The 10 Types of Programmers you'll encounter.

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@TechLead
@TechLead 3 жыл бұрын
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@kostasdrakakis8386
@kostasdrakakis8386 3 жыл бұрын
From the first minutes ,I could say that you have changed
@kamranmammadli5850
@kamranmammadli5850 3 жыл бұрын
the way you addressed your message to Chief diversity officer position was fascinating...Lol, it is really true...Unless you are LGBT or black man, you dont have rights to take the position
@realfreedom8932
@realfreedom8932 3 жыл бұрын
TechLead is it too late for a 34 year old to get into programming, i work in finance at the moment?
@justjess4969
@justjess4969 3 жыл бұрын
It's funny you think that being an ex employee of Facebook or Google is desirable.
@ECleanX
@ECleanX 3 жыл бұрын
you missed the imposter type @techlead just go for it. I am a black asian trans lesbian male though. I am expecting to get hired at TechLead next week for 1 billion dollar salary to write code in COBOL and Fortran for Fullstack Web Development. Thanks Chief!
@sergiocharles5445
@sergiocharles5445 3 жыл бұрын
The intern: "I'm really excited about the next chapter when I'll be building a button"
@KyleAlexanderkneeGrowPlz
@KyleAlexanderkneeGrowPlz 3 жыл бұрын
🤣🤣🤣🤣
@helloworld7313
@helloworld7313 3 жыл бұрын
Lol i used to be that intern, i pretend to be excited
@besllu8116
@besllu8116 3 жыл бұрын
Not just button, it is button app.
@scriptKiddieOG
@scriptKiddieOG 3 жыл бұрын
Hahah!! 😂
@aberba
@aberba 3 жыл бұрын
😂😂😂😂
@abhishekthaker5654
@abhishekthaker5654 3 жыл бұрын
"You're just a basic Asian male. You cannot be our diversity officer" lmao
@droneguy69
@droneguy69 3 жыл бұрын
Why you being racist?
@droneguy69
@droneguy69 3 жыл бұрын
@Greg Eremeev lol
@droneguy69
@droneguy69 3 жыл бұрын
@Greg Eremeev why you racist
@Tchalla101
@Tchalla101 3 жыл бұрын
Racist
@mazenbraika2069
@mazenbraika2069 3 жыл бұрын
@@Tchalla101 it’s a joke. Had you watched the video you would’ve understood
@nicolaskeith8872
@nicolaskeith8872 3 жыл бұрын
"using HTML technologies" wow, that sounds advanced. Let's hope James gets back soon.
@test1729
@test1729 3 жыл бұрын
SMH
@mustafaaljanabi4818
@mustafaaljanabi4818 2 жыл бұрын
keep dreaming
@nameunknown007
@nameunknown007 2 жыл бұрын
Javascript, CSS... lmao
@axatax9092
@axatax9092 3 жыл бұрын
html technologies
@TrogledyWretchedII
@TrogledyWretchedII 3 жыл бұрын
don't laugh, that nonsense made me $$$$$ in 97 :D
@sasquatch989
@sasquatch989 3 жыл бұрын
"So you can't code?" "I'm part of the no-code low-code movement"
@JonMarkSearle1
@JonMarkSearle1 3 жыл бұрын
"and now we have our infracoder, steve" "Hi Steve, what are you doing?" "Oh Hi, I'm busy developing my infracode using Console Recorder?"
@musandlala7991
@musandlala7991 3 жыл бұрын
Lmfsao
@OtakuSanel
@OtakuSanel 3 жыл бұрын
So the company i work for is going through a massive project where we had multiple vendors bidding and it's insane how much marketing they put into the whole no code/low code aspects and they try to pitch it as "you don't need so many expensive programmers when ANYONE can use our tool".....there is no fucking way in hell the project will go anywhere without actual real programmers finding work arounds to that no code/low code bullshit. once you get beyond the most basic mundane tasks the low code/no code stuff falls apart and you have to spend more time and effort figuring out how to make it work within the restrictive framework than if you could just write a dozen lines of code for it.
@JonMarkSearle1
@JonMarkSearle1 3 жыл бұрын
I recall "Visual Programming" being a big part of the new sofware hype in the '90s. "... nothing new under the sun."
@avgonyma1
@avgonyma1 3 жыл бұрын
@@OtakuSanel precisely! Oh, I remember when the company I worked at (just a few people small) needed some additional guys to code in ColdFusion on a specific project. Some guys came from another country, they were "visually coding in java" . After we told them that that won't cut it, that they need to do CF within our framework, they just said: "no problem, we'll do CF, but it'll be more expensive, as we need to learn along." Whaaat?
@careya
@careya 3 жыл бұрын
You missed Michelangelo, the guy who takes what should be a five-minute fix and spends the next two weeks writing a package that will never be used again.
