Teen Goes Missing In Shark-Infested Water

[@pg_jem]

"You have your whole life to do drugs and drink alcohol. Don't overdo it this one summer." What an inspirational quote.

[@piperhurtado4945]

😂😂😂😂😂

[@Gforu81]

This is a good one.

[@wutm8]

Why are there two decades of "shark expert's" on "shark week saying" Sharks don't eat humans? If they eat license plates and seals they probably eat everything in between. Marine biologists are morons and I hope there's an action lawsuit

[@oscarortiz1529]

That’s actually a good saying to get thru the head of a college/HS age kid

[@Gforu81]

@@wombunktules1973 🤣🤣

[@sophies4907]

“Sometimes the best thing anyone can be in life is a story” Damn Tim

[@soulfulwapechi]

Yeah. This one hit hard

[@sophies4907]

@@soulfulwapechi 💯💯💯

[@sitonmuhdeckasshole]

Homie drops some bombs ahhahaah

[@ReadyPlayerTomVR]

or a midnight snack

[@ego2871]

fuck that was real

[@rog8477]

We wish him well.

[@tinglerium1494]

We wish him well

[@Elliealwayswins]

Never gets old

[@Lansky_TV]

😭😭😭

[@BBDumfuk]

Best regards

[@bloatedsodium7301]

Tee off. 🏌🏼

[@Hollowsmith]

Teens don't go "missing" in shark infested waters and cookies don't go "missing" on Tim Dillon's desk. Let's call nom nom a nom nom.

[@packedpods]

Haha 😂

[@willb4756]

Got me laughing

[@plasma9839]

Legend

[@HerbDerderdrerd]

This is the best comment I have ever read

[@rabbit32073]

The saddest part is that nobody cared enough to try to stop him from doing some stupid, dangerous, drunken stunt. He died trying to impress those that CLEARLY didn't give a shit about him. The clear message is: Stop crossing oceans for those that wouldn't hop a puddle for you.

[@listrahtes]

We don't know enough. Supposedly two were trying to hold him back but he got free. Also could be they were all hammered. Maybe more info will come out

[@TheSfsdfds]

You don’t know that. Reports say otherwise.

[@jackderaway]

I don’t think he was trying to cross the ocean though bro. He was just jumping it. Thats neither here nor there tho.

[@listrahtes]

@@TheSfsdfds There are conflicting reports. You are right in most it is not mentioned. I guess we will only know when someone who was there speaks up. But yeah it seems thx to alcohol and being young and naive he did this to himself on his own.

[@ngonzales3781]

Ride the tiger at your own risk

[@c.p.b1165]

First sentence and you this is gonna be a banger. "Its graduation season, and kids are gonna die!. Its not negotiable." 😂😂😂😂

[@annahgibbus8]

Dark however very very true.

[@tommyoneill9761]

😂😂

[@jake8200]

I can only imagine the state of fear and regret this kid felt in his final moments. Tim's rant is hilarious but it just goes to show that one dumb split second decision can fast track you for a darwin award.

[@clyde968]

No truer comment written. You nailed it.

[@withnail-and-i]

Speaking of Darwin contenders, a guy in my building came home on who knows what drugs late at night and decided to do pull ups off his balcony... He fell to his death. Not sure he had the lucidity to have those last moments of retrospective though. RIP still

[@darkcranny3851]

If you think you're invincible, your life has simply been too easy. Regardless of age. It should not be a natural way of being. I imagine his friends probably won't even learn from this.

[@waltersobchak4079]

​@@withnail-and-i this is rough and stupid but ppl die doing dumb shit while high every day, getting eaten by a shark for a dare is another level.

[@SHAKE-S-PIERRE]

@@withnail-and-i he was probably thinking “just one more”

[@itheuserfirst3186]

Jumping off of a cruise ship at night in warm waters is like jumping into a vat of acid. Sharks follow those cruise ships for the ecosystem their runoff creates. They are most active at night. No doubt he was taken by a shark.

[@witt416]

i swear you can see something surface for a second, could be waves off the boat but it looks sus

[@soloplaysgames9965]

@@witt416 Theres a higher definition video where you can see him punching at the shark

[@witt416]

@@soloplaysgames9965 oh for real? bit out of the loop on this one, thats brutal

[@TM-173]

@@witt416 it's likely a shark...my guess is the buoy was thrown in first which gave him the confidence to jump, and the shark probably surfaced right there out of curiosity. Sharks are drawn to splashing and it makes complete sense they would trail the ships for food scraps

[@abradolflincler7506]

Engine sucked him under..... thats it.

[@lionsheart2731]

That “bye byeee” hurts every time

[@MasonRegal]

So f’d up, kid didn’t have a single real friend on that boat.

