Tess Holliday The Whale On a Beach?? National Enquirer

[@covcova]

Next time someone touches your belly and asks “what is it?”, say “It’s poop; I’m severely constipated”

[@venomg5799]

🤭omg i love this. People need to stop touching people they don't fucking know.

[@haileyreign]

Assuming that they make it as far as touching me. 🤔

[@jellytribe1493]

poop baby!!

[@bubbles574]

I was sick of people asking me if i was pregnant when i obviously was (i was all belly). I would pretend to get upset and say ive had too many pringles

[@emmyjulianne6850]

@@bubbles574 some people really look pregnant when they’re aren’t. I can’t believe people still ask/do that. My mom has a thyroid problem that literally makes her belly ROUND like round. But the rest of her is proportionate. She’s in her early 50s and people still ask her if it’s a boy or a girl. Makes her want to recoil into a rock and die. at least that’s what she said 😂

[@AMortalDothApproach]

I don't understand how Leonard DiCaprio is so fat that he'd float if the Titanic sank again but Gerard Depardieu is so fat that he'd sink. Do they think fat makes you more buoyant or not??

[@crownagex5687]

Can't even be consistent with their jokes. they obviously need better jokes.

[@babamoeensam7.1.14]

But Gerard wasn't on the Titanic so.... 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@AMortalDothApproach]

@@babamoeensam7.1.14 Ah, so the boat makes the fat guy float lmao

[@barbsyorkies]

So what...

[@deepseablu91]

OMG that’s what I was thinking too… lmao!!!! 🤣

[@alessiam.2838]

Celebrity: leans over at beach The Enquirer: so you have chosen death

[@kiss4jam]

Lmfao😆😆

[@mamawray]

@@kiss4jam Same! Literally LOLed.

[@daniellemeese1122]

Hahahahaha

[@takayasweeney]

😂🤣☠️

[@jose-pie3055]

Being a writer for this magazine must be every internet troll's dream job😂

[@azaleaacevedo5124]

“Writer”

[@mysticalrosefavoursoffical]

Lets be honest they're either fishing for reactions, deeply insecure, or not taking any of this seriously, or all of the above and is enjoying their job to the fullest.

[@MinouHime]

Dude.... Janice Dickinson is 66. She's allowed to have wrinkles ffs.

[@etcwhatever]

True but she has also been quite nasty for young models. She kinda has it coming lol

[@thnzxc]

@@etcwhatever True

[@tiffprendergast]

Botox

[@evafinkemeier4111]

The funny thing there actually was that Camilla Parker Bowles at about a decade more looked much better than the former model. I could not really see any fault with her. At 74 she was thinner around her "large midsection" than most people forty years younger than that

[@Em-fz5uh]

@@evafinkemeier4111 She looks good but she also had a swimsuit that hid a lot more than the one Dickinson's had. They kept saying her midriff was wrinkly.

[@othernamename8006]

I’m surprised this kind of magazine/article still exists! Seems like something from the 2000’s😆

[@abbiereynolds8016]

I was just thinking that! I didn't know they were a thing anymore since people mostly stalk celebrities on Instagram now. My parents as a side job used to clean this GP clinic near us in the evenings and my brother and I just being kids would go with them and wait in the waiting area until they were done. Since this was pre-2011 and smartphones and tablets were pretty much non existent or extremely expensive at that time these trashy magazines were all I had to entertain myself while we were waiting. I learned a lot of things a child my age probably shouldn't have had any business knowing😂😂😂

[@margaretrangel7223]

Yes!

[@someidiot420]

i remember as a kid looking thru these while my mom scanned everything, and even small child me was like 'this magazine isnt gonna last long.' she's baffled right now.

[@mattb6646]

They've always been known as a tabloid rag, its what they do

[@mattb6646]

@Lalogue yeah because those were some of the last major things they were in, with the exception of Leo dicapprio but titanic was huge for his career

[@zoemochi]

"But I do have a green screen" *The most incredible scene in cinematic history plays* I have been blessed with this video

[@adafihj6439]

I love how she used the police hat

[@FatMamaVlogs]

I lost it 😂😂😂😂😂🐳

[@zoemochi]

@@harharharharharharharharha240 yes

[@chelseapthib36]

@@harharharharharharharharha240 absolutely! Michelle is my Hero!

[@melissahaletky8528]

The beach is a public place. I don't care what you look like. How do you get a bakini body? Put a bakini on your body.

[@sallysmith7664]

For the Kate Holmes picture, the fact that her stomach wrinkles like that means she has a very little fat there. My stomach folds in 3 places when I’m bend like that but when I was young and skinny it wrinkled like 10 times. Both are normal and beautiful.

[@_caniche_2405]

Idk, but imagine your job being stalking celebrities and taking creep shots of them in the beach so your colleagues can just criticize them in a cruel but unfunny way... I know everyone has bills but why? lol

[@chrisinreallife2022]

I guess because depending on the shot, and the context in which it can be taken, can make a person a stupid amount of money for a damn picture!

