Tears Won't Bring Your Big Truck Back

[@smokeydoke100]

I'll bet the cashier at the impound yard deals with a dozen of these entitled crybabies every day.

[@brutha84]

Oh man now I want footage from the impound yard. It'll be great if GTOger could collaborate with them & get it happening.

[@jamesanthony8438]

Only a dozen?! We need to get those numbers up, people!

[@trishsgroi3282]

I wish the impound lot would do videos

[@virginiamoss7045]

@@brutha84 - I second that!

[@bert9311]

Yeah, it was great when "Parking Wars" was on and they showed the impound lot.

[@Kitfoo77]

Everyone is commenting about the guy and his truck but missing one important fact...we got to see INSIDE the building for a change!!

[@saberx08]

Which is actually an issue. Likely why they have it locked off!

[@thomasbonse]

@@zeros5456 Which is exactly why there are multiple layers of security. The building is likely leased, so the outside doors and windows are stuck being of normal commercial building grade. The next layer is the inside entry glassed and doored off from the lobby. Then you might have an office area attached directly to the lobby or that could be behind door number 3. After that you may have a caged off area with the servers, routers, and switches, finally you could have locked server cabinets where the actual servers are mounted. Even if you know your way around, all of these otherwise innocuous layers add up to make it take longer to reach the servers themselves. I work for a telco and it can take as long as an hour to make it through all of the security checkpoints for some buildings, before the tech even starts working. With the size of this building, probably 15-20 minutes. You have to keep in mind that no security is ever perfect or absolute, so the goal in many cases it's just to make it take a long time to bypass, which then gives time for security or the cops to intervene. And in some installations, the guards are authorized (by law) to use deadly force, for which there may or may not be notice of this possibility. (edited to fix a typo from my phone's auto mis-speller)

[@fridgewhisperer]

@@thomasbonse That is an interesting explanation of security in your business. Fun to learn about the process so thanks for that.

[@altha-rf1et]

been asking for this for a long time, need audio as well I bet more people go in their piss off then this,,

[@aricept]

@@thomasbonse Texas, where our favorite parking lot is located, is a one-party consent state. Florida, where Jeremy Dewitte is located, is a two-party consent state.

[@lemonacai]

That Volvo quickly “noped” outta there 😂

[@KaiatheSiberianHusky]

yea suddenly they are in a hurry to leave when they see the tow truck, lol.

[@TheDoomertron]

Haha I was about to write this remark. He was vveerryy lucky. A minute earlier ands Prob. The car would be gone too haha

[@boeing747-8]

"Fuck this shit I'm out!"

[@openyard]

Yes Volvo driver didn't even request the tow truck to give them space to exit.

[@aporcelaingirl]

At least he knows how to read the situation, since he doesn't seem to know how to read the signs lol. Like, I'm gonna park here too similar to this truck but wait, the truck is getting towed, maybe I shouldn't park here, I think I'll find somewhere else. Good situational awareness if not finally being clued in to reading the signs...finally....

[@Spacebanana-im5qt]

This loading dock area is a gold mine. Ive seen so many videos of people parking there, looking directly at the No Parking sign and walking off. They deserve what they get. 😂

[@nusbaumtanner]

Its a calculated risk, you just have to accept the fact that you're taking one.. which some dont.

[@joescalise4653]

The person in the Volvo got the hint not to park there.

[@slammedniss]

Tow truck guy should have driven around the block when he saw the Volvo was parking, and could have had himself a 2-for-1.

[@ConstantlyDamaged]

@@slammedniss But then the manchild in this video might have gotten back to his ute and we wouldn't have had this shining example of why there should be classes on how to adult.

[@zeendaniels5809]

Yes... The driver was like "nope, nope, NOPE" 🤣 Still sad because he wasn't towed, though...

[@danielrodriguez248]

@@slammedniss he wanted that truck

[@p1kkujuha]

- "Can I park here Mr towtruckdriver?" - "Sure you can, I'll just tow this pickup truck real quick and then I'll be back for your Volvo"

[@tats763]

Stubborn man-boy: "You towed my truck and I want it back!" Literally anyone he was talking to: "There are multiple signs warning against unauthorized parking." Man-boy: "But how is that MY responsibility?!" Every single viewer: "I'm so glad his truck was towed. SO GLAD!"

[@johanh2319]

Thanks

[@davidewhite69]

two words: ENTITLEMENT Generation

[@bobroberts2371]

Two more words DEMOCRAT VOTER .

[@crochater]

@@bobroberts2371 That's definitely a trump truck if I've ever seen one.

[@timothyball3144]

@@crochater It's just missing that flag.

[@TSKseattle]

"The tech now follows standard policy: #1: Lock front entry door. #2: Open gas valve. #3: Notify Morgue

[@darthstanley166]

Love it! Simple and easy!

[@m0jj0jj0jj0]

Ha ha ha. That’s dark!

[@stormdancer1378]

Laughing gas. More entertaining.

[@pedlpower]

Oy Gevalt!!!

[@wesley00042]

Or water. "No, Mister Bond. I expect you to swim!"

