237]

Is cloud in smash?

[@drockman92]

@@catandotter1237 DLC in WiiU/3DS, unlockable in Ultimate.

[@Silent_Fool]

@@drockman92 and now Sephiroth as well. He just wants to have fun with his PTSD buddy.

[@lolstalgic9602]

@@Super_Suchi You guys are fortune tellers, I swear...

[@pengmaeda9908]

FFVII Machinabridged Season 3 "That's Hot"

[@RateOfPenetration]

Kakaina from Red vs Blue agrees!

[@ultimateknight4667]

You think cloud and tifa and cloud might have tfs "moment'?

[@ZionFury]

@@ultimateknight4667 yes. Yes they did lol.

[@pengmaeda9908]

Ultimate Knight there are two clouds?

[@t-greenrock404]

Hm, think he might just shout “Breaking My Limit!!” Instead of an attack name?

[@jeloomis]

Cloud: "The only thing I'm horngry for is vengeance on Sephiroth." Tifa: "That's *hot*. ... I mean what" Me: I WILL GO DOWN WITH THIS SHIP

[@BruslyBeast08]

Have you played FFVII?

[@TheOriginalSolicious]

BruslyBeast08 My thoughts exactly 😂

[@jeloomis]

@@BruslyBeast08 It's been a very long time, and I just remember everybody being mad for Cloud/Aerith while I was basically asking the same question you just did.

[@H00rah1]

It's either that or ride it HEYOOOO

[@348joey]

With Cloud or with Seph? Or with murder?

[@SolstaceWinters]

They couldn't have picked a more perfect voice for Cid.

[@papounator8843]

"WHO THE F**K ARE YOU AND WHAT DO YOU WANT!?" It was at that moment I started loving Cid.

[@LordBloodraven]

Is it strange that Shera and Cid have the healthiest relationship in the entire series?

[@TheKpa11]

.............wow you're right.

[@Kiddo_X]

Healthy and a bit realistic. I like this take on Cid and Shera. Shera's totally not a doormat in the basement, and Cid actually has dreams and the potty mouth to go with his character. #BurnThoseTies

[@doriansookochoff9768]

This is so scarily true.

[@KAMFP]

Because you hurt the ones you love... so why not hurt them in a controlled consensual environment?

[@kyuzo3567]

Its so weird hearing Elsie voice act as a dominatrix after hearing her sing....

[@lich6018]

Cloud: The only thing I’m horngry for is revenge on Sephiroth! Tifa (sotto): That’s hot... Tifa: (realization) I mean wHAT? that part nearly made me cry from laughter i cant

[@Allday524]

Tifa, the Queen of Thirst

[@GHMasta]

@@drew1429 We'll be counting the days.

[@csab8642]

I'm still looking forward to TFS revealing that Cloud and Tifa ****d during the Nebilhine Incident

[@Lemuel928]

Despite the fact Tifa is mostly Cloud’s Current Wife after Aerith died..

[@ShirouBrando]

@@Lemuel928 which is honestly better cloud gets to be with the girl ge liked before his mind got fucked up and airith gets to be with zack in the livestream

[@JoeJoeJoe25]

Shera: "number 8 also has a strange Junction system" Yes very strange indeed

[@kaycomvieng5387]

took me an effing while that i realize it a FF8 reference, even at 7:13

[@mangaflipnoteanimations6159]

I realized today... I have been rewatching this series for like two years😂😂😂

[@sidtovey]

"number 8's also got this strange junctioning system..." Well played, TFS

[@paddydahunter9252]

Also the siphoning comment lol. Talking about DRAW from FF8. 😂

[@dcooks93]

Colud: well the only thing I'm horngy for is revenge on sephiroth Tifa: that's hot... I mean what Seems like Tifa want some thunderhead

[@jamesbasdeckis]

Or she'll be giving it

[@LegendOfTheFLame393]

About to give cloud the dolphin blow

[@whoknows7968]

@@jamesbasdeckis Yeah their's no way Cloud's taking the lead on that

[@sevenofcrows7]

*yeah!* *yeah!* *yeah!* *yeah!* FINAL HEAVEN. Cone on guys you must of played the game at least once. Limit breaks man

[@kenshinhimura8708]

Julio Torres all taught by her master,in which he specialized in fisting

[@Doom_Guy__]

That must be some good god damn tea.

[@TheDragonheart93]

your name sums up this episode very well

[@carllipsey1497]

Some real damn good tea.

