Absolutely Ruining a $36,000 Minecraft Tournament

i play in Minecraft Ultimate and get a few kills to save the orphans
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Calvin: / rodtricked
xNestorio: / xnestorio
OTHER POVs:
TapL: / taplharv
TommyInnit: / tommyinnit
Pigicial: / pigicial
FireBreathMan: / firebreathman
Nardcoo: / nardc0
Pokeaim: / pokeaim
Papaplatte: / papaplatte
Robbo: / robbofunny
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[@CxIvxn]

It was so fun. thank you for teaming with us. (my shot at 8:10 AMAZING)

[@purpledragon6035]

They've been tricked, they've been backstabbed and quite possibly bamboozled

[@crusadr_4966]

You were the true carry even though you died once LMAO

[@Cheeriohs]

Np! It was fun teaming w you!

[@Acecer]

Ay yo love your videos i want more rl lol

[@dantibblet]

you all are sociopaths

[@stonehowl]

In this episode: Technoblade: Technoplane Calvin: 1v4 every team Nestor: _Shot em. Got em._

[@imJojie]

This comment needs more likes, LOL

[@Willimann]

its at 500 i think

[@gr1mgamer488]

wayy to accurate XD

[@mariolahajduk2505]

lol someone commented the same thing 10 minutes before you

[@pokethelily]

@@imJojie found u

[@user-dm5pv6fm8g]

Imagine being so scary that people just yell “ITS HIIIMMMMM” when they see you coming

[@greenthepokemontrainer3358]

plz tell me the timestamp of it good sir

[@TiptopBreak]

@@greenthepokemontrainer3358 I got you but only one of the parts 7:52

[@greenthepokemontrainer3358]

@@TiptopBreak thank you good sir

[@user-dm5pv6fm8g]

11:00

[@greenthepokemontrainer3358]

@@user-dm5pv6fm8g thank you great sir

[@TapL]

Crying

[@Niwan8]

First

[@alekssbarkus4009]

Finnaly early to something, anyways good job on the vids! 👍🏼

[@khadijaasad2559]

Nice

[@nighthawk6281]

NOOOOAAAAHHHH!!!!!!!

[@niels4473]

Ikr

[@MinionNumberQ]

A major part of Techno's victory was the intimidation factor. Techno built a reputation of borderline invincibility to the point that people just ran rather than even try to fight him, making fights easier, which in turn further bolstered his reputation. His mere presence caused enemy moral to fall. Oh, and the fact that he was decked out in full enchanted diamond armor when everyone else had gold, iron, and chainmail probably helped.

[@Superiorrod]

Frrrr, he was an absolute goat. Well sqid.

[@haadisyed9138]

"kill the ops"- sun tzu the art of war

[@agentpiggles4928]

Them: there is no way they can win in a 3v21 right Techno: They have us surrounded, the poor bastards

[@rSynx]

I'm dead 😂

[@theblkbird5672]

Techno: “All I’m surrounded by is fear and dead men”

[@PurpleTomDayR]

I dont know why, but I feel like techno is a god of minecraft

[@dariepearjuicy1356]

oh, you're approaching me??

[@dexedrine4132]

This is such an accurate description of techno

[@ezrax3975]

"Sir we are outnumbered 3 to 21" Techno: "Then it is a fair fight"

[@rexsoldier215]

Techno: I like those odds

[@aiklintok8046]

“Numbers don’t matter” Technoblade (20-20)

[@penguin2985]

@@aiklintok8046 that quote sounds really bad out of context

[@Gamer-kazinky]

"we've got you 21 to 3!" "i like those odds"

[@nevira1009]

That’s not fair- you’d need about the entire world to take down Techno

[@Fundy]

Easy second place, I guess.

[@Will-uz7gq]

Fundy hehehe

[@ItzSwyze]

Fundyyy

[@cooljam1539]

L

[@avidsquirrel1466]

Loooool

[@i_like_sheeps9359]

L

[@thundermagnet]

I love coming back to this video every now and again. My favorite part? The sheer horror of players realizing Techno was still going to win even when faced with a massive army.

[@hantun7252]

same man

[@OfficialEdwardNewgate]

yeah it's either this or the stream that I come back to every once in a while lmao Genuinely the funniest and most entertaining video and stream I've watched lol

[@fruity-asf2630]

Me too. Watching this while I’m in a slow spot at work.

[@emmettl2780]

My favorite part was when tommy tried to crossteam, and then saw techno in the distance

[@TheKingOfNerds]

Same

[@BrodyAnimates]

every time i close my eyes i see techno plane diving towards my face

[@SkepXD]

Lol

[@PancakeVibes]

techno plane too op lmao

[@j9of10-p6]

Is that A jojo reference

[@OPmoth]

The horror!

[@chimmytaeknology]

Lmaoo Brody

[@andreidanilov9925]

Nestor: “SHOT EM” “GOT EM” “BOP EM” “TWIST EM”

[@teentraveler1790]

I love this comment.

[@lgchamp1999]

Lol robot chicken

[@kreonidas7475]

Adult Swim reference?

