Ten Times Survivor Players Lied About Their Careers

[@thegoose4256]

I love how you included Crystal losing a game of Rock Paper Scissors in the montage of her failing at challenges

[@harrdeeharr]

Kindergarten Teacher: "What job do you want when you grow up?" Me: "Russell Hantz' nephew."

[@IdoledOut]

It's what every kindergartner aspires to

[@itwasagoal]

Rafe: the gay guy (that was when Jamie was talking about his tribe mates and their occupation, including Gary as a "landscaper" and just puts rafe as the gay guy)

[@rainybopz]

Kindergarten teacher: "what do you want to be when you grow up?" Me: I wanna bury people like james!

[@celesteigo231]

My Kindergarten Teacher was Crystal from Gabon

[@TransparentEclipse]

The crystal failing challenges montage is the greatest thing I’ve ever seen

[@poverty9696]

the crystal out of the course, crystal back on the course is missing but i understand, there's too much crystal clips that are iconic

[@freddytang2128]

I love how the montage included her losing a rock paper scissor

[@valeriek8537]

I think it’s the music that makes it so sublime.

[@marichatismynameandladynoi1990]

Lolz

[@christellefrancios2038]

It’s the kazoo music for me

[@itwasagoal]

You never seen it on the edit but Kass hid the fact she was a lawyer and told everyone she was an animal handler at a farm, hence why Tony made that llama comment. She also stayed away from the puzzle roles at pre-merge challenges even though she was good at puzzles to not be a potential threat

[@Hippyhop888]

But would anyone believe that a animal handler at a farm would be on the brains tribe? No offense😅

[@jjmara01]

@@Hippyhop888 to be fair, the brains tribe was the brains tribe. I mean there is a reason they are a joke/shit on for their skills outside the 3 who escaped the tribe to go deep in the game.

[@uglyaniimals]

I CANT BELIEVE THEY DIDNT SHOW THIS IT WOULDVE BEEN SO ENTERTAINING

[@grandmastr2602]

Lmao knowing that Kass isn’t an animal handler and they all thought she was makes the situation way more funny

[@victoriaprendergast7374]

Meanwhile we have Debbie and all 500 of her careers lol

[@kellydaunis]

🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@rainybopz]

She was probably Russell hantz nephew at some point

[@kellydaunis]

@@rainybopz Maybe. 🤣🤣

[@Delective]

Eventually, Debbie will have the career of Psychologist

[@adamsbriee6330]

I need her to comeback and have baseball/dating coach at the bottom of the screen

[@ethanvsetula6663]

Love how quickly Gary Hawkins has become the #1 KZbin Survivor meme.

[@Hockeyhobo89]

I swear between all of the survivor channels he's been talked about a lot recently hasn't he?

[@SebsBowser]

he’s been a meme for a good while, before the youtube community grew as much as it is

[@JurzGarz]

Why though? He's just a humble landscaper. Nothing remarkable about that.

[@rex3881]

@@Hockeyhobo89 Peridiam recently covered the history of celebrity castaways

[@Hockeyhobo89]

Rex Olis ya that's one of them but I feel like there was one or two more

[@charlieradant]

Gary the dart throwing landscaper is very underrated as a character

[@zenith_0929]

Sha-Wait Jo is a girl?

[@harrdeeharr]

I lost it at the Crystal montage, especially her losing rock-paper-scissors.

[@BrettMKW]

Danni was definitely cast just to identify Gary. Gary was a very forgettable QB who hadn't played in 15 years, and had mediocre stats. I'd bet even a lot of football fans wouldn't have recognized Gary. I also find it hard to believe someone else on the cast had a poster of Gary Hogeboom as a sheer coincidence.

[@kevinyoung796]

So, you're saying Rafe didn't win Guatemala because production needed a random C-tier quarterback from 15 years ago? #robbed

[@BrettMKW]

@@kevinyoung796 Possibly. It's hard to say how the season shakes out with a different cast but there's a good chance Rafe wins it all. Gary was also their first ever celebrity pick so it's not surprising they went with someone more obscure. I just don't think it's a coincidence that one of the 17 other players had a Gary Hogeboom poster. He's not exactly Tom Brady.

