Technoblade DESTROYS EVERYONE in a Rap Battle (Jackbox) ft Quackity, Tubbo and Ranboo

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[@rektz7295]

I see this video is blowing up haha. We all miss him 💔💔. I hope you guys check out my new content I made a video essay on the RISE of Jschlatt 🐑: kzbin.info/www/bejne/r5bXdmiilNt9hMUsi=bFmPg7C6uqaNDkF5

[@mynameisjeff9474]

1:43 Technoblade: 69% *"That's what u get for less subscribers fooooool"*

[@redsusoverparadise2700]

nice

[@phoevie_]

*Y E A H H HH H H H HH H H HH H H H H H H H H H *

[@riskiadityacahyadiputrano3725]

Nice

[@aso-chan]

69 maaaaaannn-ü

[@DopeThug]

Funny Number Haha

[@iplayminecraft2248]

everyone: talking about techno rapping me: he is having conversation with ranboo

[@nuet_5114]

Sameeeeeeeeee-

[@angeliquevanbeulen9548]

Exactly!

[@cawmellian3394]

yEAH!!! is this the first ranboo technoblade interaction?!

[@nuet_5114]

@@cawmellian3394 I think so!? I was laughing like crazy when it streamed lmao-

[@alloftheabsurd]

@@ForeverSisters1234 I’m pretty sure the link to the vod is in the description

[@_bludie_]

He’s probably destroying every god in a rap battle rn.

[@fart63]

Once he defeats god he is gonna drop so much XP

[@dobeikwan3684]

@@fart63fr

[@foxicecube]

from the 2 million people he killed in the bible, probably@@fart63

[@MyoticTesseract]

“I hate you I hate you I hate you I hate you” Truer words have never been spoken.

[@matil7880]

"You're all losing to a dropout" *-Technoblade*

[@AliG_]

😂

[@junk2040]

To be fair, he only dropped out cause KZbin was the safe option

[@matil7880]

I get that, just quoting it becuz funne :L

[@evette866]

No no good friend, it’s not like that “You’re all losing to a dropout” -Sun Tzu, The Art of War

[@elenabaker8873]

an ENGLISH MAJOR dropout

[@alyssa734]

Tubbo: **struggles to read his own thing** Quackity: *visible concern*

[@saucemonster7137]

he's dyslexic so

[@crimson_red3765]

@@saucemonster7137 wait what-

[@grimmygrim9448]

@@crimson_red3765 yes he’s dyslexic

[@newguy8288]

@@grimmygrim9448 The verdes themselves still kinda trash tho, but the delivery is justified

[@crimson_red3765]

@@grimmygrim9448 Oh- well now I know-

[@oofbruh2607]

My favorite part about the whole stream is Quackity saying “techno you gotta rap” and techno panics for a second: “I gotta rap??” then completely nails it without more than a second of hesitation

[@iamyourboredom6678]

We all will miss his sarcastic, witty humor. Fly high, king. You better be conquering heaven as I am typing this. Rest easy, Techno.

[@djthefox6762]

"THAT BABY BETTER LEARN THEORETICAL PHYSICS RIGHT NOW!"

[@dobeikwan3684]

he DEFINITELY is

[@liveenoot6698]

English major dropping heat

[@pervezmcdoom7396]

Here before 100 licks

[@AliG_]

@@pervezmcdoom7396 same

[@jj_falcon2117]

It’s an English minor

[@abbilm4464]

@@pervezmcdoom7396 did you mean lick or like😂

[@rafhaelgonzales3436]

english major dropped

[@noonedream9333]

“Stop pity voting that’s how he became president” as if executing him once wasn’t enough Techno

[@diegorafaelgarciagodosonof161]

Twice

[@diomon4257]

@@diegorafaelgarciagodosonof161 about to be thrice in techno's next stream in 2 hours

[@averageda9328]

@@diomon4257 techno is gonna stream today?

[@roryan1434]

@@averageda9328 he is

[@averageda9328]

@@roryan1434 noices

[@QwerginMemes]

ranboo: "youre gonna be known only by the grave on your land" people in the future: And I took that personally.