[@arthur9491]

His skills with the bow are insane

[@superfred1.9]

pull em shake em break em take em slice em dice em spice em

[@Gayassraccoon]

Every team: *screaming when they see techno* Techno, Calvin, and Nestor: *casual talking while committing mass genocide*

[@ominous8886]

I love your name, because it perfectly describes techno's team.

[@Tam-Ezrac]

@@ominous8886 God gonna feel guilty about this for a *llllooooonnnnggg* time

[@speedy01247]

techno had already won via phycological warfare, he introduced fear deep into the hearts of his foes which lowered their morale and made many a team break upon the mere sight of them.

[@ag6371]

TapL: *A I R R A I D S I R E N G O E S O F F*

[@-ZM_Gaming-]

Techno, nestorio, and Calvin: wdym this is our new found hobby

[@Bones-and-Coal]

This is still one of my favorite videos. The editing is so good! Just hilarious cuts to the TechnoPlane ruining people's days - the choices of what dialogue to leave in, the whole thing just makes me grin like a fool.

[@Hi-fb4gx]

Same

[@Zonerunner]

Dude was an absolute master of his craft, and an absolute terror. I miss him dearly, The Potato King lives evermore. Aces high btw.

[@RohitYadav-yd5lb]

@@Zonerunner Bro was perfection

[@paveeneesriasvagool9963]

Bro was cooking

[@joshuarinker6042]

Honestly I think him coming in at the cross teaming moment was one of the best moments in KZbin history

[@asianotakuguy]

The Alliance: "Give up, it's 21 against 3." Technoblade: "That's hardly fair. _You should've brought more people."_

[@aceofstars0]

This one your hono(u)r

[@Fem_Witch]

"Then it is a fair fight."

[@illurinatibeans4667]

"I am not stuck in this magical border with all of you, you are all stuck in here with me!"

[@luckless7163]

Alliance: "it'2 21 to 3 surrender" Techno: "I like those odds"

[@herofox12]

To be fair, they couldn’t really recruit more due to Techno killing them earlier. These are just the survivors.

[@Jake-ln6rj]

Tournament players: “Yeah I’ll lose this tournament when pigs fly” Technoblade: *”hey”*

[@greennova4576]

I love it

[@skilledsqueaks6746]

Bruh that's funny af well played

[@SkaarBTW]

"wassup"

[@dgplayzit4438]

"no you can't be technoplane this is hunger games!" "Haha technoplane go MURDER MURDER MURDER"

[@anthonytran674]

Underrated

[@xNestorio]

The technoplane crew will always be an unstoppable force

[@crystaldude9957]

XNESTORI HI

[@archaicfalcon4898]

sup

[@te3mm]

Hey nestor

[@Bardukas]

Thats true

[@Rakhals]

yo

[@jacobcrane5566]

“Oh no a gapple we lose” funniest thing I’ve ever heard

[@GodFiji]

Tommy: “cross team??” *flying pig comes in

[@slyksylva1818]

I don't think sooooo!

[@kylieblundell3964]

Well the saying "when pigs fly" actually came true

[@demiserblx]

Technofly

[@echo4673]

@Zaxtrz no its technoplane

[@xxxbarryxxx4354]

Ememy ac130 above!

[@sadaderlangga17]

Their Team is basically 1. Techno : A flying tank 2. Nestorio : A Fuckin Turret 3. Calvin : A crazy swordsman

[@meh92]

A crazy swordman ya say?

[@sadaderlangga17]

@@meh92 Ok that sounds better, let me edit that. Idk what's wrong with me a week ago

[@wiruzTheWalter]

@@sadaderlangga17 wat was it before

[@asianpersuasion4901]

berserker*

[@Randomov7xx]

calvin was the better shooter

[@mikehawkhurts2803]

The reason the dream smp banned the end, is because they are afraid of Technoplane 2.0

[@ivanthenerd]

That freaking make sense

[@NekuroMC]

Technoplane but trident

[@carolineharrison8260]

Aquapig

[@mrigankjain4857]

Yeah technoplane(that doesn't depend on rain) with crossbow is the last thing the l'manburg government needs.

[@lucasrhee2401]

This comment is stolen from another vid

[@justadude2377]

Years later and I still find myself coming back to watch old techno videos, he truly left a great mark on the community that will never be replaced. Also, I loved how throughout the whole event Techno's Team was basically an area hazard rather than a team, most other teams would cooperate just to avoid his general area and stay out of his path, they collectively became a field boss that even a 21-man raid force couldn't stop.

[@glennupchurch5859]

"It'll be funny" - famous words of Techno before he farmed potatoes 11 hours a day for a year, claimed the entirety of SMP Earth, and slaughetered 116 youtubers like fish in a barrel in MC Championship.

[@1lik3c0ff3]

PERFECTION

[@q.s.9810]

Yes

[@gibber4330]

Mc ultimate, not mcc

[@kalebbruwer]

Some day he's gonna run for president, just so he can write NERD over America

[@sahave5042]

gibberjabsab Probably still works for mcc

[@taleonjaeronamielj.8711]

Everyone when seeing the 21 people teamed against Techno: Noooo he'll be massacred Techno: *I am the massacre*

[@robopope7584]

It was a massacre. But not against Techno

[@HobosCanFly]

Techno: Call an ambulance, but not for me

[@Polywog_]

@@HobosCanFly I now right lol

[@eny9370]

HobosCanFly giv me your money old man!

