One Shot SciFi 1635 - The Only Things That Do Not Fear It | HFY | Humans Are Space Orcs

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This Story is Classified as HFY or Humanity Feck, Yea , but what does the Mean?
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HFY is a story/series that takes a “human element” in either humanity or an “other” (race/species or object) that exists in a “setting” (future or other world/universe) with varying levels of culture, technology, society and history that help show in some shape or form the potential good or bad for humanity’s race/culture. In These stories Humans are often referred to as Human, Humanity, Deathworlder, Hellwolder in reference to the human planet of origin , Earth. This planet is seen by most of the universe as a place where only death and chaos can survive.
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Taken from the FAQ of the r/HFY subreddit.
Humans Are Space Orcs (HASO) or Humans Are (Fantasy Race) Are used as a guide when writing.
In these Stories we normally View humans like the other races view orcs in a Fantasy Novel. We (Humans) share the same characteristics and personalities as orcs. Humans are normally treated as the outsiders and barbarians. Humans tend to be underestimated as well in these stories. Unlike Humanity Feck Yea , these don't always put a positive spin on humans\humanity sometimes looking at the darker side of human and humanity from the perspective of aliens.
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@azmitzy
@azmitzy Жыл бұрын
Having an alien Shapeshifter as your best friend sounds fucking awesome
@nexusdrop7863
@nexusdrop7863 Жыл бұрын
Not just that but it KNOWS you do not want to hurt it. All the 'maybe they mean me harm' gone. That is like knowing someone offering you a ride is not going to do bad things to you.
@paulhuston9991
@paulhuston9991 Жыл бұрын
And so a human has pack bonded with a formless eldrich being. Rip and tear till its done! Humanities first friendly partner in the stars. Seems fitting. Sick em boy!
@rory8182
@rory8182 Жыл бұрын
"BECOME THE PUPPY"
@RomanvonUngernSternbergnrmfvus
@RomanvonUngernSternbergnrmfvus Жыл бұрын
It will be named fluffy and loved forever
@robertschumacher2707
@robertschumacher2707 Жыл бұрын
@@RomanvonUngernSternbergnrmfvus Not Fluffy, Daisy.
@deus0rcinus889
@deus0rcinus889 Жыл бұрын
How about Sprinkles?
@Jesus_Offical
@Jesus_Offical Жыл бұрын
Name it Bubbles
@robertalexander5892
@robertalexander5892 Жыл бұрын
Anyone else here ever thought that having a Hellhound for a pet would be cool?
@TheLastGarou
@TheLastGarou Жыл бұрын
Ever since the first time I read 'Return to White Plume Mountain'. Cinders is Best Puppy! "Bad Man! BURN!"
@ihtfp01
@ihtfp01 Жыл бұрын
FUNNY!
@ulfjohnsen6203
@ulfjohnsen6203 Жыл бұрын
puppy!!!
@gabeduty1197
@gabeduty1197 Жыл бұрын
Yes.
@Belgas173
@Belgas173 Жыл бұрын
Who's the hottest Boi yess Chu are puppy! 😅
@Renegadebane
@Renegadebane Жыл бұрын
Humanity, turning space boggarts into puppies and symbiotic Doom armour.
@reaperscythe1052
@reaperscythe1052 Жыл бұрын
I gotta be honest, when I heard that it split off a piece of itself to help heal the human and protect him, I thought we were getting a venom reference, not doom guy, but hey, still a cool story all around, props to author and as always, For the Algorithm!
@inventiveowl395
@inventiveowl395 Жыл бұрын
I jumped to Parasyte instead of Venom but I guess it's all the same..
@Amoth_oth_ras_shash
@Amoth_oth_ras_shash Жыл бұрын
either approach is equal cool ,as horror...and honestly ,equally logical ...the venoms symbiot concept of one creature supplying the 'stability' for the other to manipulate in times of need for survival of both... but ye....thats one tasty way to explain the doom berserkers endurance... bonded with something that leet him hear thoughts and merge any random flesh or energy his body can absorbed to repair damage... better then the argent chosen one of many in circular logic aint new ^^
@SlashDragonX
@SlashDragonX Жыл бұрын
Funny, my thoughts went to Guyver. There's a lot of relevant tales out there it seems.
@grimmrider638
@grimmrider638 Жыл бұрын
@@SlashDragonX Agreed
@felixthescholarlytitan4437
@felixthescholarlytitan4437 Жыл бұрын
Considering the Hellhound and that the human still had the gunshot wound, as far as I could tell, but not feel the pain of it, I thought Berserk.
