If you don't laugh at all 300 jokes. You're not a true gamer.
@Rottenberg6663 жыл бұрын
I think i just don't understand humor anymore.
@Omnishredder2 жыл бұрын
@@Rottenberg666 nah, only joke that was good was the kirby sucks, but for the wrong reasons
@SuperPeterok Жыл бұрын
Donkey Thong
@storingjazzinmycheeksforth53193 жыл бұрын
"My wife left me cuz i bought a nintendo, guess it was time for a switch" "What do you think of my jokes? you need to brush up on your jokes, they haunted me. you should probably go back to your retail job." So we all gonna ignore Hayden Fox's cries for help?
@washyourmouthoutwithpope13343 жыл бұрын
IS THE MAN OK
@Samouraii3 жыл бұрын
I love how the narrator just read the visual jokes, couldn't even be arsed describing them
@liquidchris52153 жыл бұрын
im surprised he could read the whole book without crying and audibly buckling over in despair
@mechabroski99933 жыл бұрын
"Walking in on your brother and mother having intercourse be like"
@grantmejia64303 жыл бұрын
Ya that was jarring, I was so confused. I thought my brain was broken.
@MysteriousJojo3 жыл бұрын
Imagine waking up in the morning and remembering you wrote 300 Video Game Jokes
@Gatorade693 жыл бұрын
At the end of the day he probably made some money off of it... I actually hope he didn't but the fact they keep pumping out similar books tells me otherwise.
@kieranhurst85432 жыл бұрын
I don't have to imagine...
@MiyaMam9482 жыл бұрын
@@kieranhurst8543 are you the guy
@MrGrizzzlik2 жыл бұрын
Everybody gotta pay bills. Looks like a weekend amount of work at most - copy paste jokes from Reddit, pay Rashid on fiver to design cover. Then mommy will buy it for some unfortunate (man)child.
@Mr.Pallanza3 жыл бұрын
5:29 To be honest, the _"Yo mama so fat, _*_even Kirby can't eat her_*_ "_ joke knocked out a good chuckle out of me, the only time I was laughing was just looking at Tennings how unflattered and cringed he was the whole time. Happy New year, Tennings. The year 2021 is bright.
@theHOOD613 жыл бұрын
You look like they guy from Fahrenheit when the happiness bar depletes
@Hanfgurkenhasser3 жыл бұрын
Such a rare, yet incredibly fitting description. My sides!
@maesejesus3 жыл бұрын
Quick, someone, play some Theory of a Deadman!
@Aliens2Exist3 жыл бұрын
all of the 'jokes' are just play on words and references i love u tennis pls upload more
@JamieRobert_3 жыл бұрын
Tennis lol
@sigmatic_cartel77803 жыл бұрын
Deuce!
@vinegro45799 ай бұрын
I like Tennis too
@tothz.25903 жыл бұрын
I love how like 60% of these "jokes" are just bad memes from like 2014.
@Tennings3 жыл бұрын
What could be a more fitting send-off to 2020 than by giving ourselves one final torture? Hope that you hate it! The Sopranos review will be uploaded in January, but you can also follow me on Twitter at twitter.com/Tennings if you want to harass me into getting it out quicker. In the meantime, stay safe, and (un) Happy New Year!
@dianaberlin47673 жыл бұрын
Don't even have the will to harrass you on KZbin 2020.... happy new year
@markkoetsier64753 жыл бұрын
At least it gave me a solid motivation for burning through my alcohol supply. All those non-existent parties couldn't.
@kmatt4203 жыл бұрын
The sopranos game in 2007 was horrible. Can not wait to hear your review !
@budaroddy3 жыл бұрын
Happy new year dude much love from here
@jaypostromboli-jpgamertv-4573 жыл бұрын
@@kmatt420 *2006
@SayChidz3 жыл бұрын
We need an ASMR of tennings sighs and groans during this entire debacle
@onurspears3 жыл бұрын
moans too plz
@callumsparrow43793 жыл бұрын
Why are jokes about Sonic, a franchise owned by SEGA, compiled within the section of Nintendo-related jokes?