[@bb3110]

lmaoooo

[@goobick6691]

Techno: lets try to get 30 kills combined Also Techno: *gets a 116 kill win wiping out literally more than half the map*

[@HexConcepts]

pretty sure he meant he wanted 30 kills for himself, not combined

[@ailexx3377]

Well, technoplane never dies!

[@bekazokai52]

@@HexConcepts ye

[@aqua_tan]

*BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD*

[@Jujutsukaisenhollowputple]

Yes

[@wolfsongrising]

This honestly is one of my favorite videos of Techno's to revisit. No matter how many times I see it, the genuine laughter and joy always makes me smile, the humor is on point, and all the craps, giggles and game-breaks just being for a good cause. That and, this was one of the first videos of his that I watched when I first found his channel. The first being the Potato War, which really was the perfect entry lol. Rest in Peace Techno. You fought good, I hope that which lies beyond is peace.

[@iambangleslick]

*The 21 People* : This is war, *techno* : no, this is a massacre.

[@conspiracyofraven69]

*Boston would like to know your location*

[@debelipingvin5]

Pretty sure its still kinda the same thing

[@Evan-xs8ts]

US vs EU be like

[@janheinzel9013]

@@Evan-xs8ts Who's who?

[@dgplayzit4438]

No, this is the genocide of the entire universe

[@ajrocks5677]

"Hey, you think techno can win on a team of three" "Psh yeah, when pigs fly" Technoplane:

[@lola126yearsago3]

Ajrocks567 underated

[@opa8012]

Copied

[@kyleroberts3899]

@@opa8012 u copied someone saying copied it was a good comment he can repost

[@jthegamer360]

technoplane never dies

[@ferry5133]

@@opa8012 you copied someone saying copied

[@Kvvarken]

“We won with a grand total of 116 kills” “The events previous record was 19 btw” The mega co-op just went in Techno’s favor and got them more kills

[@nerd5858]

It was 19 for one person Still though techno got 47 kills Crazy

[@jakeelli5129]

Honestly those three went wild

[@runiki879]

actually he got more than that cuz fire aspect may burn enemies to death and he wont get the kill

[@Galaxy-ug5ik]

Thing is, he was a substitute and cause more pain then satan

[@nerd5858]

RunicIce pretty sure he cleaned anyone who he saw

[@VasiliasPlayz]

During the 3v21 Techno basically said, "I am not Locked in here with you, you are locked in her with me"

[@zoot7981]

“I’ll lose when pigs fl- *insert elytra noises* “TECHNOPLANEE”

[@theboi4554]

LOL OMG UNDERRATED COMMENT

[@goosegoose8345]

This.made my day

[@thenecrodancer4833]

LMAO Idk why I'm laughing so hard at this xD

[@zentv-ali-naqieshalandzoha2314]

Guess he lost o.o

[@directioner4859]

TECHNOPLANE

[@galacticgreyson1015]

Techno: Can I win the championship Random person: When pigs fly Techno: ok

[@polyblank2]

"Proceeds to be a transformer and flies a sword dicretly through their chest"

[@jarjardirt2417]

Good joke

[@St_Banian]

Technoblade defies all odds

[@thepunmaker6801]

Yep

[@jeffbaker9180]

*elytra intensifies*

[@Yahiamice]

this was pure torture.

[@wowokcool-j9l]

U HAVE A CHECKMARK AND IT SAYS 28 SECS AGO :O

[@lex5406]

but it was funny!

[@blackscreen9419]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

[@layalsaleh4103]

@@wowokcool-j9l ok

[@TennessineGD]

your torture is our entertainment

[@LilacStarbloom]

You can see in chat at around 11:58 onward that they’re all ALREADY planning on teaming to try to defeat Techno. This man’s always a force to be feared.

[@orvobx7909]

"SIR WE'RE SURROUNDED!" Techno: "those poor bastards"

[@Disgrace03]

Underrated

[@feyhem01_]

What the heck is that picture man?!

[@ae3464]

@@feyhem01_ its ham and bread idiot lol

[@feyhem01_]

@@ae3464 oh boi i get it rn but still its looking like a chicken body

[@playonlinegames6418]

@@feyhem01_ pffft HAHAHAHAHA LOL I THOUGHT IT WAS ONE OF THOSE BOT AGAIN WHEN I GIVE A QUICK LOOK TO IT

[@seniorresearcher9752]

Last 21 teams: “SURRENDER WE HAVE GOT YOU SURROUNDED” Techno Calvin and xNestorio: “All we are surrounded by is fear and dead men”

[@zacharyaziz1034]

Under rated

[@jackofalltrades8]

Pretty sure I saw this exact comment on Nestorio's vod

[@romelian3754]

This is almost the same to a comment in Calvin video

[@daslazytutel]

He was not trapped surrounded by 21 teams, they were trapped with him

[@israelcortez2485]

That comic was nice

[@brayden2983]

Techno: We Amassed a collective total of 116 kills" Also Techno: *Casually Drops the Fact that the Previous record was 19*

[@aclinh7322]

Nice

[@megamansoupreme7122]

Not only did they beat the record for team kills, they each beat that record with individual kills

[@kenahumuza8832]

@@megamansoupreme7122 holy shit theyre op

[@Panda10million]

Everyone on that team individually broke the former team record

[@Metawire61]

@@megamansoupreme7122 both techno and clvin doubled that count with their individual score

[@willowshake023]

11:01 Harvey's scream of terror is just perfection

[@yetimacho4809]

Whole server: *crossteams* Techno, Calvin and xNestorio: Oh no Anyway

[@AururaDergy]

Anyways I started blastin'!