@Naydawg2010
@Naydawg2010 3 жыл бұрын
😂 🤣🤣
@mugishaalainchristian2613
@mugishaalainchristian2613 3 жыл бұрын
I do this all the time😂
@andymac6207
@andymac6207 3 жыл бұрын
I feel personally attacked :DDD
@john_wick_v2gamer361
@john_wick_v2gamer361 3 жыл бұрын
@@andymac6207 lol me too
@joeemenaker
@joeemenaker 3 жыл бұрын
That's funny. However, in Michelangelo's defense, one of the things I've learned, over the years, is that "quick" fixes end up being permanent and get built around. One-off scripts end up becoming core pieces of the business logic. I used to get quite frustrated with the complexity of popular libraries (say, ncurses, Motif, unix network sockets, ssl certificate signing, etc) because it seemed like there was so much boilerplate code needed to do the simple thing I wanted to do. It wasn't until later when I realized that the people who designed these things were seeing _so_ much farther into the future (in regards to the breadth of applications people would need from it). Now, whenever I'm coding and I feel like the process is overly complicated, my next thought is "I am just a lowly earthworm, and I can't see the big picture of how else this API can be leveraged". Try to go easy on Michaelangelo. He's coding for every possible future. :)
@mitchwar2065
@mitchwar2065 3 жыл бұрын
"I was so relieved to hear that this person was black and transgender-lesbian" XDDDDD 10/10
@luissalinas4184
@luissalinas4184 3 жыл бұрын
for real lol , thats 2020 for ya, Hiring diversity instead of real work individuals and hiring based on favoritism
@marlinhicks
@marlinhicks 3 жыл бұрын
Luis Salinas what am i doing wrong 😭
3 жыл бұрын
That was the best part.
@Xalgucennia
@Xalgucennia 3 жыл бұрын
Transracial and transgender
@PilotChris06FW
@PilotChris06FW 3 жыл бұрын
This was really funny but also terrifying at the same time.
@Matthew-tr6zw
@Matthew-tr6zw 3 жыл бұрын
Watching this a month later and “the pointer is not pointing” still has me in stitches 🤣
@joelpalmer377
@joelpalmer377 3 жыл бұрын
Many folks watching this video probably think he is exaggerating the types to be funny or make a point. If anything, he understates them.
@majid3731
@majid3731 3 жыл бұрын
which one are you ?
@iiichigo_769
@iiichigo_769 3 жыл бұрын
._.
@alphach1mp
@alphach1mp 3 жыл бұрын
I do feel bad for the H1B1 visa's. They do so much work and get little recognition other than, you get to stay here with the promise of getting a permanent visa.
@ngrobert5054
@ngrobert5054 3 жыл бұрын
@@alphach1mp reality H1B1 temporary reality later discard
@kevinfortier556
@kevinfortier556 3 жыл бұрын
"There are only 2 types of programmers, the techlead and everyone else." - anonymous millionaire
@AD-bz2ci
@AD-bz2ci 3 жыл бұрын
That's what I was expecting this video to be.
@talaverajr391
@talaverajr391 3 жыл бұрын
- anonymous millionaire (as a Millionaire)
@yahya_abukhalil
@yahya_abukhalil 3 жыл бұрын
FTFY "There are 10 types of programmers, the techlead and not"
@hugobernal4640
@hugobernal4640 3 жыл бұрын
anonymous ex-Google, ex- Facebook tech lead millionaire
@kornbread5359
@kornbread5359 3 жыл бұрын
Those who have wrote compilers, and those who have not.
@JackMyersPhotography
@JackMyersPhotography 3 жыл бұрын
"No Code Low Code Movement" needs to be a tshirt.
@kunleade8745
@kunleade8745 3 жыл бұрын
Great idea
@Valeriooooh
@Valeriooooh 3 жыл бұрын
"Faster languages like Python." That one got me
@Thiago1337
@Thiago1337 3 жыл бұрын
Faster to write, eh?
@alexandresen247
@alexandresen247 3 жыл бұрын
faster development time
@alexgulewich9670
@alexgulewich9670 3 жыл бұрын
Same here
@TehIdiotOne
@TehIdiotOne 3 жыл бұрын
I suppose he means faster to write, not that it executes faster.
@Valeriooooh
@Valeriooooh 3 жыл бұрын
@@TehIdiotOne I'm sorry but that's relative
@josephwong2832
@josephwong2832 3 жыл бұрын
The manager programmer with the ipad is soooo true in any industry. People want to promote themselves and manage others to gain power and respect instead of doing actual work... TechLead nailed that one
@muerdeunzombie3856
@muerdeunzombie3856 3 жыл бұрын
Big 4's are full of these kind of "programmers" . . . and also the H1B's.
@BlueTurtle23
@BlueTurtle23 3 жыл бұрын
Someone give this man an Oscar
@davelee1683
@davelee1683 3 жыл бұрын
Lmaoooo
@chicxulub2947
@chicxulub2947 3 жыл бұрын
He needs a Nobel Prize, not an Oscar
@jensingels5958
@jensingels5958 3 жыл бұрын
I known this is a joke but I honestly wouldn't be shocked this is the reality: - The level of education even in the brightest schools is such a disaster. - Companies expect too much coding experience from an intern & often force them into non-coding tasks holding back their development. - New programmers receive little to no mentorship ones in the field. That could speedup there productivity in the long run. - Programmers are pushed into learning ancient technologies by dinosaurs and then receive the blame on bad productivity. - Programmers are usually hired during a project shitshow instead of before or when the project is on schedule. There very few companies where the management is actually on point.
@CitAllHearItAll
@CitAllHearItAll 3 жыл бұрын
Well than I must be lucky! My internship was to create a website with C# using the MVC framework. All data was to be called and stored in a SQL database and executed with stored procedures. It was an absolute blast! They hired me after. My first actual big project, I had a real pro as a mentor. Me and this French guy built a datawarehouse from scratch. He would create first stored procedure, and I'd model the others off of his template. As I grew, I leaned on him less and less. He was a great mentor like that! He only helped me when I actually needed it. Lots of code reviews. Now I'm standing on my own 2 feet as a data engineer and couldn't be happier :) I really hope that lots of people have experiences like mine.