@kkryder91763 жыл бұрын
Uhh... Smash Bros. I... I guess???
@retsuza3 жыл бұрын
Reusing the Knuckles joke was frankly sloppy
@fatcat21373 жыл бұрын
i wanted to say that this was intentional and to be ironic but i guess thatd be too 'clever' for this kind of, uh, 'book', considerin the level of its 'jokes'
@Roadent12413 жыл бұрын
I mean SEGA games have been released for Nintendo consoles, so....
@t0mbst0neyt3 жыл бұрын
You can actually pinpoint the second when his heart rips in half
@massiveprogressive94883 жыл бұрын
0:00 seconds into the video XD
@Jenny_MCII3 жыл бұрын
What did creeper said after hearing these jokes? This ssssssucks.
@DoctorInk203 жыл бұрын
This "comedy" died harder than the Dreamcast. And now I've made myself as sad as Mr. Tayto. Happy New Year!
@MegaBYSON2 жыл бұрын
cruel human
@budaroddy3 жыл бұрын
Actually funny jokes: 5:29 11:25 (the one Tennings says) 18:45 WTF dude?? 20:26 that moment when he runs out of jokes and need to comeback to the yo mamas jokes after a few seconds of silence 28:49
@UndeadFrankie3 жыл бұрын
3:53 the delivery is so bad lmao 😂
@VacantHaven3 жыл бұрын
Why does Tennings make such good content? Because he's such a fungi! ......hello...?
@Tennings3 жыл бұрын
Blocked and sued for emotional distress.
@VacantHaven3 жыл бұрын
@@Tennings don't be having a 'block' party now.........hello?
@LHudson3 жыл бұрын
Video reported: I saw a man die for 33 minutes
@mels77693 жыл бұрын
I feel like you started regretting it as HILARIOUS jokes were filling the room with laughter.
@Kiptracx3 жыл бұрын
"What do you call a Pokemon that can't move very fast? A Slowpoke." Well it's been good and all but, ultimately, I think I would like to turn in my resignation letter and give my two weeks notice for life. It was a good time and an interesting experience but I just don't think it's gonna work out. I'll clean out my desk by today.
@chewinggumsandwich23412 жыл бұрын
my favorite joke is How do you get pichachu onto a bus? pokemon. never fails to impress.
@TXiCN3 жыл бұрын
18:49 The AI that created this book gets lazy here and steals memes from 9gag.
@sinsoftheswamp83463 жыл бұрын
Finally you make a good video. this had my loling with laughter me and the boys watched this on titled towers while my fat mom yelled at me for being 36 and living at home. Keep it up!
@MisterSpinalzo3 жыл бұрын
I think the narrator is just reading meme templates out loud in the fortnite section. Which obviously doesn't work if you don't have the goddamn corresponding image.
@hamedalzarooni4423 жыл бұрын
"Written by hayden fox" He didn't write shit
@willowpillow33693 жыл бұрын
the irish man returns for the annual video solstice
@lazymodsv373 жыл бұрын
Your reactions to the jokes are funnier than the jokes themselves lmao
@nejdalej3 жыл бұрын
Jesus he's pronounced Samus the same way as Albert Camus (cah moo). I see we have an epic gamer in our midst!
@dr.proton15803 жыл бұрын
At first I didn't know who he meant... Also his pronounciation of Yoshi (Joschi)...
@LuminalSpoon3 жыл бұрын
Samus can do but Sartre is smartre
@nejdalej3 жыл бұрын
@Brandon Gray Ah yeah fair dos I'll edit that lol.