[@DiamondTheGamer]

😭💀

[@Sappho-ww4xb]

YOU DID NOT-

[@foxicecube]

NAHHHHH

[@littleflybzz]

Rip Techno. You had the best bars and we will forever miss you.

[@MeCantSpell]

Can't believe it's more than a month!

[@leahs28]

Technoblade is an English major. *You can’t beat that.* *That’s a fact*

[@jj_falcon2117]

No he isn’t

[@lana.starhaze]

@@jj_falcon2117 yes he is smartass

[@chisei261]

@@lana.starhaze no he is major in party games minor in english

[@rioloved1109]

party games is the major english is the minor

[@jj_falcon2117]

@@lana.starhaze no he isn’t smartass he majors in party games

[@sirspamsalot9063]

“Chat stop pity voting that’s how he became president” -Technoblade, 2020 (talking about Tubbo)

[@oscaybuscuits6205]

This sounds like a future AP world history question

[@alexthesugarchild3856]

I voted tubbo when he won, bc I thought he actually did better smh

[@Zachcraycray]

“9”

[@michalo.gregorius1313]

13:14 for those wondering

[@fioremio]

PLS I'M-

[@aerohydreigon1101]

I just realized "If you know the enemy and know yourself, you need not fear the result of a hundred battles." is a lot more effective in rap battles

[@madog52]

7:48 imagine if techno put “I’m going to beat you with this pick”

[@cherryhill9055]

Bruhhhh

[@razorwolf2758]

I would have joined techno in the afterlife them

[@nschannel826]

"Dream exile Tommyinnit from L'manburg now" HE DID _NOT_ JUST DO THAT

[@stephaniejanong4146]

HE DID

[@abbilm4464]

NO WAY :○

[@user-wx6in4yu5m]

FRRR

[@milkyyyyway]

I think he just did..

[@omransaeed1988]

He indeed did, If you used the organs known as eyes and ears to observe the screen of your device, you’d know.

[@invalidusrname5702]

“Chat, stop pity voting thats how he became president!” Jesus Christ, Tubbo got executed twice-

[@rheabittle1167]

13:11

[@bagel_dev]

@@jihyuuuu these minecraft lyrics get boring after time.

[@lav_button2023]

Damn, double homicide 💀

[@saifkhan-kc9ec]

technoblade got more pity vote or is it simp vote idk

[@rik80280]

and now it's thrice after that comment of ice

[@K_B_C]

Techno: *Throwing the most sickest raps Tubbo: I HATE YOU I HATE YOU

[@FurryBenderRealNoWay]

He may be gone, but we'll always remember him as the ultimate rapper :') Rest in peace, Techno.

[@bengermin3104]

techno be beating everyone in physical and mental battles

[@primo3621]

343 and no comments

[@eidolon9012]

Tru

[@laarnierosepayumo567]

your pfp is cursed

[@exaaalted]

Physical, Virtual, Mental and Musical battles.

[@MrCookedPork]

Dreams better

[@jamhopsey]

Technoblade and Jackbox is such a funny concept

[@sleepychameleonboi6395]

It's so unatural that it pairs to be a Master piece caus eye has no idea what he's doing half the time but he randomly just absolutely nails it using his pure gaming talent

[@beddrunk]

It was unexpected but it worked

[@iyoka5790]

English major ehem

[@bubblegumshrimp914]

it’s insane.. I need more

[@emmyhope4353]

Hes one of the few people that have never played the game

[@averagegamer463]

"Train for another million years." OK. Won't be able to use the training but sure, I'll train. Gonna have to join you in the afterlife but I'll train.

[@Thelisreal-sh3tz]

Techno was so competitive that he could never lose. He literally could not.

[@Asylia5911]

Ranboo’s “oh no” when he sees who he’s paired up against XD

[@userK77920]

XD

[@Aralc638]

When?

[@Asylia5911]

@@Aralc638 around 0:25 ish

[@galacticsalt7336]

@@Aralc638 it’s kinda hard to hear so you have to listen for it

[@ilikechez5775]

You expect the man who created the blitz rap not to dominate this?

