Templin Wormhole: The Latest Headlines From Antares

Utilizing state-of-the-art Templin Institute Wormhole technology, Xenonion is now able to broadcast transmissions from our sister stations in alternate dimensions.
Right now we head to the Antares Confederacy, and a live news broadcast from Confederacy Broadcasting Antares (CBA) News.
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► Animations / Graphics: Under license from Storyblocks, Motion VFX, selected art from The Templin Institute (Stellaris Invicta series artwork by Dmitry Vishnevsky, Alfred Rodriquez) and Citywokcitywall / Skibitth (Skylines Invicta), otherwise Creative Commons from Pexels, Pixabay.
► Audio: 'Break News' and 'Emotive Technology' under license from Premium Beat
► Voiceover: Xenonion continuity announcer: Don @narrationmagic (Fiverr), Jaina: Naomi Miller @mimifatale (Twitter), CBA continuity announcer Bernie Baggarly @berniebaggarly (Fiverr), Luis: Dylan @flfalcon (Fiverr)
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[@embasorangiratina36]

Cant wait to mabye colonize the real Antares. See y'all in like 200 years.

[@lazypizzaship8911]

I'm sorry but did you mean the scourge homeworld?

[@jezusbloodie]

The original Antares is next to Sol, and already colonised by the United Terran Protectorate

[@lazypizzaship8911]

@@jezusbloodie I played as the UNE and my spawn was at the edge of the galaxy and the scourge invaded right next to me.

[@vincegalila7211]

@@jezusbloodie the Colony's named Olympia.

[@UglyJaguar]

Antares is a hyper giant ain't nobody colonizing that system😐

[@Balsiefen]

Oh goddamn. I hate it when there's a lightspeed delay before I can watch the video.

[@XenonionNews]

Have you tried turning your optical implants on and off again?

[@TheCzarcastic]

Ha get on my level, -1241 ping because I've got tetryon internet. Fibre Optic is so pre warp

[@KoteDarasuum]

@@TheCzarcastic Ugh good for you, human empire where i live uses psionic based warp... um, shroud communication, its so damn unreliable. Sometimes the messages come years late, sometimes in advance and once when i was in Alpha Centauri i got message that came from 38 thousand years from the future! Damn i wish my empire would use tetryon internet and jump drives like everybody else and not psi based interstellar communication and travel technology...

[@kane2875]

@@KoteDarasuum What did that message from the future say?

[@komodopolo7385]

based on the title is this a crossover from stellaris invicta ?

[@XenonionNews]

Yes, that's right - Season 2!

[@d0d0birdiexd78]

@@XenonionNews infinity war is the most ambitions crossover in history Xenonian: hold my blorgatta

[@UglyJaguar]

These are priceless😂😂

[@tennesseeempire2892]

@@XenonionNews hey I dont know if this is possible but could you do something with the GTU

[@anacolakovic4201]

@@tennesseeempire2892 There was a segment at the end

[@isaacwhite2216]

As an Embasoran Senator I'm disgusted that the other Republics would volunteer the great Commonwealth in such a trivial and childish move......where do I sign up?

[@seamusfinnegan1164]

SENATOR GIRAFFE HAS AS MUCH A RIGHT TO HIS OFFICE AS ANYONE ELSE!

[@theironcross7557]

"Can Senators please remember to holster their guns, and can the delegation from Alfjari-vet please remove the giraffe" The Senate: [IMCOMPREHENSIBLE SCREAMING AND GUNSHOTS] And this doesnt even mention the goddamm Hat bill

[@XenonionNews]

We actually had the hat in the ticker, but couldn't fit it in: 'Sagallo Health Institute Confirms Rhumdaran Hats Not Safe For Consumption'

[@lEGOBOT2565]

I think that was a gavle, not a gun

[@pizzapicante27]

Given how the streams usually go, thats a very accurate representation of the senate.

