Ted is a Criminal - Chuckle Sandwich EP. 2

[@danielgrundy4422]

You know I once saw Ted on the street and asked for an autograph. He pulled out a gun and shot himself in the foot and gave the gun to me. When he called the police I was arrested for assault with a deadly weapon and sentenced to 3 years in prison, which was too bad cas I never did get that autograph

[@Demosthenses]

Gonna cry about it?

[@thatoneguy7024]

Is your pfp just mine but closer? More intimate? More... emotionally in touch?

[@danielgrundy4422]

@@thatoneguy7024 yes, I wanted the deep stare of the abyss behind his eyes to be much more closer, more piercing

[@thatoneguy7024]

@@danielgrundy4422 intriguing. I chose the wider because I want all the body. I want to scan each part of it's horribly misshapen statue physique,

[@oshi_isho]

I mean, is it making you hungry?

[@distinguished_popcat18]

Ted and Schlatt: *genuinely arguing* Charlie: *T O M A T O*

[@thatguy9715]

Genuinely*

[@jgaming-zy5bg]

@@thatguy9715 no...

[@expandedsteam6985]

Can you blame him? Tomatoes are tasty

[@roseyfrog872]

Really gives me sammy vibes

[@preeby]

@ZwanzwaN ok who cares, its the internet in 2021, go back to your cave you baby boomer

[@Slimecicle]

Listening to this podcast sure is making me hungry!

[@lykeprice9239]

I went to comment, same tho and then I realized it was slimecicle

[@rageagainstboredom]

tomato

[@frostfoxx8930]

no

[@KAISAR10N]

how was the tomato

[@jezjugle]

tomato

[@Baglets]

Poor Ted. He wasn't able to expose more of his horrifying crimes

[@anoahnatormymans8831]

@Colton Nash het t

[@alpd9738]

Ayy baglets

[@cosmicslacker]

Ayyyyy, Didn’t expect to see good ol’ bagle pants here

[@thecrustyone1503]

I love reading these comments out of context

[@ightBllGm]

aren't you the person who made those yub animations

[@antukus417]

Charlie eating a tomato like a apple is the most intimidating thing I've ever seen

[@justanothercommenter7306]

Bruh it’s a normal thing to do- what you intimidated for?

[@antukus417]

@@justanothercommenter7306 you eat tomatoes like apples?

[@ak_adler]

@@antukus417 how els would you eat it?

[@antukus417]

@@ak_adler not like that

[@cookintubers792]

i was wondering if i was going to find a comment talking about the tomato lol

[@ooferz3256]

Pantless man verbally brutalizes and attacks helpless milk man for his war crimes while by stander eats tomato and cheers on

[@mxxrco]

Accurate

[@chanciels]

i read it as "while bystander slanders a tomato"

[@ooferz3256]

@@chanciels I mean that works too ig,, Ted is the tomato

[@kianwalker8362]

edit, eats tomato like apple

[@Juicy-KingDerp.alt.]

@@kianwalker8362 please help me, i need to see at what point does Charlie eat the tomato? nobody in the comments is giving a timestamp

[@waterhouse9693]

1. Charlie eats a tomato 2. Schlatt isn’t wearing pants

[@hermitvet]

am I imagining things or his shorts are getting smaller every time he records himself standing up

[@unfriendlyleaf6423]

@@hermitvet yep

[@normalplays4937]

Hot

[@ciphyrsart]

I do both those things

[@Sax_Banana]

Plot twist: schlatt's elderly neighbor is the mother of the two women he killed in 1999, and he's repaying his debt to her by shoveling snow

[@Kevin31234]

HOLY SHIT LMAO

[@Bo-dw3eh]

the two women with the hammer

[@jairiske]

Oh yeah there's the lore

[@bakadesu9306]

You make it sound as if it was only two people.

[@majesticmagikarp2138]

@@bakadesu9306 oh god no...

[@wirelessly__]

Charlie texting Schlatt “It’s sammy time” is such a slimecicle thing to do

[@stephanie99871]

i appreciate him so much

[@Yougotcaged102]

Silly Charlie pretending to be popular Minecraft KZbinr Slimecicle

[@nosleep9816]

fr

[@_kartofeleek]

favourite puppy

[@ron133.]

its sammy time baby

[@willowbigmuscles]

charlie eating a tomato like an apple makes about as much sense as anything in this podcast

[@juliemaie_860]

wdym i do it all the time LOL

[@bradp366]

I don't see what's wrong with it. I do it all the time. They're pretty good!