@washyourmouthoutwithpope13343 жыл бұрын
samus is THE most influential philosopher of the 20th century
@EhrisaiaOShannon3 жыл бұрын
He has risen, boys!!! Lol. Is that The Esteemed Mr. Tato on your computer screen? Lmiao. 💜☘️💜
@roundabout4683 жыл бұрын
18:45 Shit got real for a sec there
@paarlarum95853 жыл бұрын
Oh man it's a good start for the year when you upload
@Adonk3 жыл бұрын
6:03 He does sound like his wife left him to be fair
@themanwiththebabyhands46503 жыл бұрын
It would have been funny if there was no punchline and it was just that.
@liquidchris52153 жыл бұрын
"my wife left me because i was playing fortnite too long and didnt pay attention to her or the kids, this isnt a joke i really want you back honey, please answer my calls"
@AtmosFabula3 жыл бұрын
I have been watching this channel since its inception. I have endured all of the breaks, I laughed, I cried, but nothing hurt me quite like this. I am truly, deeply sorry you had to go through this, what's even worse is that I couldn't sit through to the end, on the eighteenth minute, I had to stop, for my sanity, if nothing else. I couldn't sit through to the end...at least not today, but I will be back and I will finish this one day...someday soon.
@morgenmuffel123453 жыл бұрын
If I remember correctly, in one of the AVGN episodes the exact same Ouija (Luigi) board joke was written in a Nintendo Power magazine. I'm fairly certain, more half of the jokes are simply copy-pasted from the internet.
@lucasmr32153 жыл бұрын
I was just about to comment this too!
@streamspoart26713 жыл бұрын
Owh hey, glad to see you okay in this rough year, see you again in 2022 👋🏻
@callumsparrow43793 жыл бұрын
Even Mr. Tayto is deeply saddened by having to sit through these awful jokes. Mr. Tayto getting sad is like Mudkip getting sad: how is that even possible?
@Notnyhandke3 жыл бұрын
tennings bi-yearly videos are genuinely quite comforting .
@bhaveshpraveen77423 жыл бұрын
Every yo momma joke= 1 step towards the liquor store. Happy New year and hope there's one nearby.
@GameApologist3 жыл бұрын
Deeply upset that KZbin did not notify me of more Tennings goodness.
@ryampeguero77113 жыл бұрын
Half Nintendo “jokes” weren’t about Nintedo’s games
@retsuza3 жыл бұрын
How does Donkey Kong react when he sees a boat He goes A P E S H I P
@Callofduty7993 жыл бұрын
😂😂😂😂😂
@ZC-Infinity3 жыл бұрын
"What do you call a pokemon that can't move very fast? A Slowpoke!" ...That's not a joke, idiot, that's an actual Pokemon! It's like saying "What do you call a guy who uses a mop? A janitor!"
@JoeLewis143 жыл бұрын
The type of person who enjoys a joke book is also the same type of person who finds improv comedy funny.
@GraveReaperCushions3 жыл бұрын
I know a guy who used to do improv. He's a full-on Covid denier now...
@josethebioform75193 жыл бұрын
@@GraveReaperCushions lmao fitting. In all seriousness tho some improv works in comedy but improv on its own rarely does. I mean alot of what robin williams did was improv same with bill murrary but that wasnt exclusively their comedy it was more of just a tool
@MobyTheLion3 жыл бұрын
@@GraveReaperCushions good I hope he lives a great life. because obviously covid is faked by many to let us buy more products for our use
@josephchambers20002 жыл бұрын
Ok, but now I have the image of Sonic literally using Knuckles as a battering ram to get through doors and that is funny.
@robertanderson94472 жыл бұрын
It would make a bit of sense, Knuckles uses Sonic and Tails as boxing gloves in Sonic Heroes.
@DevonPalmer983 жыл бұрын
Lucky bastard, I’m stuck in this 2020 hellhole for 16 more hours
@weeballsbigpenis41143 жыл бұрын
2 hours left mate, I'm in 2021 I'm currently fighting in a Jeff bezos funded robot uprising, good luck when you get here
@dianaberlin47673 жыл бұрын
Well I survived 2020, I can handle those jokes... Edit: 19 minutes in and I need a drink
@klownfromouttatown11883 жыл бұрын
I found your channel when I first stumbled on the Batman Begins video and I kid you not I had tears in my eyes from laughter. Your humor, wit and delivery are so good and it make your videos so entertaining to watch that it's a shame not more people are aware of your channel's existence. Keep doing what you do brother, you're amazing!