[@TheErockaustin]

Used to work at a retail store across the street from a nightclub. We had no less than SIX warning signs, and people would still call and harass us that the "signs weren't visible" enough or obvious enough, that "other people weren't getting towed", that we were horrible people for towing since the store was closed at that time. People would pee all over the lot, leave beer bottles everywhere, walk through the landscaping, throw their cigarettes all over the place, leave fast food trash in the lot, puke everywhere, etc etc. We put up a chain gate, and would frequently find it broken or cut the next day. Some people ended up getting charged with vandalism in addition to their tow fee. Security cameras were invaluable. The best part was always when I would try and warn people that they would get towed, only to get the finger or told to eff off. On those special occasions, I would reach out to the tow company personally and lend a helping hand by letting them know there were unauthorized vehicles in the lot, and "suggesting" which ones had been there the longest and needed towing first 😉

[@tinydancer7426]

I am pretty sure in one of the myriad of videos it was stated that someone of duty puts in a call to the towing company.

[@thebigguy8336]

Should have electrified your fence

[@verticalflyingb737]

"hmm yes I will spend my time and energy to cut down this fence for a parking spot instead of going elsewhere"

[@freedapeeple4049]

"I don't get it. I've been bullying people since I was a kid and it always worked before..."

[@donc2446]

Sadly, this kind of behavior does usually get results.

[@fedupwithvulgarities5229]

Don Coumbs, then, why do the people who do it think it WILL get results?

[@supersneakyshrub3975]

@@fedupwithvulgarities5229 he said it *does* get results bud.

[@carltonharris4474]

It might have worked if he had actually been a customer instead of an intruder...

[@donc2446]

@@carltonharris4474 Right, people like this frequently take small leverage and get too much with it. In this case, he had no leverage, and I'm glad.

[@Poptartles]

Who would have thought that I would spend almost 13 minutes of my life sucked into a video about a man having his trucked towed... I do not regret my choice. Thanks for another excellent video!

[@hybridwolf66]

Right there with you buddy! Literally laughing out loud as I do! Best channel on YT

[@doubllerr]

What's your ig

[@billschape]

I feel exactly the same way. Another great video!

[@joelwillems4081]

If he got arrested, this could have been a Live PD episode crossover. ;)

[@deezynar]

Click on the gear icon at the lower right of the video viewing area. "Playback Speed" comes up as a menu selection. You can choose from a variety of speeds to watch the video. The option is there to play at twice normal speed, which will waste only half as much of your time. You can send me monthly checks, remitting at the rate of 1 cent per minute I saved you each month.

[@RelativeWind]

"The officer went on to respond to other, even dumber, calls". 10/10

[@timothyodonnell8591]

When I saw that flash on the screen, I thought, "Is it even possible to have an even dumber call?"

[@EvilAnomaly]

@@timothyodonnell8591 From Officers I'm friends with...yes there are unfortunately

[@KamaKazi2006]

As an Dallas Dispatcher.. yes 100%!

[@IsoscelesKramer]

All you need here is the theme from Dragnet!

[@kennethbarber8696]

The guy opened his truck door against the car, held it there, then let off the brake pedal. This leaves a big door scrape on the car. This is typical of these guys. You can tell by the way he looks back at the car with pride as he walks away. Watched a guy in a 4x4 do this to my car in a department store parking lot. He went in the store, and I removed all 4 valve stem needle valves. The door scuff buffed out.😊

[@xjdhdr.]

Fortunately, it doesn't look like the other car had any damage from that stunt. Or at least, I don't see any at 4:40

[@xn--g5h6690ovb]

?????????????????????????????????????

[@samuelhowie4543]

Anytime you have ti move sideways out you vehicle you're parked to close.

[@michaeltaylor8835]

hahaha you mean you let his tires down

[@davidpatterson5426]

Well, at least there’s concrete evidence as to who did it if there is any damage.

[@denimadept]

I like that you called him a boy, as he certainly wasn't manning up.

[@GiordanDiodato]

Two words: Urban cowboy

[@philhunt9297]

@@GiordanDiodato One word: F**kwit Definition (for those less educated like the one in this video a stupid or contemptible person

[@user-mj4or8sh3g]

one word: nincompoop

[@greenvilleobserver9431]

Douchie McDouche and his Douche Mobile

[@agolftwittler1223]

A complete moron. But most entertaining, I'll give him that.

[@1kukini]

I love how quickly the Volvo got out of there when Mr. Tow Guy showed up.

[@mrow7598]

When your truck is jacked up enough that the "tow away" signs are directly in front of your eyes and you still don't see them...

[@SeanBZA]

Hair got in his eyes, and what made you think he can actually read anyway.

[@williamjeffersonclinton69]

In the Mojave we call those Pavement Princess trucks.

[@baddog711]

@@williamjeffersonclinton69 Or I don't care about anything except ME!!

[@truckerspike]

Ford Truck: $35,000+ Glasses: ~$100

[@somedrunkdude5728]

But I work here. But I came from out of town. *Mind blown*

[@timheidel5849]

This may be my favorite of your videos...so much going on...crybaby truck owner, a badass cop, we get to see your luxurious lobby, drunks on that pedal thing...and the best, a "1965 Chevy pickup with a 1930s Ford engine and transmission"...there is a lot going on in your neighborhood, sir.

[@n9wox]

I could tell he was a jerk how he intentionally parked so close to the other car. The rest of the video proved it.

[@BullsMahunny]

He also kinda looks like a jerk.

[@twjohnson1203]

Yes and the way he walked away then turned around to see how 😎 his truck looked.

[@leegraves8878]

Southpark did an episode about small penis anger lol.

