Technoblade Visits The Egg! (And Ranboo) (Dream SMP) (Episode 20)

[@MuffinPig]

Egg's translations “You're familiar, do I know you?” “Tell me what you want, and I will give it to you” "Technoblade" "Silence"

[@selahsilane9838]

Thanks, English is not my first language

[@danielmarr9977]

How do you understand that?

[@damienhill5305]

The egg speaks backwards

[@selahsilane9838]

@@danielmarr9977 you record what it says and reverse the audio. I personally speed it up to better understand it,

[@Emily-mm7qf]

I'm pretty sure that "you're familiar do I know you?" Line was a refrence to the masquerade and sir billaim

[@CharlieKittyzx]

Egg: Talks to techno Technos chat: YOU CAME TO THE WRONG HOUSE FOO

[@Blackcat666c]

The voices (chat) are like sukuna when Mahito accidentally touched yuji's soul-

[@GiantPandas-or2dr]

24:54 "I just look at the egg and feel hungry" - Puffy "same" - Technoblade if Philza was there he would be like "lets turn it into a fucking omelet"

[@enternamehere4124]

LANGUAGE!!!!!! -Badboyhalo

[@Kitsune_noah]

He does have 30+ kids to feed

[@endefire139]

Puffy did say that tho

[@kkTeaz]

@@Kitsune_noah is dream one of the kids.

[@VelociMagi]

@@Kitsune_noahLmao

[@georgelyle6165]

Bad: tells techno the egg can help him Techno: casually talks about killing all his problems

[@SharkSwims08]

“Is this like a cult?” -Techno’s wise words

[@yourfavabi]

Timestamp?

[@anxiety_defender]

and he would be correct

[@evawijsbeek9817]

​@@yourfavabi22:55

[@b.p.w.p3936]

CaptainPuffy: “HES NOT A DOG BAD!” Techno: “carrot ranboo.....”

[@aloevera3317]

Of course, he's an enderrabbit

[@susanasilva3986]

Kinda funny

[@domino1888]

Dogboo???

[@Kitsune_noah]

His other half is killer rabbit

[@fp_ami]

I love how you can see Techno ALT TAB out to play egg sounds

[@CesarDragulaneweraforanewdream]

Techno: *hears voices* meets the egg "Ah, another one....NEAT."

[@SharkSwims08]

Techno: I can’t believe someone would kill another person Also Techno:(holds sword called orphan obliterater)

[@kishucarrot3612]

HAHAHAHAHA

[@enternamehere4124]

Also techno: *killed 99% of the server at least one time*

[@possum519]

“If I have a problem I normally stab it” -Technoblade 2021

[@harpie_]

@@possum519 “So do I.” -Me, Today :>

[@justcallme_rin]

How is he gonna kill them orphans without it

[@ruwa8754]

Techno is literally the only person that could destroy the vines and not get attacked instantly, he's that powerful

[@handhelder823]

He got the eggpire outmatched

[@desertdust6543]

Bro he already has a lot of voice in his head(chat). Im pretty sure one voice will not take control of him lol

[@dennisknee903]

Bad news.... all those voices seem to have found thier common ground. And if he was already a force to be reckoned with......... uh oh...

[@LostNLone]

He has the main character plot armor

[@devonoliver8896]

Technoblade Never Dies

[@teresaromanelli5174]

OH GOD ok so hear me out- The egg said to Techno, "You're familiar, do I know you?" We learned from the Tales of the SMP: The Masquerade that Sir Billiam was influenced by the egg, was protecting it, and was killing people to feed it. What if Techno and Sir Billiam are one and the same, and the egg remembers him from the past? Why didn't he ever mention this? Well, I heard a theory somewhere that Ranboo and Karl used to time travel together. Karl is afraid he is slowly losing his memory from all the traveling, so the person thought that the time travel might be where Ranboo's memory problems came from, and why he doesn't remember it. What if Ranboo, Karl, and Techno were all time travelers at one point? Karl is afraid one day he'll travel and forget who he is. Maybe those fears partially come from Techno, who traveled so much that he _did_ forget who he was. I also saw a theory that Sir Billiam, sometime after the Masquerade, learned how to fight back against the egg and got rid of the blood vines, earning him the nickname "the blood god". That theory said that Sir Billiam was Techno's ancestor, and the name just stuck across multiple generations. But what if Techno liked that name so much he started calling himself that? Maybe when he traveled for the last time, he lost his memory, and the only thing he remembered was that he was the blood god. That would also explain why he isn't influenced by the egg anymore. Edit: Okay so I came back to this after a while and tbh, while I still really like this theory, I realize that it's probably really unlikely all things considered.

