Tears in Beards | The Official Podcast

[@aguy2162]

Wendigoon would’ve had an aneurysm with this episode

[@vinyldash2333]

I'm glad they don't usually subject guests to these kinds of episodes lmao

[@sexonlithium]

​@@vinyldash2333 some of them roll with it though sometimes and it becomes a great episode 😂

[@trollerpilotxiv3079]

Same with Justin Whang

[@starscanscream3184]

Someone fill me in. Why?

[@sexonlithium]

@@starscanscream3184 he's a devout Christian he would've been grossed out.

[@oroboros88]

The whole deadpan bull conversation had me in tears holy shit

[@chopsandtoots]

I got married in my parent's backyard. We spent under $1000 and it was a total blast! We had beer pong, bags, playing cards, and a bonfire! It was very laid back and it was a great day.

[@중학부-튀르키예지진]

Cool! Hope you had a wonderful day

[@Arbaz3102]

Sounds fun as hell! Was in the 2000s by chance? Lmao

[@shroomger5900]

i'm glad you managed to make your wedding memorable and affordable at the same time

[@chopsandtoots]

@@Arbaz3102 no this was actually this past August! We got very lucky with the weather too

[@chopsandtoots]

@@중학부-튀르키예지진 it was a blast and everyone said it was one of the most fun weddings they had gone to!

[@goosie6579]

I just squatted 255 for the first time and I guarantee I couldn't have done it without listen to the official podcast baby let's go!

[@lestachio801]

Jacksons astonishment about running out of a renewable resource was really something

[@Posh145]

He always been this ignorant and dumb.

[@PixelWolv]

The music starting and then stopping for a moment for kaya to say "that was a gross episode" was a great addittion tbh

[@PixelWolv]

1:04:54 "So Gelato is Creamy and Sorbet is Sweet" Jackson do you have any idea how little that narrows this down

[@antoniorivera6861]

Sorbet is fruit purée sugar and water gelato is just a thicker version of normal ice cream

[@1Drus]

The 4 moving people at the start did jumpscared me, lol

[@RainRaiderFam]

If my husband doesn't suggest "attracting zombies for apocalypse style combat" as a way of spicing things up in the bedroom, he may not be the one.

[@mrschizo2837]

You. I like the way you think.

[@mortal465]

Even that's tame unless you end up fighting hordes upon hordes of zombies together bonnie and clyde style on your way to Washington D.C alongside other bands and gangs in your way to get the nuclear football and have MINDBOGGLING sex while intercontinental ballistic missiles holding thermonuclear payloads cleanse the earth. That right there is called spicing up your bedroom.

[@kahaeIta]

I really like Andrew's new camera angle

[@ashishbarthwal6961]

I want the old one back, this one looks like a weird nosecam lol

[@Hezelpulchre]

Idk, the angle and lighting are adding like 10 years and 20lbs on him.

[@ashishbarthwal6961]

@@Hezelpulchre agreed! older angle made him look way better

[@Hezelpulchre]

@ashishbarthwal6961 As a greying 31 year old, I don't know if looking older is what you want. 🥺 you'll see what I'm talking about some day

[@ashishbarthwal6961]

@@Hezelpulchre nothing wrong with looking your age, it's just that in this case, Andrew's adding a few more years due to that bad camera angle

[@ShadowDaPk]

Andrew is right about how good roasted broccoli is, and it's cheating with how simple it is to make it delicious. Basic: a little drizzle of oil and some salt and pepper, roast until you get charring. Bam, that's already fuckin fantastic. Choose a spice mix from your grocer or dollar store and you've got even more flavor custom to what you feel like. It's seriously so simple and tasty as a side dish.

[@vinyldash2333]

This episode feels like a return to form. I thoroughly enjoyed it

[@missing_elements]

Congrats to Charlie and Andrew for finally settling down together, it's nice to finally see them commit

[@Teruko666]

Me birdwatching: "Man, i better get up there and fly, otherwise I'm a cuck!"

[@anonony9081]

Sponsor skip is a lifesaver for this podcast lol

[@theschnozzler]

Eh they mark the sponsors in chapters so it's easy to manually skip

[@dagamerturtle]

@@theschnozzler yeah but when you listen to it in the background while doing something else its pretty neat that you dont have to stop everything youre doing to manually skip it

[@Bruhdawg69]

​@@dagamerturtleif you're on Android you could get KZbin Revanced and it has built in ad skip

[@UnstableEquilibrium]

Amen

[@JackPiLope]

KZbinvanced does it automatically

[@wardcraft9106]

The way he said REESE cup so many times made it seem like rage bait.

[@r3p0sed]

congrats to andrew and charlie on their marriage ❤

[@CrustySockh]

"that was a gross episode"" lmao love kaya

[@Lelouch358]

Just finished listening on Patreon earlier, y'all are in for a treat with this one

[@OfficialNice]

Made my long shift a good whole lot better.

