Charlie Slimecicle Becomes Lizard - Chuckle Sandwich EP. 3

[@mikeeyve3450]

This is the perfect podcast to eat a bowl of spaghetti to

[@hexogan5467]

Or a salad.

[@rui-qx8yt]

Couldn’t agree more

[@ATBZ]

eating a sandwich DRENCHED in spaghetti sauce

[@sonoflethal]

I eat my spaghetti from a glass

[@haleys4844]

yall should try spaghetti grilled cheese: make your spaghetti put your sauce on, right? get your bread out and your cheese(preferably mozzarella) and squish it all together and put it in your pan and grill it delicious

[@demon_cicada9965]

Things that Slimecicle has eaten on Chuckle Sandwich: 1. Tomato, eaten like an apple 2. Broccoli, eaten like a drumstick

[@legendarylg9437]

I think a drumstick feels more appropriate for the broccoli

[@brant7538]

If he doesn’t have a carrot next episode I’ll be furious

[@jam3smcloud]

I have suspicion that this might become a reoccurring gag and I’m not against it.

[@RileyB_226]

@@legendarylg9437 yeah

[@Quackenson]

Next week he’ll have a raw egg

[@Bman1454]

Schlatt: talking about rich dad poor dad book Charlie: eats broccoli

[@lucagaibazzi2157]

This whole podcast summarized in two lines

[@easypete3630]

damn I read that book too

[@synth2257]

Bro this mans gonna eat a durian by episode 17

[@birds4breakfast870]

b r o c c o l i

[@jovunmahal6798]

I hope for every podcast hes eating a different vegetable I hope next week is a grapefruit

[@basiliapearson7795]

Charlie’s favorite snacks: Old granola bar Tomato Broccoli Arms

[@Shinytheduck]

you forgot dreamcatchers

[@samsemy6825]

you forgot giga pudding

[@masonroper4817]

Charlie's B.O.A.T. Diet

[@SilverAndSapphire]

K A L E

[@cherricore9024]

also worms or crickets or whatever small lizards eat

[@cooperdavis8296]

So Charlie says he has the urge to lay eggs (as a lizard) meaning that instead of picking between woman and lizard, he has actually chosen both.

[@nikkimons705]

Wise

[@izzz4]

this is implying women lay eggs

[@laylal3563]

@@izzz4 ya women lizards do lay eggs

[@HavingCrumpets]

@@izzz4 they dont?

[@ahhfrick5870]

@@izzz4 we do they are just very small

[@thaiboi]

I love how the podcast’s video focuses on the speaker UNLESS Charlie is eating his broccoli. Thank you Mr. Editor

[@DrewisConfused]

Why doesn’t this have a single reply

[@bay9417]

Why doesn’t this have a single reply

[@trystencortez6878]

Why doesn’t this have a single reply

[@epenter8202]

Why doesn’t this have a single reply

[@cassiesayshi8174]

Why doesn’t this have a single reply

[@sizzlinplate9501]

Charlie isn't a vegetarian, he's just deadass herbivorous eating straight tomatoes and broccoli wtf

[@extremistgarchomp4950]

Did you somehow miss the long meatball debacle?

[@spankkakingu2755]

@@extremistgarchomp4950 Jes eaten chicken Meat thing on stream

[@manidhingra5192]

@@extremistgarchomp4950 he spent all the monopoly money on corn

[@Goobert985]

Charlies goals are beyond us. He shall soon have devoured every fruit and vegetable there is.

[@aberooni279]

I can only fear what happens when he runs out of fruits and vegetables...

[@bigsquonks]

He is a god amongst us mortals. Even vegans fear his power

[@blakeerenhouse943]

@@crab5482 then himself

[@goldenhazelnuts2276]

Soon....

[@Sleepy-yp4wx]

crabpanic The podcast ends when Schlatt and Ted have been devoured by Charlie

[@ordinaryjoe6939]

Schlatt talking about how nice it would be to become a lizard was strangely wholesome

[@jamesspargo9399]

This show is just Ted being a reasonable person while Schlatt and Charlie snort lines of coke and run around screaming the entire time

[@ItchRevenge92]

Personally I'd say charlie IS the cocain...and schlatt is snorting him

[@jonnytux4227]

@@ItchRevenge92 wise words

[@jackdiblasi5289]

Did you just side with a guy who wants to bring back hitler!?!??!?!?!?