[@stacikitchen5168]

This is so underated

[@jgartin8151]

They are probably just related

[@user-yh5zm6ck6i]

THIS IS THE BEST THEORY IVE EVER SAW IN MY WHOLE ENTIRE LIFE

[@Lvc1f3r01]

I can see the sir billiam being his ancestor more canon tbh, I was thinking that too lmao

[@randomthings8732]

Wait but didn't techno just not wanna change his skin though-

[@acorn0]

So I noticed near the beginning Bad had these particles coming out of him when he went to Technos house and then when they went to the Egg the particles disappeared. Almost like the further away Bad is from the egg the weaker and more poisoned he gets...

[@philipjude9944]

That or was just mining fatigue from the prison 😂

[@williamreeves2043]

Aye the lore

[@apocalypsedrakaina]

333rd like

[@Dopid089]

I like you idea

[@voidcatling]

I haven't noticed the particles yet

[@animefreak6661]

Love how much he radiates ADHD and being oblivious this made me laught so hard even him just bringing Steve along

[@PatriotMapper]

“It’s red and round” Me: Blood?

[@ivansmulja7222]

Knock knock Hello? Hello sir i am here to talk abouth our lord and savior the egg lol

[@weewoo6546]

Why did u have to put Lol at the end

[@Nverrd]

I hate the egg

[@Sunny_core]

@@weewoo6546 it's funny duhhhh YOU DON'T HAVE TO TAKE IT REAL ITS A JOKE

[@Sunny_core]

@@Nverrd me too

[@weewoo6546]

@@Sunny_core lol Ik it was just the fact they did a massive gap

[@witchBoi_Connor]

The Donos interrupting the egg every time is the BEST accidental lore.

[@kurotsuki7427]

Techno is our blood god, we get to talk to him not egg, the egg cant have him.

[@multidebbie1]

@@kurotsuki7427 Your saying Techno is only ours. Selfish much. xD

[@염소-t7m]

​@multidebbie1 ofc the voices are gonna be selfish tho

[@JoshBeck-z5m]

@@multidebbie1E

[@JoshBeck-z5m]

@@multidebbie1E

[@abyss_gremlin]

Wilbur: gives techno a script for the egg visit Techno: thanks Wilbur Wilbur: leaves the game Techno: Yeets script out window Techno: F***k you script

[@sarahdurling7450]

XD that was funny f*** the script man

[@karihuber3169]

@@sarahdurling7450 Ye f*ck the script!

[@endefire139]

I do wonder what was supposed to happen tho Not that this isn't great lol

[@intheblacklite9849]

when puffy said "the eggpire is basicly government" i was expecting techno to be like (holy music stops) " eggpire is what? did i hear government?"

[@CrescentLantern]

Same

[@dinonuggys2953]

Techno has a way to make everything seem so stupidly funny

[@coreycook1367]

If anyone was going to resist the influence of the egg through mental 'in'-stability, who else would be it but the Blood God himself?

[@wolfi9916]

Probably sam

[@derandere4356]

Ranboo

[@neroxheronix3571]

Can we just respect the fact as soon as techno saw these lamas ( 11:40 ) He say "Oh Carls". That had me laughing a bit. He's a man of culture

[@TheFaith74]

BBH:techno is totally gonna join the eggpire! Meanwhile techno:o m l e t

[@wolfi9916]

Lol

[@scubaellie9561]

philza: ah yes O mL i eT

[@ThatSwampCryptid]

@@scubaellie9561 At least we can understand how they became so close.

[@70zcowboy]

"no ones allergic to eggs" - BBH

[@teresaromanelli5174]

"Except when they are" - Also BBH

[@camillanguyen8433]

It’s stupid because I’m allergic to eggs peanuts and cow milk.

[@lavenderisdedagain4554]

Dang guess I’ll just fade out of existence than. Eggs of course don’t make me violently ill because of allergies noooo that dosent happen. /j

[@nightsedge6182]

me, who is allergic to eggs: 👁️👄👁️

[@70zcowboy]

@@nightsedge6182 noooo

[@weffle2449]

Egg: Oh boy, Techno’s back, maybe this time I can Voices: *no

[@Gwyn-The-Lord-Of-Sunlight]

cant believe badboyhalo proposed anarcho-monarchism

[@intheblacklite9849]

techn: i have a lot of voices in my head and 1 more doesnt change anything. bad:...

