Texas Chainsaw Massacre (2022) is Dumb! - Hack The Movies

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The guys from ‪@MovieDumpster‬ join Tony to talk about the latest Texas Chainsaw Massacre movie. In this movie review/podcast they will talk about all the dumb things in this movie. Like how they brought back Sally to cash in on Halloween, how leatherface age makes no sense, and how the weird social commentary feels out of place.
Influencers looking to breathe new life into a Texas ghost town encounter Leatherface, the legendary killer who wears a mask of human skin.
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[@ryuoh6928]

You should do David Lynch's "Dune". I tried watching it recently, and fell asleep 20 minutes in; I think you'd have fun talking about it. :)

[@HackTheMovies]

@@ryuoh6928 We're doing a best dune movie episode in March

[@ryuoh6928]

@@HackTheMovies oh, snap... Looking forward to it, then.

[@RickyRavioli69]

Lmaoo shawn! Liberals dont use logic or reason! Thats why they move and also because it is like a religion on the left these days especially around the unknown virus of unspecified origins Edit: if i buy manscaped ill surely use your link

[@brandoncurler2399]

When does the new Texas chainsaw massacre movie come out on DVD

[@jacksonscott690]

These two quickly became my favorite guests on the show

[@kingjunior7819]

Easily best guest hosts.

[@t45tt4tr]

dunno, could do without the squeeky voice

[@jacksonscott690]

@@t45tt4tr Who in this video has a squeaky voice?

[@AntLeonardi01]

Movie dumpster is usually more fun than hack the movies anyway

[@nialllappin4159]

​@@jacksonscott690dude in the pink

[@chrishowell6469]

Honestly, this would've made a good (maybe) Friday 13th Movie. Camp Crystal Lake is shut down and a woman has turned it into an Orphanage and she's taken Jason in and he's bonded with her because she's kind to him like his Mum. Bunch a kids by the Lake and want her gone, bish, bash, bosh; Jason Rampage.

[@CharlesKhan]

I had a lot of laughs with this one. I loved that it was an hour long. The mask looked dumpy, but seeing Leatherface kill influencers was fun for me and I laughed throughout the movie.

[@rebelspark86]

Yes! The mask! It was not ideal 😅 but it was goofy good gory fun.

[@steveb7932]

Its an hour and 20 minutes…

[@8strauss6]

It's always pretty close to about how long the movie is depending on how many side stories they take about lol but I like the longer ones just as much

[@AzayBae]

Props for Tony checking and letting people know that flag isn't the official CSA flag. I find it hilarious that they had so many different flags and redesigns over the course of the war. I really think the bars one is popular because of Dukes of Hazzard and stuff.

[@cthulusushi1118]

The writer of this film is my professors fiance in my screenwriting class and he came to class to talk about the scriptwriting process and how hard it is to make it as a hollywood screenwriter. He seems like a nice guy but oh my god, that “your canceled” line in the bus made me shiver.

[@wstml555]

The movie was pointless, it had nothing to do with the original even though its supposed to be a direct sequel. Why not have it set in the 80s and have some college students move into the same house that the murders took place. And how does leatherface survive 2 shotgun blasts and a chainsaw uppercut to the face?? A far better ending would have been the younger sister sees her older sister get decapitated, then she wakes up as they drive off.

[@bsimms3686]

I never skip the ads on HTM and I love my new Manscape bundle! Thanks, famous KZbinr Tony! My wife left me.

[@patient_6925]

Im curious to find out if calling this dumb is meant to be negative or positive because ive always enjoyed the dumb. Jason coming back as a auper zombie because lightning hit a fence post is dumb. Still an entertaining movie. Leatherface hacking up hipsters and swinging that saw is all i needed and the movie delivered

[@theempireofjudah9315]

Nah this movie is dumb fr

[@kurtcobain279489]

It's not dumb fun though, Zombie Jason getting Frankensteined to life is dumb fun. This didn't lean hard enough into being dumb fun, it was just boring dumb with dumb characters and dumb moments. Even something like Freddy Vs Jason with terrible characters was full of dumb fun, this just wasn't.

[@patient_6925]

@magnime im not sure who youre talking about

[@robk.6591]

I had fun with it for what it was. My expectations were really low and it's not the worst in the franchise. It's a guilty pleasure movie for me.

[@gregevigan]

@@kurtcobain279489 wrong. It is dumb fun. Got to the bottom

[@kidcrossfire3489]

There’s something at the beginning on the TV that said that Leatherface was approximately 16-20 in the first one, so he’s not AS old, but he’s still almost a senior citizen .

