The Official Podcast

[@reapeashooter2]

Holy shit, an episode where no one is in frozen stasis!

[@JimTheKid]

Whenever Jacksons cam is not working they should use a long gif instead of a picture

[@justthomas2488]

Pretty common not gonna lie

[@johblin]

@@kaishedan37 on loop for the entire podcast

[@yeetbaljeeet5435]

Zed V when?

[@yeetbaljeeet5435]

@Zed V noo, when tf did anyone ask lol

[@zincsaucier8881]

Kaya is a living mood ring.

[@idkwhattowritedownhere]

Give me hate comments on my newest video

[@retsboon8162]

That mood ring is having mood swings

[@yeetbaljeeet5435]

JOHN JOHN He didn’t say he’s a mood tho, he said he’s a mood ring cause he’s changing colors idiot

[@EddieBurke]

JOHN JOHN ah yes, the coveted Johnathan John.

[@FauxNoir]

@@EddieBurke had one in my highschool, crippled stoner

[@dee6561]

Sometimes they just have this moment where they all just stop talking for 5 seconds. It always makes me smile for some reason.

[@firstlast4688]

It always think theres something wrong with my headphones or phone died

[@luckylovescats]

@@firstlast4688 same

[@pearasite]

Whats your pfp from?

[@judyli9779]

From a world renowned author to a actor that was in the hit movie “hunger games” to a winner in the national callmecarson gameshow, what can we do when Charlie takes over every job in the world?

[@justthomas2488]

Did he win that?

[@lluciassuarez]

@@justthomas2488 yes

[@bulletsandmilk1985]

Women are loud

[@lluciassuarez]

@@bulletsandmilk1985 james charles

[@lackerstacker2146]

Aye do you guys mind listening to my latest songs?

[@mbgal7758]

The mosquitos don’t care about their babies. They lay their eggs in a puddle and go. Scientists have determined that mosquitos don’t benefit anyone and they don’t eat any other insects that’s population will explode without them. No animals that eat mosquitos exclusively eat them. Furthermore animals that eat them as part of their diet would be better off eating other things as far as a caloric cost/benefit goes. They also do some pollination but there is no plant they are the exclusive pollinator for and other insects do it much better. They’ve been researching this for a long long time and normally I wouldn’t be in support of genocide but in this case I think it’s justified. Mosquitos are responsible for so much sickness and death worldwide. Malaria, zika, West Nile virus and dengue just to name a few. Over a million people die every year because of them, I think they’re asking for it. What else would get away with killing a million of us every year and not be eradicated? Not to mention the shrunken head babies born to mothers that had Zika while pregnant, that alone means they need to go. Just if anyone reads this do your own research before you sign a petition asking the government to save mosquitos. People are actually trying to stop this because I know we are supposed to love and save all wildlife. I think this is the exception, like diseases that we eradicate. They got to go Wasps are actually very important, they eat insects. That’s what is so critical about them is they keep the numbers of other insects down or else those numbers would explode. They also do some pollination much more and better than mosquitos. Wasps only attack you if you’re by the nest or if you mess with them. Mosquitos bite you to survive. Fuck them

[@smoochmgooch2360]

As someone who lives in a mosquito heavy area (florida) I gotta ask does this apply to everywhere or just certain regions? If so, someone please eradicate those little shits.

[@StrictlySlug]

K

[@soap9277]

Where's the fire nation when you need it?

[@meganmetalcore]

Mosquitos are the deadliest living creature in existance... i say yeet um.

[@Anteatereatingants]

''if mosquitoes went extinct: Mosquito larvae are very important in aquatic ecology. Many other insects and small fish feed on them and the loss of that food source would cause their numbers to decline as well. Anything that feeds on them, such as game fish, raptorial birds, etc. would in turn suffer too. Mosquitoes can be wiped out but the ecological damage that would be necessary (draining swamps/wetlands, applying pesticides over wide areas), along with strict regulatory enforcement, would make eradication not worth it unless there was a very serious public health emergency.''

[@googlespud6387]

All of them: look pretty normal Charlie: *you want some bread and wine*

[@JimTheKid]

Charlie: remembered that time I died and came back 3 days later

[@patrickbaklava7297]

Charlie: you guys wana go kill Sharon Tate?