[@fuwu9904]

oh no free kills

[@athenaytf]

Moving on, how can we get more free kills?

[@diamondgamingstudiousmrdgs]

Studies show that people can de by simpily giving up Fundy: Don't mind if i do

[@wubbaduckx4286]

lmaooo

[@canpiv09]

Viewer: "But won't Technoblade just kill everyone?" Organizer: "Yeah, when pigs fly." Technoblade: "I can arrange that."

[@Starwarrior-pw5st]

TECHNOPLANE activate

[@chewy4722]

technoplane intensifies

[@w4yn]

@@chewy4722 EEEEERRRRRRRRR VROOOOOOM

[@plygem6927]

turret has entered the plane

[@kittycatkaii3780]

@@w4yn technoplane, technoplane, does whatever a technoplane does

[@lil_oats_7408]

And this, children, is why pigs should NEVER fly.

[@sousauce3424]

give this comment more clout

[@christmooose1198]

I mean we have an achivement called pigs can fly ._. Its all thought out by mojang they gave technoplane a tribute by making it am achivement

[@monochromality]

Poggers

[@danielletuyak3967]

dont let the pig holds a sword my kids

[@jphex]

Fax

[@starlightd4628]

My favorite part of this video was always TapL shouting “LEAVE” as if that would’ve saved him

[@PurpledMC]

you managed to kill my entire team twice in one game

[@Lpcbas]

Purpled bad

[@Redz1434]

@Qwerxes 126 lmao

[@avidsquirrel1466]

Lol

[@danak9102]

Lmao

[@cabbage2329]

Ironic that purple guy gets slaughtered

[@kevinalfaro5116]

Tommyinnt: CROSSTEAM Techno in the back: plane engine starting

[@flicksbygav]

Hi

[@Bossatron9000]

KNOCK KNOCK IT'S THE UNITED STATES WITH THE AIR SUPPORT

[@j__4283]

AC130 OVERHEAD

[@kevinalfaro5116]

@@Bossatron9000 TACTICAL NUKE INCOMING

[@abcdenghijkb1846]

Charge

[@hodarov1564]

When technoblade joins a championship it suddenly becomes hide'n'seek.

[@psychott6]

No Yes I love how everyone in this comments section is just making a pure shitshow of everyone

[@mats5381]

@@psychott6 You don't get the joke do you

[@psychott6]

General Mat What makes it look like I don’t get the joke bro?

[@bigbig173]

General Mat Everyone is always hyping technoblade to be this god and I'll admit he kind of is but not as extreme as people and thats kind of annoying...

[@psychott6]

ummm no LET THE PIG HAVE HIS EGO

[@thorgithecorgi9944]

24:48... Loss hits hardest in retrospect. But so does the fondness of memory.

[@nickerdoodle2300]

Noah: “Yeah, they’ll win this event when pigs fly.” Technoblade: JUST WATCH ME

[@runic3063]

*transforms* Technoplane: How the turns have turned

[@alvinthomas552]

This is actually a really good comment lol

[@FinnLeonard-gm1wf]

But techno is a pig and he was flying in the event, noah predicted it from the start

[@sirpale]

Finn Leonard Thats the joke

[@alvinthomas552]

@@FinnLeonard-gm1wf please can someone escort this man out of here

[@caesar_cider2777]

This man really just said "It'll be funny" and then *had his team slaughter over half the competition*

[@_klowy]

Lmao

[@kmc9993]

For real though

[@l0rdbnne795]

With -1 tm

[@castro2themoon144]

@@l0rdbnne795 a combined kd of 116

[@l0rdbnne795]

Not to mention the 3v26 when he said "we trained for this its like the 2v6 but more"

[@fufstas]

“When pigs fly” -Sun Tzu, the Art Of War

[@kentarowuertele1332]

lol

[@rapip3348]

It was actually an achievment in minecraft

[@unrule.]

@@rapip3348 Ur so smart omg

[@heh2186]

Copied

[@rabbitdrink]

if fighting is sure to result in victory you must FIGHT!

[@Waermelon]

noah: "They can't win against a 3v4 because they are at a disadvantage of 1 player, no matter their combined skills." techno: "3v21? those poor orphans"

[@shrug1250]

xNestorio: The turret Calvin: The one-man army Techno: the Uber driver

[@zack_red5]

Techno: the blood god / part time uber driver

[@juice9528]

The pig god is a part timer.

[@KillSwitch0447]

Techno: The Air Force

[@thanosgood1380]

Is it a bird, no Is it a plane, kinda ? IT IS TECHNO-PLANE

[@fransvanvuuren9117]

techno a kamakazi uber driver

[@rof2877]

"Technoblade, they outnumber us 7 to 1!" "Then it is an even fight."