@martincampbell22083 жыл бұрын
You can tell half of these are stolen from memes due to the janky set up and delivery
@josephchambers20002 жыл бұрын
Some of them don’t even make sense without the image and are just words.
@Ultrawr3 жыл бұрын
This is exactly how I’m vibing into the new year. Thank you.
@lyndislegion2872 жыл бұрын
This probably wasn't intended by either Hayden Fox or Tennings, but this video is a great help when I have trouble falling asleep. I never made it past ten minutes until I fall asleep
@evanhanley64373 жыл бұрын
He's back boyos. Great to see you Tennings. I hope you had a great Christmas.
@kclink15793 жыл бұрын
2:57 Yoshi is not a Dinosaur, Yoshi is a Yoshi.
@ignotumperignotius6303 жыл бұрын
Around 11:20 Tennings manages to get out a chuckle and the cursed thing immediately punishes him.
@drakertheheartbreaker27713 жыл бұрын
Where not going to see him again another 6 months
@phantomknight34303 жыл бұрын
Awesome welcome back buddy
@Sh0gun1173 жыл бұрын
Yeah Tennings. Love the Finding Francis shirt.
@jimbo2revengeance2 жыл бұрын
i love how there are clearly memes in the book, memes that require context of the image to understand, yet the narrator just reads the top and bottom text like it's just another narrated joke.
@Pancake3273 жыл бұрын
I tuned out after 14 minutes and woke up with a gun in my hand
@datguyfoss39153 жыл бұрын
I didn't realize how starved for Tennings content I was until I was willing to subject myself to half an hour of horrible jokes with him.
@mangckyatmamon3 жыл бұрын
Holy crap. Never clicked so fast in my life. Best way to end this crappy year eh?
@SunnyTacos3 жыл бұрын
Poor Samoo I thought her favorite food was the varia suit.
@sirveauxhtom97173 жыл бұрын
Hayden Fox is the name of Craig T. Nelson's character in the tv show, Coach.
@stetson_elam3 жыл бұрын
The triumphant return! Still my favorite channel on KZbin. And what a beautifully disgusting way to bring in the new year. Glad to see you back Tennings! It's all down hill from here.
@rigtio88873 жыл бұрын
1:55 Oh boy, we are in for a wild ride
@JennyTheNerdBat3 жыл бұрын
3:01 ok, this one was actually kinda funny :D
@sparkles14103 жыл бұрын
I love how the video slowly loses its color as the jokes go on! 😂😂
@DurradonXylles3 жыл бұрын
5:12 And that's the joke that truly shows it was written by an American. In the US, on top of clinging to pedestrian usage of the imperial system and calling football "soccer", we don't use the terms "primary school" and "secondary school" to describe the education system for 5-18 year olds. To keep the culture lesson blissfully short: I'll just say that "middle school" and "high school", of which the latter was the basis for that pun of a punchline, are essentially the Yank equivalent of secondary school (middle school, sometimes referred to "junior high school", is typically for 11-13 year olds, and high school is for 14-18 year olds).
@denjowim23593 жыл бұрын
Oh boy... Only 6 Months between this and the Last Video? Damn.
@PikminandOatchi3 жыл бұрын
02:25 "Wynaut" is the name of a pokemon.
@chriswelcome81023 жыл бұрын
I'm glad he is still around. Like... Batman. He's lurking somewhere... He will show up at some point, you just never know when...
@Channeleven23457893 жыл бұрын
4:49 I think that joke was lifted near verbatim from an issue of Nintendo Power.
@retsuza3 жыл бұрын
18:43 lmao why is this one so unexpectedly deadpan
@Idonotcare6763 жыл бұрын
Listening to Tim Treadwell being eatin alive by a bear was FAAAR funnier then any moment this book had to offer.. "Get the frying pan!! The frying pan!!".
