Technoblade’s Biggest Bruh Moments

[@Relic_MC]

(Ignore the subscribe plug at the beginning this video is a bit old) RIP technoblade I unprivated this video after half a year to honor his, legacy rest easy. You meant so much to so many of us I am devastated. Please do not subscribe to me from this video, this isn’t about me it’s about him.

[@nazarseas7008]

Ah yes,no replies

[@illegalcqt3856]

Ah yes, 1 Reply

[@derboe_thebeast6869]

Nerd i can click 50cps on mobile PC is for losers who can bend their fingers

[@blubbled2513]

@@derboe_thebeast6869 it’s almost impossible to have 50 cps on mobile, it’s much easier on pc.

[@IceeFish]

@@blubbled2513 I don't know if you know about it but there's this thing called a joke, not a lot of people know about it

[@bobatea2845]

the fact that he found the materials to create 2 withers from just searching for some nether wart is comedic

[@gabrielortiz3811]

Yeah that stream was legendary it had just about everything: comedy, high stakes, technoblade, u name it.

[@primo3621]

He spent 5 hours too

[@Code_Machine]

and also finding the wart in the chest and then finding the wart room right after.

[@primo3621]

@@Code_Machine yea he was sooo happy too

[@memphismagpie7514]

Now we know those were really what he was looking for

[@MrGoof-if8rb]

Normal people: Wither Skeleton Technoblade: nEthEr SKelEton

[@just_ise4418]

lol, i used to say that

[@tomnookisangery2870]

N word skeleton

[@wyattmarkovich2023]

IM GONNA SPAWN 50 withers when I get outa here

[@sieg.4444]

The trauma was real

[@jmgamer9267]

6:33

[@SilverMontegiu]

4:31 Techno literally suffered a cardiac arrest at that moment

[@Relic_MC]

Lmfao. Underrated comment

[@TeriyakiAsti]

@@Relic_MC his voice went autotune lmao

[@Unreachableparadise]

@@TeriyakiAsti everytime i replay that clip it sounds more like autotune

[@cory4708]

600tg like

[@k4r3ru]

4:33

[@bloom8679]

Say it with me *not even close*

[@jelyben2524]

@silent cancelled

[@gamerdog5700]

@silent not even close

[@slimeking1475]

*not even close*

[@Geo97Ut]

NOT EVEN CLOSE

[@just_ise4418]

NOT EVEN CLOSEEE

[@cian5324]

He literally spent 3/4 hours just to find a nether wart. Now thats a persistent man right there.

[@Angry_Llama]

Are you saying 3 quarters of an hour or 3 or 4 hours?

[@tomcr05]

@@Angry_Llama 3 hours

[@skelet8337]

@@tomcr05 5

[@zoeyencinares8956]

It’s the ADHD I tell you it’s the ADHD

[@skelet8337]

@EZ_MC they can't be turned back in nether wart smh

[@sav.diesel]

6:56 "i'm gonna be able to spawn withers" ... that did not age well

[@sebokimre8497]

It aged VERY well

[@swordofrome1179]

It’s aged even better now

[@sherrybipper191]

Now even better XD

[@xf._08]

@@sherrybipper191 lol

[@evankistell-farrar6306]

It aged VERYY well

[@appleboymax]

Technoblade: I want nether wart Nether: best I can do is 6 wither skulls

[@Techadical]

6

[@imkg7545]

9

[@floofysvoid9806]

*6

[@speqker_1299]

he got 6

[@imkg7545]

6

[@adamboof6769]

Ngl thought the flying lava walking thing was gigantic for a second

[@NO-hx1tm]

Lol same

[@jekisreal]

bruh same lol

[@jacobkim3690]

Strider I think was the name

[@Nathan-wp9cq]

Ugh Its called a strider and it's perspective that made it seem that way.

[@adamboof6769]

Nathan you dont say

[@Hoponthedresserrr]

Alternative title: Anarchist pig suffering in the Dream SMP.

[@Relic_MC]

I almost spat out my drink lmao

[@Annie-gn1fw]

LMAO

[@viewslul2206]

Accurate

[@redhippopotamus9144]

Adult anarchist pig who fought his best friends and started wars about potatoes suffering on block game server led by green guy who says he isn't gay for his best friend but is.

