AI Generated Geometry Dash Comments

I downloaded 300,000 comments from daily Geometry Dash levels, then forced an AI to read every single one until it was able to generate new ones. What could possible go wrong?
REMINDER: Although most usernames are real, NONE OF THE COMMENTS ARE! The usernames have nothing to do with the actual comments, the AI just used the names it saw a lot of.
Music: WarioWare, Inc - Super Smash Bros.
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If you're reading this, i'm the fard

[@TheActualAnthonino]

9:02 Y'know the terrifying thing about that URL is that while it doesn't exist now, it will absolutely (given enough time) become an actual video. What that video will be, we may not live long enough to find out, but let's hope, by random probability, it's Geometry Dash related.

[@GDColon]

oh my god

[@user-cm4bk2so5x]

yup

[@MiIton]

@@GDColon L

[@platinum-or3y]

yes

[@TheActualAnthonino]

@@valeqium Shame, but only time shall tell the fate of that URL.

[@qKitti]

AI Generated comments bully RobTop for a level he didn't even make.

[@yusufthecatwithagun]

Its more hilarious cause he replied

[@yusufthecatwithagun]

Nevermind it was ai generated my life is a lie

[@jebowar6679]

@@yusufthecatwithagun character development

[@duckdude765]

“al”

[@totally-not-tj]

@@duckdude765 al?

[@atronixz]

*AI WILL TAKE OVER THE WORLD!* AI: I'm the fard.

[@yonklina2731]

hes the fard D:

[@Saturn_57]

Yeah lol

[@whatsair2]

Prime AI Performance.

[@soylentb8085]

no i'm the fard

[@solariix4388]

I identify as the physical manifestation of gas caused by flatulence.

[@JetSetDman]

i think the ai knew damn well who it was working for considering the first set of comments were credited to a user named “CuteFemboyFox”

[@brian_likes_omori]

colon moment

[@David280GG]

​@@brian_likes_omoricolon aint femboy

[@creppruby]

@@David280GG not yet

[@joeljoeljoeljoeljoeljoel2]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/oWq0Yp9po5iKo8s

[@3O9XT]

@@creppruby *fear*

[@BurntSandwich0]

8:26 "my brother got a thousand stars on a banana" **Icon fades to potassium**

[@MarioLopez-tp2gi]

I did not notice that

[@eclairence]

DELTARUNE REFERENCE

[@dabagelgd]

I love Deltarune memes

[@eclairence]

@@dabagelgd same lol

[@randomguy29837]

*Kris Get The Banana *Potassium

[@xfi6658]

I like how the AI itself got tired of saying "race"

[@w.dgaster5798]

Lol

[@Arden56-nation]

They got tired of "osu" too

[@cerulity32k]

Immediately moved on to “RobTop is a furry”

[@lazzylapis36]

"why are you making me say race"

[@XFSEO]

smart race

[@StarrDust12]

i like how colon is afraid to say "furry" but is fine with saying "i eat cats"

[@Massck]

I eat furries

[@rachelh5292]

@@Massck sus!!!

[@dimitrosskrippka2154]

2:24

[@dimitrosskrippka2154]

Also 3:46

[@rredy]

@@Massck same!

[@meable3763]

4:33 this guy is speaking straight facts

[@notsusanna7485]

“WOW THIS IS DREADFUL”

[@JorgeAviles72]

u guys are so stupid

[@Zaviastuff256]

U guys are so stupid - Pulsar303

[@kerlds]

@@notsusanna7485”u guys are so stupid”

[@idothings92]

u guys are so stupid..

[@sv3tlana_]

All topics: 2:13 Wyvern's brother 2:30 Boypoop is the fard 2:54 Non-humans and race 3:27 Being a good friend to thebonezone's mom 3:39 Robtop hate club 3:56 Poltea hate club 4:08 Things Elias hates 4:47 Hey Jensen 5:02 Osu 5:14 Death and taco bell 5:36 GD colon avoiding saying "furry" compilation 6:22 Is roptop bad at english? 6:51 Brandon accuses comeone as a troll 7:00 Uplift used to be what?? 7:12 M98X has a comment 7:32 No more tiktok points 7:44 How old are they? 7:58 Peace or violence? 8:15 Hi, hi baka 8:29 Jellyfish 8:43 Human or not human, that is the question 9:12 Does Crystal remember them?