@lunchbox1553
@lunchbox1553 3 жыл бұрын
@@CitAllHearItAll Oh wow, that's like a dream of a first project.
@RonaldYengwayo
@RonaldYengwayo 3 жыл бұрын
Need to increase the volume on that lost point.
@test1729
@test1729 3 жыл бұрын
" wouldn't be shocked this is the reality" - reality is that any of these items would be considered as not being qualified to do the work. Result: you get replaced - and quick. Suggestion: figure it out, don't complain, get the job done (as there are no excuses).
@alexlavertyau
@alexlavertyau 2 жыл бұрын
@@CitAllHearItAll Having good mentors at work makes a huge difference, I have been lucky to have a few in my career.
@silverspires
@silverspires 3 жыл бұрын
don't forget "The Super Architect" - they fill every surface of the office with diagrams and when asked to build a CRUD API for internal use, set up a kubernetes cluster with six containers, three new SNS topics, use at least four different programming languages but put most of the actual logic in shell scripts, but its full of bugs, theres no documentation, and noone can seem to find the credentials needed to debug any part of it
@twincherry4958
@twincherry4958 3 жыл бұрын
I wonder what your type is...lol
@test1729
@test1729 3 жыл бұрын
" but its full of bugs, theres no documentation," - that is done for job security purposes
@llVIU
@llVIU 3 жыл бұрын
this guy speaks english, but I only recognize some of the words he's using
@thewiirocks
@thewiirocks 3 жыл бұрын
Hey, at least they can code. Even if it's just Shell Scripting. When I tried to hire *Software* Architects, I kept getting these "Enterprise Architect" bozos who don't actually do any Enterprise Architecture, but tell the programmers what to do instead. I'd always start the call with, "this is a Software Engineering position and you will be expected to code". They always acknowledge the statement and we proceed forward. Only to have them announce that they're "an Architect and don't know how to code" as soon as we get to the technical questions. Absolute BOZOs.
@DavidLynchMeetsXpole
@DavidLynchMeetsXpole 2 жыл бұрын
My company just hired 3 people like that. (instead of promoting me to an Architect position). These fuckers immediately started building a kubernetes cluster...
@SkywalkerWroc
@SkywalkerWroc 3 жыл бұрын
"the low code/no code movement" - brilliant ;D
@dkavedk
@dkavedk 3 жыл бұрын
🤣
@PrettyINCs
@PrettyINCs 3 жыл бұрын
I’m a part of this movement
@RealAfricanPatriot
@RealAfricanPatriot 3 жыл бұрын
I also subscribe to this point of view. Low code/no code ftw!
@sheebastanley3553
@sheebastanley3553 3 жыл бұрын
11:01 "They don't really need WINDOWS or sunlight" lol
@inordirection_
@inordirection_ 3 жыл бұрын
that one hit home. I was behind this term by like a week cause I was trying to get arch running on my laptop
@muslimbekabduganiev7483
@muslimbekabduganiev7483 3 жыл бұрын
I spent days trying to install fedora. Wifi adapter lacked drivers, and there was no ethernet in the office at the time, so had to tether mobile internet through Bluetooth to install drivers there. Lol I am a nocturnal animal too...
@ianmubangizi6721
@ianmubangizi6721 3 жыл бұрын
@@inordirection_ arch linux , wifi and laptop sleep
@2k18banvalaki5
@2k18banvalaki5 3 жыл бұрын
lmao
@jasonpaul2568
@jasonpaul2568 3 жыл бұрын
What about the "full stack programmer" who can't figure out css because he's too good for it?
@viktorjancik2737
@viktorjancik2737 3 жыл бұрын
This hits too close to home... I feel offended :D
@cariyaputta
@cariyaputta 3 жыл бұрын
Pretty accurate. After awhile writing backend I actually forgot how css selectors work :D
@albin1568
@albin1568 3 жыл бұрын
not gonna lie, i just copy all my css designs, then modify them. CSS is just trial and error til it looks good and works :D
@lunchbox1553
@lunchbox1553 3 жыл бұрын
"css isn't programming, it doesn't count"
@Zeka00
@Zeka00 3 жыл бұрын
damn, this hurts my soul...
@jpsalis
@jpsalis 3 жыл бұрын
10:58 "They like working in the dark, they don't need Windows or sunlight" - I don't know if this pun was intentional but I love it.
@DJBenito304
@DJBenito304 3 жыл бұрын
Facts lol
@only1baloney
@only1baloney 2 жыл бұрын
they both were bud Sun Java Plug-in Downloads - Oracle
@only1baloney
@only1baloney 2 жыл бұрын
java lite / sun oracle aka bill gates
@alzothunder5391
@alzothunder5391 3 жыл бұрын
This is brilliant! One comes to mind that you missed though. The opposite of the Dinosaur. The dev who always wants to completely re-do the whole application in whatever the trendiest new framework is that day/week.
@strictnonconformist7369
@strictnonconformist7369 3 жыл бұрын
Or whatever they just spent their most recent study investment learning a language, because now it’s the only correct hammer!
