Final Fantasy 7: Machinabridged (FF7MA) - COMPLETE Season 3 - TeamFourStar (TFS)

[@ImTopin]

"Never meet your heroes, boy. Because heroes are people, and people are shit." Still love that line

[@13crystals61]

It's kinda sad how true it is though...

[@itsjustvin7630]

@@13crystals61 remember times when people praise Naughty Dog, Capcom, and Ubisoft?

[@13crystals61]

@@itsjustvin7630 Yeah... oh, how times have changed...

[@itsjustvin7630]

@@gamingandrewbro8815 pretty sure its moreso the pr and fan reception than the game.

[@itsjustvin7630]

@@gamingandrewbro8815 remember Bethesda and CDR Project Red?

[@VyceofMataMertha]

"Hold on, your last name is STRIFE?! That's a BADASS name." Damn straight.

[@DarkLordofTheRizz]

timestamp?

[@bandi138138]

PapaWill 57:00

[@barretwallace6530]

Well, it is!

[@deaditalianguy7353]

@@barretwallace6530 Damn right!

[@chocobocloudstrife5697]

@@barretwallace6530 hello barret

[@magicalduckye2356]

I love how Cid is constantly referencing other Cids... it's brilliant.

[@killa_va]

Magical Duckye what other cid’s?

[@magicalduckye2356]

@@killa_va In other Final Fantasys!

[@07Whaley]

@@killa_va Cid in FF10, FF-TYPE-0, and in others. There is practically no TRUE FF without it's version of Cid.

[@KFCBucketful]

@@07Whaley What about FF1?

[@Gold161803]

@@KFCBucketful Not originally, but they retconned a namedrop in the re-releases

[@GreenOnionBrother]

The imaginary chocobo says "Black materia, join the reunion" backwards, btw, which is kind of a spoiler.

[@chieffridge5588]

Thanks! I knew it was something backwarda but i hadnt the technology necessary to decipher it

[@coca-coladog2242]

@@chieffridge5588 I found out about it using a Nintendo 3ds

[@ungibungi520]

@@coca-coladog2242 yo my old 3DS Sd card has videos of backwards messages from Gravity Falls, thanks for reminding me!

[@loganbigmo]

@@chieffridge5588You could've just turned on the closed captioning on the video lol

[@NitroRonin23]

Cid: "Listen boy, i know youre only 16 years old" Cloud: "I'm 21 dude" Cid: "Well let me give your 12 year old brain some life advice"

[@KageSakura]

What's hilarious is it's actually true. Cloud is technically still 16 because of being asleep and a vegetable for 5 years he wakes up as 21 but his mind hasn't aged. You can tell they really know the game.

[@13crystals61]

@@KageSakura 4 years

[@jalpat2272]

@@13crystals61 and one year become empty shell of ptsd

[@13crystals61]

@@jalpat2272 and lies

[@leohex8767]

What I think is funny is that CID is half listening to Cloud. He just messed up the order of the numbers.

[@VincentEternal]

I just heard sephiroth say biggity bounce. I think I can die without regret now.

[@kristopherpink6119]

Patrick PFC you still need to wait for the joker DLC to come out

[@leesutton4612]

That line coming from Sephiroth's mouth made me chuckle

[@treekwilliams3053]

Made me laugh

[@Calthir]

Probably my favorite line from the entire series.

[@masons.4489]

The freaking dead pan delivery killed it 😂

[@Syndusias]

"#8 has this weird junctioning system" I see what they did there

[@danieloceansmith3156]

Syndusias so much shade thrown at ff 8...

[@TigerW0lf]

@@danieloceansmith3156 well deserved though. Not saying that 7 doesn't have as many shade worthy elements as well, but 8 REALLY has stuff that was just befuddling

[@michealwatts7469]

They also had a single number bus system.. Buss number 8.

[@MrSupersonic2012]

...I like the Junctioning system.

[@vc180191]

@@MrSupersonic2012 Every season has at least one rip on FF8. Season 1 was about Squalls name and him raining on everyone's parade, Season 2 had Cloud rip on the whole gunblade thing and how easy it is to cut your own face with it, and this season is the Junction system being weird.

