Escalade Reported Stolen! Police Response!

[@imeize]

"Everyone else is parking here, so we can ignore the signs." "But our car is an Escalade! It can't be towed, so it must be stolen!" smh

[@Dee_Just_Dee]

Just imagine, this is what passes for "thought" with some people, and we have to shared the roads, and indeed the rest of the world, with them. smfh

[@Bryan-Hensley]

Looks like even the cops didn't notice the signs.

[@eknaap8800]

@@Dee_Just_Dee: Yes, unfortunately... 😢

[@mariaweston5477]

Ok. We all must wonder why even police ignored the signs. And...two cars? 🥳

[@stevethompson6772]

@@Dee_Just_Dee The part I am most worried about is these people might also vote!

[@soupfork2105]

Well, that Escaladed quickly...

[@jamesfan2]

🤯😭

[@rustyshackleford6799]

Gaaaay

[@Karmy.]

@@rustyshackleford6799 no u

[@JohnyComeLately]

🙄😂👊🏼

[@m332csi]

You made my day.

[@CallieMasters5000]

911 recording: "Um, yeah, I parked my Escalade illegally on private property 4 hours ago, and now it's GONE, and I think somebody stole it, so could you please send the cops right now to investigate this serious crime?! I'm sure this has never happened before in a city like Dallas. I just can't understand what happened!" - "Uh, is there a no parking tow away zone sign right above where you left your car?" - "Yeah, so when are the cops coming?"

[@danhard8440]

you forgot to add that it most likely got towed because the owner that was NOT in the car was black so FOR SURE the tow drivers are racist

[@jltaco85]

@@danhard8440 and on top of that lets just assume that the ramp is going to get #metoo by the hoes at being hoes in their natural habitat at 5:25

[@popomomo12]

Dont forget to add 50 "oh my god like" in there

[@justinstevenson2061]

We’re having fun here I see.....

[@ldav2006]

This BS never ends. Stupid people!!!!

[@ArcYT]

My favorite bit is the realization of the people whose car was towed and you show the "ghost" of the car being towed as they're looking all sad. Absolute. Genius. We miss you GTOger.

[@noname-oe9jy]

What happened to 'em?

[@actaeon299]

@@noname-oe9jy stopped during the covid lockdown. No traffic, no videos. Then didn't seem to come back.

[@Steve.._.]

​@@noname-oe9jythey changed areas or something. Building is overgrown

[@gillesguillaumin6603]

5’30”, we have a word in french 🇨🇵 to name those youg future ladies, but I cannot give it up there. May be some children could read this. 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 So, we’ll stay on ” TURKEYS ”.

[@FattSlapper]

​@@gillesguillaumin6603oh..we call em "whores"

[@HarrisFS]

"It was parked right in front of that 'Towed Away at Owners Expense' sign, officer"

[@MiguelGonzalez-ul5fm]

Officer responds "exactly which of the 10 signs?"

[@darinnetherland3466]

Anyone notice the Ford pickup parked across the alley looks exactly like one that got towed in another video? Same model, paint, rims, etc. Guess he learned his lesson

[@dyates6380]

LOL!!!!!!

[@averyw.3939]

@@darinnetherland3466 Almost, that's an F-150, the other one was an F-250 or F-350. Both have the same stupid rims though.

[@badkittynomilktonight3334]

Love how it never once occured to them to check if they were in a towaway zone.

[@janetyamashige9573]

It didn't seem to occur to the police, either. Doesn't look like they considered calling the number on the No Parking signs first to check if the vehicle had been towed--maybe they finally would have if the Escalade didn't have OnStar.

[@juice12222]

I'm not surprised It isn't something that I typically think about either. It's like when people drink and drive... sometimes people do it because they have gotten away with it so many times they don't even think about it being a problem.

[@cherylsmith4826]

The cops didn't even look for no parking signs! 😆😆😆

[@nyangweso]

Them or THE POLICE!!!!

[@razkable]

they deserved to be in jail for 30 days for that lying bs not being aware where they parked...involving the cops for no reason..at least they star tracking let them know where it was before it became a big thing so they could let them know...otherwise who knows..the cop should of seen the signs about parking and put 2 and 2 together

[@jmiddleton4777]

“ I haven’t seen these ladies around the office” “I’d remember” 🤣🤣🤣

[@jfan4reva]

Never know, there might be a familiar face under that half inch layer of makeup they're wearing....

[@ralphebuffalo]

I’d remember too!

[@icondonnied]

It would be a 50/50 shot if the "woman" in the sparkly silver dress with the long ponytail was actually female....

[@destroyoute]

@@erice.1636 you straight are awkward..

[@zitrotruth6230]

So Dallas hum...? But what club...?

[@ryantres85]

"I find the red car annoying." I admire your honesty, sir.

[@ninjabearpress2574]

Were you listening to me Neo, or were you looking at the red car?

[@DizzLexic]

I'm surprised you didn't call it "Law & Order: SUV". :D

[@gtoger]

I missed a real opportunity there.

[@DizzLexic]

@@gtoger No kidding. Quit foolin' around!! :P .. hehe

[@jerrymiller276]

My wife is binge watching old episodes of L&O SVU. She ALWAYS calls it Law and Order SUV.

[@animock3051]

Christopher moltisanti

[@TheCatAteMyShoe]

Best. Comment. Ever.