[@captainclipy6236]

I really don’t like this comment

[@animochibunny8980]

@@ItchRevenge92 No no Schlatt is the coke, Schlatt is the one who is always starting the Ted slander and Charlie is going with what Schlatt is doing

[@strawberryfrog2721]

schlatt: i would hope most of the women who saw it would vote "woman" me, a woman: *sweats nervously in lizard*

[@chaserpg1238]

me, a lizard*

[@dollynhoflamejante3319]

I'd rather live 15 mins as a lizard without having to work or go to college than die as a 90 yo woman who had to pay taxes for their entire life.

[@dingdong5969]

@@dollynhoflamejante3319 id rather just live for 15 minutes or less is preferred

[@dollynhoflamejante3319]

@@dingdong5969 damn man, hope everything is fine

[@MyMxlodiii]

@@dingdong5969 Same here

[@flashnrt]

I feel bad for all the audio listeners that can’t see Charlie eat vegetables in the strangest ways.

[@fenceil]

i was listening with audio only and thought he was eating chips

[@temutemacular]

@@fenceil very wrong lmao

[@kingspoon_6137]

all they hear is a solid cronch

[@Nyxian627]

Get Charlie a durian fruit I’d love to see him figure out how to consume that.

[@sevensesnvelasdljkaalkjkskksk]

I love the implication that he is given these foods and is forced to eat them

[@natsueyama]

_"Eat this."_

[@VIDEOGAMEVIDEOGAMEVIDEOGAME]

Eat a durian like an apple

[@natsueyama]

@@VIDEOGAMEVIDEOGAMEVIDEOGAME oh god no the pain i felt reading this

[@VIDEOGAMEVIDEOGAMEVIDEOGAME]

@@natsueyama I purposefully said it like that instead of just "eat it like an apple" so people reading it in their notifications would get it out of context and feel even more pain

[@hazel9490]

I feel like Charlie is just using this podcast to prove to the world he’s healthy.

[@theslab.6710]

It is the #1 medical advice podcast...

[@asherdunlap7123]

And he's failing

[@boop5636]

He ate a tomato like an apple last podcast. He may be physically healthy, but...

[@mellobii]

@@asherdunlap7123 Succeeding*

[@aleesabarker8352]

@@boop5636 well yeah, how else would you eat a tomato

[@leighthomas726]

chuckle sandwich is basically schlatt and ted argue while charlie eats and actually answers the questions or talks about the topics

[@kaysekutz3578]

Agreed

[@Styxin]

Or Charlie changes the subject before Twitter cancels them.

[@that_rojas_doe]

😐 PERHAPS

[@ave7949]

perhaps

[@magtac1]

4 minutes in and Charlie takes a gigantic bite out of a broccoli. And the worst part? They don’t even put broccoli in sandwiches.

[@hunterhudgens4185]

I really thought he was going to eat sandwhich ingredients every episode. Just a fucking head of lettuce. Squirting a bottle of mustard into his mouth. A loaf of bread eaten from the middle outwards. A block of cheddar.

[@axelotlee_]

@@hunterhudgens4185 maybe he just eats sandwiches with broccoli.. come on.. it's Charlie.. don't tell me you don't expect this

[@gusevgp1417]

The worst part is that broccoli raw is so fucking spicy!

[@mickhowie3012]

@@gusevgp1417 excuse me?

[@salteapixels2831]

I do...

[@victor18463]

“Would you rather take no fall damage or not need to breathe?” The obvious answer I came up with, and am quite surprised none of them picked up on, is to not need to breathe. The reason this is isn’t so I can infinitely swim or something like that, but to practically be immortal. Without needing to breathe, cells in my body wouldn’t age, and I would never die (unless I was physically killed of course). But then I guess that brings the question, would living that long even be enjoyable? Would there be a purpose/reason for living? Living that long while nobody else is would mean I would see many come and go, possibly losing the ability to hold meaningful connections. Aaaaaaand I’ve overthought this too much fuck it, no fall damage, launch me out of a canon.

