Templin Wormhole: Screk Diplomats Asked To Keep Screaming Coming From Embassy To A Minimum

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► Audio: 'Break News' and 'Emotive Technology' under license from Premium Beat, 'Funky Detective', 'Heavy Guitar', 'Heading Home', 'Beast Mode', 'Calling The Shots' under license from Storyblocks. 'Sweet 16' by Hilary Duff under KZbin license.
► Voiceover: Xenonion continuity announcer: Don @narrationmagic (Fiverr), Jaina: Naomi Miller @naomi_miller (Fiverr), Rep Von Gebser / Rich Dad: Dylan @flfalcon (Fiverr), Zarissa: Philomena @graphixgoddess (Fiverr)
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[@XenonionNews]

Don't forget to visit the ISS Xenonion! discord.gg/fq4kEuZAkb

[@ortherner]

ok

[@roaringbeardragon4531]

OH NO NOT A NEW PEOPLE TIDAL WAVE

[@TemplinInstitute]

Such courageous journalism.

[@XenonionNews]

Our indentured interns are at your service!

[@masterthiefesq2440]

@@XenonionNews Sounds like your interns need some liberating...

[@ortherner]

you are underrated

[@Jaydee-wd7wr]

@@ortherner, What a nice thing to say.

[@XenonionNews]

@@ortherner Completely, 4 out 5 nerve stapled arthropoids agree!

[@olefredrikskjegstad5972]

The uncanny nature of the facial animations honestly just feels like it's entirely on brand for Xenonion

[@AwesomeSheep48]

It's to stop ipser from having to animate them himself, but yeah, it does work well.

[@masterthiefesq2440]

Antareans: Screk, why are you making your puppet states fight each other? Screk: OMG, I LITERALLY CAN'T EVEN RIGHT NOW! I FEEL SO *ATTACKED*!

[@hohohohoh4043]

omigad antarens are such sl*ts

[@vincegalila7211]

I mean in game the Screk currently have just the UTP like technically the UTP could "enslave" other empires but they've been focused on building Habitats everywhere they've pretty much just attacked the Thimodian's and the Tavurites.

[@CommanderM117]

only good Screk is a dead Screk said by all other xenophobic

[@vincegalila7211]

@@CommanderM117 the Xenophobes are spilt between Isolationists and Supremacists. The former wants use to cut all ties with the Wider Galaxy expel the Xenos and hunker down in our current territory in a Eternal peace bought by superior weaponry the latter want to enslave or purge the Entire Galaxy. The leaders of both of these Factions are Admirals.(this is a actual thing in-game.)

[@CommanderM117]

@@vincegalila7211 depends on the empire as well when it come to my space wolves their xenophile Pirate gov and thing like the Screk sadistic enslavers or the Brain bugs would drive them to purging them but that me

[@1Maklak]

This is why you need Titans. An admiral's daughter can't be expected to travel to school in a mere battleship.

[@MiGujack3]

You are a horrible father. I give mine a Juggernaut or a Star-eater if it's a rainy day.

[@1Maklak]

@@MiGujack3 Ya, but I have like 5 Admirals.

[@MouldMadeMind]

@@MiGujack3 didn't you still lost custody?

[@MiGujack3]

@@MouldMadeMind The wonders of international space.

[@fenrisvermundr2516]

My dad only let me drive a Regal-Class Superdreadnought. It wasn't even red either. Like you are the son of the Eternal Emperor the least you could do is let me pick my own starship dad! I wanted a red one! Luckily he made it up to me by buying me a planet in the Atomic age with over 5 Billion Pops.

[@insignificantgnat9334]

So the Jersey Shore reboot was the Screk's fault? These monsters need to be stopped!

[@jamestown8398]

Screk: OMG! I can’t believe you crashed my party!” Unbidden: “It’s literally in our name.”

[@Ohflipsnap]

Zarissa: "UGH! You've ruined my birthday party, AND my life!"

[@RegularGiraffe]

the captions are gold: "friendly and inclusive chainsaw sounds, screaming"

[@RegularGiraffe]

also, zarissa's show sounds great. Really wish it got front billing on the video

[@52flyingbicycles]

Why is this channel so consistently high quality for a satirical news channel (based on a satirical news channel) based on a space strategy game?

[@ZearthGJL]

"This enraged the Diplomats, who punished them severely."

[@pashauzan]

Dude. Uncool

[@jagothegamer5750]

I understood that reference.