[@s_369]

“Woman are loud” - Charlie 2020

[@zwakblaze3596]

@@RunKirbyRun tf is that enchantment table language

[@ankitchauhancr7]

@@s_369 I see you're a Carson fan

[@verynoiceroxx542]

Next Episode: Jesus brings familyman Vin Diesel on the show.

[@objectifymutahar1869]

@Dayton Crandlemire I don’t understand wat this reply means

[@pingupenguin1464]

Lol

[@coldbear8538]

@@objectifymutahar1869 you wouldnt understand family bro. Granny shiftin double clutchin. You neva had me. You neva had your car. You neva had family.

[@nickkiaffas7256]

Plzz. I'll do anything....🤦‍♂️

[@jeremiahking2072]

God don't bring retarded Jesus comments to the podcast comments

[@dynam1te_st1x]

The Avatar rumor was that the Netflix producers wanted to make the remake darker in the tone of Game of Thrones, but it was confirmed by the original creators to be a myth. The reason the original creators left was because they had very little creative freedom on writing it.

[@goodguybrian9764]

At exactly 47:50 you can see kaya has another human being in his general presence, way to go kaya for learning how to tolerate them and form some sort of relationship with them, this is a step in the right direction and i have high hopes for his future

[@beyblademoses5379]

Mosquitoes avoid Charlie because he has no blood. It's just gamer gunk.

[@itai7809]

it's a mix of disel and gfuel

[@joewapp1]

itai lmao

[@rustroomofdoom]

I love how at 1:06:01 after talking about Kaya’s girlfriend she comes into frame and slowly closes the door

[@luckylovescats]

lol

[@miggiecheeze]

“Woman Are Loud”- Charlie

[@khai5210]

Is that true? Why's my wife so quiet in bed then

[@JimTheKid]

It's true though

[@jacksoncarter2881]

Is that true? Why's my wife so quiet on the floor then?

[@Phys1nk]

@@jacksoncarter2881 Yeah she's been in the bathroom for about a good three days, I don't know what shes doing

[@PowerpixelYT]

Im just confused why my mom is putting sugar in her nose. I dont understand, whats so nice about putting sugar in your nose????

[@superanto8763]

andrew started off as beeing the most hated and now he is the most beloved of the 4, truly one of the greatest anime arcs ever

[@foolipe1903]

Related to Avatar, what people forget is that the legend of korra was also done by the same creators. Honestly I'm more hopeful for the netflix adaptation now that they're not connected to it.

[@beabijee]

Them: Talking about what bugs to keep Me: You’re forgetting the roly polies

[@totomoyo005]

why is kaya's skin going like caramelldansen

[@JimTheKid]

Linus slapped him in the face with some RGB

[@burr69]

It’s just Turkish radiation in the air

[@mohand.7798]

@Ellis Dee is it? Can we get a certified gamer to confirm this?

[@jessica-qr4wu]

a

[@luckylovescats]

@@mohand.7798 yes it is

[@AvidDreams]

Clicks on Genetically Modified Mosquito hears the word Pedophilia

[@AvidDreams]

Clicks on fight sim the word again

[@dr.frankenstein6434]

@@AvidDreams yea that shits pretty annoying i saw iy on a bunch of drawing videosthe other day too

[@idkwhattowritedownhere]

GIVE ME HATE COMMENTS ON MY NEWEST HATE VIDEO, NOW!

[@sugnoma667]

Hears

[@AvidDreams]

@@sugnoma667 oof

[@superbad8008]

Jackson, the mosquito apologist.

[@999_silence5]

The only intro I would ever listen to consistently. I just love the beat mane.

[@nintendope8837]

Jackson is an emotionally traumatized female mosquito confirmed

[@two-bitmathews8896]

“If bees disappear we’re all fucked” - Albert Einstein

[@chrish344]

The last time I was this early for any Culling I had to pay for battle royale matches

[@shermanarstal]

The ending of Arkham Knight leads perfectly to a Batman Beyond game.

[@gurgferguson292]

I like Kayas reimagining of avatar they should hire him

[@PatrickM-nw3ss]

Avatar in any form is disgusting

[@GioViDa]

@@PatrickM-nw3ss You're free to think that.

[@bigbig173]

Andrew: Let's switch topics away from negative topics 5 seconds later Charlie: So do you think they use Big Mouth to catch pedofiles?

[@madman2241]

Jackson going full Pleakley like "protect the mosquitos!"