[@freddytang2128]

How exactly would this casting go? Ask each candidate “have you heard of this football player”?

[@screamindemon9324]

@@freddytang2128 ask who was quarter back for your favorite team when you where a kid

[@evanprince3875]

My entire family's cowboys fans, three of our cats named after RBs (Emmitt, Hershel, Ezekiel) and I've never even heard of him.

[@aaronbentley6373]

Imagine if Crystal revealed her past to her allies later in the game...and nobody believed her haha

[@AliLayna]

Gary was my neighbor when I was a kid! He's just as cool and nice in person! He's definitely underrated, I wish he could have gone further!!

[@IdoledOut]

I love Gary! Seems like a genuinely great guy, and pretty good player too. Watching him squirm any time someone brings up football is one of the best parts of Guatemala!

[@emmas3367]

@@IdoledOut was his yard really nice and well landscaped?

[@317sportsball]

Australian Survivor deserves an honorable nod for Henry lying that he’s a yoga instructor when really a laborer

[@br5ande938]

And Harry living about his son

[@potatopie8833]

@@br5ande938 Poor Oscar! All he wanted was for papa to win!

[@Delective]

And Benji lying that he was a graphic designer

[@aaronbentley6373]

Yeah Australia had a few lies - Henry as the yoga instructor would be high on this list, and there was that poker player who said she was a Rubix cube champion (and she had a fake rubix cube picture at the letters from home reward haha) and Harry lying about having a son

[@blakeboettcher531]

"You know what's so funny, I've made over $60,000,000 playing baseball, but I wanted this frickin million so bad. And it's not even a million dollars! It's 600,000 after Obama takes it!"

[@sideeswipe]

God Jeff Kent is such a douche

[@gadjman]

Plus this aired the day after Obama was elected for the 2nd time. Literally the day after.

[@alexandria3583]

ew what the fuck thats how he finishes his interview? i skipped to the next episode after he said how much money he made bc he already pissed me off

[@codypagels1598]

Obama has made $16,400,000 playing Survivor

[@JRiff93]

Jeff Kent really hit em with the unironic "thanks obama"

[@kiewea14]

Dawson's trolling of Jeff is fucking a++ stuff

[@medmax5941]

Gary was an underrated character

[@user-ey6lq9qe3n]

guatemala had a lot of underrated characters imo. and fiji

[@DizzyMapping]

@@user-ey6lq9qe3n yeah what ruined Fiji was the theme

[@johnnycrash4892]

Dude was awesome and seemed like a geniuine fan who played hard

[@seanberrodin801]

I don't know why but Tony's ladder followed by the grandmaster himself made me laugh so hard. I completely forgot about Marty's iconic lie and I'm so glad you reminded me!

[@worthplayingfor2197]

4:00 dawson rly could've used that to cultivate a relationship with jeff but she just used it to piss him off lol

[@IdoledOut]

This is why I love her!

[@JLMac322]

But it was so much funnier

[@AubreyMichelle09]

There’s a reason Crystal is a sprinter not a distance runner. 😂

[@Rodanguirus]

My competitive running experience ended in high school, but I feel like Olympic-level sprinting should translate to...at least not the very worst distance runner of a Survivor cast.

[@cantwin8105]

I will say the one challenge Chrystal did well at was the kicking and screaming challenge. Ngl, that's literally the only challenge that she does well in lol. The next one afterwards was just her sliding down a slide and walking out to get a puzzle piece. She was funny dough

[@BrettMKW]

To be fair she did pretty well in the one where they had to carry a snake, she couldn't really be expected to outlast Matty and Ace.

[@JLMac322]

I liked that you mentionned that Tony saying he worked in construction makes his ladder in WaW even funnier. "I designed it!"

[@chwaftka9775]

Gary Hogeboom actually was a landscaper at the time, they just used NFL Player in his lower third because, of course they will.

