Ten Minute English and British History #09 - The Normans and the Anarchy

[@Grymbaldknight]

The hand-held signs in these videos are surpassed only by the dry wit in the narration. This is one of the best history channels on KZbin.

[@roberttucker1527]

I agree

[@fulcrum2951]

Your mother

[@Cnut_the_grape]

@@fulcrum2951 rekt

[@N0mark0v]

my favourite part is when he says king henry continued the long tradition of english monarchs and died

[@Joseph2302]

Don't forget the noise when they die

[@seneca983]

"No more anarchic than other civil wars" Well, that's a relief.

[@frankie7529]

lol. Made me chuckle. Why hasn't this comment got more likes?

[@1984Phalanx]

I get a chuckle out of how you depict people dying. They just fall over suddenly with a Thud.

[@postblitz]

The universality of the human condition. We all just suddenly Thud one day.

[@Deadbass_]

He caught a case of being moral

[@macsenplays]

And then William the Conquerer's death "caused problems, mostly for William due to the whole 'being dead' thing".

[@l.s.s.8-8-16]

I feel like I'm watching South Park Does History 2.0

[@Merrinen]

A week of this channel: Friday, Saturday, Sunday, Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thudsday.

[@Yora21]

6:53 "drowned in the English Channel, after his ship sank." Together with 140 other noblemen and 160 further passengers and crew. It would have been more, though some people wisely though about taking the next boat to England when they saw how everyone on board was already completely drunk because the young prince was throwing a party with free wine for everyone. The ship was the last to leave port very late and apparently crashed into a rock when the prince dared the captain to overtake the rest of the fleet. Don't drink and sail.

[@ThePooper3000]

Apparently it was rumored back then that the captain allowed himself to drown when he noticed that the prince died, because he didn't want to face the king's wrath.

[@rennor3498]

Apparently they crashed super close to their destination, the water in which they drowned was very shallow. People from the mainland could hear their screams throughout the night. If they weren't so drunk they could have easily swimmed to the shore.

[@quietdavedevon]

And thus the booze cruise had it's inauspicious beginnings

[@Yora21]

@@rennor3498 It was very close to the port they were leaving. But it was November and everyone was dressed to be outside in stormy weather all night. There's no way you'd swim anywhere unless you're an experienced cold water swimmer i great shape and manage to strip of f all your clothes before you land in the water.

[@douglasbubbletrousers4763]

@@Yora21 Speak for yourself buddy. You have no idea what the these thighs could do. The reality is that the Nobles were pathetic snobs who died a poor but not unexpected death because of their learned incompetence. If I was out there with them when the ship came down you would’ve seen me kick these puppies into high gear and fly off back to shore like David Hasselhoff in the Spongebob Movie. No excuses for the weak

[@Ruddpocalypse]

2:52 “Do as I say” “You’re not my mum” Hilarious

[@DoomOffial]

4:45 "you dun goofed"

[@gifigi600]

Yes this is what you say to stranger who wants you to do something

[@pavelthefabulous5675]

"Normans and the Anarchy" sounds like a good band name.

[@isthisthekrustykrab8646]

2:07 Small note to make here just in case you care - Alnwick isn't pronounced as it's spelled, it's pronounced more like Annick.

[@michaelmilburn911]

Yeah as a Geordie I was going to comment that as well!

[@TheRagingStorm98]

Is This The Krusty Krab? Lovely place been there on holiday. And your right it I'd said as Annick.

[@xXxSkyViperxXx]

sounds like Annick is just a sped up version of pronouncing Alnwick where L and W are just said too fast enough that theyre gone

[@ultramarine0123]

The north remembers

[@michaelmilburn911]

xXxSkyViperxXx More like a silent 'l_w' which you don't see very often in English

[@alwinpriven2400]

Killed in a hunting accident? That reminds of something...

[@DD-lo5hi]

Alwin Priven EU4?

[@alwinpriven2400]

yes

[@AlphaNOmegaa]

"sorrow overtakes you" lmao

[@brandonhernandez371]

Alwin Priven Robert Baratheon game of thrones

[@SamLemont]

Sorry, thought you were a deer...

[@bummerdrummer1649]

"Killed in a hunting accident" Hmmmmmmmmmm.

