"The creeper almost walked off by itself, and you walked off by yourself." By those standards, that creeper was smarter than that player. Skywars players.
@manishkasar17204 жыл бұрын
Smart,
@ovalthe2rdjunior6144 жыл бұрын
I pLaY sKyWaRs AnD iM sMaRt!!1!!11 DiSlIkE!!!1!
@TheRealEd1t4 жыл бұрын
their was no competition to who was smarter a creeper (300 IQ) or a sky wars player (-2 IQ)
@justcallmez84034 жыл бұрын
F*CKING GENIUS!!!
@speeder.x99834 жыл бұрын
Path finding is automatic. Accidentally miscalculating a jump or taping the w key isn’t so it is entirely up to human nature of mistakes. So case in point: the creeper can’t do math but the player can. Also I have a good point with no flaws don’t bully me
@crvot5 жыл бұрын
Young techno: *breathes* School: YOUR SON TRIED TO GIVE EVERYONE EBOLA SO HE DIDNT HAVE TO GO TO SCHOOL
@honestlyi_4 жыл бұрын
Your profile picture is holy
@jakewizard44324 жыл бұрын
*Techno’s parents:*“What’d he actually do?” *school:* he sneezed in class
@leftnut73594 жыл бұрын
@@jakewizard4432 this didn't age well
@jakewizard44324 жыл бұрын
@Dora Yang nope, not at all 😂
@alexjustalexyt11444 жыл бұрын
Coronavirus*
@whyns4 жыл бұрын
"Your son has started a zombie outbreak" "What did he really do?" "He brought an ant in the class."
@thatoneguymatt9873 жыл бұрын
Not even brought, it just happened to be on his shoe
@sharanplayz96803 жыл бұрын
Videoms the fungus only effects ants mate........
@Lime.72423 жыл бұрын
this video was 3 years ago why are there recent comments?
@thatoneguymatt9873 жыл бұрын
@@Lime.7242 BECAUSE HE NEVER GODDAMN UPLOADS
@Lime.72423 жыл бұрын
@@thatoneguymatt987 that's a good point
@aketsuuu2 жыл бұрын
Once watched this at 4AM when I couldn't get back to sleep. These silly little stories had me smiling. Thanks Techno. We'll miss you.
@chappie36422 жыл бұрын
Same
@saying_thingsyt35842 жыл бұрын
Sane
@ControlledSystem2 жыл бұрын
Same bro
@maddhattergaming68632 жыл бұрын
Same bro..... Same.
@Im_StillAsleep2 жыл бұрын
Frfr
@uwwwu99545 жыл бұрын
School: HE WAS STABBING CHILDREN Past Techno: what how Parents: yeah okay Present Techno: STABBING CHILDREN IN BEDWARS
@blobvisfan6665 жыл бұрын
They were just trying to warn them, but here we are, looking at a nerdy pig stealing presents from orphans on Christmas...
@NastoKing5 жыл бұрын
Ah, enslaved violence
@alechaseyes81465 жыл бұрын
@@blobvisfan666 8
@mrcobalt1244 жыл бұрын
change your username to u////u :p
@ltuyettrinh24 жыл бұрын
Baby punching marathon!!!
@chara83834 жыл бұрын
“You can’t run away from your problems, not if they have ender pearls”
@ecxdee4 жыл бұрын
Carter Hils no truer fact. Enderpearls are honestly the reason I play skywars
@fractured41763 жыл бұрын
They can miss
@Hamzathegoat693 жыл бұрын
Sun tzu The art of war
@ecxdee3 жыл бұрын
@@Hamzathegoat69 yes
@crabbiejason72613 жыл бұрын
I think my homework has ender pearls
@adamzheng43623 жыл бұрын
"Lots of character development" The character development: Perry grew taller.
@junio0o7683 жыл бұрын
@Internet Dweller lmao ok
@auskid43773 жыл бұрын
only slightly though. Don't want to change his whole character.
@junio0o7683 жыл бұрын
@@auskid4377 he grew 1 inch taller and says ‘i have had character development’
@hansbloodsmith2 жыл бұрын
Techno: "A short person?" *Perry putting on a fedora* Techno: "PERRY THE SHORT PERSON?!"
@gamingman8142 жыл бұрын
.,;pl,
@oscargrose96082 жыл бұрын
Techno “breaths”. Teachers: You are now wanted in 15 different countries
@somedorkydude64832 жыл бұрын
If only he was still wanted
@jackiesiii66285 жыл бұрын
technos teachers: yeah so hes gonna become a criminal when hes older 😡 techno now: a minecraft nerd
@ry17745 жыл бұрын
video games cause violence but almost reversed????
@marcelfassler85355 жыл бұрын
You mean a Mincraft Warlord
@youareallalonenobodylikesyou4 жыл бұрын
That's even a bigger crime than being a criminal- *LE EPICU GASP*
@Monkey-ry8fh4 жыл бұрын
Minecraft chad
@silvahedgehog4 жыл бұрын
Phoenix what do you mean...
@i_likemen56143 жыл бұрын
School: "Your son committed a massacre at the school" Parents: "What did he really do?" School: He shared food with his classmate
@totallynotarussianspy53363 жыл бұрын
if your child has covid at the disability school that might hold true
@user-yo6pu2my5j3 жыл бұрын
Maybe in 2020
@knarli84083 жыл бұрын
Maybe it was poisened? We won't wait till tomorrow to see though
@Nugcon3 жыл бұрын
His School was just an allegory for Twitter
@totallynotarussianspy53363 жыл бұрын
@@keithkosten9623 at a school for kids with special needs? probably a lower survival rate then that edit; also the survival rate is 96.4%, so if 100 get infected thats still 3-4 people dead. 10% get lasting symptoms too.
@mechanical84073 жыл бұрын
As someone who was once an eight year old girl, I can confirm, they are absolute DEMONS.