[@dylanchouinard6141]

“*sigh* I got a masters in political science for this” - Jut-Farheed Representative Ali Ibn al-Fihri, moments after a stray bullet hit his Captain Antares lunchbox

[@flomparolic]

Political Science courses in the Antares system currently include firearms training, crowd navigation exercises, and animal handling lessons.

[@occultatumquaestio5226]

High Marshal Mistman! Of course, after a thousand years, this was the plan all along.

[@somebodyoncetoldme5203]

How could we have be so blind!?

[@greatertexanunion8662]

I should have seen this coming.

[@alexandermackie7621]

@@greatertexanunion8662 of all people, you should have, yes. XD

[@DarthAwesome117]

@@greatertexanunion8662 Now they need to make one for you.

[@ZearthGJL]

"They'll be all Embasorans." Me: Ya, no. You don't send the most Sane people of the entire Confederacy through a gate.

[@CoffeeSuccubus]

The Greater Terran Union thing was unexpected yet welcoming

[@thedoruk6324]

Antaris Confederacy: '' *🅱ad Turtle ppl govt need to go & the Crystal bros are good* ''

[@omabrax0555]

right-on 😂😂😂

[@badjuju2721]

Pretty sure the Antares parliament is just a bunch of stoners with guns...

[@bestsynth4102]

WHAT? EVERYONE FROM EMBASORA?! Are you INSANE?! - Senator 34, Embasora

[@jovialmonster757]

Hey, 2 maybe 3 people will be left behind - a fellow Embasoran Senator

[@demonknight70]

this is just the Onion for Stellaris

[@carteradams43]

what I was thinking. the start of this gave off the same feel of those onion videos showing a dystopian future

[@Gabriel87100]

"Antares Senate considers ban on rifles, live animals in debate chamber" lmao

[@mroscargreen5923]

As a member of the Convention on Uplift Potential, I must decry the choice of banning animals!

[@eoghandaly2219]

when a spiritualist empire sees a single robot. HERESY

[@TheArklyte]

Not anymore since at least the release of Federations and existence of Galactic Council and its resolutions. Now it's more of: Robot pop: exists Spiritualist Empire: you owe us child support

[@oracle8192]

@@TheArklyte yeah but if it continues to the max resolution it is an outright galactic ban, besides you can still ban them in your own empire without having any spiritualist resolutions

[@TheArklyte]

@@oracle8192 I've played Rogue Servitors recently and don't recall having to worry about being banned from existence so I guess you mean specifically Driven Assimilator and whatever a genocidal one is.

[@badpiggies988]

I have a theodem empire that allows them and has like 4 models

[@infernosgaming8942]

Liked the little GTU crossover at the end, will have to tune in for more

[@sneedmcsneed2762]

University of Tonderay tehorises every alternative dimension has edgy xenophonic human empire

[@andersforsgren3806]

An important matter indeed! This How sharp are those edges? And at what angle to reality?

[@CosmereInformant]

Xenonion News: “High Marshall Mistman” Me: “You finally really did it. You maniacs! You wasted water! God damn you! God damn you all to hell!”

[@yochaiwyss3843]

NOT THE WATER CRIMES DIVISION!!!

[@somebodyoncetoldme5203]

This is order 66 all over again!

[@Anastas1786]

As a devoted GTU patriot, I must say I'm _deeply_ conflicted. Sure, it could be argued that, with the Union's reach and power, we no longer _need_ strictly-enforced water usage laws, but then, what about that _crime boss_ some decades ago, Whatsisname? The only thing they could ultimately get to stick to _him personally_ WAS his _water crimes!_

[@ProjectEkerTest33]

The Mist man won?! NO!

[@t3chkn1ght]

I blame the Wessari

[@lgp5619]

Are you guys using deepfake tech to make these now? that face animation looks exactly like a deepfake!

[@XenonionNews]

That's right! Our department of enslaved xeno interns have been hard at work.

[@t3chkn1ght]

@@XenonionNews No, they're not slaves, they're "low-tiered citizens."