[@dominict9325]

"Oh nooooooo, William died out hunting. Yeah, it was an accident." *hides bow behind back*

[@Julianna.Domina]

CHEEEENNNEEEEYYY

[@Guitcad1]

I love how you manage to make them look distinctly like the person they're supposed to be. William the Conqueror and Richard the Lionhearted are both medieval kings, often portrayed in chain mail, but your William looks like William and your Richard looks like Richard and there's no mistaking them or any of the other characters! Excellent work.

[@stuckupcurlyguy]

When you realise that the first few hundred years of English history is a bunch of French nobles fighting over who gets to exploit the conquered English peasantry ...

[@MDud-pg2un]

Exploiting peasants seems like a history of everything before XIX century. I do hope it won't backfire and end in some kind of a massive and brutal international movement or something

[@emm_arr]

Mmm. It's odd, but most major landowners TODAY in the UK are from families of these French nobles who went native.

[@nevarelixe3963]

@@emm_arr Makes for one of my favorite Fandom decisions, actually; The Potters being descended of Anglo-Saxon (or even Briton) blood, with the Malfoy's being "new" Norman blood, and thus the Potter family being Noble and Ancient, with the Malfoy's only being a Noble family.

[@konnalad]

Normans weren't French.

[@iamthepeppernator]

Actually, it's a bunch of Vikings nobles who had gone native in France fighting over exploiting the English peasantry....quite a mess, it was

[@Outlaw8908]

Interesting thing about William the Conqueror’s sons. Robert, William, and Henry had a brother named Richard. That brother died in that very same forest by the same means a “hunting accident”. Richard was also the second son.

[@caiusofglantri5513]

But, as it happened in 1070 when Henry was under 4 years old, this hunting accident can't be blamed on him.

[@ttamdude]

You're like a history superhero. Keep up the great work!

[@yumouwei2661]

French: Louis, Louis, Louis English: William, William, William

[@San_Deep2501]

Spill some henry here and there

[@18utkb]

@@San_Deep2501 😂😂lol

[@slyasleep]

Louie Louie

[@ZigZag-mw9ir]

I think Edward is a much more common name

[@illyrian9976]

Don't forgett mah boy charles

[@Tyrkia123]

the death animations are so funny lmao

[@jamestang1227]

thud

[@louisevillela1920]

I'm reading The Pillars of the Earth, so this video definitely helped me understand the political background of the story. Thanks 🙂

[@Hugo-kt8hm]

This is exactly the story in The Pillars of the Earth, but to be honest there are waaay too many characters to follow !

[@Valkanna.Nublet]

It's amazing how many convenient "suddenly they died" moments there are during this period.

[@invidatauro8922]

In complete fairness, while it could be suspicious, people really did just drop dead a lot back then. Usually this had to do with diet.

[@chimsuaumo]

An arrow related accident which was in no way, shape or form looked suspicious. I love the humour in this videos.

[@icecold1805]

I am sadened you didn't start this video by saying "the problems began in 1087 when William the Conqueror decided to change his title to William... the dead".

[@Tsukiko.97]

Crusaders kings 2 ftw!

[@vasilisdouklias6992]

Abyssinia Empire needs more plots

[@danharris8805]

Such a great series! Thank you!

[@sparkymmilarky]

you're a good lad making these

[@EndOfSmallSanctuary97]

At least now my knowledge of the Anarchy doesn't come solely from The Pillars of the Earth.

[@Usammityduzntafraidofanythin]

lulsame

[@stuckupcurlyguy]

Fuck that book is good

[@ladym.7594]

My entire knowledge of world, specifically British history, comes from Ken Follet novels. Wouldn't say I regret it tho

[@aldunne3187]

You're not alone there mate.

[@TheShamiester]

Eyyy same

[@doristheslug9609]

I love the way Canterbury cathedral slowly grows in the background just like it did in real life. 'Preciate it

[@BambiTrout]

One thing I have to say is that Alnwick is pronounced "Ann-ick"

[@wayneparker9331]

The "Brother Cadfael" series of novels was set in Shrewsbury, England on the Welsh border during the Anarchy. The series is superbly written and actually many of its storylines (20 novels total) are centered on the political developments during the Anarchy. Think you'd all love the novels.

[@commas1219]

When does Matilda get fed to a dragon

[@Skiivin]

Thanks for the spoiler, Joffrey

[@gilbertoignacioaguirrevarg4550]

This is just the dance of the dragons

[@prestuvius]

And where do you think George R.R. Martin got that from?