[@Gaia_Seraphina]

Oh. That's an easy question. Because there are a lot of gossip mongers in this world who want to know everything about celebrities and pay money to get that information.

[@veruschkadahmer1805]

Yeah, some people are ready to do undignified jobs to make money. That's it

[@owenwatkins9490]

Because they aren't attractive enough to have an only fans. It's the same desperate people who have nothing real to offer who will literally do anything for a buck.

[@Fayeluria]

Most of these likely aren't taken by the national enquirer itself. Paparazzis just sell pictures to them and don't care what they do with it as long as they get their money

[@lynnleigha580]

I bet when Jenifer stands up, she's still ripped. As for Kate, that was shady. Also, do they expect people to stay 25 forever?

[@TennaTheGinger]

I imagine the people who write this are overweight and jealous of most the bodies they are trying to shame. Great video, your humor amuses me. :)

[@asteriasheria2053]

Putting SENIOR on this list!? Come on now.

[@lilstardrops]

Spot on, just look up Dylan Howard, he is the Editor in Chief of the National Enquirer 🤣 100% correct with this observation

[@davidwlee8752]

@@lilstardrops Checked out National Enquirer. Disappointed. No boobs. National Geographic is far better. Everyone has a beach body.

[@naturalspringwater128]

I am overweight and I really enjoy her videos and agree with her :)

[@SkarGig]

Endo bloat crew what up ily all

[@thatonekidfromkindergarten4495]

Dear Tess, Being a healthy size and toned isn’t unrealistic, it just requires ✨effort✨ which is something you must be allergic to

[@isaacmettle]

Doesn’t she make funny for being fat

[@DoomyGloomy]

Oh, she's *highly* allergic to effort. Her symptoms are whining that it's not fair, making up fake stories about how someone shamed her when she tried, and worst of all stuffig a whole fat a** cake in her mouth after she gave up and cries that it's our fault she wanted to change and we made her *anorexic* for encouraging her. 💀 Very deadly allergy indeed.

[@appleblooms259]

Stawwwp 😭

[@bookscoffeeandcats787]

I'd like to see the bodies of the Enquirer writers criticizing everyone. Hmmmm.

[@maryamtara2934]

OMG SAAAME girl

[@anneshirley9560]

When I was a teenager, and would see theses magazines it made me think that it would be cool to bully the bully “journalists “ by making my own magazine, but doing to them the same thing that they do to these people. 😈

[@maryamtara2934]

@@anneshirley9560 I know someone who is obese and her whole ass fb posts are about how fat female celebrities are SMH

[@anneshirley9560]

@@maryamtara2934 I hate that! I know fat guys that make fun of fat women. I’m like “ have you looked in the mirror”? My one friend was fat and she would make fun of women that were bigger than her. Makes no sense. How about just be a nice person or just don’t care?

[@maryamtara2934]

@@anneshirley9560 exactly! These people are sick

[@adrianghandtchi1562]

Ever since I was young enough to understand the absurdity of Enquirer, every time I would see a magazine through the checkout line I would just turn it around so that the back is facing outward. My form of protest.

[@galeforce3192]

Perfect. More people need to follow your example. XD

[@mamawray]

Okay. I have to share this because we're talking body positivity and swimsuits. So, my daughter wanted to go to the waterpark. I wanted to take her but I didn't have time to shave my legs and had some visible stubble. (Like a quarter inch. Not that noticeable, but up close you could see it.) I said, "Eff it. It's the damn water park. Who's gonna care?" I get there. We swim. Hit some slides. Then I decide to sit down in the sun for awhile and read while my daughter goes around with some friends. Two very plus-sized women walk past my chair, see my legs and go, "Oh my Gawd! Really!?!" I just stared at them through my shades, like I was daring them to say anthing else. After a second, they just sucked their teeth and moved on. So, eff THEIR beauty standards. #Nobitcheffyourbeautystandards

[@alyssapinon9670]

This effyourbeautystandards hashtag I can get behind!

[@xSwordLilyx]

One time I last minute shaved this line that I didn't know poked out of my one piece and I go out look down my shit is bleeding. I always have a delayed bleed when I have a nick. I had a pair of shorts to put on at least.😱 🥴 I had never worn a one piece before. I have a few and they are all cute and I still don't wear them. I was going through this independent phase too where I didn't want to shave anything unless I knew somebody would see it buuut I'm pretty sure that ended it. It took so long to get presentable and then I had to figure out how much more to do on the fly and it stung pretty bad.

[@mamawray]

@@xSwordLilyx i feel your pain. I always have to shave really slowly or I get nicks and really bad razor rash.

[@themagicknightress7132]

I’ve been wearing pants this summer for my internship and my leg hair is like 1 cm long and I don’t care and neither does my bf so 🤷🏼‍♀️ shaving makes em itchy

[@grantmegan91]

Omg something like this just happened to me too! Two women both easily over 300 pounds were making fun of me under their breath for being thin. I was so upset. And I'm 110 pounds and 5'4 so I'm not even that thin! But if anyone said anything to them about their bodies they would be up in arms!!