@rawonions88273 жыл бұрын
As someone who is a girl i can confirm that they occasionally stay demons
@pnk_rose81933 жыл бұрын
I can confirm
@phallax_3 жыл бұрын
i dont remember when i was an 8 yr old girl but your prob right
@wh1tesp4ce3 жыл бұрын
As some idiot who lives near a bunch of 8 year old girls I confirm this statement ;-;
@apreil48213 жыл бұрын
As the sibling of an 8 year old girl I can confirm THERE IS NO WAY I WAS THAT BAD... if I was I apologize to every person I knew back then
@jeremyho89902 жыл бұрын
Farewell Technoblade. It was old skywars videos like this that kept me the most entertained and happy. May you Rest In Peace, thank you for everything.
@lostlime12882 жыл бұрын
In peace and in power
@FallenPhoenix1222 жыл бұрын
Wait what happened
@milesmann67352 жыл бұрын
he died from cancer
@classyboa11372 жыл бұрын
@Fallen Pheionix122_ Have you not seen his newest video?
@JmKrokY2 жыл бұрын
Rip
@littlejd723 жыл бұрын
Techno’s School: “He poisoned our water supply, burnt our crops and delivered a plague onto our houses!” Techno’s Parents: “He did!?” Techno’s School: “No but are we just gonna wait around until he does?”
@GoldfishEmpire3 жыл бұрын
Yea, Spongebob's great (until it wasn't).
@user-kw1iv5rk7t3 жыл бұрын
that fits surprisingly well for this situation
@owen288903 жыл бұрын
@@GoldfishEmpire Yeah, it became terrible ever since the original writers and producers left and the creator left.
@Matthew-ee7bp3 жыл бұрын
@@owen28890 The creator definitely left alright...
@jackcolor71843 жыл бұрын
LISTEN HERE YOU CRUSTACEOUS CHEAPSKATE
@ogturtle14 жыл бұрын
When I was in fourth grade my friend made a "proxy server", that let us play games in school. You see, the school put an addon to are browsers that we couldn't take off, so there was no way of us getting to our favorite .io games and stuff. So this fourth-grade child literally programmed a kind of hub, where we could all go and play our games. So we played these games all through fourth grade, and it was all fine... Until we went to fifth grade. So literally in the first week of school, we were called to the principle's office. He rambled about some stuff like "You could have let a virus on to the school computers blah blah blah." I think kids should actually be praised, or at least not screamed at for PROGRAMMING A PROXY SERVER AT 9 YEARS OLD. It's like the schools were just mad that kid was smarter than the district. Anyway, we were all almost suspended for 3 days and got the computers taken away for the rest of the year.
@eesr3 жыл бұрын
i should have thought of that
@randomusername2843 жыл бұрын
Why does every parent/teacher think that they know more about technology than children?
@enderlordex93963 жыл бұрын
ok but can we please talk about how a 9 year old can code THAT well?
@derp43743 жыл бұрын
My mom works in IT and I told her about this, and she was impressed that a 9 year old could do that
@Wyatt1253 жыл бұрын
@@enderlordex9396 i could code that well at 9
@stealthi88224 жыл бұрын
“Your son poisoned the school lunch food” “What did he really do” “Well he read a book during our 10 minute break”
@realmfire78784 жыл бұрын
This reminds me, 7th grade me always read books during our 15(?) Minute break... eventually I got in trouble for reading and not socializing (I do socialize.....)
@noctiluca13704 жыл бұрын
bro your school sucks they should be glad your reading instead of screaming your head off
@boransar30414 жыл бұрын
Hey! Thats even worse!
@Bladerunner51464 жыл бұрын
@@realmfire7878 I always finished my work early in middle school so I read and got in trouble for it with some teachers ironically some of them were English teachers WHERE YOU NEED TO READ BOOKS FOR AR TESTS
@daffodilfox35364 жыл бұрын
@Scuffed gamer My dirty mind has made me think of 'things' I shouldn`t be thinking about when I read that
@lavender_loser2 жыл бұрын
Seeking comfort in this video right now. Love you techno. Rest well.
@wotabottle73442 жыл бұрын
Me too
@lampshade65212 жыл бұрын
Same:/
@aprilruledearth2 жыл бұрын
o7
@fortifiedphoenix11182 жыл бұрын
Been binge watching his videos all day today
@OverLimit_2 жыл бұрын
@@fortifiedphoenix1118 me too
@jadaanderson75454 жыл бұрын
And he never posted again. We can only assume that the 8 year old girls got to him. He will be remembered. F in the chat.
@birdseye71664 жыл бұрын
f
@jamesmull30913 жыл бұрын
F
@soda_galaxy3 жыл бұрын
F
@fhaddam43083 жыл бұрын
F
@henriplayz363 жыл бұрын
F
@powerinpowell3 жыл бұрын
Techno 4 years ago; you think I’m gonna fight a 8 year old girl? Techno now: I’ve fought many babies and they were tremendously easy to defeat
@indeed_issy82543 жыл бұрын
You see, unlike the 8 year olds, a baby will not go for the things you don't like about yourself
@thebutterscotchkid24812 жыл бұрын
He has *evolved* .
@asheboyd77062 жыл бұрын
“The second-worst thing to ever happen to those orphans”
@hridanshsuranavsa31392 жыл бұрын
are you talking about tommy??
@Jake022022 жыл бұрын
😂
@sumthing_cited88454 жыл бұрын
Techno blade: “Can’t run away from all your problems... Notices that he is about to lock himself in his room to hide against the most feared people on earth... ... not when they have ender pearls”
@XarathDominion3 жыл бұрын
"You can't outrun your problems, but unless they have the force of a 4.8 ton bombshell they ain't getting to me at this hour."
@flarebear_683 жыл бұрын
Lol
@VeryPeeved3 жыл бұрын
you can hide, but you can't run.
@orazin45553 жыл бұрын
Oh god the 8 year olds have ender pearls.
@InexplicablyPurpleRose2 жыл бұрын
I couldn't remember the title of this video, but the only thing I remembered was Techno's rant about how evil 8-year-old girls are. So I put in the search bar "Technoblade being scared of 8 year olds" and this video actually came up!
@spade.youtube3 жыл бұрын
"Technokid blew up the entire school" "What did he really do" "He looked at me funny when I said mineplex"
@lennystudios3.143 жыл бұрын
Lmao
@bytblox33662 жыл бұрын
man of culture
@gramletsays822 жыл бұрын
Damn I forgot mineplex was a thing
@cxndycxrn60113 жыл бұрын
The school : " Your child set a nearby orphanage on fire during the school trip " His parents : " No what did he actually do " The school : " Like I said Your child set a nearby orphanage on fire during the school trip "
@A0Newbie0A3 жыл бұрын
His parents: "No, what did he ACTUALLY do?"