[@_thundercloud_]

"I am not human, i am a nuke" -Wyvurn, 2021

[@Massck]

Classic wyvurn

[@Vaea4]

@@Massck exactly

[@nicoelevadoados]

wyvurn is kinda insane

[@FSSRTNO]

fatman or little boy?

[@worldprops333]

@@FSSRTNO CB

[@Gmanrocky]

“Just to be clear, if you are a dwarf, you’re not technically human” “Stop talking about yourself” I don’t care what universe your from that’s gotta hurt

[@kurumik]

the ai just roasted someone lol

[@Gmanrocky]

@@kurumik no the best part is it roasted itself

[@randomguy29837]

Same with "poltea is a g"

[@jademonass2954]

"poltea is a g" "poltea is a g" "poltea is a g" what a meaningful conversation and 100% something that would appear in the normal chat

[@GoldenGamerFox7272fromYT]

poltea is a g

[@lampboy926]

poltea is a g

[@Waffle-Ex-Eye-Vee]

poltea is a g

[@aquaneutral]

who is poltea and why is he a g

[@maximyllion]

i hate the word poltea

[@SaveYTChannel]

i wouldnt be able to tell the difference from this and the normal daily chat tbh

[@RobertTheDasher]

especially considering the usernames are all of people active in daily chat

[@edwardclark6731]

i am a nuke

[@edwardclark6731]

guys why do you like my comments 100000 days after i post them-

[@UselessAccountt]

I’m the fard

[@sadekdagher69420]

I am depressed

[@lavater6947]

All the AI's: *having a good conversation* Some random AI who wants to brag: GG 2 atempts.

[@DimensionalityGalaxyFoxFilms]

ez. get rekt

[@existentialchaos8]

Most normal comment

[@imbambain]

9:21 "Crystal! Do you remember me?" " *oh god* "

[@cycrothelargeplanet]

4:38 Smartest message generated by AI

[@LeoYoshi54321]

It's kind of disturbing to me how insistent the AI was in saying "I'm not human".

[@identicalgd2446]

frr .. why did the ai question itself so many times

[@user-mx8yn2vi3q]

I’m the fard

[@stephaniemcfarland1825]

"I'm a nuke." *Computer blows up*

[@ArnavBoom]

*The Ai has become sentient*

[@dnr-vs1lk]

it also said that it was a furry.

[@Kristijan_]

This is pure comedy without comedy with comedy

[@cardboardbox2702]

p u r e

[@Kuino]

"im the fard"

[@VividlyNight]

the bonsai will be here in 2 hours

[@slavicmonke]

I think my brain commited sucid

[@renzsena]

you aren't human, therefore you aren't human

[@ktz1185]

3:07 "@walrus You aren't human, therefore you aren't human" - DashDragon23

[@kleik0mango]

r/technicallythetruth

[@Rudxain]

8:43 Mark Zuckerberg moment

[@JBRedux]

“Ah, daily chat… My worst development mistake” -RobTop

[@unseen9344]

He's right lol

[@shootme9111]

I hate that your right

[@ChippieX]

Man he really need to patch that bug soon, otherwise it could get out of control.

[@poliwhirl6166]

WHY WHY ARE YOU EVERYWHERE I GO ?????

[@jackstrashbin]

Did not know that there was a non-level chat

[@aeyoutube1874]

i crack up every time i watch the "insulting and flirting with robtop" section

[@inksterdoodles11]

jdhdhd

[@ibrahimali3192]

fgagag

[@dizzy_jump]

4:43 the dude's on my friend list, wow!!

[@bii..]

wait thats me

[@dizzy_jump]

@@bii.. ok

[@admiralensin.]

​@@bii..real

[@logan3102]

@@bii.. hi bii!

[@dani_exists]

are you bi.. ​@@bii..