[@dornob13]

"The jetsons" sound effect gets me every time.

[@jplaw2508]

It's my favorite part.

[@ouchymytoe]

Combining it with the "Nelson" laugh was a stroke of genius.

[@AdolfoWWolf]

Yes man, it's very cool and funny ;)

[@tyruskelebon6917]

Same

[@smash591]

I've been to their town and my scooter didn't make the Jetson's sound. I got ripped off!!

[@richierich4332]

Bruh anyone gonna acknowledged that these security cameras have 1080p lol great quality

[@HybridSpektar]

But no audio capabilities

[@ayl3166]

I agree. its a pleasure to watch these vids.

[@ayl3166]

@@HybridSpektar I think the added sound effects make this so much funnier!

[@Dogvinity]

The security cameras in this parking lot are better than most of the bank robbery footage you get on the local news. And banks have tens of thousands of dollars on hand at any given point.

[@pjijn6837]

I’d assume since it’s a private business and they’re constantly watching the cameras, why can’t all businesses be like this business

[@chrisolson1443]

The production value on this is awesome. You had me with the "ghost-tow" overlay as they sat looking for their car. 🤣

[@stahlschorsch]

that beeping when the women reversed down the ramp killed me

[@nothingsurprisesmeanymore]

I think I just OD'd on sound effects with this one 😄🚑

[@herlsone]

@Rick Hizzle It took me a 4 or 5 replays to recognize it from Airplane.... simply awesome

[@mariaweston5477]

Those high heels are dangerous anytime, especially downhill.

[@Turbo_The_Femboy_Fox]

The Jetson’s car sound for the scooter at 1:00 killed me,

[@Confession68]

The sound effects made me laugh. Especially the guy on his scooter. 😂

[@paulfuray8557]

The jetsons

[@billycruz2445]

@@paulfuray8557 Yupp🖖😆

[@billycruz2445]

Lol.... 😆..😅..😂..🤮..🤣..🥴

[@hanzelbook]

It's funny

[@psum6537]

Light saber!!! And the appropriately placed “fun facts”!

[@exiles_dot_tv]

I love that the red car was still considering parking there even when they saw somebody actively getting towed. Who was that genius driver!

[@somedrunkdude5728]

Texas drivers are some of the stupidest people on planet Earth.

[@taxman4072]

He was waitin' to take the Escalade's spot

[@nabilhaidar3268]

It was just a 3 point turn

[@cattiger76]

@@somedrunkdude5728 that's true ,l drive in tx 😂😂😂🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔

[@jed-henrywitkowski6470]

@@somedrunkdude5728 I'll take Texans over Californians.

[@JuiceJive]

Years and years ago, my car went missing from my apartment's parking lot. When I called the police, they were able to look up that it had been towed right away (the property manager refused to give me a parking sticker until we renewed our lease). I'm surprised DPD wasn't clued into all the "TOWING ENFORCED 24/7" signs everywhere, and in Deep Ellum no less, and put 2 and 2 together without resorting to OnStar.

[@49525Bob]

Way back in the 70's I worked for a city PD. When a vehicle was towed from private property, the tow company simply called to have it put on the towed away list. When the dummies called to report their car as stolen, we were able to send them to the tow company lot. No officer needed to waste time going to the scene. Although occasionally they did have to go to the lot to arrest the car owners who caused trouble at the tow lot.

[@JuiceJive]

@KSG unlike the streets of Deep Ellum, the back row at my old apartment complex was not a high traffic area, and cars rarely got towed. I was taking my chances, but it wasn't the first time. Also, where else would I have parked it?

[@LadyViolet1]

@KSG Parking where you live in between getting a lease renewal/moving is different than parking in front of some random business. Usually leases have a stipulation for how long you have to move out (mine does at least), but that doesn't always include the rights to parking. Most managers aren't dicks who want to point the middle finger at renters moving, so this usually isn't an issue and they're cool with you still parking there; especially since it would only really be needed for a new resident moving in. I don't know their situation, but it sounds like the manager/owner was just being mean spirited.

[@retrictumrectus1010]

@KSG The property owners should have at least some grace period. They think too rigidly. But maybe they had, but their patience ran out. It does not matter if they did not do wrong in this scenario, but it shows how greedy and power-tripping they are, assuming that they have no grace at all. But I support what they did if their tenants abused the parking space.

[@johnminyard1054]

Who said cops were smart!

[@thomasryan8218]

I think you need to get a stripper pole mounted in the lot.

[@floydlooney6837]

Would not be out of place in Deep Ellum, really

[@godsrealname]

I support you

[@timsmotorcyclediary]

There was a yellow pole on the north end of the lot.

[@sanchog5704]

Too many fat girls pass that place.

[@meredithbenjamin6694]

It might be nice to have men dancers too. Why always is the entertainment for guys?

[@Illegal_Alien84]

Today's video was like a movie, it had everything.

[@imouse3246]

Except a puddle after that lengthy 'squat'.

[@johnnosiennek7066]

Bar the drugs deal going sour !

[@mariaweston5477]

illegal_ alien84 Even a scooter!!!!

[@Illegal_Alien84]

@@johnnosiennek7066 Pot Twist: The drugs were in the Cadillac

[@Illegal_Alien84]

@@imouse3246 I was expecting that, but maybe in the next episode

[@jontrelfa8972]

The sound effects are amazing. I couldn't stop laughing at the scooters...

