Technoblade Breaks the Ace Race Record in Minecraft Championships

[@technothepig1448]

there were like three framedrops and i fixed the most annoying one (third lap waterfall skip) but then that made the audio weird so HERE WE ARE

[@blobbedout]

HE’S BACK POGU

[@LysellaYT]

Pog

[@windowcleaner4724]

Pog

[@Rocksnoblade]

Pog

[@Gilbert157]

pog

[@starstrstrs]

now pete’s gonna say “THIS MUST BE HOW TECHNOBLADE FEELS”

[@wparker6670]

But he will never do as good

[@RealRangerix]

Techno research was not everyone can do

[@ignbryant]

@@wparker6670 never doubt PeteZahHutt

[@shafzam4949]

@@wparker6670 You can never outpizza the Hutt

[@ME0WMERE]

I’m the 999th like noo so close

[@weewodon]

cant believe he did a flawless run without having to do a flawless run part 2

[@RealRangerix]

Maybe u mean its part 1 but eps 2

[@fennecfoxrocks649]

It was just that good

[@gonnagohate3230]

Dont forget Flawless run part 2 Final and after that add another Final for the Final

[@Ashfer2]

Not only that, but he did 3 flawless runs in a row.

[@halfblood_drag0n]

its not flawless, hes got the route, but it could easily be 1-2 seconds faster with optimization

[@hydras5947]

Techno’s team: ugh these other players are so annoying Techno: other players?

[@maggiecoonfare7609]

lolololololol

[@adamc6371]

Techno's greatest competition is himself. That's his secret cap, he's always stressed even when he was in first by a 30 second gap.

[@myaltaccountthatiwillbarel2288]

@@adamc6371 He just didn't realize the lead he had and thought that the others were right behind. You could see his confusion after he finished seeing H so far away.

[@AlphaSeagull]

He was so far ahead that on his second lap he actually caught up and passed some of the people still on their first lap

[@hylachusphobiae]

tfw you can't like because 669

[@clueziez2610]

It's so sad that I'll never watch a Techno Ace Race run again. I have to watch previous things. This is hitting me hard right now. We love you Techno. He was amazing.

[@monniemai1592]

I'm not sure if this would help, but I believe Techno stopped attending MCCs before he passed. So if he was still here, you likely wouldn't have missed anything. Still, he was a great man. Always in our hearts.

[@ybafan6533]

Agreed

[@Goawayyoudumbfuk]

Of course these kinds of comments would be seen in technoblade’s past videos

[@monniemai1592]

@@Goawayyoudumbfuk Wowie, it's almost like when someone dies, people are going to TALK about it! Shocker.

[@Goawayyoudumbfuk]

@@monniemai1592 yeah it’s shocking that they forgot videos about the memorials of technoblade existed.

[@yuuy.3126]

“Believe in the me that believes in you!” “It’s okay TapL, you short King, you finish this race” Wholesome Techno pog

[@Ashfer2]

Ngl that Techno sending people to give TapL primes and telling them not to say he did it was wholesome.

[@graytsudreyer4710]

Dude I love Techno + TapL soo much!! I want them to team again

[@realMasterJ]

THATS A TENGEN TOPPA REFERENCE

[@c8k5]

@@realMasterJ SIMONNNNNNNNN

[@christianmiasco9485]

Timeline 4:57

[@idkman9696]

Pete leaves for like a day and comes back with all his records obliterated

[@dinoglow]

lmao

[@Nathanl2543]

All because of his power going out. I guess he has too much power in mcc

[@moddingart]

@@Nathanl2543 evidently he doesn’t have enough power for MCC

[@deadchannel1943]

Honestly feel bad

[@hanto8322]

Exactly he is punching the air

[@princegeoge9687]

The fact that Techno's slowest lap was faster than everyone's fastest lap

[@carsondubs]

And by 5 seconds too

[@spyseefan975]

that's not uncommon in racing. heres another scenario to think about, 30 laps, youre only 1 second faster than 2nd place, your average lap time is 30 seconds, by lap 30 youre almost an entire lap ahead of someone who is only 1 second per lap slower than you.

[@victorinosantos7391]

@@spyseefan975 you must never played mario kart lmao

[@brightace8586]

@@spyseefan975 bruh u got no idea u can't mess up a single time and must maintain the same amount of speed to reach what u said

[@spyseefan975]

@@brightace8586 I use to race RC cars every single weekend, you can absolutely be consistent. Yes mistakes happen, but you have to remember, they happen for everyone else too. So if you average 3 seconds of mistakes per race, other people average the same or more.

[@calook1334]

Whatever plane of existence Technoblade has ascended to, it's not ready for him. Go easy on them, techno

[@PandaHappyYT]

o7

[@gameoflink]

o7

[@samtheman3633]

o7

[@tcorphan17]

o7

[@dyslexyckid6396]

After he died Philza found a book in his base for after he dies I forgot what the beginning said but the ending said something about him ascending and challenging the kingdom of god We lost a god among men, o7.

