Middle School Stories + Watchdog Does A Thing?!

[@carbondiam]

"Imagine me now, but instead of having a will to live, I'd be really good at the violin." -Technoblade 2k17

[@CommentBanana]

Timestamp: 1:54

[@wollythewolf3995]

Lbao

[@aaapastel]

BB Eberlein huh he does?

[@DubuyuW]

Ling ling insurance

[@nicodubin5628]

K 0

[@baconn9370]

Once my 7th grade social studies teachers said "now, I'm a reasonable person" and the entire class started laughing

[@lilywalker7499]

That happens when I say the exact same thing. I'm not reasonable, I'm insane. And it's amazing.

[@maggiegratseas9825]

true

[@bergurman3086]

This is on 699 likes so I must leave it

[@godukekelsey6896]

tough

[@midknight1339]

Our 6th-grade science teacher said she was a "high-quality science teacher" and we memed the living crap out that.

[@Ellienort]

I have a physics teacher who is a triplet, imagine the horror when I see 3 of them wandering around town together

[@moodlethenoodle]

nice

[@roeital5504]

Triple the homework

[@dazambie]

Good thrice the teacher, triple the work

[@pidgewidget6612]

*The physics got to 'em man*

[@NStripleseven]

He figured out cloning

[@lukaza1261]

"They are just so adorable, I want to hug them, but then I would get banned for cross teaming, so I just stab them for coins" -Technoblade

[@jezelle9700]

@ElephantRider 155 this comment made me laugh SO HARD just because of how stupid and irrelevant it was to the video-

[@ravenroosterr3850]

that is something that he said

[@miracle_comments7336]

@ElephantRider 155 hi are you drunk or are you less than 4 years old?

[@suntzu2508]

@ElephantRider 155 I am disappointed in you.

[@CmdrCody16]

@ElephantRider 155 obviously you are a close minded person who just wants to watch the world die in flames who can’t accept that other people enjoy different things than them. You reallly need some help if this is how you actually feel

[@kesthetrashman3090]

When you were talking about school i remembered i had homework, i owe you my life

[@somemagellanic]

i'm not gonna do my homework

[@hailchan]

Magellanic me too I give up qwq

[@gilded1611]

I remembered I had homework and I didn't do it for 2 weeks and the deadline was yesterday and I thought the deadline was today 11.59pm so I rushed to do it last minute

[@Gaarbb]

I think I’ll go do my homework now

[@Greenfinches]

He Zhenni please don’t it’s like june

[@jesseriker5786]

"I'm sorry there wasn't a video yesterday." Everyone now: You guys got daily videos? We get monthly ones if we're lucky enough!

[@winniepooh8367]

Yes hahhahaa

[@vewayy]

you guys get videos?

[@aristotleshadow9296]

@@vewayy what he said

[@av3ngers17]

@@vewayy sad noises

[@Feronian]

@@vewayy lmao

[@trinityalbright7857]

*it's 56* "well now, consult with your grou-" *turns to group* "it's 56"

[@doggeenayter]

Didn’t even commentate just quoted it word for word

[@kohru6615]

wow you watched the video

[@solarianv3]

dang you watched the video bro heres an award

[@ehay4596]

@@solarianv3 a recent comment

[@thespeedyyoshi]

Hahahahaha. I love this.

[@huglug9195]

The though of his teacher saying: Technoblade, did you turn in your notebook? is hilarious

[@maknyc1539]

he didnt actually he must have used his real name ofc

[@JJthatnigga4L]

The thing is he actually said technoblade instead of Dave which is his real name

[@makedachang6829]

@@JJthatnigga4L dave

[@airconditioningunit9777]

@@maknyc1539 i believe he knows that

[@unrested7294]

@@maknyc1539 it's for comedic effect

[@emmalin466]

my teacher once said "now we're going to do a group project, so partner up with a friend.... if you have one, that is." i feel targeted

[@AJOYAHH]

i feel that lol XD

[@DRDDR8]

I don't since I have 1 friend although for the last 2 yrs he was in a different class

[@capuchinosofia4771]

Noo thats evil!!