[@armandotejeda3832]

"Never meet your heroes because heroes are people and people are s#$%" Sad but true.

[@explicitw8657]

Armandator I think I saw a Star Wars movie that was kinda like that...huh. Can remember what the name was.

[@randoburr5201]

@@explicitw8657 han solo?

[@Poopyfarts96.]

Lol

[@wolffire5421]

It’s funny scene he’s talking to deku

[@Poopyfarts96.]

People are $%&/

[@mistahkrazy805]

Still get choked up at the end. Hits hard when everyone leaves and Tifa comes back and places flowers over Aerith's PHS space. And then the save file...😥😢😫😭

[@kamentrainerhorn2073]

1. Sephiroth must die. 2. Sephiroth must die. 3. We lost the biggest cinnamon roll in the whole franchise (as well as the most powerful mage in the game) because *Cloud f@*%ed up!* (I don't care that it wasn't actually his fault because he was under mind control by Sephiroth. I deserve SOMETHING for enduring these onions!) AND, 4! Sephiroth must die.

[@JesseColton]

Ironically Vincent always makes the Materia Keeper fight harder because he transforms and keeps healing it with fire

[@FBI-ju5no]

I wasn't the only one to notice!!!

[@anouk356]

orrrrrrrr........ you can just set his limit to something else or simply not use it that fight.

[@FBI-ju5no]

@@anouk356 It's difficult to use Vincent in that fight, cause his limit gauge fills quickly, he does fire damage while transformed at that time, and at the moment you practically have to respec him right after getting him.

[@darylzambrana1370]

Sadly, I played the game recreating the scenes of the abridged and learned that the hard way

[@NivMizzet89]

But it looked hurt...

[@sondowver1]

when you think about it Sephiroth was just T-posing behind Cloud as he held Aerith Man was asserting dominance hard

[@superkamigod]

Talk about a power move.

[@magickgeminid2944]

been saying this since 1997....he was full on praising "hallelujah jenova.....I SAID HALLELUJAH JENOVA!"

[@OneTrueNobody]

More of a Y-pose, really.

[@nunyaasher7402]

Krillin! Too soon.

[@siahwtw]

Asher Jones oh that hurts

[@XCloud123]

Can we give the voice actor for cait sith (Nick "Lanipator" Landis) some credit for that line "BECAUSE I FUCKING HATE MY JOB". Good god that was very convincing

[@blasiandomo]

35:45 what a nice ending to a great 3rd season of Final Fantasy 7 abridged. Glad that Aerith is still alive and well. “...but there’s still 30+ more minutes left-“ *STOP* *NO MORE* *CEASE*

[@bubblehashgaming1430]

I SAID CEASE IT!!!!

[@oblivioussd6979]

Sephiroth joined aerith left the chat

[@MyPisceanNature]

Why!? Why do we do this, again!?

[@razenoid1554]

@O.O.S.AprilFoolsJoke you still have feelings? you must be new to the internet

[@razenoid1554]

@O.O.S.AprilFoolsJoke kid go back to playing fortnite and whining on COD when you die

[@AD-ov5rt]

"Enjoy your slow march towards death." "WITH EVERY DRAG." Classic.

[@shinminamotto]

That’s pretty much me

[@sigma6656]

"Never meet your heroes, because heroes are people and people are shit." That's actually quite profound.. 4:25

[@RyoruIshnamea]

Dammit. How dare. You found a way to make me cry over Aerith's death again you wonderful, terrible people, you. Imma go bawl my eyes out now that I've got this outta the way.

[@agustinmex6986]

I hate playing that section of the game. Ive lost count how many times ive played it and it always gets to me.

[@cloudstrife9762]

just did done do it too

[@hoshinotishoo5925]

41:50 Honestly way too underappreciated how angry Cait Sith actually sounds here

[@thekitkatcommando1925]

1:26 dam tifa thirsty for cloud!