[@freddytang2128]

One of my favourite is Zen Hen from Australian survivor, who told everyone he’s a yoga teacher. A girl said “he’s not doing yoga, that’s just stretching”. She asked him where he did his yoga teacher training, he said “oh Umm online courses, you don’t need certifications to become a yoga teacher”

[@MrBen51309]

That was the most pointless lie ever. To be fair though, he might've been pressured by production to do it after he used it as a gag in his audition video.

[@freddytang2128]

@@MrBen51309 yea I honestly dont see what he had to gain from saying hes a yoga instructor, or why he had to hide the fact hes a labourer. I thought maybe being a yoga instructor makes you look more endearing, chill and trustworthy?

[@gadjman]

God, I love Gary so much. Such a calm guy who was so fun to watch alongside people like Jamie, Rafe, Stephanie, and Judd, who were really hyper.

[@samthecoop]

Apparently Crystal got her medal taken away because she admitted to doing drugs while competing. Maybe her poor performance in survivor is what made people investigate?...

[@MrGundawindy]

Tony's natural reaction was to lie about being a cop, because he's a cop. It's their natural reaction to lie about everything.

[@Roda-Fowa]

All Cops Are Tony.

[@jemmemccann2952]

You could do an entire video on how terrible the players were in challenges in Gabon.

[@WilliamEddis]

RIP Sunday.

[@IdoledOut]

RIP. She seemed like such a kind, positive, and selfless person, she will be missed.

[@OnceUponAnIsland]

Hi, I am Once Upon A Beach, I sell coconuts to tourists. Who? Once Upon An Island? No. I mean, I went to school with a guy named that, but I am not him.

[@OnceUponAnIsland]

Also, this video has my new favorite thumbnail of 2021.

[@JuliaHurley11]

Selling coconuts? Okay, Vince.

[@nicolefegan]

That Crystal Cox montage had me REELING omg

[@SkyKangaroo]

THE CRYSTAL COMPILTION I LAUGHED SO HARD

[@caitlinsmith3165]

On an Australian season a women who was a world serise poker player and on the champion team. Didn't want people to know she was a poker player as that ment she could real people really well. So she claimed she held the record of the fastest women to solve the Rubik cube. Even more a little Rubik cube necklace. And hoped they would keep her around for her puzzle solving skills Funny thing is. She really couldn't read the game very well and they wondered why she wasn't very good af solving puzzles

[@poverty9696]

CRYSTAL QUEEN OF BRAINS BEAUTY BRAWN BLAZING SPEED

[@RyCoke27]

Let's not forget: John Rocker initially lied about who he was, which led to BIG fun!

[@kamaltaylor3068]

Exactly! He lied about who he was, but still picked a guy in his profession 🤣

[@kamaltaylor3068]

@Jocelyn Browne RIGHTTTT!?! Like c’mon, gotta be better on your toes

[@0pacbig32]

@@kamaltaylor3068 Who turned ot to be worse tthan him.

[@swir1zz250]

R.I.P Sunday, Survivor Millennials Vs Gen X

[@Donkey_memes69]

The Crystal's dunk cracks me up😂😂😂

[@420schmokey420]

Expecting to see Philip Sheppard on this list. As it was always with a ?

[@CuriousFrog]

"what would you consider an athlete" that was such an unnatural question that it had to have been pushed to be asked by the producer, took me out of it

[@Sassytravis]

Gary was going to go by Gary Keith, but production outted him by referring to everyone by initials during pregame. DB, LM, and GH.

[@DircyaT.Rubino]

10:20 - 10:49 I suppose that’s one way to address the new music requests.

[@alimayvanalstine7328]

the crystal montage is what gets me😂😂😂😂😂

[@sanjumitra1]

And now we can add Josh from 44 to the list

[@gabrielacomp268]

crystal off the course.... crystal back on the course

[@stefanjentoft8107]

Thank you for that Marty reminder. I'd completely forgot about him...

[@frederalbacon]

1. His name is Tony 2. He's a cop 😂

[@Hockeyhobo89]

I literally read the title, thought of Gary and then saw the thumbnail 😂

[@WyattUTFT]

No one has ever looked more like a cop named tony than tony

[@troy16]

How about Willard lying about not being the hidden immunity idol in Survivor Palau??