[@paolocontest3610]

The Battle of Lincoln is like the Battle of Rook's Rest where both kings got taken out of the war for some time

[@macsenplays]

The interesting thing about Odo was that he was William the Conqueror's half-brother; they had the same mother, and William clearly felt he was at least useful so he kept him in his court, though he was disgraced before William died. He must've favored Robert, as he remained in the Norman court during Robert's rule, dying in Sicily while Robert was on his way to the First Crusade.

[@christopheraliaga-kelly6254]

I'm disappointed that you failed to add that Henry I had nearly 25 children, most of whom were illegitimate. Also, Robert Earl of Gloucester was one of these, so Matilda was his half-sister.

[@Altazor-fh9of]

To my nation-state accostumed brain it feels very off to see nobles taking such huge swaths of land on wildly different countries simply by marrying, reaching agreements, and changing titles, and no one really minding as long as it didn't directly challenge their authority.

[@colehartel7206]

I suppose to the people actually living there it didn't really make much difference which noble claimed the right to exploit them. They had the same daily struggle regardless.

[@Thunder036]

"Oh no, how awful" This channel is gold

[@christopheraliaga-kelly6254]

Fun Fact: Robert of Normandy's eldest son, William Clito, who spent most of his life either in captivity or fighting to regain his father's Duchy, and died of a gangrene wound, was also known as William the Miserable.

[@MaryamofShomal]

Well that does not sound fun at all, that sounds…miserable.

[@finitewehosh6542]

Ahh war. Making history interesting.

[@writershard5065]

Eh, war happens all the time. Political intrigue, trade and commerce, and the motivations of various historical figures makes it interesting. And for some weirdos like me, studying how the world worked and people's world views is far more interesting.

[@finitewehosh6542]

Writer Shard your telling me Hiroshima getting nuked wasn't intriguing?

[@wanderingrandomer]

@@finitewehosh6542 Not really. That wasn't exactly subtle, just a giant fuck off bomb. The aftermath of events like that is far more interesting.

[@CJ198707]

The Anarchy is what The Dance of Dragons is based off in House of the Dragon😁

[@Fordo007]

Matilda's dress color in the video here matched very well.

[@MCharlesTV]

You know what’s impressive? All his videos are ten minutes exactly.

[@thelaziestguyuveverknown]

Not this one. This is 9:59. Where's my missing second?!

[@Cjnw]

@@thelaziestguyuveverknown where's my fried chicken??

[@douglasbubbletrousers4763]

@@thelaziestguyuveverknown Wow, I just noticed that too. Unsubscribed. I’ll come back when he gives us that extra second he promised us. Who knows what we missed? I’m sick of all the lies

[@Julianna.Domina]

@@douglasbubbletrousers4763 no one ever keeps their promises to me. She said she'd love me forever, now this?

[@EuroScot2023]

Gosh! Isn't that exciting! All it means is that he crams too much content into too short a video and gabbles the script.

[@TransformersBoss]

William: “man, all this warring with Scotland is really annoying…” Earl of Northumbria: “I bet a succession crisis would make them stop.” William: “what?”

[@OzzieTheHead]

9:36 when you got tall England wrong

[@stephenspackman5573]

“Alnwick” is (at least today) said “Anik”. I grew up there (along, I grant, with other places).

[@cromBumny]

Women actually did inherit things, just not kingdoms and land. There are alot of other things to inherit. And this is also assigning the problems of 1% of the population onto the other 99%. Women in gwneral didn't have to go to war. Didnt suffer violent deaths ( this is true even today) Didnt have to work and as always lived much longer and see their grandchildren. Enjoyed retirement much longer too.

[@nospam3327]

English succession was such a nightmare. I teach Shakespeare, so every so often I have to plow through English succession wars to be able to teach the background to Shakespeare's history plays. How Henry II backed into being king is something I have to look up every time. So, I guess, thanks?

[@sydhenderson6753]

The scene in Henry V with the explanation of how Hal has a claim to the throne of France is also really convoluted (and intended to be since his claim was really dubious).

[@MrISkater]

Bump

[@anthonyjoseph125]

Just think of all the insanity that happened during this era!