[@janettetimms3620]

Reversing beeper got me🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@jackha9192]

Same XD the scooters lmaoooooo

[@leert2698]

Jon Trelfa the Jetsons would be proud.

[@Joaquin77]

hehehehehehhe

[@stoopingfalcon891]

Yeah I cracked up when that happened too lol

[@dlgrayskibum]

Generally speaking, watching videos of illegally parked cars being towed away would most likely be very boring. But kudos to you for the masterful job you do of editing, which today brought a well needed chuckle to my day. I thought this was one was very entertaining, and I hope educational for those who need to be educated on the consequences of parking their car where they should not be parking.

[@jussayin4858]

I don’t know which was funnier, the Jetson’s scooter, or the Star Wars light saber sword. Oh wait, then there’s the “Recorder” music played while the Sexy Tow Truck Driver danced, and the humiliating sounds played while the “streetwalkers” we’re in the alley. 🤣 I was truly laughing out loud.

[@bradclapp4022]

Correct title: How many idiots does it take to find an escalade

[@nimmy7129]

the idiots didn't find it just a phone

[@B247E]

Would the answer be 'as many as it takes to ask someone with common sense'?

[@justgiz]

More like "How to waste cops time by finding a towed car, instead of calling the number on the signs"

[@worland6429]

@@justgiz 20 signs on the wall, he looked at them and was "NAAH, They would not.... It must be stolen!" LMAO

[@BladedAngel]

1:46 Hey man, don't kink shame. That red car is just into being towed roleplay!

[@TheArcher143]

kinky

[@tlf.]

You're here too

[@stormace695]

Heyo you are here XD Luv ur vids btw

[@eun5oo280]

Jaidyn Charles This is a 3 month old comment, what do you expect

[@eun5oo280]

Jaidyn Charles He’s big youtuber, turning notifs on will ring his phone/pc every second

[@plaid13]

I wish they were still making more of these videos. Always amusing.

[@donniev8181]

YES! The company switched buildings, that's why. I suggested to him in the comments that he should rent the garage/loading dock portion of the building just to keep the channel alive. I figured with over 300k subscribers, the YT revenue would more than pay for the lease agreement.

[@indridcold8433]

GTOger has everything, drama, laughter, sadness, tragedy, breakups, romance, action, adventure, car chases, and more!

[@wileecoyote5749]

Calm down

[@spaceflightcrewmate1934]

And sexy tow man

[@hopelightninstrikem8167]

And the awesome/funny sound affects!

[@nelsonclub7722]

not to mention suspense...killer storylines...a great cast....

[@crBudgetWatches]

Pee, poo and vomit too

[@legacyoftheancientsC64c]

I laughed way too hard at the Jetson's scooter.

[@utrak]

same lmao

[@Angelwing1705]

I have so missed this Chanel! The editing , fun facts and sound effects are hilarious! You the best!!

[@quadrupleh4226]

@@Angelwing1705 all the sound effects are too good

[@nicedoppy2077]

was like Nelson Muntz from the simpsons just passing thru Ha Ha!! (scooter background sound just like Jetsons air mobile!!)

[@legacyoftheancientsC64c]

@@nicedoppy2077 Haha!

[@teejaynumber13]

Red Car: "Hey guys! Can I park h..." Tow guy: "NO!!!" Red Car: *cries and runs away.

[@delightfulsunny]

More like Tow guy: "Park if you want.. we can come back for you" Red Car: "Gee no thanks."

[@AudieHolland]

More likely the Red Car was an obsessed tow truck fan. Ooh, you're going out on a tow? Can I follow? I swear I'll be quiet, I won't get in the way!

[@barbarakilman271]

As a former owner of a valet parking company I love your videos. I worked at a nightclub and I would point to the signs and get told I was lying. 👀 Or I better not have the car towed

[@CatMuto]

"You'd better not illegally park here, then." Because then there'd be no reason to have a car towed. =)

[@aurinslady7119]

Two things popped into my head watching this....1. re: girls, how self absorbed we have become and 2. very few people are aware of their surroundings.

[@tootz1950]

It's truly depressing.

[@handlebarfox2366]

it never fails to amaze me how no one gets run over

[@Audrey-fu7bi]

Amen. Oblivion is bliss until reality (towing) smacks ya in the face lol I know the girls were into selfies and all Kim Kardashian-like but I am just glad they had fun AND in a group. Smart enough to do that at least.

[@TreeFreak]

I honestly thought they were strippers just getting off work.

[@JuannyRum23]

@@TreeFreak Guessing Halloween weekend.....but just as easily could have not been

[@edithlewis9330]

You know, it never ceases to amaze me when people ignore all those signs, cameras, and intercom that speaks warnings to them, but then finds that it’s very important to ACTUALLY READ the signs and then make that call when their vehicle is missing. And they have the nerve to get upset when they have to find a way to get to the tow yard and pay the fine. ME? I would rather learn from other people’s mistakes, than my own. It’s cheaper that way.

[@Morpheus-pt3wq]

Congratulations, you´re one of the very few (we count in millions at most) amongst billions of stupid people, who don´t read... they don´t even think - they never learned to. The guy in video thought, he´d be okay, since there are other cars around. That´s a sheep syndrome - "others do that, so i can do it too". But BEWARE! You can always fall into this group of stupid people, without even noticing, what happened to you. Comfort is our greatest enemy.

