Tennings Listens To: '300 Video Game Jokes', An Audiobook

[@themanwiththebabyhands4650]

If you don't laugh at all 300 jokes. You're not a true gamer.

[@Rottenberg666]

I think i just don't understand humor anymore.

[@Omnishredder]

@@Rottenberg666 nah, only joke that was good was the kirby sucks, but for the wrong reasons

[@SuperPeterok]

Donkey Thong

[@storingjazzinmycheeksforth5319]

"My wife left me cuz i bought a nintendo, guess it was time for a switch" "What do you think of my jokes? you need to brush up on your jokes, they haunted me. you should probably go back to your retail job." So we all gonna ignore Hayden Fox's cries for help?

[@washyourmouthoutwithpope1334]

IS THE MAN OK

[@Samouraii]

I love how the narrator just read the visual jokes, couldn't even be arsed describing them

[@liquidchris5215]

im surprised he could read the whole book without crying and audibly buckling over in despair

[@mechabroski9993]

"Walking in on your brother and mother having intercourse be like"

[@grantmejia6430]

Ya that was jarring, I was so confused. I thought my brain was broken.

[@MysteriousJojo]

Imagine waking up in the morning and remembering you wrote 300 Video Game Jokes

[@Gatorade69]

At the end of the day he probably made some money off of it... I actually hope he didn't but the fact they keep pumping out similar books tells me otherwise.

[@kieranhurst8543]

I don't have to imagine...

[@MiyaMam948]

@@kieranhurst8543 are you the guy

[@MrGrizzzlik]

Everybody gotta pay bills. Looks like a weekend amount of work at most - copy paste jokes from Reddit, pay Rashid on fiver to design cover. Then mommy will buy it for some unfortunate (man)child.

[@Mr.Pallanza]

5:29 To be honest, the _"Yo mama so fat, _*_even Kirby can't eat her_*_ "_ joke knocked out a good chuckle out of me, the only time I was laughing was just looking at Tennings how unflattered and cringed he was the whole time. Happy New year, Tennings. The year 2021 is bright.

[@theHOOD61]

You look like they guy from Fahrenheit when the happiness bar depletes

[@Hanfgurkenhasser]

Such a rare, yet incredibly fitting description. My sides!

[@maesejesus]

Quick, someone, play some Theory of a Deadman!

[@Aliens2Exist]

all of the 'jokes' are just play on words and references i love u tennis pls upload more

[@JamieRobert_]

Tennis lol

[@sigmatic_cartel7780]

Deuce!

[@vinegro4579]

I like Tennis too

[@tothz.2590]

I love how like 60% of these "jokes" are just bad memes from like 2014.

[@Tennings]

What could be a more fitting send-off to 2020 than by giving ourselves one final torture? Hope that you hate it! The Sopranos review will be uploaded in January, but you can also follow me on Twitter at twitter.com/Tennings if you want to harass me into getting it out quicker. In the meantime, stay safe, and (un) Happy New Year!

[@dianaberlin4767]

Don't even have the will to harrass you on KZbin 2020.... happy new year

[@markkoetsier6475]

At least it gave me a solid motivation for burning through my alcohol supply. All those non-existent parties couldn't.

[@kmatt420]

The sopranos game in 2007 was horrible. Can not wait to hear your review !

[@budaroddy]

Happy new year dude much love from here

[@jaypostromboli-jpgamertv-457]

@@kmatt420 *2006

[@SayChidz]

We need an ASMR of tennings sighs and groans during this entire debacle

[@onurspears]

moans too plz

[@callumsparrow4379]

Why are jokes about Sonic, a franchise owned by SEGA, compiled within the section of Nintendo-related jokes?

[@kkryder9176]

Uhh... Smash Bros. I... I guess???

[@retsuza]

Reusing the Knuckles joke was frankly sloppy

[@fatcat2137]

i wanted to say that this was intentional and to be ironic but i guess thatd be too 'clever' for this kind of, uh, 'book', considerin the level of its 'jokes'

[@Roadent1241]

I mean SEGA games have been released for Nintendo consoles, so....

[@t0mbst0neyt]

You can actually pinpoint the second when his heart rips in half

[@massiveprogressive9488]

0:00 seconds into the video XD

[@Jenny_MCII]

What did creeper said after hearing these jokes? This ssssssucks.

[@DoctorInk20]

This "comedy" died harder than the Dreamcast. And now I've made myself as sad as Mr. Tayto. Happy New Year!