[@Idazmi7]

Dude! the Diplomats are like, right there! *_...D'oh no!_*

[@sicksock435446]

Someone being murdered in an Embassy? That seems strangely familiar... *cough*Khashoggi*cough*

[@ktmp2003]

Especially the chainsaw 😢

[@sergeantmajor_gross]

That’s the joke.jpg

[@ANAN-er8rg]

more like Abu Ghraib prison or 2 million algerians france killed

[@danielutriabrooks477]

@@ANAN-er8rg Technically Algeria was part of Metropolitan France so France killed 2 million french

[@TaterPictures]

But will she invite Jeff? He's like the coolest kid at school.

[@samueltrusik3251]

But, I thought his name was Jefff?

[@abbyalphonse499]

*Yeagh.*

[@PerfectAlibi1]

Jeff is that weird kid that eats worms...

[@olegoleg258]

Jeff told me not to come to the galactic council today

[@zipster6393]

she said she wouldn't invite the goth necroid kids, so i'm guessing no.

[@Yotarnn]

*friendly and inclusive chainsaw noises* is now my favorite quote

[@insignificantgnat9334]

Can't wait for the Great Khan's reunion tour. Getting the Horde back together baby!

[@bubbasbigblast8563]

"Fear not, people of Earth! Antares has come to save you!" "Yes! Our long lost brothers and sisters are here to-" "FROM TERRIBLE TEEN DRAMAS!" --- "How did the people of Earth take our message, soldier?" "Crying tears of joy, sir. And wails of joy. And many, MANY messages begging us to save them." "Tell them not to worry, we won't stop until the Skrek pledge to NEVER subject the Galaxy to shows this bad ever again!"

[@matthewevans5486]

I thought you were going to say "from yourselves" not teen dramas

[@hafor2846]

I really don't mind the wholesale genocide, but those teen dramas... Let the Unbidden invade, shove the only copy into their portal and then close it. It's the only way to be sure.

[@bificommander]

@@matthewevans5486 Oh no, it's the Church of the Worm.

[@t3chkn1ght]

I was expecting "FROM YOUR HERESY!!!!" but then I remembered "wrong humans."

[@matthewevans5486]

@@bificommanderHurray it's the Church of the worm..... Oh no it's the Church of the worm 😂

[@HowBoutUHandleDeezNutz]

Free ear plugs? Heck they don't even do that at my job, how kind

[@tach5884]

Any dimensions where an empire moved to an almost empty galaxy to attempt finishing the tech tree in peace?

[@dragnarok4286]

If you can't finish the tech tree in the first 100 years your empire is a complete waist of space and a complete technological failure. - a Sneering Technocrat

[@ctl9139]

@@dragnarok4286 unless your fleet is overwhelming compared to everyone.

[@marginbuu212]

Wow, imagine wanting an entire protectorate for your 16th birthday. I would have been happy to receive a few energy credits, maybe some alloys or minerals. Consumer goods if I was lucky. Offspring these days.

[@zipster6393]

energy credits? Brother, I gotta reassign pops If I even want something for my birthday.

[@asperRader]

Hell yeah, I'm so happy to see that My Sweet Screk 16 is getting the recognition it deserves. It's an absolute blast and has a number of heartwarming messages behind its facade of superficiality.

[@vojtaliska1430]

Screk? That sounds like a czech word 'skřek', meaning a scream

[@Axius27]

Hmmmmmmm :P

Nice!

[@swedishmaniac5337]

It also sounds like the swedish word "skräck", meaning "terror"/"horror".

[@PerfectAlibi1]

Maybe that's the joke? XD

[@AttaMan]

@@PerfectAlibi1 I don’t think so. Screk is one of the preloaded empire names for Stellaris

[@uhhhscizo6531]

The most unrealistic thing in this video is that xenophobic empires would even send OUT embassies

[@Book_Bird]

It just kept going and going and my endorphins cannot keep up. We're at seizure-level enjoyment, here.

[@yabutmaybenot.6433]

Finally! My life starts to lose direction and meaning without my update of Galactic News.

[@ultron6494]

This is just criminally underrated.

[@michaelrooney3133]

I could travel across the endless breath of space and still get the same shit I got at home

[@Karma92008]

Have we considered soundproofing the screk embassy and upgrading the door to be circular based, allowing for the blood to stay in their embassy?