[@robroy497]

Pat of my job is parking enforcement, 9 of 10 vehicles I've had towed were right next to a no parking sign. I was ticketing a car when the owner came running up. Him "what are you doing!?!" Me "ticketing your car, this is a no parking zone." Him "how would I know that!?!" Me "this no parking sign right here next to your car."

[@alexa.davronov1537]

Many peopel are completely ignorant to others. It can be understndable. That's why they often pay for it. Basicallly they are non-techable. Incapable to learn.

[@2nickles647]

Plead stolen. No sirrrrr....I didn't see da sign....neber seen any sign. Loaadddd. I know I'm sureee der was no signnn ...

[@adelacoburn1396]

Ha ha...scooter guy had me laughing, still laughing.. sound effects are freakin hilarious as always. Thank you.. =)

[@BlackMagicBliss]

I know I'm late to the party, but I absolutely love the overlayed videos of their cars getting towed as they stand there looking confused 😂😂 I'm so glad I've discovered this gem of a channel!

[@JoeOvercoat]

Yah the overlays are a great touch.

[@studmeister1977]

I love the Jetsons sound effect as the scooter drives by at the beginning. lol

[@lscn12]

I spat my wine on that one xD

[@asterix811]

I love the Nelson-esque “Ha-Ha” as he speeds by

[@hopelightninstrikem8167]

That was amazing and funny!

[@jared7897]

I thought it was because the guy was dressed looking like George Jetson looking for a good time

[@AzimovTube]

Thought the local police would be well aware of your infamous lot.

[@janthony6010]

Azimov Valinor doesn’t matter. You always have to treat every call as if its 100 percent authentic. Same thing with the streamers being stream sniped by viewers.

[@AzimovTube]

@@janthony6010 For sure I understand they have to respond, but would expect the first thing they ask is if they have rung the tow company before the police.

[@MineshaftSparky]

It’s Dallas, what’d you expect?

[@generalkenobi5173]

@@AzimovTube well they probably expected the couple called the tow company so didn't bother i mean its just common sense.

[@clmaynor]

I had a car towed in Dallas many years ago. I thought it had been stolen and called 911. They were able to immediately tell me that the car had been towed and not stolen. The tow company reports to the police the license plate numbers of all towed cars. Can't believe the police didn't know this before they even arrived there.

[@jeremycarter]

GTOger, I just busted a gut laughing when you added the truck beeping sound when she started walking backwards on the ramp! Priceless man! 🤣

[@Audrey-fu7bi]

Jeremy Carter, same here! Also when she squatted down! The other sound I loved was that dude looking through his girl’s purse and that clown horn sounded!

[@Frossiart]

It would have been funnier if she had a "wide load". :)

[@MichaelGreen831]

This just showed up again in my feed. Thanks for the memories! Can't wait for you to get back to making videos!

[@josephjackson4335]

The “haha” from the guy on the bicycle around 7:55 is funny lol

[@ratedrsuperstar1148]

Joseph Jackson ....it's Nelson from the Simpson's....and it's an electric scooter....!

[@mariaweston5477]

Joseph Jackson Epic comedy!

[@CallieMasters5000]

Nelson Muntz, the voice of our times.

[@harveyabel1354]

@@CallieMasters5000 haw haw! ;)

[@sunsungoaway]

@@ratedrsuperstar1148 I did that once, when I was driving down a street where the school zone lights were still blinking. Someone got on my tail then whipped around me, gave me a dirty look and hit the gas. Not 2 minutes later I drove by him and the police car that had pulled him over. Couldn't resist, slowed down to almost a stop, rolled the window down and yelled "HA-HA!" like Nelson. The cop waved me on and I went on my way

[@harrasika]

This video is a masterpiece. There's just so much weird stuff going on in a quiet alleyway. The editing is also on point. I really like how funny all the random sound effects and fun facts are. And the chill music is a cherry on the cake.

[@andrewallan6802]

The sound effects are the opposite of ‘random’. They’re perfectly chosen!

[@alandunlap4106]

I liked the "ghost cars" being towed away . Nice touch!

[@gobbletegook]

And bar closing time can be oh so confusing when they have half a brain!

[@jessicawilson5915]

Honestly; I found one of his videos by chance and the fun edits and music he puts in is just so good I keep coming back- finally subscribed :)

[@denimadept]

@Burger Pants Several clubs and performance venues, actually. Deep Ellum is what I think of as a party zone.

[@raitchison]

The typical life cycle of a Cadillac Escalade: 1. First "owner" leases it for 5 years with a 7000 (total) mileage allowance because that's the only way they can (kinda) make the payments. 2. Second owner buys it at auction for 20% of the original MSRP and drives it until a combination of GM quality and lack of maintenance (oil was changed once just before turn-in) start to take their toll. 3. Third owner buys it at a buy-here-pay-here used car lot, "rents to own" a set of 24" wheels and drives it until it's stolen and set on fire an abandoned lot.

[@ihatecrackhead]

also the first page of the owner's manual

[@MrRohanThomas]

Same thing happens in the UK.