[@izzyis-real]

Its acc one of the worst things ive had the misfortune of seeing online

[@RJeezy_400]

@@MasonRegalI’m pretty sure he had friends there. He didn’t have a single ounce of COMMON SENSE! How did he think he was getting back on the boat?!

[@MasonRegal]

@@RJeezy_400 they were cheering him on and had no concern for him. If you’d sit by and watch someone you consider a friend do that, you’re a pos. He was drunk asf and made a bad decision that costed his life, as a real friend you’re supposed to be there to stop your friend from doing something like tht. You make no sense bro, would you cheer your extremely drunk friend on to jump off the top of a building? This is the same thing. He thought it’d be cool bc he was obliterated and his “friends” were cheering him on, standing by and recording. It’s not like the kid just randomly jumped off, it was building up for a while if you watch the video and they only started recording bc they knew he was going to do it, someone could’ve easily stopped him. They also had no concern for him after he jumped off, dude recording literally goes “bye bye”. Cmon bro.

[@matthewlupton1539]

@@MasonRegal you’re leaving out the part about all of his friends also being trashed…. At the end of the day they were all drunk kids who don’t understand consequences yet and this is what happens… it wasn’t anyone else’s fault to parent someone the same age as them while also being intoxicated.

[@LabTech41]

Getting eaten by a shark IS a pretty badass way to go; regardless of the terror and the agonizing seconds it would've taken for him to bleed out in the ocean as he was viciously eaten by a wild animal. The kids in my hometown would just get drunk and wrap themselves around a telephone pole.

[@florptytoo]

This is true. NOBODY from his class will forget his name.

[@theceoofcrackcocaineandamp5961]

@@florptytoothey’ll just remember him as shark boy.

[@lattrelbia2527]

Damn, their kids will hear about that dude their whole lives. My dad told me about a guy he saw shoot himself playing russian Roulette at a house party.

[@GadisBaliLivesAbroad]

Careful what you wish for. I'm sure Vladimir Popor preferred to stay alive than being mauled by a shark while being alive and conscious.

[@montypythonator]

Nobody ever talks about how Tim is a good influence on the kids.😂

[@LEARSIKCIGAM]

one of Tim’s best rants ever “this is the cost of fame” that part gives me chills

[@tomdyer8518]

you must not get out much huh? gives you chills? A Tim Dillon rant? wtf iOS wrong with you 😂

[@stokkejanraggio9091]

@@tomdyer8518 how are you taking this serious.

[@peterstamatelos9525]

@@tomdyer8518 you’re either too gay or not gay enough. Figure it out

[@Remorsefullyhumble]

@@Immurement you’re the “bye bye” guy .kids are cold these days

[@homelander2243]

And that kids friends will never forget it lmao

[@lindsaybrown7269]

Petition to use this as a PSA in health class. Uncle Tim knows what he’s talking about

[@lindsaybrown7269]

@@Kigoz4Life they might actually listen to him

[@peterstamatelos9525]

I’m not sure you know how petitions work

[@Rightopinionhaver]

He really created the best story. At some point we have to stop calling it dumb and recognize him for his art and commitment to the bit

[@drunkenmmamaster419]

🤣🤣

[@The_Sk3ptic]

Stories like these make me proud to be an anxious over thinker. My mind operates like the show “1000 ways to die” I see everything as a potential risk and will weigh my options accordingly

[@baileypanama]

Facts bro. I stoped going to magic mountain, and some more shit. Those rides can take you out too lol

[@Nevs-]

Yup, same here

[@TheBradWaters]

I don't think being an over thinker is required for not jumping off of a cruise ship, just not being a dumbass

[@rydz656]

Guys have to though the world is trying to kill us.

[@che887]

Lol used to love that show and as an added bonus it taught me basic common sense

[@tracypeterson9352]

“ a girl died her bf strangled her under a bridge … that’s not TECHNICALLY her fault “ 😂😂

[@panman2568]

I was fucking rolling when he said that hilarious shit lol

[@favor4afavor823]

I mean, who's to say 🤷‍♂️

[@Gobbersmack]

It might be, lets be honest.

[@nikitaw1982]

Womens intuition ie a myth?

[@Gobbersmack]

@@nikitaw1982 Just like women's orgasm.

[@MrBAlley]

Young men leave the house everyday trying to kill themselves until they're around 26. We are all lucky to make it through that time in our lives.

[@trevorburton3290]

Seriously. If you make it to 25/26 as a reckless dude you've pretty much made it.

[@SHAKE-S-PIERRE]

Ain’t this the truth, it’s like a right of passage.

[@cesartapia610]

@@trevorburton3290 People don't leave the house until 25/26 these days, so maybe 35 is the new 25/26 for reckless idiots.