[@joshuagoh1087]

Getting bored, of walls 2

[@rosysky3120]

I should find a new minigame

[@dergos05]

@@fexilsehn6445 Oh my god, the fuck is this

[@ecxdee]

Yeaaa boi

[@Anzorious]

@@dergos05 so many op kits

[@Blaze00XD]

13:51 His bars still hit hard even in death, Respect.

[@Blaze00XD]

14:38 wise words

[@thisaccountisnolongeractive5]

"If you wish to defeat me, train for another million years!" *-Technoblade*

[@thelocalwizard3268]

Who wins: English major dropout vs dyslexic teenager

[@candythunda720]

I'm just guessing here but, dyslexic teenager?

[@avachys9271]

@@candythunda720 tubbo

[@eros3453]

@@avachys9271 tubbo

[@eros3453]

tubbo

[@eros3453]

tubbo

[@amelia507]

Techno's English Major: "It's my time to shine" edit: yes I know he dropped out of college

[@secondarygumby319]

@Caitlin Buensuceso and this is a party game

[@pervezmcdoom7396]

@@secondarygumby319 hu

[@evervirescent]

tubbo’s dyslexia:

[@ecxdee]

He dropped out doe(to left click ice for those who remember)

[@matt1429]

@@evervirescent damn

[@brokenearth7079]

His name is Technoblade, they say he never dies If you watch us today, you'll see it's all lies He's ending up on r/murderedbywords Fight me, rap battle, that's what you heard.

[@KryaTheEgghead]

Damn- that's one heck of a rap

[@brokenearth7079]

@Tj25 like ten minutes

[@frogking-jn5rz]

@@brokenearth7079 the things people are saying about him is a reference to his classic line "Technoblade never dies"

[@itssultan41]

I never imagined his death was near he was a living legend rip techno

[@dorkus7331]

We need a Dream vs. Technoblade 100000 Dollar rap battle

[@shootyroomy1240]

yeap definitely

[@vtghosted]

I love them both so much but like- I already know techno would beat up the green tellatubi (have no idea how to spell that LMAO)

[@evette866]

@@vtghosted telleTUBBO you mean

[@_username]

@@vtghosted Let's be honest, Dreams gonna get all the votes

[@mhzack499]

@@_username sadly, that is true

[@abs_4_days710]

Poor dyslexic Tubbo. This is definitely not his game lol

[@myamartinez8447]

And plus it didnt help that it was 5 in the morning for him

[@honeybeee13]

Pity votihh bbh

[@oofbruh2607]

Tubbo was so sleep deprived I’m not holding it against him

[@sofiense379]

Abby Chart YEAH DYSLEXIC GANG

[@thesemideus_yadni1175]

Is tubbo really dyslexic? I don't know sorry

[@Aticux-x]

"We found Tubbo on the side of the street now he’s president" -Philza 2020

[@Vanguard-oi6gi]

Quackity: "That's favoritism" Techno: *grabs brick*

[@the-lb4ue]

Tubbo: has dyslexia Techno: *a n e n g l I s h m a j o r*

[@lordlisby3892]

english,1 L

[@Arandomperson1327]

It’s like drop kicking a toddler

[@GraveFogLight]

@@Arandomperson1327 OFFICER I DROP KICKED THAT CHILD IN SEPF DEFENSE

[@bababubatz8351]

@@lordlisby3892 read it again fam

[@leeknowssweatglandsss8677]

Itachi Uchiha read it again this time carefully

[@bobyg6365]

Im pretty happy Technos trying new things, this SMP did him good

[@userK77920]

Yeaa, hes even streaming more often now! More techno content

[@TommasProGaminggg]

Well i mean he did overwatch and fortnite other than mine raft some years ago

[@theprofessor1554]

@@TommasProGaminggg half hearted attempt at overwatch and fortnite

[@harmonyapril]

Also with new people

[@ksprdotexe]

He's filling out his social quota for the year :") proud of him

[@melodytheatre2887]

Y’all are overlooking how incredible all of Quackity’s verses were

[@mahadevkanodia]

"Technoblade never dies" He may be gone now but will forever live in our hearts

[@i_will_eat_your_vibes2633]

they really had the dyslexic kid play a game that is based solely off of reading and writing

[@erin7800]

it was 5am for him too lmao

[@jerm70]

He knew what he was getting into.