[@ffiontill5924]

I love how wills embraced his body. Not calling a “dad bod” but just finally actors not torturing themselves to look a certain way although training and making yourself look a certain way definitely has its place. Especially given their profession.

[@anh7807]

He was only doing it for an upcoming movie role that he needed to gain weight for.

[@RealElongatedMuskrat]

unfortunately he did then torture himself to lose 22 pounds in 10 weeks, these images were promo for his health show on Netflix. He didn't lose the 22 but worked out like 3 times before 11am every day and ran himself into the ground, he totally transformed in that time but still had a defeated attitude throughout a lot because 22 pounds in 10 weeks is insane considering he was also gaining muscle in that time. (edit: to clarify, he did initially gain the weight for a movie as the above comment says, but he shared these images of his 'out of shape body' not actually to be inspirational, but to promo his new diet show). (further edit: I said Netflix but now I'm thinking it might have been a series on KZbin since he's partnered with them in some way, right? Not sure).

[@MissMalevolent]

"I'm so smart, hot, empathetic, honest..."- said no one ever who is actually those things.

[@Jeff-ok6dr]

It's like someone constantly saying they're so honest

[@tonkababic9826]

Unless they say it ironicly I avoid people like this

[@lamppuu1]

@@Jeff-ok6dr or "i hate drama" - you know those people are the people who start the drama and hate it when it's about them.

[@420funny6]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/qnrTk4yvh5WChas comes to mind

[@TheUnforgiven59]

I would like, but it has 666 likes.

[@nhylatheniblet2389]

This is why I don’t buy magazines, they’re full of hateful people shaming people for looking like normal people

[@Lesnooch]

I'm no fan of Tess and I will never defend her, but eh...why is Tess's body 'bad' and Lizzo's 'good'? Their bodies are extremely similar looking. But they're not gonna call Lizzo a whale? Interesting.

[@TheOuroborosisbroken]

I think Lizzo was also on the worst bodies list...

[@redvelvetcakeYUM]

I say this as a Black woman. It is because Lizzo IS A BLACK WOMAN. To say the truth would be considered “racist”.

[@josephine8406]

@@redvelvetcakeYUM also Lizzo is much more sensitive and has more power than Tess. Lizzo could simply name drop the magazine and BOOM cancelled. I'm not disagreeing with your point either, both are true.

[@Ihatedayslikethis1]

@@redvelvetcakeYUM yup. Yup yup. Came to say this.

[@kellifavazza8021]

@@TheOuroborosisbroken exactly. She wasn't even on the best list so what is this person talking about?!?!

[@melaniepimentel9150]

Oh and I was just telling my BF the other day, most women’s tummy’s can’t get completely flat, especially in that bottom part, because just like you said we have uteruses!

[@showerpwner]

They can get flat, but it's usually when women get to below 15% bodyfat which is like...bikini show ready. And by then a lot of them lose their periods. No period = less bulging. Not a state to live comfortably in for sure.

[@Anonymous-df8it]

@@showerpwner At least they won't need t@mp0n$

[@melindamercier6811]

The fact that National Enquirer called Brooke Shields the “Pretty Baby” actress just shows you what kind of nasty, freakishly disturbing people they are.

[@dannycarrington1601]

They seem to like diminishing women: Katie Holmes has had a successful movie and television career for more than 20 years but to them she's just "the former Mrs. Tom Cruise".

[@melindamercier6811]

@@dannycarrington1601 diminishing, infantilizing, and sexualizing them all at once.

[@jennys1983]

My first thought on seeing this too!

[@PrettyINCs]

That’s what the people who would read the magazine would remember. No one under 50 is buying the National Enquirer

[@melindamercier6811]

@@PrettyINCs lol! That gave me a good laugh. Very true. Still very gross, but true.

[@sonjamiller8711]

Wow I literally cannot believe I thought I was abnormal for wrinkling when I bend over…all these years I thought every other girl’s skin just folded. oh my goodness self esteem somewhat restored, thank you Michelle 😭

[@AM-hl1be]

Just a normal day people forgetting celebrities are normal people like most of us.

[@tony_5156]

Not necessarily

[@VastDivide]

It just baffles me that the national enquirer has to constantly find out that celebrities are in fact human. Nobody is perfect and no body is perfect. 🙄 Thanks for the video Michelle!😁

[@LiftingwithLily]

I absolutely CANNOT with Michelle’s titles 😂 you stay making a girls day 🔥

[@mercedes_420]

when she said, “i definitely should’ve dressed as a pirate” 💀 😂

[@gypsypixie4566]

She kills me

[@Jeff-ok6dr]

Gets me all the time 😆

[@sooieboy]

seriously not one video where i didnt break a rib from laughing

[@mariabrown6926]

😄😂

[@simonasnedaker5398]

I find it funny how they can critique one man's weight by saying that he would float, and then critique another man's weight by saying that he would sink

[@allyrenee4491]

It’s even funnier cuz fat floats 😅

[@kristi-s2k]

The National Enquirer needs a better editor. Gerald would not “sink like a stone.” He would float as fat tissue has a lower density than water. Like, duh! lol.

