Dream and Technoblade arguing for 5 minutes straight

Hello! I made this compilation because I want to share with you how funny and competitive Dream and Technoblade are!
My editing style include adding various animations, music to suit the idea of the video, gaming subtitles, zooms, visual dialogue, transitions, thumbnails to fit the idea of the video (and more) and it's all to make a video more entertaining and amusing and lovely!
Hope you'll enjoy it!
Dream's channel - / dreamtraps
Technoblade's channel - / technoblade
Quackity's channel - / quackityhq
part with the DreamXD - • forming a secret organ...
part with the Jackbox - / 884008686
part with the "hey YOU" - • Nothing bad ever happe...
parts with bullying the homeless teletubby - • becoming unbelievably ...
outro music - Mark Generous - Orange And Pomegranate

[@decaffoxtrot4413]

1:39 Dream: hey *punches techno* Techno: *fucking stabs him* hey you.

[@marksczar]

"woah, chill"

[@angelaweaver9250]

Where’s bad boy halo

[@marksczar]

@@angelaweaver9250 what

[@angelaweaver9250]

@@marksczar he says language every time someone cusses

[@marksczar]

@@angelaweaver9250 oh lmao i thought you heard his voice but i dont think he was in the vc so i was confused sorry

[@shottiez]

"YOU WOULDNT KNOW MY HOUSE IT GOES TO ANOTHER SCHOOL"

[@hay394]

One of the most iconic quotes from his streams

[@pigeon1017]

i have no idea what that meant but i loved it anyway

[@hay394]

@@pigeon1017 it’s mocking the people that go “ you wouldn’t know my bf/gf (or best friend) they go to a different school”

[@lils426]

@@pigeon1017 it usually means the bf/gf doesn’t exist

[@prin.x0]

@@pigeon1017 it basically is the saying ' you wouldn't know (insert person) they go to a different school' 99% of the people who say this are lying

[@thespacebaryonyx6007]

“Its a hard word to spell” “YOU’RE AN ENGLISH MAJOR”

[@toaster3665]

*”I DROPPED OUT OF COLLEGE BECAUSE MINECRAFT WAS THE ONLY THING I HAD THE INTELLECTUAL CAPACITY FOR!!”*

[@paracetamod]

This two radiates twin vibes. They are literally feared by many in different ways, but messes around with one another. Both powerful and loves bullying a _child_

[@DazzlingPotatoes]

Yessss

[@janine2313]

“I’m ahead of this guy in the rap, in the duel, and in Minecraft average scores” Dream lost 3 canon lives to Technoblade

[@canarymc]

RIP

[@ascendingmofo2943]

😂

[@bamama1365]

K.O.

[@josefinaespinoza6368]

HOLY SHIT

[@anxiousshowercurtain1630]

R.I.P

[@tomatobruv76]

I swear, these two are like brothers who always bicker but at the end they eventually say "Fuck you, and I'll see you tomorrow"

[@sliggoomaster7213]

@@QcL. no thanks, i dont want to start watching another youtuber, i already had to wipe the people i was subbed to once, and i dont want to do it again

[@long_term_karma9899]

@@QcL. Nah I don't like the people who self promote in the comments, they're always annoying

[@MrBurgerXP]

any askers

[@andrewzhu5394]

@@MrBurgerXP Ikr

[@whattheduck5833]

Unfortunately there wouldn't be a tomorrow anymore. Technoblade never dies. R.I.P

[@gameninjac6608]

"There's a big cobblestone tower!" "That was naturally generated!" Man, the new 1.17 biomes do be looking kinda weird not gonna lie.

[@04ahrenadhikary9g4]

True I heard there's going to be more of them in the official version

[@denatyeatsnuggets7274]

yeah i think there will also be a new naturally generated house ruin with a picture of wilbur and tommy's faces in it

[@myweirdsecondchannelwithap2771]

They do be lookin nice and poggers

[@Laura-zo7wx]

It’s so funny because after these arguments people actually thought Dream was homeless and didn’t own three different bases throughout the timeline of the smp, and then Tommy said “I want to build my hotel on top of Dreams old house” and chat freaked out.

[@bubblesawesome3284]

“Your name isn’t Pizza Hut” most iconic line ever.