[@ihaveacrushonowlcity5763]

BRUH I-

[@raghadofi8905]

Techno was complaining because no one told him that there is thorn in his armor and there is a person literally donated 20 dollars and write “techno your armor needs thorns” at 0:43

[@Relic_MC]

HAHA I never noticed

[@raghadofi8905]

@@Relic_MC I don’t think he did either😂

[@isabellamanon4632]

I mean maybe he heard it but since he didn't knew that he could put thorns on all his pieces of armor, maybe he thought he already had it. Also that was like part of his first week in the SMP, he was barely getting what he needed.

[@raghadofi8905]

@@isabellamanon4632 Yah maybe he did I never thought of it that way

[@Lord_Cynrik]

At that point he didn’t have any enchantments on his chestplate so he mightve assumed they meant thorns on the chestplate because OF COURSE you can only have thorns on the chestplate

[@amgdeg4897]

I was expecting him to say his BruUuUuUuuUuh ,you know?

[@eternaldreamerofsleep]

Bruh~

[@Relic_MC]

here you go kzbin.info/www/bejne/j5fKdqmNitOGh6M

[@colabee3646]

@@Relic_MC :D

[@JonTheGeek]

That one frame he closed the chest the WHOLE CHAT must've exploded

[@roffej215]

Wait wot, time stamp? Im a bit retarded sry.

[@roffej215]

@Joona Mantila thx

[@maisiem7076]

@@roffej215 that’s a slur lol

[@lorcanzo2498]

@@maisiem7076 Not really in that context

[@Batterylicker]

@@maisiem7076 it is not a slur

[@Bones-and-Coal]

7:45 the "... WAIT" absolutely kills me XD I can just imagine how much his chat was screaming at him for that one.

[@xanimosity4389]

*WEYT*

[@Revrese]

4:30 NGOOOOOOP

[@just_ise4418]

XDDDD

[@awokawok9738]

😂😂😂

[@dragonfolly_]

i literally died when that happened on stream

[@owen-lo8bg]

Techo:nobody told me that my armor was missing a whole enchantment Jhon B:am I a joke to you 0:44

[@Prefusify]

@Starre smack my head

[@fembeden]

@Starre shaking my head

[@SleepDeprivedMatt]

techno’s scream is honestly the most terrifying thing i’ve ever heard, even scarier than dream’s yelling

[@aakashajmera7466]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/bJicqaaQf6qqjNk

[@traxoz7893]

Imagine if he missed that netherwart then watched back the stream, he'd probably liquify, and then turn in to gas, become a cloud

[@soggymoo8396]

MANS DEADASS WENT THROUGH THE WHOLE WATER CYCLE

[@nancyabsalon9436]

Technocloud POG.

[@captainplank5664]

Technocloud

[@enesar6797]

then wear yellow, climb a tree and become a banana.

[@Kale6196]

@JCrin oh

[@batata1976]

6:45 oh yeah that aged PERFECTLY

[@ok-yw8bt]

Yea on the war

[@bridgethowley3779]

0:13 a rare sighting of emotion in his voice

[@intriguingchaos7571]

how to bruh: edit: technoblade: I NEVER DIE also technoblade on the first clip: **dies** now that's a bruh.

[@aliaamira5145]

Its photoshop and video editing wym? Technoblade never dies

[@Relic_MC]

@@aliaamira5145 I can confirm that he never dies

[@kyasuto9231]

It was obviously a dream stan editing that clip. Now that’s a bruh moment

[@nathancrazy]

Yea i was on the stream he lived. I've seen this fake clip before.

[@Shadow-yh5qo]

It's just to make it seem believable.

[@Benw8888]

When I want to fight the wither: 5 hours and no skull When Techno wants some lil' netherwart: HERE TAKE MY WHOLE STOCK

[@peek.a.boo.]

Nobody: Eret: *I can buy you some replacement knee caps*

[@SpirantLank.]

1:42 Dream's stan when Dream did that: OMG 10000IQ wow so cool Techno's fan when Techno did that: Technoblade's biggest bruh moment on Dream SMP

[@parker680]

LOL

[@confusedlefty]

No one: Techno: n o t e v e n c l o s e

[@bitim7260]

Technoblade didn’t get all of the arrows out of the chest and didn’t hit every single shot and land in a water while winning 50 games of skywars? Wow so bad smh smh

[@lenbernal9923]

Ikr smh

[@sillykittylover]

Come on techno smh

[@batata1976]

4:48 I wonder if his room is soundproof because it would be really awkward for his parents and siblings to just hear him screaming that LMAO

[@xanimosity4389]

I mean his a adult so i guess he could do anything in that house

[@shurimano6056]

Imagine you come to that house as a guest and hear that

[@batata1976]

@@Toiletbrasil14 quem?