[@shadesinsertlastname1631]

i see you're a man of fine taste

[@sanitygone-l9y]

‘I like those odds’

[@ethanbro3582]

Aidan S it’s a ratio, with his two teammates it’s 21 to 3

[@Mister_Smith_YT]

@Aidan S Because it is a ratio. the 1 in 7 to 1 doesnt just mean one person. If there is 10 people on his team then theyre against 700 people. in the case of this video there was techno, calvin and nester, so 3, so they would be against 21 people.

[@heathjake25]

@@Mister_Smith_YT Both of you didn't get that man's joke, go back to comedy perception school.

[@KOMLOW]

These guys who got killed by Techno's team will probably have some PTSD in the future lol

[@AhmedEx1.]

7:55 and 11:01 yep

[@juanf2527]

They already got PTSD now LOL

[@betenoire5315]

F1NN does! XD

[@zikotarghi7190]

they all already do from minecraft monday

[@mui3]

Lol

[@gorbonator5008]

I don't think any other Minecraft streamer or KZbinr will ever command nearly as much fear as techno did. Just seeing his name was enough to make several groups completely give up on fighting. Rest in peace to a legend

[@Zonerunner]

Dude was a once in a generation person. Not only was he an absolute beast at pvp but his humor and dedication was unrivaled. He'll be remembered for a long time.

[@samtherat6]

Event organizers: Hmm, a team of 21 vs 3, I don’t think that will be fair Techno: *You’re goddamn right.*

[@hozhuofeng9877]

21 was not enough to fight 3

[@BaridCashTagmout]

Not enough to fight 1 and that person is techno

[@nimragull222]

Wait a minute, you look familiar

[@cheloamezcua_23]

Underated comment 😂😂

[@zanderhandler129]

Bring a few dozen more guys, then it'll be a fair fight.

[@helloimahuman4367]

Imagine being so feared that when people see you they just shout, while running for their lives “ITS HIIIIIIIIIM”

[@Nico-mu7lm]

10:57

[@collinfried2143]

Lol

[@DieByTheBullets]

You know its scary when TapL shakes his mouse while in F5

[@sageyomeri9623]

This was basically Lu Bu waaay back when.

[@thedischarger12]

@@sageyomeri9623 I only know that name because of oversimplified

[@Pigicial]

this was painful

[@amaruguzman7067]

haha technoplane go brrrr

[@disbade]

haha technoplane go brrrr

[@kimn2584]

L

[@wickedfast2166]

He hasnt pined your comment yet lol

[@cooljam1539]

L

[@IguessIDraw]

PoV: its 2024 and you miss TechnoPlane

[@nopizza4you]

We all wish we could’ve gotten a “technoplane: the sequel” video some day

[@kenmecklenborg7200]

When a leaf blower has more screen time than everyone in technos sight

[@kwetar4794]

Lmao

[@frickingfrog5562]

Bruh

[@mr.depthleviathan5425]

lol

[@aaryabhardwaj9255]

Oh shittt

[@whale_inc9646]

I mean- it was good content

[@marcochan2815]

“Everything changed when the techno plane attacked”

[@sixer7097]

An atla fan :D

[@thecursedone4680]

Earth water fire and technoplane

[@imabot5895]

AC 130 INBBOOUUUNNDDDDD

[@64.kenzie6]

LOL

[@directioner4859]

TECHNOPLANE GO BRRRRRR

[@SciFantasyFreak]

This video never gets old. Seriously, I could rewatch this every day for a year and not get tired of it.

[@havoc9099]

"They're one hit" "They're one hit" "They're one hit" Legend has it they're still one hit

[@mikey3920]

Who’s this guy called one hit?

[@arcstar8337]

@@mikey3920 dunno man all I know is he's at one hit

[@jtwattsmusic]

I love how in the quote, you quote him as saying the wrong 'there,' but you said the right one lol

[@mikey3920]

@@jtwattsmusic who you replying to lmao?

[@jtwattsmusic]

@@mikey3920 I'm replying to Havoc 909, or, if you catch my meaning, Hav-OC 909

[@Rin-xx4vj]

“When pigs fly, everyone will die” -Sun tzu, the art of war Rest In Peace Techno. You will not be forgotten.

[@ex_coelis]

I do believe this is the greatest quote of all time

[@RowAntarctic]

this made me laugh more than it should have

[@livia-kt]

THEY ARE TOO POWERFUL TO BE KEPT ALIVE

[@pvcpaul._.2739]

Sun tzu was an smart person.

[@learned488]

@@livia-kt it's he's to dangerous to be left alive.

[@bobbymcfalon9692]

Techno: *murdering everyone* Calvin: *Just vibing* Nester: Shot him. Shot him. Shot him.

[@The4No]

ShotEmGotEm

[@sleepynic8376]

@J T boo hoo its a team so have to say if he miss or not

[@huhwerami4417]

@J T Then why did you say he's annoying. If you have the right to say he's annoying, we also have the right to say you're annoying. Plus, those are called callouts, to inform your teammates what you did and what is happening, which is super relevant to team-based games.