[@MistImp1]

I was thinking he parked so close to avoid getting towed. It is a narrow alley. Had another car been close on his other side he might have been safe. No such luck for our idiot of the day.

[@harveyabel1354]

@@twjohnson1203 That's actually something many people do.

[@areoborg]

"I'm glad the cops are coming, they'll get this straightened out!" Well... you're not wrong.

[@willjenkins4195]

areoborg I always love how when people get towed they think the cops will side with them 🤣

[@terryr_zappa8193]

Cop shoulda fixed his hat too.

[@paulparker4240]

Probably the ONLY time he wasn't wrong!

[@jasonfullerton7763]

Excellent example of a complete lack of personal responsibility. Also love the 'tough talk' until po-po arrives, and then the neat "I'm so nervous I could plotz" phone trick.

[@brandonkleiser1325]

The police were actually really cool man , and the guys that towed my truck were not , I did not realize that wasnt the parking for the distillery

[@TerryAllenSwartos]

If you thought the parking belonged to the distillery, why didn’t you go to them as soon as you noticed your car was gone? Instead, you walked around to the front of the business that actually owns the space. That doesn’t add up.

[@theSpian1]

@@brandonkleiser1325 Probably should have gone over to the business to check if the parking was theirs BEFORE going to the distillery then. Lesson learnt?

[@willer3399]

Brandon Kleiser, the data center was not responsible for the tow. You were. The signs you ignored gave the number to call. Being an a••hole to the data center personnel would never have gotten you your truck back. Please explain why you originally told the towing company that there were not any No Parking Signs posted where you parked.

[@Daindrais]

@@brandonkleiser1325 Read. The. Signs.

[@desertwind306]

I miss this channel so much!!!!!! The parking lot even brought tourists from other counties who just wanted their picture taken there. The people who were towed had so many funny reactions when realizing they had been towed. The lock down in 2020 ruined this entire channel because of nothing to film. If they ever have a wall of fame for tubers, GTOger must be placed in the front row. You could never get it back again it was so unique! Thanks for the memory!! It was so much fun while it lasted.

[@seikibrian8641]

"Tears Won't Bring Your Big Truck Back" Sounds like the title of a Country-Western song.

[@Towelllie]

🎶I was drunk the day my momma got out of prison and I went to pick her up in the pouring rain...🎶

[@nthgth]

🤣🤣 Rodney Carrington needs to see this

[@runningamok]

@@Towelllie But before I could get to the station in my pick-up truck ... she got runned over by a damned ol' train! _You don't have to call me, "darlin' ," darlin._ David Allen Coe only gonna hear his name when Jesus has His Final Judgement Day! Don't be like David Allen! Y'all best know Jesus today. _Darlin'._ ;-)

[@Towelllie]

RunningAmok and that, my friend, is the greatest country and western song ever written

[@runningamok]

@@Towelllie :-)

[@BaltimoreShipspotting]

What happens when you don't tell your kids, "no."

[@virginiamoss7045]

Exactly.

[@MartintheTinman]

👍

[@KenJones1961]

Or, "It's not your fault."

[@Kelz_X]

Let him try that down in Cherry Hill or EA! EA!

[@virginiamoss7045]

@@KenJones1961 - Or "That's soooo unfair."

[@bryanrobertson6844]

Love the "follow the angry, entitled towee" locator map in the video. Genius🤣🤣🤣

[@gtoger]

I'm glad you liked it. It made me giggle when I thought of it but wasn't sure anyone else would like it.

[@stormdancer1378]

@@gtoger Maybe some "Q-bert" animation with it next time. (@$!@$!!#&@!!&&%)

[@annieruthalsbrooks6256]

I so enjoyed this video!!!! Why, why, why did I saw the signs, parked anyway, got towed, but, but, but I can make them bring my truck back...cause I am very wise as well as dumb.

[@davidewhite69]

@@gtoger when I saw the animation pop up I thought it was going to be with some crazy chase music, like Benny Hill, still, it was funny without it

[@andysux1]

Looks like he's never taken accountability in his life

[@tinydancer7426]

He skipped/missed that class.

[@Jakehava]

@andysux1, Could it be that his "parents?" never required "accountability in his life (sic)"?

[@Jakehava]

@@tinydancer7426, Perhaps that class wasn't ever made available.

[@kcjazzcat7822]

Msybe he's got affluenza. That seems to be a malady around the DFW area.

[@jengorman2246]

OK you had my like at "He brought his own drumbeats" but the "Follow the guy on the map" portion is just next level beauty.

[@carltonharris4474]

I totally agree with you. GTOGER's got mad storytelling and editing skills!

[@VideosfromNH]

From GTOger's description up top,, "He's lucky he didn't wind up locked up just like his stupid truck." Haha.

[@rickdees251]

There must be an excellent reading school near there. People who can't read park there, they come back 15/20 minutes later and they all can read. Truly amazing!

[@persephone2706]

😆

[@office4smstande541]

Oh my Lol 😂 Love from Traceyanne South Africa 😂 ❤️ 😁. Is it expensive to get your Car back? And have you ever nabbed a Serial Parker?

[@rickdees251]

@@office4smstande541 It's typically$100 or so, maybe a bit more in a city like that in America from my experience, I'm guessing. And I'm thinking at that price people learn their lesson. Surely not in the same place. I parked in a handy capped only spot without a permit "just for a minutr at a grocery store in Ft; Lauderdale, Fl and I got a ticket in 1990 . That cost me $500 back then. Yikes ,,, I NEVER did that again. I learned my lesson, LOL! Cheers.