[@R3LAPZE]

Sounds about right lol

[@TheRubberStudiosASMR]

26? Why stop?

[@kellyinCT09]

It def brought up a conversation between me and my sons to not do dumb shit to impress people. Not that I haven't said it before but this is a stark example of how impulsive decisions ruin lives. And like Tim said, save them as well.

[@ticoman90]

It’s also a shark example

[@kellyinCT09]

@@ticoman90 rimshot! 👏😂

[@samwickfitness]

@@ticoman90 XXXXXXDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

[@captainshakesbeard2453]

@@kellyinCT09 rimjob

[@kellyinCT09]

@Captain Shakesbeard 😂😂😂 "that's very different!" 🤣

[@heffe4257]

“We’re gonna live forever!!!” - Every 18 yo

[@dianewebb3343]

Woo hoo lets do what we want when we want! Er no, it doesnt work like that. Did his parents instill boldness and bravado ?

[@mariahcareyreal]

Literally the only person to do satire correctly. Others will be unfunny and say it's satire to make it seem like they're saying something, but Tim will go all out and say exactly what you're not supposed to say.

[@rafacarrasco07]

Seeing Tim truly care about these young kids is touching. I mean it. These kids need to know this is dangerous and coming from an adult who would be everyone's cool uncle is the best way to hear it.

[@InvaderG]

he’s a hero. he’s heroic.

[@captainshakesbeard2453]

He's the saviour, he's Jesus.

[@rafacarrasco07]

@@captainshakesbeard2453 Jesus must be cool AF...

[@dominicdangelo4801]

Facts cool uncle crew

[@digduck9463]

Knife Fight In The Big City

[@dyloniusofsparta]

We're the only species to effectively escape the food chain, but it's always out there waiting... Waiting for any of us to slip up and welcome us back. Could be a swarm of bees, could be a bear or mountain lion, but it's always out there just out of sight.

[@hoodiemike2816]

I feel like he jumped into shark infested waters just so he can be seen on the Tim Dillon show and for that we thank him and we wish him well

[@tommyoneill9761]

😂😂

[@TheScottStephenson]

Life in the big sea-ty

[@Filthy_Larry]

@@TheScottStephenson too bad about Kenny huh?

[@nicholasturchiano1762]

we wish him well 🙏🏼

[@atomicalien4]

U could say he "jumped the shark" on his life

[@MatDeCesare]

Kid probably thought they’d be able to stop the boat immediately and turn around to come pick him up. Shit doesn’t work like that

[@voiceofreason2674]

When I was 18 I jumped out a boat in a swamp full of gators and they all swam away from me and I climbed back in the boat and we laughed about it and I was a bad azz. It took me a long time to realize it was dumb to jump in that water

[@korlu01]

Run it back!

[@davidchipman8730]

I used to be in the Marines and I went on deployment with my crew, a lot of the guys would come back after deployment with 15 or 20 grand saved in the bank and would get themselves killed in all sorts of ways from fast cars, drunk driving, drug overdose

[@benevolent2077]

That’s life in a nutshell. You think any rich kids are joining the marines? Their is a reason why all the recruiting offices are in poor/ghetto city/towns. Sad part most of the kids come from poor/broken homes. Some make it out some don’t. At the end of the day 100 years later none of us will even be remembered so who cares 😁

[@jmass4207]

And there’s an entire political movement founded on young people like that not just having wealth comparable to people who’ve worked and saved for decades. Force a stockpile of wealth (not even totally unearned wealth) on some of them and it’s quickly a tragedy.

[@davidchipman8730]

@@asuhdude6668 😂

[@stoptrudeau42]

Same with the oil workers in canada. Lost a few friends theyd come back loaded and get way too fuked up and crash or od

[@slickdickmemes]

What about leaping off a booze cruise pirate ship into shark infested waters?

[@dmozzie4322]

This wraps up his life well and should be played at his funeral. Thank you, Tim.

[@blondie9422]

I imagine the Jaws theme tune

[@Filthy_Larry]

@@blondie9422 I’m gonna do a video of Cameron with the jaws theme.

[@Born_Into_This]

Those shades wrap well

[@footyball66]

I imagine the ending of Titanic being played on a big screen. Never let go.

[@Jonesy87371]

🤣

[@stfjesusfreak]

You can hear Cameron scream at the end, he was taken by a large Tiger Shark; as they frequently roam those waters. Party boats are notorious for throwing discarded food overboard, which is a dinner bell; and the Tiger Shark is an opportunistic predator. When the life saver was tossed in the water a smaller shark reacted thinking it was food, and the bigger threat zeroed in on Cameron the second he hit that water.

[@br-jj6re]

I think it’s more likely he’s just terrified realising he’s about to die

[@loopba]

there is another video of an 18 foot Tiger shark taking him under

[@Venezolano410]

🤡 Yea, right. Like tiger sharks are the only sharks in the vicinity.