[@cflick]

Its better like that

[@jaytrad]

Anyone who eats the red booger fruit in that fashion should be taken out back and shot

[@OrangeSpout]

Eating tomatoes like apples are just as acceptable as eating sliced apples

[@jameshilton5994]

Charlie: Toma to Schlatt: pantless hero Ted: the hollyboob scandal

[@sprts2044]

The person who did the hollyboob thing was actually joogsquad he has a KZbin channel if you want to see it

[@Logs1919]

Lmao imagine being a British “person” oy mate getcha crisps and crumpets

[@jameshilton5994]

@@Logs1919 jokes on you crumpets are shit

[@OjamaIndigo]

Charlie: accuses Ted of murder Ted: "No I did not do that" Charlie: accuses Schlatt of murder Schlatt: "You bet your sweet ass I did and I'll do it again"

[@ciphyrsart]

Nobody wants a repeat of 1999

[@charlieviper5638]

You bet your sweet bippy I did

[@mgladw1]

schlatt: not wearing trousers charlie: Eating a whole fucking tomato ted: getting attacked by the others for no apparent reason #saveted

[@Guy-py6go]

Yeah but schlatt has a gorilla lamp sooo...

[@Unknown-wk8vr]

Haven’t seen him in the jean short shorts?

[@rice_and_potatoes]

He’s not getting attacked they’re just exposing his crimes

[@SobriKEyt]

Where do you see (or hear the fact that they mention it) the fact that he’s not wearing pants? Or when Charlie is eating the tomato?

[@Unknown-wk8vr]

@@SobriKEyt wdym Charlie is eating the tomato like the whole time and you can see Schlatt moving around and stuff

[@nicksteele5613]

I feel bad for the spotify listeners who don't know Charlie is straight up eating a tomato

[@Unknowndino03]

I envy the Spotify listeners.

[@Rain-tc6gn]

it isnt that weird, i eat tomatoes like that too sometimes

[@SmithyLK]

@@Rain-tc6gn Same, but it is pretty damn weird

[@420basco]

@@Rain-tc6gn you might want to seek help

[@gojiking2790]

@@Unknowndino03 imagine having Spotify premium :O... that would be amazing

[@johnathanmoore4609]

Ted: lawful evil Schlatt: neutral evil Charlie: chaotic good

[@ethanherzig2769]

Ted deserves to be chaotic neutral

[@limp6129]

Schlatt is chaotic evil

[@heresywithana]

Charlie: *eats tomato like an apple*

[@allien.777]

@@johnathanmoore4609 Wh... what does this mean

[@hammysammy6543]

Lmao just realized you were probably joking. Sorry about that, have a nice day!

[@kayno_2560]

Schlatt: The retired hero Ted: The evil villain Charlie: Sammy dude

[@mirror1001]

This comment aged like wine

[@fukkthisnewupdate8882]

@@mirror1001 what happened

[@mirror1001]

@@fukkthisnewupdate8882 jschlatt is considering retirement.

[@Speelee]

Can’t believe Schlatt got kicked off of snow shoveling varsity

[@HumorsOfwhiskey]

Such a shame. So much raw talent wasted.

[@brocoliobama]

Can’t believe Schlatt got kicked off of snow shoveling varsity

[@duck-04-07]

Can't believe Schlatt got kicked off of snow shoveling varsity.

[@joelinen3148]

Ya his injury was pretty bad, he might not even be able to play next season

[@randmstrnger176]

Simp timestamp ?

[@mudfish6861]

On this episode, Schlatt will not stop slandering Ted, Charlie eats a tomato like an apple, Schlatt and Ted simp for Charlie, and Schlatt saves his neighbors from being sued.

[@dinkleburg8505]

And Schlatt wasn’t wearing pants

[@noxdova]

And Ted is possessed by a demon named Asmodeus

[@steveurkelfromgoosebumps1965]

t'oight o' ch'uh'le sandwich

[@zaregg.]

why did i read this in jeremy clarksons voice lmao

[@elliottchang669]

“im no pussy ted. im not gonna run away from the north like you did” 3 weeks later... *runs away from the north*

[@Bailey_West]

This video feels like Mom, Dad, and Mom’s boyfriend arguing

[@naturalselector8981]

I HATE HOW I KNOW EXACTLY WHOS WHO

[@kadencelynn8723]

teds mom schlatt is dad and charlie is mom’s boyfriend lmaoo?