@mohamedchalal4518
@mohamedchalal4518 3 жыл бұрын
I used to be that guy lmao
@chicxulub2947
@chicxulub2947 3 жыл бұрын
Delphi programmers
@careya
@careya 3 жыл бұрын
+1
@musandlala7991
@musandlala7991 3 жыл бұрын
I am probably the dinosaur lmfsao. Typical day "The code works Bob. It works Bob. The company won't pay for a rebuild." Bob replies "It will be much better if we redo all the backend in ". I am not even that old lmfsao
@IsaiahNields
@IsaiahNields 3 жыл бұрын
Maxine is actually the chief diversity officer at FB.
@JulianZehr
@JulianZehr 3 жыл бұрын
That makes it funnier.
@PhatOof
@PhatOof 3 жыл бұрын
@@JulianZehr How are you verified?
@AtuOma
@AtuOma 3 жыл бұрын
i hear she's fired tho hahaha
@radtour9558
@radtour9558 3 жыл бұрын
@@PhatOof He edited the HTML Code
@IsaiahNields
@IsaiahNields 3 жыл бұрын
Atu Oma 😂 she just got promoted actually
@oneofthesteves
@oneofthesteves 3 жыл бұрын
Wow, I'm coming from a totally different industry and yet these apply quite accurately to several people I have worked with. Fun video and I always love your dead pan delivery!
@EMRECNTR
@EMRECNTR 3 жыл бұрын
1. H1B Programmer 0:38 2. Diversity Hire 2:35 3. Pair Programmer 5:11 4. The Script Kiddie 6:47 5. The Model 8:51 6. The Linux 9:38 7. The Intern 11:08 8. The "Manager" Programmer 12:26 9. The Dinosaur 14:27 10.The "KZbinr" Programmer 16:48 All list if you interest :D
@wongkingshun
@wongkingshun 2 жыл бұрын
What is h1b
@racheta9
@racheta9 2 жыл бұрын
@@wongkingshun its a us visa for employees
@ahsanmohammed1
@ahsanmohammed1 Жыл бұрын
Thanks
@Bobxchen333
@Bobxchen333 Жыл бұрын
moral of the story, it seems that only the H1B is doing "real" work.
@Stoneface_
@Stoneface_ Жыл бұрын
@@Bobxchen333 exactly 💯
@curtismenzies428
@curtismenzies428 3 жыл бұрын
Can we all just take a moment to appreciate the production value here? Script, characters, depth...might be my favorite video from TechLead!
@psychedelictacos9118
@psychedelictacos9118 3 жыл бұрын
What about the condescending programmers that always think everyone else can't code and when ever you ask them for help or to look at your code they will constantly remind you how stupid you are and how much better they are.
@chicxulub2947
@chicxulub2947 3 жыл бұрын
The pseudo-dinosaur programmers (software engineer wannabes)... because they actually don't know that much to begin with
@zeyroxxs6952
@zeyroxxs6952 3 жыл бұрын
sp basically the assholes
@rayr268
@rayr268 3 жыл бұрын
Thats the guy who made the video.
@llVIU
@llVIU 3 жыл бұрын
are you talking about xxtechlead?
@markiel55
@markiel55 3 жыл бұрын
heyy, that was me. I am changed now though :D
@ericcarlson3353
@ericcarlson3353 3 жыл бұрын
You need a scene where something breaks that only the fired old-timer knows how to fix, so 10 people have to spend a couple months figuring it out or making things worse.
@alphach1mp
@alphach1mp 3 жыл бұрын
Dinosaurs have their uses and know the game better than anyone else.
@philmarsh3859
@philmarsh3859 3 жыл бұрын
I see that most of my engineer and scientist friends can't/don't code. Of course, they tell me that "that's for programmers and this isn't in my specialty" . I call B.S. to that. I'm an electrical engineer and while I don't write software to sell, I code nearly every day because I need that to analyze data and automate testing. I think knowing how to code is the new literacy.
@twincherry4958
@twincherry4958 3 жыл бұрын
Same...except one of my colleagues showed me and it was so easy that it was annoying. Doing that everyday isn't inticing. It probably depends on the type of coding, maybe.
@philmarsh3859
@philmarsh3859 3 жыл бұрын
@@twincherry4958 I don't find coding to be super easy. But then again, I'm writing fairly complex GUI code for performing analysis. Things break in weird ways but ultimately I think it's rewarding and I like mastering the toolset.
@kebman
@kebman 3 жыл бұрын
So you don't ship any code? YOU'RE FIRED!!!!1111
@iM7SnaKe
@iM7SnaKe 3 жыл бұрын
writing code in python using others programmers libs and framework is not programming, it's just playing at legos.
@philmarsh3859
@philmarsh3859 3 жыл бұрын
@@iM7SnaKe Really??? I might misunderstand you but are you saying I shouldn't use established APIs and/or libraries and should I code them all myself???? Again, I might have misunderstood you but if not: Look, I'm an engineer with >20years experience and I do realize that spending precious time and money redoing work that's already been done i.e. "reinventing wheels" is a terrible use of time with the exception of doing exercises to self-train and learn. There are already a great plenty of things to put my time on which haven't been done. Let's take an example: PyQt, a GUI API for Python. Or how about Matplotlib, a plotting and charting library for Python, or Qt, a C++ API for creating GUI-driven software in C++, or Eigen, a C++ library for numerical matrix and simultaneous equations computations, or .... the list is almost endless. In fact, if you hate using other programmers' APIs and/or, why not just create the perfect programming language and write your own perfect, super-optimizing compiler. In fact, I wish someone would write a full-on compiler for Python with a modified Python that has strong typing.