[@AngieAJ]

And had to battle a english major

[@notshubhransh]

Ey b0ss

[@alliumboo7003]

Sure did lol

[@notme3603]

Im citing “You can’t just keep bullying people online” “That’s what my teacher said and I made it a career”

[@alex2005z]

You forgot the online

[@Techmoblad]

From the skeppy video he made

[@noradragonheart1825]

“Forget about showing up in the finale” Well that didn’t age very well-

[@B3XBP0]

Rest in peace technoblade o7

[@woogwoogbargbarg501]

“im gonna beat you with a brick” i was surprised that techno said that but also not

[@caitlin-ck2cy]

Same💀💀

[@adufflebag1466]

Didn’t he name his horse in blitz brick

[@dull_demon4717]

@@adufflebag1466 yes

[@evantyler8647]

Should a said I'm gonna beat you with a pick

[@goldfishsupremacy]

I had a mental image of him hitting someone with a horse so thank you

[@floor3629]

techno and ranboo against each other just sounds like one person roasting themself lmao

[@lyxla2579]

Left Brain vs Right Brain

[@jaeahn_]

@@lyxla2579 Ranboo is right, Techno is left

[@theconstellationofboredom8635]

I can hear their similarities but personally I can identify that they are different. Their voices are different so I dont really get why people keep saying they are the same. They just have some similarities dude.

[@Mari-gq2jp]

Techno's voice is a lot louder

[@AceKaliburOfficial]

he insulted techno not using facecam. and now we know why he didnt...

[@Zyphon]

13:53 Techno popping off, going after Ranboo's merch

[@KilljoyHaxsy]

Hallo Zyphon

[@iblxsted5743]

truuuueeee

[@oldbeast4884]

Hah verified kid only 36 likes

[@oldbeast4884]

XD

[@bacon_bois1999]

@@oldbeast4884 bruh

[@BigWatameFan]

dude these orphans are getting destroyed

[@henryhaines3681]

Second worst thing that's ever happened to them

[@turkia6148]

@@henryhaines3681 what is the first thing?

[@izzybeella8237]

@@turkia6148 well, they're orphans

[@6ixxera9iner55]

@@turkia6148 they weren't always orphans

[@null8384]

Obliterated you mean

[@bearclaw5764]

"NOT EVEN CLOSE BABY TECHNOBLADE NEVER DIES!!!"

[@minty2505]

“You’re gonna be known only by the grave on your land” 1:15

[@braydenpeck2230]

That didn’t age well

[@braydenpeck2230]

Also he was kinda right

[@thevegancheapskate]

Not to mention Tubbo’s dyslexia, but he also sounds so tired while playing this, and let me tell you dyslexia and being tired don’t mix well-

[@qisty3017]

I heard it was 5 am in his country when they were playing

[@erin7800]

@@qisty3017 yeah it was

[@jerm70]

Tubbo gets more clout this way.

[@timothynicholson4328]

I feel so bad for him, he has dyslexia so it’s really hard for him to read the words. And yeah he sounded really tired and exhausted.

[@leahjohn5760]

@@jerm70 um not rlly? If it was 5 am in the morning AND you were dyslexic, would you be able to do better than tubbo?

[@brawhallaspam1489]

bro i feel so bad for quackity he always kills the freestyles but no one votes for him

[@saamqri2507]

the chat was so bullshit that stream LMAO. they were only voting for favorites. im glad that nothing like this happened with the quackity + dream team streams at least :")

[@thtguy-fr9ny]

@@saamqri2507 yeah the techno stans are starting to get *really* hypocritical...

[@starramazing9646]

@@thtguy-fr9ny dude it's just chat trolling

[@Sayu-Ogiwara]

@@thtguy-fr9ny yo facts I feel like it’s more of the new stans then the long time stans that is ruining the techno fan base legacy

[@aadilshabier]

@@thtguy-fr9ny bruhh they pity voted for tubbo wym?