[@angelle8936]

@J T naaaah, it was sick as hell IMO. So satisfying

[@seraphim3528]

He probably plays shooter games like warzone. Its important to call out your shots so your team knows the enemy is weak.

[@dayzer001]

He was trying to get 3 million subs. Now he has over 17 million. Legends never die, they live for eternity.

[@danielrushaj4414]

This man took more damage from the elytra landing than any damage from all other players combined

[@milestone1719]

Yeh

[@chezux979]

Except for that guy that got him to 2.5hearts because techno had the elytra

[@hydracataclysm]

Nah

[@gojirarex5138]

That might actually be true

[@brick4353]

@@chezux979 that was still multiple people at once

[@LegoMaestro]

If i'm going to lose my kill record, it might as well be to the pig himself. GGs techno, GGs.

[@greensandwich.]

Hi

[@charleszvgamer2825]

Hi

[@Michael_McMaster]

Gg my guy

[@ismail8742]

wp lego , u are the real winner if u clickbait

[@karlasuarez9781]

o7

[@othesius535]

Crossteam: “we have you 21 to three” Technoplane: “I like those odds”

[@helenedalsgaard5939]

Mandalorian? Is it good? I'm thinking of watching it

[@RaiZeds]

I like how the likes is also 21

[@jhobted2058]

That's at least 80% of winning

[@Steamlazer]

@@helenedalsgaard5939 it's good but make sure to watch all the other Star Wars TV shows, otherwise you might be a bit confused

[@satyavarma2449]

@@Steamlazer HMMM

[@arandompersonontheinternet9939]

I find it funny how people reacted to the Technoplane as if they were in the trenches. Truly the best MC KZbinr ever.

[@xean1105]

This puts a new meaning to *“When pigs FLY”*

[@ketsu9670]

"When pigs fly" -Sun Tzu, The Art of War

[@diamondz4057]

🤣

[@That_one_guy__]

When pig fly you’re gonna get DESTROYED

[@thorvaldspear]

Underrated comment

[@Yemalidk]

The legends are true

[@Panda10million]

I love how they saw a 3 vs 21 laughed hysterically and killed all of them

[@christophergutierrez6956]

That’s what I said😂

[@lucasc8972]

Yeah

[@christophvonpezold4699]

GET THIS MAN TO 699 LIKES

[@elijahplaysgw2612]

Uhh yes

[@TheCrewsader]

Minute?

[@seraphinitee]

Everyone: "They wont win. I mean it'll be fun but its a team of 3 against teams of 4" Them: *fights a 3v21 and wins*

[@sxmplylemon769]

Anora Fr tho lmaoo

[@grant2617]

Hahahah fr though that was sick

[@FinalPlot]

As stated in the bible, genesis 3:23, and I quote: "God had written many laws, some more important then others, but none more important then this singular piece, which read `Technoblade never dies`

[@exicutioner161]

*_We can make a religion out of this._*

[@Desu_Desu]

There is xNestorio as well, one of the best pvp players, maybe even better than Technoblade

[@funbug4473]

this is my favorite techno video ever. the ruined tournament, shocked people, and funny teammates for me really are the best parts of technos content, his one liners and humor in this video are on point. i watch this video everytime it comes up in my reccomended because it is so good

[@Jake-ln6rj]

Nester: yeah I hit every shot with a bow Calvin: yeah I’m really good at pvp Technoblade: TECHNOPLAAAAANE

[@imjustbored152]

Nestor: the turret Calvin: stab Techno: p la n e

[@Bastod1922]

@@imjustbored152 Calvin : the tank

[@ag6371]

Nestor: Turret gunner Calvin: Bombardier Techno: *B O E I N G 7 7 7*

[@Kuriboh1008]

Knock knock it's the United States with air support

[@spareribs9998]

Crossteamers: We outnumber you 21 to 3 Techno: *I like those odds*

[@randomwhocares4320]

Crossteamers: But Techno it's 21 to 3 Techno: then it's a fair fight

[@TheMapGod275]

Yes

[@finnpeterson4335]

Everyone: Surrender, Technoblade, you're surrounded! Techno: I am only surrounded by fear, and dead men.

[@DarthVader-zk6dq]

Finn Peterson I have taught him well.

[@finnpeterson4335]

@@DarthVader-zk6dq Technoblade was trained by the greatest sith lord himself.. No wonder he is unbeatable.

[@n_9_70]

"Do you think techno will win this event?" "When pigs fly"

[@PhantomOtter]

OH SHIT WHAT THE FU- , everyone after they saw technoblade flying.

[@coldboy5527]

Lmao

[@c.y.922]

I don’t have the copypasta but I would use it if I could

[@CannonBallBluey]

The leafblower was a perfect sound effect for the engine on TECHNOPLANE

[@yokathan]

Techno: And that’s how I restored balance to the minecraft community. Techno Son: So you’re saying I was adopted because you killed a bunch of minecraft youtubers?

[@frito9452]

how do you know its not gonna be a daughter

[@lmgames75]

@@frito9452 hmm he knows

[@bassammulla]

techno: yes, EXACTLY

[@rhino0_]

JaritoDaFrito it’s just a meme no need to get offended about him assuming it would be a boy

[@gr1mgamer488]

@@frito9452 cause hes not Tommy

[@mr.depthleviathan5425]

It's hilarious that the Miracle Foundation accepted Techno's money when his entire identity is hating orphans

[@DrMDHyde]

Well he’s got to leave them alive to bully them.