[@alexandermikhailov2481]

I’m glad I bumped into this channel. These videos are very well filmed and cut and are immensely entertaining. I think this is a new word in filmmaking, a resurrection of silent movies at a new creative level. Two thumbs up!

[@Kizzmycntryazz]

I love it when the Random alien scooter sound goes By lol

[@bacsatamas7798]

I remember it from the Jetsons cartoon

[@horseluver4ever623]

@@bacsatamas7798 "alien scooter"

[@Kizzmycntryazz]

The Jetsons lol I couldn't think of that sound or where it came from. thank you I giggle every time I hear it

[@PatrickC139]

It's freaking hilarious

[@beverlyarcher3744]

I love the tow truck music without the recorder

[@NintenGamer]

I would say Mr Dancing Tow Man is an employee of the towing company AND a fan.

[@gamelard1963]

i still dont know what this business sells after watching for almost 3 years.

[@joshuacecil5487]

Server space

[@gamelard1963]

@Joe Casson i always miss the videos in which he does. i only watch his videos like 5 days a month

[@maximdubois1145]

Computer repair services

[@greensteve9307]

It's literally the second item in the FAQ.

[@beverlyarcher3744]

I read it every time and still forget 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@mikeharrell287]

Great job - good for you I am astounded at people these days. Not just the folks parking in well-marked no parking spaces, but general stupidity & selfishness & entitlement. So many people think rules do not apply to them for whatever absurd reason. Keep it up GTOger !!

[@SmokeDogNY420]

"Two thumbs up." "A cinematic masterpiece in 10 minutes." "Best score of the year." "People of all races tackling uncomfortable issues." "Drama like I haven't seen in hours." "Protagonists I could empathize with." "Casting of the extras was spot on." "Hard to believe the budget was only $237." "A cautionary tale about business parking." "The dancing numbers were just plain fun."

[@CoastalKite]

Bravo IDBM. Grammy awarded

[@Frossiart]

Siskle and Ebert would be proud. Great Reviews!

[@free322001]

When is this out on DVD? BTW, I read Tom Cruise passed on this film.

[@spooks196]

Masterful, simply masterful. The story for me summed up in a single word... compelling.

[@annieberardino8732]

That sit move is the drunk “my fucking heels and legs hurt but I gotta keep up with my girls” resting pose. I’ve done this, thanks for giving me more reason to cringe at my past lmao 😂

[@gobbletegook]

It also keeps the 'Vaseline' she lathered herself up with before going out on date night flowing

[@Cheesus-Sliced]

The funnier part to me was the clear difference in comfort walking up the ramp vs down

[@AnimeSunglasses]

This is why having a pair of flats in a plastic bag in your purse is a genius move.

[@Cheesus-Sliced]

@@AnimeSunglasses alternatively: just wear what's comfortable.

[@AnimeSunglasses]

@@Cheesus-Sliced well yeah, but I'm not gonna demean someone choosing to be fashionable at a party. Just be prepared for afterwards!

[@ShantiForever]

I don’t know how or why I’m here, but I can’t stop watching these videos

[@teejames5098]

same

[@everlasting9292]

Yep. I had one recommended to me and now I've watched like...8.

[@angelicakelly829]

It's the sound effects and facts for me. Lol

[@tcaustine6680]

the captions are gold haha

[@lythiascanlon2131]

Me too!

[@RyanDVA63]

The Jetsons sound for the scooters are amazing

[@OptimusShr]

"Cadillac has added several anti-theft features to make the Escalade less of a target for thieves" You mean being an Escalade isn't enough of a deterrent?

[@FluffballKitties]

😂🤣

[@luvondarox]

Lol, and here I was thinking that the "incline deterrent" was just a handy, free hazard light feature to make towing easier.

[@FoxEarGaming]

waht you talking about? put some gawd awful 75 inch rims on it and you got yourself a ghetto cruiser.

[@anttimaki8188]

well, certain vehicles are a bit easier to steal, therefore those are used more for "free" ride. i had a old car once, used a steering wheel lock on it, car was never stolen.

[@BeagleLove13]

😆😆😆😂😂😂😂😆😆😆😆

[@HankJr.]

*Parks in a parking space in front of a building plastered with no parking/towing enforced signs on nearly every square inch of the face of the property* “Our vehicle is gone, no way it was towed from this building with a thousand no parking signs, call 911” 🤦🏼‍♂️😂

[@TheEDFLegacy]

I mean... Anyone who would want a Cadillac are pretty short on brains in the first place. 😅 Most American brands these days have absolutely atrocious reliability.

[@godbluffvdgg]

Yeah, you're right...Anyone under 30 is a fuckin idiot!

[@godbluffvdgg]

@@TheEDFLegacy .Hey, pal...FUCK YOU we have about more cars, made in the USA, that are more reliable than the rest of the worlds auto makers COMBINED! You don't know ANYTHING about cars and your opinion was provided to you...Just like we assraped Ferrari in 66 with a ford, we're still assraping foreign bullshit...I'll take a Chevy 2500 4X4 over a Bugatti anytime for reliability...

[@generalkenobi5173]

@Theresa Kierans Kierans the police officer did notice the signs but must have thought the owners called the tow company first before phoning in a stolen car. I mean wouldn't u call the tow company first before phoning in the police?

