Teddy Bear fighting with Mark Wahlberg - TED.. Funny Fighting Scene.

[@SeekerPsycho1]

There is something amazing in this in how serious it plays. No shouting, no music, just a straight-up fist fight that happens to feature a sentient teddy bear.

[@christianaguiare544]

I think that’s how a fight usually is in a comedy movie

[@ryanmatthews3609]

@@christianaguiare544 wish i could say the same for adult animated comedies.

[@christianaguiare544]

@@ryanmatthews3609 They’re both getting worse anyway

[@bigplays3798]

It’s the same humor as Family Guy. Remember when Peter kept telling Kyle to shut up & then Kyle called him a Poop nose & Peter just started viciously beating his ass 😂😂😂😂

[@MiraculouschanneltalesOfvid]

1:43

[@puffpuffpassmako]

When he runs, the way its so quiet and you can hear his little footsteps is just gold xD

[@Maria-pz8nc]

Ikr

[@generalsheperd5864]

I'm your 1k comment

[@AlexG-th3co]

The way Ted charges after John after saying Teddy Ruxpin is the funniest shit ever 😂

[@gabbieramirez5321]

Yep! 🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂

[@Cristiamramosartist]

😡Say that one more time😡

[@mrbronson5333]

TEDDY ROCKS F*CKING PIN!

[@MrWaSpY-Trn]

1:31 idk why but I started laughing So Much I think I was Dead. . . Sounds like something Our Own Friends would do😔😂

[@sturges707]

Stewie and Rupert all grown up

[@montoseblack2901]

Looks like Rupert and Stewie are having issues.

[@ElizabethMartinez-vc2mc]

Oh Shit Right...

[@sdunford94]

Ha ha ha that's funny 😂

[@acemagalor2519]

XD

[@_thebusphotograher_cali]

He sounds like peter griffin.

[@fahadalhasawi5798]

The Bus Photographer Of California cause teds actor plays peter

[@loganthevillager9176]

John: When I was 8, on Christmas, I wished I got a Teddy Ruxpin instead. Ted: (TRIGGERED)

[@mcgannahanskyjellyfetti6854]

...and I thought he wanted an Apache helicopter!

[@FN2S5L]

Logan The Octoling Ted:”Say that one more time...”🐻👊🏾

[@nobodyknowsforsure]

@@FN2S5L "TEDDY RUX-F****IN'-PIN!!"

[@Ant_5350]

Hurt his feelings lol

[@mrnukes797]

@@nobodyknowsforsure throws punch

[@sypherboy2347]

Damn ted got the hands

[@pixelgiraffe1216]

Sypher Boy I wonder how his punches feel

[@marieclairemampinda5188]

Dam the tetty bear is so cute

[@LordMoonshadowGaGa]

Pixel Giraffe12 That’s the weird part. Realistically they should have no weight because his body is made of fluff. The human fist is painful because it has meat and bone under it. So how can Ted’s fists hurt if he lacks both?

[@ted5184]

TheNerdyBirdyShow bitch I will beat tf out of you

[@moodyowlproductions4287]

Paws

[@yoonginavy4967]

When I close my eyes I can hear Stewie, Peter and Brian 😂😂

[@luisdorado8562]

That's because Peter, Stewie and Brian are voiced and played by Seth MacFarlane.

[@yoonginavy4967]

@@luisdorado8562 I know!

[@arielrodriguez1622]

Same

[@timothykalio157]

Bro you have surinoel as your profile pic... good

[@kava3957]

Luis Dorado r/wooooooosh

[@milkmanhad1754]

Who won the fight? Like - Ted Reply - John

[@Jellybop-cf4kc]

Ted

[@Jellybop-cf4kc]

Get it

[@bonganexolile4693]

Ted

[@ericharris1453]

Ted beat the brakes off him .😂😂😂😂

[@whiteowlboyxxx5669]

Ted🐻

[@jeremybickham2842]

The fact that Ted was able to fight his friend so easily on equally footy is just a goo example of the phrase...."Size Matters Not."