[@Doom_Guy__]

@@TheDragonheart93 i get that alot

[@amyar123]

That your name sums up this episode very well, the series very well or just that in general, a lot of things on KZbin can be summed up well as "high impact sexual violence" ?

[@Doom_Guy__]

mostly in general.

[@t-greenrock404]

“Cid IX” Tfs acknowledging the many “Cids” of the FF series.

[@NeoakiraIV]

CID the 6th dressed like a Banana

[@resetbutton7982]

“I gotta tell ya CID these are the kinds of complex moral issues a man can wrestle with his entire life...you got 10 seconds.” Lmao

[@infinitepaladin]

Tifa saying “That’s hot” is hot. I mean, what.

[@jeremyabbott4537]

Red XIII saying “That’s hot” is hot. Wait, what.

[@HeilRay]

You can feel her ‘peaks’ erecting

[@marcusquintanilla7131]

That's hot-i mean WHAT!

[@boopagm8275]

Maybe they'll actually have them be in a proper relationship. Their dysfunctions complete each other

[@dragon1130]

@@jeremyabbott4537 I am in a constant state of Horngry.

[@sammydray5919]

Palmer is Flat Earther......... that makes way too much sense.....

[@LibertyDino]

That felt so good. Every fucking iss instapost or anything space related........ I miss when I thought it was just a joke

[@sammydray5919]

@@LibertyDino I feel ya pal ...... Thats why it was soooo good this episode XD

[@raymondyongho5757]

He's just a f*cking idiot

[@penscrap]

Silly Palmer, everyone knows The overworld map is a torus

[@Lemuel928]

If he were a more terrible villain than Sephiroth.

[@A_Demon_Doggy]

Mog- “Enjoy the slow crawl towards deaaaath...” Cid- “With every drag...” *GODDAMN I LOVE CID*

[@Kiddo_X]

If he were a drinker, his line would be: "With EVERY CHUUUGGGG!"

[@duskbringer4583]

"I hope Rufus brings Teabags..." *Loads gun.* "Cause I bring the body bags." Me : *Laughing like joker.*

[@Yougotsblounchsked]

I love sleepovers

[@mariostarfan20]

@@Yougotsblounchsked why is it that when rufus shinra is mentioned your first instinct is to kill him?

[@dubstepbeecorsi6892]

@@mariostarfan20 we got the idea from a eight year old

[@thatguy8636]

mario star fan 20 you got a better plan

[@mariostarfan20]

@@thatguy8636 we spike his tea, tie him up, take him to a secret hideout, torture him 'till he gives us what we want, aand if we want to make a quick buck we send out a ransom notice.

Time for another round of the "Cloud f**ked up!" drinking game.

[@k.r.jester5406]

Bet... *too young to drink*

[@truindividual]

Who ain't dead yet?

[@mas8705]

Will kill as quick as the Stephen King drinking game.

[@theorigainalbuleblur]

@@truindividual I think i'm fin... 'Vomits violently on the floor' dids anyones gets the numbers of thats tru..........

[@keegan4854]

"Hello there young man" "Damn ive been spotted"

[@danielarehart9325]

I love the FF8 reference, "Number 8's also got this strange junction system" and of course that's the oxygen tank that blows up. 8:25

[@Riku-zv5dk]

Also a refernce to 9 with the Cid being turned into an Oogloop (Probably butchered that spelling)

[@saltyk9869]

​@@Riku-zv5dk Funny enough there is an argument for 7, 9, and 10 all being the same universe. In 10-2 there's a kid named Shinra who talks about using the Farplane to generate energy. And in 9, Zidane references Cloud when seeing a big sword at a shop and Rufus's inauguration song is even played. Probably Easter Eggs for the most part, though one of the developers did say he liked to think of 10 as a prequel to 7. And 7 does mention people coming from another planet that everyone other than Aeris are descended from.

[@sagaswp]

She also mentions number 8 has a 'weird siphoning system that I don't think many people enjoy' talking about the Draw system in FF8.

[@Elvisbackpack]

Fuck the haters, FF8 is my favorite.

[@supershadowman6478]

@@Elvisbackpack I mean I love final fantasy 8 for what it was but I gotta admit the draw system was The most annoying thing ever like just let us use our magic normally I love The Guardian force summons tho

[@airimee]

"This isn't rocket science " its literally rocket science. So classic.