[@greatsea1457]

You haven't seen Mandy yet? Credentials denied

[@anthonysoto2923]

It's time for....Hack the Moviedumpster!

[@wstine79]

I had a blast with this entry. I went into this as more of a black comedy horror like part 2 or 4. The gore effects, Leatherface, & cinematography were great. And why not real Stretch instead of fake Sally as the hero?

[@Rukzy]

That would have been cool to see Stretch

[@ALSuspiria-sh1ss]

loved the new Texas chainsaw massacre This new leatherface would have Michael myers, Jason vorhees and Victor from HATCHET running away!!! Absolutely brutal!!!!! Wow!!

[@cd3965]

Interesting, the effects were one of the worst actually. Not all, but the last 3rd of the movie was one of the dumbest ever witnessed. And you can compare to part 4, but part 2 is an actual good movie. This leatherface was not scary at all.

[@beershits9340]

Stretch is the best final girl ever period

[@philsinclair]

I could sit and watch/listen to these guys talk movies all day. Suppose I better subscribe to them both on Patreon!

[@C_U_Next_Tuesday]

It was fine and fun. Not the worst, not the best. Middle of the pack. The fake Sally was super cringy. Good gore/kills. Better than the last 2 movies. That last death was incredibly satisfying.

[@ALSuspiria-sh1ss]

loved the new Texas chainsaw massacre This new leatherface would have Michael myers, Jason vorhees and Victor from HATCHET running away!!! Absolutely brutal!!!!! Wow!! Do you agree?

[@codyeakinsbradley]

@@ALSuspiria-sh1ss he's almost 70.

[@BTthekingnocap]

@@codyeakinsbradleyAnd that makes it even better, Michael was only 60 and he was getting dogged on by a teenager and a old lady.

[@Cybomayne]

35:23 This shot reminds me of Takeshi Kitano hanging out in that bird of paradise field in Boiling Point a bit. Probably not intentional though.

[@GoodTalkHQ]

thanks for another amazing episode Tony and crew. Thanks for the convos as well!

[@Mr.Somar236]

Alien 3 wall is looking great

[@nothingisordinary]

This is the only show where the promo segment is worth watching. Always has me in stitches lol.

[@harleyjackson3708]

I have something to say about the mask. I've seen it without hair in a behind the scenes image. He cut earholes into the mask like a COVID shield. That's how it's stuck to his face.

[@ALSuspiria-sh1ss]

loved the new Texas chainsaw massacre This new leatherface would have Michael myers, Jason vorhees and Victor from HATCHET running away!!! Absolutely brutal!!!!! Wow!! Do you agree?

[@harleyjackson3708]

@@lisahaigler5530 And once you DO, NO ONE LEAVES.

[@harleyjackson3708]

@@ALSuspiria-sh1ss Yes, AND no. While I agree that this Leatherface is brutal as he can be, I feel like it still needs the family dynamic to be right. Plus, Michael and Leatherface are too even in this film, so they might just end up using each other like chew toys with no real winner.

[@mr.exposition]

Super excited to see where Tony from Hack the Movies and the Movie Dumpster bros rank this Texas Chainsaw on their lists. Still not as bad as 3D

[@b.z.7618]

As someone who lives in Texas, it's true that people elect people in a state like California, knowing what that means for their taxes (as in, the taxes go sky high to the point where millions of people just leave the state), then they move to Texas for the lower taxes, and then vote for the same types of people who raised their taxes in California..... Brilliant move by these geniuses. We have a saying in Texas: "Don't California our Texas." Good video guys. The movie was okay, but wish they would have incorporated the original mask in some way (Maybe Leatherface put it in some "science class" liquid that preserves frogs or whatever, then pulls it out of the wall with his chainsaw and puts on the original mask.) The "woke" bus scene with the cell phones and "cancel" talk was so cringy it nearly destroyed what little momentum and quality the movie had.

[@harleyjackson3708]

That one older cop who gets shot through the neck is that Lt. Gorman guy from Aliens who does a shit job leading the team. He's basically the same guy here, but as a cowboy cop.

[@MovieDumpster]

It 100 percent is Gorman, William Hope!

[@jakewheeler6014]

There's a line before the mom dies when she tells leatherface don't go into my room and he goes into her room to get his chainsaw as she hid it behind her wall to make sure he wouldn't do anything bad, so she didn't want him to go on a rampage. She was a nice lady who didn't deserve what those asshole kids did.