[@melaniie_garciia8723]

I love this answer

[@zeronxepher4167]

What if heart a tax or canser?

[@irakanaya]

or just not need to breathe and live in the space, no fall damage too, a win-win I say.

[@mudkinqq6731]

@@zeronxepher4167 r/boneappletea

[@NoThisIsAxolotrick]

I just picked it because I thought it would be a cool party-trick

[@D4shH4ppy]

So to summarize: -Schlatt's a controversial money goblin -Charlie isn't not not a lizard-cat boy? -Ted's a terrorist Hitler simp B.) Lizard -would you raaattthhheeerrr

[@heyitskaiden4178]

TED’S BIT PLEASE

[@ryanmurray7443]

And don't forget! "Would you rather have unlimited bacon, but no games. Games, unlimited games, but no games."

[@LeMargot]

Don’t forget Charlie’s unending hunger for dream catchers

[@BjornDennis]

Breaking: KZbin influencers Jschlatt, Ted Nivison, and Slimecicle have gone missing. The only evidence regarding their current status was 3 lizards and an unfinished podcast recording.

[@nouveau_nouveau]

Among one of the lizards enclosures, there also lays a half eaten arm, a pile of dreamcatchers, and a partly eaten head of broccoli.

[@aheagoaddelynne4055]

I subscribed simply because your name is McCluckin

[@sevensesnvelasdljkaalkjkskksk]

on one hand, Charlie is watching his parents fight. On the other, Ted is the father watching his kids fight him.

[@ajmarie147]

On the third hand that I have, Charlie is watching his friend and their parent fight

[@eclecticsunflowers]

i love the cannon being established of ted being a war criminal, charlie living under a bridge and being a cat-boy and having opened granola bars in his pockets, and schlatt being capitalism personified

[@Shlepp_xal]

THE PLOT THICKENS

[@DobroPitanje]

And Charlie being attracted to dream catchers

[@garfieldbrooks]

pretty sure charlie is more of a lizardboy than a catboy

[@vibevizier6512]

@buck trungle i almost called you a nerd before reading the second half and fuckint CACKLING

[@TheJakeaboo]

When I saw Charlie eating the tomato I said “I’ll let that slide” but a whole goddamn head of broccoli crosses the line

[@kynuhget2570]

lol

[@ihatesnakeu7190]

That profile picture ♡

[@mudkinqq6731]

Haha 420 likes

[@Frog1425]

Ive ate a tomato like that before idk why tho

[@MyMxlodiii]

I do the same thing. I have ppl say they're terrified of me

[@tricks_en]

Charlie somehow manages to constantly speak like what he's saying is scripted while saying things that could in no way be scripted

[@seveneightninee_9137]

this is the most accurate thing i have ever read

[@_emmbur_1453]

Accurate

[@sunsetskye483]

This is the most accurate description of Charlie

[@klov5627]

47:40 the start of a whole arc

[@xeltrex4812]

thank you

[@liammilsom2719]

Good man

[@aduckie1616]

The arc is still going

[@mansgotplans]

YES

[@featherycoffee1401]

Never thought out of Schlatt who has a gun, Ted "the milkman" nivision, and Charlie the kazoo and pun guy, I'd be most scared to take on Charlie in a fight.

[@asspancake]

He'd chuck himself at you and take your arms

[@cheesehouse2522]

sure ted and schlatt would probably be intimidating in a fight and all but charlie.. charlie would psychologically torture you with puns and eat tomatoes like apples and eventually summon a hoard of rats to consume you

[@cuakelpatodective2617]

Well i doesnt look like but You don't see the last podcast how rip Charlie is

[@tigercors3308]

dude schlatt may be big, but charlie is actually ripped as fuck

[@sunsetskye483]

Charlie’s actually fit though, he’d be terrifying to fight

[@shreked9614]

Imagine jumping out of a plane without a parachute and saying “don’t worry I don’t take fall damage”

[@hellohell7773]

That would be so badass

[@juliaalvarez537]

hello hell Yeah but it won’t last for long...