@kat124443 жыл бұрын
The school : " *Like I said, Your child set a nearby orphanage on fire during the school trip* "
@A0Newbie0A3 жыл бұрын
His parents : " Seriously. That's it? "
@kat124443 жыл бұрын
The school: yes, for once that's actually what happened.
@A0Newbie0A3 жыл бұрын
Techno pops up : I can explain-
@kenwinata74554 жыл бұрын
In second grade i once fell at school and when the teacher came in instead of helping me he punished me for CRAWLING even though the whole class was denying it he just shouted and said:"NO, There is no way that happened". He didnt teach us anymore in third grade
@KingNedya4 жыл бұрын
Well of course he didn't teach you anymore in third grade, because when you're in third grade the second grade teacher usually continues to teach second grade.
@kenwinata74554 жыл бұрын
@@KingNedya nah in my school the same teacher taught in multiple grades
@KingNedya4 жыл бұрын
@@kenwinata7455 Oh okay.
@lord_khufu4 жыл бұрын
I picked up my friend pens and got punished when i was in second grade too lmao
@KingNedya4 жыл бұрын
@Jimothan_Games Mc my question is, why was he calling you "bot"?
@seanriedy2 жыл бұрын
I think this was the first Technoblade video I ever watched. It's so sad to see him gone now. Rest in peace
@4Boltss3 жыл бұрын
"You can't run away from all of your problems when they have ender pearls" -Sun Tzu, Art of War
@Martin.Sallov2 жыл бұрын
Nice
@darklightgamesanimations75632 жыл бұрын
My problems appear to be in creative mode
@jonhocut2 жыл бұрын
facts
@christianjarrett90022 жыл бұрын
Ah yes the Art of War but real
@joeblobberson81042 жыл бұрын
I was gonna say that.😥
@SunnyThePerson3 жыл бұрын
Techno: accidentally steps on another kid’s foot The school: M U R D E R
@user-yo6pu2my5j3 жыл бұрын
Plot twist: *he didn’t even have a leg*
@epicdud59053 жыл бұрын
@@user-yo6pu2my5j *HOL’ UP*
@tibayonex45055 жыл бұрын
School: He burned down the school. Reality: He saw a cigarette on the ground during recess.
@sekrit45815 жыл бұрын
Why is there a cigarette in the middle of a school playground?
@platinumpetal39955 жыл бұрын
Well, my school’s playground doesn’t have any fences and it’s on top of a hill which leads to a street. Some random people come and I don’t know what they do, they could be smoking weed at the playground and I wouldn’t know.
@goztepeca19255 жыл бұрын
Sekrit, at my elementary school there was cigarette on the ground and it caused the fire alarm to go off. (We think) because it wasn’t a fire drill. I don’t know how it got there, but- oh also, my school didn’t have a playground, but, it was where the kids had recess.
@food-brawlstars14324 жыл бұрын
TI Bayonexmhe didn’t see it, he used it
@lusgoomis16202 жыл бұрын
We all love you bro... you were an incredible content creator, and even though I've never met you, you seemed like a darn good person as well. You will always live on in all of our hearts.. "Technoblade never dies"
@kyovibe2 жыл бұрын
bro he's uploaded so many videos and every single one of them have like the highest watchability so i can watch him forever
@jacob8648 Жыл бұрын
@@kyovibe i am rewatching all of them rn it is so cool, really nostalgic
@beanbreakingart Жыл бұрын
Techno never dies! ❤❤
@terri49944 жыл бұрын
teacher: if you're getting bullied come see me also teacher: not my problem lmao
@sunshibe88113 жыл бұрын
we'll also punish you for getting in fights lol
@xwqkislayer71173 жыл бұрын
And also punish you for not getting in fights
@RandomPerson-gf6gd3 жыл бұрын
@@xwqkislayer7117 we will punish you no matter the reason
@kkTeaz3 жыл бұрын
And also you will be bullied by the teacher if you don't get a 100% And If you get 100%
@somerandomduck57953 жыл бұрын
@@SuperCatMan- because those teachers are horrible and probably hate children and any form of justice
@percyiro4855 жыл бұрын
8 year old boys: are 1' tall Technoblade: is 12x taller Technoblade: is 12' tall Technoblade: is 4' taller than 8 year old girls 8 year old girls: are 8' tall i should be a math teacher
@Razorpine_5 жыл бұрын
Percyiro to sum it up 8 year old girls are 7 foot taller than 8 year old boys
@Nugcon5 жыл бұрын
@@Razorpine_ epic
@gdtrilogy90605 жыл бұрын
oh yeah, this is big brain time
@dinner82045 жыл бұрын
technoblade is 12 years old
@mherrr84215 жыл бұрын
12 year olds are 8 technoblades tall!?!?!
@uc02255 жыл бұрын
Heccin school systems. One time I got in in trouble for saying "yea" as a response to a teacher.
@OctyDrawz5 жыл бұрын
UnderCrafter name, what is the solution to the problem? Yea
@shahirnewaz36614 жыл бұрын
same
@autumn44424 жыл бұрын
"Did you bully this kid?" "yea"
@bobasaur53244 жыл бұрын
After a countdown I said happy New Year and I was sent to the principles office
@vrooomvrooom2304 жыл бұрын
@@ultra_exists No. I'll never understand rules that don't make sense.