[@maximaldinotrap]

To be fair Gary Hogeboom actually did landscaping at the time. He just lied about his name not his profession.

[@calvinoguna2997]

RIP Sunday

[@kellydaunis]

Did she pass away?

[@calvinoguna2997]

@@kellydaunis yes she did, succumbed to cancer

[@kellydaunis]

@@calvinoguna2997 I'm so very sorry to hear that. I was hoping she would return at some point, maybe for a second chance season. I just watched an episode of Millennials VS Gen-X yesterday.

[@orangeflames05]

Luke must really love that music to put in every single one of his videos.

[@SporkSlayer]

Well, I found the perfect music for my Call of Duty montage. Thanks Idoled Out.

[@CJinsoo]

Would have been hilarious if Hoegeboom was on the same tribe as Otis Wilson, who once knocked him out of a game, and Otis claimed he was a brain surgeon, and the two just rolled with it.

[@km_studios]

Gary Hogeboom (Hawkins) was a true game changer! (So it makes sense that he wasn't on Game Changers 😅)

[@kennedyhuff]

I've only watched three seasons of survivor but on the very first picture of Tony you showed, I knew he was a cop. Mans looking like every stereotypical cop ever.

[@ci_blanch5407]

No Willard!? Also, I saw an interview with Russell Swan where he said that he recognized Jeff Kent in Philippines (though they were never on the same tribe).

[@trevorruth3318]

Crystal was stripped of her Olympic medals for admitting to doping a few years after her survivor season so maybe that’s why she wasn’t good at the challenges

[@Hippyhop888]

I laught everytime I hear "Humble Landscaper"

[@Rias-sl6fq]

That montage of crystal absolutely destroying the competition really shows what a challenge beast crystal really was

[@CJinsoo]

Crystal is the funniest, hiding a gold medal in track and then not being able to run up the hill in first challenge, she had to be dragged up. I think she was sandbagging in hopes that the 100 meters was going to be one of the immunity challenges-then she’d show them.

[@likediscosuperfly1412]

All ten should have been Debbies various fake jobs

[@anthonymort5202]

Is being Russell hantz nephew a career

[@radlee974]

I’d completely forgotten that Russel lied about being in Hurricane Katrina! How’d this dude *ever* expect to win this game?! LOL.

[@briankaste6931]

0:48 since this video only covers employment lies we saw on the show, are there examples of people who lied about their occupation that weren't part of the edit?

[@NYChica23]

I heard Kass told everyone she was an animal handler instead of a lawyer

[@clarkysparky]

you are one of the most underated content creators on this platform tbh

[@bunny_0288]

Eh I don't know if I count Lisa's as an out and out lie though. She told everyone her actual real life current job. She didn't mention a job she had back in the 80's..... I don't count that as a lie. Any time someone in the game asked her if she played Blair, she immediately told them yes. She just asked that they not share that part of her life with everyone. To me it's not a lie because it wasn't her current job and she never outright lied if someone asked her like Gary did in Guatemala. Also being Russell Hantz's nephew isn't a career...... and he did tell everyone and never actually lied about it. He was never asked by anyone if he was Russell Hantz's nephew, so he never had an opportunity to lie. A lie is telling someone something that is untrue. Keeping personal information to yourself is not a lie. No one is owed your entire life story. So if someone tells people a job that they do not currently do, then yes that's a lie. Also if someone is asked if they are a former athlete/childstar and they deny it like Gary on Guatemala, then that is a lie. Lisa and Brandon did neither, so they shouldn't be on this list.

[@alexyandell6467]

“No, I went to Central Michigan but I didn’t play there.”

[@TransparentEclipse]

Come on in guys, welcome to idoled out Makes my day every time

[@Jay-O_Carlow]

Can not Wait for series 41...

[@TheMini0316]

How do you include Brandon on this (whos job IS NOT Russell's nephew) and exclude Phillip even though who knows hes not a former agent.

[@bunearyqueenalexis]

Russell also didn’t work in oil at the time of Samoa.