[@waqshah5160]

@1:02:41 Red XIII: “bad human, drop it” 😂😂

[@quinnramirez5907]

Barret: DONT F*CK UP.

[@PingChungTsai]

21:30 Aerith: "Yuffie, there is something shiny on the ground!" Yuffie: "Mine! Mine! Mine! Mine! Mine! Mine!"

[@spider-fighterdenoir6266]

DBZA Vegeta be like

[@SeinaruShi]

There's three seasons of this? Holy shit y'all do a lot of work

[@michaelbrown4023]

Its been an awesome ride! All 3 seasons!

[@FoolsGil]

You just realized that?

[@Sawngawkuh]

@Nicholas Brown The game was on 3 discs. Next season will make the season total surpass disc count, though. :P

[@williamcortelyou4524]

@@Sawngawkuh To be fair, disk 3 has almost no content. So it's more like 2 and a half disks.

[@Sawngawkuh]

@@williamcortelyou4524 Technically, most of the content is on each disc. What differentiates them are the FMV video files which necessitated the use of multiple CDs. (and yes, I know you're referring to story progression, I'm just being cheeky :P)

[@chloegreene5174]

even in a comedy series with lots of caricatured characters, yall nailed the relationships. especially the Cloud and Aerith relationship; every time Cloud speaks to her he’s so soft lmao, also i love barrett so much what an icon. this still holds up years later.

[@xena91388]

I love how the even the side stories of the FF7 plot are so deep, even TFS can't avoid the heavy moments while parodying it.

[@Genji_Glove]

Ok that was genius, I'm gigging like a schoolgirl. 8:50 well, I gotta tell ya, Cid... These are the kinds of moral decisions a man could wrestle with his entire life........... You got ten seconds. " Bahahahaha

[@Ness_Dreemurr]

I remember when Aerith died in my first playthrough. Long story short, Yuffie became my new healer.

[@ThomasMurch]

"Hey, Yuffie - you're a thief, right? Take away my pain."

[@Ness_Dreemurr]

@@ThomasMurch oh she stole my pain as well as the enemies abilities and other things

[@himwhoisnottobenamed5427]

Really? I only use her for Source farming.

[@BowserGlazer]

Was that Reeve who screamed none when asked about oxygen in space?

[@howaboutno4426]

I guess. I mean he is the only smart person in Shinra

[@ChiefChaosGremlin]

Red: "I sometimes see a giant ball in the sky and howl at it. IT. TAUNTS. ME!" 🤣🤣🤣

[@williamdrain69]

Red: WHAT DO YOU WANT!

[@zombieby7884]

"My apologies. I'm dying" Mog: arent we all... Me: damn that's deep

[@Taterzz]

i really like how they left in the 1997 PC version's open mouth bug. it's great.

[@Anbualex]

This reminded me how good the characters were in FF7, so good.

[@TheOrangex88]

Damn even when Tifa in abridged form is still waifu material

[@DonkeySean]

Finally, someone gets it

[@phantom-X2086]

Makes me think there should be a Waifu Materia

[@DonkeySean]

@@phantom-X2086 you absolute madlad

[@insanitized750]

SHOULDER. DEEP. CLOUD.

[@Mr3DLC]

Hide the booze:)

[@KitsuneRokaku]

41:51 The lament of every person working a crappy dead end job.

[@neocerebus]

Heck, it could also be other factors that lead a good job to be crappy an the individual angry and a little bitter.

[@dragon1130]

As someone who works as a janitor I can attest that what Mister Kitty Sith said is an accurate statement not just for me but most every other person who I work with.

[@neocerebus]

@@dragon1130 Well all I can say is hang in there. I hated my job as well, then the entire department downsized, and in a way found joy and somewhat happy not working there anymore. granted i currently now work at a local fast food place just trying to cover bills, but somewhat happy to get out of that situation. so good luck to you too.

[@the_wooden_bear]

For someone who works fast food for my first 3 years all the shit you go thru and not a thank you. This is accurate....also when someone at work ask "why leave" or "why dont you try your best here"

[@KitsuneRokaku]

@@the_wooden_bear Try 13 years in the fast food industry? I sorta developed a mild contempt for humanity at this point.