[@jfawesome123]

3:21 “And you are a race, and I am not human, you are a race” - Sited 2021

[@Not_Rayn]

"Eat Random Poop and Drink Toilet Water" This hereby Proves the AI itself has the mentality of a 5 year old

[@dnr-vs1lk]

the ai was trained on daily chat so it says more about that.

[@inksterdoodles11]

IM OFFICIALY DWAD

[@ilikecatsandtos2]

Well it's really good at imitating the daily chat, that's what matters!

[@D3STROYER6969]

@@inksterdoodles11 Are you a AI generated reply where the AI has a Brain of a 4 Year old

[@toastedgarlicbread]

Skibidi Toilet type

[@LaughgreatYT]

“I am not a human, I’m a nuke” well that topic *blew up* quickly (that was a terrible joke im sorry) since when did this comment blow up, please stop liking this joke

[@zenosaa1]

b r u h

[@Stoom_]

Not quite terrible, I might use that.

[@colaboigd4367]

It was actually good!

[@colaboigd4367]

@@Stoom_ I might too.

[@basicallyalias]

Wow not bad lol

[@endgamerplays]

4:53 what a legend

[@reddraddev]

3:07 his logic is flawless

[@irian3x3]

vCarson: i will die of suffocation me: starts fucking wheezing

[@colaboigd4367]

sAmE bro, but I was drinking water, so I just made my floor wet even though my mom just cleaned the entire house. 🤣

[@Vista-hv6ej]

man actually said it once

[@miIkchocoIate]

guys, i think **shits agressively**

[@boyvikingYT]

"I killed a jellyfish and now I wanna become a jellyfish" "What is jellyfish?"

[@Devowerer]

I love how they just randomly switch subjects after 30 seconds 💀

[@confusioned2249]

"If you wanna know why so many people hate me, just look at my comment history" I relate to this comment, and i don't think that's a good thing

[@markiod]

"I just wanna say that when i was in school I was so bored that I did nothing but eat random poop and drink toilet water" Keep in mind this is by artificial intellegence

[@dnr-vs1lk]

yes

[@jimisbad]

and it learnt that by human comment history humans said stuff like this so the ai picked up on it -how many people are ea-.-

[@markiod]

"if you can see me in the bottom right corner, welcome to the world's single most degenerate social media community."

[@Bolt505]

AI conversations are so fun. It really feels like a conversation is happening but it's just too off.

[@ohboiyou]

“Hey” “I know where you live” “what”

[@ThanosIsUglyGD]

3:40 this says a lot about daily level comments

[@blu_subwoofer6714]

3:50 sheesh, that’s a insult to RobTop…

[@Zugai]

the fact i know like 40% of the people in this video is hilarious

[@Massck]

Zugaiiiiiiiii

[@winterbliss4459]

so true king

[@epicrapbattlesofhistorymrbeas]

I know thebonezone and fimsh from a friend's server

[@gavrolux409]

Zugkqi :D

[@monodragon]

im surprised stinkyburger barely was seen

[@PheloSaad]

“You aren’t human, therefore you aren’t human” Every 60 seconds in Africa, a minute passes. edit: why did this comment explode

[@zoidylol]

I WAS WAITING FOR SOMEONE TO SAY THIS YES

[@dante4.-]

Without me a hour is 60 minutes

[@lioncaat7961]

hey

[@doctoryoyogaming5122]

@@dante4.- without me a day is going 24 hours

[@xCrysT4L1]

At the end of the day, it's night

[@Astr0idTheAstronaut]

"In the future, humor will be randomly generated." -Larry the cucumber

[@inksterdoodles11]

8;8

[@anjotubeJE]

Randomly Generated?

