First story: Human determination and Alien pride! Second story: Aliens go insane after finding out that humans are in constant pain, but they just don't care.
@ianharrison5758 Жыл бұрын
Bro my nervous system is so fucked bc of my disability and anime tier tragic childhood that I’m willing to bet that it’ll only take a few seconds in my head or body before they collapse
@wrathshorts28942 жыл бұрын
For story two. Here are the WORST case scenarios. 1. Enter woman giving birth. 2. Enter man passing kidney stone. (Honorable mention) Guy getting hit in the nuts with a 100 MPH fast ball.
@adamfejes69952 жыл бұрын
very very worst case scenerio for them. a man accidentaly kill his own minecraft dog
@themathmoth73932 жыл бұрын
@@adamfejes6995 oh no
@matthewklestinski70302 жыл бұрын
@@adamfejes6995 To have every sentence describing the rest of the aliens' lives begin with, "Blinded by pain.."
@wrathshorts28942 жыл бұрын
@@adamfejes6995 (Error: that species is now extinct)
@snakes_shadow35392 жыл бұрын
Your two options are neither worst case scenarios. The REAL worst case scenario: enter a woman giving birth AND while passing a kidney stone at the same time.
@dwavenminer2 жыл бұрын
For the second story, imagine what would happen if they merged minds with a human in actual pain such as surgery without anesthesic... (Or the process of having local anesthetic injected)
@lucielm2 жыл бұрын
Ah yes like the infamous Dr. Robert Liston who once had a 300% mortality rate on a simple surgery. Yes, 300%! He was the fastest surgeon of his time and that's before anesthetic was invented. He Amputated the patient's leg properly, accidentally chopped an assistant's fingers off and nicked a random spectator's coattails. The Patient and Assistant died of infection and the spectator died of fright.
@kazadori1642 жыл бұрын
or any former solder. there bodys take quite the beating
@erikmckoul24782 жыл бұрын
they would probably just die.
@justinwise4607 Жыл бұрын
Dentistry work would have shattered their minds to dust
@USS_Grey_Ghost Жыл бұрын
What about having to put up with the pain of Karen’s
@tahakumonsonoa60262 жыл бұрын
Pain tolerance reminded me that I have a bad back and who knows what the hell goes on with my legs beyond having sciatic nerves in both.
@lucielm2 жыл бұрын
My knees down felt like they where on fire while working last night. Any time I got off my feet a new spike of pure agony washed over me but then slowly faded away. Even now my ankle still hurts.
@tahakumonsonoa60262 жыл бұрын
@@lucielm Oh, I don’t think I’ve had such near constant pain such as that, but I know what you mean. My condolences.
@Zminator19862 жыл бұрын
SAME
@MrGoesBoom2 жыл бұрын
For invading alien scum, the Emperor in the second story actually seemed like a reasonable authority figure. Weird
@ericzaiz83582 жыл бұрын
Meh just because you evil doesnt mean you have to be an A**Hole about it.
@KroMagnum42 жыл бұрын
I'd hate to merge minds with most of the people I know.🤣
@MrGoesBoom2 жыл бұрын
amen
@pokemonpokemon43912 жыл бұрын
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@kirkjones96392 жыл бұрын
There is a condition, where all of the pain centers on one side of the brain, are activated 100%, and the sufferer can feel no more pain, as he is maxed out. The condition last from 15 minutes to three hours, or so. Kind of a distant cousin to epilepsy. Read that poor bastards mind. It is called Cluster Headaches. Pretty rare condition.
@Crazylom2 жыл бұрын
This is literally the limit of one's suffering
@OverstuffedDragon2 жыл бұрын
Yeah, cluster headaches are one of the few conditions that rival nor exceeds the pain of childbirth. The onset of the pain can go from nothing to exceeding tolerance in less than five minutes and maintain that level for hours at a time, multiple times per day. The pain is quite literally so bad, that hitting oneself in the head with a meat tenderizer repeatedly actually feels like paradise by comparison. Occasionally, a person can go into system shock from the rapidity of onset of the amount of pain. Fortunately there are a couple of medications that can work in near fully alleviating the pain within a minute.
@kirkjones96392 жыл бұрын
@@OverstuffedDragon Look at the price of medication. Only option for most is a subcutaneous shot of Imitrex, at North of $70 USD, and can only take two in 24 hours. During a time when they are being attacked 6 to 10 times a day. There are a lot of suicides in that group of people.
@OverstuffedDragon2 жыл бұрын
@@kirkjones9639 Yep, Imitrex is probably the lead medication for treating Cluster headaches. Have had to use myself and been fortunate that after 2 or 3 uses the cycle breaks for upwards of a month and a half. Definitely a condition with a high rate of suicides. Doubly so if uninsured and unable to afford any medication for the condition.