[@hanayo8177]

*PeteZahHutt. Techno's talking about the YTuber Pete

[@XReactionsOG]

@@hanayo8177 calling Pete a youtuber these days is funny

[@hanayo8177]

@@XReactionsOG 👁️👄👁️

[@XReactionsOG]

@@hanayo8177 it’s a joke he streams all the time but he’s very inconsistent with uploads but it’s fine he’s my favourite streamer

[@mrbogs4591]

@@hanayo8177 I thought that said V-Tuber and I thought Pete has gone into a very different field

[@aracelyvizcaino1558]

the 2 dislikes are from Dream and DreamXD because technoblade was winning most of those arguments

[@bobsdad2992]

Now it's 3 drista also dislike it

[@noctuabird]

@@bobsdad2992 now it’s 4 because of George the dream simp

[@bobsdad2992]

@@noctuabird yeah

[@breakfast_food]

@@bobsdad2992 now it’s five. Must’ve been there from a 1 in a 7.5 trillion chance

[@bobsdad2992]

@@breakfast_food omg that's a POG moment clip that clip that

[@lidiouz1439]

Dream: Whats that Is that a cobblestone tower?? Technoblade: THAT WAS NATURALLY GENERATED

[@KinokoKomedianCheese]

Imagine dream clicked the bed when it was night and it said “Dream has made the achievement: Sweet Dreams”

[@Moonlight-um5fw]

Sweet dreams are made of this, who am I to disagree?

[@anonguy772]

Techno: Oh are they? *attempts to eat Dream alive*

[@natlhn6768]

Dream would just argue about "I DONT HAVE A BED IN MY HOUSE!"

[@emmamartinez8658]

@@Moonlight-um5fw Traveled the world and the sevens seas

[@femkeholleman9386]

@@emmamartinez8658 everybody is looking for something

[@kriichan6100]

Their friendship is so underrated tho

[@DazzlingPotatoes]

It seriously is. They both are amazing at Minecraft and shouldn't be compared. No competition

[@def3ndr887]

Cus there’s plenty of room in Techno’s shadow

[@JayD30]

@@def3ndr887 good one

[@namhavyas9538]

Ya

[@pauldetomas1611]

@@def3ndr887 *Extensive Comprehensive knowledge of ancient china.*

[@shrew_3132]

The hey and hey YOU is just hilarious

[@canarymc]

I like this moment so much!

[@vn1960]

i didn't even notice that moment lmao

[@justyourlocalhuman185]

Ya thats my favorite part lol

[@Lolobobo599]

Well yes I do think I am funny thank you

[@afiazahra2334]

1:39

[@paracetamod]

Only Techno can bully Dream and not have any trouble the same energy that only Dream can talk back and make fun of Techno without being nervous for his life. That is when you know they are the most powerful men in the server.

[@JaM-je4rp]

I need more techno & dream rivalry, friendship or whatever

[@nightmarishAByss]

Yes.

[@2001missmolli]

Okay but this reminded me people fucking ship them. Like DnF completely understandable but like techno? Nah bro

[@gdog9423]

Alt. title: Two Gods Bicker For 5 Minutes Straight

[@scouttf2970]

Techno the god and dream the homeless teletubby you mean.

[@kkat069]

so this was how the greeks imagined it

[@NocturnalPyro]

They have the same energy as Saradomin and Zamorak in Runescape God's Exposed.

[@KyosisPlays]

Keyword: straight

[@Joi_Linlin]

@@kkat069 Poseidon and Zeus arguing

[@jones.abraham]

Dream and techno are that 2 guys that everyone is afraid of but they both argue with each other, and always annoys one another..

[@jules6578]

and they know when they actually start fighting its gonna drag out for hours so they just leave it be

[@doomguy8718]

Not everyone Tommy doesn't fear them nor does Wilbur or schlatt

[@jules6578]

@@doomguy8718 yeah because they're dead.

[@doomguy8718]

@@jules6578 ok except Tommy (not counting PTSD of Dream hitting him)

[@isaacgaleao]

@@doomguy8718 just killed a child feeling good

[@grandnands5235]

I love the fact that Technoblade somehow manages to hold consistent points from 2:50 to 3:41

[@connorschrock1032]

Even the 3rd person point was perfect

[@logannguyen9023]

3:55 Dream: My house is the biggest house on the server. Tubbo and Ranboo: Not any more green Teletubby

[@MEME-bu6ed]

techno is the only person that can bully dream and not die man

[@anotherbigfootwithinternet2147]

Dream knows he would get obliterated if he took on techno.

[@victorfigueroa6716]

It's more like if they fought their loot and skills are so strong that they would be fighting for half an hour and neither one of them wants to spend that much time fighting

[@hunt4280]

@@victorfigueroa6716 that's why they always cooperate in mutual interests

[@ClaytonBTyler]

I mean, technoblade never dies

[@mirukizuchisuck_at_editing4423]

@@4sh310 well lot of these are not scripet

[@water8756]

Technoblade is so insanely funny.