[@AmberPanda382]

The egg: imma get in techno’s head. The other 50 people waiting in line: >:(

[@johnreynerotoni1652]

Lol

[@legendaryaz2076]

"its red and round" Me: My brothers head when he loses a game of valorant

[@enternamehere4124]

"its red and round" Me: the head of my victim when i drow him is his own blood What? Is it so weird?

[@Lvc1f3r01]

@@enternamehere4124 uhhhhhhhhhhhhh Chile- anyways so-

[@Redeulous]

Nobody gonna mention how bad pulled out his axe at around 7:30 trying to intimidate techno but he just doesn’t notice/care?

[@DarthVader-6637]

To be honest I kind of ignored it during the stream

[@derandere4356]

"He seems to be treathening us." "What if we jump him?" That did not go as planned...

[@kibi3072]

12:54 Techno: ... I remember it slightly different than this Why did I find that so funny XD

[@xel7593]

It's so cute to see techno quoting dreams song "Road trip''

[@crystalize_l1362]

Theory: Maybe the reason we (the voices) can be heard by Techno is because Techno is a descendant of Sir Billiam? Like, we can see Sir Billiam was brainwashed by the egg in tales from the Dream smp, and the egg also stated that Techno looks familiar. Maybe the voice from the egg never left sir Billiam's brain, and this whole voices-in-his-head cruse kind of thing just got passed down multiple generations. As time passes, without actual access to the egg, the voices remaining in the family strayed further and further away from its origin, the egg. Eventually the voice evolved into *us*, the voices that are simultaneously bloodthirsty and super protective towards our blood god.

[@Lvc1f3r01]

Yo wait this really makes sense-

[@ivyrasmussen9502]

This means we as the Voices have epic origins, and…can be a main character?

[@Wowimsick]

@@ivyrasmussen9502 even the viewers are lore now dsmp is wild

[@kkTeaz]

So basically, we treat techno, how the eggs voices treats itself...

[@randomthings8732]

"It can help you achieve anything you desire.." Well, can it help techno achieve the destruction of the egg?

[@howlerr.]

bro when I found this comment that's exactly what bad said

[@souls_44]

Puffy: whenever i look at this i feel hungry Techno: same Phil: OMMLETTTEEEEE

[@whoeveryouwantmetobe.]

OMMMMLLLLLLLLEEEEETTTTTTTTTTEEEEE

[@xymoth_]

No

[@ZXQ-SUBFOX]

What I just understood this Phil whants the egg

[@justasillyentity]

Phil just using the egg as a crying obsidian farm:

[@besro8263]

So assuming that Sir Billiam is Techno's relative from the past, let's say that Billiam loved the egg so much that he took a bud of a red vine thing and put it inside himself, so he was always with the egg. In a way, Billiam 'fused' with the egg, and when he had kids, and his kids had kids, etc., the egg bud might've been passed on genetically. This seems farfetched, but what if Techno's voices are the remnants of the egg in his genes?

[@Kitsune_noah]

This is a very creative theory

[@kohaku570]

The Egg: Tell m- The Other Voice: *already talking* Techno: oh a new voice that is curse The Egg: .... The Other Voice: Oh you messing with the wrong God Holder

[@Kitsune_noah]

Voices: sorry this person is already tormented by us

[@justasillyentity]

The Voices: you fool… we are 100 parallel universes ahead of you

[@kohaku570]

@@justasillyentity how did you find this??? it had been 2 year

[@justasillyentity]

@@kohaku570 I scrolled down a lot

[@LSSTyranus]

Technoblade has so many voices in his head the egg has no effect on him whatsoever

[@dannymarek2725]

Bad: *does his very best to tempt techno to join the egg* Techno: *vibes* Bad: *tries harder* Techno: *continues vibing* Bad: *trys tempting ranboo* Ranboo: nah Bad: *gets desperate* hey steve, you like the egg right?! Steve: *shows butt*

[@justasillyentity]

40 likes and no replies? let me fix that

[@BorkersBork]

Steve just isnt interested in the egg unless its made into an omelette :D

[@UnmotivatedOverachiever]

I only watch Techno's smp stuff because its comical how little he takes the lore seriously

[@kirstenreagan9280]

this sounds like a scammer trying to “sell” something to someone who knows its a scammer XD

[@0aces__]

Bbh be like: TECHNOBLADE, PROBLEM THERE NO IS NOT

[@sillygoof2473]

*tech noblade*

[@asrieldreemur10]

BBH: If u join the egg you will get all the benefits you want Me: Really BBH: Yes Me after joined the egg: Lets destroy the egg

[@Phighter_15]

I think your on tosomething

[@stanmvrshh1709]

(Joins egg) So I can be a millionaire ?