[@uncleiroh7911]

@@kadencelynn8723 Schlatt is mom

[@Dumbierd]

I love the fact this implies that schlatt is mom

[@IdleHawk7]

I was thinking charlie mom, ted dad, schlatt moms boyfriend

[@daylitwaffle]

I gotta respect Charlie for eating a whole tomato on camera. Everyone’s gonna think he’s insane but I commend him.

[@bradp366]

I seriously don't understand the problem with it.

[@PekVEVO]

@@bradp366 no salt

[@liamturner6424]

@@PekVEVO but if a tomato is a fruit then why would you put salt on it? And why would it be weird to eat it like an apple

[@b3ns]

I can eat a peanut butter and cheese sandwich which one is worst?

[@octangulaa]

@@b3ns please never say that again

[@fishrocks5321]

Everyone’s talking about Charlie eating a tomato but is Schlatt wearing pants? Like when he was demonstrating shoveling snow...

[@damienleroux1856]

I was expecting so many more comments like this

[@dude4742]

I HAVE NEVER SEEN SCHLATTS LEGS

[@Emkito]

right thats what im wondering

[@ghostpoint]

@@dude4742 really? You haven't seen him in his denim short shorts?

[@alexisnicole1576]

8:56

[@IceThornBush]

I really enjoy Charlie's enthusiasm to launch himself to foam pits and inflatable race courses because i know the feeling and exactly what he's talking about its so funny to just be a human ragdoll

[@IceThornBush]

This part specifically 49:09

[@happyskippers1470]

it's literally so amazing, we're doing gymnastics in gym class so i just get to be doing it for an hour and living the dream

[@rexycreatesuwu7426]

I’m going into tumbling I think it’s the dream so yay

[@cattyrant9996]

You'll all be Darkness in a year

[@fukkthisnewupdate8882]

@@cattyrant9996 Huh?

[@jasperrulzok]

the funniest thing about this isn't even the fact that Charlies just eating a tomato, it's the fact that he does not look like he's enjoying it at all

[@boiledegggaming8424]

'mum said I need to eat healthy so I'm eating this disgusting thing'

[@4kduck947]

tomatoes but themselves are amazing

[@bigsoulja73]

@@4kduck947 Shut up

[@polack1686]

@@4kduck947 Nah they taste good together with other things but not by themselves

[@4kduck947]

@@bigsoulja73 no you

[@globson8011]

Alternate Title: Schlatt brutally attacks Ted, while Charlie watches, eating a raw tomato.

[@arthurhooz7450]

raw?

[@fxntxsyyy]

@@arthurhooz7450 i mean it aint cooked

[@arthurhooz7450]

@@fxntxsyyy man, you mean you eat COOKED tomatos

[@maxton5522]

@@arthurhooz7450 you don't?

[@sarck_tick]

@@maxton5522 I like my tomato rare 🥴

[@Michael-ci1gp]

When Charlie said, “picture me, but picture more” I got an ad for Papa John’s cheesy crust pizza and I could not be more happy

[@holdenmorrison750]

What a comment

[@idontcare_loser2307]

@@holdenmorrison750 indeed

[@joshuabrott2617]

I work at papa johns and I can say this... don’t eat at papa johns

[@zKammi]

@@joshuabrott2617 straight up crime

[@zaricbogdan1808]

The only thing charlie wants is to become a cheesy crust pizza

[@paavopursiainen3567]

Did you know that there's actually a podcast called the knuckle sandwich? It's a behind the scenes show where they film Ted physically and verbally abusing Charlie and Schlatt.

[@thesmallmeninstitute]

people can really change. schlatt used to do horrid things to 7 women back in 1999 with his steel toed timbs and now he’s shoveling his neighbors plots to prevent them from being sued

[@OhmandomStudios]

Talk about a hero’s arc

[@lauratully725]

we love a redemption arc

[@jamesturner6832]

What a great guy

[@charicole105]

What a big guy

[@lizlopez6622]

Talk about character development

[@gucchiwallece7826]

Man, this reminds me of the time that Ted showed up to my school field trip to the science museum and bashed both of my shins with a baseball bat.