[@hotboxrox]

Ron Perlman doesn't need voice over money from movies. He's the intro voice for all UFC PPVs so im sure Dana is paying him good money

[@HeyFella]

I’m on the side of the discourse that thinks this is dumb fun. It’s decently shot with some good kills and enough “so bad it’s good” moments to keep me entertained. All the 2013 one had going for it was Daddario bouncing around lol. The culture war stuff in this was funny as a backdrop. It’s just there and doesn’t really pick a side on any of it, but it’s amusing as added context. Anyone calling this woke or anti gun wasn’t paying attention. That being said the only films I actually ever really want to come back to multiple times in this franchise are the original masterpiece, the insane over the top sequel, and the beautifully shot mean spirited gritty remake. Those 3 are all very different but execute the material well. The rest of the films are all over the place in terms of quality and execution.

[@ExtremeMadnessX]

Movie basically pandering to the anti-SJWs anti-woke grifters and they still called it "woke". That's the real comedy right here.

[@DashingPunkSamurai]

The reason his adopted mother told Leatherface to stay out of her room was basically her trying to tell him not to pick up the saw and start killing again

[@GushersFTW]

“Don’t California my Texas” every one here loves to say that.

[@justinferreira5780]

Hot blood is very sticky it could possibly make is so the mask leatherface made from his mom's recently deceased corpse stick to his face without needing anything.

[@dotsydude]

That return of the living dead shirt is my favourite 😁

[@JustinDavidTalks]

I actually liked Texas Chainsawl. Better than Jawls! Imo any chainsawl will do lol I won't drawl any comparisons to the other ones. I sawl this and absolutely loved it!

[@MegaTroy22]

OK, Tony keeps calling it an anti-gun movie. But based on their own description of the movie (I haven't watched it myself, this is base on their description) it's a anti-woke movie that lambasted "woke culture". The woke mob becomes responsible for the death of a woman because of their issue with the confederate flag. They all become prey to leatherface who has been made to be sympathetic. The school shooting victim only gains a chance at surviving when she imbracess the belief in arming one's self. The killer comes out as the hero almost. This seems more like a right-wing movie. Not saying you should feel one way or another about that, but how do you confuse that with being anti-gun??

[@HackTheMovies]

Whatever it was trying to be it wasn't very good at it.

[@immortaluglyfish2724]

It felt like a film written by Republicans to satirize a film written by progressives.

[@thechosenones4375]

"He should be skinnyface" 😂

[@Fixxxer07082]

To Sean’s point about moving to Texas…..dude, Austin is THE place to be if you drink craft beer and ironically listen to noise and wear cowboy shirts. I think thats what the kids in this movie were trying to do with the town…make it a Little Austin. Or something. 😅 Also, as a fellow O’Rourke, I do have a soft spot for the actress playing Sally. 😅

[@Rukzy]

I started off hating the movie but it has some really great moments.... In the end it wasn't bad, I ended up laughing near the end alot and had a good time, wasn't scared but then again in not sure people watch Texas chainsaw to get scared anymore

[@Is4ih8u]

What they said 👆

[@hitmanmonaghan6633]

Wait……you’re not gonna be in the new Batman??? Not even a cameo??!!

[@marchingham]

So I'm with Sean on this one. I think it was made to be a rif on that stupid re-quel trend. I think it will become more appreciated as time goes on.

[@mr.manpants9460]

Totally agree, leatherface throwing Sally in the trash was the film makers way of saying the new Halloween is stupid. I think its genius and love that most people are so eager to hate this movie that it flies over their heads.

[@GreigaBeast]

i became a fan of movie dumpster with their comedic voices.

[@MovieDumpster]

Thank you, we appreciate that!

[@APunisherKnight]

Just because you have brought up that people should still watch episodes for movies they havent seen/not interested in, this is one of those for me. Always tune in unless its a new movie that I am about to watch, and then I still add it to Watch Later list so that I dont forget to come back to it 👍

[@Toastedghosted]

It’s like they forgot the real reason leatherface wore masks to begin with. Bubba wore them as if they were literal characters, he never had a mom either but had he, he never would of cut her face off and wore it.

[@Goku9691]

26:36 that wasn’t part of the script 😂😂😂😂😂

[@Woopywomp]

When the dude in the pink shirt gets excited he sounds very much like weird al. I can't unhear it now. 41:18

[@thedeepstriker]

Either I was dreaming or I somehow managed to watch some of this after I fell asleep watching some of the older episodes before bed

[@TheVgrey]

Review tucker and Dale

[@stephenlively1366]

Hysterical movie, anyone else laugh uncontrollably during the pipe slicing or the part bus massacre?