[@platinum_noelle]

It's especially funny because they mention Leo "floating" and then this guy "sinking" 🤣 at least they could try to stay consistent! Nobody sinks quite like a muscular person, they're a bitch to try to heave out of the water.

[@sleazybtd]

8:51 Oddly enough, they also said that Leonardo Dicaprio would float because he's fat. Looks like they might know the actual facts, but don't give a damn. Being insulting for the sake of being insulting.

[@jeffreycater5447]

You’re so right, haha I couldn’t dive when I was fat, it was like wearing a lifebelt

[@georgiawilksch5708]

@@jeffreycater5447 I know! Now I’ve lost weight I sometimes just exhale to sink the bottom of the pool just for the hell of it. Because I can 😅

[@jeffreycater5447]

@@georgiawilksch5708 haha swimming is fun now cause you don’t just float

[@Chuizukun]

That haircolour on you is absolutely stunninggg ❤️ you look amazing girl

[@darkdemonqueen]

Going after women in their 60’s and older is just really really pathetic. I would LOVE to see what writer of this article when they’re 60+.... nobodies body looks tight at that age because you’re freakin 60! (Nothing wrong with that btw... can’t wait to get older! Lol) 💋 *its also sh*t like this article that make perfectly beautiful people think they look fat when they go to the beach.

[@ingloriousMachina]

I'm like the one woman I know of who looks forward to hitting 25 because I think I'll actually get better with age. But my mother keeps telling me I'm "built like a skinny little boy"(even though I'm just a slightly scaled down version of her and she keeps flip flopping between thinking she's a cURvy miLf //gag// or a beached whale) so I have body image issues anyway.

[@phoenixdavida8987]

@@ingloriousMachina lololol honey 25 is STILL YOUNG!!! that's like, your PRIME! no one, NO ONE is even hinting that 25 is an "older" age at which women start changing metabolically due to menopause/older age. 🤣🤣🤣🤣😐🤔

[@melfreemans]

I'm 60 and even tho I'm still very toned from a lifetime of riding horses and playing polo almost every single day, my skin has changed.. like I have wrinkles over my knees lol! But be prepared to become invisible at this age. I make a point to not let anyone treat me like I'm invisible. Americans absolutely throw away older women.

[@sanne1261]

it's awful :(:(. i can't believe people can shame people that let their bodies grow old naturally and then turn around and praise other people who spent fortunes on plastic surgery to not look old

[@melfreemans]

@Sanne Giezen its definitely fucked up. Age shaming is awful. EVERYONE is going to age. Women who make digs at other women because of their age are low class. They will age too. Its bad enough when men do it, but we should be sisters and support each other!

[@KreeZafi]

Holy shit I forgot about these magazines and how absolutely ruthless they are!

[@kittylemeu]

swimming is great exercise. how about leaving people alone when they're almost naked, working out, or just trying to live?

[@samanttha]

When you are a public figure and look as horrible as Tess Holiday does, as well as being a garbage person (like she is) you absolutely deserve to be criticized as harshly as possible.

[@kittylemeu]

@@samanttha then criticize her character. Not her body.

[@sadewelsh7333]

@@samanttha Tess deserves the criticism for pushing the narrative that obesity is healthy and just being a generally nasty person, but if she wants to be fat and wear a swimsuit on the beach, that’s fine. Fat people can wear whatever they want.

[@samanttha]

@@kittylemeu No. Why is it wrong to comment on her body? It isn’t. She built her entire career & brand around being fat and we cannot comment on that? Why? Because her feelings might get hurt? Lol.

[@samanttha]

@@sadewelsh7333 The emotional input that is shown when talking about fat people is borderline psychotic. Being fat isn’t good, it’s not beautiful and it’s actually dangerous. Don’t cere about anybody’s glass feelings and like I said, Tess Holidays career is her body. It is absolutely okay to judge her based on that. Body positivity was not meant for fat people especially ones that are 300+ lbs on purpose.

[@Anibunny]

The only kind of "binging" that is okay is binge-watching Michelle's videos

[@dfgctvrs9805]

About Gérard Depardieu, is a very famous actor in France, also known to be a hughe gourmet aha ! He enjoy a lot food and wine (and any kind of alcohol honestly) and it pretty amazing to still being alive at his age when we see all the things he swallows (truly impressive) ! That's all ✨

[@RandomFandomDragon]

I still love him, gut and all! lol

[@jennys1983]

Gérard Depardieu couldn’t give two flying fucks what anyone thinks about his body, especially arsehole publications like NE 😂

[@fjolkunnugur7402]

Real-life Obelix🙌🏻

[@dfgctvrs9805]

@@fjolkunnugur7402 He was the perfect actor for this character aha !