[@randomguy29837]

"It's funny because it's unexpected" "Whatever happened to 'It's funny because it's true'?" "2+2 is 4 is true, but not funny"

[@bettercalldelta]

2:48 "- im the fard - oh and im gay" lmao I'm dead

[@Elfilinfan]

By Danke

[@Massck]

Wyvurn's comments were realistic. They sounded very wyvurnish

[@bkgames2]

I thought i would never see the day i found a comment about Wyvurn on youtube

[@GDStriker]

Hey Zab! Yeah that guy is everywhere

[@lucidmlem]

He ranked me D in the daily chat tier list

[@PUSHURT3MPRRR]

2:23 that hit hard.. *relatable*

[@solicoli]

wyvurn is weird

[@xyrul5619]

I love how CloudyCaat just types “ITS OVER” literally for no reason

[@Elfilinfan]

They beat the level

[@NANKAIDATTE]

@@Elfilinfan the daily level?

[@Elfilinfan]

@@NANKAIDATTE or the weekly demon

[@user-sx4tt7gs4w]

He probably means school

[@qwertythej]

Timestamp?

[@tacoshark]

“The bonsai will be here in 2 hours” is so oddly threatening

[@TheGrahamCracker]

5:11 well that's now a real website.

[@GDStriker]

I can watch Colon become more older and more mature.

[@click9796]

"for the record if you are not a dwarf you are not technically human" "stop talking about yourself"

[@mimig298]

In the first half Colon had no trouble saying RobTop was a furry, but after the second half does everything possible to not use the word "furry"

[@ChubTheMaster]

Hey Colon, i have an idea that i think would be pretty cool. You could make a bot that records your exact movements when you play a level, and then make a copy of the level where you can only use the exact movements on your previous attempt, making every jump, ship passage etc frame perfect and pixel perfect.

[@Joy-bm3qc]

that is so much work

[@cataclysmi]

@@Joy-bm3qc i feel it'd just be a spike trail thing

[@Ceereeal]

“I’m the fard” had me howling for no damn reason

[@ernvy6877]

Howling.. ? Your a mistake

[@Ceereeal]

@@ernvy6877 uwu

[@ernvy6877]

@@Ceereeal stay mad

[@whatisthis2809]

@@ernvy6877 uwu

[@celestiall7566]

@@ernvy6877 uwu

[@Potatic]

i love how once one person brings up a topic everybody else just piles on to that topic

[@LiteracyLovesYou]

I just love how some of the AIs like to tease each other. Good video

[@maximumoverdrive3928]

colon: says furry without hesitation also colon 5 mins later: wont say furry

[@brooke6472]

"Works part time as a fox-boy" LOL

[@lioncaat7961]

Lesson learned: all daily chatters should touch grass more. (me included)

[@GDColon]

you were great sweetheart

[@ejumper_0987]

i've never touched grass

[@ipgd69]

also me

[@dadude001]

Haha yes

[@AidenMoment]

true

[@tacoshark]

I had a stroke trying to make sense of the sequence at 5:20

[@noaht2005]

This is one of the funniest things I’ve ever seen, although the debate as to wether it was human or not (and talking about being a nuke) was actually terrifying. As AI gets smarter, I’m gonna miss this funny jank

[@pixelator5312]

8:01 undertale

[@GDColon]

LOL

[@yataclysmic]

@@GDColon hi Hi Hi Hi Hi baka Hi Hi Hi Hi Hi baka Hi baka Daily chat be like

[@gps1300]

hello.

[@ikilledaman]

4:24 i don’t even know what to say

[@bea.anim8]

neither do I

[@SimplyAlonso]

oh, the classic scat fetishisms

[@voidenterprises]

6:56 WHY DOES HE SOUND LIKE SCOTT THE WOZ

[@Elfilinfan]

HEY ALL

[@blu_subwoofer6714]

ScOtT wOzNiAk?!?!?!?!

[@simguyYT]

sonic jam

[@noaht2005]

I got the same vibe. It’s the inflection

[@matas12k8]

I came back to this channel after 2-3 years and how u have grown i remember visiting ur stream and asking u to remember me lol

[@woqey43]

The times I chatted in the daily chat, Wyvurn was the name I heard most

[@GDStriker]

Oh yes

[@ejumper_0987]

indeed

[@razer1158]

True

[@wentexp]

LOL

[@cheesecraft789]

5:48 I knew it was coming the second I saw the tilde but I wasn't given enough time to prepare

[@david_ga8490]

Tilde? XD

[@whattwaht]

@@david_ga8490 ~

[@admiralensin.]