[@JimTheKid]

My dog bobs his head to this intro

[@BurnoutBushido]

That's awesome lol

[@s_369]

Your dog might have a case of idiophatic head tremor

[@JimTheKid]

@@s_369 lol he only does it to music

[@Phys1nk]

Starting school at the 22 best highschool in the nation, this has been great background noise for the massive amount of homework I have. Thanks you guys

[@noblesseoblige1076]

Good luck with all of that. Hope you get through it.

[@Phys1nk]

@@noblesseoblige1076 Thanks man

[@Mr.Ripper113]

Mosquitoes are just little vampires that come out at sunset and ravage the night until morning.

[@slippymcnut]

Charlie's podcasts are so wholesome

[@OrthodoxVar]

Emmmmmm

[@Teriyucky]

Why does Kaya look like he used one of the super stars from the Mario games

[@theplayablecatalog3199]

Jackson fails to realize that half of all the human deaths to have ever occurred were caused by mosquitos.

[@mooseking7545]

That’s not true, there is no credible proof, its just some weird guess. The half thing was only in the 1900’s and for that to be the case everybody had to get it at least once. The real number is closer to 5%

[@theplayablecatalog3199]

@@mooseking7545 and 5% of all humanity is still 5 billion people.

[@theplayablecatalog3199]

@@mooseking7545 However, I will not concede and try my best to find the correct answer using mathematics. Since death rates from Malaria Rank up to 1 million deaths per year, and if we localize to Continental Africa, With a population of 1.2 Billion and 230 Million cases. We can say that for every 1 Billion people, 200 Million will catch Malaria in the year. This means that for every 1000 people, roughly 200 people will get Malaria. Furthermore, with the lack of Health Care, we can also say 200 of the 200 people will probably die. For simplicity's sake, let us say that out of 1000 people, 200 people will die from Malaria-related deaths on average. So now that we got our numbers, how many people lived that long ago. Humans have existed for 300 Thousand years, and 200 Thousand of those years happened within Africa. We only started heading for Europe 100 Thousand years ago. So we can safely assume that for 200 Thousand years of human history, we were at the highest possible risk for Malaria and other mosquito-related diseases. Especially with the lack of proper clothing. Moreover, the Human population back then was likely ranging from 100,000 individuals to 300,000 people. So with our crude rule, we can say that 1/5 of these numbers died from Malaria on average. So let us use the Number 200K (right in the middle) to get a vague estimate. So on average, out of the 200,000 individuals, 40,000 died from Malaria annually. So after a span of 200 Thousand years, we can safely assume that roughly 8 Billion people have died from Malaria alone. Thank you for listening to my Ted Talk.

[@thug2217]

The official podcast is the best podcast.

[@GingerHead.]

Actually its the only podcast

[@GingerHead.]

No others exist

[@JimTheKid]

You mean the board burgers podcast?

[@OrthodoxVar]

It’s because it’s official

[@johnkapusta3237]

jackson is actually moving... must be a paid actor

[@flocksterj4782]

The title sounds like something from Hunter x Hunter

[@Helpfulhelp]

Not wrong

[@Helpfulhelp]

@Tim Batman I know, IT is a really gay film. I honestly prefer the older versions of the film

[@jitbrady7158]

This is where the fun begins.

[@luckylovescats]

fr?

[@thatchev3127]

The Borneo parachuting cats story in is a good example of unintended consequences. I don’t think we could wipe out an insect or species without expecting some kind of ramifications

[@alexbryda]

"Do 🪳 have nipples?" I swear I've never laughed so hard in my life😂 it came outta nowhere 🤣

[@dquihuis3537]

The thought of children using golf clubs to beat toads. LMFAO jeezus

[@BuckBuckle]

Both Japan and China have done exactly that thing about spreading disease ridden insects and pests.

[@YouKnowWho-fx4fw]

Man Charlie you were quite the game show contestant

[@royal_throck2983]

"Women are loud"

[@bird111_gg9]

There greatest crossover event in history

[@gravemindpenis]

Those 5 lines of dialogue was definitely the peak of the show

[@craigofcanada773]

Hey Andrew, that's really cool that you're getting good at cooking. Keep at it

[@xade4861]

Congrats on winning the game show charlie!

[@justchrisv.2731]

I'm a fairly recent subscriber. I didnt know the podcast was a thing. Im happy it is. Thank you

[@TheKayasto]

Andrew: "Kaya just wants hitler 2.0" i believe it.