[@aviation11000]

​@@loopbasource?

[@jbetnar]

​@@loopbalink or GTFO

[@DanielFernandez]

That’s not technically her fault…

[@franklinprichard9151]

Technically

[@DJ-mw6hf]

went and got her

[@karimecolettadominguez]

@@DJ-mw6hf 💀💀💀

[@devyncrump6289]

Yeahhhh that definitely gave me pause.. not sure what point he was trying to make with the “that’s what happens when you’re in a passionate relationship and women should know that” 🤨🤨

[@roselittleaxe4652]

That should not have made me laugh but it kinda did, it’s not funny at all🥲🥲😅

[@Logan-cw9yr]

"There are moments that define your life, and you don't even know it, and sometimes it's too late." Too true, that's real wisdom right there.

[@Sniperboy5551]

Tim Dillon is a modern Shakespeare.

[@wombatburrito5896]

Hit me deep for sure

[@dusfug]

~75% of people that go overboard off a cruise ship are never recovered. If you go on a boat on the open ocean, stay on the boat.

[@naished]

That’s the craziest stat I’ve ever heard. I’m reconsidering taking one now 💀

[@mattg2306]

@@naished Staying on the ship during a cruise is incredibly easy.

[@Whitedennisrodman]

I used to live on a boat, there’s one thing you learn living on the water, it’s don’t fuck about because shit goes wrong in seconds

[@officialspaceefrain]

@@mattg2306 better said than done. One slip and you’re deep inside the shark’s mouth.

[@mattg2306]

@@officialspaceefrain You have to go out of your way to actually fall off a ship. Most, if not all, people who go overboard on today's cruise ships do it on purpose.

[@guccidan719]

Of course he knew. He started swimming away from the shark.

[@Malkav]

"So there I was just swimming, minding my own business, wishing I had something to eat, when this snack just fell into the water." - Sharkbro.

[@thomaselmore1155]

Sharks don't infest the water. They live there.

[@arielcallahan7715]

eli roth burner account

[@thomaselmore1155]

🦨💨

[@HolyRaviolii]

Infested just implies “a shit ton”

[@jadawilliams2319]

No yes they do and i'm tired of everyone saying this. Shark infested just means a lot of sharks in a given body of water yes they do live there but there just happened to be a lot of sharks here.

[@Colbzz]

@@HolyRavioliiyes thank you Liz I think we get the general idea of that

[@ryanvogel9610]

Tims glasses getting more expensive and more ridiculous 😂 i love it

[@RoxorTehCoxor]

He's high fashion

[@Turtlefarm1387]

I thought he was wearing a sleeping mask

[@USMCasper]

You get those for free at the eye doctor.

[@CousinCreepy]

I was going to ask if he had Lasik eye surgery!

[@pamew]

​@Creepy Clips I kinda assumed too. Macular degeneration is a bitch.

[@atavachronn]

This is genuinely, an absolutely incredible piece of off the cuff speaking. This is super important to hear.

[@atavachronn]

If i were this kid, i would want this as my eulogy. I think this is the most respectful take on things like this. Give the kid what he wanted, a badass story

[@YourAverageExJunkie]

Hell yea

[@Loquacious_Jackson]

🧠🥷🤠🌬️🌬️🌬️🙏💰😡🧱🤷🏿

[@TheUncommonShaman]

A tragic warning but I get what you’re saying. It’s sweet.

[@aaronjohnson1005]

But nothing badass happened?

[@atavachronn]

@@aaronjohnson1005 welcome to the real world, aaron johnson.

[@lunchtime2960]

There is a local watering hole near my house, it has a large cliff to jump from. There is about a 3ft circle to jump into. If you miss that area you die or break many many bones. Every year minimum one guy dies and several injuries occur. Many signs warn about danger. News stories every year. People still jump.

[@sagefields]

*tragic video ends with kids screaming* Tim: Wow. Let's watch it one more time...

[@AfroReporter]

"They witnessed his death.... which is, pretty fucking cool." Tim has GOAT timing

[@sidology1.0]

Actually being born and raised in Louisiana, the beginning rant is so true. The deaths around gradustion was so sad. Drunk driving, hunting accidents, and trying to impress people. There was a death from a dare which involves the train tracks while a train was coming. The high schooler died.

[@Filthy_Larry]

Not sad. Be glad. June is the Darwin month. 😊

[@Sniperboy5551]

Sadly, that’s the same deal all across the country. It’s a miracle that I didn’t turn into a statistic myself.