[@Horrorfam666]

And also it depends on who you are fighting

[@rileyowen7245]

Look John was just holding back

[@mattmcleod467]

2:35 Ted’s war cry got me laughing on the floor😂😂

[@jakebarnes8404]

YAAAAAAAAAA!

[@Gameboy18564]

😂😂😂

[@Misunao23]

That’s some talent fighting a CGI bear

[@Nothing-ce8uv]

sure is if leo dicaprio won an oscar for it.

[@dahyani._.]

@@Nothing-ce8uv thats not leonardo dicaprio thats mark wahlberg

[@Nothing-ce8uv]

@@dahyani._. I know it's Wahlberg. I was talking about *Leonardo Dicaprio.* He's the one who won an oscar for fighting a cgi bear.

[@michaelpipkin9942]

Good comment despite the idiot.

[@ludwigtheholyblade777]

Nothing well I wouldn't really call it a fight that bear wiped the floor with Leonardo he just got lucky at the end

[@cobracorporal6738]

2:01 Stewie and Rupert all grown up

[@comradessgt4506]

Lmao!

[@InjectIilo]

Lol

[@ironworks403]

lol

[@legendcakes5320]

Just a football head and a bear he grew up with

[@Mike.325]

🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@HaydrogenBomb]

3:30 The way he delivers that is so freaking funny!! He actually sounds in pain. 🤣🤣🤣

[@Trainboy56team]

Whipped on the butt

[@greyjedii]

I need to see the non CGI version of this scene 😂

[@mr.tidepod9040]

There is no non-cgi version

[@greyjedii]

The footage before it goes to post guys 😂 he's not actually fighting a bear when they filmed this

[@mr.tidepod9040]

@@greyjedii Ahhh

[@Luketaylor93]

It's called "behind the scenes"

[@greyjedii]

@@Luketaylor93 I'm aware, some people might not be but thanks! 😊

[@lichogunz1369]

He can beat anyone’s ass in his other movies but can’t beat a teddy bear

[@yhasmanknight1908]

Apparently not

[@liamphibia]

He's so fluffy

[@afzalhakimbinzairini956]

Yup, James Savoy, KSI Drones, Lockdown, just to name a few but not a CGI Teddy Bear.

[@nabbitsyoutube8695]

*"...Say that one more time."*

[@Mandalorian_Goblinslayer]

TEDDY ROCKS F**KING PAN!!!!!!

[@nathanaponte2986]

Teddy! Rux! Fucking! Pin!

[@BlueSpider7400]

(Pauses, runs, then fight)

[@amandab4102]

That

[@brandoncancel2895]

Teddy! Rux! Fucking! Pin!

[@Nayops24]

3:00 I laughed harder than expected.....

[@qunt100]

I have a concussion watching that part lol. Fuckin hilarious tho.

[@bryandelacruz9066]

That ass whooping cracked me up! 😂😂😂

[@jessicajohnson4734]

Lmao

[@Dalsemien]

It made me horny.

[@Nayleixy]

@@Dalsemien bro what the fuck 🙁

[@sadenebrown780]

True

[@chanaihabru3694]

@@Dalsemien 😂😂😂😂

[@nicktroisi6347]

The part where Ted stops for a bit then starts running killed me 😂😂😂

[@Gameboy18564]

😂😂😂

[@Jokin_Jake]

I love the way Seth McFarland directs fight scenes. No music. No dialogue. Just lots of punching sfx on top of a well choreographed fight scene.

[@tristanmcmanus3450]

The part where mark got hit by the glass light bulb, I realized he did that by his self.

[@SplashSurfer216]

No, that was a stunt double. They just superimposed his face on the double.

[@sentinal_entity]

“ Say that one more time. ” Damn who knew a cgi plush bear could deliver such a bone chilling line like that

[@lychee_batz..]