[@sophieh6799]

meanwhile, quackity: crying and yelling in spanish because he doesn't know how to jump and getting a 10 min timing

[@danieleckert9096]

at 5:49 you see techno finished the race before quackity finished lap 1

[@agirl824]

Big Q struggled the first round but finished his last 2 rounds in 2:20 mins. Which is big improvement. Great for a new player.

[@danielle5408]

Quackity was bad because he knew too many people

[@agirl824]

@@danielle5408 TRUE TRUE....

[@zers_148]

May you provide a link? If not, then that's fine :D

[@dogol284]

It’s like every couple events Techno just decides to be amazing at one specific thing

[@idkman9696]

For the final MCC, instead of making a video he just edits all of them together to flex

[@meowggiem]

that’s just how ADHD works in its finest

[@WinterFlare]

@@meowggiem I have adhd, can confirm it works like this.

[@rexyrox8645]

@@meowggiem i have ADHD can confirm sometime i 1 v 7 i think is my highest others 1v1 doesn't work

[@teethsticker3810]

This time it was probably because he got a better hang of the trident

[@ONE-vt1fz]

Techno: breaks the record multiple times Technostans: “ it is “ “ _acceptable_ “

[@gloomer3614]

Nah. He didnt made every lap in less than 1 minute, blind folded and with a steering wheel.

[@RealRangerix]

@@gloomer3614 dont forget with 1hand

[@swnkyxoxo]

@@gloomer3614 Yes he's so trash smh smh

[@leahchen7078]

@@gloomer3614 and he should also be reciting the bible backwards

[@qxarts3896]

smh he wasn’t even fighting dream on another minecraft while getting highest score possible

[@bombazat4532]

The fact that he did this while having cancer in his right arm holding him back just proves that he is the forever king of minecraft

[@kishlaysingh5281]

This was a year before than that but does'nt change the fact that he is the best

[@gianttacogod]

@@kishlaysingh5281cancer can lay dormant without symptoms for months or even years. So it is very possible he had cancer long before the announcement video.

[@shamanofthedead9425]

@kishlaysingh5231 his cancer most likely started way before that, as the person above me said it can lay undetected at some point I've heard something that to cure it it would have had to be discovered in 2017 or something like that

[@gianttacogod]

@@shamanofthedead9425 replied to the wrong person

[@shamanofthedead9425]

@@gianttacogod oops sorry my dude

[@beanswater]

Mcc organizers using techno as an indicator on when to update. Whenever he does well in a game, they change it for the next event

[@beywheelzhater8930]

Jokes on them *He can tryhard any game*

[@AntVaz7]

@@beywheelzhater8930 Party games is his main

[@natechicken685]

@@AntVaz7 english is his minor

[@Some_Guy791]

@@natechicken685 but most importantly, TECHNOBLADE NEVER DIES

[@Hamzter1234]

@@natechicken685 and the forbidden french language makes him cry

[@adamarismacias2179]

The fact that he messed up on some of the parts means that he could even get a faster score and imagine if the shortcut that techno wanted to do, was actually a shurtcut

[@dambruh2350]

L

[@myahir_]

@@maha3684 yes the one in first place is the loser

[@itsfadixx]

@@myahir_ oh no

[@Hiyukifootstool]

Wasn't a perfect run. L

[@asamijames2803]

next mcc then

[@xPsychotic]

“theirs another shortcut i wanted to try but im not because im in 1st” This man has another shortcut...

[@batsbat8664]

He said he didn't want to risk that one. The other shortcut is the trident in water, but it's hard to pull off

[@bragtime1052]

@@swiggitydavie4847 Whats? What's Whats?

[@pgd4529]

I have the fucking same profile picture HOW TF

[@batsbat8664]

@@pgd4529 where is that pfp from

[@pgd4529]

@@batsbat8664 IDK I FOUND IT IN INTERNET

[@nzss07]

damn it, this makes me miss him. I hope no one beats him.

[@12eid_25]

And no one will 😉

[@Rogue2005]

Illumina already beat him

[@MG3E]

He just need to win gulag against the queen

[@humanogaming5421]

@@MG3E hope he gets a good teamate

[@humanogaming5421]

Or clutch the gulag

[@user-ty2fm3ge9m]

Finishing the race, we have Technoblade in the first place, with Technoblade closely behind, and Technoblade is just a few seconds slow.

[@AAAAA1128AA]

The comeback from techno was great!

[@manishasharma7026]

Yeah but technoblade just got delayed because of the framedrop

[@Xeno574]

Comments like these is why Technoblade is superior than all other Minecraft KZbinrs and their stans

[@Wulk]

Man that was the closest race I have ever seen Technoblade almost win first place but Technoblade was just too fast

[@chill1453]

L

[@plorby]

P.E. teacher: "walk around the field" *the one tryhard athletic kid:*

[@michaeltracy9932]

plorby made my day better, made me laugh ;)

[@plorby]

@@michaeltracy9932 :)

[@Seraphyyx]

So my friends-

[@somerandomduck5795]

That would be me lmao

[@Noahed_]

So me....why you bully me :(

[@foodconnoisseur6333]

“And I don’t get any points for destroying them!” THATS such a Technoblade thing to say

[@heatherreadsreddit8579]

I was shocked that he didn’t! I think they changed it to give more now, though, which is annoying since Techno isn’t doing MCC anymore.