[@coolbeanz1070]

That’s insane because that reminds me of the time that Ted showed up to my school field trip to an Art Museum and stole every painting and then framed me for his crime after holding me and my class hostage.

[@skylahvr]

Bruh this reminds me of the time when Ted came to one of my school concerts and shoved me off the stage during my solo and then he screamed in the mic and ran out of the building.

[@aiskeo1459]

That’s crazy because that reminds me of the time Ted came to my school during a wrestling match, sprints like a fucking cheetah to me. Back flipping me three times in a row, shoving my head to our concrete floor.

[@kadewilliams1445]

Odd see@@skylahvr I

[@natsueyama]

@@aiskeo1459 Dude that's so wierd because I came back from the school campus from running around outside because I was in the band, and as I got there, looking for my bag for some water, Ted fucking nivison dumps it all on the ground, throws my metal tumbler at my head, I woke up at the hospital next day, and I swear to God I saw Ted walk past my bed

[@anthonykalel5292]

Again, a podcast with a boomer, a zoomer, and a drunk uncle on Christmas Eve.

[@reganvaux2512]

except they're all simultaneously all three

[@fabulousdoggo3112]

I honestly don’t know who is each of these descriptions are and that really means something

[@musixman4680]

@@fabulousdoggo3112 charlie zoomer Ted boomer And jshlatt drunk i think

[@boah2389]

@@fabulousdoggo3112 all you need to know is that if the words drunk, uncle, Texan, or gay in one of the options, its schlatt

[@ZottyLuck]

#cringe

[@scremmy_draws]

The fact that Charlie did parkour is simultaneously the most and least surprising thing I’ve ever heard

[@univrsall3192]

Charlie and Schlatt: *making fun of Ted and making up fake scenarios* Ted: GuYs pLeASe Ted and Charlie: *making fun of Schlatt and making up fake scenarios* Schlatt: AND I'LL DO IT AGAIN

[@beebo1638]

what do you mean they didn’t comit homicide

[@LL-tr5et]

guys please

[@dylang1138]

at least they don't know about what he did to those women in the 90's

[@jacksontaber2303]

Schlatt: I like leg day Ted: Your terrifying, your a menace

[@knife-drawer]

He's not wrong considering what he did to those people in 1999

[@That_one_crying_gay_kid]

this comment has 699 likes, NO ONE RUIN IT

[@ciphyrsart]

@@knife-drawer I can confirm. I was one of those few people who survived the horrid events of 1999

[@Greeblyweebly]

Ted fears Schlatt doing leg day because he wouldn’t be able to bash his kneecaps in as easily

[@epicgamner1139]

i wouldn't expect any less from 2-face teddy

[@D4shH4ppy]

So to summarize: -it was a fucking moshpit -charlie is a spartan baby -the foam abyss

[@4kduck947]

you are doing a very important service to the community

[@why3994]

charlie is the son of master chief himself? damn bro

[@moshpitfuneral]

I was summoned

[@krimn3ll]

Schlatt: “I'm not gonna run away from the north like you did” Also Schlatt: *moves to Texas*

[@bonepaste_3336]

Every episode charlies gonna have another piece of a sandwich that he’s gonna eat

[@hellohell7773]

I would be disappointed if he didn’t

[@redobyte3495]

Can’t wait for him to eat a head of lettuce like an apple

[@lunarmoon7636]

OHHHH i think ur right

[@noone8333]

Cannot wait for the onion episode or the mustard episode

[@mono.isgtds]

Mayonnaise episodes gonna be fun.

[@woost1656]

Schlatt wearing no pants was so respectable, in fact I am wearing no pants watching this. Godspeed you magnificent bastard.

[@Ian-mx4vp]

always good to see some tf2 around

[@daisyjoy242]

@Tubbo Time can I be your friend

[@woost1656]

@Artsy Media who knows maybe I am idk

[@yizzy1218]

schlatt sitting on his chair like he's about to birth a child is my new favorite thing

[@yadsewnde]

Very powerful move from the big guy

[@BigBadBerto137]

Chill, he’s doing it cuz his bones hurt

[@lauramarte536]

This podcast is better than my virtual university.