[@thesherbet]

Also how it does follow a pretty logical order of events, as convoluted as the laws were it did lead to some weird ass outcomes when they're followed properly

[@jordannemelka6231]

Could you image the leaders of your country constantly dying and succession becoming more and more ambiguous? They change kings more often than elections do in modern day times.

[@Julianna.Domina]

@@jordannemelka6231 all thanks to modern medicine, relative democratization, and a great distaste for civil wars.

[@kittenkommentries5796]

"before his body was cold" That's a clever one. Fully and all.

[@bcvetkov8534]

I swear English history is literally one plot twist after another

[@DarkMatterX1]

Henry II's grandson, Henry III would go on to "re-Anglicize" the English thrown by taking Edward the Confessor as his patron saint, and naming his eldest son Edward. His youngest son he would name Edmund.

[@macsenplays]

Ironically, the Anglo-Norman monarchic line still discounts everything prior to William the Conqueror. Edward should've been Edward IV.

[@michaelbayer5094]

As someone pointed, early English history if full of kings and nobles speaking French (or a version of it). I think Edward III was the first king since the Conquest to speak English at court.

[@neilbain8736]

Very entertaining. A bit of as bugger to keep up with though, but as concise and nice as you could possibly wish for. (Nice as in The Nice and Accurate Prophesies of Agnes Nutter, Witch)

[@itarry4]

Has to get a like on principle.

[@edwardgill1882]

"In many respects it was more of a routine War of Succession." You know, just another day in the office. :->

[@TheOvervoid]

This era of English history would make an interesting Assassin's Creed setting!

[@wargattack8837]

you forgot to mention that if Stephen had won the war the royal line of Aldred The Great would’ve died out there. Matilda was directly related to Alfred The Great through her maternal line was Stephen was not related whatsoever.

[@one-re2ub]

25% history 75% explaining medieval social administrative infrastructure

[@swardcr]

The comments are great these programs are brilliant and it's true your dry wit is very funny

[@eggy6815]

Fun fact: When William II died, all of the nobles that were with him left his body when he was killed.

[@pubgoncrack3178]

I will always know William as “William the Bastard”

[@bensonfang1868]

Wow henry really embodies the “ambitious youngest sibling” stereotype

[@dbzshadow1440]

Whenever you release an episode it makes my day. You should do this with more countries!

[@timber72]

By the way...Henry I should not be displeased. He is, after all, the king through which William the Conqueror's dynasty and bloodline flowed, totally bypassing his 3 elder brothers. All English and British monarchs are descended from him, after all.

[@williamsledge3151]

Walpole

[@HistoryMatters]

It'll be a few episodes before he turns up.

[@williamsledge3151]

Ten Minute History yeah!!!!!!

[@miketomkins5171]

Explanation of royalty across Europe and the British Isles always makes my head hurt

[@Outis89]

Blois is pronounced “Bwah “

[@justarandomfrenchdude9091]

Nope, it's pronounced Blôaa

[@steveg2251]

As in Bwah ha ha ha?

[@g.willikers465]

A great historical fiction book that is based the Anarchy time period is “Pillars Of The Earth” by Ken Follet.

[@tobotrobot185]

Is this the start of the Angevin empire?

[@SamLemont]

Yeah, Henry II was the king that started it, and his son John was the one that let it die.

[@CosmicCreeper99]

“Scotland was too terrible of a place to conquer England and Scotland was too terrible of a place to be conquered by England”

[@anthonyjoseph125]

Are you going to release the Angevin Empire Video today?

[@hughdman]

LOL Dick Cheney was everywhere!

[@Vekhh]

You're always saying "the next year" so funny

[@harrysprucee]

the joint happiness of hearing the local town of Arundel but also the mild annoyance that nobody local ever says it right (should be said Arun-dul not -del)

[@joshuabanner3675]

"People simply starved." Is still something of an understatement. I read in a meadeval history of Britain that the population fluctuated anywhere between 1 and 6 million several times ('generally' around 3 million) in a few hundred years, down right apocalyptic if true. Can you suggest some other sources on the issue?

[@greatalexander3820]

The general population of England generally rose throughout the medieval period from about 2 million people in 1080 to about 4 million people in 1300 however the population sharply decreased due to the Black Death and then rapidly rose between the 1380's and the 1430's (about the end of the medieval period in England).