@brainpickpotatoman23192 жыл бұрын
“I’m going to barricade my room and hope they spare my life” -Technoblade 2017
@mighty_robo5 жыл бұрын
"Your son kidnapped 12 children and is holding them hostage on the school’s roof and his demand in 1 Million dollars” “What did he actually do?” "A noodle from his spaghetti at lunch fell off the fork and on the ground"
@quan70335 жыл бұрын
Mighty_Robo lmao
@ltuyettrinh24 жыл бұрын
School: Please spare the spaghetti! Person: it was an accident I swear! School: and now you’re holding the spaghetti hostage? I’mma call your parents
@zom75914 жыл бұрын
Stolen
@kalumW4 жыл бұрын
on top of spagheeeeti, all covered in cheese, there lied my poor meatball, hm hm hm hm hmmmmm. i forgot THIS line, da nana na naaaaa na na na na naaaa naaaaa na na na na naaaa
@PhantomsEnd4 жыл бұрын
🤣🤣🤣
@user-pu2uj8iu5x3 жыл бұрын
“They’re 1 foot tall” “I’m 12 times taller then them” So techno is 12 feet tall “I’m like 4 feet taller then them” Confirmed 8year old girls are 8 feet tall
@_emstar3 жыл бұрын
are you saying that girls grow 1 foot every year?
@oknice75563 жыл бұрын
o.0 u genius
@nnotblue83193 жыл бұрын
I'm skipping my online math class watching technoblade and still learning how to solve equations from other people
@cold_commander51553 жыл бұрын
nerd
@nnotblue83193 жыл бұрын
@@cold_commander5155 yes
@Sir-Taco3 жыл бұрын
Alternate title: Technoblade talks about 8 year old girls and how he can easily throw kids
@10868wr3 жыл бұрын
not kids *ORPHANS*
@Pixxeell___3 жыл бұрын
Because you two only watched 1 minute of the video
@enderpichu3 жыл бұрын
@@Pixxeell___ yes
@durandfamily14433 жыл бұрын
@@Pixxeell___ LMAOOOOOO
@moonwolf92503 жыл бұрын
I have twin little sisters i can cinfirm they go for your emotions
@frk4life4162 жыл бұрын
May he rest in piece. Just rewatching all of his videos to remember him
@bobetfishthecool31712 жыл бұрын
same
@autumnanurasys94613 жыл бұрын
School: Your son commited arson and burned down the entire school. Many lives were lost and we're on the verge of several lawsuits here Parents: What did he really do? School: Pretended to have fire powers while playing with his friends
@loogikid9343 жыл бұрын
wait wait wait that is bad?
@autumnanurasys94613 жыл бұрын
yes, you're under arrest 🔫
@loogikid9343 жыл бұрын
No not the pretending the arson that is bad owo
@trainwreck2373 жыл бұрын
"Well at least he wasn't the one who kept making up abilities to parry literally everything that came at him"
@autumnanurasys94613 жыл бұрын
@@trainwreck237 "I bLoCkEd ThAT wITh My InVisIBlE sHiElD!"
@cm5g3 жыл бұрын
young technoblade: laughs at a joke elementary school teachers: he caused WWIII
@Googly_3 жыл бұрын
why does that actually line up with the teachers as twitter ppl
@JopocaJ4 жыл бұрын
"Your son was having a terrible tantrum on the floor and proceded to stab everyone in sight with a sharp object" "What did he actually do?" "He picked up a pencil from the floor"
@kenziebalhatchet39183 жыл бұрын
“Your son tore apart fifty school books” “What did he actually do?” “Wrote in it”
@polarknight53763 жыл бұрын
@@kenziebalhatchet3918 *doodled in his own personal notebook during freetime
@stasb.38322 жыл бұрын
First video I watched by him. Came here to pay respect. RIP Technoblade never dies.
@Seanythecool12 жыл бұрын
Same his videos were how I cheer up and they still will br
@WeirdEmojiMan2 жыл бұрын
Shut up
@toomonkeyproductions1474 жыл бұрын
“Can’t run away from all your problems, not when they have ender pearls” -Techno Tzu
@Toby-vm5gq3 жыл бұрын
- Techno Tzu, Art of Skywars
@eesr3 жыл бұрын
@@Toby-vm5gq i was going to say something like that lolol
@diegoalmanza44583 жыл бұрын
@@eesr x2
@WhyamIthestupidone3 жыл бұрын
Let me guess, potato war?
@Metahydrix3 жыл бұрын
@@WhyamIthestupidone no, art of war
@forstaken22543 жыл бұрын
Group of 8 year olds: We will beat you up Techno: *Yeet the Children*
Thank you for writing this comment . It made my day .
@graymudkip10154 жыл бұрын
America is so messed up, I used to doodle on all my tests after I completed them and in like 2nd or 3rd grade one of my teachers used to send me to the principal’s office cause there was a tree on the side of my paper
@jkletssing3 жыл бұрын
we got told to draw on the backs of our tests when we were done... conclusion : your school sucked
@judemartin63293 жыл бұрын
trees are passive aggressive, you had it coming bro
@sarahmellinger81253 жыл бұрын
There could have been anything behind it
@robinyourhouse33993 жыл бұрын
jaci_stop Same, we were given an item to draw, one I vividly remember was being told to draw a Volcano. I don’t remember why I remember it so well though.
@ecxdee3 жыл бұрын
One day i doodled on a benchmark magazine my teachers use for tests and the tattletale told on me and my teacher sent me to the principal who egzagerated it and told my parents “your child drew inappropriate images that could potentially offend some people, please talk to him” and my parents wouldn’t believe it when I told them I just drew a mustache and a fictional character.
@DaBookNerd6 ай бұрын
“You can’t run away from all your problems. Not when they have enderpearls.” -Technoblade
@andersonfung71973 жыл бұрын
True story: When I was in 5th grade, I read ahead of everyone else in the book we were supposed to read in class and then the teacher saw me and said that i had to fill out a sheet that says what i did wrong and when i BREATHED OUT she said THAT SOUNDS LIKE A SIGH and sent me to the principals office.
@frungggg3 жыл бұрын
One time I looked up and the teacher thought that I was rolling my eyes at them
@StarrDust123 жыл бұрын
even if you did sigh, how is that punishment worthy. No, no I take it back. HOW IS READING AHEAD PUNISHMENT WORTHY
@hippy2.0313 жыл бұрын
@@StarrDust12 idk I guess u can’t make predictions if u read? It’s still stupid
@jpupper4283 жыл бұрын
Elementary school teachers often don't have a real diploma or qualifications and they know it, so they just take it out on kids
@GoodLocalHuman3 жыл бұрын
People are just dumb these days
@franetjackson80724 жыл бұрын
One time I got in trouble for "bullying" a kid because I was singing the same song as him and he told the teacher I was "copying him"
@methukasandiv55893 жыл бұрын
r u serious
@Pixal_Dragon3 жыл бұрын
You got a copyright strike
@tortillachips03 жыл бұрын
Companies trying to copy strike a viral video be like:
@zachofalltrades98293 жыл бұрын
Your teacher sound like they should be being taught in that class
@baihublake2043 жыл бұрын
You live in America?