[@PippyPopsSelfHarmMonica]

you dont say

[@jackisback4873]

Me when I have profound amounts of homework to do

[@MisterBirdwing]

Love how schlatt won’t even specify if something is his “yard” or “house” or “apartment” or literally any possible detail that could even slightly narrow down his location, he knows the crazy side of his fans/haters. Also, schero :)

[@scrat0294]

Well, we know that he doesn't have a gazebo, so that narrows it down...

[@MisterBirdwing]

@@scrat0294 ay, no narrowing fool, 🧎🏌️

[@regularbloke2117]

@@scrat0294 he lives in New York, do you know little that narrows it down

[@kenxie__yt76]

Regular Bloke he has a window

[@Ruggedjellyfishing]

Unfortunately stans always find a way

[@lucynick759]

Schlatt needs to wear his glasses next time to create a trio of glass men

[@holl1.i3]

vouch

[@Opalisk_]

Or they place Schlatt in the middle so it goes glasses no glasses glasses

[@jadexpy]

schlatt has glasses??

[@cobbfunnybrain6632]

@@Opalisk_ glasses sandwich

[@higihagaa]

@@jadexpy he wore them like once in a video

[@otterb0t994]

I like how the thing that offended Ted the most was Schlatt saying he didn’t drink a lot of milk

[@skekleton]

i completely agree with charlie slimecicle that throwing myself around like a physics ragdoll is some of the most fun i have

[@xandertreelimb]

Yo wait a ding dang wiglydarn second

[@chanjay11]

That's so cool

[@delborne3384]

Ted: says something Charlie: YO THIS REMINDS ME OF THIS ONE TIME

[@regularbloke2117]

Schlatt : IT WAS TED WASNT IT ?!!!

[@clarclaire]

i’m sorry to all the audio listeners who won’t know that schlatt isn’t wearing pants

[@darkwolf8841]

Or that charlie is eating a tomato like it's an apple...

[@PoloniumPrism]

@@darkwolf8841 tomato apple

[@sirspookybones1118]

@@PoloniumPrism t'mapple

[@joemcneill1180]

@@sirspookybones1118 appato

[@beckfstt]

@@joemcneill1180 tomapllatoe

[@mikewazowski8075]

On this episode, Schlatt commits slander. Some might call it Schlander.

[@captain_minky4352]

i just love how charlie keeps looking at that tomato like "That doesn't taste like the apples I'm used to.."

[@Doonutful]

Everyone is commenting how Charlie is eating a tomato, but can we just appreciate how jacked and swole he is

[@CastafioreOnYoutube]

I wasn't really paying attention to the podcast since I was doing work and I look over and see the pic and I got so bewildered

[@massdysfunkton]

Dude ive been looking for a comment to tell me if that was real or not, is that ACTUALLY charlie or is that just some random gymbo with the same hair style & glasses??

[@emilyycruuz]

@@massdysfunkton I CANT TELL LMFAO

[@bigaugstatus36]

@@massdysfunkton it’s not real

[@Nobody-uk3lz]

@@massdysfunkton I don’t believe that picture is Charlie, but Charlie is very scarily muscular

[@papaswanson]

Ted actually STEALS people's milk. I've witnessed him stealing mine at 3am

[@moshpitfuneral]

He stole mine at 4 AM

[@quacked_egg]

Your not gonna believe this but....he stole mine at 5 am

[@papaswanson]

Guys, I think this is a real problem no one could speak out against until now. We gotta thank Schlatt and Charlie for giving us the chance

[@moshpitfuneral]

@@papaswanson Schlatt IS a hero...

[@beans8165]

was this during december 25th? did he take your milk and maybe some cookies?

[@hotcofi2969]

Ted isn't that bad of a guy, he really cares about his friends and fans. Stop the lies, Schlatt. *Camera slowly pans behind me showing Ted, with his iconic Glock, about to pull the trigger* Post it, and we'll see what happens next. We will see what your fate holds.