@akirusgauge7094
@akirusgauge7094 3 жыл бұрын
Tech Lead is so tall people still look up to him while he's taking a knee...
@ArpitA5724
@ArpitA5724 3 жыл бұрын
We might have same brain. Wait i know more programming language than you do. He he huaaa ha ha ha
@jamesz80
@jamesz80 3 жыл бұрын
LOL
@laus7987
@laus7987 3 жыл бұрын
I noticed that too lol
@cosaposa
@cosaposa 3 жыл бұрын
Pointer is not pointing, Boss! In Java! That's my type of joke
@donpeters2012
@donpeters2012 3 жыл бұрын
You actually deserve an Academy award for this video. I have never laughed so hard in such a long time. Thank you very much.
@oracle7858
@oracle7858 3 жыл бұрын
“hey hey I’m black and transgender lesbian” this is literally how all job applications are gonna look like in a few years
@BillClinton228
@BillClinton228 3 жыл бұрын
This is how all job applications look right now.
@guyguy7714
@guyguy7714 3 жыл бұрын
You could lie and say your gay
@codertommy6883
@codertommy6883 3 жыл бұрын
"we want n percent of higher up managers to be black" but why?
@intellectualhybrid2
@intellectualhybrid2 3 жыл бұрын
not in the uk at least. you can't put descriptive details on your cv, not even a photo or area in which you live
@codertommy6883
@codertommy6883 3 жыл бұрын
@@intellectualhybrid2 well thats pog
@ALC_1
@ALC_1 3 жыл бұрын
you missed one, God Code, the developer that wants to do everything and just doesn't let the other team members work on stuff that they haven't work on
@keredo854
@keredo854 3 жыл бұрын
I’m scared this will be me..... I don’t want to be this
@nikinovelle4278
@nikinovelle4278 3 жыл бұрын
I was kinda that guy
@davidliang913
@davidliang913 3 жыл бұрын
"You're just a basic Asian male" 💀
@robinsonchukwu7295
@robinsonchukwu7295 3 жыл бұрын
😂😂😂😂
@michaellouie7312
@michaellouie7312 3 жыл бұрын
lol damnnn
@skyvongola7
@skyvongola7 3 жыл бұрын
I have been watching you since I started my coding journey and I have to say this is the most unique video you have crafted. I always respected you as a programmer but now even more so as a human. This video was great. ✌
@rory2001
@rory2001 3 жыл бұрын
"completely automated using HTML technologies" haha that killed me
@apiadept
@apiadept 3 жыл бұрын
To tears! TechLead is now above and beyond. No way a tech channel is this funny and useful at the same time. A whole new level. A milestone has been reached.
@Crytoma
@Crytoma 3 жыл бұрын
8:26 Sounds like someone we know ("Maths degree -> bootcamp -> Google Job)
@z5254215560
@z5254215560 3 жыл бұрын
Use promote code Clem for the discount on the platform
@helengu
@helengu 3 жыл бұрын
Who’s the person?
@bayareaclassicscom
@bayareaclassicscom 3 жыл бұрын
OMG..Your videos and scenarios of different types of programmers is so accurate!!
@ww1flyingace263
@ww1flyingace263 2 жыл бұрын
Linux guy" "We're right on schedule, we're a few weeks behind actually" -- lol
@rokas666
@rokas666 3 жыл бұрын
'No code movement' and 'Building a button' killed me 😂
@matyilagoodwish
@matyilagoodwish 3 жыл бұрын
Why they think CSS is coding?
@TheDwarvenDefender
@TheDwarvenDefender 3 жыл бұрын
@@matyilagoodwish I'm pretty sure the joke was not that CSS "isn't coding." He said he was going to skip over the coding using Dreamweaver, even though CSS is probably one of the easier things in programming to understand.
@TheGAGNIDZE
@TheGAGNIDZE 3 жыл бұрын
i actually get some ads like "no-code is continuing to grow" or something like that lol
@JakeHawken
@JakeHawken 3 жыл бұрын
"I just need to rebuild this from scratch using the make files."
@matyilagoodwish
@matyilagoodwish 3 жыл бұрын
That got me too
@maoryatskan6346
@maoryatskan6346 3 жыл бұрын
That's describes me perfectly lol
@luisff7030
@luisff7030 3 жыл бұрын
At least it is free.
@rakeshchowdhury202
@rakeshchowdhury202 3 жыл бұрын
"I'm using Debian". "For arch"
@SapioiT
@SapioiT 3 жыл бұрын
@@luisff7030 Free, if your time has no value.
@beyondsolace1921
@beyondsolace1921 3 жыл бұрын
Is there a show like this? Like, the Office, but with programmers 🤣
@_invencible_
@_invencible_ 3 жыл бұрын
Silicon Valley
@fabricealcindor7302
@fabricealcindor7302 3 жыл бұрын
Well checkout "Dilbert"
@jiminfested
@jiminfested 3 жыл бұрын
IT Crowd
@TiredWallaby29
@TiredWallaby29 3 жыл бұрын
One of my favorite episode of the TechLead Show. 10/10 on IMDB.