[@nicholasturchiano1762]

God really took his time with them Louisiana folk huh

[@betterdrugsthanyours]

I went to a school/boot camp/cult for fucked up kids lot of them ended up dying young. One kid died on his birthday doing graffiti in a train tunnel bc he couldn’t out run an oncoming train.

[@emoneymd5]

Are you ashamed

[@justinstone4633]

"What goes through your mind in the last few seconds?" Shark teeth I'd imagine.

[@Filthy_Larry]

I’d say seafood.

[@Mr.Mud69117]

Not only shark infested waters, but this kid also jumped off a cruise ship in the middle of the ocean at night. Even with a buoy you're most likely going to die by getting stranded and drowning or dehydration. Be safe, break a leg but don't kill yourself

[@FedkaSlovanich]

the ocean is like space, you leave the ship you will never be found.

[@Bobbymaccys]

Sharks don’t infest water. They live there…

[@BuckScrotumn]

“Shark dies in human-infested city.” 😂😂😂

[@Smacko1]

An RIP to this man, but a gift.

[@siddharthbirdi]

Wish him well

[@Smoof29]

Tim just needs to gradually get more expensive and gaudy sunglasses until they're eventually a hinderance to his life and he has to hire interns to help lift and turn his head

[@elephantshoes]

😂😂

[@lorenjones2733]

I was Cameron as a young man. Racing cars, jumping off bridges, blowing things up with homemade bombs, swimming in rapids, etc etc. One day, I was talking to my dad and he was telling me about a man who was at lowes just shopping and a lift machine knocked a pallet off from the other side of the aisle and it crushed and killed him. I had just wrecked a dirt bike that day goin 80 and was still surprised I was unscathed. And I remember saying, "its not really fair, I'm always doing dumb stuff and this guy was just shopping and gets taken." I grew up a bit that day. I don't think Cameron was a dumb kid who deserved to die. He was just a kid who didn't get the chance to grow up.

[@perc3136]

Great way to put it

[@yogabee2222]

He has no chance as soon as he hit the water, I'm sure he instantly regretted his decision. Sad demise 💔

[@themoongateofficial]

Incredibly well put, life can be incredibly cruel and unfair, gotta be grateful if you’re able to learn from your mistakes, because some people don’t get the chance to

[@hopoff9968]

He wanted to be cool so bad, if I was him I would've pants'd the captain or something.

[@N-xi2zh]

is this shyt real?

[@theylive2749]

This story will be told at the 20 year class reunion at “Gumbo High School”.

[@KingKevmonger]

I can’t stop thinking about how his last minutes were... I had just gotten back from my first cruise (also to the Bahamas) a couple weeks before this happened. Even if the shark attack wasn’t immediate, IT IS DARK OUT THERE!!! We’d admire our balcony view at night, it was beautiful but super scary at the same time. I can only imagine that lit, loud boat getting quieter and tinier as it goes off into the distance… Until eventually, it’s just you, the sound of waves and pure blackness all around… 😖 I don’t wish that fate on anyone but he did it to himself…

[@spritemultipack]

USS Indianapolis

[@Browns4life]

The boat was anchored, what you see is him swimming in current.

[@clamcrewcarclub6017]

@@spritemultipackat least the crew of the Indianapolis had debris and lifeboats to cling to, not to mention dozens of your fellow sailors in the same situation. I can’t imagine being completely alone in that situation

[@JimmyStruthers1000]

So dumb

[@drunkenmmamaster419]

Oh no.... anyways

[@kraz250]

as a 20 year old, tim’s perspective is great for kids my age doing stupid shit

[@sonneversets3530]

But they’ll still do it, b/c ‘it’s never going to happen’ to them! ;)

[@Filthy_Larry]

Your not a kid. Your a young man.

[@cristiplopeanu]

@@Filthy_Larry It's mature thinking that matters. The vast majority of people have the maturity of a kid.

[@spuntoddler9702]

Every generation has the same people. Just different styles of clothes and the ideas get worse.

[@Filthy_Larry]

@@spuntoddler9702 hence it’s getting worse.

[@ItsMe-yv9jd]

...slow motion, you can see the head of the shark rise above water, as it bites the guys feet. (Sad to say, but he was definitely eaten by a shark.)

[@kholemcrae1100]

It was by the grace of god I lived through my wild years, I feel so bad for the kids that get caught

[@doctordemento965]

Most people will tell you the same thing... and you are right.

[@charlesk22]

I wasn't too wild but I had massive close calls, enough that it makes me question my atheist position.

[@hudsonavenueway603]

oooooo you’re a badass yeah

[@Chumbus21]

For real. People have spent years in prison for shit I did as a minor and somehow never got caught.😂 good luck out there everyone

[@Sniperboy5551]

I think that we can all relate to that feeling. I was a total idiot when I was in high school and college, it’s a miracle that I’m still kicking.