[@Pugcam]

The fact the schlatt shoveled his old neighbour's property is proof of the weekly slap

[@EternalPhoenix]

Seriously though, Schlatt is such a hero. Here’s to the protection of the Gazebo Neighborhood! ⭐️ ⭐️ ⭐️ ⭐️ ⭐️

[@asasquatchnamedmiguel8308]

Charlie is eating a tomato like an apple, schlatt looks like he isn't wearing any pants. This is utter chaos and I love it

[@skipbit1004]

Its funny bc the other day me and one of my friends were talking about how we could eat tomatoes like apples and everyone looked at us so disgusted and confused lmao

[@asasquatchnamedmiguel8308]

@@skipbit1004 lmao that's awesome

[@bluebat5533]

Charlie: “You’re probably killing someone” Ted: “You know what, I wish I was”

[@joenoodle6914]

I saw Ted at a grocery store in Los Angeles yesterday. I told him how cool it was to meet him in person, but I didn’t want to be a douche and bother him and ask him for photos or anything. He said, “Oh, like you’re doing now?” I was taken aback, and all I could say was “Huh?” but he kept cutting me off and going “huh? huh? huh?” and closing his hand shut in front of my face. I walked away and continued with my shopping, and I heard him chuckle as I walked off. When I came to pay for my stuff up front I saw him trying to walk out the doors with like fifteen Milky Ways in his hands without paying. The girl at the counter was very nice about it and professional, and was like “Sir, you need to pay for those first.” At first he kept pretending to be tired and not hear her, but eventually turned back around and brought them to the counter. When she took one of the bars and started scanning it multiple times, he stopped her and told her to scan them each individually “to prevent any electrical infetterence,” and then turned around and winked at me. I don’t even think that’s a word. After she scanned each bar and put them in a bag and started to say the price, he kept interrupting her by yawning really loudly.

[@fukkthisnewupdate8882]

The worst fucking part about this is that some people would do this bullshit

[@joenoodle6914]

@@fukkthisnewupdate8882 ikr? streamers are the worst

[@Hmm.Perchance]

Wait seriously?

[@joenoodle6914]

@@Hmm.Perchance mhm

[@mr.bigstuff4755]

Sounds like Ted

[@eroised]

Can we talk abt the description? “Ted is a criminal. Schlatt is a hero? Charlie is eating a tomato.” LMFAO WHAT

[@tashina9287]

I LOST IT SO MANY TIMES BC CHARLIE IS LITERALLY JUST EATING A TOMATO SO FUCKING CASUALLY

[@nellbug]

I mean, it’s accurate

[@bethanyschmidt9591]

I used to bring whole tomatoes to school and eat them like apples at lunch. No wonder I have no friends

[@bobjoe1832]

Ted is a criminal. Schaltt is a hero? Charlie is eating a tomato.

[@tashina9287]

@@bobjoe1832 I read that as “Charlie is a tomato”

[@auxiliaryc-nt]

ted having a cool/blue lighting, charlie having red lighting, and schlatt having warm/yellow lighting is just so pleasing

[@asheronthehoise4813]

it's like in tv shows how the characters have distinct opposite color palettes to show their traits and it's just so 🎉

[@jacquiegallagher9725]

charlie eating a tomato like an apple was truly one of the most unsettling but comforting things i’ve ever seen

[@seanharrison6162]

I do it sometimes it's not that bad

[@MrShark-gi7ii]

Eating tomatoes is hecking delicious

[@aqua_fain4387]

Nono it's great I do it all the time

[@bigguy594]

This really speaks on the socioeconomic climate of America

[@jekyll138.5]

Monez

[@coomicorn4125]

hamburgers and cheeseburgers go well with fries

[@funneguitaristjacob]

Hey big guy. We have the same profile pic so we are now brothers. You can't go back.

[@sketchsoup6441]

Watching Charlie just ramble on about parkour is so wholesome. I absolutely love just listening to people go on and on about something they love

[@emmuffindoodles]

Alternate title: "The children revolt against Mother Ted"

[@zachk.2361]

“you’re fantastic charlie” could not of said it better myself ted

[@LL-tr5et]

have*

[@DrUnfunny]

@@LL-tr5et Who cares?

[@LL-tr5et]

@@DrUnfunny obviously i do innit

[@DrUnfunny]

@@LL-tr5et So you're a grammar nazi?

[@LL-tr5et]

@@DrUnfunny your username makes this one amusing

[@pinkcharpie]

“other than hollyboob and isis” what a sentence

[@nickelblock784]

schlatt at 37:01 "im not gonna run away from the north!" also schlatt: "IM MOVING TO AUSTIN BABY"

[@jetroad8932]

Charlie: Chaotic Good Ted: Chaotic Neutral Schlatt: *gorilla lamp*

[@mono.isgtds]

Character a-light-ment.