[@aaront6727]

“Never meet your heroes, because heroes are people, and people SUCK” Great advice

[@u.local_jellybeanuvu5281]

More Like, "Never Meet your Heroes,Because Heroes are People,and People are Shit"

[@VGAfanatic]

Kingdom Hearts reference followed by a Smash Bros. reference. Thank God we live in this time.

[@mrsocko316]

Followed by a ff9 and then a ff8 reference.

[@universerama5426]

Where?

[@warpdrivefueledbyinsomnia8165]

@@universerama5426 FF8 reference @ 8:27. This is my first watch through and I didn't catch the others the first time around. Hope this helps.

[@mrsocko316]

@@universerama5426 Kh reference was his appearance that cloud thought looked so cool. Smash was him fighting a gorilla with a tie. Ff9 was cid's ancestor being turned into an oglop. Ff8 was the weird syphoning system and a junction system not everyone likes on the oxygen tank number 8

[@Edax_Royeaux]

There's even an Air Force One reference at 13:08

[@averagej6310]

I love how you hear Reese (or is it Reeves?) in the backround go "NO!!" when they ask if there's oxygen in space. Like he's the only voice of reason in the enitre company and almost no one listens to him 😂😂. He's my honest to god favorite.

[@averagej6310]

@@BJGvideos thanks👍

[@iluvsonicxshadow]

Lol i keep forgetting that's Reeve i just see him as 'Lani in a suit in a room full of idiots'

[@TwistedDemon13]

@Average J Right at the end of that same part, Reeve can also be heard yelling "HE NEEDS A SUIT!"

[@simonbriggs203]

Cloud: “I LOOK SO COOOOOOOL!” (Kingdom Hearts) Cloud: “And then I fought a gorilla with a tie.” (Smash Bros) The references never stop.

[@Falcovsleon21]

It's funnier now that Sephiroth is also in Smash.

[@S_Boomer98]

"Help a complete stranger with absolutely nothing in it for me? How could I say no..." This line is funnier when you remember that he voices Midoriya.

[@rithrius5384]

_"I am in a constant state of horngry!"_ T-shirt. Now! XD

[@juniorlouis4522]

"Put it on a shirt!"

[@deviousj5868]

Can't wait for that and Goddamn Tea.

[@madrocts]

@@juniorlouis4522 Dammit! Beat me to the punch

[@mochiman6307]

I love red xiii

[@Thefruitspeaks]

I've updated my permanent mood status.

[@DragonX64567]

omg Cid is AWESOME "Never meet your heroes because heroes are people and people are shit". Truer words have never been said.

[@Zergal00]

Cid being into Slipknot is now canon.

[@YOSHIERIDER]

My hero was my dad. *sob*

[@DragonX64567]

+Zergal00 lolz yep

[@DragonX64567]

+YOSHIERIDER ...sorry

[@nd35780]

I know some! "No one ever really grows up. They just act like they did, because that's what everyone else expects from them."

[@brycevo]

*Horngry* is the Best Emotion

[@FBI-ju5no]

Agreed.

[@DaFro3713]

THATS HOT!

[@AnakinSkywakka]

Oh, it's you again.

[@brycevo]

@@AnakinSkywakka Hello There

[@AnakinSkywakka]

@@brycevo General Kenobi!

[@alicepiper7455]

Barret: ‘Cause I’m bringing the body bags. Vincent: I love sleepovers. Possibly my favorite line.

[@Forever_Zero]

5 years for the HD Remake!? . . . someone is being optimistic

[@kraevorn7483]

Forever Zero By HD remake... the remake for the game?

[@Firebird-he3sz]

...I give it ten years

[@Eichsterd123]

or accurate

[@pedreiva]

Probably using KH3's development cycle as a basis. Nomura had FF7R brushed off to the side until he finished KH3 (Which has been confirmed on Nomura's twitter to have wrapped up production). With the likeliness of a new console generation happening it's likely that the game will undergo a change in engine part way thorough development just like KH3 and take 5 years due to it.

[@rashkavar]

Consider this, Forever Zero: This video will *always* forecast FF7 HD as being 5 years from being complete. There's been a number of games over the years that have had that kind of situation, where the release date is "in a year" for 3-4 years running. This is why Blizzard now lists release dates for games as "when it's ready" until they actually have a month or so of beta testing left. They did that with both Warcraft 3 and Starcraft Ghost back in the day. (Only the former game actually came out - Ghost was meant to be a stealthy MGS-like game featuring Nova as the protagonist.) The ultimate example of this phenomenon isn't in game development, though. It's in nuclear fusion power technology. We've been saying "fusion power is 20 years away" since the 1960s, at least. We're getting incrementally closer, but we're still a long way off from actually having a power plant that puts less power into a fusion reaction than that reaction produces.