[@zichenghan7585]

dont worry just write a suicide note next time and hand it in

[@eglol]

Guess they didn't want to make anyone feel too bad. This wouldn't make anyone feel worse.

[@heythere6411]

Now people cant call hacks. Its all just the chair

[@ravrav6433]

No first name MeMumWasLazy no its the haircut

[@yinyang1217]

@@ravrav6433 no, its the monitor

[@weeb_tree]

Yin Yang No it’s the elbows

[@matantsa4928]

No it’s about the feet

[@nbagonattila6312]

it's all about the elbows my dude

[@lykeprice9239]

I think its hilarious that all of technos comments are from drastically different times, because us viewers rewatch old videos because hes allergic to uploading.

[@glorysky1998]

Facts...

[@jus1t-gg]

Sometime i think he's dead

[@Mac_likes_soup]

HSHAHAH This is the best one yet 💀

[@CC-2062]

True

[@ittselli3245]

this was 4 damn years ago. How? literally how

[@elllamay]

11:12 three years later, you achieved your dream and commentated on a wild Dream building a dirt shack in the midst of harsh snowy plains

[@ahmedaltaf12131]

omg yes

[@emberashes7980]

He has truly come full circle

[@dhaerque]

You had no idea that it was gonna end like this :(

[@elllamay]

@@dhaerque MAN i forgot ab this comment :( may he rest in peace

[@Nathan-uy2ci]

4 years later and technoblade is gone. Rip

[@TapL]

TAPL RAID FROM DYING STREAM

[@nobullybox7410]

L. I tapped L, TapL

[@Third_]

TapL hey TapL.

[@i1e177]

TapL Hi dad

[@youpo1]

TapL L

[@syuuuun]

L

[@kunstler5239]

Techno: *looks up* there's 2 teachers Techno: hell is real Me: they're multiplying

[@marijncolen6226]

It's MitOSiS

[@steffenjensen422]

This is getting out of hand! Now there are two of them!

[@ggonzales9665]

she's undergoing MiToSiS

[@benbenbus]

And they were roommates

[@zorimanar2247]

And that's not all! One day I was just minding my business and then ; WHY IS SHE THERE

[@CloverCraft]

“The school Admins” Somebody has been playing too much skywars

[@AshPikachu9]

Oh no i dont want to get hit with a sharpness 32k belt

[@altdooby]

We call my schools officials admins ._.

[@manoumanou2859]

Looks like somebody has been playing too much skywars indeed

[@samhague4213]

But they’re called the admins? Are they not called that everywhere?

[@konpeki2037]

@@samhague4213 no, my school calls them higher ups

[@rayy9096]

"Hell is real. I look up, and there's two of them." 😂

[@m.guypirate6900]

When both of your parents start yelling at you

[@dillonlewallen7086]

@@m.guypirate6900 XD

[@knarli8408]

When the quiet kid that always sits in the corner decides to be a murderer to decrease hell on earth

[@randomcow3710]

Technoblade's brain: Hmm which should be the title, middle school stories, or watchdog does a thing? Technoblade: Yes

[@Retrobloo]

cow

[@xeraphyx7903]

@@Retrobloo sheep

[@brick4353]

Watch dog banned me for "flying". I glitched into a block and didn't think to relog. I had video evidence and the still said "our *flawless* anticheat would never do something like that"

[@jaderush4141]

Both. Both is good.

[@ecxdee]

@@brick4353 that’s the built in autocheat

[@Jacket-b9t]

i was fully expecting his school mascot to be a caterpillar

[@Mac_likes_soup]

No because me too 😂

[@thelazyrabbit4220]

Yes

[@bigmancharles1]

lol me too

[@gnoot50]

me too lol

[@BananaWasTaken]

3:47 Techno: It’s America you can sue people for everything Me: don’t you mean it’s the Sue.S.A

[@RazzBeri1]

This is the best thing ever seen by my two eyes

[@RazzBeri1]

Billy Mitchell approves this message.