@WixenBurr3 жыл бұрын
One time we were having a presentation from a guest speaker about a thing and our teacher told us that we were only allowed to ask questions and no storytelling (yknow when you mention your own experiences) and we were like "okay." So my bff ended up mentioning that "oh yeah I've been there" and i was like ooo shes gonna get detention and then i realized the presenter wasn't mentioning an important detail so i tried bein sneaky about it by forming it as a question like "oh hey, doesnt [thing] happen whenever [blah blah]?" And the presenter is like "yeah that's right!" And hella elaborates. Later its time for recess and our teacher pulls me and my bff aside and is like "You two told stories during the presentation. Timeout of recess." And i am completely shook. I was the angel kid who never got in trouble and when the class was punished, i usually wasnt bc they knew i was such a well behaved all A's student, y'know? So we get to recess and its our literature teacher supervising. Im pretty close with this teacher and so we sit at the bench with her and shes like "???? How did *you two* end up here??" And we explained it to her and she gets this aghast look on her face and says "That's ridiculous, you guys go play." So boom. Happy ending.
@galacticecho-wolf97163 жыл бұрын
Nice
@ismaelpuentesarroyo79413 жыл бұрын
You are actually story-telling, so, go to detention!!...
@Marvelfan-zp7pc3 жыл бұрын
Wow you are making fun of him go to detention
@partyplayer21533 жыл бұрын
@@Marvelfan-zp7pc are you telling him to go to detention, off to detention with you
@adrielcruz27363 жыл бұрын
@@partyplayer2153 you are breathing, suspended for a year
@lurika39902 жыл бұрын
Прощай, о великий Техноблейд. Technoblade never dies.
@jeniuspancakes2 жыл бұрын
I understood 3 words 👍
@Assassin-Kanako2 жыл бұрын
@@jeniuspancakes this guy said "Goodbye the great Technoblade" in Russian language
@jeniuspancakes2 жыл бұрын
@@Assassin-Kanako Oh alr thanks
@BeniTheTesseract2 жыл бұрын
@@Assassin-Kanako more farewell than goodbye but yes
@Assassin-Kanako2 жыл бұрын
@@BeniTheTesseract im living in russia
@SantiagoFernandez-go9pm3 жыл бұрын
Techno is the most feared in the dream smp but he is scared of 8 year olds to the point that he barricades himself in a room
@moogcult64923 жыл бұрын
drista is going to kill him in s8 ep34 of the dsmp coming fall 2035
@MicbossGaming3 жыл бұрын
@@moogcult6492 lol
@warcreeper53003 жыл бұрын
@@moogcult6492 so unbelieveable but nice try lol
@moogcult64923 жыл бұрын
@@warcreeper5300doesn't yt have an age limit of "if youre not old enough to get the joke youre not old enough for yt"?
@gamingdragon26433 жыл бұрын
@@moogcult6492 Wow savage.
@yoshia797 жыл бұрын
"I'm being accused by this lady who needs like, 3 pairs of glasses simultaneously" - Technoblade 2k17
@vondalironfist57533 жыл бұрын
I once had this teacher who would be like: “if anyone’s being mean to you, I’m here to help” but when someone said: “___ called me dumb” (or something like that) she would just say: “don’t be a telltale”
@boxieeo3 жыл бұрын
bruh it defeats the purpose
@shermanpowell22233 жыл бұрын
Ikr, I would try to break up fights in my elementary school and then on my report card it said “____ seems to enjoy being a tattletale” Thanks so much (generic principal name)
@rainoftheflames3 жыл бұрын
Same. Kindergarten.
@Solaire-wf3vb2 жыл бұрын
Man, it's always hard to revisit these memories when you know that the legend has passed. May you now 1v1 god, rest easy techno.
@wio29053 жыл бұрын
Techno's School: He is stabbing orphans as we speak! Techno's Parents: What did he really do? Techno's School: He... He's playing Minecraft Techno's Parents: OH NO!
@MinhPhan-my6hf2 жыл бұрын
Maybe they're right, orphans play minecraft
@DRDDR82 жыл бұрын
Techno's parents: NOT THE ORPHANS NOOOOOOOO!!!!!
@deenathrashen04182 жыл бұрын
Good one 😅😂
@-ZM_Gaming-5 ай бұрын
*the second worst thing that happens to the orphans, the first is being an orphan themselves, third is simply existing*
@tsstealthy16554 жыл бұрын
As a person with a younger sister, I can confirm everything he said about 8 year old girls
@painthamizhmv1243 жыл бұрын
I have 2 elder sisters
@zachofalltrades98293 жыл бұрын
@@painthamizhmv124 same, and a younger brother
@braxtonsmith10113 жыл бұрын
same
@valeriejohnson86323 жыл бұрын
My older sister can confirm I had really annoying friends when I was 8
@RavendomShipper113 жыл бұрын
I can't confirm this even if I have a younger sister cause she's not 8 yet
@qwertykaps10424 жыл бұрын
Teacher to Perry was like: how dare you get bullied! Thats a 1 week suspension for you young man!
@aloab51294 жыл бұрын
Nah nah, more like Teacher : LOL NERD IMAGINE GETTING BULLIED
@arnitheguy3 жыл бұрын
Everyone gangster until perry and techno say Aww yeah pvp
@sergejsoftic18472 жыл бұрын
Rest in peace technoblade you will never be forgotten, you were my childhood inspiration
@enderpenguincpvp2 жыл бұрын
:)
@cow1816 Жыл бұрын
Rip Techno, and also hello PFP brother.
@brandonredactedinformation96924 жыл бұрын
Why are schools so dumb I was jumped by 4 kids and apparently I jumped the kids? That is what the kids said. And now i have to get the police involved. Hey I just want to thank everyone who has been supportive and sharing there stories. I can't thank you all enough.