[@Pyrodragon3993]

The 2 things I got from this episode: 1. "That's hot!" 2. "GOD DAMN TEA!"

[@MixMasterLar]

The two best things to get from this episode

[@britipinojeff]

Considering the basement that could be one thing

[@raymondyongho5757]

That's some hot god damn tea

[@Zephyrblaze456]

Not to mention the best God damn speech anyone has ever made in the history of the goddamn universe

[@DoJayMi]

Ah, Palmer.... he died the way he lived... Being childish, crazy and having a bad relationship with aircrafts.

[@Cure_Hana]

7:47 and 7:58 I just realized that was Reeve screaming at them in the background (which would also explain why Cait Sith knows who Cid is). He really is the only Shinra executive besides Rufus who actually has a brain. 😅

[@tamamonobae9917]

THUNDERHEAD IS BACK

[@jaredowen6930]

did he blow expectations?

[@YourPalAlRetroGamer]

Yes! We can get totally shitfaced on Thunderhead's Platinum Ass Wine Reserve!

[@antitheist3206]

Thw donkiest of maymays

[@danielbrant6740]

That's _Private_ Thunderhead to you!🤣

[@IamMeHere2See]

Congrats to you guys for actually making me like Cait Sith.

[@tyrant-den884]

IamMeHere2See it's like Darths&Droids version of Jar Jar: some challenges are too big to not be spectacular.

[@rasengan124]

Being voiced by Lanipator certainly helps!

[@Soncikuro]

Right? I even always forget Cait Sith exists in FFVII, it's a nice change to actually remember him now.

[@maywenearedhel]

I choked on my popcorn when Red hit on Beast Vincent. 😂😂😂

[@cristobalalvarez1427]

THANK YOU!! I thought I was the only one who loved that joke!!

[@Jeezes718]

Eat here often?

[@PotaterPotater]

A Kingdom Hearts AND Smash Brothers reference? IN MY TFS? I’ll allow it

[@quinnramirez5907]

It took me a while to realize the smash reference.

[@strawberryndos]

@@quinnramirez5907 same here

[@crookedclown9499]

I love the writing in this series. All the little quips from characters adding their own two cents to the conversation and the clever wordplay. "Did you really think I would take a boat, then a helicopter then a subway and a Segue here just to restart a failed program?"

[@AirsoftTim92]

I keep cracking up picturing him riding to meet Cid on a segway.

[@ArakDBlade]

@@AirsoftTim92 I want a picture of that now...

[@rogaldorn4759]

What is one person's life compared to another's dream... Berserk fans probably had a very emotional flashback hearing this line of dialogue.

[@firetasteslikebacon]

Well, we all know what Griffith would do for a Klondike Bar.

[@fangwhiteclaw7089]

Just wanna say I understand why Griffith did what he did......but still fuck him for doing it

[@mochiman6307]

Fang Whiteclaw amen

[@devilred18]

Why would you remind us of that?!?!

[@codysonic1]

excuse i need go on murderous rampage on some demons

[@natem.3336]

The way Tifa says "You're a fucking idiot," just has me in stitches. Props to her actress, she fucking NAILED the delivery of that line. So much disappointment, frustration, and resignation all at once.

[@cyrinaefox6828]

That's the best version of the "Never meet your heroes" quote.

[@SuperFusionAJ93]

0:48-0:55 Vincent Wins *Animality*

[@ForemostCrab7]

"i think i dropped my snack" oh god....i've missed you Red.

[@Superflaming85]

We may have lost one Taka-voiced devourer of everything, and are on the verge of losing another, but at least we still have our talking dog best friend.

[@Zergal00]

He's fucking perfect :>

[@sundowner4076]

“You get out your seat, burn that tie, walk up to those people who told you that your dreams dead, and you tell them to *F##K Off*. I need that on a poster, or a t-shirt.

[@Eis7]

DO I HAVE TO MAKE YOU TAKE ME TO THE BASEMENT AGAIN?