​@@david_ga8490that's what the symbol is called

[@8BallYarn]

This video is going in my favorites playlist

[@TaxeAndStuff]

M98X: "@Lemonbox i have a question if you wanna know, what is osu?" Lemonbox: "osu"

[@Kuino]

osu!

[@StarfruitGamer123]

Wow, this is hilarious... but scary how this is exactly like a GD conversation!

[@bacry5638]

Hey there person I see often on Fry Em Up’s channel

[@StarfruitGamer123]

@@bacry5638 Hello there person I havent ever seen... no offense.

[@StarfruitGamer123]

@Luidub Xela Like my comments? Or is there a video I havent heard about? Idk if he really knows about me yet.

[@StarfruitGamer123]

@Luidub Xela That sounds like me. I have about 30 hearts on NexusGD's channel just because I see the notifications really early.

[@StarfruitGamer123]

@@hidratadop Thanks?! Like, comments, or content, or social-wise? Or just a random compliment, I'm sorry I'm just used to the "StarfruitGamer123, you're a noob."

[@GDColon]

Out of the 300,000 comments I downloaded, here are the accounts who commented the most: ====== #1 - thebonezone: 6533 #2 - ShyGuyGMD: 4187 #3 - Lioncaat: 3007 #4 - gaaskin6: 2762 #5 - sited: 2449 #6 - Beaniiee: 2351 #7 - M98X: 2283 #8 - Lushingg: 2269 #9 - Bobsupp: 2159 #10 - loftie: 2119 #11 - Damster0909: 1905 #12 - Murlek: 1766 #13 - BladeyMoment: 1734 #14 - BOYPOOP69: 1691 #15 - AwesomeStylesGD: 1602 #16 - Pulsar303: 1591 #17 - vCarson: 1478 #18 - Crystal712: 1457 #19 - Hyphenatic: 1454 #20 - fimsh: 1426 #21 - HarryPoggers: 1386 #22 - JerKitten: 1357 #23 - Milkshakechan: 1329 #24 - GodOfDualWaves: 1316 #25 - GD Snow: 1308 #26 - Akillerwerwolf: 1302 #27 - UltrafreuqYT: 1298 #28 - Azertite: 1261 #29 - AmongUsHat: 1247 #30 - CloudyCaat: 1224 #31 - FrickleGD: 1177 #32 - PISSBALLS2346: 1164 #33 - YouArentFunny: 1161 #34 - RedFire1955: 1160 #35 - Wyvurn: 1144 #36 - InklingCatcake: 1141 #37 - dashdragon23: 1085 #38 - amalga: 1081 #39 - Rintot: 1069 #40 - FuzzyTheMuffin: 1061 #41 - FlyingJames2: 1046 #42 - Xelaronic: 1034 #43 - RelykSV2: 1024 #44 - PieceOfSHlT: 1012 #45 - JuicyBits: 969 #46 - gethackedterebi: 967 #47 - iamaguy7603: 960 #48 - YV3: 955 #49 - SabrePulse: 947 #50 - Dragonic0w0UwU: 940

[@Windoweeza]

first

[@ipgd69]

i'm not in here cuz h*da banned me for a month. H*da needs to be demoted, i swear

[@behomefree]

20th lmak

[@InvalidOS]

PISSBALLS2346 made me laugh

[@AidenMoment]

#21 lmao

[@NickAndriadze]

*9:07* This comment is such a genuine mood though, transitions from both the ''I hate this level'' and ''You're gonna go for jail for this'' perfectly and is just hilarious.

[@chriusegherghoerg]

I remember watching you 4-5 years ago when you were younger holy you've gone far

[@EpicTechie]

8:29 Minecraft Morph Mod moment

[@3dland530]

4:44 the Jensen insult arc is hilarious, also very interesting how the ai can have very long conversation on the same topic for quite a long time. Very good job

[@NotRealChatGPT]

hey jensen

[@AuNoir_]

hey jensen

[@prism_squadron]

my name is jensen :(

[@AuNoir_]

@@prism_squadron hey jensen

[@prism_squadron]

@@AuNoir_ :(

[@epicplayzzz999]

7:26 that part was funny as heck

[@qzeah7768]

6:41 ayyy XD

[@Tin_BT]

oh haha

[@BNnnen]

"robtop is a furry" - AI

[@monodragon]

ive seen that comment multiple times on daily chat so I was kinda expecting it

[@N3bulA_]

"You aren't human, therefore you aren't human" Ah yes _dying is not healthy_

[@randomguy29837]

If you are dead, it's because you died

[@EndersProdz.]