[@samueltrusik3251]

The Screk girl sounded a bit stressed. Maybe she needs a moment of meditation with the Cloister of the Spirits.

[@zipster6393]

ugh... stop pushing your dang "shroud" mumbo jumbo on the rest of the galaxy!!

[@samueltrusik3251]

@@zipster6393 SILENCE HERETIC!

[@zipster6393]

@@samueltrusik3251 The only true way to salvation is through robotics, not "gods" or whatever.

[@ZebraOnYourNose]

how the hell do these voice actors not laugh while delivering these lines??

[@charlesmaddison212]

Omg the facial animations are so good!

[@danielpirela1225]

Remember, glassing a planet is way better than dealing with politicians

[@zipster6393]

and spoiled teens! In fact, I've outfitted my colossus with a neutron sweep just for the occasion!

[@VelociraptorsOfSkyrim]

@@zipster6393 Clever! Win-Win situation!

[@Ktotwf]

This took a weird fucking turn and I loved every second of it

[@samsonguy10k]

The headache I acquired from the Screk 16 show went away while listening to Xenonion's music sequence.

[@ZearthGJL]

Zarissa. Coincidence that it rhymes with Larissa?

[@martinconway8174]

Oof

[@ZeraNex]

“What the frick is this? God darn I can’t believe the other galaxies are this stupid. When is the engine complete? We really have to reshape all dimensions.”

[@Ep3o]

I watch this more than real life news

[@imrezatyko2630]

Makes sense comedy beats straight out lying in you're face

[@Ep3o]

@@imrezatyko2630 Facts

[@CoffeeSuccubus]

That sweet 16 was killer.

[@zipster6393]

oh, IM SORRY ABOUT SENDING MY COMBAT WARFORMS TO DESTROY THE MOST ANNOYING GIRL IN THE GALAXY.

[@waddyz8802]

Can't wait to watch today's news

[@selwrynn6702]

Oh jeez, I hope I didn’t ruin Sarissa’s birthday and her life too.

[@zipster6393]

hmmm... I wonder if I could do that by giving her some of my dangerous combat drones...

[@badpiggies988]

The sound of the chainsaw purged me

[@Lawofimprobability]

It's a joke but the French embassy complained about the noise from Idi Amin's executions (possibly as a subtle way to asking for them to stop without offending him) but Idi Amin's solution was to switch from firing squads to sledgehammers.

[@tanker00v25]

Holy shit

[@ultron6494]

Here we go.

[@kektuss]

The Shadows sure do get around

[@walefalmes880]

Requesting additional dosage of highly powered sleeping pills Reason: Nieghbors Incoherent and ominous shrieking above working hours.

[@zipster6393]

Emperor, get the colossus.

[@elinelson5399]

They’re called the shrek for a reason

[@nikko6041]

0:58 the voice actress sounds like she is holding back laughter😂 This channel is great

[@sandman4663]

I just wanted to say, this channel is so unique and amazing, thanks for the content!!

[@Oba936]

Best.News.Ever.

[@takoyaki_san6838]

Viral pop groups "Blue Six" and "Red Nine" join force to form new super group "MAGENTA FIFTEEN" XD.

[@moccalou]

Absolutely love your videos! Keep them coming. XD

[@davidshea6272]

Welp, if anyone felt bad about whats coming for the Screk, I doubt they do now.

[@roaringbeardragon4531]

SCREEEEEEEEE -Furry Screck

[@grumpy_bird]

G O T H N E C R O I D S

[@wittycognomen4931]

Gods bless the journalists who’ve lost their hearing.

[@kaynealexander4993]

We need more content like this, seriously

[@MysteriousBoy173]

The sweet 16 bit was the best👌😂

[@opasailor]

this is golden

[@Ilbram_Harker]

Ngl, kinda makes it look like the Antares are flexing on the Screk.

[@DepressedDiego]

Content of this quality and consistency shouldn't be possible

[@SirDankleberry]

My xeno purging finger is getting itchy.

[@LezbionestHere]

Nice use of the ai to animate faces. I love it!

[@scoot.112]

The animation is actually really good

[@kane2875]

So the Great Khan and Ether Drake are musicians now?

[@zipster6393]

Yeah! they just dropped a banger called: Pirates and Pillage! you should really listen to it!