[@Malenbolai]

Yes Tow-ard the book

[@MarilynGoth]

Lmao exactly

[@PevsnerOG]

Kudos to whoever puts these clips together, this is so well edited and paced

[@AG-bp3ll]

I love the entitlement of it being every one else's problem he parked illegally.

[@carolinegreenwell9086]

This was an unusual one. I feel sorry for the poor tech who was having his ears burned with all the whining

[@stormdancer1378]

"Mute" nod and smile.

[@Xdreamer89]

Volvo driver be like "RUN FORREST, RUN!" 😂

[@MsTemptation]

Lol, he definitely got the heck out of there.😁😁

[@doortech8227]

Oooh too soon. Forrest got da covid19 now! 🤣

[@johnsmith5255]

The -top- (correction) tow dawg has that effect on soccer moms. 😎

[@twjohnson1203]

Maybe he thought it was a rabbit. "Runaway, Runaway!"

[@sydneyrosegillis7737]

dude just as a broadcast productions grad, im so amazed at the detail you clearly put into this- YOU EVEN MADE A DAMN MAP. SO EFFECTIVE. 20000/10

[@edithlewis9330]

I’m glad to see that this business has an enclosure that stops irate people from tearing up the place.

[@SockyNoob]

Gay baby jail lol

[@goccha]

I would bet there are many-many physical boundaries he needs to cross until he gets to anything useful or valuable :) It should be just a waiting area in the front.

[@stonedpaladin8632]

And that they have Dallas PD literally withing breathing distance.

[@IsoscelesKramer]

This guy needs his own enclosure!

[@dang48]

@@IsoscelesKramer Yup. Along with a bottle and a diaper change.

[@Kiraiko44]

He went through all that just to have a cop show up and tell him to take an uber. I swear, the entitlement some people feel...

[@johnbockelie3899]

Cheap skates like him should learn how to read signs.

[@decodolly1535]

Only surprise is that he didn't expect to be driven to the impound yard in the cop's car!

[@dcg590]

@@decodolly1535 he may have!!

[@brianwinter4019]

It's amuricah, I gotta freedumbs!

[@NewStarConstellation]

I am not sure it's entitlement, looks more like passive-agressive PD to me - unwillingness to cope with the facts

[@rustyredbeard]

Why am I so emotionally invested in the tow truck? Every time it has to flex to pick up a big thing I cheer!? And the mini map took some effort, appreciated.

[@terriemartinez9989]

I love how they usually just stand there like the tow yard will deliver the vehicle back. 🤣🤣🤣

[@thelazygamer222]

“There’s no signs” then how did you get the number hahaha

[@Z4Zander]

Logic went out the window long before he parked there.

[@thudthud5423]

Booger the Big Truck Man: "There are no signs." A small child points at the sign for him. Booger the Big Truck Man: "Uh...my truck didn't get towed."

[@nonmihiseddeo4181]

How did he not see at some of the 68 cameras?

[@raybrensike42]

That's too easy. The number was on a different sign. Where is the sign that clearly says "No Parking"? Was the sign that we could read in the video there for lawyer referral or what?

[@paveltolz6601]

What with the lift he has on that truck, the signs are almost at eye level.

[@elcheapo5302]

The split screen with the map and the guy moving around in real time was hilarious!

[@jamesfrench7299]

El Cheapo and useful.

[@keiththompson2172]

Grand Impound Auto !

[@RichardSMaloney]

should have had pacman chasing him

[@nthgth]

@@RichardSMaloney 🤣🤣 picturing it!

[@saberx08]

I called it "the douchebag tracker"! LOL

[@direyara]

I seriously hate when people just don’t accept it’s their on fault and act like they are the victim of some wrong doing.

[@terryr_zappa8193]

It's entitlement drilled into their brains. The same ones that don't think speed limits don't apply to them because their vehicle has 600 hp. They also don't think they belong at the end of a line and will cut in front because they just have a quick question.

[@FallingGalaxy]

Agreed. I think such people who get into adulthood still with that mindset can only have been massively enabled by those around them who must be the ones who give in to the person's tantrums all their life to get them to the point they think they can get whatever they want if they scream loud enough. Sometimes they're sadly not wrong since a lot of people don't want to bother with a noisy, dramatic person and will just give them what they want to get rid of them which only reinforces their entitled mindset.

[@juliogonzo2718]

I drive tow truck in a tourist town, we impound off private property a lot in the summer. Many of them say "what gives you the right?" Well the business that called us because their customers can't park there gives us the right! Then they try to negotiate a lower bill unsuccessfully. I got sent to release one on a weekend. We charge $65 to attend the yard on the weekend as office is not staffed after hours. When I got there one of the other drivers was washing his truck so they got all pissy cause he was already there. "Well they are paying me to release it, so your paying or you can come back Monday and pay for storage too." They payed then left a negative Google review

[@dougmartin7129]

FallingGalaxy , funny, you’re describing tRump. That answers a lot.

[@herogibson]

thats 90% of people's default response to things too. i think if people used just a couple of seconds thinking about things, we would see a drastic reduction in that number. however, we cannot be bothered.

[@Forced2DoThis1]

Years later I now have a clearer understanding as to why these were and ARE so satisfying. Examples of people being held accountable for their POOR choices and actually facing consequences!