[@xan_stalk4284]

Heather Reads Reddit unfortunately they still haven’t, 1st place still gets the usual 1st place coins and not by how far ahead they are of everyone else or 2nd place.

[@Not_interestEd-]

Wellll.... I guess he won't be saying it anymore (I'm so sorry)

[@sonicchtr7746]

Except he would say “destroyin” and leave off the g

[@jimbocraggins]

hey man he needs to capitalize on all the destroyed competitors that he lapped

[@someone2l2]

Looking back at these memories and God these were good times "techno blade never dies"

[@magicianslucky602]

Technoblade never dies , he just leveled up

[@thieuhuyen5208]

Ok

[@talegamer1310]

@@Antonio_Ramirez AGREE, every video about Techniblade I go, there is people talking about him

[@vamperjr1376]

@@talegamer1310 I mean, you should expect people to talk about Technoblade in a video about Technoblade

[@talegamer1310]

@@vamperjr1376 Yes but, when something happens to a person, they imagine say it like 3 days, 1 week, 2 weeks, but this has been happening like 1 month and will continue

[@banezjr5988]

He wasnt lying when he said he doesn't want those compilation channels to get views

[@Sam-oc6vd]

This is real

[@chimbrazz]

He's big braining it, If the compilation channels get a lot of views, then Im gonna make a compilation channel

[@lemoncitrine7023]

There was already like 5 uploads before the event even ended

[@ryanreusink6051]

true xd

[@Lavantte]

@@lemoncitrine7023 Dammit complication channels

[@OmicronGaming]

this must be the route my grandparents took to school

[@nightcreeper3839]

Very original never heard that joke before

[@calebyao.]

Hi omicron

[@calebyao.]

Never heard that joke before

[@ChiefYoshi]

You’ve commented the same thing like fifty times. Not original

[@usualkhaos2576]

@@nightcreeper3839 better than some of the other half-ass jokes people always create on youtube. But yeah, still pretty unoriginal.

[@Minsta]

Now techno is so good at ace race, they're gonna have to get rid of it for find the button

[@sn8wball]

I’ll be coming back here to ss this for internet points when it becomes true lol

[@rab_2]

Oh no not the greatest game mode in Minecraft Monday

[@mollystopera684]

oh no don't give them ideas

[@shaneandbrandon3988]

In find the button, techno will be like “You have a distinct tone in your voice, indicating you have hidden the button nearby and your posture in both Minecraft and irl tells me you like to hide buttons on the right side of maps but the eyes of your character tells me that the button is on the x coordinate 69 so if I do some quick ap algebra I can determine the exact coordinates of the button

[@johnnoelperdido8512]

@@shaneandbrandon3988 E

[@hermaeusmora5286]

Glad KZbin is recommending all of these after he’s gone. The legacy this man left behind is one for the books

[@avityou234]

I KNEW MY TECHNOTHEPIG NOTIFICATION WOULD BENEFIT ME EVENTUALLY

[@max5845]

I thought about unsubbing from this channel since he hadn't uploaded in a year, but MY PATIENCE HAS FINALLY PAID OFF

[@yuuy.3126]

Same 😂

[@oiboy2168]

Same here lol

[@mxtery]

YESSSSSS

[@matteotheesigma123abc]

TRUE

[@jeremiahmuth9732]

Seriously, he beat the record by 16 seconds, that's the kind of time speedrunners would kill for

[@parzingtheasian]

didn't even use a steering wheel hes sucks

[@mrbrokeshorts3868]

@@parzingtheasian tecno noob

[@unbrokenm6817]

@@parzingtheasian yeah, right? That dream guy is way better

[@jeffeydragon_yt5038]

@@unbrokenm6817 no

[@unbrokenm6817]

@@jeffeydragon_yt5038 100% yes, can't even do a pvp without having run to regen

[@Ricardo5911jakakak]

I like how even when he is in high stress situations like this, he still calls himself technoblade and not his real name

[@EeveeRealSenpai]

Force of habit

[@OfficialEdwardNewgate]

technoblade is his real name

[@Ricardo5911jakakak]

@Gabriel Dave lives in Florida, he IS in fact, immortal

[@konn9717]

@@Iliadic quite sure technobldd doesn’t live in americs

[@Iliadic]

@@konn9717 He is in America. He has said multiple times he lives in California.