@taitano12
@taitano12 Жыл бұрын
One thing that a violent species like us knows is that polite does not necessarily mean peaceful, nonviolent, good, or even benevolent. Our worst serial killers got away with it as long as they did by being polite and blending in with society as a whole. If you had looked at the motivation behind our wars and 99.9% of the murders - the ideologies, defense of and acquisition of resources, and the defense of friends and freedom - you'd know that threatening our friends, including doggos is an EXTREMELY bad idea. It got excited to be seen as a friend and became the bestest friend. Your response was to kill the one friend it has in all the universe. We have fought against violent people long enough to know EXACTLY what to do with you. Xeno! You who would punish a nonsapient creature for DEFENDING ITSELF AND ITS ONLY FRIEND!!! Xeno, meet John Wick. 😈 Addendum: For a galaxy full of fearful and generally peaceful beings, peace is definitely an option. Personally, I believe the ensuing misunderstanding will be cleared up in time. But damn if they ain't gonna reap the fruits of their own stupidity. I just hope that we're going to be benevolent Galactic Overlords. But, realistically, it's a solid 50/50 chance.
@taitano12
@taitano12 Жыл бұрын
@@cavedmanjim249 Well, to be brutally realistic, I believe it would be a mix. You'll have an area over here with magnanimous and altruistic Humans, obsessed with democracy and whatnot, and over there, a malicious regime that would make Hitler and Stalin uneasy. And the rest of the Galaxy having everything in between. A rainbow of domination preferences... Just like home. 🏡
@tomhchappell
@tomhchappell Жыл бұрын
“Our worst serial killers…”. I assume you’re talking about Byzantine emperors and Renaissance rulers and so on? One of them actually said (in translation), “Once you know you have to kill a man, you might as well be polite about it”!
@benjamintherogue2421
@benjamintherogue2421 Жыл бұрын
The aliens are definitely going to so to humanity what they did with the shapeshifters. Create a predator where they could have had a friend by treating it like a predator.
@TheLordOfDarkThrone
@TheLordOfDarkThrone Жыл бұрын
Demon puppy is best puppy.
@Twist-The-Friendly-Hunter
@Twist-The-Friendly-Hunter Жыл бұрын
Whenever I hear this story, I think that the Glysrike was so used genetically to everyone fearing them that when the human came along, he was curious not fearful so it took a form of a curious animal. And in the process found out humans don't fear them and can get companionship with humans in whatever form suits them best. So when the human is injured it healed and protected his friend as he knows humans may be the only people they can truly be with as a companion.
@Redmeer411
@Redmeer411 6 ай бұрын
First off let me start by saying sorry for resurrecting a post from a year ago,and the short novel, but I just felt this irresistible urge to respond to this. I believe that you are partially right but wrong in the intentions that Glysrike focuses on, this story seems to explore the dangers of preconceptions and self fulfilling prophecies more so than the Glysrike being a sapient entity itself. From the story and from the Glysrike's Perspective in the story I am pretty sure in its natural state the Glysrike does not have that level of Self awareness or Ego, it seems very much restricted to the concepts of it exists and things around it exists, and that's it. It has no conception of "what it is" or "what its suppose to do" at all and is like a mirror of the intentions of those around it. It does not seem to have the capabilities to understand what has happened to it except for a very rudimentary set of "memories". I say this because of how the Glysrike it self describes its actions and the way it views the UPS around it, it responds how they expect it to and this is from the preconceived idea created at the first contact between the Glysrike and the UPS aliens. It became what they expected of it, it did not know what it was or what it was suppose to do to interact with them so it looked to the UPS members minds to find out what they expected the unknown entity to be and what it was going to do, and it found that it was seen as a potential threat. So with no concept of what threat was, it looked into the minds of the UPS aliens again for what they considered to be a threat and a form they associated with the concept of threat or danger and became that form. When it did that those around it that it was drawing from confirmed it was a threat and so that's what it became. So from then on they are continuously confirming it is a threat to them through subconscious bias and the preconceived idea "that it is a mindless monster and that assumes the form of your greatest fears and mercilessly kills everything around it". Every member of the UPS the Glysrike comes into contact with already has this Preconceived idea of what the Glysrike is and what its going to do, so it just simply does what is expected of it by the UPS. When Simeon is introduced to the Glysrike in the story, he did not know it existed so had no existing expectations or conception of what it was or what it does, it was also closed off from the minds of the UPS members, in this scenario it lacked a concept of what it is and what it is expected to do. So it did the same thing with Simeon as it did the first time it met the UPS, it searched for what Simeon expected it to be and expected it to do. Simeon expected to find a friend