@Alex Payn Falcon punch to the face!

[@cinnagrits]

@Alex Payn Ted: So you have chosen... *death*

[@Savedbychrist25]

Everytime Ted hits him with the antenna no matter how many times I see it I can't help but almost pee my pants from laughter

[@justincook5202]

Same here man! Ted gives John the biggest spanking of a lifetime 😂 🤣 😂 🤣

[@Savedbychrist25]

@@justincook5202 facts my dude

[@evanmueller6267]

1:57 I like how he didn't yell and just ran toward

[@davidrule385]

Clean version: John: "You know? Sometimes when I think back to that Christmas morning when I was eight years old? I wish I'd just gotten a Teddy Ruxpin." Ted: "Say that one more time." John: "Teddy Rux-friggin'-pin!"

[@diegobareno5820]

Or Teddy Rux-Stinkin-pin

[@Treeeee2008]

Not as funny as the official

[@doctoc1334]

You changed one word 😂

[@noahsmith4877]

@@Treeeee2008 you’re right it’s more funny then the original

[@Treeeee2008]

@@noahsmith4877 thank you

[@austinkozlowski3120]

3:11 when you get punished for having bad grades

[@creedbratton6144]

Austin Kozlowski what a loser 😅

[@rednation149]

Austin Kozlowski so true

[@ryderbenson8472]

Hopefully Mark doesn't go too far to discipline his Kids like that !!!

[@grizbear4115]

Austin Kozlowski back in the old days where kids got actual woopings

[@onlyluck8837]

Austin Kozlowski *_You, definitely you._*

[@robertwright3113]

How he lose to a stuffed toy his punchs shouldn't hurt

[@MikeJ2023]

Robert Wright that’s what makes it funny

[@jscott2410]

Shows how soft John is 😂😂😂

[@JackPool-lq8ux]

Well a teddy bear shouldn’t be talking.

[@Repented008]

Ted got hands

[@wesleytraore8444]

I know right.

[@thatnicklongo5939]

"I don't have to I'm a f**ing teddy bear!" Makes me die from laughing every time!

[@zillydino]

I also don't get it, because he's a teddy bear, he doesn't have to take responsibility? He's still aware of what he's doing! I know I shouldn't be questioning the joke, I just don't get it!😄

[@striderreborn1467]

@@zillydino Ted probably assumed that since he's a sentient entity that isn't human, it allows him to live a consequence-free existence?

[@grim2403]

@@zillydinoTed doesn’t have any real relationships besides John, so he doesn’t really care about the choices he makes, so him drinking and smoking pot with hookers doesn’t matter since he doesn’t have much to lose.

[@davontadavis6162]

1:17

[@lils2968]

*I love it how teddy just started running got up on the bed an went for john* 😂

[@camilledeandrade4249]

He is fighting a teddy bear and not winning 😂😂😂😂

[@Imthedevil17]

😂😂😂😂

[@rileyowen7245]

He is boi not real man

[@Mama03514]

@@rileyowen7245what?

[@GregoryDiBruno]

When I got this DVD Back on Christmas in 2012, I literally died at this scene before I went to my Uncle Georgie’s place!!!😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@geoboy700]

Gregory DiBruno lollllll man whoaaaa

[@rednation149]

Gregory DiBruno I saw both the movies

[@geoboy700]

Bat Man lolllll

[@juliojimenez9392]

Gregory DiBruno 9

[@geoboy700]

Julio Jimenez lll

[@Swukelz]

Seth really just makes all his voices characters sound the same. It’s good but sometimes you can’t unhear the Peter griffin within

[@diegobareno5820]

I always thought he should've just went with his Brian voice. So basically his normal speaking voice.