[@stormwolf8888]

lmao

[@FYBassociation6078]

Nice

[@jackblincow]

Wonderful

[@TheSeriousShowURL]

Technoblade: I'm not good at pvp Also Technoblade: 2:10

[@blitzhydros8953]

TheSeriousShow mood

[@davidlara2684]

"A samurai battle with the school"

[@busterblock6295]

*casually talks about math as he murders the children*

[@colour5044]

ya see the bulldozer perk makes everything easy

[@khalidahmed4007]

This man killed 4 children while talking about math and at the same time didn’t even say anything about it

[@elizabethcox1328]

I mean, my lunch teacher admitted she hated children and literally slapped one of my friends in the middle of lunch. I think she got fired

[@cheeselord3655]

You got taught how to eat? I don't even have the credits for that, you legend

[@pers0nified675]

The lunch teacher didn’t do anything wrong. To specify, that was a joke. FBI please don’t arrest me.

[@everettflowers6293]

@PERSONIFIED I was actually confused Are you the lunch teacher FBI OPEN UP

[@pers0nified675]

@@everettflowers6293 hehe. I’m not American.

[@jackbenson3011]

Happened to my friend too

[@Croccers]

Jake we need to work on our school assignment Shut up Nerd, I got poisoned by a caterpillar

[@simbashira2022]

TheExtrovertedGamer lol

[@JimmyInMiami]

gg

[@dbestplays3170]

Hellooooooo, well that was pretty short Hellooooooo, well that was pretty short Hellooooooo, well that was pretty short Hellooooooo, well that was pretty short Hellooooooo, well that was pretty short

[@m1key__]

DBESTPlays xD

[@tsopvr]

i made it 111 likes

[@Eightyseven87.]

That's what she said... Rip me 😂

[@olac3228]

tsop and I made it 222 likes

[@serxuegoldisprettyuselessi2683]

@@Eightyseven87. lmao

[@gwals]

This will forever be my favorite techno vid. Rest in Peace techno

[@Mettox]

"I'm sorry there wasn't a video yesterday" techno are you ok

[@porkdumpring]

@@nero9141 no one cares

[@fazeturkeylunch3612]

Devon Yee I care for the simple reason that you commented this

[@jaden.08.707]

Mettox! Ya I hate it when my teacher hits the couch in the face

[@Zenwar]

when techno plays.... Noobs When i play ..... Mini Taybers

[@JW-sn8lc]

Tayber has the skill level of a gold IV no hate, but he just seems good because he plays on hypixel.

[@spawsman]

tayber is b a d

[@battlelightninggaming2495]

When Techno Plays..... Game full of Noobs. Whenever I Try To Play..... Game full of MLG Try Hard 24/7 Pros when I can't PVP for crap.

[@sleepingdragons57]

He's just great they could actually be decent too just compared to him they suck

[@Muxmimi]

speedygraper xd

[@cookierundaily2854]

This was the first Technoblade video I watched and got me hooked on his content, I would watch his videos over and over and it’s really sad to see him go. RIP Technoblade you will be missed. ❤️

[@tomhardy8420]

O7

[@XERHDHF]

07

[@Lawnmowerdude3491]

O7

[@Galaxy-qg3jh]

you dont have to say rip in every video he has made

[@combat_locked8030]

bruh, theres no need to salute, the only world record he got is highest bedwars streak, HE DIDNT EVEN GET LONGEST TIME LIVED ON EARTH

[@derekbanter5882]

11:56 "the players never get old" 2020: they did

[@kitchenroam1509]

2021: still are

[@Nina-wh6hb]

2022:Very

[@henrywaddill3882]

Technoblade is the biggest bully on Skywars. And it's hilarious XD

[@Technoblade]

this man understands

[@ijusttypedthisreallylongus5564]

He is *_daddy Pig_*

[@SamersonT]

good argument, points deducted for using "XD"

[@henrywaddill3882]

Samiullah Khan you win some, you lose some.

[@adomasgavenonis1211]

ISSpaniel No, he isnt he just know its a video game thats all

[@AliferousAngels]

"Imagine me now, but instead of having a will to live, I'd be really good at the violin." -Technoblade We need to hear him play one day, TechnoViolin

[@dylanwatson934]

If only we could :(

[@maxm9898]

"You have eight people that can make this many hamburgers an hour" -TechnoBlade

[@fionalilly543]

Yeah, who can only make 7 hamburgers in an hour??