or companion, and since it had no frame of reference of what a Friend or Companion is it once again did the same thing as it did with the UPS it looked into Simeon's mind to find Simeon's concept of what a friend or companion is and a form Simeon associated with that concept. Once found the Glysrike took that form, a puppy, and Simeon's reaction and thoughts confirmed that it was a in fact a Friend and companion of Simeon's so thats what it became. I also thing that the Glysrike's self awareness and level of consciousness and thought complexity is also determined by the expectation of those its reading from. The UPS believe it to be mindless and dumb so it is, where as many people who love dogs believe them to be more intelligent, like a kid then an animal and this shows in the change in its thought pattern from referring to it's self and "this It" to " I " showing a marked and steep increase in self awareness and EGO. So this increase can possibly attributed to it healing Simeon, but I think it may be more related to my previous points of it simply doing whats expected of it by the person its reading. It takes the concept from the person and becomes it, so the concept of a companion or a friend generally means that you want to help and be near them, so when Simeon was dying the increased combination of Cognitive awareness and ability as well as it working under the concept of what a companion is suppose to do spurned it to save Simeon's life because that's what a friend or Companion is expected to do in that situation. The end of the story also supports this being the case as after giving a piece of its self to Simeon and freed itself from the containment room, The Glysrike then began receiving conflicting expectations and so it was conflicted on what it was suppose to be and settled on a compromise, Simeon wanted the Glysrike to go back to being a dog, but it couldn't entirely because the UPS was telling it was suppose to be a Horror or being of terror. So it did both, becoming a Hellhound with features meant to be terrifying while retaining the canine features. Ultimately I think the Glysrike doesn't really exist in the sense of itself identity and exists only as a reflection of those around it's expectations and the concepts they associated with those expectations, and nothing really more than that.
@kiritotheabridgedgod4178
@kiritotheabridgedgod4178 Жыл бұрын
So, you put a human in a box with a dangerous predator that takes its form from the minds around it... I have a feeling that they wouldn't have done that if they bothered to look and realise that our two longest animal companions are in fact predators. I can also imagine that humanity, upon discovering these creatures in ernest, will incorporate them into our entire society. Because who doesn't love a dog/cat who can split itself to become a hellhound guardian and a suit of combat armour with a shotgun that never needs to reload.
@nexusdrop7863
@nexusdrop7863 Жыл бұрын
Not just that they KNOW you intend no harm. When you first meet an animal you have to make sure it does not see you as a threat. in this case it is 'Oh, you want to be a puppy and get belly rubs? Okay!' and headpats to follow.
@Starlitsoul0359
@Starlitsoul0359 Жыл бұрын
They pretty much went in thinking. “Alright, this alien is a predator that literally feeds on the fears of it’s target and becomes something more than capable of killing them. So it should be able to kill the human right?” What they failed to realize is the creature has far more depth than that. It does not become a terrifying predator because that’s what it is. It becomes a terrifying predator because that’s what they THINK of it as. So when the human went in looking for puppy. The human got puppy. And the thing liked that for once, it was not being feared. But loved. …. Shame they decided that instead of allowing them both to remain passive and self contained they decided to act and go on the offensive.
@jayeisenhardt1337
@jayeisenhardt1337 Жыл бұрын
Ditto pokemon and a human. You just know some are gonna go rule 34 as is and further. Giantess, vore, orc, the tags might be endless. There will be some murders, some halfbreeds, and some true horror that even then might be friend. Wake up to see your actual sleep paralysis demon or the blue lady that haunts your kitchen.
@user-jt3fg5td2t
@user-jt3fg5td2t 6 ай бұрын
Imagine if the guy was looking for a waifu...
@ombrepourpre7562
@ombrepourpre7562 6 ай бұрын
And give then to children, because what can better protect them? Better kitty cat and doggy of the world! Yes, who is a good fluffy? You are ❤ Yes you are ❤
@daltonsharp6254
@daltonsharp6254 Жыл бұрын
The only thing you have to fear is fear itself! If the aliens knew that quote then they might of survived longer!
@phasepanther4423
@phasepanther4423 Жыл бұрын
This is Dr. Elena Richardson, log entry 007. March 3rd, 2163. And with him lies our salvation. For as he gains in strength so do they fall in numbers. The Priests command the armies to the North and South, but he controls the fight. The inner circle of death is where he resides - hunting them at the far reaches of the earth and beyond. I am a believer now - I feel it is in DOOM that I have faith. The Slayer is the spear that stabs at the heart of our attackers, and those that would seek to harm us should feel warned - for there is only one dominant life form in this universe and it carries a steel barreled sword of vengeance. All hail the coming of the Destroyer - the Slayer's time is now.