[@Not_Kaz_here]

Our Ace Race king lives on Rest in peace Technoblade, missing you every single day

[@KirkwoodSnowboard]

o7

[@Animallover24678]

same o7

[@CrazyDude5]

o7

[@yharon1064]

o7

[@OnslaughtOfBears]

o7

[@SolstaceWinters]

Everyone: What? How?! Techno: [ *furiously typing* ] "If you wish to defeat me, train for another 1000 years."

[@letraznodes8241]

666 leki

[@Śilver-141]

1k likes and no comments meh

[@manolitotan6708]

3 comments and 1.4k likes, nice

[@SolstaceWinters]

Four comments and one is the OP, vain.

[@carlosnathanieljannjusonal4826]

But remember Techno will still be training for those 1000 years

[@Zombinator2005]

Everyelse in VC “C’mon I need to make this” Techno: You guys got this I believe in you WHILE HE’S IN FIRST PLACE DOMINATING

[@MattDawgGaming]

Believe in the me that believes in you!!!

[@zealotoftheorchard9853]

A god when his followers pray for a good harvest

[@sarwatarannya8786]

yep kara and cara both got screwed, so did harvey

[@theyinthetree3480]

You got 666 like buddy congrats

[@johnsondavidson79]

Techno was obviously talking to himself when he was encouraging everyone 😂

[@ToughLlama]

All of that flying with his trident on the Dream smp prepared him for this

[@nazrarain1452]

That's what I thought too! No wonder he aced getting into the dunk tank

[@Ashfer2]

It did help in one of the To get to the other sides as well lol

[@Sets.]

TECHNOPLANEEEE

[@Ashfer2]

@Gian Pedregosa yes lol

[@Ashfer2]

@Gian Pedregosa Good job!

[@GANGMEMBERJOY]

He win the ace race but while leaving he won our hearts also

[@holyguacamole6746]

We only remember his victory in the ace race and his FABULOUS art

[@kiekz]

he become the pumpkin king for 10 seconds

[@holyguacamole6746]

Shhhhh we dont talk about anything other then the ace race and the art

[@naturegame8624]

He would have been the pumpkin king if he wasn't against admins who helped make the entire thing.

[@thatteen2173]

“If you know the shortcuts, and you know yourself, you need not fear the result of a hundred frame drops” -Sun Tzu, the art of Ace Race

[@TheOilDrinker]

Yes lol

[@SupernaturalSalt]

only good Sun Tzu joke ive seen

[@thatteen2173]

@@SupernaturalSalt :D

[@PinkelotjeArt]

This is actually a good comment

[@rafhaelgonzales3436]

i like your pfp its so funny.... *WHERE DID YOU FIND IT*

[@ayup3907]

It really looks like all the competitions that techno joins, all ends up with his chat supporting him, the admins against him, and all the other contestants against him.

[@Hamzter1234]

Yeah lmao

[@ralexcraft990]

And techno still winning

[@jamesdebaere6332]

U mean Chat calling him trash and not winning all from 1st - 30th

[@mallusaih]

thats not only the competitions. remember the potato war? Most of the community was against him yet he still managed to win it

[@yourdailydoge1200]

Chat is also basically against him "you finished the race in only 5 minutes? L"

[@synittey]

In my recommendations in 2024. Fly high Techno. 🕊

[@evadorants]

its funny how technoblade is so far ahead that Dream, Krinios, Hbomb, Quig and fruitberries are just fighting for second place

[@myaltaccountthatiwillbarel2288]

HBomb accepted his fate mid way through and only went for 2nd.

[@emilys2562]

@@myaltaccountthatiwillbarel2288 lmao

[@Ragazaloth]

dream and techno went 100% in ace race and parkour warrior fully knowing that there is no more pete to compete with them

[@jamesbondingurmom]

Grian was in 1st place for 0.4 seconds in that first lap

[@hgeorge7357]

@@jamesbondingurmom GET HIS CLOUT

[@waiitwhaat]

MAN the fans are so happy you _uploaded_ that they ain't even criticizing you POGGG Edit: Replies are a guide to Technoblade channel. Welcome aboard new commers!

[@mounneca]

what is there to criticize? nothing! absolutely nothing. (we’ll save the bullying for another stream)

[@blobofink]

I love this community fr for moments and humor like this lmfao

[@jayes_]

only 1:44 L

[@arighostea]

I'm new and I can't believe the community is this wholesome and funny. I'm staying.

[@blobofink]

@@arighostea Welcome I never knew this community us my type of humor but now I know and I enjoy my stay

[@420Zidane]

Techno: Completes race in 5:14 Quackity: Finished lap 1/3 in 5:36 That's a big oof

[@jeremy.h73]

quackity is just slow

[@kalciumsthename]

Yeah I felt bad for him man :( He's very much new at minecraft so he didn't know much at all.

[@athymybeloved]

i watched tommy’s pov and it’s just the whole violet team of wilbur tommy and fundy coaching him through the lap because he was struggling with it- it was so wholesome

[@user-ff6vv4he9t]

it was his first mcc i think

[@JollyTimz]

That’s actually pretty good for a first time.

