Technoblade Quotes (Part 1)

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This is part one, if people actually like it I'll post more.
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[@Chezy]

Wowsers, I can't believe this video is getting this many views. Thanks for watching guys

[@finnishyank7413]

That view counter should be ur subs :>

[@finnishyank7413]

And I subed btw

[@Chezy]

You're too kind. Thanks for subbing

[@Thoughts456]

@@Chezy dot

[@im_dige]

Technoblade never dies

[@astrohunt]

"Oh god, where's the library?" - Technoblade asked calmly

[@saturnstardust1024]

Lol

[@garrowg250]

XD

[@tahiti1901]

"Ay caramba, donde esta la bibloteca"

[@fishybwudda9576]

m.kzbin.info/www/bejne/jKm3cp5uZqqSkMU

[@arilefebre546]

its gosh, not god

[@mattzgaming2822]

I dropped kicked that child in self defense

[@zuzanakarvayova823]

Do you know in what video did he stay that?

[@Bruce-yb2zq]

@@zuzanakarvayova823 it was in a smp earth vid I believe

[@ineshlutchmee3369]

2 top comments gg my guy gg

[@angliccx5198]

@@Bruce-yb2zq mh

[@CopyCaleb]

Me too

[@mymainchannel3253]

The Sky block speech was so deep. Who knew a minecraft pig king could say such deep words

[@Blackhole_T618]

I expected a meme but it’s actually pretty wholesome

[@diamondjewel762]

The music added more depth to it

[@CaptainBread_]

I mean pig man is an English major

[@tuguldurtumee5059]

That dropped out of college so he could play Minecraft

[@cringe7391]

In the video it's just a setup for a joke

[@akish302]

“I’m being chased by a minority” *The bird app is awakening.*

[@danthepaninimanbreadboy9253]

Ah yes

[@aniketpatil1452]

you expected me to say something but it was I DIO

[@cylnder]

I think im just stupid but i thought the bird app was duolingo

[@pastapal5046]

@@cylnder your big brainer thinkington

[@ampwavegaming1305]

@@cylnder Me too my think juices said "no"

[@vengeful1695]

Twitter's gonna have a field day with that first clip lmao

[@calatwork7308]

Too late

[@sindragonbladehell305]

You mean all

[@yeetumus5245]

Ikr

[@charliegoodall8714]

"If its funny and only slightly offensive its just funny" Me like i dunno 5 minutes ago

[@dep_team9062]

What does that mean

[@sirvee_]

"We got my boy jacob here, he mines cobblestone for me all day i dont pay him and he also has no rights, but technoblade doesn't that kinda sound like.. SHHHHHHH. I NEED COBBLESTONE."

[@Chezy]

xD

[@crysyclarkson]

reminds me a bit of Ranbutler haha XD

[@cl4655]

You literally just said the exact thing that was said in the video and didn’t add anything to it.

[@platonicyt2036]

@@cl4655 its funny

[@thisisagoodname3974]

@@cl4655 Ah, you must be new to the internet. Let me tell you a little something about this kind of comment- you'll find it everywhere and there's nothing you can do about it because literally no one gives a shit about copies of things in the videos or other comments.

[@megamerp9315]

Celebrities: deep philosophical messages. Technoblade:

[@Chezy]

Techno is above the celebrities. He has ascended

[@Craftz0]

@@Chezy wise words

[@normiedude9502]

@@Chezy assended*

[@Sora-el-manco]

"Ay, ¡caramba! ¿Dónde está la biblioteca?" -Sun Tzu, the art of skywars

[@TheFrostyCow]

@@normiedude9502 how did you mess that up so bad

[@annebelleriedl]

ok the skyblock thing is so deep

[@anthonyharriel5685]

I think it brought a tear,to my eye

[@Chezy]

@@anthonyharriel5685 Same :(

[@GoalSUBNOW]

true :')

[@babiboogel]

Ikr 😭

[@RongDMemer]

Lol

[@minyoongisneckpillow2019]

0:28 he just said “oh gee, where is the library?” In Spanish 😭🤚

[@eddiebrown5570]

yup

[@witwajgsajsgka]

We got Mexican Dream, AND Spanish Technoblade

[@viaxa.]

*Duolingo vibes*

[@minotaurox5332]

Si 100% correcto

[@cosmique4264]

jsksjajs lo dijo muy bien , se le entiende bastante bien (lo dice un hispanohablante)

[@cookritz6529]

I just realized that tommy still managed to die of fall damage when techno spawned the two withers

[@imatcpell1987]

L

[@gelmanbegum9934]

Tommy be like I'll rather die by falling than technoblade's withers .