[@marink7332]

i would just do badass falls off of buildings all the time like i was in a fucking spiderman movie

[@pinkroselite4173]

Feather falling IV

[@cjin3680]

Just use a water bucket duh

[@biggieandthebertha8269]

Schlatt: “I know a guy who had a dream.” Schlatt 5 seconds later “Wow way to bring that up”

[@isaochy4197]

They brought up the death

[@vm6615]

@@isaochy4197 he brought up the death

[@bumgy1686]

tHEY bRoUGhT uP tHe DEaTh

[@galaxybrain5227]

this is just part 2 of “would you rather have three kids and no money or no kids and three money”

[@legosans926]

How much is "three money"

[@alexanderjohnston3144]

@@legosans926 three money

[@user-ge3ln7fn8b]

@@legosans926 three

[@abigailhomer4052]

How old are the kids? If they're older they can get their own money and pay for stuff for you. And what non-money stuff would you have?

[@alara2561]

it’s not even a piece of broccoli, it’s a head of broccoli. quite frightening really

[@maxtotesrules]

I feel like ted is a single mom trying to get control of schlatt, the troublemaking older brother, and charlie, the good little brother that like to follow schlatt

[@clarissahirsch9690]

Ah yes, Ted the strong willed, single mother

[@meatsyrup.]

Charlie, that one word kid that snorts kids and likes trains-

[@roboticsynergy7189]

"What object would you pick up?" Schlatt: "women..." Time to get cancelled on twitter again

[@justsomeguywithaforeheadmu6209]

What hurts you only makes you stronger

[@sun-cx6xp]

"i'd rather have neither" "that's fucking amazing schlatt, it's almost like they're ignoring the entire premise of the fucking game." 39:00

[@lamosos]

*exercise

[@hexogan5467]

Ted and Schlatt: talking about socio-economic classes Charlie: b r o c o l l i

[@Swft99]

Charlie next week: eats an entire ream of Hammermill Printer Paper, Great White 30% Recycled Paper, 8.5 x 11 - 10 Ream (5,000 Sheets) - 92 Bright, Made in the USA like an apple

[@8ball132]

Might just put this on reddit

[@thedieingchild]

Can't wait to see this happen😄

[@barnabyfilm]

Would rather be a lizard then one of the women Schlatt ‘intervened ’ with in the 90s.

[@iamhotpocket6630]

Podcast One: Monkey lamp, Charlies animal bad lucky, Gibbon Podcast Two: Ted slander Podcast Three: Would you Rather with Lizards and women

[@natawoot1238]

As a woman, I would personally choose to be a lizard: No thoughts just vibes.

[@mckinleyRx]

I would love to be a lizard, very cool

[@scirvy]

Tasty bugs

[@Biggysause]

raddest lady lizards around

[@zeidler9472]

i would rather be sentient to be honest. im actually very greatfull that im human.

[@natawoot1238]

@@zeidler9472 yeah but chilling under a heat lamp sounds nicer than working

[@alyssaritter2858]

if charlie isn’t eating a whole watermelon next ep i’m gonna be upset

[@vega1617]

sticking on theme of eating the produce incorrectly i think he will unhinge his jaw in order to consume it

[@kaysekutz3578]

@@vega1617 agreed

[@Brandinisnores]

Hes gotta eat it with the rind and all

[@kaysekutz3578]

@@Brandinisnores the best part

[@maxwellbarker9761]

He has it in halves and scoops the melon out with a wooden spoon.

[@meatclownn]

whenever Charlie takes a bite out of the broccoli, he looks so disgusted every time lmao

[@userr_paradoxx]

I mean, have *you* ever eaten an entire head of broccoli? Because for some reason Mr Charlie Slimecicle did- RAW HEAD OF BROCCOLI

[@ZaWRLD]

@@userr_paradoxx Which is way better for you actually

[@zaneoutlaw2207]

Wait am I the only one who actually likes raw broccoli

[@meatclownn]

@@zaneoutlaw2207 yeah u are 🥺

[@zaneoutlaw2207]

@@meatclownn welp more for me and charlie I guess

[@vinniko.amberrr]

"Dream-catcher lizard bitch boy" is now my official favourite description of Charlie Slimecicle

[@kingster14444]