[@sarahmellinger8125]

People with a poor heat source like a camp fire or one of those camping stoves

[@Unsqeakable]

And that kids is how McDonald's was created.

[@Xman34washere]

8 people that make frickin 1 burger an hour

[@PengsYT]

*Technoblade in 2017:* Sorry about that i missed an upload yesterday *Technoblade in 2018:* eh, i missed an upload last 4 months, but nobody cares anyways. EDIT: thanks to epic gamer for telling me to change it to 2018!

[@boxies]

Change 2019 to 2018 and you're good cause he is doing weekly uploads now

[@joshuam8497]

Pengs change it to 2019?

[@PengsYT]

Happy Boi Haps Why would I? He uploads weekly now. Even though in the beginning of the year he wasn’t uploading, 2018 he BARELY uploaded.

[@trigumm1923]

Pengs 269? Ok now it’s 270

[@PengsYT]

@@trigumm1923 phew that was a close one

[@citrusxlimon3826]

1:58 he’s very good at the violin... wow if any of you came here after watching the Sad-ist animation of the sunsprite eulogy, passerine, he actually plays the violin, and wow sad-ist is seriously spot on

[@aki_sa]

its actually not sadist and more to the writer, since the whole animatic is basically the fanfic sums up, and the one who write the story is not sadist but blujamas/thcschus. reccomend reading it. /nm (just want to correct you)

[@piingoo]

woah watchdog does things all my reports get closed by watchdog and they're all blatant this isn't right

[@mdgaming_9024]

Hoppers r legit they just use gaming chairs

[@dackandcat]

DaPinguIsKing [GA] ikr!

[@nakian5316]

Watchdog can only detect free junk clients like Huzuni and Wurst.

[@andrew2758]

DaPinguIsKing [GA] i reported someone for flying and a number of other things that he made it so obvious and it got closed

[@ch0staCRL]

watchdog is also dumb bc it falsely bans people. I just got banned and I don't hack :(

[@rickymac5481]

You should make a series of this - "My depressing life from many many years ago"

[@rickymac5481]

Episode 1: Middle School Stories

[@cemetables5114]

Ricky Mac Episode 2* His first episode was when he talked about elementary school

[@aboodalhashimi8976]

You teach me Haw to PvP

[@waynelu8863]

You ever wonder what it would be like if Techno's teachers actually called him Technoblade

[@erichao2947]

techno: i got a new chair that can roll pewd: but can it do this ?

[@darthlynx5792]

Lol

[@ishaan8824]

"well that was pretty short"

[@nazarboghosian]

:(

[@darthlynx5792]

Halloo

[@wyattolszewski2782]

"Its like the battle of the Iron axes" You'd be surprised

[@theactedarrow2687]

Technoblade: "so yall like my ellamentary stories so im going to tell ya about middle school stories!" Me: "we have been bamboozled!"

[@yoshidazen]

I love how he casually flexes his ender dragon and always leaves it in after a match ends and no one notices lmao the genius on this man is next level, narcissism incarnate and amazing to watch

[@theearthburner6159]

Lmao the words

[@railixio]

for some reason im ur 100th sub idk

[@cienna2471]

“Technoblade never dies” he I’ll always live in our hearts and memories. He really did so much even posting through his hard times and did so much for the Minecraft community. We’ll miss him. ❤️

[@doopdaddy7024]

He said he had the will to live in the start of the story and I broke down

[@dominik-bb4mz]

Why are you all making likes with his death? Stop. You wrote comments all over his channel.

[@unfortunatelyrob2635]

Technoblade, I'm 22 and I have a degree in economics; I don't even remember elementary school. I find your content unrelatable and I expect you to talk about financing a mortgage based on the combined income of two emotionally unstable part-time workers who make slightly more than the minimum wage in Ontario, Canada.