[@Kiddo_X]

😁😁😁🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@kraevorn7483]

Yeah I guess they took Cid’s Original personality and cranked it up past 11

[@Finchyay]

That’s what people tend to do with abridged series, they take a character’s original personality and exaggerate it to the point of hilarity.

[@Kiddo_X]

I know, it was realistically epic! Drink your goddamn tea!

[@VegetaLF7]

@@Finchyay The other FF7 Abridged series I watch took it a different way entirely. In their version, Tifa is plotting to murder Aerith for the affections of Cloud, Yuffie basically speaks like Tommy Wiseau, Vincent is just so gosh darn peppy all the time, and my favorite of all is Cid who is suffering from a mental breakdown and experiencing memories of the lives of the other Cids in the other Final Fantasy games.

[@Finchyay]

VegetaLF7 I was talking about abridged series in general, not just FF7 abridged series.

[@Zergal00]

@@Finchyay Sometimes they flip it on its head tho, see Red XIII's. Not that i'm complaining tho.

[@t-greenrock404]

Tifa’s subtle hints at a Cloud crush a cracking me up.

[@josephlankford5541]

I can't remember if there was any before this. Oh well, guess it's time to rewatch the series from beginning to end. Good way to spend the day.

[@t-greenrock404]

The other big one that comes to mind for me is the awkward dialogue she has at Shinra HQ. Episode 10.

[@peytongibbs2171]

Lol subtle?

[@t-greenrock404]

Touché lmao

[@raymondyongho5757]

Tyler Green That was more in your face than Tifa wondering how her and Cloud have never fucked before in that one episode.

[@cameronswain3292]

“Shera, where is that god damn tea?! Do I have to make you take me to the basement again?” (In my opinion best line in the episode...)

[@ricarlab.967]

11:04 I love how Cid dismisses Sephiroth like he was on the level of someone who cuts you off in traffic while talking on the phone, shovels dirt into other peoples yards, or skims and eats all the frosting from a store bought cake leaving everyone else with, well, cake-bread.

[@0NodMan0]

*_Not even a minute in and I'm HORNGRY.._*

[@mongooseunleashed]

So, eat around here often?

[@GurahkWeavile]

That's hot

[@aldorm5027]

@Jaden Curtis that's hot

[@kraevorn7483]

Just wing it??? That’s basically Shinra’s business plan. And AVALACHE’S long term strategy.

[@Firebird-he3sz]

Kraevorn And Cloud’s mindset.

[@cameronheaton9900]

I am pretty sure if they all enter a room over a drink without weapons they could get along very well.

[@somethingsomewhat8860]

@@cameronheaton9900 Before they both get drunk, burn down the pub, and the entire city and become terrorists

[@Crowgale]

And Sephiroths signiture mark.

[@arthurlaender]

Tifa: Dreams don't have Expiration Date. Me: Life does. Mog: Life does. OH DAMN! Now i know what character i am in the Machinabridged.

[@kamentrainerhorn2073]

Why does that line make me wanna bust out a Sayaka joke?

[@ricardoj376]

@@kamentrainerhorn2073 The Madoka Magical Sayaka? I wonder.

[@Silent_Fool]

Cait Sith: “Of course! You could always trust me.” Tifa: “That’s so sus.”

[@octoling6479]

That coming “Tifa The Liar”

[@blooddown9433]

10:00 It’s always the quiet ones.

[@paxonite-7bd5]

"Do I have to take me to the basement again?!"

[@theoldnebula5526]

XD

[@Kenko706]

She didn't seem that quiet to m-- oh, you meant... never mind.

[@excitedcat9517]

*50 shades of tea~*

[@gustavovillegas95]

3:57 Dreaming about being in Smash Bros. Dude, Waluigi dreams about this more than Cloud does.

[@brenoanselmo9563]

And in Kingdom hearts

[@Firebird-he3sz]

And Legend of Zelda... No wait, that was a nightmare.

[@tallfang4955]

Oof

[@themehman6169]

Yuffie : that's hot Red 13 : that's hot Tifa : that's hot But broly: THATS HOT ! Add to da list people

[@rigleighfeild]

Paris Hilton: That's hot.