[@christusrex334]

worst part, if he did live, noone would've given a shit.

[@connorwest6988]

And the “bye bye” is very cold. That’s real life- a conversation in itself

[@gymbmymb3465]

It really will be a maturity point for everyone there, I'm sure the one who said "bye bye" is already used to axing stupid people from their lives because that carried the same weight of telling your drug addict friend "stay safe buddy" knowing full well they're gonna tempt a heart attack later that night.

[@tammywilhidewilhide2832]

That bye bye is cold

[@NoPe-n1j]

@@gymbmymb3465you couldn’t be more wrong. You seem to be severely autistic

[@michellemarie08]

I was in the Bahamas when it happened!! I was there for my sons senior trip and we had 6 moms and 6 boys. It wasn’t a “cruise ship” but more like a catamaran “sunset booze cruise”. This group had hundreds of kids from Louisiana with very little chaperones!! So the cautionary tale is not to let your 18 year old travel to another country unsupervised (or at least very little supervision). We heard that he was dared to jump off. Can’t imagine the guilt of the ones doing the daring

[@holeefuk413]

I don't think young people understand the concept of guilt these days

[@themoongateofficial]

@@holeefuk413they will, guilt hits everyone at different times

[@LilyGazou]

I can’t imagine senior trips. First world problems.

[@florptytoo]

If I jumped into shark infested waters, I'd die of a heart attack immediately, long before a single shark could bite. I'd straight go out like a gopher.

[@Bigg_Swig]

I’m saving this for my daughter to watch before graduation.

[@waltersobchak4079]

I feel like the killing youself doing stupid shit is mostly a male issue. Can't hurt, I guess.

[@annahgibbus8]

Tell her to keep track of her bra so her dad doesn't find it in the morning on the driveway 😂 Aah aah dad I have no idea how that happened 🤷? Dad didn't believe that obviously 🤣

[@sandorclegane3658]

​@@waltersobchak4079correct. Women don't do stupid things...

[@andrewc318]

Whatever was in the water was massive.

[@Ohsoloopy94]

He was fish food as soon as he hit the waters, cruises dump so much food waste

[@jayr178]

“I would tell a cop who was giving me a ticket “ I lost it

[@Dp-dx3zu]

Look at what cruises do to water that’s far away from them. It’s well known that it’s very easy to get sucked underneath a large boat. Now what’s weird is that he seems to be consciously evading something, and it’s well know sharks follow cruises at that spot. The fact that they haven’t found him kinda says it all though. So regardless of how he died he was eaten by sharks.

[@Browns4life]

The boat was anchored.

[@VikingsFan-sy2vc]

Instant regret. I bet he could feel the sharks underneath him too.

[@RawOlympia]

ugh

[@MARZILLI]

You can see a shark in the far left corner as he swims that way first…

[@MJtnp]

Just when I thought Tim couldn't find a worse pair of sunglasses. Well done sir.

[@acrustykrab]

The 🌈 ones are my favorite

[@Born_Into_This]

I had no idea he was an apprentice welder

[@michielfuentez8552]

The invincibility of youth is a lie you can only learn about as you get older. RIP

[@74jailbreaker]

It's a tragedy, especially for the friends and family, however, thank you for saying what needed to be said. Young people think the world can't touch them and they seriously screw up their lives because of it.

[@AH-jf8uw]

That shark had a good dinner.

[@tonysmith4250]

Man jumped in literal shark waters. That is natural selection at work

[@bonson9156]

I live right down the road from Baton Rouge. Jeez man that kid got ate no doubt. 110%. People broke down the whole thing in slo mo and zoomed in and all that.There was a big shark frenzy right under him.

[@martinaee]

Ironically, Tim is right; literally none of us would have ever known this dude-brah’s name. He did give us a gift 🎁 We wish him well.

[@sonneversets3530]

There’s multiple videos on it. This one you can’t even see. Find one you can.

[@Positive_J88]

I still don't know his name

[@Shin_Akumi]

"Oh, bye bye" bruh that was so cold yet so funny but also extremely realistic. 😂

[@GavoOutDaBando]

CAMERON?! YO HE DOESN'T GIVE A FUCK , THIS GUYS SICK

[@blondie9422]

He is a cautionary tale and as horrible as his death was I think it might stop some reckless people from making the biggest mistake of their lives. Hopefully some teenagers will think twice now.

[@sr4087]

Him blossoming into a full blown alex jones satire at this point is fookin amazing

[@slurmsmackenzie5729]

The kid that jumped and the kid that said "bye bye" we're just uneducated and didn't think dying was a possibility not to mention very likely from jumping off a cruise ship.

[@beckee6282]

I feel like alcohol was also at play here

[@Trist805]

Yea too many ppl are getting triggered because people said something while reacting to tragedy, in real time, as a result of somebody doing something dumb and careless.

