Telling People Corny Jokes

[@EnteWer]

"Why did the girl fall off the swing?" "Why?" "'Cause she had no arms" "That's terrible" Lmfao.

[@Roweus1998]

So serious lol

[@brian7519]

Knock knock Whos there Not the girl

[@AfsalK]

EnteWer haha i was about to write that

[@JoeHernandez-lp2tw]

EnteWer I

[@saplucky5114]

Kinda Dark tho....

[@lucifermorningstar8207]

what lights up a soccer stadium?? "Over there" 😂😂

[@xc98_]

Rohit Slays i don’t think he said that.

[@Cococonutt]

Was that you

[@youtoober2013]

1:24 When someone tells you a joke, you go "Ha ha HAAAA" When someone tells you a wisecrack, you go "Ha ha -OHHHH"

[@seif1496]

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms! - Knock knock! - who's there? - It's definitely not Sarah!

[@mandarthemochi9607]

+Seif Tarraf Not Sarah xD

[@Sarah-gk3fl]

Dammit I have no arms

[@mandarthemochi9607]

Lol, my cousin broke her finger so i sent her this joke xDD

[@cheetah2980]

what would sarah get for christmas if she was naughty? gloves.

[@tonya7517]

cheetah lmao

[@donovancece6616]

HOW IT SHOULD OF WENT Andrew "Why did Sally fall off the swingset?" Random person "I don't know." Andrew "She had no arms." Random person " That's sad." Andrew " Knock knock." Random person "Who's there?" Andrew "Not Sally..."

[@dimitridoroshko]

You can knock with your head. Just in case.

[@is-sam]

What do you call a fish with no eye ? .. Fsh hahhahahhhahahaah omg that killed me

[@filip69mk7]

R.I.P.

[@thatamazingphanisallama6159]

May you rest in peace issam 😥😥😥😓

[@GuyIL]

+Issam Mejdoubi Alla yerachmak

[@clearrrw5946]

LMAO I didn't even watch the video yet and I'm just dying from this comment haha

[@anastasiadunbar5246]

R.I.P Issam Mejdoubi

[@joshuabarrios7496]

"She had no arms" "That's terrible" LMFAOOOO

[@marisolbarragan6632]

Andrew's is so cute. Even with those stupid jokes I would've still laugh bc. His laugh is adorable

[@amosy8345]

Yeah his laugh is so cute :D

[@amanloul1301]

yeah, his laugh makes laugh 😂

[@avihagever]

andrew laughing at the end killed me hahaha

[@brothermanv]

It'd be cool if they did a Part 2 with more anti-jokes. 'Why did the little boy drop his ice cream cone?" "Idk. Why?" "Because he got hit by a bus." Then laugh and capture their awkward reactions. Lol

[@pinco2012]

I don't understand this joke 😅 What has the bus to do with the ice cream? 😅 Can you explain please?

[@brothermanv]

@@pinco2012 This is a darker, "I wasn't expecting that" type of joke. The average person might guess he dropped his ice cream because he tripped or maybe something scared him. So, it's a shock when they're told it's bc he got hit buy a bus

[@BesniGejmerVlog]

Tomato joke: Pulp Fiction! :D

[@AssasinSpike]

Why do they put fences around the grave yards? cuz people are dying to get in- LMAO!!!

[@federicocaramagno4831]

p 0p 0

[@Bash2003]

Why is the graveyard so loud? Because of all the coffin

[@AssasinSpike]

Too Bad wow LMAO

[@pinco2012]

@@Bash2003 I don't understand this joke 😅 What has the coffin to do with being loud? 😅 Can you explain please?

[@pinco2012]

@@Bash2003 Ahahahaahahahah

[@go_outside_10]

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms... Knock knock, who's there? Not Sally lol

[@WavyWes]

What do you call a fish with no i? FSH hahahahahaha that one got me

[@aimson]

oh shit, I lost it at the dentist joke, fucking hilarious!

[@yasirkadhim2940]

+Louisage HD tooth hurty = 2:30

[@universalstudios13]

LMAO, how you bean?

[@rumi1465]

That ones my fave!!

[@abdulazizabubaker7458]

Ikr😂😂😂

[@ash_langlois3968]

Is you playing Madden you go drive there on GTA

[@Sarah-gk3fl]

What did the ocean say to the other ocean? Nothing, they just waved. Do you sea what I did there?

[@kaelyntwist9191]

I shore did

[@noimansilva7712]

Kaelyn Twist how do you have friends?

[@Jac0bIAm]

Beautiful.