[@hollowdog9049]

Sometimes you feel really good about someone getting towed.

[@veralenora7368]

Especially after he carefully parked, even pulling back then in again, right up against the car's driver door.

[@Arltratlo]

lol, there is a german word you need to google, its Schadenfreude and its on the spot true...!

[@usageunit]

@@Arltratlo Schadenfreude is my favorite emotion, long since before I discovered this channel, but I'm glad I found it!

[@muhammadmugheesaslam6115]

CORRECTION... ALWAYS :)

[@Pro09video]

@@Arltratlo By googling it sounds similiar to the swedish word "skadegläjde".

[@PC_Monkey]

Bigger the truck, bigger the baby lol

[@rsinclair689]

Lost his truck and ego in 2 minutes :-)

[@anonyninja7737]

that truck is beautiful - if somebody took that thing from me just because i was parked on some line a human being painted on the ground, i'd be VERY upset, too. I'm so glad we made towing illegal where I live. Where I'm at, nobody OTHER THAN the owner can have a vehicle towed UNLESS it has been abandoned for 48+ hours, or is posing a danger. It should be ILLEGAL for private companies to do this...... they should be getting TICKETS AND FINES they pay , so the money goes back to the city - not in some tow truck owners pocket.

[@jpdst29]

@@anonyninja7737 In a lot of cities parking is scarce, so if you were to own a business and you only had a couple parking spots you wouldn't want people parking there who weren't there for your business. I know it sucks, but considering it is private property they can pretty much tell you how it is. Would you like it if your neighbors suddenly started parking in your driveway?

[@DaveMcIroy]

Is a baby lol a very small lol? Like a chuckle?

[@ivanbima5877]

Famous wise man words

[@TheRichFather]

Brought his own drumbeats... LOL.

[@CallieMasters5000]

That neighborhood is popping with all kinds of activity!

[@danielrodriguez248]

😂😂😂😂👍that had me laughing

[@kyles6964]

This channel is better than anything Netflix has ever produced.

[@McJobless]

I hope drummer boy will be a recurring character in future episodes.

[@GiordanDiodato]

yeah he knew what was up.

[@chado3000]

That was totally random. Just a kid helping his pepaw's band setup.

[@Fuel98gs400]

And the timing was spot on, like he was a paid extra in this episode.

[@gridlore]

I seriously wrote a story in my head about him.

[@navpreetsinghthiara9019]

There was an other question how to call uber ?

[@JB-et7zs]

I like how that other car’s like ”you know what? Changed my mind” when the tow truck comes

[@MatthewWest0037]

I didn't know the sign was so simple and clear. Usually they have line after line of print you have to read, sometimes allowing a certain time frame for parking. Not these. Guess they considered saying eff it and trying, but like you said, "Nope, not tryin to spend a tow and store today!"

[@janedoex1398]

@@MatthewWest0037 it's not only one sign. There are ones every few feet !

[@MatthewWest0037]

@@janedoex1398 Oh I know. I referred to them as plural.

[@rogerwilco2]

The Volvo driver could at least rub two brain cells together.

[@jasondyrkacz8270]

Volvo driver: Oh, shit. Those signs aren't there for laughs after all.

[@willer3399]

1:40 I am sure that drink is the cleanest thing that has hit the pavement around that area.

[@tiredoldmechanic1791]

Most of the time it's the same drink, just an hour or two later.

[@SeanBZA]

@@tiredoldmechanic1791 True, you only rent beer.......... and it looks the same going in as it does going out as well.

[@stormdancer1378]

Hints the "Tinkle Timer" and "Where's my car?"

[@RogueAgent007]

That guy is exactly how I imagine guys who drive a truck like that and wear their hats backwards still.

[@RBelmont007]

I'm a 90's kid, so I still wear my hat backwards, but wouldn't be caught dead in a truck like that. I drive a minivan XD

[@dnlmachine4287]

Hes getting there, but still needs to step his game up a bit: Sunglasses go on back of backwards hat brim, or back of neck. "Tap Out" stickers needed on glass of truck. Truck Nutz hanging under rear bumper. Subtle "Exhaust Parts Company Name" sticker on upper center windscreen. His keychain lanyard is only the bare minimum length, another 18-20 inches is needed. Jeans rear pockets without embroidery is a BIG no-no. Stay gold.

[@sterntaler64]

Please don't offend truck drivers 🙄

[@351linzdoctor]

@@dnlmachine4287 🤣🤣😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣😂😂

[@ryanv1279]

A classic “truck fuck.” The only adults who should be wearing a hat backwards are army snipers.

[@madPav3L]

That little map tracking his movement was perfect, good idea :)

[@Wailwulf]

2:22 Excellent way to tell two stories at once "There are no signs." "The signs are confusing." "I'm from out of town." "I work here." "I don't see you towing anyone else." "That other didn't get towed." Forgot one: "The dog ate my homework,"

[@gtoger]

He may have tried that one as well. Believe me, he was all over the place on the excuses.

[@dgronzega8073]

"there are no signs", ok, where did you get this number?

[@theSpian1]

@@gtoger Should've played his voice... maybe apply some sort of pitch modifier at least. Might up the funny ante.

[@gtoger]

@@theSpian1 If there was a recording, I would have used it.

[@terryr_zappa8193]

He meant no signs from the Almighty.