[@King_IsStrayDog]

This video slid in my recommendations and man i teared up while watching it again and smiled so much

[@MarleyButNoMe]

Same

[@lancesfoodreviews423]

Technoblade: breaks the ace race record Techno’s fans: wow you didn’t even get under a minute for every lap? terrible

[@elsquidwardo]

Didn’t complete it in 4 seconds on a steering wheel blindfolded? L

[@EnaLikes]

Didn’t complete it with the hands chopped off. Meh.

[@FallenAngel2k02]

Didn't do it while all lombs chopped off and his heart stopped while using a squeaking toy L

[@Snikerpiker1]

He didn't even crash the map because of light speed. Smh, what a loser

[@liemduongthanh8386]

Didn’t even beat it while blind, deaf, no limbs, in the vacuum of space, in 0g, with no mouse, no keyboard, a steering wheel, and no oxygen intake in a nanosecond

[@Soviet_Kitty]

Title is wrong, should be “destroys the record” not “breaks the record”

[@pmdoublet1948]

He really needs to fix this

[@ral8964]

yes

[@Makkis]

Indeed

[@viewedmountain7744]

I think that title would be too egotistical even for Techno...

[@nerrve9377]

He didnt even got sub 5. L

[@vvaiful2401]

Technically he should be allowed to team with pete since pete wasn't in the top 40

[@TempestKrimps]

hey, you're right

[@ChiefYoshi]

Who are you with your words of wisdom?

[@khaskid]

@@ChiefYoshi ikr

[@jinxedtodeath]

^

[@bacon_bois1999]

@@guydude3973 yeah pete did really bad this tournament

[@MistPlayzYT]

Watching this 4 years later is something else. A mixture of happiness, nostalgia, sadness, and amazement.

[@derekq8790]

“The world’s going to be overrun by a deadly virus” “Yeah, when pigs fly”

[@thedyslexicdemon9307]

This is gold

[@arnickerson1420]

*underrated comment*

[@emilys2562]

Uh Oh

[@bilalthefighter829]

10/10

[@dead-d5r]

*you hear in the distance* yeaaah idiooooot! *"Uh oh"*

[@qwaserd2086]

It took me watching this video 5 times to realize Technoblade was saying “This must be how PeteZahHutt feels” and not Pizza Hut

[@Kittiesftw]

it took me reading this comment to realize that

[@BoxyRocks]

@@Kittiesftw Same '-'

[@psychott6]

Yes, both words match.

[@tumblingartist]

Ikr it was clever

[@Sir_Rexburg]

No one destroys your enemies like the hut

[@yogurtadventures4542]

The +1% speed talisman coming in clutch

[@liemduongthanh8386]

this man has TWO pig feet talismans that STACK THEIR EFFECT

[@drakerose3789]

@@liemduongthanh8386 ah ok +2 percent speeedddd!!

[@jaescigs]

UNDERRATED COMMENT

[@OrangeC7]

@@drakerose3789 would it be 102.1% or 102%? *Oops I'm dumb I meant 102.01%

[@plantzhaih4015]

@@OrangeC7 it can’t be 102.1%???

[@giancarloecheverria7849]

I had forgotten about this, and it landed on my recomended and i felt like a hole in my heart. I sure hope i wake up and think all this was a dream and he still is healthy and making many others smile.

[@somepotato8063]

After years of an unused channel this is truly better than any historical fact known to people of the world

[@komasan]

True

[@duceysanem]

true

[@cark_irl]

second channel upload Pog?????

[@dillon3858]

cark

[@MomToDRS]

yes cark. pog.

[@PulseCardiacSensor]

Hi cark

[@miloie]

cark

[@Rocky1212_]

True

[@aguy9264]

I think this represents the Minecraft community perfectly. Everybody else is making casual conversation, while techno is breaking the lifetime record in ace race.

[@MitchellCFlint]

This was so crazy to watch because just a week before he COMPLETELY failed the entire race. It was so great to see this progress and really showed his dedication and competitiveness.

[@jammiestdodger]

Techno: *literally solves world hunger* Techno fans: “only WORLD hunger? L”

[@consumebees1404]

he literally wh

[@avgmoose2568]

bruh you didnt cure cancer or find a way to travel light years in minutes L!!!!

[@RimuKora]

@@avgmoose2568 He didn't even solve climate change while finishing to research how to do flying cars. He sucks lmoa smh my head mh

[@koishiandhat159]

@@falcolom just like the myth of you having a brain

[@sushi-mayo]

@@koishiandhat159 true

[@MagikalKrabical]

As a pizza hut employee I can confirm that that is exactly how we feel

[@airconditioningunit9777]

@@theangeloflie is a joke i believe

[@airconditioningunit9777]

@@theangeloflie oh ok

[@maxwu9954]

@@theangeloflie no u didn’t

[@maxwu9954]

@@theangeloflie then why did you say “he meant the KZbinr” if you knew he was making a joke

[@calqlated4506]

@@theangeloflie yeah you didnt

[@andrew2K5]

he actually did cut everything except ace race

[@kennyloo137]

this is the entire mcc, nothing else happened

[@captain_deadpoolcx7585]

Wha tf do u mean cut out. This is it

[@6erlic]

He just stole technoblade's views :(

[@sammthewolf]

No, this not technos channel

[@cragga9582]

@@6erlic this is is second channel genius

[@benchbotch]

now he's only gone and beat us all to the finishing line of life. rip techno, gone but never forgotten

[@ComputerScientist]

Mfs going to every single video with Techno mentioned for a millisecond just to type “R.I.P. Technoblade”

[@SaltyIdleBoi]

@@ComputerScientist its literally Technoblades channel why wouldn't they?