[@AltKaycee]

" if you have a problem the answer is slavery!" -Technoblade

[@goosepicklebumps5005]

We saw the video

[@TheBenny4]

I mean hes not wrong

[@thehamlad]

WOOOOOOOOOoooooo.... wait...

[@Clowbee.]

Came back for some happy memories and a few giggles. Rest in Peace Techno.

[@TheDragonTurboGaming]

🥲 same

[@EnderMorningstar]

1:25 that actually made me cry. That clip reminds me of why I stayed subscribe to Techno for years. It's because of he's sweet knowledge and love for life that reminds I too can be like this if we cherish what we already have. Edit: Technoblade never dies o7. He will live on in our heart and minds.

[@lukinha9036]

i never get to understand what is stoicism

[@EnderMorningstar]

@@lukinha9036 Well to me. Stoicism can be defined in just one sentence. "You cannot control what happens, but you can control how you react to what happens.".

[@bluetowel-reko]

Technoblade never dies o7

[@artypawsstudio8129]

Technoblade never dies o7

[@mattzgaming2822]

Okay after watching this, I regret my first comment this is hilarious.

[@eweee3230]

lol

[@tf2brony731]

what was your first comment

[@paulandrewhope]

@@tf2brony731 "I drop kicked that child in self defense"

[@tree5]

@@paulandrewhope he dropped kicked that child in self defense

[@cliffithink9855]

Its the first comment

[@arynburrsir]

for those watching this after his passing, know that technoblade is probably up there fighting god for the throne now. he was and always will stay a fighter. he will forever live on in our hearts. because technoblade never dies.

[@neomii9170]

Isn’t there a clip when he says that? If so please comment

[@whatarandomname8440]

@@neomii9170 yeah on the dsmp when philza reads his will his minecraft character wrote it’s so fucking sad

[@HiHi-yk1mv]

That’s disrespectful he’s definitely in hell now

[@unintellyjellie]

@@HiHi-yk1mv Being disrespectful doesnt send you to hell. So many people in the bible cursed God and a few even sold out Jesus. I don't know where he is but neither do you. All we can do is pray.

[@auxeriaaim]

bro pls stop with the overthrowing god thing its very disrespectful and not cool at all. cringe af kids tryn look badass and sm sht making me wanna throw up

[@alexx7366]

0:40 - 1:25 hits different now that he's gone... Rest in Peace Techno, you made us all happy

[@giraffelove12]

agree

[@BruggraTheBewildered]

roses are red, i tripped on a fence: 0:34

[@Chezy]

That's great and all, but how do you trip over a fence?????

[@CaptainBread_]

@@Chezy you become blind

[@Chezy]

@@CaptainBread_ how would you know roses are red... Or it's a fence...

[@Fauziaazim8986]

@@Chezy ur blind,not colour blind duh

[@kaboomgaming4255]

@@Chezy techno is literally standing on a fence

[@AmoursDemise]

wowe techno really asked tommy where the library is before killing him 0:29

[@cassidystuidiot3071]

Yeah

[@SaveroIK]

2 times now because he never told techno where is the library

[@AmoursDemise]

yep

[@Luka-pv2dt]

his laugh is the greatest thing you can ever hear

[@Chezy]

Absolutely

[@garrowg250]

diffidently

[@UwUchimkin]

"He is laugh is" grammar -100

[@mem5987]

Your laugh is the greatest thing you can ever hear.

[@FREAKOFNATURE-mb8oo]

That is unless it's late at night in a dark alleyway and (you think) the only person there is you as you hear it slowly get closer, then louder and louder as you begin running, not daring to look back-

[@advance_right]

That skyblock quote always gets me 😢

[@Chezy]

It's deep :(

[@rhoydplaz2853]

Damn man

[@Azeriiall]

Techno’s small monologue about Skyblock is amazing and I almost started crying

[@rhoydplaz2853]

Soo peaceful

[@gelmanbegum9934]

Yah

[@user-yx7wi6jh8n]

The "The skyblock quote " made me cry

[@rhoydplaz2853]

Same

[@willwh9228]

That scene is really bittersweet especially after what happened

[@nathanaelmoses7977]

I think i was trapping my skeletons.. And i realized, i was trapping myself -Technoblade, art of minecraft.