[@batata1976]

@@Toiletbrasil14 ah, achei q vc tava falando de alguém outro

[@heloogacha5605]

Twitch: Did someone die irl in this stream? Streamer:

[@Shadow-yh5qo]

The only reason it says technoblade died at the failed jumps is to make it seem believable because we all know Technoblade never dies.

[@suki4163]

4:32 why does he sound like he has auto tune

[@pleasecontactme4274]

Who says otherwise?

[@himsikhar3779]

Techno:We dont ask any questions, we just move on. *literally two seconds later: *is that another one?*

[@kuromihaohao]

Is eret watching his stream? 😂

[@ПавелСимаков-ж6й]

Eret is watching his stream

[@aziankid]

Maybe not cause the viewers of techno’s stream saw that and (donated and) typed that he’s hiding

[@bleachyboy3590]

I started yelling when he left the nether wart in the chest,so glad he turned back lmao,would've ruined my day

[@tomorrow_comes_today]

4:32 THAT MADE ME JUMP SO MUCH THAT GIVES ME ANXIETY-

[@PeculiarPumpkin07]

0:24 I thought it just was a realybig strider for a second...

[@chelseaamirah1189]

the fact that he can entertain me all by chatting and watching what hes doing singlehandedly makes it so much better. he doesnt even need other people

[@albesto8065]

Techno blade saying he’s gonna spawn 50 withers when he’s out of there is big foreshadowing

[@josephruizdepaz5061]

Ive never seen Techno get so emotional before, it legit scared tf outta me

[@nolo2gogo]

4:31 “NÒŒ”

[@ialwaysfeellikesomebodyswa647]

“NOT EVEN CLOSE BABY! TECHNOBLADE NEVER DIES” if this isn’t on my gravestone-

[@Nothing-cw8mp]

Hearing him screaming in embarrassed fell so good

[@spudmatix8770]

Alt title: Technoblades butt-clenching moments XD.... who else had a heart rate spike while watching Technos stream and he dug down in the fortress and saw that lava pit beneath him?? i mean besides Techno himself XD lol

[@water_is_wet]

Huh?

[@willweiss811]

3:11 you can tell karl really wanted to say that.

[@haiyanxiao9232]

Technoblade stans: technocrats never dies First clip: BONJOUR

[@frenchboi9565]

lets go another banger

[@manucode975]

Donation: Techno you need thorns: Techno: I DIDN'T KNOW THAT YOU CAN HAVE THORNS ON EVERY ARMOR PIECE

[@deytd1507]

i really appreciate that you put some actual effort and don't just put out the same stuff from streams that goes into techno's videos

[@lasi_eisbaer]

That nether wart stream was one of the best streams I've ever watched. Right up there with the one where Philza fought the two ender dragons

[@dzibulakabibula8397]

The fact Eret is associated with nearly every highlight

[@cutelittlefoxmakomo7918]

Everyone says pog to Techno until they realized he missed the water

[@revolt23]

6:50 foreshadowing at its finnest

[@nmfplayz5068]

Techno:heh!!!! Stider:hello mr pig down there Me:lol

[@lemmec00k3]

“THAT WAS SOOO E- NOOOOO I HIT IT”

[@_aaaworaa]

“Aight, Imma just take a stack of arrows from the chest and spam” **takes 1 arrow**

[@harryhenson5498]

"Its hitting me through the wall:

[@theperiidot]

Technoblade: where's the nether wart?? Also Technoblade: loots a chest and leaves the nether wart and walks 3 metres away before turning back

[@jackrobinson3212]

I thought the flying lava walking thingy was a giant 😂

[@TheBluePhoenix008]

The wither one gets me every time. Technoblade never dies!

[@moghlusion]

Techno: *rages in the nether fortress* Bad: Hi :D

[@ra1animatez]

When techno died from fall damage in the first clip, I never heard him yell so loud 😂

[@drlekhugehlot4631]

7:43 when Technoblade lagged

[@c.k2673]

"I'm gonna spawn 50 withers when I'm outta here" And so he did.