Ted: The psychopath that tries to act sane Charlie: easily swayed and distracted lizard man Schlatt: Gen X Conservative Uncle

[@thesophisticatedlobster6954]

Made even funnier by the fact that Schlatt is the youngest of the three

[@legosans926]

@@thesophisticatedlobster6954 lmaoo

[@_teddiebear_109]

Btw didnt mean to dislike was trying to press read more and I failed😭😂

[@heliosfag]

@@thesophisticatedlobster6954 shlatt is 14 I don’t know why he’s in a podcast with men in they’re 20s

[@ciphyrsart]

@@heliosfag he's what-

[@jacobwoodreal]

upon hearing the question "woman or lizard" I laughed out loud. Then the humans tried to step on me so I scurried away into the air conditioning unit and ate a cricket.

[@aleatheltrashcan478]

Good man

[@_emmbur_1453]

How did you acquire a phone? Is there a lizard version of apple or Samsung? Genuinely curious on the mobile devices of lizard-folk

[@wynndye]

@@_emmbur_1453 we have data connected between all of us connected by our minds.

[@jacobwoodreal]

@@_emmbur_1453 my toungue is a versatile tool

[@_emmbur_1453]

Ah, thanks for educating me. Feels good to get information from experts

[@finnfire2038]

Dose anyone else notice how each microphone semi-fits each personality and look???? Or is it just me?

[@adelina-805]

k, kinda true

[@ace_of_fives2744]

what?

[@Dripbaru]

They’re literally microphones

[@Userisgreyt]

@@Dripbaru yeah but still

[@MickMod]

@@ace_of_fives2744 Schlatt: Industrial-looking Ted: Professional and good looking Charlie: Childish, because what adult would shove a pop filter onto a foam cover

[@salamander_kvn]

BUT HERES THE THING lizards: - cool - have scales - [some] have "frills" - vibe women: - not cool - no scales - no "frills" - no vibe ?? obvious answer ??

[@lordcrocell1691]

Totally unbiased opinion by Salamander_kvn

[@username-fb7ru]

The Obvious answer is to just be gay

[@Kai-qe7jd]

As a wahmen I can confirm that we are not cool

[@landonbehrendt2553]

@@username-fb7ru yeah just be gay

[@kat_rebrand]

@@username-fb7ru can I be a gay female lizard?

[@Swordfisherr]

Charlie is slowly going up the produce aisle and soon he’ll be biting into a full on pumpkin

[@pastaplague5257]

As a woman myself, I would love to be a pet lizard. No worries about the world, or even a clue that the warm thing that feeds me and gives me pats’ world is falling apart as I nap on my heat mat. My biggest worry would be that I need to shed my skin, whilst the the food provider begins to run out of money as the economy falls apart and the government fails it. It’s the life.

[@doomboyy]

head empty, only lizard

[@sarahsnyder4723]

Honestly so true

[@zeronxepher4167]

But what if you spawn as a wild lizard in the wilderness?

[@toenailfungo2741]

@@zeronxepher4167 zeron, zeron, there is obviously a lizard society in the wilderness to take care of you, their main industry is heat lamps as a source of solar panels. but the real questions we should be asking is what type of lizard?

[@xlink9777]

yes

[@justinvanstrom2168]

Charlie just devour a dragon fruit next time, just like absolutely dominate a dragon fruit, just gobble on a dragon fruit, just like really really go to town on a dragon fruit, just absorb a dragon fruit, just absolutely ingest a dragon fruit, just slide a dragon fruit down your gullet.

[@theonepersoninthecorner9615]

Charlie X dragon fruit || smut ||

[@phia._.]

Wattpad isn’t allowing you to post this so you put it here?

[@ellisbuker6191]

The griffin mcelroy energy here is immaculate

[@BreadCanteloupe]

@@theonepersoninthecorner9615 charlie x reader but everyone is a bunch of dragon fruits

[@natsueyama]

Is this how you cope about Wattpad being bought by Whatsapp?

[@drywater2578]

I love how they never thought that this is cannibalism while they were discussing who's arm to eat

Let's hope that Charlie doesn't run out of vegetables anytime soon because seeing him eat all kinds of bullshit in the beginning of the podcast is very entertaining

[@androgynous_artist]

7 minutes in and we’re already talking about bringing hitler back to life. Only on this podcast, fellas.