[@kkTeaz]

That's the trick, they make you *not* want to destroy the egg after you join, and basically give you the benefits they want you to want.

[@justaperson5677]

"waitwaitwaitwaitwait- waitwaitwaitwaitwait- waitwait- Are you some sorta, like, egg mormon?" "What-? No!" Lmao 😂

[@CheriePie14]

“This is now a must watch stream” Bold pf you to assume I haven’t just absorbed lore from the other people around me that do watch streams

[@hahahahaha_no...]

Techoblades voices are just way too loud for egg to affect him lmao Rest in peace

[@spartansx0750]

I like how techno takes this as a joke

[@bloodmoonwolf1239]

I swear I just love that tech just cassualy breaks the 4th wall every once in a while 😂

[@curseofremains1905]

"This is now a must-watch stream" Fairy rave: *Perhaps*

[@jonagjosephus7241]

Just realized how many levels techno has. Jeez-

[@rylanc3602]

I appreciate the Llamas in hats reference that technoblade made

[@jaxshreds566]

I like how bbh went silent when techno said “if its and egg what will hatch out of it “

[@darlek_0017]

To be honest if the egg knew the amount of blood cultist behind techno. Im sure it would have refrained from attempting corruption. Because he is our blood god!

[@Pietro-Ferri]

Imagine the egg and dream fighting for the control of Ranboo's mind

[@pierrevallieres6196]

This would be hilarius

[@Jim-vt6dl]

I think I figured out Ranboo's other half. Maybe Ranboo is actually full endermen but the egg is a time traveler and the other side and the in-between require individuality and The Egg turned Ranboo half-white like he made Badboyhalo white. IDK if that makes sense.

[@a_channel2545]

The Egg: I will have Technoblade! Techno’s Voices: Ahem, OCCUPIED!

[@justasillyentity]

3 likes and no replies? lemme fix that

[@selahsilane9838]

The egg says, ‘hello’ Then ‘you runt from drea, do I know you?’ Don’t know the first part for sure. To listen yourself reverse and speed it up The next is ‘Help get what you want, then help me, I will give it to you’ Again, the first bit, I’m not sure about it.

[@sadpotato10yearsago50]

I love how when bad and puffy are arguing you can hear techno looking up what an empire is 💀

[@bobbiyorkk5286]

I feel like Tecno has the brain of a child

[@selahsilane9838]

Bad boy is SO desperate, damn

[@reekill_playlists]

Stream: shows EvilBoyHalo at Techno's house Me: instant stress

[@earspontherobloxplayer1744]

Imagine if the egg hatched and a huge fundy came out lmao.

[@muhammadaltairaufa4178]

Big furry

[@oliviaa.williss]

Wait techno is right since it’s a egg would something hatch out of it?

[@GlacialBolt]

i feel its more like a plant

[@chaotic2500]

I'm just waiting for it to hatch/bloom and then the most innocent and clueless person just pops out and goes "please don't kill, I no like killing"

[@Kitsune_noah]

I think I could be an ancient demon that was imprisoned and is getting people to feed it so that it can escape that's why bad is so drawn to it because he is part demon

[@amber-1081]

What if sir billiam is it it 🤔

[@70zcowboy]

"killings fine within reason" PUFFY???

[@isisgarcia5613]

BBH sounds like he’s just trying to convince the cool kids he’s cool 😂

[@feliciagaming]

BBH: ,,How do you feel when you look down there ?" Techno: ,,Pretty Red there"

[@Upperhoody]

I love where techno just say carrot for 3 min straight

[@darksider0968]

Egg=Government Techno=Blood Techno+Egg=100 withers

[@johnreynerotoni1652]

K lol

[@damienhill5305]

The egg will take over and spread

[@skelet8337]

An less the chat clear there difference and band together to stop the evil

[@damienhill5305]

No we are the good side the egg is with us

[@Lol-bq1ij]

@@damienhill5305 Now THIS really sounded cult-like

[@justasillyentity]

@@damienhill5305 well… the egg exploded lmao

[@stillsnow8720]

Yessir

[@BaaarisaKirisame]

21:25 Okay so I wasn't paying attention to any of the dialogue because I was wondering how the rotten flesh didn't melt from the lava.