@Mohammad9274 жыл бұрын
Rip
@shadesinsertlastname16314 жыл бұрын
oof
@jcw684 жыл бұрын
How did it go
@wingmanthefirst79824 жыл бұрын
You good?
@FoySelHew4 жыл бұрын
Belive my school is dummer.
@mighty_robo5 жыл бұрын
This reminded me of the good old days in kindergarden when we would tell on a friend that pushed somebody and they would hide like he was on FBI’s Most Wanted list
@tuckerbrunson41104 жыл бұрын
@SnekiBox i'm thinking its a square, not a cube. Probably just the time out corner. don't read into it too much.
@IMSimplySuperior4 жыл бұрын
Mighty_Robo you have 2 top comments in the SAME comment section, show me your ways plz
@bruhsauce6444 жыл бұрын
SealBoi420 df is sin bin, that sounds like a toybox but for children. i dont think thats legal
@mighty_robo4 жыл бұрын
@@IMSimplySuperior You must find a mentor that specializes in the youtube comment section. You need to know the audience, have a plan to conquer, and come up with something that the people will enjoy.
@IMSimplySuperior4 жыл бұрын
@@mighty_robo noted
@paintingfolder64855 жыл бұрын
Legend has it that technoblade is still barricaded in his room in fear of the 8 year olds. edit: why is everyone liking this, I regret this comment it's so badly worded
@cryth27254 жыл бұрын
Even now but he set up a ziplock so he can get food when he wins Minecraft Monday's by care package
@lorenp85174 жыл бұрын
@Cryth fortnite care package that drops on his roof and techno breaks it and gets food logic
@at69134 жыл бұрын
@ECW Studios ngl when he was talking about hiding from them I kept thinking of fnaf
@chilliplays39964 жыл бұрын
yes know we know y he doesn’t post
@Gedaxy_4 жыл бұрын
MAKE IT GET 666 LIKES!!SO THE RUMOR CAN BE TRUE!!!
@spectrefang83092 жыл бұрын
Never watched Technoblade's videos until I found out from a friend that he had passed on. I am now binge watching his videos and feel a growing sense of loss. I may have never followed him when he was alive, but he truly was a hero. Rest in peace King, you will not be forgotten.
@xcreeperbombx613 жыл бұрын
"Your son blew up 10 doors" "What did he really do" "He walked slightly fast in the halls"
@DrRobertBeatles2 жыл бұрын
no running in the halls
@katie19253 жыл бұрын
I remember my friend in elementary was categorized by our teachers as a bully (even tho he was the one getting bullied) and pretty much got blamed for anything that goes wrong in our school and one time he even got so injured he couldn't use his legs for a solid hour cos some girl pushed him in a fish pond full of bugs and had to get carried everywhere and he still got called the bully in the situation so the parents got wind of this and basically yelled at the principal and switched schools the next year. Years later i found out the principal basically told his mom that they thought he looked like a thug and he didn't get good grades that's why they kept hating on him. So elementary for buff looking kids must suck alot
@kitchenroam15093 жыл бұрын
I am feeling pain through the screen right now
@beanonthefloor37503 жыл бұрын
@@kitchenroam1509 nice kazuma pfp
@hiramsicles55803 жыл бұрын
Wow
@zoey-oey-oeyd40203 жыл бұрын
Yeah my brother has always been a pretty big kid and he got accused of bullying all the time. Sometimes there was some truth to it (but not much: it’d be like he used too much force in a playfight and accidentally actually hurt someone) but sometimes it was just ridiculous. Like, once a kid hit him with a stick and he was the one who got in trouble.
@QwerginMemes3 жыл бұрын
the only school memes: teachers: punish the bully: bruh what? do everything bad to the person defending themself: that is the only epic thing this post: *minecraft eerie sound*
@nonja7 жыл бұрын
A website was blocked on my schools wifi. I tried to get to the form to get it unblocked, but, as it turns out, the website with the form is blocked.
@spacenorman86246 жыл бұрын
oof
@werts1806 жыл бұрын
yeet lol
@werts1806 жыл бұрын
Lol likes congrats
@popopop9846 жыл бұрын
200 IQ Blocking system
@BisexualityyFire5 жыл бұрын
yeet literally me lol
@InsaneInsomnia2352 жыл бұрын
still makes me laugh, thank you techno, we love you, all of us
@ConnorPugs3 жыл бұрын
thank you youtube recommended for showing me this gem
@sicktaiz3 жыл бұрын
same lol
@elmjpro34623 жыл бұрын
Same lmao
@LittleVictorMinecraft3 жыл бұрын
Same
@Nugcon3 жыл бұрын
this is like the 10th time this got recommended to me since 2017
@elmjpro34623 жыл бұрын
@@Nugcon for me it is my 5th time since 2019
@kartoffelschloss64255 жыл бұрын
I got suspended in high school because I laughed at a kid when he threatened me. The kid proceeded to hit me me in the face (i never hit back) and the school said i instigated the "fight".
@deathslinger2185 жыл бұрын
Seems legit
@whytho88565 жыл бұрын
jesus christ
@Mohammad9274 жыл бұрын
So back at school i used to be the straight A nerd ,so any fight that would happen with me in it the teacher wouldn't even ask
@Nativelife-ok6lt4 жыл бұрын
ok so i bully people and the guy whos getting bullied didnt snitch on me
@Nativelife-ok6lt4 жыл бұрын
ZachTheCat he’s not a snitch so he’s lucky
@elizamae50984 жыл бұрын
"your son brought bleach into school to try and poison his friend" "What did he really do" "He gave some of his food to his friend"
@abdula992133 жыл бұрын
@@satyampatel3713 FISH ARE FISH AND I LIKE DROWNING THEM
@thisguykreas3 жыл бұрын
@@satyampatel3713 It's the snack that smiles back, goldfish!
@monke31113 жыл бұрын
Lmao
@jackmacdonald7143 жыл бұрын
Technoblade is like the odd1sout but with skywars gameplay in the background
@monke31113 жыл бұрын
@Sarah Bruno exactly
@blackmamba88952 жыл бұрын
“Can’t run away form your problems not when they have ender pearls” -Teachnoblade R.I.P We miss you.