[@canarymc]

AGREED!

[@dieamond6606]

This is a Tommy title

[@Bismarck-S]

@@dieamond6606AGREED!

[@Racc_Oon]

@@dieamond6606 “Playing with Technoblade makes Minecraft 100,000% funnier.”

[@Fafiizok]

@@Racc_Oon more like Philza title

[@AMendoza447]

“You wouldn’t know my house it goes to another school” IM CRYING 💀💀🤚🤚

[@aero.mp4]

techno and dream arguing be like dream: let's be serious here techno: LeT's bE SeRiOUs hErE

[@rod_sunrise8907]

THE MOST TERRIFYING MINECRAFT PLAYERS ARE, a pig, a blob and another blob named after berries, awesome!

[@janimations6061]

And a black ninja speedrunner

[@PokerFacedGirl1]

who is the third? the blob named after berries?

[@sleepybirby]

@@PokerFacedGirl1 i think they mean fruitberries lol

[@pixeltube3695]

There's another blob called petezahutt

[@Scarlettifity]

@@PokerFacedGirl1 fruitberries. this is why when dream said in his rap “you’re like a fruitberries but a discount” and techno said “r u insulting urself?” is cause dream has almost the same skin like fruitberries (if u put them both in armor, and dont see the names, you almost cant tell which is which) also fruitberries, has the most 1st placer record in mcc.

[@kackqu]

i cant tell you how many times ive watched that one Techno stream just to hear the 'h e y' 'hey YOU'

[@kimnphann]

what stream was it? i need this to live haha

[@emprezzlyznher2642]

Link, please👉👈

[@imperialtrooper927]

@@kimnphann I think it was when the community house was blown up, that's all I got.

[@kimnphann]

@@imperialtrooper927 imma look for it later that helps hahaha

[@harsimarkaur7471]

@@emprezzlyznher2642 kzbin.info/www/bejne/oZ_NaoGHpriEerM at around 45:33

[@baldkokichi202]

“I DROPPED OUT OF COLLEGE BECAUSE MINECRAFT WAS THE ONLY THING I HAD THE INTELLECTUAL CAPACITY FOR” I found my senior quote boys

[@peppermint-ali]

love how dream just kinda punched him and went “hey” so technoblade fucking stabbed him in retaliation

[@Xman34washere]

Dang bro he actually yeeted Tommy off a cliff except he killed him with potatoes instead

[@jameowi]

He said that the person that killed theseus is a king And ranboo has a crown Hmmmmmmm

[@dixtir69]

@@jameowi doesn't Techno have a Crown?

[@jameowi]

@@dixtir69 i mean so does eret but since ranboo is like being control by dream so its probably not techno

[@jameowi]

@Complex Construct "im massive, im massive"

[@tancewaslost5196]

"The amazing redstone house" Everybody today: That's his house alright.

[@aikokumi6301]

Yeah lmao

[@dixtir69]

LMAO YEAH

[@oddslugout]

BAHAHA

[@saltea8266]

LMFAOOOOOO

[@ghostkun5263]

@@user-lx7vn5kf5v ;-;

[@sarina3629]

3:32 made me go from laughing to straight up silent, hearing him say it makes everything feel cold

[@prakhartyagi2882]

1:03 The are you homeless is so funny "Do you like.... Are you homeless dream?" is soo goood

[@splayairplane3418]

"YOU'RE NAME AIN'T PETEZAHUTT"

[@emimemo123]

ik ppl say "they are siblings ur honor" when ccs are messing around w each other, but this level of bickering.... i believe they are siblings, your honor.

[@riz7855]

For real lmao. I feel like Techno is the older brother bullying the younger brother Dream, it’s literally perfect.

[@rexysmile]

@@riz7855 fun fact: they are both the same age but techno older by a few months

[@riz7855]

@@rexysmile It is meant to be then lmao

[@taitia8619]

@@riz7855 (oh no you said the words!)

[@chrisbelos2834]

3:35 "haven't you heard my keyphrase"

[@blackpink_blink0611]

Their literally fighting like siblings 😭

[@MrMokele03]

Whenever I see the homeless dream clip I always just wish Techno would visit dream in prison and pretend it's his house Edit: I claim full credit for the upcoming visit, there is absolutely no way that they could've come up with something like this on their own.

[@zippzappzarapp]

That would be hilarious!!

[@Other_ace]

"wow this is a.... Very secure house... No storage though kinda weird... Don't you want a little more decoration, maybe a door and some easily breakable windows?