[@mongofriend3478]

Illegally parked vehicle owner: “Other cars were parked there so I did to”. Home intruder: “Other people were going in that house so I did too”. Sounds legit. 🤪😂🤪💩

[@bill45colt]

looters in a riot,,,,,,others were breaking and entering and stealing, so i did too,,,,,

[@bill45colt]

others standing around were committing suicide, so i did too,,,,,same logic

[@kameeI]

Mongo Friend herd mentality

[@flagmichael]

@@bill45colt I never heard anybody say exactly that, though.

[@edgexl8327]

Seeing the Ghost of their vehicles being towed away always cracks me up

[@MrsTrafford]

They looked for SO LONG before they reported it stolen. 🤦🏽‍♀️lol GTOger, the sound effects on Rapunzel were fantastic!

[@HybridSpektar]

I only wish these cameras had mics. I'd love to hear the interactions

[@PurplePinkRed]

I wish too. I think GTOger said in a Q&A A long while back that it could open him up to legal action. Same if he installed sprinklers/water squirters.

[@jacobw703]

Doubt the audio would be any good, even if it was legal like PurplePinkRed said.

[@MidgetMalone]

The truth is they keep the audio for themselves. Or maybe I do that. I forget.

[@ABirdOnTheMoon]

Audio recording is illegal in Texas

[@shamelessMEOW]

Yes me too

[@yackawaytube]

4:46 - the driver of the jeep probably asked the ladies "How much?"

[@KNByam]

I would too.

[@rayhib]

For what?

[@Razuleh]

@@rayhib dirty stuff, let's just say that.

[@rayhib]

@@Razuleh i still dont understand

[@Razuleh]

@@rayhib How old are you...?

[@danielcohn-bendit701]

I love the “drumbeat” when the tow truck arrives. It just cracks me up.

[@Pants4096]

You REALLY outdid yourself with the sound editing on this one! Fantastic!

[@TgrHwke]

" 'Cause I'm a model, you know what I mean And I do my little turn on the catwalk Yeah, on the catwalk On the catwalk, yeah I shake my little tush on the catwalk "

[@Frossiart]

...does a little _pooot_ on the catwalk, yeah on the catwalk, as I do a little _POOT_ on the catwalk..,.

[@boyd19043]

Little turn on the pisswalk

[@327JohnnySS]

Right said Fred . . .

[@pcam21]

I'm too sexy to be towed

[@Qboro66]

"Oh geez. I almost forgot someone got towed." Best line of the video!

[@thejaxter6384]

I love all the sound effects and voice overs. The flute version of Careless Whisper was epic 😂😂😂😂

[@esdeekay4344]

"Go away, red car..." LOL!

[@dianasalazar7966]

Es DeeKay 😂😂😂😂😂

[@dianasalazar7966]

I read your comment as it happened on the video 😂😂😂

[@jeffryblackmon4846]

"Others did it, so it's okay." Riiight! Sexy tow man is a funny addition to the video!

[@Jennifermarie493]

5:20 is how ridiculous 'influencers' really look like behind the scenes lmao

[@cat1554]

TBH I think they're strippers

[@MrKkdkk]

@@cat1554 what's the difference? Pfffft..

[@davidr2421]

I've been influenced by some strippers

[@1ChiefHD]

@Azahel 452 I think, you can watch tourists and wannabe influencers doing strange pictures pretty often in paris, don't you? I always have to smile when I see them somewhere in switzerland.

[@1ChiefHD]

@Azahel 452 Oh ok i do understand. I'm happy not to live in a region that lives from tourism. I somehow even get angry sometimes when I see these idiots building a queue so everybody can take the same picture another one could send them or I wish they wouldn't be there when I just want to chill.

[@Sevenly7]

Look at those police brains at work folks! All those officers and not a single one went "you parked in a tow zone." Would be better to burn that tax money for heat.

[@LucianDevine]

8:47 I was totally hoping you were going to say that the police are able to use resources like GPS and radio directional tracking to find the 12+ signs that say 24-hour customer and employee parking only.

[@paulatiredofthisshit]

I CAN'T BELIEVE the cops don't know!! They live there! Entitled and stpd

[@TRPGpilot]

@@paulatiredofthisshit Imagine not directing them to the posted signage and going off to find other more imortant matters of law to attend to . . .

[@ConnerV]

“I don’t know if I have enough cars for a video..” 10 scandalous dressed girls: *Allow us to introduce ourselves*

[@BLOODKINGbro]

Down a red light alleyway. Nothing to see here..

[@howardshubs7157]

In that area? Oh please. They're just out for some fun.

[@jfan4reva]

"Yes ma'am, our Escalade was stolen the other night and it ended up in a parking impound lot. Does our insurance cover that?"

[@N.A._McBee]

In one of your vids you ask why people like to watch your tow-videos at all. I do it because of the strange Leisure Suit Larry atmosphere you create. The funny noise you've put to the scooters alone is simply genius and crazy. It's these surreal things you use to enrich the otherwise boring surveillance recordings which make your videos great atmospheric fun. Thanks for being so creative!

[@aleksyblack]

Dude you’re perhaps the best editor on KZbin. I’m being sincere, your sense of humor is fire😂

[@fathanrahmanda893]

Absolutely true

[@nicholasblount7989]

No cap

[@blogengeezer4507]

..'Light Saber'? Hahahahah

[@TuribioTanusSalis]

I agree. 🤣🤣🤣

[@staycool163]

When oh boy started dancing, I laughed out loud and did a snort laugh at that! That was great! 😂

[@Deuteromis]

Cadillac: Expensive to buy, expensive to own, expensive to fix.