[@johnroach9026]

@@XenonionNews "Prisoners with jobs"

[@alexandermackie7621]

@@johnroach9026 pardoned from life at the end of their sentence?

[@alexanderchristopher6237]

@@alexandermackie7621 consider it part of their retirement package.

[@johnactive1754]

As someone who has never seen the source material for this, I’m dying of laughter and confusion.

[@manius1222]

High Marshall Mistman?! I'm all up for mendated daily showers!

[@t3chkn1ght]

This is not what we fought the Tyrum for. What's next, a Wessari High Marshall?

[@manius1222]

@@t3chkn1ght Tyrum High Marshall lets goooo

[@occultatumquaestio5226]

So we have the GTU and the Antares ConFed. I ponder what news is occurring in the Holy Solar Empire, Eternal Krenetum, and United Terran Protectorates.

[@mosesracal6758]

For news of the Holy Solar Empire, you just gotta turn to Sol and PRAISE THE SUN

[@Rifky809]

@@mosesracal6758 ah a fellow sunbro! \[T]/

[@jonathanredacted3245]

Eternal Krenetum: *BONE CRUNCHING*

[@QuarkGamingLLC]

Im guessing this was based on discussions in the discord

[@XenonionNews]

Yes we have a translator for incomprehensible shrieking. Came in very useful.

[@facelessidiot6407]

@@XenonionNews How much are you paying the poor sap?

[@Shinzon23]

@@facelessidiot6407 "pay"? He isn't merely offered the choice to do it, or go back to the hellscape we picked him off of?

[@facelessidiot6407]

@@Shinzon23 Honestly I just assumed they were getting payed. (my mistake if not the case)

[@mosesracal6758]

@@Shinzon23 Mustve been a Vrul refugee then

[@beaumartinez8705]

As a senator of Retiva I approve of this broadcast.

[@darakushitatamashi8837]

The decisions and reasons of the lower house so sound like the twitch chat, it is just so on point with the senless chaos that the twitch chat is

[@imperator5228]

That *is* what it actually is, too.

[@ScarletMarines]

I'm deeply insulted when us Embasorans were mentioned to be the ones responsible for the untested gateway going unstable. Joke aside, seeing a collab between Xenonion and Templin is quite great! Can't wait to see more of the Xenonion News-Templin Institute collab vids!

[@macfryling8421]

This is the crossover I never thought I needed, and it turned out even better th6i could have hoped!

[@greatertexanunion8662]

I don’t know if I should be insulted or not.

[@mosesracal6758]

The madlads actually made a templin parody - THE ONLY THING THAT THE GREATER TERRAN UNION LAC-[REDACTED] THE GTU SHALL FOREVER PREVAIL, TERRA INVICTA!

[@t3chkn1ght]

How dare you say the GTU is less than perfection. That's it, you're going down a citizenship tier.

[@mosesracal6758]

@@t3chkn1ght The ministry of information has corrected the error, the owner of this account is currently undergoing reeducation training with skillshare Terra Invicta!

[@TheBard1999]

This is my favorite news channel in the galaxy!

[@yazanmowed]

This was very informative. We obviously need to see more news segments from the Tri-Star area.

[@t3chkn1ght]

A lot of interesting stuff happens in the Tri-Star area. The place is routinely invaded by a megacorp called the Du-Fen-Shmirtz Evil Incorporation.

[@ImperatorPenguin]

Wait... that noise wasn't a girraffe.

[@Makkovar]

I support the "Anteres Confederacy but this time it's actually in Antares" Initiative

[@CharliMorganMusic]

Talk about the uncanny valley

[@XenonionNews]

Uncanny valley, population: Xenonion

[@lucasbeck1391]

The blinking

[@patrickfager7613]

Why did it take me this long to realize that Xenonion is xeno-onion

[@XenonionNews]

Antares what now? You can catch up with the Templin Institute's Stellaris Invicta Season 2 here: kzbin.info/www/bejne/gpa8hpJ8ZdWHbrM

[@aesthetics8230]

"The only Bad thing is that you cant watch this Vidcast near the Eye of Terror."