[@Technoblade]

i gotchu next video will be about the law of supply and demand

[@katonx9496]

+Technoblade i need help with my inflation homework

[@Min1mum]

Unfortunately Rob SUED

[@climax3339]

Unfortunately Rob hi

[@PP-bs5im]

Unfortunately, Rob, you need to chill out.

[@but-like-why-though1437]

Watch dog: *does anything* Techoblade: Incredible Job!!

[@Djdidbjdkdjdhddjdhhdj]

Everyone:

[@booombasa]

Im 34 and love just hearing this dude stories while cleaning my house. My son watches him for his awesome pvp skills. Content for all!

[@BKINDY]

My principal in middle school spent most of his time using twitter, fantasy football, and he would steal my food.

[@malachitheghost9465]

gg wp get shrekt nubs

[@JB0576]

Matthew Wheeler lol that's actually funny

[@Sirbuddyhippo]

I love how techno’s titles are blatantly honest and literally zero percent clickbait and yet more effective than clickbait

[@ArcanaStorm]

2:00 this man just won a 1v3 while talking about the difficulty of getting into an advanced math class in middle school. What a legend.

[@gabrielgerken789]

"...but instead of having a will to live I was really good at the violin." I laughed so hard.

[@askari4528]

same, it was damn hilarious

[@taitellstales5282]

“When you wiggle the wrong way it sounds like a fArT”

[@JonkGoesBonk]

11:46 I caught a Fish had me crying of laughter.

[@frozn1082]

2:10 murders 5 people “so anyway my parents were mad at the school”

[@NerfProNeverDies]

Man, Idk why but I love hearing the Stories Techno has, they're just great and entertaining.

[@neo-ru3uz]

“imagine me now, but instead of having a will you live i’d be really good at violin” 👁👁

[@Pinkshortcake15]

Honestly one of my favourite technoblade quotes

[@toodlesyes9687]

8:40 I can explain that feeling, a burning tingle in your forehead your teeth starts to go numb and you feel like you just saw the end of the world.

[@Kevin-Nivek]

Technoblade thinking one bad substitute is enough: *there is another*

[@hitscandan9487]

This is getting out of hand. Now there are 2 of them.

[@arcyitr6424]

Pov: your watching all of techno's old skywars videos.

[@liddolman]

stop calling me out

[@rockerattribute]

*pov: your watching techno's old skywars videpos and looking at old commentgs from 10 months ago*

[@Nina-wh6hb]

Pov: it’s after the death so it’s more saddening the fact that we’ll maybe never see Watchdog do the thing :( R.i.p

[@MJ_Llama]

Dang

[@swiftkraftalt1948]

Technoblade: You could sue someone for anything Someone: I’m gonna sue you for suing me

[@degu8028]

I'm showing your thumbnails to an art gallery one day, they're beautiful

[@alexrightnow2531]

"exept all the teachers i have currently if you're watching please let me graduate" - Technoblade 2017

[@breakfast_food]

Every Skywars KZbinrs: *Gets noobs* Me: *Gets professional Badlion players*

[@alexz4427]

technoblade makes everyone look noob also he plays at certain times of the day when all the tryhards are offline

[@Djdidbjdkdjdhddjdhhdj]

Lol. Im lucky af as I get bad players. I don’t recall going against anyone good ever besides in customs. I only get noobs and fly cheaters

[@cartermitchell8487]

dude SAME, all the players in my lobbies are literally the sweatiest players alive

[@miloie]

this was one of the first videos by you i watched. i loved your way of telling stories and your sense of humor and just everything about you. you were the only youtuber to have ever made me feel this way. i miss you so much techno.

[@HelloIAmAnExist]

7:00 me when techno finally uploads: Oh hellooooo *10 mins later* Well that was pretty short

[@kimberlymarsh9687]

As Being A Middle Schooler In Advanced Classes I Can Tell You, When I Was First Going To A New School And Asked For No Advanced Mathematics (Because I Don’t Like Doing Hard Work) And They Said The Gave Me Normal Mathematics, So I Look On My Schedule Paper And Look To 4th Period, And It Sais... *Advanced Mathematics* So Now I’m An Upset 6th Grader With Advanced Mathematics.