[@Frederic_Chopin.]

tooth hurty killed me hahahahaha

[@bitchimmadonna6487]

What do you call a magical owl? HOO-DINI

[@kamikazedustshop6481]

Bitch, i'm Madonna shut up

[@sammd2136]

the way Andrew delivers the joke is funny but the awkwardness made it funnier haha i can't

[@trustyjusty3623]

What did the pirate say when he had a wheel down his pants Arrrg it drives me nuts

[@yasirkadhim2940]

uncharted reference?

[@quantumleap4023]

😑😑😑😑

[@spencerburt5606]

These are honestly my FAVORITE jokes in the world

[@SchoolVideosGoHere]

That tomato joke is more messed up than the arm joke lol

[@jonfleet2457]

the random phone theft had me rolling. the music was priceless.

[@lo-siento-wilson]

same here

[@meliyuniarti2078]

Whenever I opened your videos, your intro always kills me😂 like you're so awkward, it seems you got no energy to even speak, however I just love that smile and that awkwardness c:

[@lilyw7220]

literally me trying to make friends

[@craigs6045]

Awwwwww bro, i'll be your friend

[@joeburreaux7953]

Anyone notice how different college students of 2012 look compared to now lol

[@juniormmmm]

Your reaction was hilarious. Thanks for making my day better!

[@AbeedSR]

LOOOL 00:55 the run with the phone really made me laugh, the music and timing and the run and everything omg

[@aboodabulaban2867]

"tooth hurty" "2:30?" "tooth hurty" "ooh" hahahahah

[@inkyhip458]

I realize this is corny, but when told by an awkward person it become very very funny!

[@slashifyu1453]

Who gon tell him

[@KyleGD]

Aht aht aht aht

[@davidfalloutbandit]

What do they call a REALLY old cow? a legend-DAIRY cow

[@drmaazsadiq]

I'm a dental student, the last joke made me laugh out loud. Good show!

[@Tacticalnuke246]

Why did they put a gate around the grave yard? "Zombie apocalypse idk.." LOL

[@jessevalentine1016]

Love that you saved the best for last, I actually laughed :D

[@mv-id2uj]

That no arms jome killed me lol!!!

[@BangingYourMomSoFast]

Corny jokes are actually some of the funniest jokes.

[@shamk7682]

I don't get the last one. Can someone please explain?

[@kingti85]

When's the best time to go to the dentist? Tooth-hurty (2:30)

[@shamk7682]

kingti85 omg thankyou. youre so nice. im just really slow. now I get it. :)

[@omairjamal3027]

Besides the pranks that evoke rage from people, I absolutely love everything else!!! Thanks for the lawhfs :)

[@MarmaladeStex]

A Box of Cereal got Stuck in a Maize & Yelled out for Help to It's Mate Kernal who Replied "Wheat a Minute & keep Your Ears open as I'll Starch Looking for You as soon as I can!".There You Go!, One Corny Joke!.

[@executionerstyle]

1:05 Pulp Fiction af

[@TheDizzySmurf]

1:11 The joke from Pulp Fiction

[@MOm4r]

yeahh i'm not the only one

[@MovieManiacTalks]

I caught that too.

[@bigtoballer3649]

The best job in the world is making others happy!

[@augustoroabastos6494]

Wow... u just blew my mind!!

[@777Revolutionary]

Your channel has me crackin up. I guess it really targets certain people's sense of humor. Funny stuff. Had me rofl'in

[@THEgiggle4u]

Why did Sally fall off the swing?? Because, she had no arms. Knock, Knock. Who's there?? Not Sally. Is that bad??XDD

[@websurfer8041]

"zombie apocalypse" LOL

[@22laith22]

Corny?? These were awesome!

[@robertbriant5423]

Why did the fish fail in school? All his grades were under c's.(seas)

[@HasyirIbrahim]

Does anyone know where I can find the background music in this video? Is it royal tee free?

[@bigtoballer3649]

Ahhh man the good old days, when Andrew made the best videos :( ! He has changed so much! Lmfao i still come back to hear that "No Arm" Joke! makes me laugh every single time!

[@BrwrFan806]

lol epic tell joke then steal phone

[@iCookie1]

lost it at 0:55...prankception

[@LaPersonaNonGrata]

What a great way to get on campus and tell random girls corny jokes. You never know - one might actually think you're cute for doing it and it may lead to something more !

[@nikkitee6074]

OMW!! I love corny jokes !! you just made my day a lot better !! random people are super awesome !!

[@demeko96]

"she had no arms" "that's terrible" LMAO

[@Bravo-yj7eu]

what do you call to Mexicans playing basketball? ( •_•) ( •_•)>⌐■-■ (⌐■_■) ..Juan on Juan.

[@kuychannel1893]

Im I the only one didn't know anything about corny jokes ?