[@lorengarms9836]

Reminds me of a certain tiny hitler hypothetical

[@awfullysomething]

@@lorengarms9836 sleepycast?

[@gen2mediainc.577]

I think it’s funny how schlatt and ted are framed around Charlie since Charlie is like in between all their parent fights

[@zaralynAFK]

the podcast is like: Ted is the dad and Schlatt is the Mom and Charlie is the Mom’s boyfriend and they’re arguing

[@Sadie-rai]

@@zaralynAFK oh my god this was not the first thing that came to mind but now it'll be the only thing to come to mind

[@mothiestman4995]

I would much rather be a lizard than endure human existence any longer. Let me be a funky little reptile.

[@paris2777]

"I wanna lay eggs and feel the cold worse!" -Charlie Slimecicle, 2021

[@ethanvonwald]

I feel like Charlie is just gonna eat random veggies during each podcast now.

[@whenfunnydancingcockroach4625]

Well tomatoes are fruits

[@Sleepy-yp4wx]

I knew that someone was gonna go ‘bUT tOMAtoES aRE FrUIts’ yeah man no-one cares that tomatoes are fruits

[@Melissa-tj1vx]

@@Sleepy-yp4wx which tomato enthusiast hurt you?

[@crinnp]

@@Melissa-tj1vx Charlie.

[@alphaburner7946]

@@Sleepy-yp4wx it wasn’t until I was in high school last year that I learned tomatoes are fruits and not vegetables. I now feel very stupid

[@devong.4216]

Hi Mr. Chuckles: Would you rather see a billboard in Times Square say “I like men” or advertise a song?

[@easypete3630]

Adverse a song /s Edit: Some people thought I supported Corpse. It's just a joke.

[@evekennedy9801]

@@easypete3630 ew

[@easypete3630]

@@evekennedy9801 i put /s it means sarcastic

[@evekennedy9801]

@@easypete3630 I done did it to myself

[@m_ruddi1277]

@@easypete3630 ew

[@xXGraylyResurectedXx]

When Charlie just calmly replied “I could crawl in your nose and stop you” I actually couldn’t breathe I was just shaking and wheezing. Edit: “Shadow of the Colossus” I’m deCEASED.

[@celines6861]

I'm having a laughing fit right now, from reading this comment Edit: Also, ant-man vs thanos

[@thatonegirl3391]

You couldn’t breathe because Charlie climbed into your nose

[@dr.fandom2648]

"Would you rather kill your mother or kill your father?" People with parental trauma: *it's free realestate*

[@friendlyghost8796]

THATS A FUCKING MOOD

[@dosmoss9365]

Orphans: *visible confusion*

[@ruthvik8913]

@@dosmoss9365 your comment is contradictory

[@cherricore9024]

if i had to kill my dad it would at least mean that id have a conversation with him

[@beckisdying]

the real question is what if one of your parents is already dead? would you get the chance to bring them back and then kill them again or is it by default

[@shallowq4k]

many people have said charlie is making a sandwich out of the ingredients he’s been eating, but my theory is he’s making some sort of demonic pizza in his stomach. perhaps he’s unable to digest.

[@majonnaise4926]

Imagine listening to this podcast and not seeing charlie eating his veggies

[@karskishibe2115]

i actually did listen to the podcast and just every once in a while you would hear eating noises

[@LimblessAnt]

You still hear the light crunch

[@MyMxlodiii]

*Them casually talking* Charlie: C r ö n c h

[@zedbags]

"If you've got something in ya, pull it out." That's actually probably one of the worst things you could do if you have a foreign object lodged in your body Aside from pushing it deeper

[@gibbs1716]

The mad humor, the dad humor, and the bad humor. At last the perfect podcast

[@kyr-toolhouse]

Whats even better is that you cant tell which ones which

[@adelina-805]

@@kyr-toolhouse charlie is Dad humor, hands down, no discussion

[@viviwatt]

Charlie is eating a whole broccoli...and it's not even cooked... his goals are beyond our understanding

[@scottb7115]

Raw broccoli > cooked broccoli

[@kuromi8384]

@@scottb7115 based

[@koubalt5574]

i like how every episode somehow focuses on one of the cast, first one is about schlatt and his money lamps, the second one is about Ted and how bad of a person he really is, and this one is about Charlie and his dream of becoming a lizard man. i don't even know if it's intentional or unintentional at this point

[@Draco-em7fh]

For those who are curious, schlatt is referencing machinima respawn, specifically mr sark, with the unlimited bacon/video games question. He did the same in the previous podcast saying he’d “throw his drivers license on the corpse of his murder victim”.