[@radiant9273]

same

[@chaoticclonestudios]

I don't think technoblade is allowed to visit dream

[@moltenleader0735]

@@chaoticclonestudios true, and he wouldnt want to lose 110 levels

[@simplyunchara]

dream stans and techno fans: arguing about who is better techno and dream:

[@silly2579]

I like them both equally their both entertaining tbh

[@duh809]

Why do u call dreams fans stans

[@ghidorah4695]

@@duh809 That's mainly who has a problem with Techno.

[@theradmadlad7681]

Both is good

[@InfinitumX889]

Rip Techno

[@zaytaz9331]

Anyone else here after watching the "so long nerds" video..? RIP techno, you'll always be in our hearts.

[@miao1272]

I think most people watch this, watched that video, and then go have a look once again through all of the video that contains Techno in it cause it was the only thing remains

[@boxofstuff994]

this is just a techno bullying dream compilation, isn't it? ...i'm not complaining.

[@swtiesher]

@@QcL. no.

[@yourstepsister2018]

@@QcL. no.

[@meguasmr]

Techno and dream are like those two really good friends that always argue at school, but because they’re always arguing people don’t realize that they’re really good friends

[@bloodbaron8291]

“You wouldn’t know my house it goes to another school” 😂😂😂

[@jess5299]

they’re each other’s biggest fans & u can’t convince me otherwise

[@carrot_viod8111]

4:36 you know when dream slams his desk his minecraft character jumps up

[@isaacgaleao]

That's cute lol

[@september4751]

I'm just imagining a hand sized blob stomping (jumping?) in rage

[@myweirdsecondchannelwithap2771]

@@september4751 lmfaoo

[@mizzalovespizza]

Dream basically hinting that the prison will become his home 👀👀👀

[@kylehavens6574]

Well, he does have an actual house, the one where he kept everything that he stole from everybody on the server, and it has some redstone in it

[@mizzalovespizza]

@@kylehavens6574 HAHAHA YES!!! 😂😂😂

[@anonguy772]

"Hugest house on the server" "Nobody's ever seen it" "Uses redstone" BRUH that's lowkey Pandora's Vault

[@mizzalovespizza]

@@anonguy772 FACTS 😂😂😂

[@slightlydistressedslug6627]

1:25 this exchange is AMAZING. Showing up ominously on other people’s streams really is all dream seems to do.

[@mallorysanderss]

i love how most of it is about dream’s “house”😭

[@Person-qd8pw]

2:48 never have I heard a man sound so defeated

[@Pure_Night_Fury]

the few crumbs rivalstwt thrives on

[@zippzappzarapp]

Munch.

[@riz7855]

Too real

[@sakaemichiii]

rivalstwt deserve more crumbs but techno and dream are probably too lazy to feed the starving bird😔

[@giolmfao1221]

Good times.

[@svengy7372]

2:41 tommy is like "Tf they talking bout"

[@wilma5764]

Im so glad someone else saw the Hey. Hey you.chill. Bit because i saw no one talking about it on the day of the stream and it killed me😭

[@canarymc]

💛

[@maxgoose1994]

Dream: My house is the biggest on the server. Dream locked inside Pandora's Vault: see? I told you I own the biggest house in the SMP

[@670HP-Package-NOW]

Foolish: bet

[@armiliaarifka5838]

Pov : you're back after one year, cause one of them already gone

[@bagelmaster2498]

I’m starving for techno content rn

[@canarymc]

There will be the stream in two and a half hours!

[@Rahu-l]

@@canarymc same

[@tendash1067]

4:06 this was major foreshadowing

[@anetery1226]

This is how the server will end they will get mad at eachother and destroy everything in the meantime

[@longshlongfan5883]

“it’s a hard word to spell...” “YOU’RE AN ENGLISH MAJOR?” “I DROPPED OUT OF COLLEGE-“

[@_Tuberoza_]

4:12 Techno, dude who read ,,The art of war" know, that's someone who tell too much truth have something behind his back...

[@sandraz4243]

4:02 LMAO that makes sense XDDDDDD he was not lying, you would not expect that WHEEZEEEE

[@greenmix6586]

I saw it coming when I first saw Pandora's Vault

[@sandraz4243]

0:28 "This gone toxic" THIS IS REAL FIGHT BROOOO

[@avgyoshi3600]

I will miss this

[@ThatTiredWriter]

Rest In Peace king

[@poohpandaxx4014]

PLEASEE these 2 are hilarious together and make such great friends. Why can't we appreciate this rather then fight on who's better?