[@MegaBYSON]

cruel human

[@budaroddy]

Actually funny jokes: 5:29 11:25 (the one Tennings says) 18:45 WTF dude?? 20:26 that moment when he runs out of jokes and need to comeback to the yo mamas jokes after a few seconds of silence 28:49

[@UndeadFrankie]

3:53 the delivery is so bad lmao 😂

[@VacantHaven]

Why does Tennings make such good content? Because he's such a fungi! ......hello...?

[@Tennings]

Blocked and sued for emotional distress.

[@VacantHaven]

@@Tennings don't be having a 'block' party now.........hello?

[@LHudson]

Video reported: I saw a man die for 33 minutes

[@mels7769]

I feel like you started regretting it as HILARIOUS jokes were filling the room with laughter.

[@Kiptracx]

"What do you call a Pokemon that can't move very fast? A Slowpoke." Well it's been good and all but, ultimately, I think I would like to turn in my resignation letter and give my two weeks notice for life. It was a good time and an interesting experience but I just don't think it's gonna work out. I'll clean out my desk by today.

[@chewinggumsandwich2341]

my favorite joke is How do you get pichachu onto a bus? pokemon. never fails to impress.

[@TXiCN]

18:49 The AI that created this book gets lazy here and steals memes from 9gag.

[@sinsoftheswamp8346]

Finally you make a good video. this had my loling with laughter me and the boys watched this on titled towers while my fat mom yelled at me for being 36 and living at home. Keep it up!

[@MisterSpinalzo]

I think the narrator is just reading meme templates out loud in the fortnite section. Which obviously doesn't work if you don't have the goddamn corresponding image.

[@hamedalzarooni442]

"Written by hayden fox" He didn't write shit

[@willowpillow3369]

the irish man returns for the annual video solstice

[@lazymodsv37]

Your reactions to the jokes are funnier than the jokes themselves lmao

[@nejdalej]

Jesus he's pronounced Samus the same way as Albert Camus (cah moo). I see we have an epic gamer in our midst!

[@dr.proton1580]

At first I didn't know who he meant... Also his pronounciation of Yoshi (Joschi)...

[@LuminalSpoon]

Samus can do but Sartre is smartre

[@nejdalej]

@Brandon Gray Ah yeah fair dos I'll edit that lol.

[@washyourmouthoutwithpope1334]

samus is THE most influential philosopher of the 20th century

[@EhrisaiaOShannon]

He has risen, boys!!! Lol. Is that The Esteemed Mr. Tato on your computer screen? Lmiao. 💜☘️💜

[@roundabout468]

18:45 Shit got real for a sec there

[@paarlarum9585]

Oh man it's a good start for the year when you upload

[@Adonk]

6:03 He does sound like his wife left him to be fair

[@themanwiththebabyhands4650]

It would have been funny if there was no punchline and it was just that.

[@liquidchris5215]

"my wife left me because i was playing fortnite too long and didnt pay attention to her or the kids, this isnt a joke i really want you back honey, please answer my calls"

[@AtmosFabula]

I have been watching this channel since its inception. I have endured all of the breaks, I laughed, I cried, but nothing hurt me quite like this. I am truly, deeply sorry you had to go through this, what's even worse is that I couldn't sit through to the end, on the eighteenth minute, I had to stop, for my sanity, if nothing else. I couldn't sit through to the end...at least not today, but I will be back and I will finish this one day...someday soon.

[@morgenmuffel12345]

If I remember correctly, in one of the AVGN episodes the exact same Ouija (Luigi) board joke was written in a Nintendo Power magazine. I'm fairly certain, more half of the jokes are simply copy-pasted from the internet.

[@lucasmr3215]

I was just about to comment this too!

[@streamspoart2671]

Owh hey, glad to see you okay in this rough year, see you again in 2022 👋🏻

[@callumsparrow4379]

Even Mr. Tayto is deeply saddened by having to sit through these awful jokes. Mr. Tayto getting sad is like Mudkip getting sad: how is that even possible?

[@Notnyhandke]

tennings bi-yearly videos are genuinely quite comforting .

[@bhaveshpraveen7742]

Every yo momma joke= 1 step towards the liquor store. Happy New year and hope there's one nearby.

[@GameApologist]

Deeply upset that KZbin did not notify me of more Tennings goodness.

