The Most Entertaining Auctions in Survivor History

Bring it back, Probst. Bring it back.
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[@TransparentEclipse]

Coach bringing his assistant coach for the family visit is the most coach thing ever

[@franniewaffles6093]

True

[@MrEvanNoyes]

Or the loneliest thing ever.

[@tornadojack8170]

@@MrEvanNoyes He had his brother in South Pacific.

[@basicallytrqsh]

Mhm. ASSISTANT COACH. Nothing more 😏

[@gfals2130]

@@basicallytrqsh who helps him "stretch"

[@EnGeeZee]

“He’s a Jew and he wont eat the ham” is one of the best lines in the show’s history.

[@SurvivorSpencer]

i swear to god if toms gets cancelled for this that will be the day i delete twitter

[@franniewaffles6093]

It really is

[@ryanmurphy8388]

It's number 2 on the original funny115 for a reason

[@alishmulewitz5960]

@@SurvivorSpencer as a jew we would never

[@SurvivorSpencer]

@@alishmulewitz5960 👍🏽

[@ekankojic2411]

It’s a tradition to say every once in a while: “Get a fat dip of that guac”

[@loricamp6656]

my fav line ever in survivor

[@saraelizabeth589]

After that episode i started forcing myself to eat guac with every quesadilla I eat. I then proceed to tell myself to "get a fat dip of that guac"

[@sakurintamaki177]

"Welcome to the Survivor food auction where you bid for food items and food items only." -Jeff It really is that simple to get rid of the problematic parts while leaving everything we enjoy about auctions.

[@MiKen877]

I could even see them auctioning off a known food item along with a covered "bonus" could be anything from an advantage, letter from home, or even a Zonk!

[@snobey]

Amd we got Survivor 45 auction, which was food items only

[@jungleside3013]

“Fifty!” “Increments of 20.” “Uhhh, Seventy!”

[@noahs5636]

Taj’s face when she says seventy 😂

[@laurennicole9169]

At least he knew what 50 + 20 was

[@NYChica23]

Wish you had made it a top 6 and included the Micronesia auction, because Erik offering the girls money to lick their fingers after eating that chocolate cake combined with James shaking his head and saying something was wrong with that boy, as well as James just going to town on that bat soup were some iconic moments

[@0mathgaming]

Also Jeff completely destroying Jason with a one-liner when he gets sent to exile

[@Ariarth]

I guess James missed the part of survivor China where chocolate cake was also licked off of fingers by Peigh-Gee and Amanda. They should get credit for pioneering this move

[@Thas2]

I personally like tashas strategy of just accepting the free 500$ and bidding on nothing. Chess not checkers

[@IdoledOut]

Yet another reason why Tasha's the best

[@photato1277]

but did she get to keep it

[@OnceUponAnIsland]

@@photato1277 According to Rob Cesternino the money is theirs to spend or keep.

[@photato1277]

@@OnceUponAnIsland oh thats actually pretty cool

[@PeterBrown92]

She was hoping that there would be another clue/separate challenge advantage to bid on after the rock draw and would be able to get it uncontested as she'd be the only with 500 left. Unfortunately for her the auction ended straight after.

[@generallukeproductions]

The auction was my favorite part of every single season. So sad it’s gone. 😢

[@gizzylaserfoot2604]

The Coach & Assistant Coach loved ones visit is the most iconic loved ones visit of all time. That and Lisa Welchel's brother robotically shouting "SISTER!" as to not blow her cover.

[@cougar33333]

you forgot Lisa doing the Ugliest cry we've ever seen on survivor.

[@allief2000]

The only other visit I'd add to that is Cirie getting to bring her husband back to camp and putting him to work 😂

[@IdoledOut]

Woah woah woah... what's robotic about "sEEEEstir! SEEEstir!"?!

[@erinjoyner3739]

I really honestly am wondering if there wasn't some like... secret 'actually her son' thing with Lisa's brother, not gonna lie. Their relationship was definitely odd for siblings...

[@CMell650]

Coach and his assistant coach makes me laugh every time I see that scene

[@so_qp]

Cookies pre-Gabon: well liked challange reward Cookies post-Gabon: War crime

[@WeezeBadfishHalen4]

My favorite survivor auction moment is Randy passing out cookies then his interview after "I left the auction broke, full, half-drunk and pissed off"

[@dashieprodx]

That has to be the single most Randy quote I have ever heard.