[@epsilon9104]

I can hear technoblade’s pc suffering in the background

[@aaronwastaken59]

I love how he was like: HOW DO I HAVE 5 WITHER SKELETON and now he has 1 stack of those on his ender chest

[@thecansofbeans5233]

When techno doesn’t realize that crimson trees “Leaves” are made of nether wart blocks.

[@Iliadic]

You can't uncraft netherwart blocks

[@malunishud6670]

4:33 C'mon Say it with me *NOT EVEN CLOSE* *TECHNOBLADE NEVER DIES*

[@krwlnt]

Is nobody going to talk about that perfect cut at 0:51

[@xanimosity4389]

Lol underrated literally cant stop clicking the time stamp

[@deckssays]

I love how techno got the wither skulls not on purpose, but on accident by trying to find nether warts. It is the most technoblade thing ever

[@interwebs431]

you shouldve included the part in the halloween stream where he accidentally kills his skeleton pet bc he didnt listen to chat

[@APixieNinja]

Not even close baby! Technoblade never dies! 😂 love it

[@nebula6361]

well he wasn't lying about spawning withers

[@aarongutierrez2401]

Lol 😂 I thought the strider a Was HUGE

[@smirkycoast]

Yo man gotta say I appreciated your "I'm not going to waste your time". I subbed, thanks for the edit.

[@Juno_Belle]

1:33 says 'WHICH ONE OF U GUYS SNITCHED YOU SNITCHES ' then casually laughs in a low tone

[@naoya_is_up]

4:32 *This was the time my anxiety level went to 100 REAL QUICK*

[@marko_c3]

i have never heard technoblade in such utter despair before those first 17 seconds

[@edwinortiz1557]

Bro I was launching a Star Wars game and the second he found the floating strider the force music was playing

[@maikellearnstoplay6787]

Technoblades humour is just too funny XD

[@quinnaldridgemusic5059]

I thought technoblade never dies. Then he died in the first clip

[@mrlemonad6187]

On the first one he actually scared me a bit jeezz

[@ytacc7391]

When in the video he dies, it’s just a glitch with obs.

[@nadalvannunen9729]

Came for nether wart, left with 50 withers.

[@rocketpenguin2207]

You know most of these bruh moments are just less epic MLP moments .-. Just goes to show how good technoblade is

[@surprisedpikachu6722]

4:54 Techno blade never dies

[@thediamondemerald5698]

Everybody gangsta till they hear raspy elongated _HEEEEEEEEH_

[@dorkamolnar8609]

LMAO I never saw the original clip of Technoblade never dies and the fact that he yelled it while hiding in a hole is killing me 🤣😂

[@lucaspaixao3808]

I NEVER HEARD TECHNO RAGE UNTIL NOW WHAT

[@nataleegarza2178]

Me: When techno "dies" Also me:👩‍🦯👩‍🦯👩‍🦯 "Techno blade never dies"

[@kor_e269]

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[@Exotic4M3]

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[@Relic_MC]

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[@nikvlai9730]

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[@maxjustaregularboi5754]

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[@malz2509]

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[@myrebtw]

4:29 *That’s what I like to call a Pro Gamer Move*

[@Appu7x_]

im 351 viewer thank me

[@carminabermudo950]

~N o~

[@deenot2759]

6:29 Techno: why is there only DEATH? Me: u in hell bud

[@pileofrocks2660]

0:46 everyone’s talking about the flying strider but can we just take a moment “I can buy you some replacement kneecaps :)”

[@adampalmer7387]

You hit it alright perfect bulls eye

[@Balugawhal]

Techno: Im gonna spawn 50 withers before i get outta here. Thats called foreshadowing kids

[@thenumberzer0798]

4:31 the way the scream just cut out lmao

[@i.Messages]

7:59 techno trying to say "hold up wait a minute?"

[@Kami74159]

The best part about the wither skulls is that he's literally walking past them in pretty much every single clip. He only picked up six but there were probably like 20 of them he walked past on the ground

[@markslater624]

4:26 he just screams at the top of his lungs and then just stops right when he is saved

[@AaravMehtaCovers]

“Im gonna be able to spwan 50 wither by the time I get out of here” Funny, I somewhat remember....