@aaroncregan983 жыл бұрын
Why did I sit through this.
@ViolentElements3 жыл бұрын
Tennings spotting that Herschell Gordon Lewis Arrow boxset like a real gem of a human being
@Feneture3 жыл бұрын
Woo he's back! Was just watching through some of your older videos the other day. Hope your 2021 is full of jokes and good games 😂
@Samureai3 жыл бұрын
I REMEMBER WATCHING YOUR STUFF WHEN I WAS 12. HOPE YOU ARE DOING GOOD.
@streptococo47353 жыл бұрын
honestly your reactions were funnier than the jokes itself
@massiveprogressive94883 жыл бұрын
Every time you stared off with that depressed look, my mind visualised the camera zooming in slowly with 'The Sound of Silence' playing in the background I gotchu, bro!
Like.. I can't believe you actually made me watch all of that
@zydian_3 жыл бұрын
I want to say I'm ready but I'm not sure. edit: 17:36 I used that joke on my msn header thinghy when I was a teenager. Ye, I wasn't ready.
@Mr.Pallanza3 жыл бұрын
Signs the world wouldn't end this 2021: *_Tennings Uploaded_*
@Nicelbob3 жыл бұрын
I'm really wasted right now, and i've got a ruff year... damn it has been ruff... like everyone of us. But I'm happy to say, I'm glad we all Made it. And moreover, we're getting a new Tennings Video! There will never be a time i'm not celebrating a new Tennings Video! Be safe you all... I mean it... We are all we have! :)
@noneofusisalive3 жыл бұрын
Happy New Year, Tennings! Good to see you again
@blemisheddiscgaming64642 жыл бұрын
I just watched Shite Games #10. Just stopped in to say, I really wish you would do another one of these!!! It was fucking hilarious
@slothsong0803 жыл бұрын
One to celebrate a new Tennings video and one for the new year depression. Thanks for two reasons to begin drinking on New Years Eve an hour after I woke up.
@twistedgamerfromhellreborn99593 жыл бұрын
It's great to see you back man..
@bruhkillaq30343 жыл бұрын
7:34 , thaat's the saame joke from nintendo , the fungus one
@jamesthejoker74153 жыл бұрын
I watched the whole video, with every second that passed I lost 1,000,000,000 brain cells, I should have brought alcohol like Tennings.
@ericf1122 жыл бұрын
This encompasses the last two years perfectly.
@Yuli_Ban3 жыл бұрын
You can see what remains of his will to live evaporate before your very eyes
@luizfernandodonascimento34133 жыл бұрын
There's not even a second to think lmao. Also, how come you don't have a million subs?
@dontegraves50513 жыл бұрын
Because he barely uploads more than five times a year and KZbin doesn't like that at all.
@adventurouseddie93693 жыл бұрын
what's the difference between cyberpunk 2077 and paul walker? nothing, they both crashed and burned
@lyndislegion2873 жыл бұрын
Holy crap that's evil! I love it
@sternchild3 жыл бұрын
Maaaate, I see those Alan Clarke, Jean Luc Godard, Stanley Kubrick and (equally as important) Hershel Gordon Lewis boxsets!!!
@TheRageLivesOn3 жыл бұрын
i've never had any alcohol in my life. that is about to change after hearing this.
@timeless89203 жыл бұрын
Some of those facial expressions made me laugh! Ha
@princessolmeca29332 жыл бұрын
The joke about Zelda's favorite breakfast - I'm not the only one who found that dirty, right?
@MrNewVegas1013 жыл бұрын
Dude your back ! Thank you man ❤️
@chrisken89023 жыл бұрын
Cheers, dude! What WHISKY are you drinking ? HAPPY NEW YEAR !! :)
@markw.loughton67863 жыл бұрын
Welcome back you mad bugger lol you have been missed. Hope to see more content soon. :)