Hopefully this will not happen in weekly chat ever lol! Also very hilarious, laughed 20 times 😂

[@awadont]

9:36 Why Crystal starts talking to himself xddd

[@Elfilinfan]

Dimentia

[@jogvann.]

*herself

[@ezriha]

crystal

[@Tetracontakaitetragon]

​@@Elfilinfan Forget it

[@soniaagp]

This is simply hilarious, and it looks like it could be a real daily chat lol

[@TT-rl7pu]

I’ve never really taken a look at the daily chat, so I can’t tell if the point of this video is that the AI’s outputs are unrealistic or that people’s since of humor on there is so absurd that the results are believable. Like, I can genuinely see it being either way.

[@pheilimobrien6634]

its actually scarily accurate

[@IanEatsDirtAndStuff]

i love how this isn't even a GD chat, it works like a discord chat but just has the GD UI. [given the fact that they use @[blank] for replying/directly texting]

[@supre1535]

I don't know if it's late enough, but I loved this video, in every way, I hope to see a part 2 someday. Dreaming is free :.)

[@TheWylieMaster]

The toilet water one genuinely made me laugh. Good video

[@shootme9111]

As someone who uses daily chat, this is exactly how it behaves. Especially 6:12

[@Dexzler]

Furry

[@ezragoldstein8503]

Uwu

[@ElectricpedOFFICIAL]

​@@Dexzler "I -don't- recognize you; you are(not) new. I remember this, -scenario- comments section, however."

[@Dexzler]

@@ElectricpedOFFICIAL im practically everywhere now

[@unfunny4ever]

3:44 damn even the bots hate robtop for not releasing a singular new thing into the game

[@TheRealCachenr]

This is fucking gold, I wanted this to go on forever.

[@click9796]

"if you can see me in the bottom right corner, welcome to the world's single most degenerate social media community" i feel that

[@sharonmorris9812]

2:54 this part actually made me laugh

[@eswatomo]

2:39 im the fard. Relatable

[@petrikhorr]

i love when it randomly interrupts conversations with stuff like "i will die of suffocation"

[@WallKitty]

The bad grammar and weird topics make it so that I can’t differentiate this from real daily chat

[@nakuflower]

been daily chatting for a while, they can be stupid as hell so this is not far from the future tbh

[@Flightkitten]

The Daily Chat is amazing. One time someone in there gave me weed brownies through messages after they were dealing them in the chat

[@emberkitsune]

It’s kinda scary how accurate this is. I just pulled up the real daily chat and this just looks like a regular conversation.

[@Newfox2053]

“How to unfunny - download tiktok” Super original mate

[@cyblanc4678]

Someone : u guys are stupid Someone else : ok, but do you know how to use a *calculator*

[@osengod3]

Crazy how far this same AI has come since then

[@thewierdragonbaby4843]

3:46 you said it

[@muffin1927]

robtop is a... that

[@srongxgmd9830]

Exposed

[@EktoAnim]

I don’t get it why are people pointing out the parts where he says furry edit: nvm lmao

[@why_are_you_here_bro]

2:56 what the hell was this conversation 😂😂😂

[@GDColon]

PIKAA MY MAN

[@monodragon]

@@GDColon pikaa is great

[@GGamerLiam]

@@GDColon QUICK MY MAN

[@rredy]

I love how at one point they started insulting robtop, but a minute after they started praising him

[@iamcubeer]

7:16 HEY THATS ME. jk, its just my irl name anyways, i love your vids

[@Speed-TV]

6:10 "My mom is a nerdy redditor" Probably the best one