[@DestindKnee]

I listened li e during the recording. He's stretching the truth a bit

[@alexbryda]

AYE what's up Patreon peep 😎

[@coltonseibert]

Always a treat with these gents

[@The.prophet.of.truth.]

When is the next episode of criminally stupid?

[@bskinner22rianna]

Bros actually have no idea how scary it can be to say no. Sounds gross to say it but it is. Especially if you don't know them since you have no idea what they are capable of 😟 Lesson is be careful exploring kinks, bad actors are all over. That transition to Mint was seamless yet bold. Made me lul ty

[@Arbaz3102]

That's true tbf

[@jessemach5817]

Thumbnail made me sad

[@DestindKnee]

really? it makes me thirsty

[@DrRAZI99]

Thumbnail made tears come down my beard

[@dnglbery_Pie]

😢

[@theintelligentmilkjug944]

Sad made me thumbnail.

[@FinnishCrystal]

Me sad thumbnail made

[@jonnyv2408]

Charlie saying Reese’s instead of Reese’s is top notch English

[@shelby5809]

What

[@sinistrality]

You wrote it the same way twice

[@jonnyv2408]

@@sinistrality yes because the pronunciation changes, not the word. For example either and either

[@anonony9081]

The prima nocta thing where someone could sleep with the wife first on the wedding night was an English thing and it wasn't super common as far as I know. It was popularized in the film braveheart

[@FlowKage]

"If we cant kick them out, we'll breed them out"

[@Xornicus]

The fucking English.

[@ThePigKnight]

Prima nocta is only from second hand sources about what countries say their enemies have done. We have no first hand sources of Prima nocta actually happening. But it’s from the dawn of time (the epic of Gilgamesh shows that he’s a bad king because he practices Prima nocta).

[@FlowKage]

@ThePigKnight Genghis didn't wait for first night. And look at us. Filthy mud bloods lok

[@chuckmarius323]

Yeah, I'mma call bs on the english doing that... they were very religious in those days - there's no easier way to get a lynch mob on your head than to force your subject's daughters to sleep with you - then there are the other nobles, who were also very religious, having an issue with their lord engaging in adultery like this who probably was married to one of their daughters, which they would see as an insult to their family... it's literally the worst decision a ruler could make, as it would piss off both his subjects and his support structure, not to mention the clergy would excomunicate him faster than it would take him to get hard.

[@JH-fp1lw]

The boys must have lobotomized Charlie at some point lol the lights are on but nobody is home

[@CornpasteTaco]

at certain points he’s just playing a video game and using them as background noises. At least he didn’t play for the entire episode in this one

[@alKEMEMARO]

He always seems like he wants to be anywhere else. Little to no input and barely ever listening.

[@plicketyplunk]

Congratulations to Matt and Monique! It did not start with Queen Victoria. Generally they were modest until Charles and Diana got married and then everyone said "I'm special. I deserve the best". Now people bankrupt themselves for week long receptions and to hell with putting a down payment on a house. And they still kidnap women for marriage.

[@StanDarsch010]

The only podcast I listen to on my 1 hour drive to work❤

[@ReetCZ108]

I can just imagine u driving past folk and all they hear is abt gaggig when sucking someone off😭 im sure u dont have it on blast but thats just hilarious to me

[@___Bruh__]

Always a Banger

[@Shazoo1997]

@StanDarsch010 Love your profile pic & name

[@___Bruh__]

@@Shazoo1997 lol Wanna go to a timeshare?

[@philipbasin2323]

This podcast can easily make my week

[@lilweez2175]

This episode had me cackling

[@wriann-ravyn8803]

my favorite salad recipe: white cheddar, baby spinach, candied walnuts (i don't like nuts so i switch it to wontons), maple cider vinaigrette, turkey bacon strips, gala apple slices. the absolute best.

[@Yugemostsuj]

Try it with some arugula mix, the kick complements the richness of the nuts and cheese

[@BobaBushido]

I didnt know what tears in beards meant but wow i wasnt expecting that lmao

[@shaggy.9430]

All the boys with webcam 🎉🎉🎉🎉

[@shaggy.9430]

nahhh

[@trollerpilotxiv3079]

Tears in beards Teards, if you will

[@silkdust8069]

Bears even

[@mickeylouisoix5976]

Hearing you pronounce creme brulee with that accent is so funny

[@spaceweirdo3412]

"would you buy a chocolate bar if it cost 9$" bro move to Canada and find out 🎉

[@juggernautz181]

weddings have been around for 4000 years, and any royal wedding would've been a large one (especially a unification wedding)

[@wavesrenegades2747]

Listening to this class right after giving a presentation........I feel dirty

[@JayInTheGreen]

John B Goodenough Also, congrats to Matt

[@The.prophet.of.truth.]