[@TheCodaCrew]

1:09 this hits harder now in hindsight

[@avalanche5790]

He's gonna destroy Jesus in his rap battle

[@dylanlollar6045]

God tubbo is amazing for giving it all w his dyslexia, he did great

[@pretendimnothere6087]

true, he a pog champ :DD

[@lydiaburchill9748]

i keep forgetting he’s dyslexic, so it’s so wholesome that he still puts in so much effort

[@chocobun4879]

@@lydiaburchill9748 I feel bad. I forgot for a second he was dyslexic,so trying to read the rap for him would be a struggle. I know the game doesn't have too,but I hope they add text for people who have dyslexia.

[@user-jb7qi3po7n]

He did his best and yes thats very great :)

[@goodname7660]

@@chocobun4879 what do you mean text for people with dyslexia? That makes no sense

[@bocobipbrookiebradgaming7838]

Techno raps at 0:44 7:33 13:49

[@giae6564]

ur da hero we all needed

[@toxicmentality6397]

Who are you? So wise in the ways of science

[@bocobipbrookiebradgaming7838]

@@giae6564 really?! I’m just some random person on the internet that help people skip all of the unnecessary bits to get to the juicy parts of the video. And your calling me a hero?nah!

[@cherryhill9055]

The last one is so brutal ngl

[@cherryhill9055]

Also thanks

[@4phra]

Rest In Peace Techno. ❤️

[@ZenganTheFool]

Idk why i love techno's voice so much, it's just freaking gold

[@No_Comment63]

Yeah

[@qibli379]

Tubbo bring dyslexic makes his parts soooooo funny

[@aimmelee]

*bring*

[@landerjohn842]

Makes it sad.

[@happily_4everafter]

it doesnt tho

[@dull_demon4717]

Eh

[@mannnnnnnnnnn7777]

14:38 *If you wish to defeat me, train for another million years*

[@xdestroyr69x_76]

quackity deserves more love here he’s the main one hyping other people’s verses

[@x0blue339]

no one: Ranboo & Technoblade at the same time: The pity votes at 3:22

[@nekurokundesu]

Technoblades social skill is getting higher cuz of dream smp, and with some friends.

[@notpresobama1553]

We love to see it

[@boxoftruffles6217]

They did Tubbo so dirty with this one HAHAHHA

[@random_name_here7355]

Techno is showing off his major english skills by now

[@quansanspringle950]

Quackity was right technoblade is not showing up in the finale rest in peace technoblade 2022 you inspired me to be great

[@serenag217]

I literally went “why is Tubbo rapping so slow?” I COMPLETELY FORGOT HE IS DYSLEXIC AHAHA-

[@randomperson8994]

@KSK Fan 5*

[@timothynicholson4328]

it’s kind of sad though because he can’t read it. This is not the game for him

[@GumSkyloard]

Actually.. He seemed tired as well. I don't think his dyslexia is the only thing that's hurting him here.

[@jaala9878]

No one Technoblade: "I'm going to punt you to the moon" And I live by that 😌

[@angel-bk3gq]

On the other hand- Phil: "I'm gonna punt you straight to the f-ing sun"

[@houdini9739]

@@angel-bk3gq oh god I can hear that in my head, what video is it from?

[@jeremysellers7986]

"I'm gonna punt you to the moon" is actually an amazing line

[@Comit99]

Techno: your all losing to a dropout! Me: *wheeze* ‘ hysterical laughter’

[@dr.rhowsen]

These were so painfully underwhelming that they somehow looped back around to being entertaining.

[@woogwoogbargbarg501]

have u watched the lunch club jackbox’s

[@letsgofishing5238]

@@woogwoogbargbarg501 based

[@Xaruzo]

I think Techno just reached 4 million subscribers today, congrats to him

[@HickoryDickory1984]

He did

[@if_ur_bored_and_u_know_it_5716]

I thought it was yesterday but mebbe different time zones

[@snortingpistol9383]

4.5 2 weeks later

[@apersonyoudontknow971]

Ooh this didnt age well lol

[@noname-it2wt]

@@apersonyoudontknow971 he had 4 mil at the time so that was cringe

[@thatkidopp6394]