@crystal14w
@crystal14w 3 жыл бұрын
The Linux guy is basically panicking inside while trying to look good at the same time. Poor thing 😂 so relatable
@john_wick_v2gamer361
@john_wick_v2gamer361 3 жыл бұрын
🤣🤣🤣🤣
@rakeshchowdhury202
@rakeshchowdhury202 3 жыл бұрын
😂
@SayedHassanNaqawi
@SayedHassanNaqawi 2 жыл бұрын
so heartbreaking to see he packaged everything but now the mouse and graphic driver are acting up! 😂
@dothex4919
@dothex4919 3 жыл бұрын
Now this is why he is THE TechLead. Keeping it not PC, totally the right move.
@lanacastillo49
@lanacastillo49 3 жыл бұрын
And he is also a con-artist who take advantage of gullible fools
@TheDwarvenDefender
@TheDwarvenDefender 3 жыл бұрын
Based on my short-lived college experience, I definitely feel like a Pair Programmer who never had a partner. I actually found this video while trying to look up videos of people explaining open source game code. I'm starting to doubt they exist, but I'll keep looking.
@AljazMotionCut
@AljazMotionCut 3 жыл бұрын
usually i don't stick around that long for a video, but this is really entertaining to watch! great content
@adoniskomplex91
@adoniskomplex91 3 жыл бұрын
I've just met the manager type. I was a working student and he was already >5 years in this company. He always talked to students, interns and so on and had many meetings along the day. Once, he faced a problem, I gave him a quick lesson in Python for about an hour. Even the bad students in our university were better than this guy.
@robertofinali2495
@robertofinali2495 3 жыл бұрын
I am getting the feeling that up to now the channel was just a warm-up that is now going to take off as one of the most entertaining shows ever made! Even getting hired by facebook was just part of the plan for this channel!
@williamparrish2436
@williamparrish2436 3 жыл бұрын
He does have a lot of talent, and now he's displaying solid writing chops. I am looking forward to more videos like this.
@johanlarsson9805
@johanlarsson9805 3 жыл бұрын
There are 10 types of programmers; those that understand binary and those that dont.
@terryriley6410
@terryriley6410 3 жыл бұрын
Johan Larsson : *pastes an old joke* yoshi yolo : Imma end this joke's whole career
@terryriley6410
@terryriley6410 3 жыл бұрын
There are 01 types of programmers: those that think this joke would be about endianness.
@Asto508
@Asto508 3 жыл бұрын
@@terryriley6410 I have to say, that was an unexpected one
@bigbangind
@bigbangind 3 жыл бұрын
@@terryriley6410 Nice one :)
@kibe2134
@kibe2134 3 жыл бұрын
It actually took me a couple seconds.
@johnjulio6694
@johnjulio6694 2 жыл бұрын
I've been on the fence about subscribing for a long time. I just came across this video and I'm in tears lol. This video is probably one of the funniest things I've seen on youtube, or almost anywhere, for quite a while. You earned this subscription five times over.
@kfadeev
@kfadeev 3 жыл бұрын
One more type: "When you have a hammer everything looks like a nail"-guy, who tries to use latest tech he learnt about on conferences everywhere
@falcoslyviper
@falcoslyviper 3 жыл бұрын
"I'm part of the low code/no code movement" as soon as my last company's leadership said those same words, I bailed. I will not be tethered to failure, lol.
@OtakuSanel
@OtakuSanel 3 жыл бұрын
ye gotta watch those marketing assholes who try to sell leadership on this garbage. Thankfully our leadership understands to not listen to those marketing people anymore because they heard it before and they ended up learning the hard way what happens when you try to use business analysts posing as developers compared to "real" developers. Apparently a bunch of people i work with were told many of the things they were asking for were not possible yet once you bypass the nocode/lowcode tools you can pretty much do whatever you want, it's just that none of the people had any idea how to actually properly develop anything.
@batteredskullsummit9854
@batteredskullsummit9854 3 жыл бұрын
Safe software always comes out of randoms with no experience pumping out code with Scratch-like tools
@bassrabbit9
@bassrabbit9 3 жыл бұрын
Thank you. I love your channel. I am an EE who did NOT go the coding route, and I'm constantly second guessing myself. I appreciate knowing about the real coding world I'm missing out on in Silicon Valley. I do hardware and make guitar pedals. I never stop asking myself if I should have kept at it with the coding. Cheers from the East Coast.
@plumtreegarden8352
@plumtreegarden8352 2 жыл бұрын
Learn the JUCE framework with c++… you can make vst/au guitar pedals
@brinhasavlin1317
@brinhasavlin1317 3 жыл бұрын
I love how all of them either aren't writing anything or are writing unusable code
@RealityMixer
@RealityMixer 3 жыл бұрын
Tech Lead ended up firing the only guy who was writing some code hahah Idk what that tells us about this industry
@mattg7751
@mattg7751 3 жыл бұрын
7:50 "Turning this PhotoShop mock into a web page, completely automated using HTML technologies.." LmAO 😂😂🤣🤣
@CebrailErdogan
@CebrailErdogan 3 жыл бұрын
Thats how pages were built back in the day. It was a nightmare
@UltimatePwnageNL
@UltimatePwnageNL 3 жыл бұрын
@@CebrailErdogan You still see it with framework generated vomit... Right click, view source, get blasted in the face with minified garbage that would summon cthulu if spoken aloud...
@AnhH88
@AnhH88 3 жыл бұрын
Using Dreamweaver! God I almost die-DW is 90s crapware. And UX don’t even use Photoshop anymore, omg it’s so good. Burn!
@kebman
@kebman 3 жыл бұрын
I had a few pupils like that... They weren't happy when they got back their grades...