@maciekmorawski5527
@maciekmorawski5527 Жыл бұрын
Emotions reading Space Ditto
@Deconstruction_Administrator
@Deconstruction_Administrator Жыл бұрын
Human pack-bonding with the physical manifestation of, 'It can if I can, and it's my will that it will, so it can'.
@mr.e6289
@mr.e6289 Жыл бұрын
was that the space origin of doom guy? is daisy really just a space shapeshifter?
@doctorbright1065
@doctorbright1065 Жыл бұрын
Would explain her presence in ETERNAL.
@jarradroberts9598
@jarradroberts9598 Жыл бұрын
Actually, there are rabbits in the 2016 doom as well, they are assumed to be either non Canon easter eggs or Canon figments of doom guys imagination. But they are most definitely not real rabbits, as they are in non livable spaces, like the surface of Mars.
@shadowmancy9183
@shadowmancy9183 Жыл бұрын
@@jarradroberts9598 Where in 2016? I can't remember seeing them, and am planning another playthrough in the near future.
@jarradroberts9598
@jarradroberts9598 Жыл бұрын
@@shadowmancy9183 can't remember, been too long to say for sure.
@alasdairsinclair916
@alasdairsinclair916 Жыл бұрын
7:16 For anyone wondering what the weird text scrolling is, there's an author's note above about how the Glysrike referred to itself as "this it", trying to prevent reader's confusion.
@renewalacumen1770
@renewalacumen1770 Жыл бұрын
I honestly thought the Glystrike was going to transfigure into a spider. I like this outcome much better.
@human-tk2fo
@human-tk2fo Жыл бұрын
The image of a man running around a white room being chased by a spider came to my mind too
@magpief9691
@magpief9691 Жыл бұрын
i thought it was going to become another human personally. afterall the best monsters humanity comes up with are eather anamalistic humans or just stronger faster humans with or without super powers
@ckl9390
@ckl9390 Жыл бұрын
I was equally expecting spider, mouse, or xenomorph.
@Silent_Death_0
@Silent_Death_0 Жыл бұрын
Same
@hughsmith7504
@hughsmith7504 Жыл бұрын
I was thinking clown
@DisIzDaName
@DisIzDaName Жыл бұрын
When even the **thought** of a dog is your best friend.
@AFriend21
@AFriend21 11 ай бұрын
"The Only Thing They Fear is Us" DOOM's Theme starts playing
@tomhchappell
@tomhchappell Жыл бұрын
I want to hear more about dogs and cats in these stories. A human is scary; a human with a dog or car is REALLY scary.
@tomhchappell
@tomhchappell Жыл бұрын
I meant “cat”, not “car”.
@Brohammer0001
@Brohammer0001 Жыл бұрын
@@tomhchappell car works too, you can do alot of damage with a car.
@UGNAvalon
@UGNAvalon Жыл бұрын
“Nobody hurts my car!!” _Meow!_ “Or my cat!”
@turbopokey
@turbopokey Жыл бұрын
Ohhhh, yeah... especially an augmented cat. Alot of cats are d!cks, but occasionally one will come along that wields that a§holery like a frikkin' superpower. And if its augmented too boot? Xenos better hide... but it won't make any difference. 😼
@kevinanolin6011
@kevinanolin6011 Жыл бұрын
have you seen what humans can do in a road rage? thems aliens better be afraid of a car
@brianhochhausen2757
@brianhochhausen2757 Жыл бұрын
I find myself hoping that this becomes a series. I very much like the authors style and would like to see the relationship between the human and his new friend develope
@bjwessels
@bjwessels Жыл бұрын
So this is how Doomguy and Isabelle met. RIP AND TEAR.
@volatilesky
@volatilesky Жыл бұрын
Reminds me of that scene in house of cards or something similar - agent is trying to intimidate a computer nerd, threatens to step on nerds Guinea pig. Right there I paused the show, turned to my roommate and said "if anyone threatens to hurt my pets like that, they have two options. Leave, or leave this apartment in a body bag."
@iamnotamused317
@iamnotamused317 Жыл бұрын
Nope. There's only one choice.
@-w-4252
@-w-4252 8 ай бұрын
@@iamnotamused317 three, infinite torture, homicide, ruin their life in every way possible while keeping them alive.
@iamnotamused317
@iamnotamused317 8 ай бұрын
@@-w-4252 Okay, I can buy that.