[@Vulpeserenade]

The last one killed me idk why😂😂😂😂 i like how hes the only one laughing at himself

[@chatex2666]

Found and love your videos,been binging for like 2 hours. Loved the pulp fiction Joke :D

[@irmagarcia533]

*grabs notebook and clicks pen* *"im ready."*

[@orphan01]

What do you get when you cross an owl with a bungee cord. MY ASS!! NYAAHAHAHA

[@SplinteredX]

I died when you ran off with the phone

[@ninaballerina4579]

i was laughing hardout at all his jokes 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 omggg I can't!!!! #FSHHHH 😂😂😂😂

[@PyroPiwi]

"Excuse me, Ma'am. Three tomatoes are walking..." How do you start a conversation like that?! LOL

[@aracheilla]

"Why did the girl fall off the swing? Cause she had no arm." "That's terrible."

[@mattb2704]

An owl and a squirrel are sitting in a tree, watching a farmer go by. The owl turns to the squirrel and eats it because it is a bird of prey.

[@Maxximuss18]

1:59 hahaha "why did the girl fall off the swing?...because she had no arms" "oh that's terrible"

[@sahilw6383]

I think he had that last girl totally enchanted, the way she stood there and totally forgot about where she'd been rushing off to earlier..

[@JGeotic]

LOVE this channel. Unsubed from Vitaly and found this channel. It's less risky and offensive and I like that.

[@jjfromearth]

I remember watching this when I was a teen, man good times man. Internet is not the same anymore.

[@sandragonzalez443]

My favorite one.. "Why did the girl fall off the swing?" "Why?" "She had no arms." "That's terrible" XDD

[@HeMbo99]

1:09 Mia Wallace joke from Pulp Fiction!

[@civoreb]

I heard that dentist joke back on Disney in 1999-2000. They used to have jokes for commercials.

[@MUHIL]

The music when you run away with the phone is awesome!

[@taliii8609]

My friend: I missed the bus today Me: ... You mean the bus missed you. HA HA HA So funny.. ;-;

[@Rdriver221]

"Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms. That's terrible." Best one haha

[@desireelaymance8083]

Haha tht was awesome!! You should totally do one asking random ppl to scratch your back!

[@TrinityRourke]

"hey when's the best time to go to the dentist?" "Um, I don't know, the morning? "No, tooth-hurty." "Two thirty?" "Tooth-hurty." "Oh." "Yeah." And that is the epitome of this channel

[@MushroomNinja]

Corny joke + whatever's can I borrow your phone to call my phone trick + lahwfs phone steal = Overpowered

[@AnonymousAustralian983]

Man that background music when he takes off with people's phones is hilarious.

[@YourName-jm9wi]

Me: What's a pirates favourite letter? Friend: RRRRRRRR Me: no, *in pirate voice* the C

[@abc-pq9lv]

Why was there smoke coming out of the chimney? because santa farted! ....LOL

[@NinjaZombieMonkey7]

Hahaha this is my favourite one. The awkwardness of the last one is brilliant.

[@terriblynumb]

Lol the part of you running made me laugh. Were you stealing his phone??

[@kennedyseaton4326]

those are the most corny jokes I've ever heard. that's probably why it was so funny

[@xxpurplemilkxx]

Hahaha I lost it when that random phone snatching came on haha

[@emajimage]

I love when he mixes in stuff he's done in previous videos. Like throwing in a phone steal once in a while. Or an awkward handshake =p

[@chaifoowa]

"tooth hurty" HAHAHAHAHHHHAHAH A MADE MY DAY!

[@discountpanda]

Even when someone tells you a corny joke your day is still brightened by the gesture of kindness ... so it doesn't matter if the joke is lame. I'd rather be told a corny joke than have someone do the norm and be a b!tch to me.

[@lilmajode]

dude love the video, so random that my best mate on 1:36 and i will love to see the full video or unedited version please!!!

[@forthegreatergood4281]

Baby tomato joke was EVERYTHING🖤

[@dustinwagner9292]

"Why did the girl fall of the swing?" "She had no arms" lol'd

[@franklinfalco9069]

What kind of Chinese food would you not want to play hide and seek against? A peking duck.

[@luminolmetal5194]

This was one of my favorite videos of his

[@ReviewMovieWorld1]

0:58 lol runs away and guy kinda looks chill

[@kopxpert]

1:57 that guy is a legit fashionista man

[@VolcyThoughts]

These are so corny yet funny as fuck. The soccer guy actually thought there was a game going on lmfaooo

[@baburao87]

The tomato joke at 1:05 was from Pulp Fiction.😂😂

[@andreyrizhkov4179]

"Knock knock" who's there? "Sorry, I'm married"

[@3021an]

@wagwan6248 "Because she doesn't have arms" try swinging on a swing without arms. That one had me in tears for some reason. LMAO!