@Techischannel2 жыл бұрын
Ah, so thats what my normal headaches are called. Cluster headaches, where the most merciful thing there is, is to stop almost all higher thought beyond basic logical reasoning & instinct. Resulting in what can be simply discribed as "No thoughts, head empty". Just to make as many resources avaliable as possible, to resist the pain. To resist the urge to hurt oneself to distract from the extreme pain that is, my normal headache. Like right now.
@Warutteri2 жыл бұрын
For the ALGORITHM!!!!! **charges at KZbin headquarters with a broadsword in hand**
@serpentinious77452 жыл бұрын
For the NANITES!
@GodoStory2 жыл бұрын
A crusade against KZbin!!!
@Warutteri2 жыл бұрын
@@GodoStory Given the f*ckery yesterday that might not be completely unwarranted 😏 especially since KZbins automated systems screw smaller creators all the time and KZbin never admits to any fault in their systems, or apologize for the inconvenience, and seem to help quickly only when it happens to big creators... Really tired of hearing how people have lost their channels, revenue from videos, etc because KZbin is using self-learning algorithms for content screening with way too little human oversight 😑
@ProfessorRaiParadox2 жыл бұрын
Use a sling, any pebble makes good as a bullet and it can hollow a dude's skull if you thwip it hard enough
@lawrencem.372 жыл бұрын
*shakes head and grabs hunting spear joining Warutteri*
@Calaban6192 жыл бұрын
F the algorithm. The soldier got up from his chair, unaware he was surrounded by infiltrators. Both of his knees popped with a loud *CRACK-THUNK!* "Ahh- there it goes.." The soldier said as he walked away. The infiltrators lay on the ground, catatonic over what they just sensed.
@ballsacsincorp2 жыл бұрын
balls getting punched would be a nightmare alien feels a very sharp pain, alien feels sharper pain by the minute
@lululovesyou761810 ай бұрын
Perfect timing for the second story! I just spent five hours in the fetal position in utter agony from crps (feels like you are on fire) and it's now calming down enough to listen to videos. That story made me smile!
@kennethhummel44092 жыл бұрын
I have a tooth ache... aliens head explodes in agony!!!
@derekstein61932 жыл бұрын
Step on lego, obliterate an entire legion.
@lightspam58972 жыл бұрын
@@derekstein6193 listens to Billie Eilish and the whole race goes extinct
@neosildrake2 жыл бұрын
Hit your head on the open cupboard... again. A battallion cries in agony. Stub your little toe on that f*ing corner for the nth time. An army falls catatonic.
@RealArcalian2 жыл бұрын
Greetings Mentlegent! For the Rhythm that is Algo Story 1: Presumption is the mother of death Story 2: You can't handle the pain!
@Zminator19862 жыл бұрын
Story 2: Low back pain, bad knees, bad shoulders. Never would've thought life in the military would make xenos insane. 🤣
@dragonson042 жыл бұрын
TIL, that one of my back spasms could wipe out a battalion of these guys.
@lawrencem.372 жыл бұрын
Great stories and another wonderful narration. Gotta go there seems to be battle charge started by some guy carrying a broadsword screaming "for the algorithm". Now where is my spear...
@matthewklestinski70302 жыл бұрын
And my axe!
@genghiskhan68092 жыл бұрын
Imagine if one of those aliens entered a guy passing kidney stone.
@AgroSquerril2 жыл бұрын
lol
@juliusmoe-nstar89422 жыл бұрын
Maybe that is why they committed suicide??? They do seem squishy with their nervous systems after all, So they are mentally unprepared for the daily pains of mankind.
@discusmaximus6 ай бұрын
For the Author(s), for the narrator Agro Squirrel, for the algorithm !!!
@carlfromtheoc17882 жыл бұрын
1st one - Captain Avatar gives a nod of approval.
@thomaskelleyjr.16712 жыл бұрын
I've got a tooth ache, a heart ache, a belly ache . . . I've got a tooth ache and a wart upon my chin. Have a drink of whiskey, of whiskey, of whiskey . . . Have a drink of whiskey it'll sooth away your pain.
@NoBody-bx4cp2 жыл бұрын
Inkroins: *Genocide and Plunder everything that isn't them* Germany:
@babla694202 жыл бұрын
*exhales*
@vodamiinurl13372 жыл бұрын
My existence is pure suffering and I love every second of it
@getonthelist56202 жыл бұрын
Glad to see that you are still going.
@AgroSquerril2 жыл бұрын
only thing to do is keep on keeping on. Managed to get the issue sorted but not I will focus on getting backups in place should this happen again.
@DEMONOFLOVEANDDEATH2 жыл бұрын
Bless the Squerril Bless the Author
@dragonpjb2 жыл бұрын
Behold, an interaction.
@bobsterclause3422 жыл бұрын
Very much you too.
@linuxras2 жыл бұрын
Fecking YT, I miss those intros.