@MizukiStone44
@MizukiStone44 Жыл бұрын
Glory to the spinny rock! Also cute fish are cute, I liked when they came up to say hi. The story was also great! It's that the Glystrike imprinted on the thoughts of others, and was only hostile because it was assumed to be at first... with it's reputation tainting all further interactions up until then. There is an interesting sympathy there that one creature made hostile for the judgements made before meeting it, has now befriended another who seems likely to be in much the same situation.
@alasdairsinclair916
@alasdairsinclair916 Жыл бұрын
Indeed. To paraphrase an MGR reference, fear breeds fear. But in the end, it doesn't have to be this way.
@matthewklestinski7030
@matthewklestinski7030 Жыл бұрын
A being powered by imagination and shaped by other's conceptions of its capabilities is brought into close contact with.. a human. Of course the first thing that's going to happen is pettings! So much bonding, joy, the sharing of goodness! Then the prejudiced ones shoot the human. I believe we all know this story.. we even know the sound track. And the quote.
@twotone3471
@twotone3471 Жыл бұрын
Rip and tear.
@sirbaconbuster
@sirbaconbuster Жыл бұрын
Until it is done.
@dantreadwell7421
@dantreadwell7421 Жыл бұрын
They stole his car. And killed his dog.
@doctorbright1065
@doctorbright1065 Жыл бұрын
Why do I hear Death Metal?
@twotone3471
@twotone3471 Жыл бұрын
@@doctorbright1065 You are in Finland?
@markermage
@markermage Жыл бұрын
I was expecting the glysrike to take the form of an ordinary spider and the human to kill it out of fear.
@Kayem237
@Kayem237 Жыл бұрын
Or, considering that humans have an abstracted mythological construct that represents the primal fear of everything that used to be our predators when we were a fledgling species on Earth, it could have dug into our primal fears and became a dragon. Though our modern culture would make us go, "SWEET! A DRAGON!"
@swimm8329
@swimm8329 Жыл бұрын
@@Kayem237 I roll to seduce the dragon
@-w-4252
@-w-4252 8 ай бұрын
@@swimm8329 I roll to lay
@peterwall8191
@peterwall8191 Жыл бұрын
Crazy apes! Everyone sees that thing , it sees its worst nightmare. Not that ape he sees a puppy , cause he's lonely and wants a friend to play with. Figures they'd abduct one who was crazy, even for its own crazy species. Fearless my tail! They were craping their suits in terror! The drone could practically see their fear chemicals fil the air. Then that idiot shot the ape! Have we not told you ,to leave the crazy apes alone? As for the Glyshrike...a psychic shapeshifter is not unique, though intelligent ones are rare and do not develop technologies that allow them to leave their home worlds. Still, in its natural habitat, its not dangerous. it just drifts around, feeding directly from the ambient energy field of the planet. If threatened though, it morphs to what you fear , hoping whatever threatens it is smart enough to go away. If the fools had not abducted it , they would still be alive. Then again, the same could be said for the ape. If they had not abducted the ape, none of this would have happened. Will you idiot children stop messing around with the crazy apes? I swear , you are almost as crazy as they are. Hmmm....a madness that can jump species ? I don't think anyone has looked into the possibility, yet. maybe if i start researching it, i can get transferred to another division? I need to look into that too. Maybe there is a way i can stop observing the antics of crazy species....
@midgefidget5796
@midgefidget5796 Жыл бұрын
This seriously calls to mind the 'Deathworld' series by Harry Harrison. Excellently done story.
@SpitfiretheCat16
@SpitfiretheCat16 Жыл бұрын
One, two, three, altogether now....! _Oh, we'll feed it Love_ _We'll feed it Love_ _We'll give it everything we would want in return_ _So we'll feed it Love_ _We'll feed it Love,_ _And Joy, and Compassion, and Bliss, and Contentment_ _Wouldn't it be rude?_ _When we've met a new friend?_ _To offer it anything but our warmest of welcomes?_ _So we'll feed it Love!_ _Yes, we'll feed it Love!_ _As Love is the only thing that we would want in return!_
@markuhler2664
@markuhler2664 Жыл бұрын
Who's a good boy? Aggro Squirrel's a good boy, isn't he? Yes! Yes, he is!
@firedirewolf
@firedirewolf Жыл бұрын
Living psychic nanites, he's a good boi too
@smaragdwolf1
@smaragdwolf1 Жыл бұрын
for a moment, i expected the Alien to read the humans mind and getting afraid of it xD But this is much better :3 taming a nightmare-creature within minutes is so much human, that its wholesome xD
@jt13jt13
@jt13jt13 Жыл бұрын
Does anyone know of more HFY stories like this? The moment that "it" realized that it was "friend" instead of a monster was my favorite moment of any HFY/HASO story I've read/ heard
@satibel
@satibel Жыл бұрын
I dunno, there will be scritches maybe? Also that's basically venom, or more exactly the klyntar (the species of the symbiotes.) They were made to conquer the universe but they learned about compassion and decided to form an order of righteous knights.