[@323starlight]

Can't believe it took me so long to realize when Yuffie was singing about Tifa's story being boring, she was singing it to Tifa's theme. Ice cold Yuffie

[@HausofHoneyy]

Tifa leaving the little bouquet of flowers made me cry :(

[@TheCrimsonKodiak]

HD Remake installation part one of *insert number* complete. Now installing part two. Time remaining: *calculating...*

[@mrl9394]

Time remaining: **Possibly** soon

[@biomodified]

I love your content. It has gotten me through some painful (physical) times with the superb humor. Just wanted to let you know that you guys/gals have personally made my life better. Thank you.

[@lightningshy5287]

“ Oxygen tank number 8 also has this strange Junction System.” You’re goddamn right it does

[@andresdemoncohen3826]

Dio Was About To Make A J O J O Reference

[@HausofHoneyy]

Or was it...a *HOJO* REFERENCE?

[@NEMESIS4EVER1]

@@HausofHoneyy NIIIIIICE

[@sephyyyboi]

Fun fact, the Materia Keeper is voiced by the same dude who voices Diavolo in Golden Wind, Kellen Goff.

[@timedragon5492]

I think this may be one of the most serious seasons of Abridged series. Not just FF7, all abridged series. After the first episode, it’s pretty much nothing but feels

[@WilfulAphid]

Love this. Aerith, Tifa, and Cloud'd deepening relationship was my favorite this season. I can't wait to see how C+T grow because of this. This season was less focused on being funny and very real, which I enjoyed. The game does get heavy from here on. However, "do I have to make you take me to the basement again" was absolutely hilarious.

[@chrisramos3454]

Sometimes an assertive masochist is just perfect

[@korvasterindar9672]

How dare you stroke my feels you comedy! *sniffles and tears up for the best flower girl*

[@michaelatanasio223]

FFVIIA is just tiding us over until the remake comes out. Then we can bawl our eyes out properly.

[@AlucardDrac]

Welp, Now I can waster an hour rewatching this

[@CeriseKing]

hope ur enjoying it!!

[@HuntertheWraithDragon]

The tears won't stop flowing

[@shieldedforever4619]

I like how Tifa is more badass in this version....makes her far more interesting. Also I love the voice acting on Red XIII, and the fact that Cait Sith's cuddly toy beneath him has a personality of its own XD....and it almost goes without saying the Noel Fielding a la IT Crowd impression for Vincent is impeccable.

[@TheeLZ]

TFS Cid: "Never meet your heroes" FF7 Rebirth: Chapter 1 - Never meet your heroes

[@yourcollegedebt8384]

What a coincidence! I was playing FF7 on the switch when this was posted.

[@sebastianostos9354]

Wig Bill me to

[@The_GhostWind]

Me too, I was in the Golden saucer area while this was uploaded.

[@FortressWolf97]

Wig Bill I was playing it on my phone

[@FortressWolf97]

Leo Jansen oh yeah, did you know that there’s a mobile version that you can buy?

[@trippyspaceship9482]

Playing it now its amazing.

[@vc180191]

God, Reno just can't catch a break Cornholeo: "Well you're cute but I can see up your pants leg and you only got one tes-"

[@SteveGames24]

He caught a big break from Tifa's jab

[@rudrickvalewalker615]

How could I miss the Reference to Final Fantasy 8's Junction system

[@KitsuneRokaku]

Brian as Cid is one of best parts of season 3! That and heartbreaking stuff *sniffs* I'll be over in the crying corner.

[@krosshair450]

Damn, I love Cait Sith in this Abridged series!

[@Age88]

Please make a TANKCERATOPS T-SHIRT!!!

[@UncleBlerd]

YES! *LISTEN TO THE SAGE WISDOM OF THIS INDIVIDUAL* TFS!!!

[@breadmeister]

*BUY MY MERCHANDISE*

[@wyattlohr8199]

*TANKCERATOPS AND VEHICASAURS!!!!!*

[@NinjaRaVenX]

I think they did!