[@jacobmetalcrafter6259]

The mosquito thing reminds me about the idea (not sure if they did this) of introducing a parasitic wasp to kill emerald ash borers in Canada. They apparently would only target the emerald ash borers, but I don't see it that way in the long run...

[@mohand.7798]

Episode 195 and I still can't get enough of that intro

[@ZtDizzzy]

Ah yes I can’t wait for your next installment in this saga

[@mohand.7798]

@@ZtDizzzy Oh you're the guy from two weeks ago haha I don't know what to tell you man I really dig the intro

[@OrthodoxVar]

Nani

[@mohand.7798]

@@OrthodoxVar ?

[@sumner7976]

That clap sink was impeccable

[@diceking]

Kaya's out here flexing his gaming keyboard.

[@Anonymouseyoutuber]

21:00 that scene *was* awesome

[@TheLaLeeee]

52:18 Yo Andrew, I'm pretty sure snake venom is used in some medicines, so we definetely should not genocide them. I can't believe no one brought this up, it's even on the pharmacy logo with the snake coiling around a cup.

[@ZarHakkar]

"If you want to keep listening to the podcast, do a thumbs-up." *Me:* _does a thumbs-up_

[@nintendope8837]

00:35:54 notice the colour matching the actions of Kaya

[@SmashMacVideos]

Andrews description of mosquito men sounds a lot like Buzzwole

[@rider3098]

BEEF TESTOSTERONE VS REQUIS, this needs to happen.

[@nateh75]

yes god vs god

[@tjbullis1491]

When big mouth came out i had multiple friends who recommended it to me and thought it was hilarious. Keep in mind we were all around 14 to 15. I watched a few episodes of it and ended up stopping because it just weirded me out way too much lol.

[@crunchylettuce5446]

Mosquitos: They are the food of many species, but nothing only eats mosquitos so we could get rid of them without suffering too much. Cockroaches: Don't benefit the environment that much, we could get rid of them. Wasps: Don't pollinate often or as much as bees, and destroy populations of bees, which we need on the earth. Due to their stingers, they aren't eaten that much. We SHOULD get rid of the worst species of this insect race. Centipedes: Do well as a predator and as prey for insects that like to stay in subterranean conditions, it is ill advised to remove them

[@bootmanbill6973]

That advertisment patent was actually sonys for playstation interactive ads where there would be a mcdonalds ad and you'd say "I love mcdonalds" to get rid of it

[@DeepDarkSamurai]

Kaya figuring out the bill gate mosquito conspiracy

[@IanTheGabriel]

RGB Kaya doesn't exist, he can't hurt you RGB Kaya:

[@EbinDesu]

Bumblebees (lat. Bombus) are the cutest little bugs!! They are fuzzy and round and they will stay on your hand for a while to rest and chill and you can softly pet them and they don't mind!! They are my favourite bugs and I am getting emotional over them

[@thatskyparrot-turtle5052]

Sadly they are endangered :(

[@PBart7]

*imagine being a mosquito apologist*

[@HeroOfTheDay16]

Lmao mosquito men makes me think of a bad 60's sci-fi film

[@ZtDizzzy]

The fly?

[@HeroOfTheDay16]

@@ZtDizzzy that might be it i think i seen something rediculous like thst on tv when i was a kid

[@darkstarcaster]

You need bees. That keep the flower life spreading and growing. Without them, Earth dies

[@alonityy]

I'm pretty sure these guys are gonna sacrifice a child for the next podcast

[@poopingturtle7978]

Can any of us really even begin to act like Robert Patterson is going to be remembered as anything other than Edward? 🤣😂🤣💀💀💀

[@aodtonix]

He's actually a great actor. The Twilight movies are just so god awful that even good acting wont save it.

[@1993ToyotaPaseo]

The lighthouse

[@poopingturtle7978]

scapegoaaat I can agree with that!

[@poopingturtle7978]

Edwin Cuevas Never heard of it

[@benward3702]

Never had a Kinect but I have one memory of my cousin telling me to leave room while he bought a movie for us to watch.

[@7miners454]

5:45 thats wat i do with my phone i did it with movies and yt videos i have dose this technique for so many fliping years

[@jackbattaglia2665]

0:07 hey that’s my name

[@tjbullis1491]

Lol Charlie ate his words about Elden ring so hard lol.