@daniel_f4050
@daniel_f4050 Жыл бұрын
Poor stupid xenos. They have absolutely no idea what sort of hell* they’ve created for themselves. And if his combination with the Gryslike lets him read their fears he might become more and more Doom Slayer and less Simeon every time they attack him and “Puppy”. It ain’t gonna be pretty. I love it. *See what I did there? Gawd but I love the DOOM universe.
@frantisekvrana3902
@frantisekvrana3902 Жыл бұрын
10:35 Attacking directly right now would be a terrible idea. I predict the Glycerike would get Simeon's and the alien's thought mixed up, turning into a huge wolf to defend Simeon. What would happen after the battle is uncertain, but the Fearless squad would be decimated.
@MrGoesBoom
@MrGoesBoom Жыл бұрын
2:20 heh, I remember this guy, can't remember his name but he was (in)famous for razor blade sandwiches and eating an entire airplane...kinda silly to judge an entire species by one guy with a weird gimmick. Now I'm wondering what happened to this guy
@leechowning2712
@leechowning2712 Жыл бұрын
But that is exactly how they judged everything. Everything was judged on the absolute maximum possible danger rating. They judged humans as dangerous based on the specific of could any human be dangerous. Considering our species? I'm surprised they didn't decide to Nuke it from orbit. Instead they gave us a pet.
@wrenchpony9735
@wrenchpony9735 Жыл бұрын
Michel Lotito. German dude, passed in 2007
@Darkinu2
@Darkinu2 Жыл бұрын
I was thinking of Crazy Earl from Borderlands 🤣🤣
@northernpolarbear3135
@northernpolarbear3135 Жыл бұрын
The purple UFOs are back in Argo's tank. They can't hide behind floating rocks. So ... all together ... WE SEE YOU!
@beingsneaky
@beingsneaky Жыл бұрын
Now all they need is another split and form a "kitty" 6 feet tall with saberteeth and same glowing eyes.
@kyanmanuel4005
@kyanmanuel4005 Жыл бұрын
Sounds more like them simbiotes…. Venom is that you?
@RealArcalian
@RealArcalian Жыл бұрын
Greetings, Mentlegent! For the Rhythm that is Algo Still not entirely sure WHY the rest of them feared it. Has to do with them being so uptight about being "polite" I guess
@piratekingthaszar7912
@piratekingthaszar7912 Жыл бұрын
If space gas not fren, why fren shaped?
@Sunspot9522
@Sunspot9522 Жыл бұрын
Never underestimate the human ability to pack bond.
@theicyphoenix_7745
@theicyphoenix_7745 Жыл бұрын
oh my god,that ending easter egg,it's referencing that thing you narrated before about doom slayer going into a different universe and having a hellhound because he felt lonely from killing demons all alone for ages.
@edelta88
@edelta88 Жыл бұрын
The perspective word play for the shape shifter... that was wonderful.
@micheallinne3159
@micheallinne3159 Жыл бұрын
"PUPPY"
@redfiveish
@redfiveish Жыл бұрын
WITH ENERGY!
@stevensanju
@stevensanju Жыл бұрын
Reminds me of that Doom Guy Isekai that you read awhile ago where he kidnapped a hellhound since it would survive better than Daisy
@doctorbright1065
@doctorbright1065 Жыл бұрын
Which one was that? I need to re-listen.
@stevensanju
@stevensanju Жыл бұрын
@@doctorbright1065 I think it was literally called Doom Guy Isekai. Plugging Doom Guy in the search bar on his channel home should do it . It'll say like first 40k words or something
@neuromancer8796
@neuromancer8796 Жыл бұрын
man was the whole it it it debacle confusing
@thunderbird4636
@thunderbird4636 Жыл бұрын
Need another part to this story. I wanna see how it ends
@GravitWry
@GravitWry Жыл бұрын
Ok that story HAS to be a DOOM reference in one way or another.
@bobbymorris2979
@bobbymorris2979 Жыл бұрын
Puppy!
@frealsolidusauxil5873
@frealsolidusauxil5873 Жыл бұрын
Dam if they find the species and befriend them you would have some super soldiers with two minds 🤣
@shantalsantoyo8507
@shantalsantoyo8507 Жыл бұрын
Honestly I thought it was going to turn into a flying cockroach. But this… Is a lot better and very much 🥰
@ShiroNekoDen
@ShiroNekoDen Жыл бұрын
Sigh most of the aliens in these stories are of the too dumb to survive category.