[@captainkevgames4761]

I love that 200 years of overtime quip, cracked me right up

[@TheLordmep]

I love this blatant advertisement for what is basically a story-driven blatant advertisement.

[@ortherner]

lol

[@MichaelAbreu]

How? I watched Stellaris Invicta season 1 without being aware of the game all that much. I didn't really even understand what Stellaris even was until many months later. I don't see how Invicta could be called an Ad at all. Its more like using a game to generate a narrative, but the game itself is barely relevant, such that you could be forgiven for not even knowing about the game.

[@TheLordmep]

@@MichaelAbreu I understood that it was a game, as did many. And since I bought the game half way through the series, I'd wager that there was a general spike in sales around that time. It's only logical for Paradox to contact Templin and build support for this ad.

[@MichaelAbreu]

@@TheLordmep That doesn't make it an ad. I feel like there is a certain segment of people who see anything that uses a product and are like "Ok, ad." Lmao.

[@Gstrangeman96]

@@MichaelAbreu Duh, this 5 hour video of a pumpkin sitting there being a pumpkin filmed using a camera is such a blatant advertisement for cameras and video editing software.

[@lowenjennings]

the longtime tradition of screambustering" had me cackling

[@josephmoffatt4696]

Oh no the mist man has taken over! Someone tell the Wassari we need them for the revolution to overthrow him!

[@Chessmaster1117]

I don't know who came with the idea, but it's absolutely brilliant, mixing the Stellaris universe with The Onion is a true form of genius.

[@UglyJaguar]

The GTU finally lifting water restrictions did it for me😂😂

[@Dan19870]

Here's hoping that the disaster formerly known as the Bestiary Division covers the Tiyanki spatial anomaly.

[@donatodiniccolodibettobardi842]

That moment when remember to restart the entire video just to read subtitle reel.

[@timedraven117]

Woah these are getting to be really high quality. Its in full 4d definition!

[@treesuschrist1782]

Finding interesting channels like this is the only reason I still use youtube. 10/10 hidden gem.

[@directrulefromgamerchair3947]

REMOVE GIRAFFE FROM THE PREMISES *Antares stronk music plays*

[@GDPanda69]

This is the kind of collaboration I've been waiting for!

[@alphariusfuze8089]

Hey guys, using Irony mod manager here, currently resolving 6078 conflicts, wish me luck and may the Emperor Protects

[@Matteus2109]

Oh baby, yes.

[@Kiv0143]

Nice! I absolutely loved that cooperation. It gave me this warm, and it filled the hole, while waiting for stelaris invicta. Thanks.

[@Riku006]

“University of Tonderay theorises every alternate dimension has edgy xenophobic human empire.” Hmm... *sees Greater Terran Union* ...Not edgy enough *sees the Imperium of Man* There we go

[@KingOfElectricNinjas]

Terran Empire somewhere in between?

[@spacedoutorca4550]

How have I not known about this channel for so long? This is gold!

[@demon_xd_]

Ooo a money tree, but it’s BIOLUMINESCENT!? *g a m e r t i m e*

[@firstoffproductions1462]

What the, as a member of the Embarosan parliament, I do not appreciate having to do this for the 2nd time

[@trevfrancis88]

Wow...to the artists and designers who did all that incredible work on making their lips and eyes move, thank you! You’ve elevated comedy gold into pure art

[@tobyharrison4702]

Noooooo it can’t be!!!! Damn You MIST MAN!!!!!

[@antitroller101]

To force a senator to remove their giraffe from the debate floor is highly unconstitutional and a violation of one’s political freedoms!

[@wolfenstien13]

This channel keeps on getting better and better.

[@Quinton151]

It's happening! It's happening! Stay calm! STAY FUCKING CALM!!!

[@mharizsaifuddin7059]

Earth should be blow up for that Jersey Shore BS... Had to explain to my Xeno wife not all Earth Human are like that..

[@lupulul]

Why did I not know about this channel before?