[@mynameissarah5117]

The fact that Spencer still has that rock makes the Cagayan auction even better 💖

[@frederickschiller2185]

Really?

[@mynameissarah5117]

@@frederickschiller2185 Yup he posted on Twitter the morning after Tony won Winners at War saying he celebrated by getting out the white rock. I was so happy to see that he kept it.

[@frederickschiller2185]

@@mynameissarah5117 oh that’s so cool!

[@charleskettering2998]

favorite auction moment is still Woo describing the wings to Jeff

[@IdoledOut]

Jeff loved every minute too. "Go for it"

[@coneil72]

It's immaculate. In my mouth.

[@kawecksshenanigans8010]

Wasn’t he eating a rib when he said this?

[@anum103]

It was ribs actually. Not wings

[@MrEvanNoyes]

Or ribs

[@CP-ll6qg]

If Spencer had won that rock draw I think he might've had the game. Obviously impossible to know for sure but he could've pulled something off; Tony having not one but two idols was a big part of why people didn't bother targeting him.

[@danielmiller5]

Not only do I wish Billy was at exile island for Candace, I wish the instant spark that America clearly saw led them to partner up in Blood v Water. Tyson would’ve had no chance

[@jet__girl]

Hahahaha

[@leah9159]

Taj's reaction to her husband being at camp gives me life😂

[@rainybopz]

He ripped Jeff's arm out of his body, like stephanie in hVv

[@hosly101]

Ethan dying laughing over Big Tom and the ham is one of my favorite things ever

[@kyletucker3811]

I think it was more the contestants collaborating to not bid on the loved ones letters so they'd be cheap that caused them to retire it. That's what usually prompts them to stop doing a challenge.

[@simonbrady3899]

I’ve watched the Cook Islands auction a dozen times, and I never realized that Penner bid on literally everything. Good eye!

[@SuperSmithersGalaxy]

"That is remarkably similar to what Coach and his assistant coach are doing" absolute banger of a joke

[@reagansimmons9926]

auctions were by far one of my favorite parts of every season :((( I say they just eliminate any possibility of advantages within the auctions and just have the FOOOODDD

[@airtempest8945]

I was so sad that One World's wasn't mentioned. Every beat in that auction from Kim and the Peanut Butter to everything Kat was just amazing.

[@valeriek8537]

YO THIS SANDWICH HAS BACON ON IT! re: a BLT

[@dpgamezderek8137]

There's bacon on that!

[@SupermarketSweep777]

They can easily bring this back. Just take a page from the international versions. They do like you said. Covered item advantages. An Idol clue was hidden in a big jar of candy. Monty Hall switching item advantages. This also applies to the letters from home. Keep them a mystery so no one can abuse them. Or only have one be given away as a video message or chat.

[@holyheretic3185]

I'd say don't even do letter from home or videos keep it its own thing.

[@blakeboettcher531]

I'm calling it! This video is going to be his most popular video! People go crazy for the auction videos! Enjoy the success Idoled Out!

[@IdoledOut]

Appreciate it!

[@rosiellagrace]

Bring it back Aussie style.. loved Shonee gettin' her advantage along with lollies. I will never understand the temper tantrum Jeff threw after Shirin stated the obvious.

[@alexandrabolton]

That’s a good idea to bundle the advantage in with a random food! Because I love the auction, it’s a fun “break” from the game and it’s entertaining to see them get so excited about food because we forget they are pretty much starving out there!

[@Mr.0of]

i will never forget "get a F A T dip of that guac......"

[@dakotathoman]

The way Jeff gives salty Spencer the rock back as a souvenir will always be one of my favorite Jeff moments.

[@IbokRock811]

I always say “Get a phat dip of that quac!” 😂😂😂

[@ruhistutorials769]

Shoutout to Shirin for removing the Auction because of how smart she was.

[@matthewbadger6212]

Ah, the famous cookie that cost Susie the game

[@laughernine4320]

“Almost as much as it would cost at the threatre.” That was good 😂

[@cfa1998]

I'd say the best item in Survivor auction history was in season 4 of Australian Survivor when Luke spent 320 AUD and won every item that was bid on at the auction.