[@revkun]

I love that sunflower field image especially the addition of the predator and Unit 01

[@zarchiarmy7966]

What is.tue Twitter handle for the photoshopped sunflower field image? Please help I can't find the profile.

[@nickmesogianes4638]

What a fantastic poster in the background. Should I search Alien 3 on KZbin now? 🤔😂

[@Ninja.warlord]

One of the big reasons is that they are being relocated there due to their jobs moving. An example would be Tesla moving from California to Texas. That’s also why the housing prices are rising in Texas

[@behindthescenesphotos5133]

California's not the most business friendly, but people have been fleeing it for red states for years because of the high cost of living and diminishing quality of life (ranked 50th in 2018). The lockdowns, riots, legalized theft, and 'defund the police' fallout just expedited the exodus. Only hoping they remember why they left their home state and chose the ones they did before they start voting again.

[@ExtremeMadnessX]

@@behindthescenesphotos5133...legalized theft?

[@Coinstarship]

I love the movie dumpers guys! Also Tony lookin hamsome again

[@clbaker8356]

There is an unused scene from texas Chainsaw Massacre Part 2 that had Leatherface taking out a bunch of drunks in a parking garage. Part same unused sequence would have also had Joe Bob Brigg's cameo. only other instance entire series Leatheface fights a crowd

[@scarfacewannabe101]

I honestly loved this one more then the last couple of entries

[@matteberhardt1750]

Very funny review. I will have to check out the earlier Texas Chainsaw Massacres

[@TheFullmetalmex]

K so to keep you guys informed, I live in Texas, have since 91 we moved following the oil field work, California is usually the first to bust and Texas the last. Nobody moves for politics they move following the work

[@MovieDumpster]

That makes a lot more sense, thanks!

[@TheFullmetalmex]

@@MovieDumpster no problem

[@feck2594]

This was literally the first movie I can say that I truly hated from the 1st second to the very last. It took me three times to even make it through it .

[@WiseFlyAiDesign]

30:40.. thats cool meeting Gunner Hanson!

[@AZOMBIERYO]

12:55 Based Tony

[@CastleOSM]

Finally! the Mac and Me poster has been replaced!

[@comicscorner9640]

Alien 3 poster. I'm going to miss Mac and me.

[@markchristian3249]

If you use a trimmer on your sack and not a razor, you're insane.

[@RyanAllenLocke]

This movie needed Vilmer lol

[@spideyfan1990]

Tony: I don’t think he knew their names. Me: I don’t think he knew HIS name.

[@AidanDownes_KH]

I’d love to see you all cover Tucker & Dale vs. Evil it would be so entertaining.

[@robk.6591]

I liked it a lot but it's not a very good movie. A guilty pleasure movie for sure. It's shot really well and the positives outweighed the negatives for me. But way too much social commentary that didn't add to the plot, imo. Plus this whole getting in one more jumpscare before the movie ends has taken its toll on me. It worked best in the original Friday the 13th and it's just not effective anymore.

[@MutaScale]

Aw and I told Joe to mention the clip of Bender saying "Hahaha. Oh wait, you're serious, let me laugh harder. HAHAHAHAHA!" when the ending is mentioned, oh well. XD Still enjoyed this clip and I gotta said with Joe, it's "Meh" with dumb stuff, some bright spots and a funny ass ending.

[@harleyjackson3708]

So I always wondered why we call it a "chainsaw dance" when it's never resembled a dance. It really in both movies just looks like he's angrily swinging his saw around more than it looks like he's dancing.

[@boldbearings]

In the 2nd film, his dancing around with the chainsaw, and thrusting it repeatedly into a tub of ice between the screaming protagonists bare legs is meant to look like exactly what it does. 😏

[@kurtcobain279489]

This film gave me new appreciation for 3D's "Do Your Thing Cuz!" and the prequels hot teen Leatherface. Yes, this movie was well shot and had some cool gore moments, but it wasn't nearly as scary as it could've been, nor as dumb fun as it should've been. If it had been more in the vein of Hoopers sequel or Next Generation or even TC3D, I'd probably have enjoyed it more. This is not a good movie, the only good thing I can say about this movie is it's still better than the PD remake and it's prequel.

[@LeechWoman]

Someone did a fan edit of the comic where it is grandpa that hammers Jason at the end instead.. I prefer that one.