[@JesterTheAsura]

TANKCERIOS PART OF A BALANCED BREAKFAST NOW 20% MORE LEAD

[@onishinobi7805]

I have constantly watched the FF7 Abridged Series since its release and I always get shivers and cry when watching because of my undying love for the game and I just can't get over how well they have done the game. Thank you so much TFS for such an amazing show (game) to watch

[@bryanegelhoffsanimationtec257]

I'm not crying! There's just something in my eyes! And it's TEARS!

[@jhalilxvii]

The Bahamut joke has been one of my favorites from this entire series.

[@chrisrussell1106]

I love how Sheera's lines about oxygen tank 8 actually refer to FF8. Another nice easter egg.

[@alfredjones6130]

That last episode was the first time I've cried at Aerith's death in years. You guys packed so much new emotion into it and your great imaginations put it there. You guys just got a new subscriber. I can't wait for season 4. I swear, you guys should be on the Remake Dev team.

[@kaname382]

Sephiroths voice is nice ❤ I watched all seasons three times. Can't get enough of this

[@DPowerOfRock]

Thank you for keeping the death of Aerith sullen. It was a perfect contrast to the humour and a great tribute to one of the most heartbreaking story moments of our childhoods. ... But dammit TFS! You made me cry! D':

[@tlgami]

31:23 that was the perfect jojo reference

[@sephyyyboi]

The dude who voices Diavolo voices the Materia Keeper in Episode 21.

[@Ragnamune]

All of Season 3 in one vid? TFS, makes us all some GODDAMN TEA!!! so we can celebrate.

[@maximvsdread1610]

Tea? You limey git :P

[@dragon1130]

Also, could you clean up your cigarette butts in the back yard?

[@LordEmperorBoss]

I need to burn this to a DVD. Can I burn this to a DVD? Yes

[@DaneTheDane]

I'm stealing that idea. You're cool with that, right?

[@reloadpsi]

Don't you mean Off course!

[@refurbishedtechpriest9076]

Cid may be my favorite character in this entire machinabridged series. Writing behind this portrayal is just amazing.

[@antonhagbox02]

"Never meet your heroes, boy, because heroes are people, and people are SHIT."

[@Jungle_Twist]

I love Cids references to other Final Fantasys

[@justinpalmer3948]

Hahahaha that first episode showing Vincent’s dark side is one of the best.

[@DarkArtistKaiser]

I just wanted to say, thank you guys for making this series. Because of you, I've been replaying and even gaining a new appreciation for the series. I played it the first time back in 20..12?13? On PS3 and learned why people loved it so ,and even gained a appreciation for it myself, just as you guys got me to learn to appreciate and understand the appeal of DBZ. You guys really did the series justice, and I look forward to when you resume the series. The only thing I can say is.... "Don't **** up."

[@jecapeter]

"I'm taking this to the moon and you can't stop me..." *MEEEEEEEP!!!* *crash* "I'm okay..." 😅😅😅😅

[@mrjoecharles]

Lol "number 8 has this weird junction system-" best joke in the whole season

[@thecreed1212]

Yeah I think a lot of people miss that one

[@messupmachine9212]

Woo uncensored F-bomb! 41:50 What a hero!

[@Briansgate]

Kudos for playing it straight at the end.

[@Kevin-bw5ol]

Shera's FF8 jokes are priceless. Mission Control was hilarious!

[@MaxineTehPanda]

Ive started playing ff7 again and since watching I keep hearing the cast voices when they talk in the game. Its scary xD tells you how much ive watch these videos

[@damnumonkeyballs]

I always have it on in the background as i play lol

[@MaxineTehPanda]

3 years later and I’ve started over once again… got my boyfriend into this series, he didn’t make it past uh nibelheim in the original and he’s playing the remake. I keep trying to “correct” the lore from what it used to be but eh 🤷🏻‍♀️ must say though, cloud is a lot sassier in the remake vs original. Must say though I’m digging him so far xD

[@purelojik]

honestly you guys have made me love cait sith. this is how i thought his voice would be too

[@joker5637]

35:07 "We don't know how to get out" That voice cracks me up. LOL.