@elizabethpotter30075 жыл бұрын
*Tickles friend* School: ThAtS aSsAuLt
@bartholomewsigmundthethird5 жыл бұрын
School to friend that got tickled: tHatS AlsO AsSaULt
@magic25835 жыл бұрын
Schools are just those feminist that get offender by littraly everything and the sues you cause you saved there life
@_starstorm_48185 жыл бұрын
Andrew Hetherington At least schools know how to use correct grammar.
@bamboozledan5 жыл бұрын
@@magic2583 your grammar is all over the place.
@nebularqt22365 жыл бұрын
Andrew Potter who is tickles friend Should have been *Tickles Friend* School: ThAtS aSsAuLt
@nodex71155 жыл бұрын
Teacher: HE SHOT FOUR KIDS AND IS HOLDING 12 HOSTAGE IN A BANK THAT HE WAS ROBBING WHILE IN A SHOT OFF WITH THE COPS Parents: What did he really do Teacher: He dribbled the ball after recess ended
@sfdgcvysetdrfyhg92834 жыл бұрын
Lmao
@rcccccccr4 жыл бұрын
WHAT A CRIMEEEEEE
@Possumylly4 жыл бұрын
School: He manipulated the world's bigger countries to inisiate WW3 wich brought extinction to most speceis, ruined the world to be a radioactive mess, and ended all civilisation. Parents: what did he really do? School: he said "i found u" to a kid while playing hide n seek
@bytblox33664 жыл бұрын
@@Possumylly was this suppose to be a comment?
@thegloriousrock93 жыл бұрын
@@Possumylly this grammar tho
@fyre_hazaard60833 жыл бұрын
"Your son brought a gun to school and then pulled it on his teacher!" "What did he really do?" "He did finger guns at the teacher cause he made a joke"
@Arttty3 жыл бұрын
This actually happened to me in elementary. I did finger guns at the lunch lady and I got in trouble.
@ronitnaik59073 жыл бұрын
@@Arttty omg bro same and i got a note to my parents smh... schools these days.
@kyeblade063 жыл бұрын
@@ronitnaik5907 someone punches you then you tell a teacher. The teacher: suspended for 2 weeks
@gbs62082 жыл бұрын
We miss you so much tecno.... Also i just realized he said fortress of solitude at minute 2:23, like... Absolute legend not that i didn't know he was before that... Every time i watch his videos i feel like he's still between us.. Guiding us and making the world laugh... He truly was the greatest, so genuine and aware of the world he lived in... Smart, ironic, critical, amusing, inspiring... I miss him so much
@yoganraj95257 жыл бұрын
quote of the day: " you cant run away from your problems, not when they have ender pearls. " technobald 2017
@jacobmosier38166 жыл бұрын
LOL "Technobald"
@whenmemesfly22675 жыл бұрын
lol nice
@KHan-od2sy3 жыл бұрын
“your son kidnapped and water boarded his friend” “What did he really do” “ He spilled some water on his friend”
@Vqlye3 жыл бұрын
lol
@ephraimhxe17993 жыл бұрын
Ehhh close enough.
@TristanIsBadAtMC3 жыл бұрын
he tripped and spilt water on him is better
@Fuvy5 жыл бұрын
Technoblade: And the school said "He said crap." KZbin: I'm about to end this mans whole career
@livicc4 жыл бұрын
crap isn't a swear
@friworth9494 жыл бұрын
Brizly yea KZbin is wierd like that cause even if a word isn’t a swear, it can still demonitize ur video
@superficialchasm60684 жыл бұрын
Woooosh
@ranxiyong42444 жыл бұрын
technically youtube is ending his career as a KZbinr soo....
@fc_lucifer95664 жыл бұрын
And techno is now punching kids of a minecraft map. Accomplished
@Vanq22114 Жыл бұрын
"You can't run away from your problems, not when they have ender pearls" Damn, I guess depression can speed bridge, cuz it got to mid way faster than me.
@samarkang83803 жыл бұрын
mom: what are you watching me:a 17 year old now 21 getting scared of 8 year old girls playing minecraft while talking about school
@Kitsunary5 жыл бұрын
Might just be an elementary school thing. I was sleepy and my school called CPS because my parents were somehow at fault. Obviously my parents won the court trial, but it was really dumb.
@nadimmikael94885 жыл бұрын
holy shit
@food-brawlstars14324 жыл бұрын
Cps= clicks per second?
@dantheman24154 жыл бұрын
@@food-brawlstars1432 child protective services
@food-brawlstars14324 жыл бұрын
@DanTheMan ty
@porkbellycutlets4274 жыл бұрын
@@food-brawlstars1432 they were testing this dudes pvp skills
@topmalk4 жыл бұрын
School staff (SS): your daughter is receiving 2 weeks of detention Parents (P): did she get in a fight with someone? Ss: no P: did she bully someone? Ss: no P: vandalize the school? Ss: no P: ...then what did she do? Ss: she showed her shoulders to the class
@jkletssing3 жыл бұрын
the most punishable crime known to mankind
@VeryPeeved3 жыл бұрын
good thing it wasn't her elbows, or she would have really been in trouble!
@adkaquatics2123 жыл бұрын
Scandalous
@my_name_is_bee3 жыл бұрын
oh my god, yes
@qwertyasdf92903 жыл бұрын
The nickname for the school staff is..... Something.
@mtsoki2 жыл бұрын
Good times! Rest in peace techno we will never forget you!🕊️
@thehighspeedchicken4 жыл бұрын
I used to have this old teacher who got me in trouble for "bullying" after i laughed at my friends joke
@silsilahwationg89084 жыл бұрын
The joke was about how low her iq was
@bytblox33664 жыл бұрын
wha- jus-t what no just no
@ghjklkop78683 жыл бұрын
ban from youtube aswell
@emmathorne82513 жыл бұрын
My friend once called me a dumbass literally not even in the school it was a saturday and we were at a skate park and a teacher came up and said we were both getting a "red card" for encouraging abuse
@ghjklkop78683 жыл бұрын
@@emmathorne8251 omfggg what are these people...
@patrickanderson623 жыл бұрын
So glad this one didn't get taken down. I was terrified.