[@niko3648]

46:15 I think it's most likely your blood type they can smell it or something. I think I heard about this somewhere can't remember where.

[@mega7070]

32:25 Italian Stallion was also Ricky's nickname in the films. I assumed it was a reference to that as more people are familiar with that than the porn film.

[@Hixx367]

What we really need to cull is The Culling 2

[@ModernDayMalice]

Y’all need to 100% Arkham Knights story+. Then you’ll understand where Batman is at.

[@prasunkumar117]

Bruh those Riddler challenges are ass

[@thetexanhusky]

Oh boy. Them saying that Elden Ring won't ever come out ages like milk.

[@finger541]

the only podcast i listen to funny as hell

[@LapisGoBlue]

Charlie should play animal crossing again

[@youngsheldon6996]

No he shouldn’t

[@carsongeorge8199]

I would love to see the messed up conversations Kaya has with his gf and him telling her his conspiracies.

[@Trapshack]

i wonder if kaya ever got his drink..

[@servingtime]

I have tens of mosquito bites on me rn and this made me itch veryvery bad

[@clarissa1811]

jacksons face is back!!

[@hazeyillusionz9393]

Best “I’ll buy you time “ character death recently for me was the old man in japan sinks man went down a hero 😔

[@chiefbull1187]

I have O blood, I’d do anything to get rid of mosquitoes

[@BestDailyClipsChannel]

Great epi as always

[@ZtDizzzy]

Ah yes your cerebral cortex must be enlarged

[@cvrlos583]

11:00 bruh I was just talking about this w my friend yesterday

[@rawindersingh8014]

If left to this panel, half the animal kingdom would be wiped out...🤦‍♂️... It all starts with mosquitoes

[@himeliofon]

Why does Kaya look like he has the Super Star item from Mario the entire time?

[@VioletElite4]

6:14 Fun fact: I tried to pirate some Avril Lavigne songs a while ago (don't ask why lmao not the point) and my ISP found out about it and said that if I kept doing it, they'd shut off our internet plan and we'd have to go to a different ISP completely. Crazy that that can track that now.

[@OrthodoxVar]

Did you use a VPN

[@TheBackyardChemist]

Your ISP probably doesnt give a fuck by default, but you can hire companies to monitor BT swarms and send abuse notices to whatever ISP the IP address belongs to. After that, the ISP is usually legally obligated to act like they care.

[@VioletElite4]

@@TheBackyardChemist Good to know, I need to get that vpn when I get paid as well

[@aydenstarke5297]

This episode got shockingly introspective at the end

[@clenchedfistsyndrome1439]

Yet Kaya doesn’t know that if you eat less, you will in fact lose weight. That’s one of the STUPIDEST things Kaya has ever said on this podcast and he’s talked about baby strippers in a gay bar like it’s normal. What fantasy land does he live in?

[@joemamajoestar8141]

No joke the audio was Nolan’s choice. I’ve heard that in multiple sources.

[@parkermccarthy4265]

the mosquito topic reminded me of a certain uzumaki chapter

[@joha788]

I have never commented on KZbin before; but i absolutely love this group of guys. Idk how or why its appealing to a female but its awesome. The only noticeable annoyance is how fragile Kaya is while having lack of empathy to understand anyone else from their pov. Ive still loved all the podcast and enjoyed everyone on it! Jackson is soooo sweet and comical, Andrew is simply sweet and never tries to belittle one, Charlie (ive been a fan of for ever and love his content) and kaya is a lovely difference in opinion.

[@deviousmiscreant4662]

gotta say I'm disappointed, from the title I thought this would mention the shark culling in Australia. This is a massive problem and not enough attention has been brought to it especially in Canada and America which you would have brought it to. Not your fault but I'm still disapointed

[@yes-do2cw]

That's crazy bro someone should do something about that

[@sialiasialis.]

I think the movie Jackson is referring to when mentioning Rami Malek is Night at the Museum.

[@kreblz]

penguinz0 looks like when you randomize the video game character customization

[@Officer.K.]

Best episode of the month

[@bunklypeppz]

If they succeed in getting rid of mosquitos, the next things to go should be ticks.

[@baizooks]

The xbox kinect is still used for full body tracking for vr

[@lilahgarcia1676]

52:08 my snake noodle took that personally and so did I

[@bigmanbarrett6943]

Great job on winning CallmeCarson Waste Your Time Gameshow.