@hohenzollern6025
@hohenzollern6025 Жыл бұрын
Stands to reason any alien species that has progressed into interstellar space travel will have in fact, due to living on board sterile, perfectly safe spacecraft for generation after generation lose all it's wits when it comes to surviving. We humans lose our wits when we live in a city and dont get chased by a bear every couple weeks.
@blue5740
@blue5740 Жыл бұрын
Damn they missed the part in human society where we pack bond with anything that has a pulse, huh ?
@doctorbright1065
@doctorbright1065 Жыл бұрын
What about Rocky the Rock?
@blue5740
@blue5740 Жыл бұрын
@@doctorbright1065 Rocky the Rock has a pulse, how dare you insinuate they’re not alive >:( /lh
@doctorbright1065
@doctorbright1065 Жыл бұрын
@@blue5740 Hey man, after Dwayne you never know.
@amorphoussolid8512
@amorphoussolid8512 Жыл бұрын
Hi! I am an excellent example of the human bond. A 'friend' jokingly said even a real pet rock was to much for me and gave me an imaginary pet rock. It is always in my thoughts and I love it. It's name is Kevin and I gave it an imaginary scarf so it wouldn't get cold. The 'friend' is long gone into history but Kevin and I will always be together. Just so you know, Kevin is mostly a smooth dark grey that looks like other rocks but he has a cute grey and red scarf and a cheeky demeanor. He likes being remembered and the warmth of my minds hands that cradle him. I will protect and love him for as long as I live. Bonded for life. I love my Kevin. 🌚🧣🖤. Each day my mind weaves strands of imagery colour into his scarf. A little bit of love in each strand to keep him warm.
@blue5740
@blue5740 Жыл бұрын
@@amorphoussolid8512 Kevin sounds absolutely lovely, and I’m sending an extra mind-scarf to it ! As a gift =] it should be received in 2-3 business days =D
@terrorcop101
@terrorcop101 Жыл бұрын
Man's best alien friend.
@cazador7131
@cazador7131 Жыл бұрын
BFG division intensifies
@richarddrapeau7599
@richarddrapeau7599 Жыл бұрын
This one was good. Imaginative.
@FloatTheBuizel
@FloatTheBuizel Жыл бұрын
"I want the puppy back!" Lmfao yah I probably would have said the same thing
@Girlmossy
@Girlmossy Жыл бұрын
2:37 Lmao the fish
@roboticintelligenceunit1a652
@roboticintelligenceunit1a652 Жыл бұрын
that was an AMAZING TWIST
@sansify1405
@sansify1405 Жыл бұрын
Welcome to space dark souls
@blazermettro2059
@blazermettro2059 Жыл бұрын
Only that guy became the boss.
@sansify1405
@sansify1405 Жыл бұрын
Also if anyone wants to know I was specifically thinking of the dog who uses a sword. Never played the game and can remember next to nothing about the dog but I do remember that it was protecting its master's sword and with the possibly giant hell dog and this man wrapped in armor I think it fits.
@The_Viscount
@The_Viscount Жыл бұрын
*Cue metal music "Rip and tear, until it is done"
@jeffryice3854
@jeffryice3854 5 ай бұрын
So far of all I heard, I like this one story the best. I would like to hear more about the glystrike and human relationship. This has potential to be a book worth putting into my library to read over and over again.
@joshuaradick5679
@joshuaradick5679 4 ай бұрын
Human fears isolation more than eldritch horror, confused eldritch horror discovers human desire for companionship, eldritch horror takes form of companionship and becomes puppy, human immediately pack bonds with eldritch horror.
@Speed001
@Speed001 4 ай бұрын
I don't know what more could be done with this story, but i wish to see them well.
@pvtpy1e
@pvtpy1e Жыл бұрын
Rip and tear
@ReaVen443
@ReaVen443 Жыл бұрын
At the End, BfG Devision starts playing
@Questor-ky2fv
@Questor-ky2fv 6 ай бұрын
Interesting and well done story! I definitely didn't see it turning into a cute and friendly puppy.😄🐕 Definitely well plotted.👏👍🥇🏆
@donaldscholand4617
@donaldscholand4617 Жыл бұрын
Love me, love my dog!
@mattbrown5511
@mattbrown5511 10 ай бұрын
Human pack bonding knows no bounds. The shapeshifter finally found another that didn't fear it and found a friend. The human was just curious about the new form and saw a potential friend, not another enemy.
@davidhenderson3400
@davidhenderson3400 Жыл бұрын
Sounds like they just took the two most dangerous creatures in the universe and made them into one. I do not see this ending well for them.