@Felipe_1930
@Felipe_1930 2 жыл бұрын
This has to be your best video to date! I really enjoy all your videos and value your reflections, but this is the funniest video of them all. It's a sad fun though, as most of us can relate to these characters.
@jjburns1
@jjburns1 3 жыл бұрын
Great video man! Love it! You crushed this one... best video yet! :)
@DeviantDeveloper
@DeviantDeveloper 3 жыл бұрын
Tech Lead: Former Script Kiddy Former Intern Former H-1B Former Manager Has Maths Degree Did a 3 Month Bootcamp Uses Linux (sometimes) Aspires to be a model Ineligible to be 'Diversity' Officer Closer to 'Old Timer' than he cares to admit
@AnthonyDoesYouTube
@AnthonyDoesYouTube 3 жыл бұрын
Uses Linux? He re-made it himself from scratch!
@createvmir
@createvmir 3 жыл бұрын
"This technology comes and goes. You know what doesn't come and go? Me." TechLaid
@luxraider5384
@luxraider5384 3 жыл бұрын
This video is simply a Master Piece!!!! I've watched it about 3 times and it's always funny to rewatch
@luxraider5384
@luxraider5384 Жыл бұрын
4 th time
@Staticshock-rd8lv
@Staticshock-rd8lv 3 жыл бұрын
The diversity hire had me crying, "ima black lesbian transgender" , Oh really forget if you have any skill your racial, and sexual identity is the most important thing for a job!
@avgonyma1
@avgonyma1 3 жыл бұрын
"Oh, so are you gay?" "Yes" :)
@SavageScientist
@SavageScientist 3 жыл бұрын
@@avgonyma1 Lesbian transgender is a straight black person, im confused too
@kowboy702
@kowboy702 3 жыл бұрын
The actual diversity lead (if she still is) at FB is black and lesbian. Her name might be Maxine as well so this feels more like a swipe
@Staticshock-rd8lv
@Staticshock-rd8lv 3 жыл бұрын
@@kowboy702 No Way! Really? I thought it was just jokes
@djsinging
@djsinging 3 жыл бұрын
If I say this do I get a chance at specially being issued an h1b?
@BarriDuty
@BarriDuty 3 жыл бұрын
Hollywood is missing a star here
@disiluzhund
@disiluzhund 3 жыл бұрын
I love you! You're absolutely hilarious, TechLead! I haven't watched a video yet where I fast forwarded or skipped. Multi-talented and creative often gets you fired by big companies. They want drones. Kudos to you for your resilience. You hit the types of coders spot on. lol
@SensejWorld
@SensejWorld 3 жыл бұрын
"The pointer is not pointing" hahaha you got me there .. I did not expect a joke there hahahaha
@wfbraga2099
@wfbraga2099 3 жыл бұрын
I'm suprised that your chanel still monetized!!! Congrats and keep working the googd jod. This one was very acuretaed display.
@Sapientiaa
@Sapientiaa 3 жыл бұрын
“Im a lesbian transgender” lmfaooo
@lightfgd
@lightfgd 3 жыл бұрын
He just won there. Haha
@Emily-fm7pt
@Emily-fm7pt 3 жыл бұрын
I'm actually lesbian transgender...
@andr3s306
@andr3s306 3 жыл бұрын
@@Emily-fm7pt me too!
@AAron-gr3jk
@AAron-gr3jk 3 жыл бұрын
and trans-black
@Emily-fm7pt
@Emily-fm7pt 3 жыл бұрын
A Aron gotta love that trans racial trans lesbian developer.
@mateoguevara923
@mateoguevara923 3 жыл бұрын
If you continue like this, I swear I'm not paying my next netflix subscription lol
@ersia87
@ersia87 3 жыл бұрын
Making TechLead do a came towards the end was startling enough. But having letting him take over and finish the video took it to another level.
@krazybubbler
@krazybubbler 3 жыл бұрын
This is gold content! Thanks TechLead
@TilSkywalker
@TilSkywalker 3 жыл бұрын
"they like working in the dark, they don't need Windows or sunlight" Great one!!! :D
@billsomen7953
@billsomen7953 3 жыл бұрын
yh, bst one
@d7ffab979
@d7ffab979 3 жыл бұрын
I love how you mix entertainment and humor with high-quality information. It's really rare !
@bayareaclassicscom
@bayareaclassicscom 3 жыл бұрын
Your knowledge is so valuable!!
@wessmall7957
@wessmall7957 3 жыл бұрын
The Unix Purist: Insists on using C instead of C++. Does everything in the command line. Makes hundreds of bash scripts. Uses his own C library for everything. Also a conspiracy theorist.
@geniusprogrammeraged1359
@geniusprogrammeraged1359 3 жыл бұрын
thats literally me , btw c++ is so trash it takes twice the time to compile even the simplest of things. OOP can be implemented in c btw
@notsalman
@notsalman 3 жыл бұрын
Genius Programmer aged 13 since when is compile time a indication of anything?
@wessmall7957
@wessmall7957 3 жыл бұрын
@@notsalman It's an indication that the language is higher level and more distant from machine language. You and the computer both have to do extra work to translate the code. My main issue with C++ is that it has way too many features and it's way too complex. C is great because everyone knows every feature and generally agrees on how to use them. C++ is like the wild west. Everybody has their own way of writing C++. It's great if you're a crack-pot creative type working solo on wacky projects, but not so much if you want to collaborate on down-to-earth stuff.