40:47 im dead 😂😂

[@camz501]

the best dessert is cheesecake fight me

[@drunkenhobo8020]

I have tried those taste test strips and I am genetically predisposed to dislike broccoli. I don't care what you do to it or how you cook it, it's still the exact same intense bitter flavour.

[@shaun1243]

With all of the tier lists, and now Charlie saying he loves Hershey's and how it's really good, it is now confirmed there's something wrong with his tastebuds

[@NathanSmeLLy]

The marshmallows on the sweet potatoes are a thanksgiving tradition in my family

[@BelovedDevil]

57:40 best flavor of cheesecake is pumpkin pie cheesecake

[@easternuganda8386]

Why is Andrew always so wrong so confidently. Everyone always just goes silent because they don't want to argue lmao.

[@wolfiemuse]

I know right haha. He needs to preface what he says with “I’m not sure about this, but I heard…” or something like that, and be more okay with being wrong or being challenged. But tbh all of the boys are stubborn to some degree, Andrew and Kaya are just the most id say

[@FatRat-ow9xm]

Andrew always pretends to be educated on shit he knows nothing about

[@Toby-Wan_Kenobi]

​@@FatRat-ow9xmthat's kinda what he built his career on when combined with humour

[@Biegspoon]

Andrew is the one who’s always wrong Jackson and Kaya are always obsessed with cucks and boogie and Charlie hardly ever has anything to say. I actually don’t know why I listen to this garbage anymore.

[@xSimone92x]

It's so true. It makes me cringe. 😭 You don't always have to say everything with your chest. IDK why he does that.

[@Old_Republic_Jedi_Knight]

47:00 if you eat poo and I find out I'm leaking that sheet 🤢 everyone will know 😂

[@silverwolf813]

Tears Stuck in the Beard could be a great song title.

[@MagicCookieGaming]

The Taj Mahal also killed lego for me, it's a cursed set

[@BBD0123]

The sweet potato recipe that Andrew was talking about at the end is called “Candied Yams” it’s a holiday food

[@Waffleyyy]

Babe wake up, new episode of Official Podcast just dropped 🗣🗣🗣

[@lilweez2175]

Bout time you bastards had all the cameras working 😂

[@dooderscoot2900]

How have yall never heard of candied yams? Thats a regular holliday dish for me growing up....

[@pvcvalley]

the diryt finger story reminded me of stutjoe from watp

[@RB028]

@40:10 Amdrew drooling thinking of Tiana

[@kanesmith5501]

You know what they call the best biscuit in Australia? Chocolate Royales. It’s a cookie base with jam and marshmallow covered in chocolate. Sold in boxes of 10.

[@jamphire_]

Gooners say it's not tears. I say I hope this one is the happy one, because I need it.

[@philllisphilllis5453]

Prima Nocta was a myth that developed after the Middle Ages from historians interested in creating negative portrayals of the dark ages

[@JurassicReptile]

Victorians were very salty about Medieval times.

[@dillonwalshpvd]

“Then I had to go to the ball game, so I dipped out.”

[@elcar5468]

Reddit readings are always entertaining

[@name_not_foundlol3143]

after 13:00 i wendiGOOONNEDD

[@chadjohnson2035]

I love how smart Jackson is

[@FrawgfithAmblose]

Smart?

[@ytnukesme1600]

@@FrawgfithAmblose I shudder at the implications of his comment.

[@josephmerlo3648]

JACKSON w the beard is an 11/10

[@thebeese4763]

Calling it a “Reese cup” should be illegal

[@___Bruh__]

Andrew is getting old

[@_moofield_569]

Tears in beards is poetic

[@alphooey]

Clucky - wanting to have babies. Like chickens

[@mehcutcheon2401]

We use that in Minnesota, and I've heard it in Colorado also, but only like 2 people lol.

[@rbee6507]

Kaya looking ABSOLUTELY guilty of some crime after the cut back from the Mint Mobile ad 🤣🤣🤣. This man's browser history has to be so egregious...I would pay a good $20 just to see one month of it.

[@mylongschlong8262]

Tears in beards is a hard band name

[@Bluejay-ft3ki]

Tears over beers

[@aaronvera6056]

i love these episodes where they talk about whatever instead of random twitter bullshit

[@bobatea321]

11:16 bring back the Australian slang corner

[@bread7932]

The modern wedding is pretty close to how the Roman's did it, also the prema nocta thing doesn't really have any evidence of having been a really thing.

[@BaneOfClout]

Was juat looking for something to listen to while i played some diablo

[@hugoruix_yt995]

the outro hit hard after

[@taddybear4244]

The idea of making kumara a dessert is revolting and probably technically treason.