[@crustpunkjesuschrist]

Schlatt is Chaotic Evil after what happened in 1999

[@silvvverlight]

Chaotic Chaos

[@elisedobs]

“Tenjamin Nivison” SENT ME TO THE FLOOR OMFG!

[@ethereal.alienation]

LITERALLY IT WAS SO CASUAL TOO

[@thegreatalfini]

I feel like 60% of the content in this “podcast” is just in the pure insane visuals like Charlie just eating a tomato

[@alexsullivan4031]

LMFAO IT LOOKS LIKE A PEPPER

[@sacofrice7581]

thats why watching the podcast is superior to simply listening, you get the full experience

[@applepiesundaes8391]

schlatt calling ted “tenjamen nivison” has triggered emotions i never knew i had until this moment

[@Abby-if1yi]

ep. 2 aka schlatt and Ted trying to cancel each other while Charlie swaps sides every two minutes using his piece of un-cooked spaghetti of a backbone

[@subxero_x]

While eating un-sauced spaghetti sauce.

[@ciphyrsart]

While eating a tomato like an apple

[@voomity]

The comments really said DO YOU WANT “truely disgusting” OR “t o m a t o”

[@r0kavii]

truly tomato

[@caleb_does_gaming9642]

truly disgutsing how some tomato

[@bigdaddyswagmoney]

Also schlatt has no pants

[@YoutubePizzer]

nah surely “Thank you for your service, schlatt”

[@brooksward6406]

He’s roided, he’s noided, and he’s not gonna take it anymore.

[@jamzee_]

He’s gonna show the HOA that bureaucracy and a Glock 17 dont go together that well when it comes to managing snow.

[@kaseys2568]

Schlatt drinking pre workout trying to be scary. Then there is Charlie eating a tomato like an apple ...

[@jimsalvo6251]

The Hollywood sign was a “prank” for a KZbin channel. Now that’s a money move

[@RyanJamesLockstin]

Gg to Joog

[@jekyll138.5]

Jar Jar is cool

[@margaretlange29]

ATTA BOY JACK

[@bookish_matty2443]

Is no one going to talk about how Charlie is just eating a whole tomato-

[@soupcorvus7451]

well let’s talk about that now good for him

[@kaitlynel7571]

i was looking for this comment in the sea of the “truly disgusting-“ comments

[@sxyn1495]

What’s wrong with that

[@kurclara5091]

EXACTLY

[@soupcorvus7451]

@@sxyn1495 nothing at all

[@terra-fying]

Charlie’s mother: ok I’m giving birth now Charlie’s father: wait this is a good bit just hold him in a bit longer

[@crazyasshandle]

Ah yes , so this is where Charlie nonchalantly eats a tomato like an apple. Respectable

[@josephkony3993]

yeah Charlie is eating a tomato and all, but Schlatt still has his Christmas decorations up and no pants on. Godspeed Schlatt

[@axelotlee_]

Am I the only one who really likes looking at schlatts mic? His resolution is so high it looks crispy

[@zachofalltrades9829]

Slimecicle is not in fact eating an apple, he’s eating a tomato. Edit: Shlatt is also pantsless

[@BaboBearFilms4]

My two thoughts exactly

[@zachofalltrades9829]

@@skuqre nope, just observation

[@r0kavii]

you're saying schlatt was *never* pantless before this?

[@sleepingdragons57]

35:15 why is no one talking about this, this is my favorite joke I've ever heard Charlie say I'm fucking dying

[@fukkthisnewupdate8882]

Why does this mac and cheese make me ✨ U N C O M F Y ✨

[@marinarabandit]

Look at the obvious biased framing: Schlatt is a hero yet they only talk about Ted’s crimes in the title. Smh.

[@ab_stuffnart]

The entire podcast Ted: offended Charlie: defensively, depressingly, yet happily eating a tomato Schlatt: gibbon in the head You: just trying to find a unique comment

[@crestpro-healthscopetoothp]

all my homies eat whole tomatoes

[@RoyalInstruments]

MCU fun fact: Ironman sacrificing himself was actually based on a real life event when Kevin Feige saw Jschlatt shoveling his neighbors’ snow

[@laurennelee4545]

Ted is like the oldest brother Schlatt is the middle and Charlie is the youngest who jumps on the bandwagon to gain favor of the middle

[@TLord]

Would've rated 5 stars but Schlatt refused to help me shovel my driveway and spat on me

[@dawsonreuvers2044]

POV: You're noticing the charlie eating a tomato comments are almost as common as the "Truly disgusting some "people" comments

[@SGNorcross]

Truly disgusting the some "people" would do such a thing.