[@ComputerScientist]

@@SaltyIdleBoi we all know he dead, why not just mourn him in that one last video techno made

[@baterwottle7290]

@@ComputerScientist And you’re here too, in addition to the fact that this is a copy and pasted reply to someone else’s comment mourning his death. But sure, go off or whatever lol

[@ComputerScientist]

@@baterwottle7290 well, if you cant beat em, join em or whatever

[@rife_157]

If Dream frustrated the MCC admins for beating the parkour again, Techno frustrates Pete for beating his record in Ace Race.

[@gendiskaira]

Good comment and no replies???!

[@rife_157]

@@gendiskaira Appreciate that! 😁

[@gendiskaira]

@@rife_157 heh no problem :)

[@strakk]

Pete in his house: *I SENSE A DISTURBANCE IN THE FORCE*

[@who1044]

Nooo not the younglings!!!!!!

[@TheBananaOverlord]

“If you wish to defeat me, train for another 100 years” -Sun Tzu, the art of war

[@randallmokjialung3592]

"Lmao okay" -Techno,art of the blade?

[@alex1414]

@@randallmokjialung3592 lmao

[@catborgar]

@@randallmokjialung3592 techno art of potato*

[@TheStoryOfALuckyClove]

I still watch this from time to time. Miss you Techno 😔

[@littleboirose180]

Just wanted to comment that the character in your profile reminds me of a novel, just can't think of which one

[@yuuy.3126]

Omg he’s actually done it.

[@omri_tzuman]

Omg no way😂

[@zyansheep]

OMG TECHNO UPLOADED??? ...on his second channel...

[@hansencao4195]

How he actually uploaded

[@avrenimneuc765]

i love how everyone knows this is about his upload bc thats rarer than beating a record for techno

[@TheTbrWolf]

He really did

[@ikandoit]

Techno just prevented a Technoblade’s Mom channel from getting that juicy clout

[@xxfortnitegamerxx8536]

techno is the only one allowed to have clout

[@pmdoublet1948]

@@xxfortnitegamerxx8536 agreed

[@fayefayefaye2099]

Technoblade the Cloutblocker

[@GoodfriendGoodfriend]

Oh that Channel already exists LMAO, I've seen a Technoblade's Mom video already rip

[@xxfortnitegamerxx8536]

@@GoodfriendGoodfriend thats kinda cringe

[@sagew1312]

Man, the fact we will never see him be clutch again sucks 😭

[@Physeis]

Get over it

[@pokeskygo4212]

​@@Physeis bro moving on is hard

[@fnafenthusiast23]

​@@PhyseisWhat is wrong with you?

[@Physeis]

@@fnafenthusiast23 cry

[@Torger726]

​@@Physeis and this is why your father left he saw he raised an ahole who had no respect for anyone not even the dead so how about you go off to your little crib and go to sleep because it's nap time

[@chouille4157]

"There is too many bodies here" Techno : cant relate

[@ThaeeBae]

Alive or dead bodies? It depends

[@sh1tty167]

He incinerates all the bodies

[@benedictanasco4308]

Plus the "dont choke techno" is funny

[@huhwerami4417]

Who's the pfp?

[@tonik2558]

Techno was so good they gave him all 3 medals.

[@ali4ont]

@@ojsimpson8186 I can't wait for the day this joke dies.

[@tumblingartist]

Techno is such an icon

[@iamtomato3608]

Jichael Mordan so disappointed L

[@wosh253]

BOYS, HE REMEMBERED HIS PASSWORD FOR THIS ACCOUNT

[@pipperoni8567]

Pog

[@beepbeepeddie8010]

pog

[@themonkeeman]

pog

[@whathappened5797]

Pog

[@iogamer9844]

pog

[@Invisibli_ty]

I like how the community isnt just flooding with "RIP" comments. Instead, complimenting his legacy and making sure it'll live on forever. It makes it a little bit more meaningful.

[@kadenhielscher3185]

While being a techno fan you realize there are two sides to the fan base, one side they love techno blade and they cherish him, the other are like distant Persian fathers where he is never good enough for them no matter how impressive his feats may be

[@plainlyabrick]

well he didnt beat it blindfolded with one arm on a steering wheel so its not that big a feat 🙄

[@nmesnlanan5160]

*asian parents

[@AsherBlitz]

asian fathers*

[@Xeno574]

And I prefer the other Asian father side

[@torazely]

@@plainlyabrick that "one arm" part was almost horrible foreshadowing there...