[@ryampeguero7711]

Half Nintendo “jokes” weren’t about Nintedo’s games

[@retsuza]

How does Donkey Kong react when he sees a boat He goes A P E S H I P

[@Callofduty799]

😂😂😂😂😂

[@ZC-Infinity]

"What do you call a pokemon that can't move very fast? A Slowpoke!" ...That's not a joke, idiot, that's an actual Pokemon! It's like saying "What do you call a guy who uses a mop? A janitor!"

[@JoeLewis14]

The type of person who enjoys a joke book is also the same type of person who finds improv comedy funny.

[@GraveReaperCushions]

I know a guy who used to do improv. He's a full-on Covid denier now...

[@josethebioform7519]

@@GraveReaperCushions lmao fitting. In all seriousness tho some improv works in comedy but improv on its own rarely does. I mean alot of what robin williams did was improv same with bill murrary but that wasnt exclusively their comedy it was more of just a tool

[@MobyTheLion]

@@GraveReaperCushions good I hope he lives a great life. because obviously covid is faked by many to let us buy more products for our use

[@josephchambers2000]

Ok, but now I have the image of Sonic literally using Knuckles as a battering ram to get through doors and that is funny.

[@robertanderson9447]

It would make a bit of sense, Knuckles uses Sonic and Tails as boxing gloves in Sonic Heroes.

[@DevonPalmer98]

Lucky bastard, I’m stuck in this 2020 hellhole for 16 more hours

[@weeballsbigpenis4114]

2 hours left mate, I'm in 2021 I'm currently fighting in a Jeff bezos funded robot uprising, good luck when you get here

[@dianaberlin4767]

Well I survived 2020, I can handle those jokes... Edit: 19 minutes in and I need a drink

[@klownfromouttatown1188]

I found your channel when I first stumbled on the Batman Begins video and I kid you not I had tears in my eyes from laughter. Your humor, wit and delivery are so good and it make your videos so entertaining to watch that it's a shame not more people are aware of your channel's existence. Keep doing what you do brother, you're amazing!

[@martincampbell2208]

You can tell half of these are stolen from memes due to the janky set up and delivery

[@josephchambers2000]

Some of them don’t even make sense without the image and are just words.

[@Ultrawr]

This is exactly how I’m vibing into the new year. Thank you.

[@lyndislegion287]

This probably wasn't intended by either Hayden Fox or Tennings, but this video is a great help when I have trouble falling asleep. I never made it past ten minutes until I fall asleep

[@evanhanley6437]

He's back boyos. Great to see you Tennings. I hope you had a great Christmas.

[@kclink1579]

2:57 Yoshi is not a Dinosaur, Yoshi is a Yoshi.

[@ignotumperignotius630]

Around 11:20 Tennings manages to get out a chuckle and the cursed thing immediately punishes him.

[@drakertheheartbreaker2771]

Where not going to see him again another 6 months

[@phantomknight3430]

Awesome welcome back buddy

[@Sh0gun117]

Yeah Tennings. Love the Finding Francis shirt.

[@jimbo2revengeance]

i love how there are clearly memes in the book, memes that require context of the image to understand, yet the narrator just reads the top and bottom text like it's just another narrated joke.

[@Pancake327]

I tuned out after 14 minutes and woke up with a gun in my hand

[@datguyfoss3915]

I didn't realize how starved for Tennings content I was until I was willing to subject myself to half an hour of horrible jokes with him.

[@mangckyatmamon]

Holy crap. Never clicked so fast in my life. Best way to end this crappy year eh?

[@SunnyTacos]

Poor Samoo I thought her favorite food was the varia suit.

[@sirveauxhtom9717]

Hayden Fox is the name of Craig T. Nelson's character in the tv show, Coach.

[@stetson_elam]

The triumphant return! Still my favorite channel on KZbin. And what a beautifully disgusting way to bring in the new year. Glad to see you back Tennings! It's all down hill from here.

[@rigtio8887]

1:55 Oh boy, we are in for a wild ride

[@JennyTheNerdBat]

3:01 ok, this one was actually kinda funny :D

[@sparkles1410]

I love how the video slowly loses its color as the jokes go on! 😂😂

[@DurradonXylles]

5:12 And that's the joke that truly shows it was written by an American. In the US, on top of clinging to pedestrian usage of the imperial system and calling football "soccer", we don't use the terms "primary school" and "secondary school" to describe the education system for 5-18 year olds. To keep the culture lesson blissfully short: I'll just say that "middle school" and "high school", of which the latter was the basis for that pun of a punchline, are essentially the Yank equivalent of secondary school (middle school, sometimes referred to "junior high school", is typically for 11-13 year olds, and high school is for 14-18 year olds).