[@sanitynotfound8767]

“You want to be a hero, Tommy?” THEN DIE LIKE ONE!” By far one of my favourites

[@garrowg250]

same

[@thekillerlvl9009]

what vid is that one?

[@sanitynotfound8767]

@@thekillerlvl9009 uhh i dont remember, it was one of the lore streams tho

[@thekillerlvl9009]

@@sanitynotfound8767 thanks

[@sintoplius6219]

techno: gives incredible speech Also techno: This is my slave

[@rhoydplaz2853]

Hahahah

[@Gameraimer]

"And one day we'll look back at where we started, and be amazed at how far we've come" ❤

[@shadownode5970]

“I drop kicked that child in self defence.” I laughed so hard, I got hiccups.

[@tazzephyruslambird8724]

0:42 I thought this was gonna be the slavery quote- well- we still got it

[@MrZeroFilter]

rest in peace buddy. it was not a loss but a draw. technoblade never dies. BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD!

[@magnuswannabe4374]

Skulls for the skull throne

[@audiowashere]

0:40 - 1:27 holy crap, this shit gave me chills.

[@King.chameleon44]

Ikr

[@OneTwoThreeFour56]

"Did I really have it in me, to sabotage 2 of my friends just for a measly refridgerator?" *"Yes"*

[@nazthegold1842]

Your crown I have used it

[@OneTwoThreeFour56]

@@nazthegold1842 ???

[@ladder3257]

Good memories. Man, good memories. Rest in peace.

[@abhinavdamarla4963]

0:26 Was techno actually speaking or was he legit just making up random words on the fly? XD

[@comet_cami]

he was speaking spanish! :) it translates to "oh gee, where's the library?"

[@abhinavdamarla4963]

@@comet_cami ohhh ok xDD

[@dearfauxpas]

@@abhinavdamarla4963 it translates to "oh god where is the library" which is very funny

[@X67GH]

He was speaking "Español" my good sir

[@WeeTheDuck]

@@X67GH gratz. nobody cares

[@friskfulx5027]

R.I.P Technoblade. You were a wonder to us all, and will continue to live on as many’s comfort streamer and favorite KZbinr.

[@imsonny_1]

"I drop kicked that child in self defence" Same

[@thebakersbaker4724]

Hold up

[@rhoydplaz2853]

Chotto mate

[@shydemon264]

The child bit my ankle sir and it hurt so I dropped kicked the child

[@Yu_Jeen]

Going back to this for smiles

[@cloudywithnochanceofcomedy]

i’m back here to remember him rest in peace alex technoblade never dies

[@nikonikoknees4488]

im going to miss him so much man, blood for the blood god!

[@ARROWZ64]

everytime i watch any technoblade video it gives me the feeling when you look back at your childhood IDK but still rest in peace the man the myth the legend technoblade never dies!!! :D

[@misterkoneko2389]

1:10 Well said techno, well said.

[@Pixelman0]

o7

[@michealhart3305]

The skyblock one was beautiful🥺🥺

[@eddiemuson3704]

May he rest in peace 🕊️

[@hel.pm.e]

"It's alright, as someone who went to college I know that you can't lose what you never had. But you can go into debt" -Sun Tzu, The Art of War

[@PixelMain]

This hits different after his passing, rip techno

[@Scythe02]

The skyblock clip always gives me goosebumps.

[@etrnl_t]

*"HELP DEO I'M GETTIN CHASED BY A MINORITY AHHH!!!"*

[@heiaay]

2:16 "OH HEY, LEVEL 50!" miss you techno

[@commess686]

Poor guy. Cancer brought him down, orphans never treated him right, it killed the chance of me meeting such a legend.

[@d-zummyaldente6826]

We will never forget you

[@TastelessIcecreamm]

He brought good moments into our lives Rest In Peace Technoblade

[@debadritopal9043]

"Money doesn't matter"-------- rich people "Looks don't matter"--------- beautiful people "Not even close"----------- Technoblade

[@_dragon_soldier_9_306]

Technoblade talking about it sky block is so motivational and calming.

[@Bietrijst]

ok the Fundy "stahp---" at the end chefs kiss 2:29

[@spr1te995]

The part about Wynncraft after the skyblock speech is hilarious. So sad it got cut out.