[@sikujacob4556]

Gotta admit. Seth Macfarlane makes great fight scenes

[@akjack7237]

for sure

[@thelegendaryunknownghostth4949]

2:58 my favorite part😂😂

[@Hollywoodfan-yh4zc]

Mine too

[@mikefamey6809]

​@@Hollywoodfan-yh4zcmy favorite part is when he's stroking his cock

[@funkythor6457]

The lack of music makes this scene a lot more intense

[@khsmediacorner0524]

It would be a thriller movie or better yet a Lifetime movie had it had suspenseful music

[@sebslasher8817]

Imagine walking passed the window and seeing this 3:11 😂

[@damianvustan7583]

Imagine walking by and seeing any of that

[@Thedeceptors]

That be hilarious 😂😂😂

[@ChanticoChulo]

would be having a heart attack from laughing so hard

[@Echothenephilim]

I would possibly just stand there and watch and see how it ends XD

[@keenancheenanow4361]

Fuck that so funny 😂😂

[@synlooney4768]

*How Could You Have Any Pudding if You Don’t Eat Your Meat*

[@realxjosh8298]

If you dont eat your meat You cant have any pudding

[@King_Colombia_Inc]

SYN HATES PINK FLOYD KICKS ASS

[@SteveTheWeaveYT]

That line sold my interest

[@Mike.325]

🤣🤣🤣

[@Kadin73]

Love Pink Floyd.

[@vintage8546]

2:00 when ur friend reminds ur teacher about homework

[@brandoncowley7412]

gamer11_RBLX From ROBLOX ???????????????

[@jessielexvold6696]

D1fqrtwstf ft. Q drew sew pyrex urea mites protect pot pot problem

[@jessielexvold6696]

@@brandoncowley7412kuiycuifuv I'm ohm mom

[@jessielexvold6696]

Qdaddz

[@anonymousgoblin792]

3:11 when your parents find out you didn’t do the homework.

[@cobrakairobloxenthusiast4291]

I was dying 🤣 Those punching sounds and the teddy movement

[@MrWaSpY-Trn]

[@markoportuondo7375]

The entire audience I saw this with was in stitches the whole time.

[@MlgLdandldandOW]

*i just died and kept laughing and laughing this entire time from the begging of the fight to the end of the fight lmao 😂 until my stomach hurt so much from laughing but I kept laughing tho who else kept laughing even if their stomach hurt from it*

[@MlgLdandldandOW]

JULIAN *Bruh why I’m serious -_- like WHY*

[@david_devera]

Yea the peak for me was when he was. Getting whipped by the arena lol. I remember rewinding it and watching it in slow motion too 😂

[@princessazulaofthefirenati5870]

90th like

[@youngsparta4692]

Ha ha ha ha ha 😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣😂😂🤣🤣😂😂😂🤣🤣😂😂🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂🤣🤣😂😂🤣🤣

[@mr.giggles9737]

This was most funniest thing I ever seen

[@thecollectivegamer3600]

1:57 chucky's got nothing on this bear 🤣🤣🤣

[@mikefit3343]

Chucky will kill that stuffed son bitch!

[@rileyy1814]

That's something I wanna see

[@mikefit3343]

mynameisalabama Ted vs chucky it’s a animated version type it in!

[@es_lucid3113]

Chucky would kill that teddy bear

[@jeremiahwalker]

Noo

[@TheAlpha6229]

I'm sorry how do you get beaten up by teddy bear

[@cauliflau6460]

anthony Tennell it's possibly lol

[@celiadavids1239]

Dunno. Your gonna have to ask Johnny or Ted

[@princessazulaofthefirenati5870]

70th like

[@KoeSeer]

@@cauliflau6460 it's possible bu it's not probable to be hurt by a teddy bear. it's stuffed with cotton and polyester, man.

[@ChrisJohnson-ib5fp]

@@KoeSeer Because its Peter Griffin reincarnated into a teddy bear

[@JasonLee1653]

I like how Ted makes a Pink Floyd reference and chuckles then starts to argue again 🤣

[@seanmiller5325]

1:17 they should’ve used this scene in ted 2 in court

[@erm_honestly]

I DONT HAVE TO IM A FUCKING TEDDY BEAR!