[@leslieberwick7315]

But cheeep to towwwww......

[@HiThere-sc2jr]

That's why you get an excellent extended warranty

[@wymple09]

My mother owned 8 different Caddies over the years. Never had a bad one, would not buy anything else.

[@billolsen4360]

@@leslieberwick7315 Same price to tow as a Yugo?

[@gisselohacker6988]

Just the sound effects alone makes this a joy to watch. ^^ And I think all the signs need to be simplified, for not even the police could put two and two together.

[@Yell0wSmileY]

the scooter sound FX are absolutely THE BEST.

[@stevencooper2464]

06:40 History making event: A man actually finds what he is looking for in a womans purse!!! There must be a tear in the fabric of the space-time continuum!

[@mikeylikesit6588]

Steven Cooper hahahaha this is an underrated comment.

[@nomusicrc]

It would be funny if the car was still listed as stolen and they got pulled over

[@muskokamike127]

hahaha, ontar spoiled that though......

[@nomusicrc]

Muskoka Mike “why does ontar say my escalade is at a tow company when it’s been stolen what do you mean look for the tow company signs I’m like a person who owns a bmw signs mean nothing to me”

[@1228carlito]

Then we see them on LivePD

[@nomusicrc]

@Stellvia Hoenheim sure? Smh you shop at Walmart don’t you lol

[@LuizAlexPhoenix]

Calm down, Satan. People have died because of stuff like this, got a call from the police and went to recover their car but were stopped on their way home and you know... "They could have been armed so we unloaded two guns and a Tomahawk missile into them".

[@BeFaithful00]

My guy with the light saber and the scooter/jetson hovercraft had me rollin’.

[@adamjones-ps]

This was by far one of the funniest videos you've ever posted. Love the sound effects. The Jetsons scooter and whatever that sound was of the girl squatting.

[@builtontherockhomestead9390]

All those tow signs on the wall are apparently just there as decorations.

[@jerrymiller276]

You assume they know how to rede and rite gud.

[@whateveritis3103]

Well Xmas is approaching....lol

[@mollym6408]

For the Holidays they need christmas lights. The signs, I mean.

[@UnknownNameUnknownNumber]

Nah, they're Americans, it's not like reading and comprehension is a essential skill they need

[@JonDoe..]

How many officers does it take to read a sign? Well who knows, those signs are unread till this day. Crack detective work guys, turned a 30 second job into a full on 'investigation'.

[@azurblueknights]

@Jack Stucki I mean, common sense says that the first thing the officers would have asked is if the couple had read the no towing signs. But then again, they were also only operating off of whatever information the couple had provided, so they still had to treat it as though the vehicle had been stolen. And if it had been a slow night so far (which is likely, as the bars don't close until the wee hours of the morning anyway), the officers were probably looking for *anything* to do that wasn't patrolling the same path they'd likely been on all night up to that point.

[@hamsterama]

@Jack Stucki Also, could be that this lovely couple never told the officer that they were illegally parked. Without any additional info to the contrary, it could be that the officers just assumed that the lovely couple were authorized to park there.

[@hamsterama]

​@Jack Stucki Oh yeah! The first question that the police should have asked is, if they were illegally parked - but they apparently didn't think to ask that.

[@em1osmurf]

as a victim of the dallas pd, i fully endorse this moronathon. they're famous for being fudpuckers.

[@TheEDFLegacy]

@@hamsterama Especially THIS parking lot. You'd think they would have this parking lot flagged in the system for "Instant Karma on KZbin Violations."

[@johndaugherty7465]

"HOW DARE YOU TOW MY ILLEGALLY PARKED CAR!!!" /Yarp

[@Dargonkin527]

after it being there for 5 FREAKING HOURS!!!

[@russs7574]

Got to be the shortest investigation on record. Owner: My Escalade was stolen. Officer: Dumbass, you parked in a tow-away zone.

[@TreeFreak]

The very bad recorder playing is just epic.

[@MrFrazierNation]

Epic indeed

[@Fyodor48]

Wendy Austin dude, I watched this twice and the recorder playing went over my head! (I blame my tinnitus 🙄) third listen 👂 yep I heard it fine. In my defence it was a super packed upload. This has to be in #GTOger’s top five best uploads.

[@unloveableandre]

What, where?

[@TreeFreak]

@@unloveableandre on the video. You know what a recorder is right? Musical instrument almost every kid had to learn in elementary school?

[@GotrekGurninsson]

Almost everyone just calls it a flute a recorder is a type of flute.

[@billclark6688]

1:14 I drive an Escalade the rules do not apply to me!

[@casey2140]

You hit the nail on the head

[@Bryan-Hensley]

I didn't notice that. He did look at the sign

[@eknaap8800]

....And I'm black.

[@beisinge]

Yep and that's him littering.

[@esotrodiat4441]

I was laughing from the get go :D. 1st was the "there're other cars here so I can park here too", then the SVU with the ladys, the light saber sound :D, and don't dismiss the "HA,HA" kid on scooter ;D . You really had me cracking up!