[@steponmeladydimitrescu2847]

That feeling in a race when you passed everyone and looked back to see no one is just truly satisfying

[@suntzu6085]

"The greatest victory is that which requires no battle." -Me My book

[@4days448]

Is that your quote if so that pretty good!

[@GymRat-7192]

@@4days448 it is his qoute as he's the REAL Sun tzu

[@enzuo4673]

Can i get your autograph bro

[@rustwells]

""The greatest victory is that which requires no battle." -Me My book" -Sun Tzu

[@cookie.2118]

@Dreyarde oh, I see what you did there.

[@steven-eb8zw]

I dont think people truly understand how insane this is. To run the 3 fastest laps ever in a single race, set the new world record, demolish the field by 30 seconds, all while losing time still? This is usain bolt level domination.

[@thecountercounter9127]

"This must be how pizza hut feels!" Hes one step closer to achieving what no other can *out pizzaing the hut*

[@user-gi2uh2vc6k]

This is so awful how many people doesn't get his reference... Why would he be talking about a random restaurant chain?

[@thecountercounter9127]

@@user-gi2uh2vc6k you missed the hard left turn into downtown jokesville

[@sacredfalsch]

@@thecountercounter9127 No he is right, this comment thinks he was talking about pizza hut because it does sound like that and lots of people dont know the youtuber

[@AhmedAhmed-ii4pe]

@@sacredfalsch No he doesn't do you really think he wouldn't know someone that came first in ace race in like 13 mccs?

[@sacredfalsch]

@@AhmedAhmed-ii4pe Who wouldn’t know?

[@burj9842]

*A 5 minute run is definitely possible as techno can snatch a few more seconds from this mistakes:* 0:39 - Hitting the wall losting momentum costing him a few seconds 1:48 - Landing on the concrete, not instantly boosting resulting to a few seconds (Thanks to @Proxima for spotting this one) 2:07 - Could have saved a few seconds if he perfectly executed the shortcut 2:41 - Missed the dropper losing a little bit of time 2:48 - Like Techno said himself he missed the boost costing a few seconds 3:38 - Hit the top of the booster costing him some time 3:41 - Landed on the soul sand and losing his sprint costing him a few seconds 3:55 - Same as Lap 2 but he hopped on the minecart much faster 4:07 - Awkward landing to the slab compared to 0:36 (Again, thanks to @Proxima for spotting it out!) 4:11 - Same as Lap 1 Hitting the wall and losing momentum *Extras that I don't know will save time but can be improve upon* 1:12 and 2:57 - He hit the edge of the block losing his sprint for a little 1:37, 3:22, and 5:08 - If he were to look down and accelerated he MIGHT have saved some time Techno's "Shortcut" which he talks about in 4:44 *A/N - I'm not trying to downgrade techno's run, It truly was a spectacular run with an almost perfect execution that's why showing him this mistakes can let him know from a viewer's perspective what to improve upon. Basically I just want to see a 5 minute run next MCC and I want technoblade to get that run*

[@Alexis-ss4hw]

How long did this take to type

[@burj9842]

@@Alexis-ss4hw around 30 mins actually; However, it took alot of focus and I might have missed a few skips and speculated time saves

[@agirl824]

I think the best run (of some tester ) is just under 5 mins.

[@woeisme3018]

Sadly techno isnt in next mcc

[@bleflar9183]

Technoblade fans in a nutshell.

[@applelon]

my guy got on trending with an unused second channel video, his POWER

[@wowdogememe1541]

The power of the blade

[@arighostea]

He's a god amongst men.

[@Joat_SPRITE]

Yt recommended this to me 2 years later. Technoblade never dies.

[@IronmanSweat]

Well he does when he gets cancer 😂😂

[@MotojiroKaiji]

@@IronmanSweatthe cancer died with him it’s a draw it ain’t a loss shut the fk up.

[@CdogThePro]

“I MIGHT NOT WIN BUT I CAN MAKE THEM LOSE!” -Technoblade MCC 5

[@razeshrir6519]

Fall guys in a nutshell

[@burcopresents]

*When you’re impostor and gonna be voted out so you tell everyone you’re teammate is blue but it’s actually black*

[@Neravy2]

I love how Technoblade is clickbaiting the name Technoblade even though his name is Technoblade so if he uses Technoblade he is referring to Technoblade in third person.

[@AlexiusRedwood]

If for the views baaaaaby

[@accountdisbanded]

Sneak 0

[@yolanda18161]

the algorithm

[@yakuza_toast8033]

Technoception

[@bianxahhh]

so many technoblades

[@aicutora818]

I've binge watched so much Techno recently that I keep reading everyone's comments in his voice.