[@timothyq.5070]

Makes me laugh every time!!! Only Marky Mark can get in a fight with a talking teddy bear! Best scene of this movie!!

[@KalanqaPrince10]

that ass whooping is the best thing about this fight 😂

[@alexmyladoor4858]

2:04 I love the sudden increase in intensity

[@tierraglee-hall6987]

To explain to the hotel wtf happen in your room. “Got in a fight with my teddy bear.” “Well damn who tf won?” 🤣

[@plazma5362]

1:57 the way he ran up and started beating him 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@SCORPIONEDGAR777]

I hope they make Ted 3 the movie(comedy)

[@justsaiyanx8813]

Edgar Alvarenga nah fam the second one flopped critically and financially

[@AustinDickerson2001Tiger]

Actually, the second was met with mixed reviews but was successful at the box office.

[@beatsbyelvis6890]

Edgar Alvarenga nah ted 3 the manga (horror)

[@anonymousgoblin792]

JustSaiyanX Wtf are you talking about? That film was funny as shit.

[@djwavey2176]

Doubt they make a 3rd ted. I mean you stop at two, you killed it

[@serenitythelightone7541]

1:58 When my friend tells me school is tommorow

[@JohnSmith-hh2nz]

I couldn't breathe when I saw this in the theater. Man, it was so brutally funny.

[@YTRustyaxel]

2:35 ted: come here boi!

[@Maguarkwo671]

The fact there’s no music makes this even more funny

[@jcparker2621]

Mark over powered by a stuffed animal?

[@22QXX112]

He over powered himself Ted isnt really there lol

[@cherryotamot7377]

omg he's reading The Adventure Of Tintin 😍.

[@jadenn.hernandez7784]

even tho that's irrelevant but still manages to be so goddamn amazing.......thank you...

[@khadijaabi9040]

The funniest part of this entire scene, is that the way Ted punched Johnny while clinging to his head 😂😂😂

[@youtuberfan364]

3:10 I’M DEAD 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@reganwilliams7674]

He beat himself up. Ted didn't even have to do anything 😂

[@darrinleazer6784]

The very time I actually saw this movie, I laughed so hard, that tears were coming out of my eyes. I dont think tell could have gotten a better actor to play his best friend.

[@Fahrenheit-ou5xb]

Plot Twist: Freddie was so high that he thought he was fighting with an actual teddy bear

[@mrnukes797]

Nurse: I think Johnny is hallucinating again Johnny crying while strapped up. Nurse: Johnny, it's ok, it's ok Scene fades out showing other patients at the asylum

[@zairephenom1435]

Cringe

[@bigtay497]

That will always be one funniest part of the movie👍👍👍😂😂😂😂

[@rfj1156]

1:01 Always makes me laugh

[@supermarioplushmovies355]

How can you have any pudding If you don’t eat your meat?

[@adog828]

3:11 When mom finds your weed

[@jaxbarnettprice]

“Listen to yourself! What am I? Emperor of Ming here controlling your mind?!” Lmfao 😂

[@courtneylovegrove9118]

I have never seen Ted before but I'm just laughing my head of about this fight

[@Lauren-bt9wl]

0:52 0:54 made me laugh so hard, I couldn’t stop

[@lilmaryland19]

3:01 My favorite one and the best moment in this movie 😂😂

[@Lifelesseagang]

2:59 when you try to act like a badass.

[@p_HoE_niX]

I can't stop laughing😂😂

[@bonganexolile4693]

A man gets a beating by a bear

[@williamdeng7524]

why they gotta do mark wahlberg like dat

[@syedrahim6199]

You mean brilliant acting?

[@michaelthehybridninja2274]

This was funny as hell 😂

[@marcuscaruso8456]

The Pink Floyd reference was killing me😂

[@jimhawkins144]

Good fight scene ever !!!!