[@geoffreygeofferson7257]

"Have you ever seen the movie Jumper?" "I know of the movie, it's definitely called Jumper" CHARLIE SLIMECICLE, HE PLAYED IT OFF SO DEADPAN ASWELL THAT LIKE NOBODY EVEN REGISTERED THE JOKE, I'M CRYING

[@SamwiseClamcheese]

i’ve been trying to understand this joke & it just simply isn’t happening

[@sarck_tick]

I don't get it

[@spencykings3182]

please none of us understand

[@hamuhhh8510]

@@SamwiseClamcheese i think it’s that he’s just heard of it from them saying it just then and only knowing the name?

[@isabellacheeseman1600]

What sandwich component will Slime eat today? Stay tuned to find out Edit: it was an entire head of broccoli...what the actual fuck

[@courtneymccrea8558]

I’m just completely overwhelmed

[@seveneightninee_9137]

i am perplexed

[@JmKinetic]

What did he eat EP1 i missed it?

[@hairynugget2193]

@@JmKinetic Nothing, he is starving

[@camis.9216]

broccoli doesnt even BELONG on a sandwich ... im in distress

[@cyber_nuggets8302]

Current chuckle sandwich podcast quota: Charlie makes a pun Charlie eats a vegetable Shlatt and Ted argue Shlatt talks about money

[@Jack-zz7bc]

The 4 inches tall and no fall damage prompts were charlie preping for origins

[@muckyesyesindisguise3854]

The entire episode: Charlie try’s to become a true lizard and ted try’s to find ways to cause as much pain as possible while Shlatt tells them how insane they are.

[@riley2706]

Logically, Ted is right. Stalin and Mao killed many more people than Hitler. Hitler killed himself because the love of his life killed herself and his power was dwindling, so he took his own life, Stalin rose to power and was in power very strongly until his death, where his successor took over and continued his legacy, starving people, a strong army. Mao united the children and teens of his country to kill their parents, teachers, bosses, etc, fight in a war, and was still starved and mistreated them anyways. His power was dwindling when he died, but he did enough in his days in order to be fine. just a little history lesson, backing you up TEd

[@Misanthropolis]

The question I am most curious about, though: Let's say you bring back Hitler today, would there be a trial or could he somehow avoid an international manhunt?

[@riley2706]

@@Misanthropolis DUDUDUUDU

[@sunsetskye483]

@@Misanthropolis Pretty sure he’d end up straight on death row

[@Misanthropolis]

@@Lyquaria Oh yeah, it had a movie too, I remember that.

[@aswinkrishna5042]

@@riley2706 DUDUDUDU

[@trentenaustin9758]

Accidentally left this podcast playing while I proposed to my now Fiancé. You're all now invited to my wedding

[@derek90909]

Congratulations

[@BakedBanana]

oh wow

[@jabble__]

Congratulations, is she a lizard?

[@gumshoe3901]

I’ve been depressed for a while, and no small part of it was because I think of myself as a bad pet owner for my bearded dragon. When Schlatt emphatically said that his lizard was probably happy, it stuck with me, and it makes me feel better. Thanks, Big Guy.

[@kaceyclarke5016]

I’ve never been more imminently disturbed than seeing charlie bite a chunk out of a massive crown of RAW broccoli

[@fish6550]

Petition for Charlie to eat a block of cheese for the next podcast.

[@sapphicseas0451]

oh no that would be great

[@itterbitter707]

no he'll eat a bell pepper

[@sunsetskye483]

@@itterbitter707 Honestly I wouldn’t be surprised

[@Quackenson]

Charlie is some inconceivable creature... lured into the podcast from his bridge, eating strange objects at random intervals

[@boombamboppow7816]

So the reason slimecicle goes from house to house is because ted lures him into different places.