[@nia1sworld591]

Julian marcel (jstar25) that’s hot

[@awesome19ssbb]

your doing gods work

[@softcrab3361]

That's hot

[@whaitdo7920]

Trump: You're fired..... I meant ....that's hot

[@WolfeKyou]

"Now's not the time for your philosophical bullshit, SHEEERAAAAA!" The delivery has me in tears of laughter lmao

[@sinned6us]

I just now realized werewolf Vincent is based off a behemoth

[@thehumblemessenger5607]

“What else do you think the aliens breathe?!” Honestly, I never thought of that hahahaha

[@Fureiji88]

Gas

[@ariajohnson8107]

Perfect openings for Abridged series don’t ex-

[@k3nnyisaw3som3]

My favorite flavor of tea is Goddamn

[@devilred18]

Do you like spending time in basements?

[@nooneinparticular5256]

Do you have your tea parties with Frank Miller?

[@bryanegelhoffsanimationtec257]

I didn't have to wait until the end of time for the next season! P.S. I couldn't stop laughing at the basement jokes.

[@fat1fared]

Is the basement in reference to something?

[@forseti9006]

@@fat1fared It's Cid and Shera's BDSM dungeon.

[@seanpeacock4290]

@@fat1fared at first I thought is was where they were hiding the bodies, and then I finished the episode... Still laughing.

[@DreamTravelerZenddrex]

"Unattainable dreams are the best kind." -- Lazard to Zack, FFVII Crisis Core

[@sephyfan]

Aaah I hope square enix releases crisis core digitally so more people can experience it☆

[@lonelywolf5659]

Yeah remember when a certain young ninja girl summon the giant summon on us multiple times. And we had to fight them good.

[@ZyroShadowPony]

@@sephyfan yeah i lost my psp with crisis core during a new year's party. I was around halfway done and the worst part it was during the time I had no idea about the mechanics of the game so i was basically doing it with the equipment i get by default

[@fahdasq507]

"Lost causes are the only ones worth fighting for"

[@mastermarkus5307]

I'm glad many people thought of that at the same time I did.

[@juniorlouis4522]

3:56 Was that a motherloving kingdom hearts reference followed by a motherloving smash bros reference?! Genius!

[@cabooseresurrected5183]

CLOUD: I LOOK SOOOO COOOOOOL!!! 😃

[@AkaiAzul]

What’s next? A Tactics reference? “I suddenly found myself among people with no noses.”

[@gasjebasje99]

"WE NEED CID, ON OUR TEAM. RIGHT NOW."

[@kraevorn7483]

Was Red hitting on Werewolf Vincent?

[@chrisossu2070]

Red'll hit on anything with a pulse. Hojo's breeding experiments may have screwed him up a tad.

[@MTdaBlacking]

Yes.

[@musgodness]

That's hot.

[@pumpdaddyg]

No,he was flirting

[@gothic_ace2037]

Still a better love story than twilight

[@perrykirby8777]

"Horngry" is now apart of my vocabulary

[@destroyerblackdragon]

Sounds like a portmanteau of horny and angry.

[@HzG_R]

IRS part of my autocorrect list now

[@Senior-Donjusticia]

And remember, kids, dreams don’t have expiration dates, *life does*

[@rickyrns1059]

Which thankfully means that while you may die, your goals and accomplishments have the opportunity to live forever. As long as you never let your life go to waste.

[@dinodude8899]

12:24 Palmer: “I’m gonna take this flying doohicamabob, up into space, and take a picture to prove once and for all that the earth, is FLAT!” Tifa: “... you're a f*cking idiot.” Cait Sith: “*THAT’S WHAT I’VE BEEN SAYING!!!*”

[@TrojanGamer10]

The captions: (Ō_Ō)

[@omegalock3549]

Ok, I would TOTALLY watch them do a Kingdom Hearts Abridged

[@Klonoahedgehog]

That's what justapancake is for.

[@Lemuel928]

At least Namine would said something hot about Roxas’ Abs..

[@jinx1987]

Omega Lock give it time.....

[@selassieaspen9940]

@@Lemuel928 that's what you care about the most? I just want to hear the Donald cant heal jokes.

[@spencersonnefeld]

@@Lemuel928 Personally I think it would be Roxas and Xion. But once KH3 is out, that should be somewhat clearer.

[@kraevorn7483]

Tifa: that’s hot. I mean what?! Well Tifa you just hinted what you though about Cloud. Damn. 95 likes in one hour. Thanks. 450 in 24 hours amazing!

[@elijahechicagobearsboyd5734]

Kraevorn well it's already known by the end they're going to be screwing so...

[@LyonEnigma]

Careful Tifa, your Red is showing.

[@fatesonic6236]

You know, you're not wrong.