[@LinneAzalea]

For me he's the original Count of Monte Cristo, since the version with him was the first I ever saw. I really liked both him and the series! However I remember reading about all his bs he was involved with (alcohol, drunk driving, assault, drugs and whatnot) and how he was criticized by the French media and President, so like a little boy running away from home because he got scolded, he moved to Russia and became bffs with Putin 😂

[@melteddarkchocolate000]

I can't imagine being a celebrity and dealing with photographers or hidden magazine writers judging me for Aging, having a bloated tummy, or getting a little chubby. Like damn was I suppose to please you? sheesh lmao.

[@DoomyGloomy]

Yeah but at the end of the day, they chose to try and become famous.

[@GoodMorningButch]

I’m so in love with your rage-clickbait titles oh my god lol

[@H.P.Blavatsky]

Works on me

[@jennymatthews8791]

1 of my favourite KZbinr ❤ and I rarely have youtubers favourite 🥲 your the first, big fan from Thailand 🇹🇭 ❤

[@juliii_g]

Also when women age their fat distribution changes so they put one more weight in the stomach area instead of the hips and thighs.. It's okay NOT to look like you did as a 20 year old when you're in your 40s/50s 😭

[@sadewelsh7333]

It’s sad that so many famous women get procedures done as they age that everyday women think they need to be toned, wrinkle free, and have perky boobs to be attractive at 50. When did aging become unattractive? I see aging as the biggest positive. Many people never get to see old age! So embrace the laugh lines and wrinkles.

[@MEDSZ13.08]

@@sadewelsh7333 aging was always seen as unattractive

[@metoo3342]

Metabolism doesn't slow down till your 60s

[@MEDSZ13.08]

@@metoo3342 they don’t mention metabolism

[@veruschkadahmer1805]

@@sadewelsh7333 Let's be honest. I personally hate aging. I don't want a wrinkled face, sorry. I find some older women absolutely stunning, but myself, I'm not ready to have wrinkles. I'm scared to not recognize my face in the mirror. You can accept aging but c'mon, everybody would love to keep their 20 yo plumpy skin, health and vitality. Aging - physically - is not enjoyable for most people. We just try to reassure ourselves with the ''aging is beautiful'' narrative. When I see my dad who's 68 yo beginning to lose his awesome physical abilities as a long-term alpinist and very sportive man, I find it just sad

[@Veryfreshveryflourish24]

This magazine is just so cruel and exploitative. This is why even after i have grown muscle i am never going to big beaches just because i hate people judging me since i am surprisingly insecure.

[@SaheeliRai]

Gerard depardieu (sorry for butchering the name) played Obelix in the life action versions. Of course he is round! We all would be if we had bathed in the magic potion as kids

[@ankaro4258]

Thank you! And if we had to eat wild boars for every meal each day!

[@cm9355]

Also he is notorious (in France at least) for having the worst lifestyle (regarding health) and for being provocative af. He does not care at all about his look 😂. Commenting his beach body is so ridiculous 😂

[@kasslue1877]

I love your brand of honesty. It's not healthy at all sizes but you do have value and beauty at all sizes. If your truly body positive you would treat you body with love and eat right and exercise. We need to love ourselves enough to treat our bodies right.

[@isabellaizzy9226]

"Who is Rob Lowe?" *gasps in Parks and Rec fan*

[@alyssapinon9670]

*gasps in ‘the outsiders’ and ‘parks and rec’ fan*

[@hypatiakovalevskayasklodow9195]

oooooh that's where I know him from! never watched it tho

[@ingloriousMachina]

I know him more from the Brat Pack movies.

[@MsWill813]

Gasps in 80's teen

[@Laf631]

I think it's more embarrassing for Tess to admit she reads the National Enquirer than it is to be in the magazine.

[@karitrdz944]

Ok, I agree with Tess Holliday about "unreal body standars" promoted by celebs... but, YES, It must includes the "unreal body standar" that she herself promotes.

[@amyholder9049]

Honestly I never thought about this but you're right If instead of we get rid of standards in total and we just shift the standard to be extremely obese, then it will be equally as unrealistic and hard to obtain. Because even without exercise and eating unhealthily most people wouldn't be able to get that big that easily

[@sadewelsh7333]

I just agree with her that fat people can wear whatever they want. A lot of fat people are on weight loss journeys but it doesn’t happen overnight, and they should be able to enjoy a bikini just like anyone else. It’s the other junk Tess preaches about obesity being healthy that is the problem.