[@bbarbiter]

What's with all the caps nerd

[@angelhernandez3077]

@@bbarbiter K

[@myrnamcclure2791]

I understand but I have ALL advanced classes thanks to my parents.

[@scooble_]

Luckily, I had the date of my parents not caring in the slightest. until I didn’t do my homework

[@itsnova4898]

Dude 2 years ago I was in 7th grade and doing Trigonometry... Edit: I have been advanced since 2nd grade lol

[@parrasparras1809]

OMG 😲 Techno says sorry for not uploading a video wake me up

[@gibayyyy8516]

Parras Parras wake me up WAKE ME UP INSIDE!

[@haseeb9909]

Before you go go

[@jeremypallito6116]

@Haseeb Gaming cuz I'm not planning on goin solo

[@salt4045]

Jeremy Pallito Call my name and save me from myself

[@arrangedcupid0960]

"i looked up and saw two of them and thought 'hell is real'" has me dead

[@Alex-vh2nu]

Watching this again really hits hard but it give me so many memories. Thanks you Alex for always being there for us and making funny videos to make us laugh I hope you are in a better place . Rest in peace king 👑🐷💖🕊️

[@deaf_bear]

He is in a better place, don’t worry :’)

[@eglol]

You mean Dave

[@deaf_bear]

@@eglol his name is Alex..?

[@_kirbmaster_6609]

@@eglol That was just a name Techno made up to trick everyone. Watch the, uh, video... where everyone who watches it cries... you know the one... W-what!? No, I-I'm not crying! I just... I miss Techno.

[@toddsmith1223]

no, ur mom

[@skystrike9807]

This is my last year of middle school. Thanks for helping me survive techno

[@hstark157]

I have a challenge you should do Change the name of all armor to something like Iron Helmet Change the skin of all the armor to an Iron Helmet

[@hstark157]

thats why its a challenge

[@thetechnovoid]

Then techno would do no armor!

[@ATrashCan_]

Why is it so funny when someone walks off the map and then techno slowly brings his mouse down lol

[@tametabby]

Rest in peace. Fly high, king.

[@franciscapistrano8650]

"And when u wiggles it in the wrong direction it sounds like a fart" -Technoblade Feb 21, 2017

[@smiley757]

"This chair, this this this chair it doesn't make our strafes better, and when ye wiggle in the wrong way it sounds like fart"

[@kamilayo]

11:10 In that moment we can see future, just this player as a dream.

[@FO0TMinecraftPVP]

i'm early let me make a joke: watchdog actually doing something

[@muutrich]

FO0T - Minecraft PVP HEY LOL

[@roses2255]

FO0T - Minecraft PVP no way

[@yinyang1217]

not anymore

[@jonasrohde3113]

How do u play games where everyone is garbage and thinks they r in a lets play but when I play skywards it's the mlg try hands skywards 24/7 people targeting me

[@ghostlypanda8382]

Jonas Rohde they aren't garbage he Is just good

[@Technoblade]

they're all paid actors

[@atticusweaver2824]

Jonas Rohde there are people who try hands?

[@Hugo-qe3ur]

Atticus Weaver Hello brother

[@chickensoup1973]

Whenever there is someone with a q just /hub

[@kingbeast9497]

I failed my math test and I asked her why and she said “well you did all the questions right... but you did not do it how I wanted you to”

[@WeloTwelve]

im too busy focusing on the skywars gameplay than him talking lmao.

[@shizniits5794]

You see my school did something called “teachers get to decide the questions” so whenever there was A bad question are teacher just gave it to us

[@swayvy1833]

At the time I'm watching this, Techno hit 15m subs! Congrats! I just wish he was here to see it. Thanks for making so many people happy! (such as me.) R.I.P technoblade.

[@iranenor6965]

Technoblade: Talking about math classes and school Also Technoblade: casually kills 4 people without a care in the world

[@roanswinnerton6798]

Technoblade: talks about school animals as a scary thing Me:laughs in how my schools thing first was the butterflies and then became weather.