[@maticampa2336]

42:20 neither of them noticed that charlie said "I'd ride a rat and instantly die" a genius of comedy

[@jennawalton2507]

Ted having his blinds open and then everyone else having their doors open slightly is giving me so much anxiety for no reason

[@thatcrystalpie]

“Okay fine, I’ll eat their arm” **audience cheering**

[@atillakarakaya3979]

Schlatt:i need to be f*&king healthy Charlie:proceeds to bite out of a whole piece of brocoli

[@chillegirl]

WAKE UP BABE THE NEW CHUCKLE SANDWICH EPISODE JUST DROPPED

[@c4ipng]

watching schlatt lowkey tear up and get abit heated while talking about his pet bearded dragon but then having to move on in order to make sure the podcast doesnt just fall apart really got me in the feels rn

[@Swft99]

Charlie next week: eats cardboard box like an apple

[@imaduco8229]

I’ll just teleport into slimecicle’s room while he’s streaming just scare the lizard out of him.

[@JackSkylar]

I will be disappointed if charlie is not eating a full head of lettuce next episode

[@dotwashere4498]

oh god

[@jordanclapp7028]

I want him to eat it like a steak

[@depressed_hero]

Watching Charlie's face fall when Ted said he was a cat boy will never fail to make me laugh lmao

[@shoutingalice2943]

How does schlatt somehow continue to be the most wholesome human being? I could listen to him talk about the lizard all day it's so sweet. Bonus points because reptiles are fantastic I've got turtles and geckos in my house and I love them.

[@yeti7565]

All of them saying that this podcast couldn’t get any worse Me who thinks this is the best fucking podcast ever

[@jacobrayner6985]

It isn’t quite the sleep deprived podcast but it’s up there

[@sarcasticdino]

I'd like to apply to replace Mr. Charlie Slimecicle my resume: -doesn't want to be a lizard thank you for your time.

[@sarcasticdino]

@Ollie Studebaker shhhhhhh.... its.. its fine

[@shayleeems]

i hope they continue bring up charlie’s wish to be painlessly tossed around in every episode

[@_tragictoast_5988]

I love how Schlatt talks about his bearded dragon. I have one and he is about five months old and his name is Nugget :D but they can get sick easily because of humidity or lack of sunlight or if they shed wrong. They can also get parasites. But they are amazing.

[@kimhouchin1299]

3 episodes in and schlatt’s already getting everyone cancelled

[@tashina9287]

He got them cancelled by just joining the podcast-

[@codemanthe2nd343]

All Episodes: 1: M O N K E 2: Ted is evil. 3: L I Z A R D S

[@chimmelson]

amongus

[@annazotkina]

this is the highlight of my day

[@yoonglie]

same. i’m now looking forward to every saturday

[@bigwhoops3134]

Yup.

[@magiizine]

Same

[@isabellachhon1004]

truly

[@avery_big_knobhead3683]

Same this is like my new favorite thing

[@xdogbrains1489]

I remember the days when this video was called 'Charlie becomes a lizard man' good times.

[@vizzy61]

I feel like an idiot for not noticing the change

[@sippyycup3664]

I have been saying for like 3 years that Charlie is a lizard person, so when I saw this title I immediately took a screenshot and texted ALL of my friends.

[@vantavarmint8212]

Ted, Schlatt and Charlie talking about the controversial section of the would you rather reddit in a podcast... I feel like I've seen this before.

[@carseatneedsrest]

rip

[@soupeverywhere9565]

They used to CallMeCarson, now they CallMeGroomer.

[@ethanvonwald]

This really chuckles my sandwich!

[@Drooook]

It really tickles my teeth

[@deligeorgieva8535]

SAME

[@mrfosilman]

It sandwiched my chuckles.

[@taylormaldonado8603]

personally, the idea of turning into a lizard sounds nice. I could either be a world leader or a little man on a warm rock,,, feels like a win-win to me idk though

[@HardcoreK1llar]

One day Charlie will eat an actual sandwich on the podcast and it will be legendary