[@sebastianvega4576]

As much as I love this series and you guys, I also think you would do a great job dubbing and reinterprete this story in a serious fashion. You guys captured this game´s story really well and it is obvious that you guys love that game as much as me. Thank you for everything.

[@Stragus_Macleod]

This was great. I hope season 4 is coming soon!

[@yrevra2407]

The reference to Cid in Final Fantasy IX, is GOLD BABY! PURE SOLID HILARIOUS AWESOME SAUCE GOLD! I LOVE IT!!

[@mayamarie3367]

Absolutely love the portrayal of Cid. Such passion behind his inspirational speeches. That and his relationship with Shera is strangely adorable. Cid may be brash, but he's a hero at his core.

[@levipara1996]

"Did they know materia would eventually have to fit into sword holes?"

[@isaacthelastn7687]

Hey guys just a heads up. This video was hard to find. Besides that keep doing what you're doing. Means the world

[@koreanelvis]

This is my tenth time rewatching this and I can’t wait for the next season!!!!

[@vengefuldeth]

Cid is my favorite character in this and FF7 in general he's so great in it

[@DarksideGmss0513]

Im watching this almost 5 years in the future and Final Fantasy 7 Rebirth is about to come out.

[@Sora-is6cg]

I really enjoy this season. By far, the best voice acting and touching scenes so far. I ESPECIALLY enjoy Cait Sith. Loved his emotional scenes ("BECAUSE I F$#+@'ING HATE MY JOB!!!!"), and I nearly cried for him (even though I know how his story went). Please, keep up the beautiful re-telling of this beautiful story!!! For the planet!!!

[@SaMMich_TiMe]

@3:50 cloud talks about his dream... I know the pics from kingdom hearts but the line about fighting a monkey in a tie.....is that a smash reference because DK?

[@GhilliedWDB]

"Then I fought a gorilla with tie" you mean Donkey King in Smash?!

[@Bj0rgsen]

32:10 I just noticed that you brought ProZD to do the voices, what an awesome pick!

[@nostalgiaverse9892]

I can't wait for the next Season!

[@synaesthesia2010]

dammit, i knew Aerith's death was coming and it still got me

[@alphagin4779]

"You thought it was a Answer machine but It was I Di oh"

[@alphagin4779]

You got to love the JOJO's reference

[@samtico8477]

With the recent news of the discs for the remake, the intro joke is even better 🤣. How did they know?

[@jonathanflanagan1504]

"Cloud, if you don't biggity bounce your ass up out of this bed-" That kills me every time.

[@TDI_CharlieBrown]

Time remaining for HD remake..... actually, you were almost right on if you had put in one year instead of five

[@wingzero7X]

I love that in that serious moment I had to burst out laughing with “Were you having dreams about HOJO!!!!!!!!”

[@Ryukoreed]

"Number 8 has this strange junction system" ... I got that reference! Lol 😆 🤣 😂

[@eldersonalix1349]

One great hour of goodness

[@hixsongarren]

"your mom's in rehab cause she couldn't keep up!" good god thats dark

[@guardian08527]

Now with the "official" release date set in stone for the Remake of FF7. What will come first? The game? Or the season 4 finale of Machinabridged?

[@FutureDeep]

Remake (Part 1) will come first.

[@nathanevans1382]

@@FutureDeep Well you're probably wrong.

[@michaelwilson5114]

I think Mog is my spirit stuffed animal

[@eddkyo]

whoever voices cid, did a great job! 😂😂😂🤣😭

[@xander_21]

Agreed

[@jjbb84x]

Funny how Barret threatens Cait Sith with the exact same fate he gets a chance to dispense on President Shinra himself in the remake 😂

[@thatoneguy225]

Episode 23: “ then Some guy with a gun blade showed up and after a quick talk we both agree 13 is the worst number” Sooooo much kingdom hearts

[@sky-chan2022]

It is a f-ing FF13 and FF8 reference...