Rip king techno and wish the best of these comments 2 years ago that praised him in his existence. We miss you techno

[@phrog7974]

Techno didn’t just bury Ranboo on the mic, He buried his entire fucking *Career* Ranboo will never recover from the psychological scars

[@scouserindonesia740]

0:50 its ironic how Ranboob is actually taller than The Blade

[@serxuegoldisprettyuselessi2683]

Techno is really fucking tall ngl

[@vtghosted]

@@serxuegoldisprettyuselessi2683 BROOO YESS- I honestly didn't believe ranboo taller then him but when I actually first saw him I was like "OH"

[@cuttingedge4915]

@@serxuegoldisprettyuselessi2683 techno 6’3

[@cuttingedge4915]

@@serxuegoldisprettyuselessi2683 ranboob 6’6

[@benbenoy4419]

Damn minecraft gamers are really tall

[@oddlye151]

I need more content of this four they're hilarious

[@Manavine]

Quackity: "don't vote for favorites" Techno's viewers: wow I didn't know he showed for this stream

[@htfldoomed]

Now he’s dead. “Technoblade never dies” As long as we keep him in our hearts ♥️ R.I.P Technoblade we love you.

[@bevhe]

When ranboo found out he was going against techno his quiet “oh no” was wonderful

[@siriusk1453]

Quackity "You don't have a face cam you live in freight" Techno, literally doesn't bother looking at the face cam every time or stay within a face cam, and shows his faces in beating hardcore using steering wheel because he doesn't care

[@cortyq3960]

ok

[@fellowcuber4306]

Ok

[@ImSanzie]

ok

[@horikless]

Ok

[@lukbomr.3112]

Ok

[@Glossy_Mossy]

R.I.P Technoblade 'TECHNOBLADE NEVER DIES" You shall be missed Goodbye My Lord

[@knobletosyt3709]

Ranboo’s first rap aged absolutely horrifically

[@mobassassinj4849]

I wish I could see his chat going "BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD"

[@kat1e_s755]

tubbo: I'm gonna say my rap perfectly Tubbo's dyslexia: Im boutta ruin this whole man's career

[@user-py4zm2ln1i]

Techno is destroying people in rap battles in heaven,R.I.P king👑

[@unbow]

1:10 RIP Technoblade. Technoblade never dies.

[@revacc]

that's a rough one to listen to now

[@takoomer9339]

When Big Q rap battles Schlatt its a whole different story, a story about certain things in public.

[@eashepard9443]

“Your all losing to a drop out!” Techno 2020

[@NecroLord0311]

you will never be forgotten Technoblade

[@squirtle_10]

i’m going to miss technoblade destroying everyone in jackbox

[@matt.b8270]

The best part of techno's last rhyme was the "miss the mark" part because that is actually ranboo's real name! (Mark)

[@rainespiano]

Ooooooh damn that was good!!

[@ceres1snow]

That.. thats not true

[@magicpinkgamer7815]

How do you know?

[@ceres1snow]

@@magicpinkgamer7815 I'm pretty sure it was a joke by tubbo because ranboo surely wouldn't leak his first name like that

[@palmberry5576]

@@ceres1snow yeah it’s toby

[@summer4137]

We all knew what was gonna happen when Walmart Techno tried to one-up Target Techno

[@justinclark4307]

Ranboo is the only person I would expect "The France" from..

[@user-my5me2jt1r]

Rip techno

[@Aksaggeration.]

came here earlier than expected

[@thespecialedkid3965]

i literally just came from the stream

[@learningtodrawstudios4773]

Same

[@whale_inc9646]

I slept

[@trueaidooo]

thats what my girlfriend said

[@bluetube767]

IS NO ONE GONNA TALK ABOUT THE FACT THAT HE POSTED THIS COMNENT BEFORE THE VIDEO EVEN BEEN UPLOADED!?!?!?

[@samueldonascimentodossanto4266]

i was laughing so loud at tubbo's lyrics, then i remembered he's dyslexic....

[@milfsonly7839]

The blade never dies, even in rap battles

[@trentenogletree5898]

You know that's really it's different now that he's gone but it gives you a chance to be happy and still laugh and have a good time.