[@bungersinyourarea]

Truly disgusting, that some " people" would do this horrible thing.

[@isabelhennessey4326]

Truly disgusting that some “people” would do this horrible thing

[@ratherrecover]

POV you noticed that the POV comments are more common than the “tomato” and “truly disgusting” comments

[@xan9224]

At 17:30 I love how ted says, "you're terrifying, you're a menace."

[@jackieboyok]

I have never seen more confusion on a man’s face than when Schlatt claimed the Ted didn’t drink enough milk

[@rosie7765]

Time stamp?

[@ohspanky3974]

@@rosie7765 38:16

[@m_ruddi1277]

You know, this really made me realise how bad of a guy Ted is. Truly disgusting behaviour.

[@mikky603]

truly disgusting that some “people” would do this /j

[@the_senate6689]

are we doing the "Truly disgusting that some 'people' would do this" thing but we copy your message?

[@disfuncionexe]

truly disgusting that some “people” would do this

[@eaglelord145]

Once the pandemic is over, Charlie needs to get an inflatable obstacle course and record himself speedrunning it.

[@ShoobieBoobie]

“The plague stopped here, and it never ended.” -Charlie Slimecicle

[@lakinmarie]

no comments have loaded yet but i KNOW it’s just going to be “Truly disgusting, that some “people” would do this horrible thing.”

[@mick3y2302]

truly disgusting, that some "people" would do this horrible thing.

[@evie8584]

Truly disgusting, that some people would do this horrible thing.

[@yata3826]

How did you know

[@soupeverywhere9565]

@@mick3y2302 Its not funny.

[@obamium3020]

@@soupeverywhere9565 Truly disgusting, that some "people" would do this horrible thing.

[@milkymoo1525]

charlie in this whole episode is just like “I see this as an absolute win”

[@Dumpliing]

Just noticed Charlie is eating a tomato like an apple Edit: I'm just waiting for a tomato war to start lmao

[@cflick]

Thats how they're supposed to be eaten, you cannot convince me otherwise

[@LexiGutz]

When I saw that my first reaction was “the fuck?”

[@popoffpeppar]

He’s eating it the way God intended it

[@underscorekay]

I was going to say something but it felt controversial and I was not prepared to possibly have a fucking tomato debate

[@chloe9184]

lmfao same for a few minutes i was just sorta wondering why his apple wasnt making any crunching noises and then was just like OH GOD-

[@butterknife5854]

"oh no we e got the sammy dont we" -Schlatt, 2021

[@ethanswanson6390]

Charlie: “You’re probably killing someone right now” Ted: “I kind of wish I was” *realizes Ted is alone in the room*👁👄👁

[@rounokjahan4481]

24:55

[@HydrocityZoneAct2]

Jschlatt is the gayest form of pure testosterone ive ever seen

[@izzymcd7069]

Truly disgusting that "Charlie" would eat a tomato like an apple.

[@sirspooz728]

What you mean, thats the right way to eat it

[@BloodDoom]

Your "Charlie" in quotations legitimately made me die LMAO

[@thememeguy2135]

You wouldn't eat a tomato by swallowing whole you know

[@peruviansatan1969]

I also think hes a body snatcher

[@gracewelles3799]

Ted being so confused at whatever schlatt says has me dying omg

[@akish302]

“It’s the number one podcast in your neighborhood.” How do you know where I live?

[@Leo-wu5tm]

“It’s the number one podcast in your neighborhood.” How do you know where I live?

[@loumey74]

“It’s the number one podcast in your neighborhood.” How do you know where I live?

[@barackobama6858]

@@Leo-wu5tm I see that this channel commenters think repeating the same thing is apparently funny

[@Anti-i25]

Don't look out your window at night. Especially if you see a dark figure outside. Do not acknowledge any shadowy figures outside your window.

[@soupeverywhere9565]

@@barackobama6858 Yeah it's getting real annoying.