[@dereksmith6033]

By The Way AWESOME JOB as Usual on these Videos,,,,i'm goin' back & watching them All since i'm New Here 😃🤘🤘

[@petermarlowe2010]

35:13 it's EVA-01 from Neon Genesis Evangelion

[@frankiedogg2k173]

Just nostie the alien 3 poster. Love the episode, anyways yeah I laughed so much at the very end with the head cut off. ^_^

[@ericalexander8216]

This movie was traaaaaaash

[@theodorewilliams9307]

Better Call Saw

[@nickducharme5104]

Critters attack was all over the place with stupid kills. A Gremlin knockoff when the should just make Gremlins v.s Critters.

[@codychapman7342]

I am so tired of being told to shave my bush every other video or podcast. I'm going full 70s style, poking out of my underwear, out of spite and I want my women that way too. Good video though.

[@johncena2336]

I will use Tony’s link/promo code when he gets a Manscaped tattoo.

[@JHann1990]

I love the alien 3 wall.

[@tdog3954]

35:38 if you look kinda closely he may have created slits for the skin to wrap around his ears thus keeping on the mask

[@jpstudios-11]

42:38 BURN

[@Ka_Five]

I need a Miker Myles and a Larry Etherface mash-up

[@thebeasthatfeasts]

"Alien 3" review being teased.

[@Tchernobog]

why does leatherface have a full head of hair? grandpa was bald and the cook/drayton was bald on top with a comb over. I guess it skipped his generation

[@penilewrinkle69240]

He mentioned fouke Arkansas. What a legend

[@MattsGeekCorner]

The alien 3 poster looks great.

[@JoshuaWilkesR]

That's a nice alien 3 poster

[@Fixxxer07082]

I liked it. I will give it props for being the most gory of all the Chainsaw movies. I’ll also give it props for doing something a little different and not retreading everything from the original movie by, ya know, having a dinner scene recreated beat for beat like Chainsaw 2, Leatherface, and Next Generation.

[@livingdeadjake4228]

Movie dumpster joins the fight lol Joe and that other guy lol Sean right idk Haha! Always a blast watching y'alls commentary! Thank You Joe for liking Texas Chainsaw Massacre also Sean. I'd give it a solid 7/10 and Tony stop BEING such a critic 🤦‍♂️. The kills were awesome and the ending was shocking and Badass!!!

[@shawnnightengale7372]

finally im not the only one here that thinks this movie is dumb

[@ppiorkowski1502]

I thought it was pretty cool that they brought the character of Sally back. It was something that has never been done before surprisingly considering the number of sequels they have. I didn't even mind that another actress had to play the role. I mean 50 years had gone by so as far as physical looks they could get away with it. What I didn't understand was what the fuck was the purpose of bringing her back if it was only just to kill her off. And they basically did it like as soon as she confronted Leatherface?!?!?!? Like come-on she was supposedly a Texas Ranger who was badass and prepping for a showdown with Leatherface. She trained for over 30 years for this and ends up dead?!?!?!? The people on the panel are right. You could omit the whole Sally story from this and it would have still been a complete movie. So I loved the idea but it was extremely poorly executed.

[@alcheman12]

Not as bad as 3D or the last Leatherface, but not very good

[@bencrites6305]

The mask reminds me of shao Kuhn's mask from mortal kombat annihilation

[@trekadam30]

The sport that guy was thinking of is the hammer throw.

[@Jaime13R]

I don’t think the house at the end was the original, i had an acquaintance who lives in the area where they shot the movie and she showed me.

[@fioregrimaldi4120]

Yeah why isn’t legendary naming another Pacific Rim movie, also another great review with Movie dumpster love you guys you my boys #TONYISWHOLESOME can’t wait for what’s to come next month

[@kingjunior7819]

But letting del Toro come back for PR3…

[@donkey7577]

That Aliens 3 poster needs to have opaque plastic over the poster.....

[@stuartsutton9350]

People only hate this film because the Internet told them to

[@troymcclure681]

You obviously have bad taste

[@renegadedjinn5325]

The original, the 2003 remake and this one are against culture. The 1974 one went against Hippie culture, 2003 went against yuppie culture and this one is against woke culture

[@grantotterson1925]

I watched this movie twice and I’m very confused about the timeline so hopefully the masters can help me

[@mario_maniac9368]

I don't know why people say stiff about millennial when most of us are. the years are 1981-1996

[@seanjohn1742]

I think she says to stay out of her room because the chainsaw was behind the wall and didn’t want him to go back to his old ways.

[@phantomworkz5000]

Maybe it should have been called -Texas chainsaw Massacre : A Scary Movie