[@HuntMcD1]

This series has been super informative, keep it up!

[@masterm3487]

Is something causing a delay? Asking out of curiosity

[@josephradley3160]

"Roughly 11 seconds later..." Yep that was about it.

[@VladVlad-ul1io]

Hi. (Sorry for my bad English)

[@Cjnw]

*П Р И В Е Т!!* (Прошу прощения!!) 🇷🇺😛

[@MrSpinaldan]

Great stuff as always.

[@EthanBlur]

When's the next episode?

[@kamabokogonpachiro6099]

Stop this madness in the name of your king

[@Senior_Zenoth]

Coooooool 2:58

[@unclenogbad1509]

Quick note to all the pronunciation comments. It probably was pronounced 'Aln-Wick' in the 12th Century, being the 'Wick' (dairy farm) on the river Aln (still there). Also being named after Alan Whicker .

[@kicka11]

The pronunciation of Alnwick made me die a little inside.

[@TurboWulfe]

Dude, great work 😎🤘🍻

[@epicworldespanol8312]

I love when this guy says church

[@pozzowon]

Why does this video start with 1086 and not 1066? What happened in between those 20 years?

[@intergalactic92]

Please note: Alnwick is pronounced Ann-ick (the l and W are silent.) I know, English words are weird.

[@anthonykatsivalis224]

Now who are the 28 people who disliked this awesome video???

[@jarom676]

They might die in hunting accidents 🤔😅

[@anthonykatsivalis224]

@@jarom676 yes and it won’t be a mystery lmao

[@manuelkong10]

Awesome...quite a roller coaster this one

[@tombaugh5286]

Love these videos, every single one of them!!!

[@timber72]

Henry II was, without doubt, the baddest of the bad ass Plantagenet kings. I mean, really, even John was a bad ass by later standards, even though he lost the crown jewels in the mud and had to sign the Magna Carta. But from Henry II to Henry III, just a succession of bad ass kings. Then came Richard II. Sigh.

[@neilfarrow1535]

Another good one :)

[@andrewattenboroughtwothumb4697]

I have French royal ancestors and English royal ancestors from Henry the 8th to Louis the 16th of France and others

[@greenbutter3190]

Stable video 👍

[@MrISkater]

Louis and Eleanor did not divorce, their marriage was annulled.

[@ambrosiaaa9064]

“Ladies were entitled to sweet nothing” 😂

[@Nute_Gunray]

“Alnwick” isn’t said as it’s spelt , it’s pronounced “Anick” the L is silent

[@joshuabanner3675]

Are there any sources on the pronunciation of 'plantagenet'. You and I both seem to say Plant-a-gen-et, but I have heard (french style) Plant-a-jhen-ay before now.

[@Cjnw]

It is *Plantagenêt* Cyrillic: *Плантаженей*

[@beshkodiak]

I am ignorant. i read references to what i assume are board games. Who is Baratheon? Not in any histories i have read. Clearly something got quite popular and i have missed it.

[@vintagetintrader1062]

One thing I find out from all this is the movies showing historical events from the Roman times to Queen Victoria have nothing on what has really happened in the past.

[@macsenplays]

William Rufus to Odo, then Henry I to Belleme: You lost all your England privileges.

[@thuse5532]

DEUS VULT!!!!!!

[@Cjnw]

*ALLAH-HU-AKBAR!!* 🕋

[@mikej.chrisoulakis8250]

Deus vult.. Allah Hu akbar. Very good excuse to do as you like

[@douglasbubbletrousers4763]

@THE CALIPHATE Not if I have anything to say about it, STINKY.

[@johnsomebody1753]

"The Anarchy" ? I'd love to know how and when that title was invented, and the excuses for it. From the Greek, "An", meaning without, and, "Archos", meaning rulers or rulership. Nothing to do with being without rules, just being without Authoritarians having some say, in what rules are, where, when or how they're applied

[@jimparsons6803]

Liked the droll wit. The various claims, given a more modern view, might have been cleared up by a probate court? The point being that the personal property involved was a country or countries.

[@atomicenergycommission9820]

Duke of Northumbria: "Fine, i'll do it myself"

[@ay2257]

I'm going to watch this series all the way to the present day

[@lukeconway3454]

I as a northerner in England have never heard alnwick being pronounced in such a fashion It is usually pronounced an-ick