[@joojoo68]

Billy Yoder hilarious as hell as well too.

[@blueeyezy5788]

Billy Yoder- sure it's not the goodest ever?

[@jimhawkins144]

BLUE EYE ZY ok fine

[@tommyblade8093]

Billy Yoder butt...Ted is a teddy bear...his punches wouldn't hurt right??

[@cauliflau6460]

tommy blade yeah they shouldn't hurt

[@KIABOSS-vh7bn]

3:00 the light bulb hit him like a brick 🤣

[@KymaniBrown-y3h]

3:04 surprising how Mark took so many hits to the head and is not bleeding whatsoever

[@jjkkk1002]

When he stared whipping him I died of laughter I couldn’t continue watching

[@TheBlackKakashi]

No fight is funnier than this one. I haven’t watched this movie in years and this part still has me in tears 😂

[@Imthedevil17]

The fact he is fighting a teddy bear and losing is even funnier

[@mistamysteriuh]

3:00 😂 great thinking john XD

[@jeremiahhester6408]

It came right back to him.

[@Erik_thered4473]

😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@gameranimequeen903]

John Having a fight with an animated teddy bear is the funniest thing I have ever seen. 😂🤣

[@lilithbelladonna1241]

This part has me rolling 😂😂😂💯😭

[@Bluebelle9289]

I've never seen a fight that was both intense and hilarious at the same time.

[@lexisart7688]

I just realized Ted sounds like Peter Griffin from Family Guy.

[@luisdorado8562]

Well of course Ted sounds like Peter Griffin because he is voiced by Seth MacFarlane the creator of Family Guy.

[@1985vman]

It's the same actor😂😂

[@Mandalorian_Goblinslayer]

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 that fight is funny as hell

[@lw7590]

But the way Ted was hanging on to the fan tho, Bru I about died laughing 😂🤣😂😁🤣😁😁🤣🤣😁🤣

[@ZacTFF]

1:54 “TEDDY. RUX. FUCKING. PIN!”

[@viaharper3310]

1:59 [he runs off!]

[@themodestgladiator9471]

I was so glad my old man took me to see this in theaters as a kid

[@behumble_los8621]

The running steps get me every time lmfao

[@mickeyjabjab7929]

Love how he walks in an shake off 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@lifeofej5155]

Ted “Why are you crying?”

[@kahrahnoel814]

John: "My penis is squished by the TV!"

[@Snortypie]

*MY DICK IS SQUISH BY THE TV*

[@erickbuckner4485]

My d**k is squished by the TV

[@breakingmad2645]

Wait out of all the times I heard TED talk I finally realized his voice is Peter Griffin

[@luisdorado8562]

Well of course Ted sounds like Peter Griffin because Ted is voiced by Seth MacFarlane.

[@G.S.Productions]

Mr. HasbroMan Same guy, dude.

[@DarthGalactus]

LMAO 😂😂😂😂 THE best fight in history of fights

[@RobotsSharkTaleAndNIMH2Fan2005]

3:11 I can’t stop laughing 😆

[@violetsparkle5371]

Stewie Griffin from Family Guy.

[@gwynnecollett3286]

Violet Sparkle Seth MacFarlane the guy who voiced stewy voices ted

[@SuperNickoHarris]

Peter Griffin from Family Guy

[@anthonybenavidez5002]

I hear stewie, peter, and brian in different sentences

[@violetsparkle5371]

Stan Smith is my time.

[@williamplante6734]

When Stewie beat Brian for money: Where's my money man?

[@andrewcochran1366]

3:11 when you get punished for being bad naughty boy for Christmas😂😂

[@fernandopais4497]

That was so freaking hilarious 😂 😂 😂 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@ivankubarii7854]

This is so satisfying to watch😂🤣😂

[@cappock101]

3:21-3:27 I love how you can here laughing in the background 🤣🤣

[@jesseasher927]

Dang Ted can fight