3 жыл бұрын
@@geniusprogrammeraged1359 If it's so bad why is it so widely used? Your logic is flawed.
@cholesterol6703
@cholesterol6703 3 жыл бұрын
@ No, yours is. A bandwagon argument? Really?
@erickariuki5169
@erickariuki5169 3 жыл бұрын
I've been coding for about 40 years now and my resume is about 5 pages long 😂😂😂😂😂😂
@ghostrich3948
@ghostrich3948 3 жыл бұрын
You missed the Junior who thinks they are Senior Devs and try to tell everybody how to do things.
@BradenRipple
@BradenRipple 3 жыл бұрын
Good job, always useful info every video seriously
@ehan082
@ehan082 3 жыл бұрын
The best video so far! Loved it!
@legitclapping1468
@legitclapping1468 3 жыл бұрын
LMAOOOOOO the diversity officer scene was so funny but the undertones were a sad truth.
@robinsonchukwu7295
@robinsonchukwu7295 3 жыл бұрын
He was the wrong color, gender and sexual orientation... Until he explained things for us 😂😂😂😂😂
@AlWwW1
@AlWwW1 3 жыл бұрын
I saw the intro, thought this was gonna be a serious video 1 minute later: H1B gag about slave work lmao
@sauravadhikari8645
@sauravadhikari8645 3 жыл бұрын
Same here
@superitgel1
@superitgel1 3 жыл бұрын
It's not really a gag. Because it is true
@vcv6560
@vcv6560 3 жыл бұрын
At Intel, there was a very nasty handling of a team of H1B engineers. Early 90's Pentium project. Two decades later little changes. From the book Inside Intel, Tim Jackson
@uknow2908
@uknow2908 3 жыл бұрын
SAME lolol
@cage2634
@cage2634 2 жыл бұрын
Wow! So true. Keep up good work!
@Matrix1O1
@Matrix1O1 3 жыл бұрын
Fantastic video!!! As a kind-of ex-Dinosaur now small TechLead, I really enjoyed a lot this presentation. Kudos for the diversity part, so refreshing. :-D This video made me subscribe to the channel, nuff said.
@romanghughunishvili9581
@romanghughunishvili9581 3 жыл бұрын
Random call in Tech Lead office: -Hello, is this Tech Lead? -No! This is Patrick.
@timmyowner1437
@timmyowner1437 3 жыл бұрын
Not a programmer, but genuinely enjoyed this vid. It was funny and seemingly informative of workplace. Keep up the awesome vids, New subscriber!
@Onurarc
@Onurarc 3 жыл бұрын
this video is awesome:)) , especially since i am a backend developer, I laughed so much for his scene:)) thank you for video
@fakerealm
@fakerealm 3 жыл бұрын
This is pure gold TechLead :) so very accurate :D
@promybro1275
@promybro1275 3 жыл бұрын
Yo, give this man the praise he deserves, this is a masterpiece
@ThatDereKid
@ThatDereKid 3 жыл бұрын
“I’m really excited about the next chapter where I’ll be building a button” amazing
@abhrantapanigrahi3475
@abhrantapanigrahi3475 3 жыл бұрын
"How to make a sandwich ?" Well as a ex-google ex-Facebook employee....
@oskar812
@oskar812 3 жыл бұрын
You made my day
@MadsterV
@MadsterV 3 жыл бұрын
*millionaire ex-google ex-Facebook
@forwox
@forwox 3 жыл бұрын
"We are few weeks behind the schedule, I am still trying to install the Linux" - :DD
@cevxj
@cevxj 3 жыл бұрын
lol, I'm actually scared to try putting it on a M1 Mac. I'll try next year.
@azatecas
@azatecas 3 жыл бұрын
this was a completely different video from what i expected, and i love it!😂
@DavidKim2106
@DavidKim2106 3 жыл бұрын
Content like this remind me why I've been subbed to you for a long time. The creativity and laugh in this video was off the charts, TechLead. Keep up the good work man
@andymac6207
@andymac6207 3 жыл бұрын
TechLead pops up in my recommendations from time to time, I got several vids of his in "watch later". But this one made me finally subscribe!
@test1729
@test1729 3 жыл бұрын
The thing is out of all the programmers he listed only one was actually getting work done. The others could have been categorized under Account of "Company Overhead" (and treated that way).
@TankNSSpank
@TankNSSpank 3 жыл бұрын
The amount of political incorrectness is paramount.
@mackenzieowens161
@mackenzieowens161 3 жыл бұрын
I love it
@janschejbal5192
@janschejbal5192 3 жыл бұрын
It's so great man.
@edwardkats
@edwardkats 3 жыл бұрын
Well, no one is insulted though. The jokes were made on the positions, not the communities
@chloroplast8611
@chloroplast8611 3 жыл бұрын
'the hell does the word paramount mean?
@chochooshoe
@chochooshoe 3 жыл бұрын
@@edwardkats oh, many people are insulted because they are doing exactly what he's talking about in the video. on twitter people are so offended because it destroys their rosy glasses.
@germaninvasion121
@germaninvasion121 3 жыл бұрын
The satire is wild on this one. Truly enjoyed watching it!
@shivan2418
@shivan2418 3 жыл бұрын
Loved the command and conquer generals reference.
@realsigsegv
@realsigsegv 3 жыл бұрын
Loved it. This sketch is just priceless.
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