[@0utcell]

RIP techno the legend will never die

[@Ok-qn9vp]

The video starts at 0:00

[@VlTTEX]

MasiCraft Thx xD

[@addicted5836]

MasiCraft Thx for the imortent info :)

[@adrianant93]

Neotechnova actually 12:22

[@rickymac5481]

MasiCraft Liar it starts at 0:01

[@Ok-qn9vp]

Ricky Mac Nope

[@SK47ER]

These stories making me smile again even 5 years later :) Thank you Techno We will miss you

[@Valkeezy]

I watched this during middle school hw, thanks for telling me about middle school, I miss you everyday.

[@8bitgaming183]

I like the part where he said “well that was pretty short.”

[@kianjak]

"OoOoOoOoHhHh HeLLo!! ThAt WaS pReTtY sHoRt!"

[@the_tj]

Techno is the only person who can 1v4 while talking about math classes

[@goten1343]

2:07 the school admins XD

[@MystikVultz]

10:43

[@MystikVultz]

Admin means administrator which schools have

[@thechannelwithoutaname9543]

Can't believe this was 7 years ago. Still missing you Technoblade RIP

[@WildYT]

Real

[@Mr_ButterKatze]

9:17 Technoblade: "Uh a-" Hacker: *spins his head and gets banned*

[@spoon384]

If it makes you feel any better I broke my leg in 5th grade and I have a high pain tolerance becuse earlyer that year I was very sick and after I was better I had severe stomach pain for a few months so that built up my pain tolerance so when I broke my leg the combination of my high pain tolerance and adrenaline curved the pain so it o oh hurt a bit and when I stopped feeling pain I kept the idea going that I broke my leg so when I went to the doctor they scanned my leg but where I broke the bone can’t be xrayed so they had to send me to a bunch of specialists at this point there was no pain whatsoever so when I went to shcool in a boot cast (not offical cast givin from hospital) I kept taking it off becuse it was really uncomfortable and my teacher didn’t realize that wearing a 5 pound weight on a broken leg would feel uncomfortable so she thought I was faking and the next day I came in with a real cast and the look on her face was priceless turns out the leg was broken I just didn’t know anyway I hated that teacher and at the end of the year evreyone was crying and saying goodbye and hugging the teacher and I was sitting there with my broken leg thinking about how cheese is stale not rotten and evreyone was crying a river into the teacher there faces where beet red I was just sitting there thinking about cheese and when she called out to me “bye crispy I’ll mis u have a good summer try to heal ur leg” I went “hm oh yea bye” and evreyone was just in the ground creating rivers and I just go hm oh yea bye ... needles to say it was a special class I was in for no reason and I hated evreyone in the class

[@dtbbs.s]

No one asked

[@beep3038]

@@dtbbs.s oh wow I feel so much emotion here. Thankfully you got out then

[@salti3155]

Lol. Heccin teachers

[@eyesofarts49]

Needles to say-

[@mcplumpkin6191]

does breaking a leg prevent you from typing periods?

[@greenvampbun6332]

Techno saying he'd do a documentary on people building a hut or something came true when Dream made a house while he narrated it ahahha

[@FaiienWings]

In grade 4, our French teacher came back to us after marking our assignments, and told us that we *ruined her weekend* because many of us had mispellings and messy writing. In the next period, our regular teacher noticed the class seemed down and we told her what happened lmao. For context, in Canada grade 4 was the first year we started learning French. I specifically remember it was an assignment on hockey where you had to draw things like the rink, the puck, the players etc and label it in French

[@hardstuckbronze4470]

Watching this after his death and now I realized how much I really miss him. RIP king

[@gokuforsmash6298]

Techno: it’s 56. Teacher: well now consult it with your grou- techno: turns around. It’s 56. *turns back* everyone in unison : it’s 56.

[@Anne91000]

Our schools mascot was a bridge. Not any important/specific bridge, just a random bridge that didnt exist in real life. The mooto was like "Building bridges to your success" or something. (Even though many of the kids who went there were not successful at all.)

[@minecraftastrox368]

Rip Techno, Middle school stories.

[@O52T]

Technoblade's teacher: brings her twin sister Techno: This is getting out of hand, now there's two of them!