[@justarandomperson1326]

Techno never dies

[@littlemissfinch]

1:31 I like to believe the blue dots under Jacob’s eyes are tears

[@stealthlock6634]

Thanks for using that first one, I’d never heard it before and was worried I’d heard them all, that was hilarious

[@mattzgaming2822]

Chezy the goat

[@Chezy]

POG

[@schoolboyvin]

Rest in peace to this goddamn legend 🙏🙏🙏

[@Your.Bestie.Claire]

Really meaning full moment followed by “we got my boy Jacob here”

[@kid-1551]

Lol

[@paryti]

we all miss him.. at least we have these memories of him. thank you for the blessing of this video

[@FireboyFB.]

Technoblade Never dies He was an inspiration to all of us Rest In Peace Technoblade

[@YoCal71]

RIP TECHNO, this quotes will be remembered

[@mattsbiggestfan.]

Now may he rest in Peace…

[@RebytGaming]

technoblade never dies

[@andrewsy9462]

0:57 what a legend

[@Vpdeo_duh]

RIP techno the king 👑💖

[@Jasper-yb9cz]

One time i got asked if someone handed me a crying baby what i would do and i go: "i would drop-kick that child in self defense, be like Technoblade lmao"

[@thediamondman2485]

Is anyone here to hear tecnoblades voice again, he made me laugh so much and I just want him to make me laugh again. 😞

[@WowieZowie123]

"help deo I'm being chased by a minority!" Technoblade flexes his cancel armor

[@batman-sp6xf]

Techno blade never dies ❤️ Goodbye techno blade Rest In Peace you helped me go through hard times in my life

[@neodong6060]

ya know what's funny? the fact that before techno could start his hypixel skyblock series, he had to start a normal skyblock island and make it look nice. and aallll for one measly motivational quote

[@prolaychoudhury5402]

Technoblade never dies.

[@hagenspringtrap9431]

"Help deo I'm getting chased by a minority"- A legend

[@Diglett_go]

i think alot of people would do this, but if I could go back in time to tell techno that he would get cancer and he could prevent it, I would even if that means messing the timeline.

[@lanedaoust2632]

I’m watching everything techno because of his announcement, I hope he gets better fast

[@danrolles642]

Soon he'll be begging for mercy in he'll😂😂😂

[@Freak-ky4pv]

@@danrolles642 Nah he will probably live, he has 80-90% chance to live. And let me tell you something.. _YOU'll be begging in hell

[@StarGaby.]

@@danrolles642 nope he will hesitate God

[@undesirable.cherry2543]

Can we get a documentor in heaven for more of his quotes while he tries to become a God, somehow 👑 o7, king 👑

[@l33yum11]

That first one caught me off guard

[@mlem9143]

Rest in peace Techno o7

[@g-9175]

Thanks for all the laughs techno! FLY HIGH YOU GLORIOUS POTATO KING

[@randomguyonearth169]

Tommy: *just wants to play bedwars* Techno: *speaks some unknown language*

[@mr.nobody903]

Man, i sure gonna miss him...

[@amii_zea8242]

0:45 P A I N

[@bastee0]

rest well my king

[@coldteeths]

0:27 lmao techno asking where the library is 🤣

[@frostbite5607]

Techno: Skyblock is beautiful, and teaches valuable lessons, letting you shape the world to its fullest. Immediately after: *Slavery*

[@asherjoseph3246]

techo sure died like a hero fighting cancer 2:22

[@kimberleyocampotumbagahan7760]

Techno will always be in our hearts🙏Rest in peace, Blood god🕊️✨

[@Vixerlinks]

When you watch ssundee videos in 2013-2017. 1:37

[@onelemon2617]

RIP Technoblade, He will live forever in out hearts.

[@odetoclear]

0:40 hits different now man...

[@BEDCOMMENTERR]

Rest in peace tech 😭

[@theperfectmonkey8307]

"Ay caramba donde esta la biblioteca" "Oh my gosh, where is the library?" -Technoblade

[@pratyushroy1106]

The Jacob and cobblestone clip is legendary.

[@arcane_lock_bot]

1:57 after watching the video many times i just realized about the 69 defence

[@icantwiththiscurrentgeneration]

no matter how ridiculous the odds may seem within us resides the power to overcome these challenges and achieve something beautiful and one day we'll look back at where we started and be amazed by how far we've come. - Technoblade

[@banbantv3518]

Rip techno 😓

[@katattack9]

The perfectly cut “STOP” at the end- 😭😭

[@SomeRandomGuy105]

someone should make a technoblade manga