[@howtodrinkwaterin5simplesteps]

Maybe the rotten flesh is actually on a block instead of in the lava

[@JokeDeBock]

OMG, that Caaaaaarl reference 😂

[@mariapaterakis5061]

I love how techno wrote in chat to say his thoughts like ranboo wrote in they’re book. Rip king

[@adamking5215]

this almost pisses me off (context: "a note")

[@mazymanning6359]

THE KARL LLAMA JOKE OMG MY REAPECT FOR TECHNO IS BEYOND COMPREHENSION

[@Z0Cs1]

does anyone going to talk bout techno literally dodge every magma block?

[@jiingflower]

"I could´ve just made my own empire a long time ago if I was interested in seizing power" I am having Antartic Empire flashbacks.

[@cheez641]

the fact that the egg has been around for agess and NOBODY once wondered what would hatch from it?? clearly technoblade is the only reasonable person on the server hvgvjrbfud

[@Cup1d5Arrow]

The Egg: *demonic talking* Random dono: Kill it with fire

[@mark-te6bv]

Lol

[@justasillyentity]

Other dono: *WE MUST FIGHT THE EGG*

[@bri91657]

I love how technoblade brings Steve with him as his emotional support bear 🐻‍❄️🥺

[@waffles2450]

Techno is so used to The Voices that the egg is no problem lol

[@arandomcrusader6707]

"I'm gay, I'm gay for the egg!" -WilburSoot

[@axelthenoob87xd9]

It is confirmed the egg is the blood god that’s why it knows techno

[@renderthecat2310]

Time to make some omelettes!

[@fullyboilthatpotatoe]

Bad: Trying to do serious lore Techno: Omlet Technos Chat: Bold of you to think you can mess with us

[@yumiko9974]

Idk why this vod, isn't on Techno's channel anymore. But Thank you for uploading this lmao

[@callmeonyxied7018]

Ikr I thought my phone was bugging out. It was my favorite vod on his channel

[@yumiko9974]

@@callmeonyxied7018 same D:

[@eyes4sky59]

The voice gave me chills man literal chills

[@greenninjaihyt5461]

22:57 it’s like the Walmart version of green eggs in ham, it’s red eggs and steak

[@octo3406]

i love the llama jokes

[@melcox9771]

“Elliptical? I don’t know the word” An Elliptical is the thing we all wanted to play on that’s like a walker I’m dicks(the Sports store)

[@uraverageteen]

AYO THE EGG THOUGHT HE WAS SIR BILLIAM THE 3RD

[@Odontomango]

21:16 Did Puffy just go "I missed the part where that's my problem"?? Lmao

[@pigeon8814]

I love how Techno calls the Egg’s vines ‘weeds’

[@katdownen8433]

I think the egg tried to take over techno but his voices are more powerful

[@justakidicarus1191]

Lowkey I headcanon that c!Techno is the reincarnation of Sir Billiam III, which explains the eggs “You’re familiar” line. Chat is the voices of the people he killed for the Egg in the past, and the reason he’s immune as a result, as the Egg can’t Thrall someone twice

[@stormconnor5972]

The egg was like "nah this guy's crazier then me"

[@LeoandFriends]

Bad: L'Manburg changes a little bit Me: ya a LITTLE BIT 7:12 Techno: I remember it being SLITLY different 13:00

[@amandahatfield3711]

Me if bad took me to the egg: Its not green enough. Make it green wood and i'll consider it. When/if they did: Pulls out flint and steel*

[@iguessmynamesriya7658]

My own Lil head canon is that the egg births powerful beings made as amalgam of those sacrificed to it, and that sir billiam was eventually there to watch the egg hatch into technoblade, with the chaos of thousands of swirling voices and power in his veins. He killed billiam and saw what institutionalized power brings. Thus the chaotic dangerous anarchist technoblade was born. This also leads to the sad idea that egg species may be gifts given to influential people directly after mass death, gifts from a blood God if you will after a large enough sacrament. Blood for the blood god.

[@whitemink0939]

Techno is just incorruptible, he has everything he could want, and if he has a problem he just stabs it and it works incredibly well

[@demongirl1019]

11:47 Llama's with Hats refrence? Love that series 😹