[@Filthy_Larry]

I would have said HAHAJAHAHAHA Shark Wins. Fatality!!!

[@Tyler-mb8ce]

20 years ago it wouldn't have been captured on cam. Then it would just be up to everyone's memory.

[@themoongateofficial]

Like so many others lost at sea, though I think seeing the video is what makes it more chilling to all of us viewing it in the safety of our homes on land

[@4everu984]

Tim Dillon 😂😂😂😂😂 “I would have talk to the shark and tell HIM OR HER”, 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 why is every single word comedy gold?!

[@yurigee3204]

Lmfao 😂😂😂👌

[@crimsoncomposure]

You have lost your mind

[@eatThehomeless1]

That’s just life in the big city 🦈

[@bryanbrowning9294]

I was a shark for 30 years before I retired and became a WalMart shelf stocker. Never seen a kid jump in the water from a boat when I was around.

[@alecdomotor316]

Even more chilling if he wasn't eaten by a shark and instead just watched the ship disappear out of reach, left in the black abyss of the ocean to tread water as long as he could until exhaustion overcame him and he drowned. Horrible way to go.

[@Izzabenito]

That’s more chilling than getting eaten alive by a shark. At least there’s hope of You float away lol

[@lchristine3722]

I believe the ship was anchored.

[@brettharter143]

The is most likely what happened. You cannot see a shark from water level, especially in the dark. You might see a fin but in the dark i doubt it.... The splashing is like the ripples from when he jumped in hitting the side of the boat. A current might have just pulled him off

[@shacklefordduh6849]

That's so chilling to watch as this child goes missing right in front of everyone, as his parents never got stay goodbye or tell him how dumb that would be to jump.

[@nicholasturchiano1762]

yeah worst part is you know the mom or dad probably telling themselves now " I knew the cruise wasn't a good idea" That's something they will have to live with forever given they were the ones who had to consent his departure. That's a type of death that can bring down a whole family. They will forever question their judgment and have to harbor the humility of the kids poor judgment. ROUGH

[@Filthy_Larry]

@@nicholasturchiano1762 😂😂😂😂

[@308MiA]

​@@Filthy_Larrywhy are you laughing are you okay

[@Filthy_Larry]

@@308MiA 😂 yes. I’m fine. Happy and alive and on land smoking a blunt and getting high. Being able to look back to when I was 18 and at Woodstock. I had fun. Yet I didn’t do anything that would put my in bodily danger like Cameron. Cameron can’t look back at 42 like I can because he when he was 18, he did something that put him in great risk and the shark won. I’m soooo happy this man never got to reproduce. 😅😅😅😅😅

[@fframer1]

​@@Filthy_Larry LMAO . You were at Woodstock '99 and you're talking about people who shouldn't reproduce.

[@johnburrisfromchicago]

My good friend had ruined his life senior year towards our graduation, ended up commuting vehicular manslaughter to another person but just goes to show what Tim is saying is 100% facts, unfortunately it’s survival if the fittest and playing stupid games can win you stupid prizes

[@NirtieDigger]

Stop with the stupid prizes line. Low energy beta males use this term constantly. Just stop.

[@sekokhan5307]

Both fittest and luckiest

[@drunkenmmamaster419]

I'm guessing alcohol was involved? How long did he end up getting in prison ?

[@GodWorksOut]

The most telling part of the video was the witnesses reactions, especially the guy that maliciously said, “Bye, Bye!”

[@happy777abc]

We don't know he said it maliciously. Kid was drunk like all of them and another kid jumps off. Bye bye is just a drama comment that he couldn't believe it.

[@ApotheosiZ]

​@happy777abc drunk or not, that was extremely out-of-pocket. Being inebriated isn't an excuse for being a heartless asshole, if anything, it reveals their true character. I knew a lot alcoholics during my 20s that I no longer associate with because the things they would say & do was indicative of their character. It wasn't just because they were drunk that I stop hanging around them, it was because they really were careless assholes that I lost patience & desire for.

[@happy777abc]

@@ApotheosiZ and that's one view. Lots of people I know who drank a lot, hundreds of island locals, were not heartless at all. The guy who said it may not have remembered a thing and may have been merely walking by to the bar as he saw someone swimming. Bye bye can mean, dude how are gonna get in the boat!? The person may have had no idea that he was going to die any moment. They were on a booze cruise for fun and celebrating. The last thing the kid would process was the star baseball, who can swim strongly is gonna die. He was just having a good time celebrating. I have zero interest in alcohol. I stopped at age 17, as I played too many sports to want to drink. But many childhood friends neighbors and acquaintances that did drink were not mean nor vindictive. I choose to see the best in people. There is no way to read what was in the kids mind who say bye bye. Absolutely zero way to know.