[@CountGremlin]

The intro music goes hard at 2x speed

[@bobiscius956]

Sounds like an Undertale boss fight

[@urphakeandgey6308]

I think 1.75x is the happy medium. Almost sounds like a DnB remix.

[@wellwell5483]

Tiktok brain

[@elderdankspawn3973]

Maybe I just gotta be a good friend again 😂

[@Noneofyourbusiness_.I._]

Yall should do a video on operation high jump and how the U.S. deemed Admiral Byrd insane for finding a green landmass in Antarctica

[@looped__8289]

right after the r/sissy topic I got an ad that opened up with: “Do it for less!” and I LOST IT

[@lukewilsontv]

I think a lot of wedding stuff (and the world itself) has moved too far from family. Weddings used to be about the Union of a family, and sentimental dresses and rings were more important than flashy anything

[@Lilgarci22]

Congratulations Andrew and Charlie on your wedding ❤

[@RashtaEinthisB]

21:27 LMFAO

[@alexbryda]

Be warned non patreon friends this one is a weird one😂 I made the mistake of listening while I was at work 😂❤

[@wavesrenegades2747]

Same

[@alexbryda]

@@wavesrenegades2747 HAHAHAHA OMG I feel that fam😂🙏

[@neonmustache999]

Same, while eating on lunch break 💀

[@casualhamburger9607]

kaya has to be a closeted gay

[@alexbryda]

@@casualhamburger9607 LMFAOOOOOOOO😭🤣

[@Kata_the_cat_lady]

In Poland you party hard for at least 2 days 😂

[@emmealsobrook4692]

Once again feeling like I’m not the target audience but shit this is funny as hell 😂😂

[@taylorkierpiec6879]

They definitely appreciate women viewers, (as a women myself)

[@FrawgfithAmblose]

It's not really funny

[@E.IS.M.I.A.]

@@FrawgfithAmbloseyour right it’s freaking hilarious

[@emmealsobrook4692]

@@taylorkierpiec6879 listening to their man banter is so much fun. It’s like eavesdropping on a conversation in a restaurant they think no one can really hear lol

[@emmealsobrook4692]

@@FrawgfithAmblose don’t care didn’t ask

[@judaslink3588]

They put marshmallows on sweet potatoes in the south!!!! This is true. But sweet potatoes by themselves are super fore with a glass of milk. Fuck me up 😊

[@BushidoNinja]

No weddings used to be a massive deal, now it's all about the party. Marriage isn't about the party, it's about forming a union and starting a family. Nowadays weddings hold little importance to most people besides the party. The vows mean nothing to most people.

[@wolfiemuse]

Used to be a massive deal for some cultures* Cultures with arranged marriages; the common wedding pair was determined before either of them could talk, and in a lot of cases it was young girls to older men. It wasn’t a big party or ordeal or anything. It would be like a family potluck.

[@drunkenhobo8020]

To be fair a lot of the previous meaning of marriage was also the act of owning a women

[@Sue_Me_Too]

"clucky" like a hen sitting on eggs (cluck cluck)

[@yunggbonker]

jeeeeeeeeeeeeeeez this episode got blue and stayed blue damn bois.

[@edmondkarisen3937]

Bro, my family wanted to put a whole stick of butter into the stove top stuffing, and I had to fight them on it. And when I had only put to tablespoons of olive oil, they actually didnt notice a damn thing. Funny that

[@youngchili1543]

Did this podcast give Andrew the idea to make a “how it’s made” Tiktok? Because that came out almost the same day as the podcast 😂👌

[@Crazykoala35]

Oh no just as I suspected the official podcast owns Charlie’s likeness

[@AnimeMemes]

This is a certified Gamer Moment: 40:42

[@AllTerpsNoBrakes]

That mint mobile ad just triggered me. Do they not understand the currency symbol goes before the value🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@badtimesallaround]

I didn't think this would make me gag.

[@BelovedDevil]

1:11:11 sun dried tomatoes

[@christophergarcia8949]

I guess it was bad timing to eat Rice Pudding during this episode…

[@aslonz5308]

Son of Jack was about to say tomato the right way but then changed it. I wonder if he knows he doesn't have to do the accent.

[@Tyr808]

Tbh I'd rather be my normal 2024 peasant self than even be a king back then. The sheer quality of life is probably still higher in most regards.

[@Norsrensen]

I always love to be one of the first to listen!

[@MizusMartyr]

LETS GOO MATT!!! W Marriage

[@JurassicReptile]

Fun Fact: anytime Jackson states a historical fact it’s almost definitely wrong Prima Nocta is not a thing.

[@Elbow_le_Shelbow]

Hey, not knocking the candied sweet potato thing, but they’re only good during thanksgiving. The only time they SHOULD BE SERVED.