[@aloher4302]

Michelle McDaniel, there’s nothing more entertaining than your references to cartoons and anime. Thank you for reminding me that it doesn’t matter how old you get cartoons is life

[@Kanelle88]

Tess Holiday is 305 pounds? Who the heck estimates that? Seriously... I know people who look that big that are pushing 500 pounds. And Tess needs to stop deluding herself about her body. People are becoming spoiled. They love their comfort. Is it really a surprise that a man in this day and age, is attracted to the human equivalent of a couch? No, it isn't surprising. (And yes this is coming from a fat chick)

[@bobbiobanion7706]

Thank you, I started taking a medicine about a year ago and it made me put on some weight. I currently weight around 250 (I'm trying to change my diet and exercise after an injury) I'm also about five inches taller than Tess but there is no way she's 305. If she's so proud of her weight she should prove it by being weighted at a random Drs office and it be aired.

[@Carelesshilton]

She’s pretty short tho

[@bobbiobanion7706]

@@Carelesshilton Google says she's 5'5, my sister is 5'2 and had several medical issues that caused her weight gain and bloating. I've seen what nearly 300 lbs looks like on a shorter person and it doesn't look like Tess does. Just my opinion though.

[@chrisinreallife2022]

Tess was 300lbs about 4 years ago. She is very likely pushing 350+ now. I think they got the weights mixed up between her and Lizzo, because they said that Lizzo was 350 (or am I remembering wrong?) but either way I think Tess is definitely bigger than Lizzo.

[@jaykay7106]

@@bobbiobanion7706 yep! I'm 5ft, 190lbs trying to lose too! There is NO WAY even if tess is "short" she's 305 lbs. If I put on 100lbs now I still would not be nearly as large as her

[@roxanny-danny-doo3203]

Love your intro, when you share your cosplay characters! And your pups are so cute!

[@nothanks1239]

Of course someone who judges people's appearances are hidden, so that we can't judge their appearance. Always the way 😆

[@leileyaravencroft]

Awwww that clip with Yoshi and Butters was adorable!

[@AndromedaBarbarellaCeleste]

I love how you only recognize Rob Lowe as being the Atkins Diet commercial guy 😂

[@virginiadare1587]

I had to laugh a little when she read Brat Pack as Brad Pitt.

[@therose1277]

Better that than how I know him, as the perv who slept with women, and taped it without their consent, or even knowledge.

[@valkyrie9646]

He is still such a pretty man.

[@therose1277]

@Kewliope Jones It happened a long time ago, but was pretty disturbing at the time. I sincerely hope he has changed and become a better person.

[@supermarketwine6108]

Omg the ad before the video was 2 whales swimming and making noises in the sea💀I THOUGHT IT WAS PART OF THE VIDEO

[@mamacitakova9625]

It’s people like you that restore my faith in humanity, you’ve been keeping entertained and educated ever since the pandemic started , I love love love your content 💓❤️💗

[@asavannah7439]

Gerard Depardieu is in the wonderful movie "The last holiday" with Queen Latifah. Watch it everybody!!

[@roriemarie2968]

Out of all of this the thing that shocked me the most was that Mama June was only 41 years old

[@chrisinreallife2022]

I thought she may gain a little of her weight back but she really is packing it all back on. And her kids are so big too, especially Alana (honey booboo). That poor kid has no idea what its' like to have a healthy relationship with healthy food.

[@victoriadiesattheend.8478]

@@chrisinreallife2022 yep and she's very smug about how she's about to get weight loss surgery and get "skinny and sexy" bc she just "can't diet".

[@amandapeterson790]

That is toxic! I feel really, really bad for those people. I don't care if they're actors or not, to have these people write those horrible things and critique them and have pictures of them .... I feel really bad.

[@summergray9481]

At about 22 years old and half of Tess' weight I was called a "beached whale" by a van of dudes while I was walking through a parking lot on my way to a concert. I know this doesn't really have anything to do with this video, but just hearing it (at almost 40 y/o) it makes me want to cry, lol.

[@aishalondonuk3769]

🫂🫂😘♥️♥️♥️♥️

[@brothermouzone1307]

Can't leave us hanging? Did you lose the weight?

[@summergray9481]

@@brothermouzone1307 I sure did!!!

[@brothermouzone1307]

@@summergray9481 Congrats. Fat shaming works😂. Continued success.

[@summergray9481]

@@brothermouzone1307 The fat shaming isn't what did it. I already hated myself way before then... it was education that helped me! I was raised by a family, who, though very loving, knew NOTHING about nutrition, weight control or food management so I had to teach myself EVERYTHING. Once I had the education, my health fell into place 😁

[@MissDxisy]

This hair color on you gives me LIFE 😍

[@clarissaisawesome]

I'd love the photographers and writers of articles like this to show their own beach bod pics 😂 bet we got more than a few hypo-crites 😉 PS anyone notice they seemed less critical of the males 👀

[@ElegantPaws01]

Damn skippy because they are also men. Always criticize the opposition

[@Heyitslaurennnn]

I think you mean hippocrites 🤣

[@fly89]

@@Heyitslaurennnn no. he meant hypo(potammus)-crites.

[@jenniferodonnell191]

So glad I watched this. You were very fair in your commentary.

[@dinasilva9263]

I found this Channel just a few weeks ago and i'm already addicted...this woman is amazing, so funny and real at the same time! Great Channel!