[@denjowim2359]

Oh boy... Only 6 Months between this and the Last Video? Damn.

[@PikminandOatchi]

02:25 "Wynaut" is the name of a pokemon.

[@chriswelcome8102]

I'm glad he is still around. Like... Batman. He's lurking somewhere... He will show up at some point, you just never know when...

[@Channeleven2345789]

4:49 I think that joke was lifted near verbatim from an issue of Nintendo Power.

[@retsuza]

18:43 lmao why is this one so unexpectedly deadpan

[@Idonotcare676]

Listening to Tim Treadwell being eatin alive by a bear was FAAAR funnier then any moment this book had to offer.. "Get the frying pan!! The frying pan!!".

[@aaroncregan98]

Why did I sit through this.

[@ViolentElements]

Tennings spotting that Herschell Gordon Lewis Arrow boxset like a real gem of a human being

[@Feneture]

Woo he's back! Was just watching through some of your older videos the other day. Hope your 2021 is full of jokes and good games 😂

[@Samureai]

I REMEMBER WATCHING YOUR STUFF WHEN I WAS 12. HOPE YOU ARE DOING GOOD.

[@streptococo4735]

honestly your reactions were funnier than the jokes itself

[@massiveprogressive9488]

Every time you stared off with that depressed look, my mind visualised the camera zooming in slowly with 'The Sound of Silence' playing in the background I gotchu, bro!

[@the-brown-dad]

3:45 can you burn a Luigi board?

[@SilvianPenguin123]

Happy 2020 v2! #869: 17:56 #870: 19:24 #871: 19:43 (Taken)

[@maineduboisesq.7528]

I've been waiting my entire life for this.

[@KotyoK1]

Like.. I can't believe you actually made me watch all of that

[@zydian_]

I want to say I'm ready but I'm not sure. edit: 17:36 I used that joke on my msn header thinghy when I was a teenager. Ye, I wasn't ready.

[@Mr.Pallanza]

Signs the world wouldn't end this 2021: *_Tennings Uploaded_*

[@Nicelbob]

I'm really wasted right now, and i've got a ruff year... damn it has been ruff... like everyone of us. But I'm happy to say, I'm glad we all Made it. And moreover, we're getting a new Tennings Video! There will never be a time i'm not celebrating a new Tennings Video! Be safe you all... I mean it... We are all we have! :)

[@noneofusisalive]

Happy New Year, Tennings! Good to see you again

[@blemisheddiscgaming6464]

I just watched Shite Games #10. Just stopped in to say, I really wish you would do another one of these!!! It was fucking hilarious

[@slothsong080]

One to celebrate a new Tennings video and one for the new year depression. Thanks for two reasons to begin drinking on New Years Eve an hour after I woke up.

[@twistedgamerfromhellreborn9959]

It's great to see you back man..

[@bruhkillaq3034]

7:34 , thaat's the saame joke from nintendo , the fungus one

[@jamesthejoker7415]

I watched the whole video, with every second that passed I lost 1,000,000,000 brain cells, I should have brought alcohol like Tennings.

[@ericf112]

This encompasses the last two years perfectly.

[@Yuli_Ban]

You can see what remains of his will to live evaporate before your very eyes

[@luizfernandodonascimento3413]

There's not even a second to think lmao. Also, how come you don't have a million subs?

[@dontegraves5051]

Because he barely uploads more than five times a year and KZbin doesn't like that at all.

[@adventurouseddie9369]

what's the difference between cyberpunk 2077 and paul walker? nothing, they both crashed and burned

[@lyndislegion287]

Holy crap that's evil! I love it

[@sternchild]

Maaaate, I see those Alan Clarke, Jean Luc Godard, Stanley Kubrick and (equally as important) Hershel Gordon Lewis boxsets!!!

[@TheRageLivesOn]

i've never had any alcohol in my life. that is about to change after hearing this.

[@timeless8920]

Some of those facial expressions made me laugh! Ha

[@princessolmeca2933]

The joke about Zelda's favorite breakfast - I'm not the only one who found that dirty, right?

[@MrNewVegas101]

Dude your back ! Thank you man ❤️

[@chrisken8902]

Cheers, dude! What WHISKY are you drinking ? HAPPY NEW YEAR !! :)

[@markw.loughton6786]

Welcome back you mad bugger lol you have been missed. Hope to see more content soon. :)