[@kraevorn7483]

Lyon Kyrin What would that refer to?

[@mongooseunleashed]

She's been hinting it since the FIRST episode.

[@benjitovvv8899]

“5 more years” Meanwhile 5 more years: Final fantasy 7 rebirth

[@monfra6474]

3:56 gorilla with a tie, huh? Yep, no one saw you coming to Smash

[@nia1sworld591]

Francisco Madrigal DONKEY KONG?????!?!?!?

[@quinnramirez5907]

Took me a while to get that reference.

[@tsyumamatsuthehavenofguard32]

Dk!

[@Lanewreck]

Cid is perfect. You guys freaking nailed it.

[@connormorgan6884]

Lol 13:41 so true Tifa: Dreams don't have expiration dates. Robot: Life does Lol so true. Technically speaking when you look at it like that there is an expiration date

[@Lodairo12]

Connor Morgan Well you can pass your dreams to your descendants so...technically your dreams wouldn't die.

[@connormorgan6884]

@@Lodairo12 true but for me personally I'd rather live my dream and not rely on someone, I mean especially if they have their own dreams they wish to follow. Besides it's more fulfilling when you personally accomplish your dream.

[@Lodairo12]

Connor Morgan yep,fair enough

[@KCzz15]

Dreams can have expiration dates, I know this because when I was 10 my dreams were to fly on board the Concorde and the other one was to see the view from the top of both of the World Trade Centers. Really. Those were 100% my dreams back then.

[@justposeidon3810]

I'm Gonna Steal That.

[@gizmox65]

14:08 “How are we gonna find Sephiroth when we’re stranded…IN THE MIDDLE OF THE OCEAN!!??!!”- Cait Sith. Brilliant 🤣🤣

[@brotheralaric7177]

Red XIII : "i'm constant stateof Horngry" . . mhhh, that can some really good orgy. Damned, Cid is such a motivational character.

[@mistersmiles3250]

BEAUTIFUL!!! Also Cid has a Dominatrix with a whip fetish...I must have MORE!!! Teamfourstar gets a GOLD STAR!

[@emblemblade9245]

Technically a dominatrix is a professional with clients, Shera’s just a wife who doms solely her husband

[@DefgirRZawa]

@@emblemblade9245 Well, Cid had also Zangan one time (referenced later), so... it could be an open relationship, where they are trying new things out and then share together...

[@mendari2907]

For thousands of years I lay dormant.... waiting for this episode

[@ZyroShadowPony]

Who disturbed your slumber

[@nathanevans1382]

@@ZyroShadowPony Hey best buddy!

[@ZyroShadowPony]

@@nathanevans1382 oh god dammit

[@Jetsrike77]

Oh my God that Final Fantasy VIII reference at 8:26 was too fucking good!

[@AssMass557]

The BDSM twist? I'm sold. I dunno what that says about me... Or do I??? I really don't.

[@master-of-many-fandoms2020]

Me and George Takei: Oh my!

[@asianbubble3518]

AVALANCHE TIME

[@truindividual]

Avalanche time! Now, can you dig that?!

[@demetriusprime1505]

AVALANCHE TIIIIME!

[@joshuafriday9748]

AVALANCHE SNUGGLES!

[@aaronsantos7411]

ABARANCH TUUUUUUURM!!!

[@excitedcat9517]

(Slurs words) *AAAVVAALLLAANNCCHHHEEEEE TTTTTIIIMMMMEEE!*

[@yulikitten]

Palmer... He protecc, he attacc. But most importantly, he now Red's snacc

[@Eichsterd123]

i thought he'd neaver die

[@Cestariarts]

"Dreams don't have expiration date. Life does." Thats my new favorite phrase

[@kevinbernardini9176]

Cloud: Hey new guy, can you take this creep out? 0:48 Tifa: I've seen some shit in my life but…… Cloud: Why did i asked him to…….

[@NegaDruid]

Best. Vincent. Scene. That was glorious! Now just need to line up the Best Team. Cloud, Cid, Vincent. The trio will murder everything!

[@Zergal00]

Red > Vincent for the caster spot :p.

[@alabenmed4661]

actually thats my team in the game xD

[@demetriusprime1505]

I'm prepared for anything... Countdown till premiere. Edit: After the premiere I WAS NOT PREPARED FOR THIS! Yessss....

[@FloofPuppy]

That basement scene makes my jaw drop. EVERY. SINGLE. DAMN. TIME.