[@diamond_chaos]

@@DrMDHyde o god

[@sodonewithit.literally]

I mean, you cant bully orphans if they're dead...

[@rat5490]

“Second worst thing to happen to orphans”

[@galaxytaco2873]

@@DrMDHyde exactly. at least someone understand the true spirit of christmas

[@spongebobsquarepants6935]

Everyone who teamed: “Yeah, I think a 3v21 can stop the technoplane crew” Famous last words

[@raineng1827]

"When pigs fly"

[@UC3rm0aNC4ysyZipDZotXnZA]

Time stamp?

[@UC3rm0aNC4ysyZipDZotXnZA]

@@raineng1827 Time stamp of 3v21?

[@raineng1827]

@@UC3rm0aNC4ysyZipDZotXnZA near the end just watch the vid lmao

[@thomasb3363]

@@UC3rm0aNC4ysyZipDZotXnZA lmao it isnt exactly a hidden part in the video. Its fairly easy to spot when it happens

[@-ZM_Gaming-]

"If you know the enemy and know yourself, then you need not fear the result of a hundred battles" -Sun Tzu, The Art of War

[@lukehampton9215]

Tommy:”Let’s crossteam” Techno: T E C H N O P L A N E

[@runic3063]

HAHA TECHNOPLANE GO BRRRRRRR

[@Gamrrtron]

Tommy: NO YOU CAN'T JUST FLY OVER PEOPLE AND KILL THEM Techno: haha technoplane goes brrrr

[@axelthegamer2470]

The fear in their voices just by hes appearance was golden

[@Gamrrtron]

@@axelthegamer2470 they knew exactly what was going to happen

[@imperialguardsman5726]

Techno: did someone say RULE BREAKING? UNACCEPTABLE.

[@audreybrooks5217]

The group of about 21 youtubers didn't realize that they weren't the final boss for Technoblade. Technoblade was the final boss for them.

[@ariaphoenix2760]

They thought they were playing Minecraft, when they were really playing Dark Souls

[@caepez8812]

Actually just a raid boss, fr tho

[@dhruv9047]

Ngl one of the best comments I have seen in a while

[@maelcheval1234]

Bruh, im french and the guep team are beater, juste thechnoblade have most dtuf than french team

[@Sgplayzmc]

They were playing Minecraft white Technoblade was playing Death Note

[@javaxfluffy7576]

quick reminder that nester got most of his kills with an unenchanted bow in a tournament where everyone had full sets of armor while riding an insane man with wings

[@denied1738]

His aim is insane

[@bloonify3215]

He the bowmaster of the bowmaster of the bowmaster

[@acerbix5217]

I’m just wondering why they didn’t enchant the bow

[@mahdialrasheed3888]

@@acerbix5217 because they can’t it was disabled

[@wailfulalt5988]

hes the bow god

[@Default2010]

I love how Techno was just widely known as the god of death in this event. If you see him, its already too late.

[@copycatxl5780]

So let me get this straight. Technoblade, Calvin and xNestorio not only managed to win a 4 team event with only 3 people, but they raised just under a third of the money that went to the charity, and collectively got 50% OF THE KILLS IN THE EVENT????? Not only that but they clutched up in a 3v21, meaning each man was outnumbered by 6, in a 1:7 ratio. “Gods among men.” -Sun Tzu, The Art of War

[@RuyVuusen]

"The final battle wasn't really a clutch, since the enemies never truly stood a chance." -Sun Tzu, The Art of War.

[@jerryidungivafoc7851]

Most of them were freshly out of the gulag.

[@frelted6744]

not 50% of the kills. every 2 players that died, 1 came back from gulag, so there were atleast 300 kills to be had, not to mention every 4 players that died dropped a revive thingie, so probably more like 350 potential kills, so they got like 2/7 the possible kills

[@josephpaul0484]

Frelted _”I Like Those Odds”_

[@theneekofficial8829]

Frelted r/iamverysmart

[@slumper4445]

xNestorio: shot him Techno: TECHNOPLANEEEEEEE Calvin: *Just vibing*

[@gayanudugampola8973]

Calvin: Also dying and losing boots. Then rushing to get them back in final.

[@demiserblx]

@@gayanudugampola8973 he didn't die

[@mastxr_2485]

@@demiserblx he did, but he respawned

[@baller7004]

@@demiserblx he did, did you watch the original stream?

[@subscribeorjosephwillhaunt5425]

They're so scared of Techno that they say "ITS HIM" like he came down from heaven.

[@adityamaram6293]

It has the same energy as He-Who-Shall-Not-Be_Named.

[@annettekittock8110]

@@adityamaram6293 DIO!!!