[@openorwap5412]

I've no idea how or why KZbin has recommended these videos to me 3 years down the line, but I ain't mad - the savagery in the editing is unmatched, and I feel a solid binge-watch coming on! Bravo! 😆

[@unokitsune]

I lost it when you had the guy go around the building like a map. Still in giggles.

[@alwaysoctober4613]

That was the moment I was in love with this channel. Amazing sense of humor.

[@TheCabledawg1]

There are no signs! How did you get this number?

[@bigmeatyclaws7289]

lol😂

[@FarmerStatesman]

The cop made me tattoo it on my arm!

[@LarryDickman1]

He meant Zodiac signs.

[@bendystrawz2832]

LMAO! SO TRUE! I didn't even think of that xD

[@michaelwaters5168]

When the GTOger channel is better than anything on TV.

[@jeanette8943]

It always is!

[@Repugnantone]

Let alone in movie theaters to boot.

[@Nmdixon-cu7vm]

Michael Waters fax.

[@rogueranger7989]

AGREE 100% Jeanette 😁

[@DinnerForkTongue]

Has always been.

[@Unkown_Meli]

When he told the cop, "Let me show you a trick," that's how I knew he was definitely spoiled.

[@bruceogwin1346]

This had to be in the top 5 of my all time favorite videos you've done so far, if only a jetson scooter could have gone by.....oh well, maybe next time! Lol. Keep up the awesome videos!

[@grantbean2631]

It had a drum walk-by too. A first, I believe.

[@Pinkapotomus]

My fav was the map of his trek around the building! 😂😂😂 All I’m gonna say about the way he acted is I’m glad I’m teaching my kids to be responsible and use common sense. 🤦🏼‍♀️ My fav vid so far!!!

[@jonniehickson5599]

🤣🤣That was classic.

[@howey935]

I’ve been driving nearly 30 years and I’ve never had a parking ticket. It’s not hard to not park somewhere you aren’t supposed to park.

[@sharoneuby-62]

Exactly

[@LonnieFord-q6l]

46 years for me and I’ve never had a parking ticket either. It’s really not that difficult to read and heed the signs.

[@k.flac.86]

There is a “no trespassing-private property” sign directly behind my house and I have to go outside and tell people to get off my property on a daily basis. When I tell them they’re standing next to/ just walked past the sign, they always say “oh I didn’t see it.” Selective vision, I guess, lol. Funny enough, most of them drive trucks just like this one.

[@ZyferWarriorPrime]

​@@k.flac.86Yeah, and the they think that them not seeing it means they still are allowed to park there. 😂

[@k.flac.86]

@@ZyferWarriorPrime “soooo now that we’ve reviewed the sign that you didn’t see, kindly gtfo?” 🤣

[@ronfullerton3162]

Over a year has gone by since that last GTOger video. Man, do I ever miss them!

[@TheSmyrnaman]

The music for that stupid bar thing cracks me up every single time. 😂😂🤣🤣

[@senhowler]

Imagine paying and pedaling in order to get the Coronavirus.

[@lothartheterrible]

Between that and the Jetsons sound effect for those stupid Lime scooters...

[@nicholasrhodes4550]

Does that stupid pedal-bar thing have a designated driver, or are they drinking, too? All I see is a DUI looking for a cop to write it up...

[@mattian875]

I love watching self entitled pricks get owned. The saddest part of the whole story, is that I’m sure he still feels as if he was in the right all along

[@louisc.gasper7588]

Naw. He's the kind who knows he's done wrong, and intends from the get-go to get away with it. He'll do it again when he thinks he'll not get caught.

[@retro440]

I don't think ass wipe is smart enougt to know how wrong he was.

[@mayssm]

I used to work for a parking department. We wrote tickets and towed people. The people who chose to park in the fire lane or block people in, or not put .25 in the meter were always the "victims". First they'd cry and plead saying they were only gone 2 minutes (usually more like 30-60), then they'd get angry and flip us off, cuss us out, etc. They could park right on top of a "NO PARKING: FIRE LANE" written in big yellow letters and claim they didn't know.

[@PeterLawton]

Watching the narrated phone conversation reminded me of that Jack Reacher movie where the bad guy is on the phone trying to lay down the rules for Reacher, and Reacher keeps hanging up on him mid-sentence. It really took away bad guy's "power".

[@austenonyett5800]

Never ceases to amaze me about people that won’t take responsibility for their actions then lie and inconvenience others to fix their ills. “Woe is me, I’m a victim…” Sign of the times.

[@desertwind306]

I forgot how much I loved these videos. The good old days.... What ever happened to you, the business and Deep Ellum???? Miss you all so much!

[@Renville80]

The guy eventually relocated to a new site outside of Deep Ellum and parking is no longer a scarce commodity. Unfortunately, other than one unhinged individual, there has been no opportunity for new content… ☹️

[@el__2handed]

This is one of the most satisfying GTOger videos I’ve seen.

[@tbok75]

C'mon now, only a few of us gonna get that Get Smart reference. Nice add tho for us older folks. :)

[@sherrybrissette1614]

I'm not old, I am EXPERIENCED! That's my story and I am sticking to it. 👵

[@DinnerForkTongue]

I watch re-runs of it sometimes with my mother on a Brazilian open channel. Here we call the series "Agent 86". It's still a riot to this day 😄

[@candicejackson7474]

I'm not old (36) and I loved the Get Smart part. It was a nice blast from the past.