[@denifnaf5874]

Empathy got bred out:

I'm just glad it was a happy ending 🌚

[@danielmacintosh5875]

what the fuck I just found gold

[@loganswalk8621]

This is why you organics are weak if you were synthetic you could turn off your audio receptors and completely ignore the screaming.

[@Warcodered01]

Space Turkey?

[@djshire1984]

No, because Turkey wouldn't try and hide things, nor cooperate with a federation.

[@lordlakko6902]

You are fucking great dudes, i love your work

[@scoopidywhoop7484]

Sorry, forgot to unplug femur breaker.

[@novaarcanum0060]

Full episode of Screk 16 when?

[@emperorkarlfranzrulerofthe2826]

I dont see any diffrence between Vtv and what Mtv is now.

[@Shinzon23]

Looks like that sweet 16 party is set to become "Sweet death from orbital Bombardment at the age of 16"... Anyone have any marshmallows? I hear Skrek make great bonfires when set alight!

[@Shinzon23]

@@nguyenitwindows392 the one that just so happens to use multi Megaton Atomic devices set to explode in a glorious blue or pink colour? Why yes yes it is

[@zipster6393]

Skrek military assets are on that world, so their combat information could be useful for the combat drones I'm sending there.

[@hedgehog3180]

When companies say that they're an inclusive and diverse workplace.

[@swardinc]

hmm something tells me all is now well

[@mosesracal6758]

I wish Zarissa would invite me

[@zipster6393]

calm down there, you wouldn't want to be there for what i'm planning to do to the world.

[@KouNagai]

Yes

[@imperialfist2304]

How disrespectful from the Screk, I thought they were better than this.

[@suddenlythatenderman5800]

Damn sreck

[@jedidragonking5070]

It doesn't say so, but does Zarissa have a thing for Terran guys 😳? I'm in the mood for a little degradation 🤣

[@zandaroos553]

bonk

[@zipster6393]

sorry to burst your bubble, but there are trillions in the galaxy who think they have a chance, so you definitely do not. and the screk don't allow xeno-compatibility, and they only have migration treaties with other xenophobes.

[@malthus986]

Oh, I hate this birthday stuff with a passion. The problem is: reality is already so crazy, that this parody can merely imitate it.

[@martinconway8174]

Well this was completely factual

[@StarboyXL9]

*Friendly and inclusive chainsaw sounds* Sounds like the Screk embassy is based in California.

[@tremor3258]

I have to say, the ad was on point enough I was looking for the skip button

[@mathewweeks9069]

I love it your awesome

[@jpizzleforizzle]

Wtf did I just watch?

[@zandaroos553]

A cartoon on the internet

[@jpizzleforizzle]

@@zandaroos553 thanks! I've only been on this timeline for a few days. Wasn't sure if it was real or not. Man things are different in this one. And that Beiber kid...he's got some talent, but without giving away too much, Let's just say he's doing a fine job as President back home.

[@zipster6393]

A masterpeice

[@Reg_The_Galah]

Daddy I can’t wait

[@brotheralaric7177]

it seems being a 16 years old brat girl is the same in the galaxy.

[@zipster6393]

The skrek watched the classic: Keeping up with the kardashians, and got funny Idea's.

[@RoboMuskVsLizardZuckerberg]

My spy network on nutshell

[@roaringbeardragon4531]

IPSER DM ME THE FULL SCRECK 16 MOVIE NOW OR IM CANCELLING MY PSYLINK SUBSCRIPTION

[@specs.weedle]

Be patient, vent cat.

[@roaringbeardragon4531]

@@specs.weedle NEVER

[@pyeitme508]

Lol 🤣

[@dirtyfox2289]

AAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!

[@wayneellis7297]

Wait wait, what was that bit about the Great Khan coming back?

[@Zetler]

Lmao. 😂

[@Shiroya_Rumika]

Seriously though, when will Screk 16 be available

[@AaronCorr]

Everytime I see the Khan in their throne I see the ancient Namekian Eldest from Dragon Ball...

[@alexandermackie7621]

Original or abridged?

[@VelociraptorsOfSkyrim]

@@alexandermackie7621 Yes.

[@alexandermackie7621]

@@VelociraptorsOfSkyrim Good choice.

[@TheToma305]

Sounds like China....

[@JustAnotherZoomer]

So biased I love it

[@fumarc4501]

Uh-oh… sweet 16 has returned. We must save humanity from V tv!

[@Teammate92]

Am I alone who has this constant uncanny valley feeling?