[@ApotheosiZ]

@happy777abc you can literally hear the disrespect, and the "you're going die" affect in his voice. It was careless & malicious, the kid who said that is an asshole. Why would you even try to argue against that? You're betting on a shitty horse.

[@dmichael7144]

I just imagine that guy saying that after watching his friend get mugged and shot.

[@jcarl8759]

This rant is in the hall of fame

[@SuperMonsterTaco]

This one time we were cliff jumping off crazy ledges into lakes in highschool, most of us did the normal jumps but there was a crazy jump only one guy did. A few of us tried to get enough courage to jump (including me) I would look back and be upset at myself for not doing it because I was scared. Now I'm happy I didn't jump, being paralyzed or dying not worth it. Don't try to be cool, being cool is knowing your limits.

[@SamJustSaying]

18 years just for that moment.

[@MenaceTo_Society]

It’s crazy how people throw away their lives so easily, as Tim said it always happens so quickly😪

[@Runz32]

Alcohol.

[@Artofficial1986]

Sharks follow the ships because they toss garbage and food out into the water that they eat.

[@constantinosmavroyannis9409]

the bigger the glasses become the better the rants are

[@tomakoman]

The glasses are getting out of control

[@neo69121]

he's been training as a welder these past couples off weeks, we wish him well

[@floridaboy7075]

Those look like the glasses that the eye doctor gives you after being dilated.

[@MetalThatRoxUrSox]

There are moments that define your life, especially your death.

[@Filthy_Larry]

Yup. Cameron will be known as a dumbass who died in the most horrifying yet entertaining way that everyone will go on to live and enjoy.

[@marcshields3677]

This story was heart breaking to me. My son just graduated so it hit close to home. Very tragic. RIP.

[@acrustykrab]

You better have a loving talk with your kid, I wish him well

[@sonneversets3530]

@@user-vi5vd3ty9d Reading comp issues?

[@Filthy_Larry]

Raise your kids right and this won’t happen.

[@nylaparsons3355]

@@user-vi5vd3ty9d chill

[@screenheads3812]

Your kid got eaten by shark?

[@MrKn0ts]

"It was my senior summer and... he went an' got her." Describing a murder as "he got her" is the funniest shit ever 🤣

[@richardlafleur2864]

Biggest party foul is dying

[@dumpsta-divrr365]

Really brings the mood down

[@yesterdaze114]

I will forever be grateful to my parents for raising my brother & I right.

[@fraink1100]

I’m glad you came out fine, with that being said there is no right or wrong way to raise kids. Some kids thrive in a shit environment and other detoriate with a golden spoon. Give your self credit as much as you give your parents.

[@quincypayne6330]

​@fraink1100 there definitely is a wrong way to raise kids 😂

[@frankhernandez6524]

@Quincy Payne I don’t mean mistreating the kids but some do better experiencing hardships and it can build great character. I’ve seen to many family meme bets given every opportunity and given everything and the result is drug use and jail. I’ve seen it first hand.

[@Alexander_Grant]

Meh, I was raised as well as you could raise a kid, parents stayed together, never any abuse, would come pick me up with no questions from parties, praised honesty with them, and I still did stupid things. I've always been terrified of heights, so I never would have done this, but I can look back at my younger years and see the many ways I could have died. Hell, I was in the honors dorm at LSU my first semester in college, on the same campus where this kid was from, and that first weekend in the dorm with the best of the best of Louisiana was the wildest scene I've ever seen in my life. Kids passed out in the stairwells, at least two different ambulance calls, and I had tons of random knocks on my dorm room from people who could hardly stand up straight, it was like the college parties you see in movies. People that age just don't make smart decisions.

[@Filthy_Larry]

Same in a way. I was 18 at Woodstock 99. When the event was done, everyone was setting fires and looting stores. Not me. I just wanted to go home and get stoned.

[@garyindiana8075]

“BYE BYE” 😂 that’s savage. If he only knew it was actually see ya never.

[@charleswatson33]

WTF are his glasses, looks like he got a windshield riveted to his face lol.

[@festivetouch]

Those glasses probably cost more than a car.

[@rosswalkman9652]

Rick Owens $680.00

[@merctf2819]

never heard of tim dillon until rn but hes funny af

[@BL-lm4kf]

Its a real shark fight out there…

[@willrowe6088]

Lol

[@myquest666420]

Excellent lol

[@cjc2611]

Tim put it in perspective. The eeriest thing about this whole story for me and im sure alot of others is how this couldve very will been a decision i would have made at some point in my life. The closest feeling i could chalk this up to is the morning I realized id never drive wasted again in my life.

[@pigletti]

“Everybody witnessed his death…at the hands of a shark”