[@MartintheTinman]

@@DinnerForkTongue . I wonder why it's not called "get smart". That's the whole premise of the show to get agent smart, thus the name. If you're going to change the name it should be "agent 99" because she makes the show

[@DinnerForkTongue]

@@MartintheTinman Don't ask me, that's all on the translators.

[@jerillarhen]

Had a feeling when I saw the "Bro truck" coming this was going to be better than most episodes. Hate seeing that beautiful, hard work designed truck turned into a jacked up pavement princess.

[@tinknal6449]

Yep, I drive a 19 year old Ford with iffy tires that does more work in a month than that truck does all year.

[@stolman2197]

Literally part of my job is driving off road, he ruined that truck for off road.

[@richardyost2522]

A lot of boys do that while compensating for tiny body parts. This guy was an idiot. I laugh every time I see one of these lifted ‘cowboy cadillacs’ .

[@BoringIntrovert1982]

A lot of wasted 💲for sure 🙄 to each his own I guess.

[@CWINDOWSsystem32]

Seeing that well preserved '65 Chevy still being used for work was nice though.

[@dlgrayskibum]

This was the best one yet! It never ceases to amaze me how dumb some people are. But on the positive side, I've learned more from the mistakes I've made than from doing things right, and we can only hope this unfortunate lost soul has learned a valuable life lesson from his fateful mistake. 🙂

[@user-tb2jy9lu3d]

He can't believe it that somebody actually held him accountable for something. I love those tow trucks that you can back up and automatically grab the car without getting out of the truck. Of course, yes, you have to usually put straps on these further down the road. But I am a big fan of repo videos and have seen a lot of people saved by this automatic method. They can grab and go without having to worry about putting straps on while someone is trying to beat them up. Plus they can grab the vehicles more quickly in general.

[@JackDrinkn2DollarJim]

His Dad won't answer his calls anymore.

[@leeannsampson6050]

This tends to happen when you raise your children and you never tell them the word NO.

[@russs7574]

It's a concept that's foreign to his generation...actions have consequences.

[@neal5186]

Snatch truck

[@steadholderharrington9035]

The attachment on the back of the tow truck's arm is called a "Stinger" (mostly because that's what it looks like in the 'open' position). And as you gathered, it allows the tow op., to quickly get the vehicle wheel set into a wheel cradle position on the tow arm. Then it's just a matter of lifting it up and moving the vehicle to a location that is more 'secure' to properly get the tire-securement harnesses onto the wheels of the towed vehicle before they adjourn to the local impound lot with their catch-of-the-hour.

[@wstavis3135]

David Attenborough, "Watch as a male of the Karen species becomes frustrated with the lack of privilege shown"

[@chaserk21]

When threatened, the towing mirrors are extended as a show of dominance and aggression

[@tracydimond3759]

Made me think of mutual of Omaha's wild kingdom. 😁

[@IsoscelesKramer]

The large vehicle, likely a representation of a below-average male appendage size, is gone. What then is he left with? What does he have to show for himself?

[@mergenocide]

@@IsoscelesKramer With his primary form of compensation removed, he has become irate and determined to locate it. He could never show his face around the females of his species again unless he finds it. He predictably unleashes his anger upon the surrounding, normally endowed males in his desperate attempt at retrieval.

[@jamiejensen321]

😅😅p

[@CallieMasters5000]

The video quality is excellent on this one. You can clearly see the spiteful anguish on this guy, and I predict this won't be the last time you get a visit from him. Any mischief anytime soon, it'll be him.

[@timothyodonnell8591]

I was thinking the exact same thing.

[@bethgundersen9397]

I love the humor and effects on these videos!!! The "wahkachicka" music when the cop arrives is CLASSIC!!!

[@sardot4960]

I love how they can't comprehend that some cars are actually allowed to park there.

[@MrBeevee5]

Yes, and that's the reason they're not.

[@CallieMasters5000]

Like private property has to be shared equally with his big truck! He probably doesn't own any land.

[@ronfullerton3162]

@@CallieMasters5000 All his money for sometime will be going to pay off that truck! They ain't cheap. I would rather have that old Chevy truck.

[@stevenelson8560]

@@ronfullerton3162 I love one of those old Chevy or Ford trucks, beautiful and simple things that actually were built to work.

[@Quagthistle]

Yes, this parking is maintained soley for the benefit of pidgeons and as a place to relieve yourself if the line at your favorite bar is simply too long. No cars are EVER allowed to park here. That makes *so* much sence... -.- I mean, seriously, the WHOLE reason they tow people is to make room for the people who actually DO need to park there.

[@Terry_and_Dena]

Oh, I love the new complaint tracker radar.

[@jonwoodrum9478]

The ghost image of his truck being towed, your killing me !

[@christhornton1785]

Nice touch.

[@EinamUzKampo]

You're*

[@edjones8039]

How weird, this popped up on my YT page today, an oldie but a goodie!

[@jeffreyshort4531]

When I saw that it was nearly 13 minutes long, I knew that this was going to be a good one

[@LadyHeathersLair]

Me too.

[@n0ukf]

"That other car didn't get towed." He should point harder so the impound lot attendant can see better over the phone which one he's talking about.

[@771shadowolf]

Duh but obviously the trucker got more money lolz what a scam

[@killerdoxen]

Probably allowed to park there.

[@771shadowolf]

@@killerdoxen probably

[@aaroncurley2377]

Nice “Get Smart” reference. I love that old show.