[@Gtree43]

When Michelle reads "Brad Pitt" instead of "Brat Pack" haha gotta love it 😂

[@mariapaz6379]

i was kinda "damn, i agree with Tess Holliday", but then she started saying she was hot this year and all of that... Idk, these kinds of trashy magazines are always a mess, like who the hell makes fun of people for getting old?

[@BLiNGyourALARMclock]

People (especially women) are CONSTANTLY made fun of for getting old.

[@nekograce7914]

Omg 😳………………I’m a year older than Mama June. And I look about 10 years younger. Holy crap. Thank you Michelle for making my day better. I am interested in seeing Tess Holiday’s tattoos if she lost like 150 lbs.

[@cheeseisdelicious4627]

Wow, Depardieu was never fit in that American type of beach body they're talking about, as far as I remember, at least I've seen so many of his older films and he never had any "hunk" type of figure in those. He was always on a "big" side. And so many of them are like 70, I expect from people who reach 70 to just be alive and be happy, I don't put such high demands as - yo, you gotta have that beach bod, even if you're 70 we don't care. So weird :'D

[@facewrinkles3886]

I understand if elderly people let themselves go to the point that they need knee replacements, but seriously if you jab at elderlies for natural aging then you deserve to be wrinkle-shamed at 65!!

[@mCk2297]

When he was younger , he was way skinnier so he was not always on the big side

[@RandomFandomDragon]

Exactly! I don't understand the point of going after people who in their 70s. Well... I don't get going after anyone, but going after c'mon. Just let them enjoy their beach day.

[@Lill2895]

@@mCk2297 he was definitely smaller but he's never had the classic "beach body." But he's an old man that loves food and has been through a lot.

[@Sol-lf6em]

I had never expected to heard about (nor see) Gérard Depardieu in one of your videos :') (from a French girl)

[@Luluthekitty23]

I honestly don't understand how those magazines stay in business. Like newspapers are dying and yet these cheesy tabloids are still up and running, how?!

[@q1s2e3w]

they’re basically real-life clickbait

[@Fayeluria]

It's for the Generation right in between of "I don't care about this" and "I get all my news online now" I also see those magazines at doctors' offices regularly :/

[@leahraven7]

I love how Michelle knows Rob Lowe as the Adkins diet guy. Lol I never knew he did those commercials. I know him as Chris Traeger in Parks and Rec or the jerk I'm Tommy Boy or Wayne's World.

[@alyssapinon9670]

And Sodapop in the Outsiders and the jerk in "The Invention of Lying". My friend and I talked about how Rob Lowe either plays jerky hot guys or sweet hot guys.

[@lshardy1up]

How would the French guy sink? We all know fat floats, they just said it with Leonardo. It's the inconsistency for me 😒

[@bleuuberries]

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😅

[@clemencetoutcourt7834]

Gérard Depardieu! Famous french actor played in The Man in the Iron Mask. But he has always been big 😅

[@BlackKoshka23]

I agree with Tess on this one: we should be past those kinds of magazines. Trees died so that piece of trash could be printed.

[@starr2shine738]

I feel so bad for celebrities on occasion, imagine some loser with a keyboard just judging you and calling you the worst things ever when all you were doing was chillin' at the beach. And then other losers just ate that up without even thinking... that you too are a human.

[@jacksterling9258]

I’m torn between a bad Moby Dick pun (Captain Ish-meals? No? I’ll circle back), pointing out that any sand Tess stands on looks like quicksand, a standard beached whale joke or just revelling in being a member of the “hey, they said it, not me” club and sitting back and watching the chaos

[@toweypat]

Lol!

[@analyticalchick3064]

You'll circle back? Are you Jen Psaki?

[@theroadlesstravelled7754]

🤣🤣🤣🤣 these people must be really unhappy. I enjoyed this.

[@therose1277]

There is a reason why people who faithfully read the National Enquirer are thought of as the least intelligent among us. So, also, those who write it. I can't believe that trash is still in circulation.

[@azaleaacevedo5124]

People read it?!?! I don’t think I’ve ever seen anyone holding, much less reading it!

[@katelamb4073]

Omg Michelle Yessssss!!!! This was AMAZING!! Your channel is my favorite. 🙌🏻🙌🏻🙌🏻💕

[@MamaMOB]

Katie Holmes was literally standing up! She had been sitting on the ground and she was going to stand up. They want to claim that her belly is wrinkly while standing up? So is mine and I weigh 90 pounds! Wait so… Or fold a bad thing or a good thing? Because for some reason when Katie Holmes has faults it’s bad but when Lizzo has folds it’s good. So are you just putting down thin women national Inquirer? Does Tess Holiday not realize that her own body shape is unrealistic? That it took her a lot of time and effort to gain that much weight?

[@melindamercier6811]

@TheRealBandito well... she is quite dedicated to ruining her body and keeping it that way lol.