@kurtismiller95442 жыл бұрын
Kind of reminiscent of WW 2? German wondering how the xeno emperor was feeling?...... Second story.. bunch of pansies, can't handle a little bit of aches and pains
@thesocialistsarecoming85652 жыл бұрын
Ah yes, the solution to most problems. Excessive *DAKKA* *DAKKAKKAKKDAKKAKKAKKAKKADAKKAKKAKKADAKKA*
@TheLastGarou2 жыл бұрын
Der iz no such fing az enuff DAKKA!
@thesocialistsarecoming85652 жыл бұрын
@@TheLastGarou no no no, enough refers to an individual problem, theres always a value that is "enough" for a given problem or enemy. However no amount of dakka is sufficient in general, and even if you have enough for a given problem *MORE IZ BETTAH!*
@yomogami4561 Жыл бұрын
good stories for the algorithm
@conradrolla4 ай бұрын
good reason I didn't go into programming carpal tunnel and wrist brace! IT administration is a lot easier on the hands!
@GamingWithUncleJon2 жыл бұрын
for the tunnels!
@bathroomprophet23102 жыл бұрын
For the squirrel
@maxxammax02 жыл бұрын
Gauss cannons you say? *Happy tombworld noises*
@AgroSquerril2 жыл бұрын
lol
@Eramiserasmus2 жыл бұрын
We fight for the Algorithm and the Nanite Swarm!
@shadowfoxarchon50212 жыл бұрын
Send the swarm after the algorithm
@bvc53202 жыл бұрын
First Story end around 8:05-8:06
@klappstock943 Жыл бұрын
For the Algorithm the story and the voice
@objectiveice5732 жыл бұрын
lets be honest here.....humanity is 1 of 3 things a masochist, a sadist, or a sadomasochistic jerk all of which give pain and pleasure
@babla694202 жыл бұрын
Is there such a thing? I thot i was switch
@objectiveice5732 жыл бұрын
@@babla69420 sadomasochistic is a thing its just a masochist and a sadist in 1 person
@tristonanthony11462 жыл бұрын
For the algorithm (frick off KZbin) ...I did kind of chuckle when I noticed there was no intro though
@AgroSquerril2 жыл бұрын
:)
@allenmorgan10072 жыл бұрын
For the Algorithm, For the Author(s), For the Disembodied Voice!
@calebcarson85012 жыл бұрын
Love it
@james351242 жыл бұрын
For the remonitization! And that um algorithm thing... yeah
@AgroSquerril2 жыл бұрын
indeed
@CrazyViking_992 жыл бұрын
I got an ad, did YT fix their mess?!
@WiredTurkey3162 жыл бұрын
Hello Motrin my old friend I've come to talk with you again
@arakheno40512 жыл бұрын
F.A.S. ... Emperor Arrak eh? .. I like it..
@angrydragonslayer2 жыл бұрын
Very neat
@archer_of_azure2 жыл бұрын
It appears the intro and thank you messages got cut off
@jimmycoyote742 жыл бұрын
For the algorithm
@t.j.cornett74952 жыл бұрын
Poor infiltrators... Welcome to the human experience.
@AgroSquerril2 жыл бұрын
indeed
@stevenkey23432 жыл бұрын
They must have invaded on a monday
@karlhamoy391910 ай бұрын
👍
@genericuser9842 жыл бұрын
neat
@lordpfeiffer84902 жыл бұрын
First one I need more
@WingManFang1 Жыл бұрын
That IT story made no sense really. I mean if it was Rule 34 or Grimdark story writers I’d get that but IT? That’s just confusing not horrifying.
@ComfortsSpecter2 жыл бұрын
Pretty good writing with a very noticeable accent of bad writing For example The use of the CIA and the JSDF was quite strange and not very forward thinking
@bernardrednix7562 жыл бұрын
I don't get the ending of the second story at all
@thecatmaster61932 жыл бұрын
Humans tend to have a very high pain tolerance. What's a minor ache to us could be agonizing pain to this alien species. When they linked up with the IT department's minds, they felt everything they felt. But they didn't have the same level of pain tolerance as humans, so they broke, all because someone had carpal tunnel.
@steveradroach91012 жыл бұрын
Ohh ok,that ending was confusing 😅
@furycarnategaming2 жыл бұрын
Indeed a fair number of people live in constant pain from many occupations and as long as focused thought is not surpassed by the pain they will keep trucking along.
@heartlessnobody11432 жыл бұрын
Human with tummy ache: calm Alien trying to assimilate him: *goes into vegetative state*
@brianmeans59652 жыл бұрын
@@thecatmaster6193 i wonder if any experienced the funny bone.
@merlinwizard10009 ай бұрын
146th, 3 January 2024
@novastar61122 жыл бұрын
Patron fail
@novastar61122 жыл бұрын
Maybe repost? For some reason, listening to the patrons is calming