[@TheHogfatherInvades]

I don't care if the drinks are bad, the dumb pedal bus bar looks fun

[@bflaminio]

EPIC GToger vid. This one had everything, except, curiously, the Jetsons scooters.

[@ogivecrush]

The scooters seem to be primarily nocturnal.

[@MrAudienceMember2662015]

David Spangler (whispers) “They only come out at night.”

[@ogivecrush]

@@MrAudienceMember2662015 "........mostly."

[@unclebozo9845]

Didn't have a Tinkle Timer either

[@willer3399]

MrAudienceMember, “Baby Snakes” 👶 🐍 FZ!

[@ciaobellagente798]

I'm Italian, right now the entire country is in quarantine. So glad I can watch all your videos :)

[@KarlHenryMartinsson]

Stay safe!

[@jtc1947]

@ SYLVIA....HOPE that ALL OF YOU ARE SAFE! Plenty of food, water and the other needs!

[@Cassiopea525]

Best of luck to you!

[@yantapadilla7945]

Stay safe and b strong....💜 From Cali

[@aussierose]

Sylvia, have you seen "I Panetellas " parodie you tube videos? they are so funny!! Loads to watch while in quarantine.

[@mr.robinson1982]

Never park underneath a sign that says "Unauthorized parking will be towed @ owners expense" & then expect to see your unattended vehicle be where you left it...this comes under the heading of common sense....but IT IS DALLAS... so you can't expect people to know how to read..

[@alizierny]

Lol

[@kokutoryuu8312]

I mean, there were no signs, and the signs were confusing. Clearly not his fault.

[@brianwinter4019]

This is Texas, I gots freedumbs!

[@joecobb5520]

@@kokutoryuu8312 There were no signs, but the signs were confusing? This makes no sense.

[@steverichards1482]

I didn't know the singer of Puddle Of Mudd was allowed to drive anymore 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@GeedsGarage]

Some people just don’t want to be held accountable for their actions.

[@MaggiesNight]

The entitlement is STRONG with this one.

[@fedupwithvulgarities5229]

Bryan Purdy, correct you are.

[@rindjint3205]

Douchebag he is...

[@Lolybelle009]

Pay for his incompetence he must.

[@jtc1947]

@BRYAN... The FORCE is NOT with him in any way!

[@thomasbonse]

Sense the dumb side in this one, I do.

[@ddavis504]

Oh wow. We getting some inside footage now. Just wanna say I really enjoy the amount of effort you put into your videos.

[@gusdogbrownlab435]

Love the 60s/70s suspense music change when the cop shows up. Got a ''Bullit'' vibe going on there

[@BobbyBjfef]

I work as a Corrections Officer at a State Prison. There are far more people like this than you would ever imagine.

[@cybertek3188]

I worked for Georgia Department of Corrections for 5 years now I'm working for Federal Bureau of Prisons at USP Atlanta.

[@Terry_and_Dena]

Sounds like this guy running the pickup has never been told no or always had his parents bailing him out on everything.

[@rocketraccoon1976]

He's a precious little princess.

[@MrBalloonHanz]

@6:25 when the minimap showed up to show his movements around the block, that shit was hilarious and the drum beat during this time was perfect! Haha

[@joselegaspi2549]

I just love that drum beat, no joke. When i hear that i know show's over. One of the best boss's music ever.

[@fehlrock]

People like this are Amazing, how the function in life is a mystery

[@Arltratlo]

Its a Darren?

[@africacarey]

Was thinking same

[@PrdDad]

This is what not having a father growing up gets society. A bunch of babies throwing tantrums. Its almost like if we don't step in they could start burning down citys. Oh wait. To late.

[@m9shamalan]

one of them is currently your president

[@PrdDad]

@@m9shamalan as biden reads from a teleprompter, thinks he's running for the Senate. Dosent know what state he is ever in. Thinks his daughter is his wife. But trumps the moron? Your severely misguided.

[@jamiemcfall2523]

guess who the one dislike is ??? hahahah lmao,,, poor guy was just scared and frustrated lol,,, sucks getting your big truck towed,, your staff handled things well

[@Shat_Tastic]

who ah almost 13mins its like a movie night !!!

[@ronfullerton3162]

Should of gotten some popcorn and a side and kicked back for this one. Still was finished way to soon!

[@ryancarver7837]

The thing that sticks out to me in these videos is how these people can't read when they park there, but somehow learn to read when their vehicle gets towed. 🤦‍♂️

[@notbismarck4181]

It amazes me how many people park in a NO parking zone and then act surprised at the fact that they got their car towed, as if cars only get towed on tv

[@heyjakeay]

Best one this year so far

[@chicagoforce2642]

You know how it is : Giant truck = small “package”.

[@waveformdistortion]

And considering how squeaky clean it is, you just know that big jacked up truck is more of a Mall Terrain Vehicle.

[@Deuteromis]

@@waveformdistortion 😂 Mall Terrain Vehicle, nice one.

[@BadDriversOfAugustaGeorgia]

Have always been this obsessed with male genitalia?

[@deathproofpony]

@@BadDriversOfAugustaGeorgia I don't know, have you?

[@friesm2000]

let alone can't drive/park it either....

[@antisoda]

Oh, how I miss these videos. They were a delight. The company that took over the premises could've made a nice side income by keeping the cameras running.

[@markhancock6694]

The hat on backward while shielding his eyes from the sun was already a good indication this guy was a Deutsche bag.