[@franniewaffles6093]

My Favorite Auction Was Hmmm Every Auction!!! BRING EM BACK PROBST AND BURNETT

[@finnshelton7367]

11:55 i never noticed how the dollar magically sticks to Taj's arm

[@rainybopz]

...

[@KikiCuber]

It’s called sweat

[@moviemaniac14]

If I were the show-runner, I would have Jeff announce that the advantage is a covered item, but some food and gross items are also covered. That could lead to great intense/greedy moves from contestants in either thinking it's not worth it and just bid on food that's uncovered OR take the chance and bid all $500 on a covered item even already knowing the chances of it possibly being food or a gross item instead. I hope they bring it back in S41 because they had more than enough time to read the audiences comments online during lockdown.

[@larbakatariina1912]

Finnish survivor did that and basically trolled the contestants because they would cover items so many times the contestants thought there must be an advantage but there never was. Sometimes when a player won a covered item, they would bring another covered item on the table and ask the player to choose, but this year there were zero advantages and it was kinda a bummer

[@cryan2206]

ozzys face & voice at “420” is so FUNNY and exactly why cook islands is one of the best seasons

[@UnderdawgMLB]

One way to bring back the auction is to do it tribal style like in Thailand. If there is an idol clue it would be shared among the tribe so that could add some interesting development, and there wouldn’t be any gaming of the loved ones notes because only one tribe gets them.

[@alexpalaciossantos4940]

that assistant coach comment at the end immediately made me think of jimmy pesto and trevor

[@anjunxis]

the randy and sugar cookie fight is my favorite moment in all of survivor it’s so good

[@TheDizzleHawke]

11:57 ripped Jeff’s shoulder out of socket.

[@LividRealities]

I'd always thought the line was "Get fat dipping that guac" which had always made Woo Huang a total savage in my mind, but I understand now. Thank you.

[@Stjimmydude88]

“Billy’s not there waiting for you” LMAOO

[@1purebloodgirl]

I haven't been this early since survivor still had an auction!

[@thePageShowNTell]

Yeah! Hide the advantage in the PB&J! reverse the curse!!

[@popmans9999]

They should bring back the auction. It is a great source of entertaintment.

[@RyokoAsakuraLastFan]

A way to fix the auction. Both letters from home, and advantages stay covered until bought. To raise the stakes, they introduce penalties on covered items too. Such as no vote or a trip to exile

[@CMShuckle]

The Cagayan auction solidified Woo as my favorite player.

[@jesses5465]

Love your intro Lucas! Always feel at home when I hear your welcome in guys! Fully agree just put the advantage at a random point, not predictably at the end...

[@IdoledOut]

Appreciate you watching!

[@nickluvsanimals555]

My personal favorite auction is from Micronesia, especially when Erik decides to lick Cirie’s fingers

[@waterlemonandfriends]

“And they were coaches” “Oh my god they were coaches”

[@TheDizzleHawke]

I 100% agree with this list! That’s why you’re my favorite Survivor KZbinr.

[@nicolefegan]

SEE YOU BACK AT THE CAMP

[@StaciaAmnaber]

PLEASE bring this back. PLEASE ... I loved this so much. Along with eating gross food. I could barely watch that but it was sooooooo entertaining.

[@gmsimon]

Penner is the GOAT at auctions. He also won a huge serving of fried chicken on a blind bid in the Philippines.

[@bluepower1177]

Woo and the immaculate ribs are one of my favorite lines ever in survivor

[@toby4167]

I love your videos. Haven’t watched survivor in years and these still have me hooked.

[@stone5048]

Before I even watch the video I’m here to say if Gabon isn’t number one we riot

[@bumblehoney7206]

I loved the auctions when watching this show with my parents as a kid

[@tombatina9797]

The “Well, maybe at denny’s” line is the funniest shit I’ve ever heard in a KZbin video thank you

[@mattyc3287]

I loved the auctions, please bring them back.

[@rachexl]

i was hoping they brought it back for winners at war, but maybe with the shorter season theyll need an easy challenge and bring it back this time!