@SirWhiteRabbit-gr5so
@SirWhiteRabbit-gr5so 7 ай бұрын
A tear? Human evolution is the bond between Man and his Companions. ....Hunting companions. Herding companions. Companions sharing against the Dark and the Cold. "I shall not fear, thee art with me."
@greyreaper3453
@greyreaper3453 Жыл бұрын
For the disembodied voice and the rithm that is Algo
@DeaconBlues117
@DeaconBlues117 Жыл бұрын
Okay, after listening to a large number of these stories, I have a request for their authors. Please, for the love of whatever you hold holy, PICK A TENSE!! Write in the past tense, as is quite commonly done, or in the present tense, which is a little harder to pull off but can work - but choose ONE, don't swap randomly between them!
@dudemcduderson6252
@dudemcduderson6252 Жыл бұрын
Chuck Norris doesn’t need Twitter, he’s already following you.
@MrSuperbeast92
@MrSuperbeast92 Жыл бұрын
*RIP AND TEAR!!!*
@dimensionalchaos8422
@dimensionalchaos8422 Жыл бұрын
*godzilla had a stroke trying to read this*
@nomohakon6257
@nomohakon6257 Жыл бұрын
Oh my, this one is really good!
@cbrthou8891
@cbrthou8891 Жыл бұрын
Wonderful!
@giljensen1132
@giljensen1132 4 ай бұрын
Great job loved the story
@oakenshadow6763
@oakenshadow6763 Жыл бұрын
Ah. The guy who ate a car. That will be something to explain. >XD 2:17 I was hoping for a happy ending.
@justsomeguywithahandlebarm2456
@justsomeguywithahandlebarm2456 Жыл бұрын
For the old mango
@theloniousmunk7113
@theloniousmunk7113 10 ай бұрын
Another bit of awesome.
@unclaimedusername6608
@unclaimedusername6608 Жыл бұрын
I'm imagining it turned the human into Doomguy.
@doctorbright1065
@doctorbright1065 Жыл бұрын
What else would "Clash with the Hellhound gimmick"?
@unclaimedusername6608
@unclaimedusername6608 Жыл бұрын
@@doctorbright1065 like...pretty much anything. Hell he could just be in tactical armor and clash with a demon dog.
@Ryu_D
@Ryu_D Жыл бұрын
Thank you for the video.
@lumberjackofalltrades
@lumberjackofalltrades Жыл бұрын
*BFG DIVISION INTENSIFIES*
@user-xt1fm9rh6r
@user-xt1fm9rh6r 5 ай бұрын
Good job on the story
@lumberluc
@lumberluc 8 ай бұрын
Boggarts... we have legends of those, and we know how to tame them and love them. 1st feed them honey. 2nd give pats 3rd love it to death. The opposite of fear, is love, something a being born of fear is starved of
@HammarPwnsYourFace
@HammarPwnsYourFace 8 ай бұрын
Got some serious doom vibes at the end of that story. Rip and tear, until it’s done…. The only thing they fear is you… cue the boss-music 😈
@AttemptMade
@AttemptMade Жыл бұрын
I get so entranced watching these that I totally forget to like and comment. You must be doing something right!
@seanrobert9661
@seanrobert9661 Жыл бұрын
[documented contact] well redacted me.
@Igthife
@Igthife Жыл бұрын
Good story .
@GonnaLearn241
@GonnaLearn241 2 ай бұрын
For what it's worth, I got falsely charged of BS (not a diddler, dont worry), causing me to lose my business, house, etc. This is like the only entertainment I have. I appreciate your time.
@erictoncray966
@erictoncray966 Жыл бұрын
I love this story
@benjamintherogue2421
@benjamintherogue2421 Жыл бұрын
Then BFG Division kicks in from the biospeakers in the shapeshifting hellhound.
@theonetodefyall238
@theonetodefyall238 Жыл бұрын
keeper going
@aaronsouthard8366
@aaronsouthard8366 Жыл бұрын
Venom puppy!
@PervyAutomaton
@PervyAutomaton 4 ай бұрын
Man that was good
@micahdeck9553
@micahdeck9553 Жыл бұрын
When it started saying “it” I thought I was having a stroke
@Bannedchan
@Bannedchan Жыл бұрын
Travel the stars with a puppy or Kitten on your lap, which merges into a lethal organic armor when needed 😶
@Horridius
@Horridius Жыл бұрын
the only thing they fear is us ( doom music intensifies)
@doctorbright1065
@doctorbright1065 Жыл бұрын
Xenos: "Why do I hear Death Metal?"
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