[@marsar1775]

Forward Antares

[@aaronl9530]

Awesome to see this collaboration

[@danielallen4450]

Broadcast: High Marshall mistman. Me: and so it begins...

[@Shinzon23]

Waaaaiiiit did Templim actually let you do this?

[@noellesato311]

Oh my god, this is a direct reference to "The Onion's Future News From The Year 2137" With quality production value With content from BOTH seasons of Invicta This is it, we have peaked. Cheers from Vermonty

[@Jay2480]

Does anyone know if this will be streaming to B'Yond? Asking for a friend.

[@ThatNameRightHere]

Yeah, it will even get streamed to the thirteenth space station there! Nothing more though.

[@rustyshackleford1508]

Nanotrasen includes this standard as part of their corporate cable package

[@Rifky809]

@@rustyshackleford1508 does that include the clown ads?

[@GreatGreenGoo]

Im in love with this

[@imperator5228]

I want that to be a real Parliament. Also oh god the GTU is still around.

[@WabbitCrouton]

I just looove the immersive feel of these episodes.

[@elvimartinez5629]

i would a laugh if they cover hexacorp but still good work

[@Emanon...]

Absolutely loving this!

[@bibby659]

That news agent is cursed asf

[@lazypizzaship8911]

Can they cover the energy credit shortage. They have been promising a Dyson sphere for 8 years.

[@ReekuKun]

Loved it !.

[@pcplaquinoramong9638]

Such colaboration

[@ragzaugustus]

And comrades, at 3:50, that's not a drawing, that's the European Parliament with a photoshop filter on top, I approve, much cheaper to use a real picture.

[@kringlostuberen8146]

The most ambitious crossover.

[@luconis158]

ngl i think i prefer the simple opening and closing mouths over the deep fake stuff in these videos.

[@Dan19870]

Shame this broadcast didn't include any information regarding the Vrul liberation conflict. Antares didn't do too bad for a government of Pacifist's. FORWARD ANTARES!

[@misterwheatley1386]

There are plenty of good xenos from both sides, and I know a lot of Xenos! The Vrul, they have experince with combat and ruling, but it's bad experience.

[@ortherner]

Xenophile! You should know for fact Humans are Superior to all Xenos!

[@EdwardJWilliams]

@@ortherner Are you saying that only because more often than not humans come out victorious? Put a human and Vrul solo against each other and the human will lose. Armies of each and human presevearance wins out.

[@ortherner]

@@EdwardJWilliams Filthy Xeno, trying to make Humans look bad. Ok I will admit, Humans alone are weak, but with Teamwork, we have huge influence over the Galaxy! (As shown with the CoM and UNE) When Humans work together, we are stronger then all you filthy Xenos Combined! The only reason we haven’t conquered the Galaxy yet is because we are holding back!

[@eeeee6431]

@@ortherner and the fact we are incapable of deciding whether we should take over

[@t3chkn1ght]

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[@Malkamok]

This is brilliant.

[@feliscatus7526]

Amazing, this is truly amazing

[@scoot.112]

Xenonion’s animation is getting better and more terrifying

[@Spielkinder]

Really funny! Keep it up!

[@gabrielmontenegro9476]

4:10 It seems the giraffe did not take well to being removed, and neither did the delegation. Neither did the entire Senate really.

[@GeorgeOrwellsBookuhhhh1984]

I thing i found a new favourite channel xD

[@ashleyberkowitz8772]

Ayyy, I understand the Mist Man reference now.

[@Reminiscable]

Forward Antares!

[@Nothing-1w3]

This is actually so good

[@Oba936]

I love everything about this!

[@mrXOwarrior]

Awesome

[@joshuadelafuent3]

Wow a Stellaris Onion video

[@jedidragonking5070]

Aight, Imma *subscribe to this channel*

[@gabrielandradeferraz386]

omg this is pure gold

[@binger8199]

I honestly couldn't stop laughing, amazing work my dudes!

[@dreamcatcherben8214]

YES PLEASE!!