[@eveliinamustonen4771]

im so glad that they’re still doing the auctions in survivor finland, this seasons (4) was so funny :DD

[@rainybopz]

Woo was like talking to that plate of ribs like it was his boo

[@kingkrelly1315]

Everybody looks exhausted at the Tocantins auction except for Coach. :D

[@RuyLopezTheSicilian]

Taj almost took Jeff's arm off lol we need a compilation of this, plus Probst getting smacked by a wave, plus other Probst moments

[@anum103]

That bat soup hits different after Covid

[@bestbuddz4349]

I lost it when he hit me with the “well, maybe at Denny’s”😂😂😂

[@WalkerFilmsOfficial]

I love your snide remarks, making me laugh over here. Nice video dude.

[@CosmicPie67]

Auction for sure come back. Sad it had to go bc of worlds apart :(

[@OnceUponAnIsland]

Guatemala was the beginning of the end for the auction. That is when they introduced game changing advantages people can buy.

[@UnderdawgMLB]

Still took almost a decade for it to end though

[@nintendosquad3248]

Me: clicks on video Video: published on may 17 Me: But that’s tomorrow Video: published on may 17

[@operationblackout2341]

Love your content man

[@treasuretrails]

Stuffed my face with hash browns while high while watching this lol

[@Tywon1200]

Great video luke! Keep up the great work always so entertaining

[@midnalazuli793]

Cagayan had some of the finest looking items, and I'm willing to bet that they had way more to offer, but those damn gamebots wouldn't budge, and let them go to waste.

[@dyeager152]

Fans v favs!!! Eating the cake off ciries fingers !

[@xlite4481]

Fantastic video as always

[@nicholasjessup6788]

I’m kind of surprised Caramoan’s auction wasn’t on this list, just for Cochrans comment after licking peanut butter off Sherri’s fingers. Even Jeff laughed at that. Plus there’s a perfect opportunity to shout out human golden retriever Eddie who bought a massive thing of peanut butter for the tribe. Clearly he smelt it and thought it would be just for him. Still a good boy though. Edit to add: Another idea is having advantages offered but come in the form of covered items like much of the food items are offered. “This item will remain covered. It’s an extra vote”.

[@cameronpage6109]

I really thought at the end he was going to say can I get a fat dip of that a**😂😂

[@nathannorman1770]

Survivor Australia must have watched this vid, they had the auction with an advantage hidden with a cup of tea

[@meteorrejector]

gabon is hysterical. what a cast

[@CuddIebone]

this video made me choke on the food i was eating three separate times from making me laugh so hard so suddenly.

[@ilikebasketball5788]

Bro I loved the auction bro plz bring it back bro

[@katal003]

micronesia and one world got shafted so hard, those are in my top 5 for sure lol

[@Jasper6522]

Nah bro Sugar did Randy so dirty with that cookie 😂

[@thatonecutepug3950]

Frank actually split a meal with T-Bird. Infact, it was the meatball sub thing.

[@levioptionallastname6749]

I just want to see more of coach and assistant coach doing Stranger danger stretches.

[@lauleareyes7483]

The auction was the most and best entertaining part of the show it was a bad move for them to get rid of it smdh.

[@caraderuiter6159]

Could always do a list of the best “food bribe” moments such as the chocolate and peanut butter one

[@Peyton_S]

I really miss them doing the auctions, maybe one day they can bring them back 😁

[@GambinoTheGoat]

cookies kinda cause problems lol

[@matthewstorrs7084]

I get that you were more focussed on entertainment than strategy, but I feel like the Guatemala auction should have been on there. Felt like it had more unusual items than a lot of auctions, the dealing between pairs was fascinating, and bidding on one's loved ones was a great coup de grace. Probably would kick off Africa for it. I get that it's iconic, but things like Tom's comments haven't aged well. Also, Gabon should have been #1 for the cookie debacle alone.

[@ninaeyerman5970]

I started dying when coach brought his assistant coacg

[@charlottediedrick6952]

“HE’S A JEW!!!!!!!!!!”

[@freddytang2128]

I feel like Yul pulled out the idol at the auction as a diplomatic gesture for Penner. Raro were so mad at Penner and wont believe him when he said he flipped because Yul had the idol. So Yul is like "Penner was right, I do have the idol, so please stop hating on Penner"

[@jacobjamescabrera431]

Taj almost ripping Probst's arm apart hahaha

[@gunnymoney3369]

They need to bring the Auction back!

[@cedarsnell9554]

Austalian survivor currently uses the auction!