[@mavel2038]

@Mia333 short people exist...

[@chrisinreallife2022]

I'm sure it pissed Tess off to no end that they dogged on her but was all nice about Lizzo and put her on the good list (even though she shouldn't have been)...

[@MamaMOB]

@TheRealBandito yes effort. You do realize that you actually have to try to put food in your mouth to eat it right? That if you don’t put in the effort of putting the food in your mouth you can’t get fat.

[@MamaMOB]

@Mia333 I am 5’2 and I have a high metabolism and a low appetite.

[@Iamyl4]

Yay not lazy editing Michelle’s back !

[@tfoprincess]

1:54 The woman who looks incredibly normal (who actually looks nice; it was just a bad pose)? This magazine is messed up lol Even Tess looks fine. 8:08 Will Smith with his normal weight gain for a 50 year old male. Still looks fine. (Android fat deposition is common in aging males- not healthy but VERY common). In conclusion: It's clear to see that this magazine is ridiculous (slightly funny...but ridiculous lol)

[@Yourmom_y]

Will smith admitted he wasn’t on shape anymore but that he wanted to go back to have a healthier life style, he even started to document his progress on Instagram and included the progress of others. Is so sad that they didn’t talked about how he was trying to inspired his fans to have a healthier life style and instead they just made fun his body.

[@dahliacheung6020]

Girl you had me crackin UP! 😂😂 I mean, not that this is unusual but damn, you were absolutely on fire here.

[@Dizzydollie7]

If someone mistook me for pregnant I’d probably look at my stomach and go “when did this HAPPEN” and just continue to act like I don’t know wtf is happening

[@dakotamabry1645]

I thought about keeping a spray bottle when I start showing

[@uraomote6244]

I think it's funny how people expect celebrities to look flawless while the person expecting looks like an entire mess

[@nikolefinger1747]

I don't really care about her body, but based on what I can tell about her personality, I wouldn't want to be around her on the beach. Or at all.

[@sabrinafurlano9767]

K. Why are you boosting her in the algorithm then? Someone didn’t watch until the end 😂

[@nikolefinger1747]

I'm good with Michelle. I'm talking about Tess Holiday.

[@venomg5799]

@@sabrinafurlano9767 reading comprehension is key 🔑

[@bobboberson6664]

@@nikolefinger1747 I agree with you. Tess seems mean as shit

[@catalinaaddams8581]

Yessss YOSHI always coming through with the details we need

[@gabiposts]

I'm sorry but "he looks like he can definitely float if the Titanic sinks again" HAD ME ROLLINGGGGGGG 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@arielrocks10]

@@gg8264her whole channel is very fair and sometimes critical of mostly women’s bodies, so what do you mean 💀 you can’t have seen her videos

[@jrawsadam]

Been watching your vids for like a month now. Super entertaining. This video is a good example of why I like them. Balanced, honest, offensive. I've never struggled with weight issues but much of my family has so I guess that explains my fascination with the subject. I'm addicted to excercise and you also have amazing knowledge and insight into that as well. Thanks!

[@DarkestAndBlackest]

Can you believe a 74 year old woman looks 74?

[@missionnewtrition6167]

Michelle, I honestly can't recall ever coming across anyone being such a phenomenal combination of authentic, charming, witty and pretty as u... I usually don't even care for these topics u cover, but girl u're mad entertaining 👍

[@nova_beam]

National Enquirer with the hard hitting story that human beings are human. We should judge them irrationally and unevenly. Good job grade A reporting.

[@ffiontill5924]

I’m offended by Michelle’s inaccurate pronunciation of the celeb names haha!🤣🤣🤣

[@sarahwayang3388]

By far the most honest and best youtuber! Thank you for these videos 🙏🏼🙏🏼🐘

[@naehopisut5271]

Your research team is adorable 👏👏

[@geekxsir3610]

Michelle + Tess Holliday is the BEST TEA!! You make my day!

[@angelwings1]

That's one NASTY magazine!

[@beepbloop3335]

Michelle I love your editing just everything. Ever since i found you ive been inspired to work out

[@asteriasheria2053]

I also love her editing

[@austriagiancarlo9433]

I like you! And your little doggies too. You're funny as Hell and very entertaining too. TY.

[@AmbiguousAbsolute]

Finally, a sad and trashy waste of paper has provided entertainment for the masses. Good job Michelle!

[@sariaalexandria9263]

Sitting in the tub eating a chocolate bar, watches a Michelle video yeah gunna wake up at 5am workout and eat healthy. Such an inspiration 🙌🙌

[@youloveradha]

This girl is too funny, she makes my day every time I click one of her videos!

[@gee_emm]

It's just hitting me how funny and genius the editing is on this channel.

[@emmyjulianne6850]

That is so sad that they included Courtney cox in that. Like she isn’t dealing/dealt with a major ED. They don’t care. I don’t know why I’m shocked

[@winterfromwisthollow]

The person who wrote that article better be the most ripped alphachad there is