[@savagecabbagetnt1521]

*the embodiment of Divine Wrath*

[@lapeez2277]

he did though

[@subscribeorjosephwillhaunt5425]

Wews. Didnt expect this to explode today lol

[@zenekthemonkeydknwknwrk]

10:59 *Hears arrow* 11:00 *Turns around* 11:01 "IT'S HIIIIIIIIIIM" "Who's him?" TECHNOPLANEEEEE

[@emmap286]

noah: They won’t win because there is only three of them techno, nestorio, and calvin: win a 3v21

[@AM-jm1hf]

EKP yep the funny thing is tommy got like 20 lucky blocks or sum in total but techno literally got a stack right at the start you can see how this is so fair lol

[@suntwolfy]

lol

[@lethallizard_4493]

A M dude it’s a joke

[@Joe-g2b7u]

A M it’s just pure skill.

[@ultronBS]

Honestly techno killing people is suprisingly entertaining

[@mytho_actual]

Last time I checked, there were four horsemen of the apocalypse, not three

[@onecrazypig8423]

Two of the horsemen were absent. Techno is far more powerful than a mere horseman.

[@MFlari]

He's a PIGSMAN

[@Nugcon]

The 4th one is MONEY

[@pumpkingamebox]

He’s the Angel of Death

[@titanlord9267]

nah, dw, the 4th was Dream, he was on a vacation day, preparing for MCC

[@dolgrinhos2547]

"and so we won the tournament with 116 kill" "the last all time records is 19" BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD

[@breadguy2224]

He did not kill half the players BAD

[@ajaxxvoidmage3454]

He didn't get 200 kills? L

[@idiotgaming6376]

Sckulls for the sckull throne

[@nogerald4887]

BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD

[@hitman2040]

Eat Sleep Kill 1000 players and bully them Repeat

[@stubigstu]

Watching this Christmas 2024 it never gets old

[@jadensoto5378]

At this point, Technoblade isn’t just a god, he’s an unbeatable raid boss.

[@eessppeenn001]

Well, he technically IS beatable. It's just that whenever someone beats the boss, the devs realize that it's too week, and buff the boss to become even stronger. So, it IS technically possible, and a verry FEW people have done it. It's just not realistic in any way shape or form.

[@bidetsupremacy1698]

Name your character technoblade, in any game, it'll automatically be invincible

[@kockorzo]

Every one has a weakness and so does techno, his weakness is Lukas

[@jadensoto5378]

LV:?? HP: ??????? < King of the Potato War - Blood God Technoblade >

[@glados8699]

@@eessppeenn001 well, he is beatable, this is only just a joke.

[@rishabruh]

Nesterio in a nutshell: “Shot em shot em shot em GOTTEM”

[@mrturtleboi3172]

Whos nesterio?

[@Lordkeepmesafe]

@@mrturtleboi3172 *nestinyourmom*

[@shiruuji5196]

@@Lordkeepmesafe lmao

[@reesalvin6539]

_Ding… Ding… Ding.. _*_Thunder_*

[@iactas7892]

he spitting fax

[@valentynek918]

21 people crossteaming: easy win techno: sees all of them 21 people: WHY DO I HEARD BOSS MUSIC

[@alto1452]

That’s a good one 🤣

[@zealotoftheorchard9853]

Technoblade: CALL AN AMBULANCE *Pulls out fire sword* Technoblade: But not for me

[@brayden2983]

Looks at the Top Of their Screen and see a red bar. (Raid in Progress)

[@magicdirt3431]

LMAO

[@scer013]

THIS IS SO TRUE

[@JacobMoister]

Im here in 2025, and Techno's vids are still one of my favorite things to watch

[@moldest]

When the final boss is so strong not even your entire guild can defeat it

[@jakoblent4694]

now i imagine a new mode called "roast the beast" where its just all the players against 1 technoplane with his Calvin and Nestrio gatling and sniper attachment

[@infitinet7705]

@@jakoblent4694 techno with full netherite vs all Diamond enchanted

[@nunyabiznis6907]

@@infitinet7705 full enchanted iron would be *much more* fair.

[@private-lurkingcluelessnes1740]

@@nunyabiznis6907 for techno?

[@nunyabiznis6907]

@@private-lurkingcluelessnes1740 techno would get netherite.

[@housel9352]

Calvin and Nestor: "They outnumber us 21 to 3!" Techno: "Then it is an even fight."

[@thebarefootbandit3469]

No it isn't... It'll be a 1 v 3 in no time.

[@housel9352]

@@thebarefootbandit3469 poor fundy

[@gachanoob1012]

Lool

[@Yakjak101]

"i like those odds"

[@redacted6619]

And this is why i love the blade

[@m7mdkady144]

"and so we won the tournament with a combined 116, the event's previous all-time record was 19 by the way" This is just overkill at this point.

[@Suret1124]

wait if it's 21 v 3 then the enemy has a disadvantage cuz they can attack themselves

[@scader_shot]

97 more kills then the original record let that sink in for a minute

[@michaelliang953]

@@Suret1124 then it’s just a free for all so one one really has a disadvantage

[@rile6415]

Literally

[@olmocap5548]

I think that concept is known as "glorious overkill". Efficient? maybe not. Very funny? definitelly

[@roverroat9037]

I find myself coming back to this video every couple of months. No matter where I am in life, this video fills me with joy. No matter how I change in life, It brings me joy. I bet you I'll even watch it on my next deployment. I've probably watched this video more then 10 times, and it still brings me joy.