[@harrydoherty8299]

my 1969 caddy fleetwood had the lights on the side go in when turning . what a beast it was . the back doors were bigger than the front doors with foot rests in the back seat ,

[@Terrance07]

“Go away, red car.” That’s hilarious, considering that he/she constantly following the tow truck. Be ironic if they got towed for pretending lol.

[@Dfox773]

It's amazing what yall catch on camera. The content literally creates itself

[@saiyansnake]

6:05 Dat drunk stumble tho 😂😂😂. I legit wonder how many drunk people from that bar/club got saved from a DUI because they got towed......

[@xxboonisbadfortnitexx1549]

Lol

[@Beezlie727]

Only if they first "slept it off" & got their car in the morning!

[@marcussinclaire4890]

Screw the DUI, I'm always wondering how many lives are saved each night. Stupid drunk drivers.

[@JustFrancHere]

It's probably a confused stumble like you're racking your brain so hard you kinda lose focus and start walking on autopilot.

[@Jr-qo4ls]

That dancing tow truck driver cracked me. Couldn’t stop laughing for a long time.

[@MsNoPixel]

It blows my mind when people use the “well other cars were parked there” excuse because they don’t know if the other cars are customers/employees or not. Just because other people are parked somewhere it does not mean it’s okay for you to do the same especially when the signs clearly state that parking is for *customers/employees ONLY* & you sir are neither a customer nor employee therefore you don’t have the right to park there, doesn’t matter if there’s other cars or not, just worry about yourself & pay attention to signs! Living in Philly I’ve learned very quickly that signs mean everything because there’s literally a sign every few feet giving you all sorts of directions on when, where & how long you’re allowed to park somewhere. Other cars being parked somewhere doesn’t mean shit, those other cars are either parked legally because they were authorized to park there or they’re gonna get towed because they parked illegally/didn’t have authorization. Blows my mind how people have that group mentality of “other people are doing it so why can’t I”... if other people are jumping off a bridge into a river where there’s tons of jagged sharp rocks are you gonna jump too? No? THEN DONT PARK YOUR CAR INA PLACE JUST BECAUSE OTHERS ARE PARKED THERE! It’s the same idea. Edit: Btw I’m sorry for the long ass comment but this kinda stuff really pissed me off because every single time I’m in the city everybody & their mom just parks where ever & however they want & the same thing goes for just driving around the city in general, people just do whatever they want, drive on wrong side of the road, use middle lane to speed around people, make left hand turns from the right hand turning lane, etc, etc. I could literally go on for days.

[@kathyyoung1774]

Can't all of us hear our mamas saying to us, "Well, if one of your dumb friends jumped off a bridge ....". ?

But if you ask people from Philly, every time anyone gets a ticket, its the PPA's fault.

[@kathyyoung1774]

Sadly, Personal Responsibility is not a concept among many young people. I made a sign for my classroom wall when I taught middle school: "The most important thing of all is to find somebody to blame." I could judge maturity level by whether the child through it was funny or serious. The Dean asked me to make her one.

[@tarnsand440]

Makes me realize as a teacher; too many people haven't matured past junior high.

[@helidude3502]

SheClutches The world is falling apart before our eyes. Apparently nobody cares.

[@tawnacallahan1385]

I don’t know what algorithm brought you my recommendations, and what made me watch this entire thing but you are hilarious, great editing.

[@Kiwigames27]

"If it's an Escalade, It must be stolen." Yep. This must be the answer.

[@mikedv7954]

How much did the police charged the City to cover for this irresponsible/stupid citizen incident? This guy should pay for it.

[@UMadUCauseBad]

I seriously never get tired of the Jetson bike scooter thing sound

[@RT-PD]

Wait, that’s what there called?.

[@UMadUCauseBad]

@@RT-PD lol the noise is from the jetsons, an old cartoon. just google or youtube the jetsons theme song youll hear the noise

[@flagmichael]

By now I can't imagine the scooters _not_ making that sound.

[@9brutus08]

I didn’t know this was in Dallas, I just found where this is. Imma dance to the cameras now

[@immaleaf4964]

and get towed??!!

[@9brutus08]

@@immaleaf4964 nah just dance to the cameras

[@immaleaf4964]

@@9brutus08 .......ride the Jetsons scooters

[@latenightcake5881]

I wonder why people park there for so long , are there night clubs right by there or something

[@zoggrog8823]

west end or deep ellum?

[@-_IT_-]

The scooters just make my day!! Let me be clear, the scooter editing makes my day!

[@shaunolinger964]

Dude, you seriously have WAY too much fun with this!! LOL nah this is awesome man. I can't believe how people behave.

[@DarthYall]

The lightsaber sound effect had me in tears 😂

[@muhammadghifari2379]

"68 MINUTES LATER" We were so close

[@jeff1595]

Damn 😔

[@BurnPerimeter]

whY

[@shaithriel]

I thought the shot of the couple sitting on the ramp with the super imposed _"Ghost of Escalade's Past,"_ was masterful. 💪🤠🇺🇸

[@VFRyan800]

Had to pause the video as I almost lost consciousness from laughing at the recorder rendition of "Careless Wisper"!!!! hahahhahhahhahhahhahhahhah Niiiiiice! Edit: I went back and watched/listened to that part at least 7 times 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@soinelle85]

The sound effects and captions had me in stitches. Perfect music choices for every instance through out the video.