[@tejakausik6205]

ME TOO

[@luisvillarreal6891]

Damn man I still tear up when I see one of his videos on my recommended

[@monet2983]

we were all losing hope... it had been a year since the last upload on thy channel and yet, we were still holding on with the hope that one day, he might just upload once more. and now, staaring at the notification, once again there is peace.

[@frostwaslost7232]

we stayed and got what we always needed

[@user-sc9ht2tb7u]

POG

[@duckymaggs5249]

Amen

[@shashankmuralidharan8710]

Kind of sounds like your lie in april

[@tamashi_soul]

☹️

[@Madman5465]

Techno passing James charles and being a round ahead.

[@Ashfer2]

Techno finished all 3 before Quackity finished his first lap lmao. Poor Quackity @5:48

[@danieleckert9096]

poor quackity

[@totmgsrockxd9900]

"On your left."

[@casual1016]

He didn’t do it with a steering wheel blindfolded, GARBAGE.

[@beckettgarvin6250]

Ikr? He didn’t even use his feet to control the steering wheel

[@NJRidhan]

Only first smh

[@jamhopsey]

Get good nerd

[@swapnageorge4018]

He didn't even do it without having any oxygen with his arms cut off!

[@creativeicon5628]

while farming potatoes

[@Youpess1]

youtube randomly recommended this back to me, and im happy with it

[@super_incapable]

After a fact check I have confirmed the description is accurate

[@willbowers1185]

I agree

[@ral8964]

agreed

[@imagine8398]

Yes this is true alright

[@thenoobiestnoob9152]

Alternate Title: "I became a speedrunner just to cyberbully KZbinrs in Minecraft Championships"

[@knight764]

This channel is the only other channel on KZbin that has a even worse upload schedule then his main channel

[@adm6309]

No, better

[@GumbyAwooga]

Let me introduce you to a KZbinr named JonTron.

[@seignee]

jschlattLive : "First time?"

[@xxvii9476]

W2S: are you sure about that?

[@mixedmark3414]

tupep there is no upload schedule worst than w2s.

[@tylerroberts5310]

Everything feels so bittersweet can’t believe he is gone RIP a legend

[@ambri6248]

he’s gonna return a few days later with a “technoblade never dies” or a “haha i tricked u nerds”

[@olaffilo8972]

@@ambri6248 its always nice to have some hope

[@GulibleKarma20]

@@ambri6248 unlikely but imagine if that happens i also imagined if something similar to that happens

[@jasmeet_singh2028]

Lol he ded lol (he wanted his death to be memed)

[@questioning7374]

For years we have waited for any form of upload on this channel.Searching notifications day after day.Unfortunately only Tommyinnit and WilburSoot uploads lay in the drop down list. Slowly but surely all forms of hope depleted due to the lack of uploads, disarray and misery left in its place.After many moons of this depressive state a strange event occurred.A beacon of hope emerged from the notifications.It was none other than a Technothepig upload.The amount of sheer joy that had resided within us was unbelievable. Never had we experienced such quantities of glee.This was a day that would go down in history.

[@Kumar-ez2zm]

You could say, its a bacon of hope.

[@quinnw919]

“Why am I forever a torpedo!?!?” Questions that may never be answered.

[@drav1ty895]

When no one broke your record so you beat it yourself *They call me The Mad Man*

[@4manart]

I randomly got this today on my feed and I still miss him. He's one of the reasons why I watch MCC. I really miss him

[@idkanymore8643]

He did it. He finally uploaded on this channel. Took him a year but he did it.

[@supersonicthz]

Clip channels: wow technoblade did so good, this will be easy content for my channel! I can’t wait to post his epic ace race! Techno: Fine, I’ll do it myself

[@LividSky]

All of the clip channels views are now Technoblade’s views

[@Cekofari]

Only 1st place with a world record-breaking time and 3 flawless laps? L

[@Chips48]

L for legendary

[@secretsilver3662]

you say world record like the entire world has access to play in the event

[@Blackout_]

Yeah like in the 2nd lap he didn't get the extra catapult from the trident, like we KNOW he can do better

[@OfStarrySkiesandFireflies]

@@secretsilver3662 i mean like, its still word-record anyways...

[@jackokjack6650]

@@secretsilver3662 come down.

[@AstrelleEva]

And now, he is dead, and no one Will ever beat those records. RIP Alex, we Will always love you

[@lilyhart3204]

every techno fan rn: THE KING HAS RETURNED

[@Nyerguds]

He never left, scrub :p

[@khaskid]

@@pwerserg1 yes love streaming. BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD

[@Blackout_]

Nyerguds well he did basically leave this channel for a year

[@Nyerguds]

@@Blackout_ Well this is his secondary channel. It's for derping around.

[@pwerserg1]

That’s getting deleted

[@windydayys]

What a great upload schedule, almost as good as that guy Technoblade.

[@grottyband8052]

“Fortunately this was the only game of the tournament.” -Sun Tzu, The Art of War

[@lupin4202]

Got recommended to me 2 years later R.I.P Technoblade