[@lolamartin3459]

I live their humor mixed together, especially when they just bounce off each other

[@yamenalhisnawy2587]

Dream is mega big brain, he is homeless, blows up a whole country so he isnt the only person with no house, commits crimes to go to prison WHERE HE GETS FREE FOOD WITH NO RENT PAYMENT AND NO DISTURBANCES, if that isnt smart i dont know what is

[@narniadici1976]

I don't care what people say this is the best duo of the entire DSMP

[@JollyTimz]

I love their interactions so much especially cuz they hate to admit but they both are on the same level and always try to one up each other its so hilarious! I hope you can make an uodate video!

[@DazzlingPotatoes]

YESS I believe that too

[@arxalier2956]

I love that the editing isn't just subtitles but also context and information

[@canarymc]

yay

[@kaydenonly5313]

Today I learn that Dreams Catch Phrase is “What the h*ll is wrong with you!”

[@lynrel2885]

3:04 "it gives +1 foot" yes I have 3 feet I am superior

[@silberblock3099]

dream is that kid in school that doesn't what to ackknowledge the fact that he's lonely

[@ksprdotexe]

Dreams the kid who's lonely and is bad at making friends while Techno is alone by choice and they hang out cause they just get each other

[@azqxth8421]

Dream just keep saying what the hell is wrong with u lmao

[@happyokay5842]

We never have more dream and techno moments rip techno we miss you. you will always have a special place in our hearts 💕 💞 🐷🐷THE KING OF MINECRAFT 🐷🐷

[@ghazihatk340]

"What the HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU?!"

[@Knock_Off0875]

Alternatively title. Technoblade cyber bullying A homeless teletubby for 5 minutes straight

[@rainyday_7654]

That sounds a little biased lmaoo

[@Knock_Off0875]

@@rainyday_7654 totally get you

[@asterhive7730]

also, do you know the timestamp in the video for the "hey" and "hey you" ?

[@canarymc]

sure, there's link with the timestamp - kzbin.info/www/bejne/oZ_NaoGHpriEerM or just 45:33 in the Techno's stream kzbin.info/www/bejne/oZ_NaoGHpriEerM [Nothing bad ever happens at a festival. [Dream SMP]]

[@asterhive7730]

@@canarymc Thanks!!

[@Desirewasrevoked]

this is exactly what I needed right now

[@chuuyaa69]

This gives me life

[@idontevencareanymore9605]

their friendship was so amazing... techno never dies

[@Isaacreeper]

"Technoblade verbally dunking on Dream for 5 minutes"

[@amz_art5195]

R.I.P Alex love you and we all miss you King o7 o7 o7

[@blueclips5915]

“It’s a hard word to spell”- Technoblade “You are a ENGLISH MAJOR!!!!!!!!”- Dream

[@viviandaposala1955]

I just love this 2 pvp gods argue each other

[@BOLTShalomNG]

I love the fact that Techno wins 90% of the arguments lol

[@ryanwalter5824]

I see two gods arguing...LONG LIVE THE KING 👑

[@justinpooi5416]

Techno rest in peace, fly high king!

[@zuckles_boy3587]

Rip techno. Fly high

[@bluegreenandapackofkittens6812]

4:20 he lives in the prison... (also funny number)

[@littlekimmygaming1522]

1:38 Saving it cause it's the best part

[@Kikiblablaa]

No one can prove me wrong that these 2 are the funniest of the whole smp together

[@aq3x.1]

"hey" *punches techno by accident* *techno being petty* *punches dream back* "hey you" LMFAOOOOOOO

[@nautilus0207]

"You wouldn't know my house, it goes to another school" Technoblade, the art of cyberbullying

[@ethanstanford7827]

Rest in peace

[@amberhickey5880]

1:42 Are we sure this wasn't play flirting!?

[@xjorgy8193]

Technoblade never dies…

[@hotdogguy7685]

they have a lot in common and they argue like brothers

[@anonguy772]

Dream, in Pandora's Vault with a raspy voice: I told you I owned the biggest house on the server. Techno: Yeah, really impressive actuall! You're kind of a paranoid introvert now though, what with so much security and never leaving. Dream: I- Yeah ok. But- Techno: I didn't know you liked potatoes this much as well. I mean you do you but what kinda psychopath eats only raw potatoes every day? Oh wait no you're a psycho. Dream:..hey techno can you moonwalk into the orange pain juice for me real quick

[@osheesh3151]

*green Teletubbie and Pig potato bickering that i will always miss*