@muaudy3 жыл бұрын
same omg
@Shadow-Draws3 жыл бұрын
SAME
@sid66453 жыл бұрын
Why?
@tarashi11623 жыл бұрын
@@sid6645 techno privated alot of his old vids
@sid66453 жыл бұрын
@@tarashi1162 hmm whytho.
@nathanmendoza29744 жыл бұрын
"Why are you punishing him for being able to read" *lmao*
@dragonpleb79933 жыл бұрын
change that with her and that would be a crime in the 900s
@RavendomShipper113 жыл бұрын
@@dragonpleb7993 Oh true-
@theredbaron39442 жыл бұрын
He spent more time replicating the word “hey” than describing one of his by the sound of it best friends
@hurtleturtle6183 жыл бұрын
Bullied child: ahh my arm it was broken by- Principal: hold it right there UR SNITCHIN! SUSPENDED!!!!
@koopatroopa64123 жыл бұрын
I actually broke my spleen in 3rd grade recess, and the nurse told me to drink water and eat crackers. Later exams at the hospital would find the organ nearly split in half. But I dunno, maybe the water and crackers would have helped?
@thatdude90913 жыл бұрын
Dude, your organ only split in half because you didn’t have the water and crackers.
@why-nt8kz3 жыл бұрын
@@thatdude9091 fr, like the water and crackers would’ve helped so much
@Pixxeell___3 жыл бұрын
How is this related to the video
@koopatroopa64123 жыл бұрын
@@Pixxeell___ Overdramaticism of teacher’s reactions. Poor ol’ Techno was always being accused of bs he didnt do. Then, there’s also the opposite end of the spectrum - teachers drastically under-reacting.
@bigseagull70333 жыл бұрын
Techno: exists School staff: and I took that personally
@deancushway34803 жыл бұрын
" *You can't run away from your problem, not when they have ender pearls.* " -Technoblade 2017
@quailish22 жыл бұрын
That happened right when I read this omg
@marwaali36762 жыл бұрын
“You can’t run away from all your problems, not when they have enderpearls” -Technoblade
@craterellus35775 жыл бұрын
Me- throws small globs of mud at my usual bully while he is charging at me with speed to break bones. School staff- "he didn't hurt you but you threw mud, DETENTION!" Me again- didn't we just have a fundraiser to get cameras around the school for these situations? School dummies- "Two days of detention and no recess for a week!" I was just trying to not die to the kid who choked me out and shoved my face in the pond next to our school :(
@mattplayzgamezandstuff87905 жыл бұрын
Damn dude
@allsaddude40355 жыл бұрын
School “anti bullying” systems are shit
@ARCHIVED96104 жыл бұрын
allsad Dude this is an old comment but true there. My brother was bullied and the school didn’t do much. I also remember my kindergarten school did a fundraiser selling cookie dough and made it seem very very interesting to get the most expensive thing there. Thankfully my parents didn’t get it lmao
@ivy85624 жыл бұрын
I'm sorry but I can't stop laughing at the thought of you franticly throwing mud at him while he's running at full force, and the mud just splats on him
@craterellus35774 жыл бұрын
@@MikfinityPog no bones were broken, but there was substantial (but temporary) damage to my windpipe for months afterwards.
@shyxfaux25843 жыл бұрын
"this school is runned by idiots and my child isn't actually a thug" Me: * looks at title *something's not right here..
@RandomPerson-gf6gd3 жыл бұрын
I just realized what you meant by that, and I’m now dying
@K1NGRaj3 жыл бұрын
He’s not a thug. He’s a mafia boss.
@shyxfaux25843 жыл бұрын
@@K1NGRaj I thoroughly agree with that statement
@K1NGRaj3 жыл бұрын
@@shyxfaux2584 😂👌
@Ilias23 жыл бұрын
@@K1NGRaj He even has goons!
@ayu93246 жыл бұрын
"I'm sure someone is doing the math." *You mean 12x1*
@stupidity63975 жыл бұрын
Pherousa technically still math haha
@eliastta4374 жыл бұрын
But 8 year olds aren’t 1 foot so it’s more like 4”8 to 5”2 times 12
@JaxTCEK4 жыл бұрын
EliasTTA The average height for a 8 year old is not at all 5’2’’
@sentientbiscuit14154 жыл бұрын
So isnt that 1111111222222220000000000 feet tall
@wally80754 жыл бұрын
JaxTCEK dude the 8 ur olds are 4 9
@timedclutch77802 жыл бұрын
“You can’t run away from all your problems, when they have ender pearls” -Technoblade, 2017
@kalebbruwer4 жыл бұрын
Some teachers are basically power-hungry washups and their students face the brunt of that
@aperex5 жыл бұрын
child: *moves hand towards another speciman with internal organs* school: WAIT THATS ILLEGAL
@fvn55yearsago574 жыл бұрын
James Woods Plot twist: carbon based life forms somehow turn into hydrogen based life forms what?
This is one of my favorites, hurts to watch it, but glad I have it to remember him.
@thefireman59684 жыл бұрын
"Tecnokid"
@gabrielf.95013 жыл бұрын
TECHNOKID
@userK779203 жыл бұрын
T E C H N O K I D
@hannah50923 жыл бұрын
T E C H N O K I D
@yubanisubedi3 жыл бұрын
T E C H N O K I D
@1dkchl0e3 жыл бұрын
T E C H N O K I D
@whitneyholmes66073 жыл бұрын
me: watches technoblade to calm down so i don’t spiral technoblade: *talks abt school corruption* me: doesn’t spiral
@Nullicity4 жыл бұрын
“Punishing the bully victim” Ah, now I know why I keep getting in trouble.
@Pixal_Dragon3 жыл бұрын
F
@caseydoyle84246 ай бұрын
I discovered technoblade in January 2024. (I was late to the Minecraft game… and I’m an old millennial). Since then, I’ve been catching his videos whenever they pop up on my feed. This kid was a legend. How do you miss a guy that you hadn’t even heard of until after he was gone?
@Game_0n_pixel6 ай бұрын
Same and I also feel really bad because I was going to comment his video that "bro why aren't you making videos" but when I heard i really sad news and he just died on my birthday so I was like 😢 ahh why did you just died at happiest day of my life but I am going to tribute him at my birthday 😅