[@rainybopz]

You Take the good you take the bad you take the *machete*

[@hollyr.1139]

Love how the edit has a bird speeding out of a tree after Brandon reveals to Coach that he's a Hantz.

[@moviemaniac14]

I'm surprised you didn't include John Rocker on this list, AKA John Wetland.

[@kevinyoung796]

I mean technically, he didn't lie about his career then. John Rocker was an MLB pitcher, he said he was an MLB pitcher.

[@lilahedmonds194]

Henry from Australian survivor said he was a yoga instructor when he was a labourer.

[@canyoncovert7582]

You forgot about the legend John Ro....Wetland !

[@kamaltaylor3068]

Wetteland

[@jpatrick8909]

I was surprised Debbie didn't make the list with her never-ending, ever-changing list of jobs.

[@fefid2218]

Crystal is no longer a Olympic champion after admitting to doping in 2012 for 2004

[@justinpascal8332]

I love your thumbnails

[@IdoledOut]

I appreciate it!

[@cash05039]

If I didn’t know it for a fact I would REFUSE to believe Crystal was any sort of Olympic athlete 🤦🏾‍♀️ oh Crystal smh

[@mnm1273]

Guess she stopped doping.

[@andrewlisak8403]

What up notification squad!!!

[@charlieradant]

Sup

[@huntergreene4344]

RIP Sunday😭

[@alexandria3583]

compared to jeff kent or even dan with the alligator shoes or russell hantz, lisa doesn't seem to have that much money, obviously i don't know her financial situation but she mentioned that she lost a lot of the money over the years

[@CJinsoo]

No one took a page from george and Kramer by pretending be an architect, marine biologist, or wealthy industrialist.

[@DannyMorrs]

2:38 I always liked that RC, best personality of the season

[@ianteoh60]

Gotta love me some Gary Hawkins

[@thekinglydragon]

Amazing thumbnail

[@Wyatt_Ali]

Best thumbnail of all time

[@VTObi4z]

Tony. The construction worker that cant solve a single puzzle 😂😂😂

[@marksoucek1820]

Rest In Peace Sunday

[@puckbryn3583]

before this I had a scammy mlm ad but I didn’t skip it for a full minute cause I thought it was gonna turn into a joke intro

[@ChristineMcAvoy]

just imagine a world without lawyers..... *shutter* - love every simpsons reference

[@constantinvaldor1498]

She's not wrong, I think any "sport" you can play while taking a nap really isn't a sport.

[@vegetalover9297]

You cannot take a nap you gotta be ready for that ball anytime unless your Ace is pitching and pitching well

[@constantinvaldor1498]

@@vegetalover9297 For sure, but lets be honest. How many guys have we seen sleeping while not up to bat. Guess you've never seen a pro-game in person or maybe your just thinking about high school ball.

[@vegetalover9297]

Glad you're back

[@randalwestgard6116]

So are you saying or not saying Phillip is a former federal agent 😜

[@sxxxxxbxxxxxxx]

Idoled Out, your videos never fail to make me laugh. The Crystal montage had me laughing so hard my abs hurt

[@christophermaybury4918]

All that montage needed was Yakety Sax playing in the background. 😅

[@kamaltaylor3068]

I’m disappointed that John Rocker didn’t make this list

[@Patriot3791]

Really missing Survivor right now

[@vegetalover9297]

Same

[@Delective]

Exactly, I've just been rewatching australian survivor episodes now

[@averagewhiteguy2]

On the game show, The Weakest Link, somebody was voted out specifically because he was a lawyer. He was a good player, but when asked why they voted him the weakest link, it was because he was a lawyer. People's biases are really, really weird in situations like that.

[@edosa4647]

Man I love Tony😂

[@meteorrejector]

i can’t believe russell’s firefighter story isnt considered to be up there with jonny’s grandma

[@katal003]

the grandma was funny

[@popmans9999]

We had grandma in the reunion.

[@Saephaan]

Why did he need to hide his last name? It's not like the Hantz name is only from a unique population that lives on a specific territory on Earth. wtf

[@0pacbig32]

Russell was still the biggest player who had very recently played at the time so Hantz is going to raise a few eyebrows.